Tifa looks like she took a wrong turn in Midgar and ended up in the horniest biology lab on Pornhub. No saving the planet here, she’s basically reduced to “premium milk source with attitude,” strapped into this creepy-but-sexy milk plant where everything is built around one thing: squeeze more out of those ridiculous tits. The game doesn’t pretend to be subtle. You get her tied up in all these positions that look half like torture rack, half like weird spa machine, and the whole interface feels like someone put a Final Fantasy mod inside a dairy fetish dream. You poke, pull, pump, shove toys in places, watch the milk pour, and the game just keeps rewarding you for being a complete perv. And yes, she’s moaning like she can’t decide if she wants to punch you or beg for another round. That’s basically the main kink here: she’s helpless, bound tight, but her body’s betraying her.

The fun part is how the game treats her boobs like some unstable magic materia. You push her too hard and she’s squirming, the tits swelling bigger, veins showing a bit, dripping like someone turned on a hidden tap. You slow down and tease with a dildo or fingers, and you get this lazy milking flow that looks almost peaceful, which honestly is creepier because she’s still chained to some metal frame like a captured monster. Sometimes the plant’s machines do part of the work for you, those cold-looking suction cups and tubes that clamp around her nipples and just start pulling, and your job is more like “adjust the cruelty level.” One tiny slider up, she gasps and the milk blasts out, another tiny push, now she’s in that thin line where pleasure and pain mix and the sounds get filthy. There’s this one sequence where they bend her over, spread her, and you’re stuffing an anal dildo inside while the milker tugs on her breasts at the same time, and it honestly feels like you’re juggling three fetishes while trying not to break the toy. The animations when she arches her back and milk sprays over her own belly are the kind of thing people screenshot and send on Discord like “ok I’m going to hell for this.”

What stays in your head after you close the tab is not even the hardcore stuff, weirdly. It’s that small detail when you press on her swollen boob and the areola looks tight and shiny right before the milk leaks out, like the whole breast is about to burst if you don’t let it go. The sound of the machine sucking is low and wet, kind of too close to your ear if you play with headphones, and the voice lines loop in a way that makes you think of those old Flash games, a bit cheap, but that almost adds to the charm. I still hate the tiny little UI arrow in the corner that looks like it should do something important and basically does nothing, and I kept clicking it like an idiot. The game doesn’t really care about plot, just throws Tifa in there, treats her like the “perfect specimen,” and says, here, make her give you more. And you do. Not because it’s deep or whatever, but because there’s this nasty satisfaction in seeing how far that milk plant will push her body, how much those soft brown nipples can take before they’re dripping non-stop. It’s wrong, it’s hot, and it kind of feels like someone took that one Tifa hentai you saw years ago and decided, yeah, let’s make it interactive and way more fucked up.

Kasumi Rebirth feels like catching someone’s private mod folder that accidentally got pushed live and nobody had the heart to stop it. It’s just Kasumi, chained up, not doing the “cool ninja” thing at all, and the whole game is basically you seeing how far you can push her body before you get bored or feel weird about yourself. She hangs there in those metal restraints, soft skin, big tits squeezed by the outfit that you immediately start ripping off, because of course you do. There is no fake romance, no “story” pretending this isn’t what it is. You poke her, grab her, slide hands over her tits, pinch her nipples a bit too hard, then harder, just to see if the reaction changes. It turns into this quiet little lab experiment: what if I put fingers in her pussy first, then in her ass, then both, then ignore both and just use her tits like they are toys made of warm jelly. The game doesn’t judge. It just lets you be a freak in peace.

The main loop of Kasumi Rebirth is strangely hypnotic: click, drag, spread her legs, tilt her hips, line her up for doggystyle, then get distracted and go back to playing with her mouth. You pull her head back, slide a dildo between her lips, watch those eyes say everything without a single line of dialog. Deepthroat her with plastic, then switch holes like a bored god with too much free time. Pussy, ass, mouth, back to pussy, then push it in her asshole again just because you like the way she tightens around it. You can masturbate her slowly, tease her clit until she twitches, then ram something inside and go straight for a rough creampie like the concept of foreplay never existed. Cumshots on her face, on her breasts, slipping down her body, and at some point I tried to see if I could cover both tits perfectly and got annoyed because one drop kept sliding off the side in a stupid way that distracted me more than it should. There is also this breast expansion thing going on that feels like someone’s late-night fever dream: you start tweaking and pumping and suddenly her big tits are not just big, they are ridiculous, heavy, almost comical, but somehow it works because this game stopped pretending to be “normal” a long time ago. It is rough, it is ***-y, it is torture dressed up as “gentle play”, and yet the whole thing has this old-school Internet porn game energy that makes you keep testing one more position, one more angle, one more messy facial, just to see how far Kasumi’s body can be turned into a toy before you finally close the tab and swear you’re done with Dead or Alive girls forever.

