Damn, I was expecting some polished AAI production but got this weird fever dream instead. The whole premise sounds like someone threw every popular waifu into a blender with vacation vibes - you got Hinata lounging by pools, Tsunade doing... well, Tsunade things, and somehow Makima ended up serving cocktails? The art's all over the place too, some CG looks decent while others feel rushed, but honestly that's part of the charm. You're this resort worker trying to bang basically every anime girl who ever made you question your life choices during puberty.

What gets me is how they just dumped everyone together without caring about continuity. Bulma's chatting with Nami about... resort management I guess? While Yor's doing her assassin thing but in a bikini. The dialogue ranges from surprisingly sweet romance attempts to straight-up "let's fuck behind the tiki bar" energy. Some scenes with Mitsuri actually made me feel things before immediately cutting to Nobara being aggressive as hell - gave me whiplash but not complaining. The sandbox elements let you wander around hitting on whoever, though the interaction system feels clunky. Sometimes clicking on Yoruichi just makes her repeat the same flirty line three times.

The sex scenes vary wildly - some are genuinely hot with decent buildup, others feel like they were animated by someone who learned anatomy from hentai exclusively. Shinobu's route surprised me with actual character development before the inevitable creampie finale. Meanwhile Makima's just... being Makima but horny, which works I guess? The whole thing feels unfinished in places, dialogue cuts off mid-sentence sometimes, but there's enough content to keep you busy. Just don't expect AAA polish when you're getting your rocks off to seeing Momo in situations that'd make her classmates blush.

So this game basically throws you onto some magical anime girl island after you get horny and follow some chick with a fat ass - yeah that's literally the setup and honestly? It works. Don't Toy With Me is one of those sandbox harem deals where you're surrounded by every waifu you've ever jerked off to, from Hinata's massive tits to Zero Two's perfect curves. The whole thing feels like someone's wet dream made manifest, which I guess it literally is according to the dev.

The variety is insane though - you got your shy Hinata types, your bratty Nagatoro energy, thicc One Piece girls like Robin and Nami, plus a bunch of others I recognized but can't remember the names of right now. Each girl has their own little personality quirks and the interactions feel pretty natural for what they are. Like when you're chatting with Nagatoro she's actually being a teasing bitch instead of just generic anime girl #47. The sex scenes are animated which is nice, lots of titfucks and creampies and the usual stuff you'd expect. Some of the girls look a bit young but that's anime for you I guess? The ahegao faces during climax scenes are chef's kiss though.

What bugs me is the school setting feels kinda pointless - like why am I attending classes when I could be railing Yoruichi instead? But then again maybe that's the point, building up tension before you get to the good stuff. The mobile version runs smooth on my phone which is surprising since most of these games lag like hell. There's this whole mystery about how you ended up there but honestly who gives a shit when Erza Scarlett wants to fuck your brains out. The sandbox element means you can basically choose your own adventure with whoever catches your eye that day. Sometimes I wish there was more story but then Esdeath shows up and suddenly I don't care about plot anymore.

Hinata fans, this one hits that very specific itch where you just want to treat her like a shy doll and a total cum dump at the same time. The whole thing feels like someone took all those “what if I could actually control her in my browser, not just in fanart” thoughts and turned it into a toy. You’re basically stuck in a room with her, nothing fancy, and the fun is in poking around and seeing how far her sweet little face and those ridiculous boobs will go. First time I loaded it on Chrome, I just sat there like an idiot, changing her expression from timid to horny to kind of bratty, watching how it totally changes the vibe when you start fucking her. That moment when she’s in cute lingerie, eyes half-closed, blush maxed out, and you’re slamming into her while her tits bounce… yeah, that’s the part my brain goes “save this in mental folder forever.”

The customization is simple, but it scratches that collector brain. Different accessories, some lingerie sets that actually look like someone jerked off to real cosplay pics first, skin tones that let you play around with interracial fantasy without the game trying to say anything deep. It’s just “what if Hinata, but like this?” over and over. I spent a stupid amount of time putting her in the softest, most innocent-looking bra, then going full rough with the minigame controls, like “oops, this pure ninja waifu is now a cock sleeve.” Controls are very point and click, a bit clunky in spots, you sometimes misclick an accessory when you just want to grab her tits, and it pissed me off more than it should, but then her breasts jiggle again and I forget what I wanted to complain about. When the little minigame rhythm syncs with the moans, it hits that brain rot zone where you just chase the climax bar and ignore everything else. It’s not some combat-heavy Naruto parody, it’s more like a shrine for people who only care about one girl and how many ways they can dress her up, strip her down, and watch her take dick with slightly different eyes every time.

