The whole thing starts in that awkward, horny, brain-fried zone where you already fucked up before the game even gives you a choice. You play this kid who’s been jerking off over his own mom for way too long, and the story just throws you right into his worst possible scenario: getting caught in her room, dick in hand, nose in her panties. I actually laughed out loud because it’s so on the nose, but then the scene drags just enough that you feel that mix of panic and “oh fuck this is hot” at the same time. It doesn’t pretend to be classy or deep. It’s just raw, dirty, and kind of uncomfortable in a way that weirdly works. The 3D models look like somebody actually cared, then got horny and rushed the last 10% of the polish. Boobs move nice, faces land somewhere between expressive and slightly cursed, which I kinda love. There’s ahegao, and sometimes her face goes right into hentai meme territory, like “ok, calm down, you’re not in a doujin,” but it fits the vibe. Animations are not super smooth like big-budget stuff, but they loop in that hypnotic way where you forget you were even clicking through dialogue and just watch the rhythm of hips, thighs, and that little jiggle her tits do when he slams in deeper.

What surprised me is how the game keeps pretending there’s a moral path, while everything on screen is basically a slow train into total depravity. You get this “good son” angle at the start, where he’s all guilty, talking about maybe leaving home, trying to stop thinking about her. Then she catches him, and the tone shifts with zero chill. One moment she’s angry, slapping him, scolding him, and you’re thinking ok, classic spanking punishment, maybe some humiliation and done. Next moment her hand “accidentally” stays on his cock a bit too long, and that’s it, the dam’s broken. There’s anal, oral, titfucks, creampies, all the usual “oops, we crossed a line, guess we’ll cross the next one too” escalation, and you can tell the dev is just stacking all their favorite tags in a way that actually feels like a fantasy spiral instead of random scenes. I liked the domination switch-up a lot: sometimes she’s fully in charge, sitting on him, riding him while talking shit, pushing his head between her legs, making him lick her clean after he spills inside. Other times she melts and lets him go full male-dom, pinning her, fucking her raw while she does that broken moan with her tongue out. Little stuff stands out, like how her feet get attention without making a big deal out of it. She presses them against his dick in one scene, and it’s framed like a throwaway tease, but the animation is detailed enough that I replayed it on purpose. The romance vibe slips in weirdly too, in between all the taboo filth. She has these softer lines, where she calls him “my boy” while he’s buried inside her, and it feels wrong in exactly the way people come to this kind of game for. It’s not subtle, never tries to be, and it absolutely doesn’t care if it goes too far. I was alt-tabbing between this and Discord, with Spotify just looping in the background, and every time I came back to the window the game had somehow escalated another level without feeling like it changed genre, which is kind of impressive and kinda fucked up at the same time.

Mandatory Mentor is basically what happens if someone mixes a hardcore study cram simulator with a very mean, very horny pet training fantasy and then pretends this is all for “education”. You play the poor guy who has to turn Reina, this spoiled rich brunette disaster, into a Tokyo Uni material in just seven days while stuck together on a tropical island that feels half resort, half prison. She starts off bitchy, lazy, mouthy as hell, trying every trick to not open a textbook, and the game looks at that and says: ok, now make her obey. Academic pressure is just the excuse. The real test is how far you want to push her and what kind of insane “mentor” you’re willing to become when there is nobody around to stop you.

The rhythm of the days is addicting in a really dirty way. Morning you try actual tutoring, like quizzing her, making her repeat answers while her eyes keep rolling and she calls you “boring” for the tenth time. Afternoon, after she fails the same basic problem again, you “correct” her attitude with your own style of discipline. There is a punishment slider and it feels too good to move it up when she gives you that brat smirk. You can keep it relatively soft or go full perv and treat her like a misbehaving pet that needs to learn through humiliation. At one point I had her kneeling on the sand, wearing this makeshift collar, trying to recite formulas while blushing like crazy because every wrong answer earned her a sharp spanking that actually has weight to it thanks to the animations. I swear I was honestly trying to make her pass the exam, then two scenes later I was making her beg for the next question like it was a treat. It feels fucked up. It also feels incredibly hot. The game acts like it is about study schedules and discipline routines, but half the time you are deciding which toy you are going to “use as motivation” and realizing you barely checked the damn study guide.

