Dark Neighborhood feels like someone mashed together a horny voyeur diary and a cult horror zine they found in a basement, then forgot to proofread, and I mean that in a nice way and also not nice way. The whole thing orbits this hungry god-thing that gets off on watching humans fuck, and the game never even pretends it’s classy. You’re basically dragged into his obsession as he lurks around this quiet little neighborhood that is absolutely not quiet at all. Doors look normal, windows look normal, but once you start clicking, every house hides some filthy little ritual in progress. One scene you’re peeking at the neighbour’s “innocent” afternoon visit that turns into her pinning a guy to the couch with those big soft tits bouncing in his face, next scene you’re with a tired-looking MILF in a bathrobe who clearly gave up on normal life and is just using her son’s friend as a stress toy. The god just watches. You watch. It’s like Pornhub, if Pornhub had a narrator from an old horror book mumbling in the ceiling.

What I liked is how the game never fully decides if you’re supposed to be horny or unsettled. One CG you’re staring at this voluptuous neighbour being railed from behind on the kitchen counter, her breasts smashed against the cold surface, her face pushed into the reflection on the glossy tiles, and the next second the text reminds you that something invisible is floating above, drooling, feeding on their lust like a parasite. You see her eyes roll back from pleasure, but you also know she’s basically a meat candle for some cosmic pervert. It’s hot and really not hot at the same time. I had to pause and go browse Twitter like a normie just to reset my brain. The pacing is weird too. Sometimes you get long teasing scenes with drawn-out conversations, a married neighbour talking about how she “never does this” while her huge boobs are already slipping out of her top, and other times the story just jumps: two lines of dialog, then suddenly she’s riding cock on a squeaky bed, tits slapping against her chest, the god practically moaning in the text box. The thriller angle leaks in around the edges: tiny hints that the residents slowly feel watched, little remarks about shadows that stay too long in the corner of the screen, reflections in glass that don’t match the people fucking in the room. Then the game forgets it wanted to be scary and just zooms in on cum dripping down cleavage.

I keep thinking about one early scene with the “nice” neighbour mom. She’s the classic big-breasted type, soft belly, warm smile, the kind of woman that would bring you cookies in a normal story. Here she basically brings you her body. She’s in this tight top that can barely hold those massive boobs, and the text describes how the fabric digs into her skin, leaving red marks. You sit there reading her pretend to be shy while the CG clearly shows her nipples poking through, and in the background there is this faint description about how the deity savors the heat of her embarrassment, how every drop of her arousal is like a prayer. Later, when she’s on all fours, hair messy, sweat shining between her breasts, the god is practically worshipping her from the ceiling, treating her like some living altar. It’s so blasphemous it loops back to funny. I wish the UI text didn’t keep popping slightly off-center during some transitions, it annoyed the hell out of me once I noticed it, and then I could not unsee it. But anyway, the mix of mystery and filth works in a very wrong way. The neighborhood feels like a maze of little porn scenes stitched together by this invisible pervert deity, and you’re sort of its apprentice, clicking your way through people’s lives while pretending you’re investigating some cosmic horror. My advice: play when you’re already a bit horny, keep one hand free for the mouse, and let the game rot your sense of shame while the god fills up on every moan echoing through those thin suburban walls.

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