This thing feels like somebody took a horny Pokémon fanfic, smashed it into an old-school RPG maker project, and then just never stopped adding weird jokes and half-dressed cosplayers. You’re basically wandering around this goofy anime-style world, bumping into girls who are very clearly “cosplaying” Pokémon, except their outfits look like they were designed by a hentai artist who got bored of subtlety. The nurse one is the funniest mess. She’s supposed to be this shiny Nurse Joy cosplayer, but she’s standing there in this tight pink outfit that looks one size too small, stockings gripping her thighs, boobs pushed so high it’s almost uncomfortable to look at… and the game treats her like prey you “save” by beating the shit out of horny monsters. It keeps winking at you every time you get a new ripped state on her clothes, like: “oh no, look what happened, her top is torn again, what a tragedy.” The camera zooms in when the clothes get shredded more, and it’s so obvious what they’re doing with that, but you still lean in, like a clown. And when her portrait switches to the topless version it just hits that Pokémon-center-but-not-really kink super hard, like yeah, you’re getting treated, but not your HP.

The battles themselves are that weird mix of simple and actually kind of tactical. You’re juggling lightning, grass, fire, trying to abuse those status things. You shock something, then suddenly lightning slaps extra hard, but if you got that healing scissors curse on you, it kinda sucks instead. Fire gets stronger if they’re already on fire, grass loves when the enemy’s got a big HP pool, and then you realize you’re not even paying attention to the health bar anymore because the Umbreon cosplayer pops up and she’s ultra rare and dressed like a goth club pet. Dark stockings, tiny tail, ears that shouldn’t be that sexy, purple lingerie that pretends to be “armor” but no one believes this. You’re sitting there on your phone, Chrome eating battery, with one hand switching spells and the other just kinda hovering because that idle animation is really fucking distracting. Her clothes rip slower, piece by piece, each “state” almost like a different fanart. I actually missed a spell input because I was staring at how her sideboob appears first before the full topless scene. And then the game suddenly decides “you can’t run from this boss now, enjoy” like it knows you won’t, because why would you, you came for this.

The best part is you keep stumbling into these weird little shop scenes after you “save” a girl. You just enter the shop and boom, the Eevee cosplayer is there doing something stupidly cute, like trying to act all brave and failing, ears drooping while she’s half naked and pretending nothing’s wrong. She’s uncommon, so when she shows up you feel weirdly lucky, like when you finally catch an actual shiny after too many encounters. Except now the “shiny” thing is just code for “her outfit is even sluttier than usual and might fall off if she breathes wrong.” The shopkeeper just plays along, dropping one-liners, like they’re aware they trapped a bunch of horny cosplayers inside some cursed Pokémon porn convention. Some of the humor really lands, like the little gag where there is this Patreon input and if you type “friendzonedagain” everything goes back to clothed portraits. It’s such a petty joke, like the dev is roasting you directly for wanting the spicy versions. I hated it, but also I tried it, then instantly regretted it, then refused to admit it to anyone. The music kicks in with this fake Sun & Moon boss vibe and for a second it almost feels like a real intense fight, then you remember you’re basically grinding for better chances at making a nurse lose her top. And the game is absolutely not balanced in the usual sense; sometimes your spells just feel weak, the damage scaling is all over the place, and you don’t even care because the main tension is “will this next rip state finally show nipple or just more torn fabric teasing me like some kind of pervert Pokémon League?”

Horny Pokémon comedy is kind of a cursed idea already, and this thing leans into it like it lost a bet. You start off thinking “ok, funny parody, some lewd jokes, fine,” then five minutes later you’re arguing with a half-naked cosplayer in a fake court trial while an Umbreon does this slow, smug ass-wiggle in a reward scene that’s way too lovingly animated for something that was probably drawn on a Tuesday night. The whole thing feels like someone mashed a shitpost thread, a cheap casino, and a con artist trainer campaign into one chaotic little adventure. You run around this con-style hub, poking into rooms that look innocent until you notice the posters on the wall are absolutely not PG, and every “NPC” is either trying to flirt with you, scam you, or bait you into some risky bet just to unlock another naughty picture. It’s not classy. It’s not pretending to be classy. It’s more like “hey, remember when you were a kid collecting cards and now your brain is rotten? Good. Have some lewd stickers and half-dressed trainers.”