What I like most is how your choices twist Reina’s personality without turning her into a boring good girl unless you really aim for that. If you focus on humiliation and pet play, she slowly shifts from arrogant brat to needy thing that looks at you like you are her owner, and some late scenes lean hard into that domination vibe, with her crawling, wearing nothing but a collar and your “reward” in her mouth after a successful test. Or you can be a bit gentler, more trainer than tyrant, pushing her with a mix of scolding and after-lesson “relaxation” where the sex still feels intense but less degrading, more like she is proud to please her mentor. The endings play with this a lot: I had one where she just barely passes and you end up bringing your trained pet back to civilization like it is totally normal, and another where you fail completely and the island basically becomes your private perversion park with your obedient island girl who forgot what pants are. The game calls itself kind of a simulator, but honestly the “serious” parts are just foreplay for the next time you bend her over the desk and ask her if she wants to try again, this time with the toy in front of her, and she nods while pretending she still cares about the exam. She doesn’t. By that point, neither did I.

Horizon of Passion Remake feels like something I really should not be playing on my work laptop, and yet here I am alt-tabbing between it and Excel like a damn ninja. The setup is pretty simple on paper: guy stuck between a broken home and a “new start” with family drama boiling everywhere, but the game doesn’t stay in sad-boy territory for long. It starts with that quiet feeling, you know, when you move somewhere new and everything smells different and the walls are too clean. Then suddenly your “supportive” role toward mom and sister starts drifting into that slow, wrong kind of closeness. It’s not like some instant porn switch. It creeps. You share a room for a bit, or you overhear moaning in the shower, or you hug a bit too long when she’s crying about dad. That kind of stuff. Then you wake up realizing your hand is already down your pants and the game is basically just nodding like “yeah, that’s where this is going.”

What surprised me is how often I forgot I was supposed to be the “good son” while picking choices. There’s this one scene where mom is sitting on the couch in this lazy home outfit, shirt a bit loose so you see that heavy cleavage line, and you’re supposed to comfort her because she’s talking about feeling old and abandoned. I picked the “be nice” option and the camera angle just slowly slides down to her thighs, bare, soft, and I’m clicking through dialogue but reading nothing, just staring at her legs. Then it gives you this timing where you can “accidentally” touch her knee, and she flinches for a second, but doesn’t pull away. That tiny pause is more dirty than most full-on blowjob scenes in other games. And yeah, there’s plenty of those too. Once it opens the sexual floodgates it really goes for it: sloppy oral, messy creampies, anal that makes you clench a bit in sympathy, mom riding you with her big tits bouncing while she pretends it’s all some “stress relief.” The 3D models sell it better than I expected. Faces don’t look like plastic dolls, bodies look soft and heavy in good ways, asses actually jiggle instead of just rotating like a chair. The footjob scene with the MILF, by the way, is insane. She pins you with that “I’m disappointed in you” look while slowly rubbing your cock with her feet like she’s scolding you and jerking you off at the same time. I was on Microsoft Teams with my boss in a tiny window and still didn’t stop clicking.

It’s not all mom content though, there’s a nice mess of stuff if your brain is horny in more directions. The sister’s route is more teasing, a lot of childish fights turning into “oops I walked in while you were masturbating” moments. There is a late-night lesbian scene that kind of comes out of nowhere, where you catch two girls making out and playing with toys, and for once the game lets you just watch instead of instantly turning it into a threesome. I liked that, even if later it does go full group sex mode with everyone swapping partners like some cursed family vacation. Sometimes the pacing just falls on its face. You go from deep emotional talk about missing dad and wondering if you made the right life choice to a blowjob in the kitchen in like three clicks, no cool-down, no transition, just mouth on cock. It can feel cheap, but also I still didn’t skip it, so yeah. Tongue animations are kind of stiff in one scene and then weirdly good in another, like two different people worked on them and never spoke. There’s this one anal scene where the lube bottle is just sitting in the background at a strange angle and for some reason it annoyed the hell out of me, and I kept staring at it instead of the actual penetration. Sound is hit and miss too: sometimes the moans line up perfectly, sometimes the girl is gasping like she’s getting pounded and you’re literally just sliding in for the first time. Still, when mom whispers in your ear that she wants you to fill her pussy and not pull out, that low, breathy voice hit way too hard for something I’m alt-tabbing away from every ten seconds. The game loves those slow, drawn-out creampie shots, where you stay buried inside and see the cum leak out while she’s still squeezing your cock, and honestly, after a few of those scenes, Excel spreadsheets start to look very boring. Not that they ever looked fun. I mean, except that one time I was typing a budget report and thinking about that scene where she’s bent over the sink and you decide if you want to go anal this time or just fuck her wet pussy again and fill her up in front of the mirror.