Sex-wise, it does not pretend to be romantic. You can make her look all shy, but when you start going hard, the game clearly wants you to ruin her. There’s this one moment I keep repeating: I put her in dark thigh-highs, white panties, tiny bra, made her look nervous, then switched her expression mid-thrust to that hungry, open-mouthed, drooling face. It turns the whole scene from “please be gentle” into “I live for this cock now” instantly, and my brain just short circuits. No story about Naruto, no real plot, it’s just your private Hinata machine. Fans who like deep story will be disappointed, fans who just want to load a browser tab, pick a lingerie combo, push sliders and buttons until this stacked ninja girl whimpers and moans like a pornstar, yeah, they’ll understand exactly what this is. I kinda wish there were more outfits, more tiny details to collect, but at the same time, it already feels like that secret stash game you run alongside Discord and Pornhub and pretend it’s “just one more quick session” before closing it and then opening again.

You know that feeling when you’re scrolling on your phone, bored out of your mind, and you start thinking “yeah, I kinda wanna flirt with half the anime multiverse right now”? This game leans right into that. It’s a mobile-style dating sim where your whole job is to talk, tease, and slowly push your way from cute banter to full-on filthy with a bunch of familiar faces. One minute you’re trying to keep your shit together while Tsunade leans in with those ridiculous tits, the next you’re trading playful jabs with Marin Kitagawa like she’s your chaotic cosplay girlfriend who absolutely knows she’s out of your league. It’s very much a “pick a waifu, poke at her until she cracks, then enjoy the view” setup. You answer questions, pick dialog options, earn points when you say the thing she wants to hear, and each correct move nudges the relationship from “hi, senpai” to “okay, pull your dick out already.”

What I like is how the game doesn’t pretend it’s some deep, tragic romance. It pretends for like 10 seconds, then goes straight into horny nerd brain. You start with small talk, a bit of teasing, then she starts hinting, and once you’ve stacked enough points, the clothes start vanishing. One date you’re laughing with Aqua while she’s being useless and bratty, the next date she’s grinding in your lap and calling you a pervert like it’s your fault. Rias acts all composed, polite, almost royal, but you keep pushing the right answers and suddenly you’re getting your cock squeezed between those huge tits she pretends are a burden. There are titfucks, messy handjobs, slow teasing oral where she holds eye contact like she wants to watch you lose control, the usual “oops I sat on it” vaginal sex, and yeah, anal too if you unlock the right scenes. Some girls treat it as a reward, some as a challenge, some as “shut up and enjoy it.” I had this moment with a certain dragon milf where she’s bouncing on top of me with that massive ass, smiling like she’s finally found a new toy, and I genuinely forgot to click the next line because I was too busy staring.

It’s not all straight either, which is nice. You’ve got traps like Astolfo and Felix in the mix, cute and flirty and way too confident, and if you’re into that, the game doesn’t tiptoe around it. They flirt hard, they suck you off like they’ve practiced, they ride you like they’re trying to prove something. Some routes feel more romantic, like a soft slow-burn with a girl like Rem, where you actually care a bit about the conversation before you end up buried inside her, and some are pure chaos, like Darkness begging you to use her like a toy while you’re thinking “ok, I’m the degenerate here but wow.” It’s kinda funny how sometimes the writing hits this surprisingly sweet mood, then two screens later you’re balls-deep and watching a loop of her moaning and drooling, legs shaking. There’s a harem vibe too once you realize just how many characters are waiting for you. Best way to enjoy it? Don’t rush. Take a character, answer her correctly, watch her shift from “oh, we’re just talking” to “fuck me harder” and let yourself get sucked into each scene. Screenshot the faces you like, replay the ones that make you twitch, and let the game do what it clearly wants to do: melt your brain in the dirtiest, laziest way possible.