This thing plays like a weird mix of pub quiz night and horny anime fever dream. You’re this college kid wandering around campus, not for grades, just trying to climb a very different kind of ranking: how many hot women you can charm, outsmart and then absolutely rail. Every girl you meet comes with two big things: massive tits and a list of questions that make you feel like you should have actually listened in class. One moment you’re staring at a teacher’s cleavage while she’s asking about history dates, next moment she’s on her knees, lips shiny with spit, treating your cock like extra credit. It’s stupid and fun at the same time, like using Wikipedia with one hand and jerking it with the other.

What actually surprised me is how the whole “answer five questions to fuck” thing gets in your head. First girl I ran into looked like that classic hentai campus babe, skirt too short, boobs almost falling out, asking me random shit about science. Got one answer wrong and she just smirked, crossed her legs, and told me to come back when I’m “less useless.” I wanted to rage quit, opened Chrome instead, hit Google and a bit of Wikipedia, came back and suddenly I’m balls deep in her, slapping into her pussy from behind, watching her ass bounce while she moans and begs for more. It’s kinda dumb how satisfying that feels after doing actual thinking. Brain on quiz mode, dick on creampie mode. Perfect combo. Except when it isn’t, because some questions feel like the dev was just scrolling random pages and picking words, but somehow that also makes it funnier. You’re like, why the fuck do I need to know this to deserve a blowjob? Then she’s gagging on you, drool down her chin, and you kinda stop caring.

Stuff really clicks once you start chasing the “prettiest woman in the college” angle. There’s this strict teacher, total mistress vibe, glasses, hair up, that classic “I’ll ruin your life but you’ll thank me” look. When she leans in and whispers that you’re not ready for her yet, it weirdly stings. So you go fuck your way through the campus, one quiz at a time, loading faces with cum after a rough doggystyle session, filling pussies, watching those big boobs bounce while she claws at the sheets. Some scenes are actually hotter when you fail a couple of times before nailing the answers. It feels like you’ve earned that moment where she gasps as you shove it deep and you don’t pull out, she tightens around you, and the screen shows her getting a sticky creampie like a reward screen gone very wrong. I kinda wish the questions got even nastier or more twisted as you go, but they stay in this strange mix of normal trivia and random bullshit. Anyway, it ends up feeling like Pornhub and a school exam had a baby, and that baby really wants you to cum on your teacher’s face for getting a perfect score.

Ciri walking into your filthy half broken fortress, already annoyed and already hotter than your browser history, is honestly the perfect mood for this thing. You are not some noble mentor here, more like the horny landlord of Kaer Morhen trying to decide if you want a legendary monster hunter or a legendary cum dumpster, and the game just looks you in the eye and says: “make up your damn mind.” From the first training session it hits that weird mix of parody and actual Witcher nostalgia. One second you are telling her to focus on her stance and sword grip, next second you are noticing they put a lot of effort into her tits bouncing when she screws up the dodge. It’s that kind of energy. You click through what looks like a normal drill, she misses a move, you “punish” her, and the punishment is suddenly way less PG than you expected. In a good way. Or terrible way, depending how pure you lied to yourself you are.

What I liked is that it pretends to be about discipline and routine at the start. Basic fights, alchemy lessons, some spells. Ciri asking legit questions about potions and signs, trying to be serious, you answering like a half competent teacher who is also staring at her ass. Then the options creep in. Say the wrong “encouraging” line? Boom, now she thinks moaning gets her a reward. Make her drink a slightly “experimental” potion? There goes her self control, and suddenly practice swings become grinding on your leg while she tries to explain it is just to “feel the balance of the blade.” The game keeps tossing you choices that feel harmless at first and then five scenes later you realize you built a complete slut and it was absolutely your fault. Or you tried to be nice and strict and it still turned horny, because it is that kind of parody where the universe itself is perverted. Also, the little details are messed up in a fun way. The crack in the wall of her room that you barely notice then ends up in a scene. The empty training yard that somehow turns into the stage for a public “motivation” lesson. Even the money grind to fix bits of the fortress turns out to just unlock new ways to humiliate or empower her, depending which flavor of degenerate you picked that day. It really feels like a long, cursed Tinder date with destiny itself, where every “sure, why not” option bang you in the face three scenes later, and Ciri either stands on the ruins as a badass witcher or kneels in them with her mouth open, because of every tiny horny decision you pretended was “just to see what happens.”

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