Angst starts like one of those nights where you tell yourself “we’re just going to talk” and you already know you’re lying. You’re in Miles’ head from the first click, and it’s messy in there in a way I really liked. He’s not some porn superhero, he’s a dude who jerks off to stuff on xHamster and then stares at the ceiling after, wondering if he just fucked up his brain. The game leans hard into that feeling. One moment you’re talking to Claire about dinner, next moment you’re mentally picturing her on her knees with another guy’s cock in her mouth while you smile like everything is fine. It doesn’t rush to the fucking, and that actually made the first blowjob scene hit harder. When Claire slides down and you finally see her lips wrapped around a dick after all that build-up, it feels earned. Disturbing, but earned. The creampie scenes? They are not just a “yay, cum!” moment. You see Miles watching, trying to pretend this was exactly what he wanted. His wife filled up from inside by someone else, and he is half hard and half sick. That’s the kind of energy the game has: horny as hell, but with this little knife turning in your gut at the same time.

I like how the game uses silence. You have moments with no music where Claire is just thinking, or you are, and your brain fills the gap with every bad thought. It reminded me a bit of checking Telegram when you know you shouldn’t, scrolling through some old chat where you said way too much. The 3D models are surprisingly expressive when they want to be, like her fake smile when she tells you she “enjoyed it, but only for you.” At the same time, some angles are kinda jank, like someone posed them quickly in DAZ while half watching Netflix and went “eh, good enough, players only care about tits anyway.” The sex animations have that amateur charm: the way her hips move while another man pounds her pussy looks a bit looped and mechanical, but the context saves it. There’s a scene where Miles gives her oral after she just got fucked, and you know damn well what he’s licking up. Game doesn’t spell it out, it just lets your imagination do the dirty part. I had to pause my browser once, no joke, just to go “wow, dude, you’re actually letting this happen?” It feels less like classic cheating porn and more like watching a slow car crash where the driver has a boner.

At some point they start doing this weird “swinging but not really okay with it” thing. One club visit in particular sticks in my head: dim room, fake classy vibes, guys looking at Claire like they already own her, and she’s trying to act confident while her eyes keep flashing back at Miles, waiting for a sign. You pick a dialog option that sounds brave in your head and then the next scene shows your wife kneeling between two strangers, taking one dick in her mouth while another guy lines up behind her, and Miles is there, trying to be this cool dominant mastermind, but honestly? He looks like a spectator in his own life. The game plays with that a lot. Male domination is technically there, you can bark orders, grab her hair during oral, shove her down on cock, but underneath that, the real control is slipping away piece by piece. There is one vaginal scene where she is riding someone else, moaning in this way you never got from her before, and you can literally feel the moment Miles realizes he is not the main character in the room anymore. I kind of laughed, then felt bad, then got hard again, in that order. Also, tiny thing that annoyed me: the game window resizes weird when you alt-tab to check Discord, and it pissed me off more than any jealousy scene. Anyway, Angst doesn’t hold your hand, it just hands you this fantasy of sharing your wife and then whispers “are you really ready for what happens after the cum shot?” and walks away.

Three bored freshmen skip orientation because of course they do, and suddenly they’re stuck in this “special” sex ed class on a dead Saturday morning, half hungover, half horny, and absolutely not ready for what the counselor actually has planned. The whole thing feels like a punishment at first: the empty school corridors, fluorescent lights, that awkward silence when you’re sitting in a classroom with two other strangers and a teacher who is way too hot to be real. Then she locks the door, smiles like she’s grading your soul, and starts explaining that this is not some boring slideshow about condoms. It’s “practical learning.” With “demonstrations.” On each other. On her. On toys she takes out of a little black bag like it’s Christmas, except every present is shaped to make someone moan.