The cosplayers are the real meat here, if we can call it that. You’ve got this whole thing where some are common, some are rare, and then there’s that ultra rare James cosplayer that the game treats like a shiny legendary with a daddy kink. You bump into them and suddenly you’re in this silly half-serious situation, almost like a mini side quest, and if you manage to “save” them you get a secret reward lurking in the shop later that basically screams “yeah, you worked for this thirst, now enjoy it.” I kinda love that the game is horny but still laughs at itself. There’s this court trial mini game where you’re clicking through dialogue trying to ace the logic while the characters are wearing outfits that would get you banned from most servers, and I swear I missed a key piece of testimony just because I was staring at a cleavage window that looks like it could cut glass. Then you’ve got the casino, tossing coins around just to find some rare book, and the payoff is another slice of erotic nonsense that somehow feels earned, even though you literally just gambled until RNG liked you. I wish the UI didn’t feel like it was found under someone’s bed along with the old doujins, but whatever, it works. The Umbreon animation is honestly too smooth for how janky some of the menus are, which is weirdly charming and also annoying as hell. And the sticker sets? They feel like the devs were just doodling horny fanart during class and then dumped it all into the game, which, to be honest, is exactly the vibe this mess needed.

A steamy new sauna just popped up beside the maid cafe, and the person running it is nothing short of a tantalizing mystery. Yet, behind that inviting smile, secrets simmer beneath the surface. Could Felicia’s charm be too good to be true, hiding something darker?

At Poke-Con, the scales are tipping dangerously, and not everyone will come out unscathed. Carmen’s on edge, and you’re about to find out if she’ll give in to her desires and take that daring step.

Con-Quest’s newest update throws you headfirst into a world where mystery and lust collide. Characters evolve, quests intensify, and the erotic tension cranks up to unbearable levels.

Thanks to some passionate Patrons, there’s now a worshipper manual to help you navigate all the juicy content. Don’t miss their handy manual at the link above - it’s packed with tips and tricks.

We owe a massive shout-out to our Patrons and the entire Newgrounds family for backing us. Your enthusiasm keeps the fires burning here.

Come say hello and swap stories with other players on our lively Discord channel. Grab your spot now: https://discordapp.com/invite/Upr9Njg

Patrons get exclusive perks like voting power, direct input on development, and early access to new content. Head over to https://www.patreon.com/cuddlepitgames for all the benefits.

Massive props to Emily for the gorgeous artwork, check her out here: http://puddingpack.deviantart.com/ Decals and cosplay inspiration come courtesy of GrossGirl, found at http://grossgirl.newgrounds.com/ Ivy Sticker’s vibe is thanks to Chicken, whose fashion blog is http://rottenchicken.tumblr.com/ Boss battles get a killer soundtrack by EternalSushi, check it out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lAIQu_1YVU

Enemies now take heavier hits thanks to updated weakness damage calculations. Meet the new Flareon cosplayer, featuring a whole chase sequence plus prize images, static and animated.

Enjoy three added CG moments in Flareon’s quest, with bonus visuals at the finale. Look out for Carmen’s new emotes, bringing her reactions to life. Switching between reward images is simpler with the revamped menu system.

Static pictures for Mia and Nia have been added, including a provocative one of Mia on the floor. Jess’s updated prize shows her bare-chested, turning up the heat. Special CGs such as Jaclyn’s “tower of chicks” are now neatly organized in the prize menu.

Fixed a bug that trapped players during Ivy’s questline. The Patreon menu no longer locks up thanks to recent fixes.

Crack the mysteries, challenge the chaos, and dive into the risqué world unfolding at the sauna and beyond.