Samus shows up here like she took a wrong portal and landed in the trashiest corner of the Nintendo multiverse, and honestly, it kind of rules. You’ve got this shiny blonde bounty hunter in a tiny bikini instead of the usual armor, strapped down so tight she’s not going anywhere, and the game basically asks, “Ok, how badly do you want to ruin her?” Then it lets you answer that with buttons, sliders, and too many cocks and tentacles to count. It starts slow if you want, just Samus squirming and giving you that pissed-off look, but the second you start actual penetration, the whole thing turns into a mix of porn clip and stress toy. You poke one thing, her ass reacts. You poke another, tentacles decide her pussy is their new home. And yeah, there’s an X-ray toggle, because apparently Creambee knows everyone wants to see what’s happening inside her holes, not only outside. One click and you’re looking straight into her cunt and ass while a thick cock or wet tentacle is stretching everything wide open, like some fucked-up anatomy lesson that would get you banned from any school in one second.

What I like is how it rewards messing around instead of just racing for the cumshot. I spent way too long just switching between anal and vaginal, watching her expression shift from angry to broken to that “I hate this but my body doesn’t” look that hentai people know too well. And yeah, the tentacle *** is not subtle at all. They come from below, wrap around her arms and legs, hold her open and pound her like they’re trying to pack her womb full. There’s no “romance”, no plot, just “Samus is fucked, now you choose how.” You can go full-on brutal, stuff her ass while another cock is hammering her pussy, and then flip on X-ray and watch both holes get filled at once. It’s ridiculous and kind of overkill, but in a good “I can’t believe I’m clicking this” way.

The little secret futanari switch in the background is peak old-school flash trolling. You spot it, click, suddenly Samus has a big hard dick on top of being used as a cum dump, and the whole scene gets twice as messy. I had her getting pounded by tentacles while her own cock was twitching and spilling over her belly and tits, facial dripping, creampie pouring out of her, and the screen just looked like someone attacked it with a bucket of cum in Photoshop. The final cumshot is exactly that type of nonsense too: you push things long enough, the rhythm changes, and then there’s this full-on explosion in her pussy, in her ass, and all over her face, like nobody here has heard of “too much”. My only stupid complaint is that the background secret is a bit annoying to find if you don’t know Creambee’s usual style, but yeah, I kept clicking around like an idiot until it worked and I’m still low-key mad about it. Anyway, if you ever wanted to see Samus tied up, fucked by tentacles, taken in the ass, stuffed with creampie, coated in facial, and also packing her own cock because why the hell not, this thing doesn’t even pretend to be tasteful. It just gives you the controls and lets you wreck her.

Lunch here is absolutely not the same girl you remember from the show. Forget the shy sneeze gag, she’s basically logged into her own porn universe and left the plot far behind. The whole thing feels like someone asked “what if Lunch stopped pulling guns and started pulling out toys instead” and nobody told them no. You’re not some epic hero, you’re just the lucky idiot she decided to drag into her horny little side quest. She wants to fuck, she tells you she wants to fuck, and the game never pretends it’s about anything else. There’s this funny moment at the start where she looks at you like you interrupted her lunch break, then suddenly she’s grinding on you like that was her plan all day. No build‑up, no big story arc, just “hey, you, undress me and make it nasty”. Honestly, respect.

The breast thing is ridiculous in a good way and in a “ok calm down” way. They don’t just look big, they move, bounce, and straight up jiggle like the dev had a personal grudge against gravity. You click something, they react, you thrust, they react more, and every time they slam against her chest you can’t decide if you’re aroused or just impressed by how stupidly huge they are. There’s a part where you’re ramming that dildo into her and her tits are just swinging all over the place while she moans and begs for more, and it feels like the whole scene is built just to show how far they can push the expansion without her literally tipping over. Then the game leans into it even harder: she spreads her legs, pussy glistening, dildo going in deep, and she stares right at you with that “you’re not done yet, idiot” face. The creampie finish isn’t some shy fadeout either. You pump her full, she squeezes around you like her whole body is trying to milk every drop, and the camera just stays there, watching it leak out while her chest keeps twitching and bouncing like her orgasms don’t know when to stop. And somewhere in the back there’s this flying tree frog reference that shows up like a fever dream, like the dev was watching the wrong anime and just rolled with it. It makes zero sense, but by that point you’re already knuckle‑deep in her and not really complaining. Actually, I am complaining about her socks; they annoy me for some reason and it’s never explained, but whatever, no one cares except me. The whole thing feels dirty, stupid, horny and strangely honest about it, like a drunk fantasy that accidentally clicked “publish” instead of “save draft”.