The perspective follows one of the girls stuck in that room, and you’re living in her head while she’s trying to act like she’s cool with everything. At first she’s shy as hell, adjusting her too-tight top, trying not to stare at the teacher’s tits straining under that blouse, pretending she’s annoyed. Then the counselor makes her stand up in front of the others, spreads her legs a bit, and explains “body confidence.” She doesn’t even touch her yet, just talks while her fingers run up the girl’s inner thighs, and the MC’s thoughts are this messy mix of “this is fucked up” and “please don’t stop.” When the teacher finally slides her hand into those panties and tells the other two students to watch closely, that’s where the whole game flips from slightly comedic to straight up filthy. You feel her embarrassment and her lust at the same time, like she’s about to cry and cum in the same breath.

The story doesn’t branch, it just keeps stacking situations that get more twisted and more intimate. One moment it’s the teacher showing the class how to do “proper oral technique” using a toy, making them practice on it while she gives little tips like some weird porn version of Duolingo. Then five minutes later she’s sitting on the MC’s face, grinding slowly while lecturing about “communication with your partner” in this calm voice, like reading a textbook while soaking the poor girl’s mouth. The boys in the room are not just background furniture either; there’s a point where she lines them up at the front of the class and tells the girls they have to “cooperate” so everyone gets relieved, and suddenly you’re juggling who gets which mouth, which hole, and who has to watch and touch themselves instead. There’s a group scene on the teacher’s desk that feels like someone spilled an entire Pornhub search page into a single moment: bodies piled together, hands everywhere, toys buzzing against soaked skin, the counselor still pretending this is all very educational while her huge ass is bouncing on one of the guys and the MC is getting fingered from behind by the other girl. It’s messy, it’s shameless, and it leans hard into that wrong-but-hot school vibe in a way that probably says something about your brain, but whatever, you’re here for it.

Alex feels like the kind of guy you’ve seen a million times: broke college dude, weird schedule, browser full of porn tabs and homework PDFs sitting behind them. Then this letter shows up, and suddenly he’s not just failing statistics, he’s juggling secrets that probably deserve their own kink category. The game doesn’t rush that. You’re clicking around his room, poking at random stuff, and the real fun is how slowly it peels everything open. One moment you’re just helping him figure out money, next moment you’re in a quiet kitchen scene with that thick, tired-looking milf who’s supposed to be “just family” but the camera lingers on her tits like it forgot. The incest vibe kind of creeps up, not slapped in your face, which somehow makes it feel dirtier when she leans too close, tits brushing his arm while she pretends nothing is happening. And you know it’s not “nothing” because the dialogue has that hesitant, guilty rhythm. Her asking harmless questions. You picking not-so-harmless answers.

The game uses point and click in this lazy, chill way where half the time you’re just wandering around, but then suddenly there’s this short animated scene that feels like a reward for wanting to corrupt everyone around him. Teasing is honestly where it shines most. Clothes slide, but slowly. A shirt rides up just past the belly button, then the screen holds on the curve of a big ass with that “are we going further or not?” tension. There’s a scene with an interracial neighbor who’s clearly into Alex, but you can steer him into being kind of an asshole or actually sweet, and both roads somehow still angle toward getting her on her knees later. I like that it lets you fuck around with corruption instead of just throwing you straight into full-on harem mode, though yeah, if you keep choosing the filthiest options you end up with multiple women orbiting around his dick like it’s the center of the universe. The sci-fi angle sneaks in quietly too, through that weird letter and “hidden realities” stuff, and suddenly you’re not only deciding who he has oral sex with, you’re also messing with timelines and versions of people where they’re more or less broken. It’s kind of hot and kind of wrong, which is exactly the point.

The cheating and netorare tension sits in the background like a loaded gun. Some paths let you steal someone’s wife, or swing with couples that like to trade partners, and the game actually lets you avoid that whole netorare thing if it’s not your kink, but it still teases you with it constantly. You get one girl really hooked on his cock, then another route hints she might be fucked by someone else if you slack off, and your brain goes “no, she’s mine” even though she’s, you know, pixels. Oral, vaginal, big tits bouncing in lazy loops, those smooth 3D-style animations that zoom in on throats stretching and lips drooling, cum spilling in places that would ruin any real bedsheet. It’s lewd in a very relaxed way: point, click, slow corruption, a lot of big asses turning toward the camera like they’re expecting you to grab them through the screen. I kept waiting for some tiny UI option to be there, like a proper dark mode, and it never showed up, which annoyed me for no good reason. But then the next scene is Alex peeling panties off a “relative” who’s pretending this is just an accident, and my little complaint about buttons just disappears into the background noise while I watch her legs open a bit too easy. The game never really apologizes for how grimy some of its routes get, it just gives you multiple endings and asks in a quiet way: you sure this is the kind of man you want Alex to become? Then hands you another milf with big tits and lets you answer with your dick.

Nubilia 2 starts like one of those “serious” fantasy stories, with banners and family crests and all that noble shit, then five minutes later you’re drowning in horny scheming women who all know way more about your dead mom than they admit. You’re this young guy thrown back into a land of fancy city states and smug noble houses, trying to look dignified while your cock keeps making all the bad decisions. It feels a bit like someone mashed a murder mystery with a harem anime, then spiced it with that kind of horny political drama where everyone’s dress is one wrong move away from coming off. You’re supposed to investigate your mother’s murder, track who lied at the academy days, figure out which powerful family did what, but half the time you’re thinking “ok but if I push this flirt option, is she going to sit on my face or stab me, or both, and in which order.”

The story does that thing where it pretends you’re in control, but the women absolutely run the room. One scene you’re sitting in a velvet-drenched office, talking to this cool, elegant noble lady about trade routes and alliances, and then she leans forward, tits basically spilling out of her dress, and quietly asks what “services” you plan to offer her house in exchange for information. You pick the bold tease, she closes the door, locks it, pulls your belt open and gives you this slow, almost mocking blowjob while quizzing you about your father’s letters. It’s hot, but also awkward in a fun way, because she keeps stopping right before you cum to ask some political question like “and what about the border fort?” and you’re trying to answer while your dick is literally in her throat. Later, with another girl, there’s this bath scene where she uses magic to warm the water and then casually uses the same spell to make your cock throb harder and harder, basically edging you with enchanted bubbles. Completely unnecessary. Completely perfect.

Most of the game is wandering between these old families, peeling back secrets, and somehow every secret has a horny branch. You fuck your way through alliances, yeah, but not in a dumb “press button, see ass” way. Sometimes sex is a reward, sometimes a trap, sometimes straight up blackmail. One stuck with me: a younger noble, nervous but proud, lets you comfort her after a brutal argument with her aunt. You think it’s a soft, romantic scene, she’s shaking, you hug, clothes start coming off, she climbs onto your lap, slow grinding, whispering in your ear that she’s tired of being “bred like a mare for politics.” You swear to her you’re different while literally raw-dogging her on her late mother’s bed. Then in the morning she turns cold and uses the fact you slept with her as leverage to drag you into her faction. That mix of intimacy and “oh shit, I’m owned now” hits nicely weird. I just wish the game would remember which hand I picked for simple actions, it keeps swapping prompts around and it annoyed me once and now I cannot stop thinking about it. The magic stuff is sprinkled in like salt: enough to make scenes freaky without turning it into a superhero porn. Little spells to bind wrists without rope, illusions to make you see double while getting a blowjob, a protective charm that doubles as a kinky chastity gimmick. And somehow in between all of this, you’re still supposed to figure out who killed your mom, even though half the suspects are sitting on your face at regular intervals.

This one feels like some horny campfire story that got drunk, put on lingerie and decided to crawl inside your brain. You start in that cliché horror cabin in the woods, yeah, but it actually kind of works here, because the game leans hard into it instead of pretending to be “deep”. Five main characters, all walking stereotypes, and I mean that in a fun way: the big titty girl who knows exactly what she’s doing with her mouth, the athletic one with that tight ass and way too much confidence, the guy who acts brave until something creaks in the dark, another dude who’s more brains than balls, and one who feels like they’re hiding way more than they say. You jump between them, push them to do stupid shit, nasty shit, dangerous shit, sometimes all at once. The horror isn’t just “boo, monster”, it’s more like “okay, how badly are you going to fuck up this person’s night if you make them open that door instead of taking their clothes off in the bedroom”.

First “date” with the game is pure tease. You’re poking around the cabin, lights flickering just enough to show off skin when shirts ride up, or when someone bends over and those big tits almost fall out of a too-tight top. I loved that one scene where you’re controlling the cocky guy in the hallway, and you can hear something breathing behind the wall at the same time you can hear soft wet sounds from the room next door, where the busty girl is busy with some deep throat action that’s way too loud for how scared everyone is supposed to be. It’s ridiculous. It’s hot. It’s kind of stupid. I liked it. Or I didn’t. Depends on the moment. The camera creeps in close when she’s choking on cock, spit shining her lips, nails digging into the sheets, and in the background a shadow moves across the door crack like it’s watching too. There’s a bit where someone gets pushed up against the cabin window, tits pressed to the cold glass while something is clearly outside in the trees, and the game just hangs there way longer than needed. I’m still annoyed that one of the sound effects in the forest loop sounds like a phone notification. Completely broke my focus and now I keep hearing it even when it’s not there.

After a while it starts to feel less like a one-night stand and more like a messed up relationship you keep going back to. You get used to swapping between the male and female protagonists, and that makes scenes feel different when you know exactly what the other character is doing in another room. There’s one choice where you can send the big ass sporty girl to “check the noise” in the woods, or you can keep her inside and, well, check a different kind of wood. In the trees it turns into this slow, sick tension, branches clawing at skin, breath steaming, something unseen just outside the light. Inside, if you stay, it goes full rough: hair pulled, ass slapped red, teeth on neck, the kind of oral where the person on their knees is gagging a little and loves it, and the cabin walls almost feel like they’re moving closer. The antagonist is weirdly playful, like it’s toying with them, and sometimes you’re not sure if you’re helping it or fighting it. Normally I hate when a game splits itself into episodes, but here it kind of fits the campy horror vibe anyway, like each part is a new fucked up story told around a fire, with more cum and less marshmallow. It’s all rough edges, mystery, sweat, fear, sex, and that dumb cabin that you’ll probably remember longer than you want.

This one feels like when you book a “cute little hotel with character” on Booking and only later notice the reviews talking about strange noises and staff that knows too much about your sex life. Martina and Lukas roll in as these kind of try-hard travel vloggers, phones out, chasing thumbnails and ad revenue, and the hotel Feeneera just looks at them like, “Cool, let’s see what you do when the camera is still on but you forget you’re being watched.” The whole thing is built around that mix of exhibitionism and paranoia: you never feel sure who is actually watching, if that corner mirror is just a mirror, or if some other guest is jerking off behind it while Martina moans into the bedsheets.

I like that you jump between Martina and Lukas instead of being locked to one view. One moment you’re in her head, trying to decide if she should keep the top on for the next shoot or just “accidentally” let the nipple show for more clicks, and the next you’re Lukas, trying to pretend you care about lighting while your brain is stuck on how soft her thighs looked when she climbed over the suitcase. The sex itself is simple and nice: actual pussy penetration, not just teasing, oral that feels like it belongs in the scene instead of some checklist, and enough angles that you can pick if you want to stare at her face or just watch her ass swallow him. It’s not crazy fetish city, but there is this constant feeling that every time Martina lets herself get loud or opens her legs a bit too wide near a window, she kinda wants someone down in the courtyard to notice. At least I wanted that. The paranormal part sneaks in slowly, in this hotel way, not like “boo, ghost” but more like: why did the footage show something behind her on the bed that wasn’t there when you played? How does the door keep unlocking by itself right when you start fucking? When you replay a scene and something is off, it hits harder than any jump scare.

What really stays in my mind is how the different endings change the mood you remember. There is this path where Martina leans into being watched and basically turns her whole body into content, doing blowjob scenes in places no normal guest would dare, letting Lukas film deep throat in a hallway while some weird shadow shape hangs right at the edge of the light. Another route, she clamps up, pretends everything is fine on camera and only lets herself relax when she feels this invisible presence touching her under the sheets. Sometimes you push them as a couple, sometimes you almost feel like the hotel itself is the real third protagonist, slowly nudging them into more public nudity or more creepy “accidental” encounters. I wish the UI on mobile was a bit less fiddly, had one of those quick back buttons like in Ren’Py ports, because trying to scroll and tap while one hand is busy is annoying, but then a scene hits where the room lights flicker while she rides him and you forget you were annoyed one second ago. It all looks like someone actually cared about how flesh stretches and folds, not plastic porn skin. And then occasionally you get a stiff smile or weird pose that feels like The Sims when they glitch during woohoo, but I kind of like that, because it matches that boutique hotel vibe: pretty on Instagram, a little cursed when you’re there alone and naked with the curtains half open.