Morty wakes up in this thing like half familiar, half totally fucked, and before he even gets his head straight he’s getting dragged into horny bullshit that somehow manages to be even messier than the original. The game throws you into a “find a way home” idea, but it forgets about that pretty fast and just says: ok, who do you want to fuck first, and how badly do you want to screw them up in the process. It calls itself a fan remake, but it feels more like some pervert took the base story, kept the recognizable faces and voices in your head, then went “what if every single wrong idea I had at 15 became a branching scene.” One second you’re talking about portals and universes, next second you’re getting blackmailed into licking someone’s feet while she pretends this is about “helping Morty grow as a person.” There is so much teasing it actually got on my nerves in a good way, like those Ren’Py menus where you think “ok this time I’ll pick the nice option” and then suddenly you agreed to join a bukkake event in a garage with fluorescent lighting and nobody blinks.

The thing that hit me hardest is how dirty it is while still pretending to have some kind of morals. You can play Morty as this timid virgin who keeps getting walked over, or you just give up and lean full ntr and corruption, watching him “borrow” people who obviously belong to somebody else and then act surprised when it bites him in the ass. There’s that feeling of constant consent blurring: mind control scenes where you’re technically “saving the world” but really you’re just turning people into your toys; sleep sex that the script tries to frame as “oops, weird circumstances”; tentacle labs that look like they were supposed to be a serious sci fi experiment until someone thought “what if this thing also fucks them in three places at once.” And then there’s all the group stuff: twins sharing him like a new toy, lactation jokes that suddenly turn into pregnancy talk, body fluids everywhere while the dialogue pretends it’s still a parody of the show. It’s funny, and then it’s not, then it is again. One moment you’re laughing at a cosplay scene where a MILF is squeezed into some alien suit, next moment you notice there’s a choice to creampie her raw and maybe knock her up, and the game just shrugs like “you clicked it, dude.” I like that it doesn’t waste time with grinding or fake sandbox systems, but at the same time the straight line structure makes the kinks hit faster and harder, and sometimes you’re in the middle of blowjob, spanking, anal, toys, multiple penetration, all in the same “episode” and you kinda wish it would breathe for a second. It won’t. It just keeps pushing Morty into deeper perversion while pretending it’s all part of getting home, and if you’re honest, by the time you’re watching him give some sloppy oral to avoid being turned into science goo, you don’t really want him to leave this universe anyway.

Okay so I'm at my desk pretending to look at spreadsheets and I fired up Sexverse on my phone like an idiot. The name is dumb as hell but whatever, I was curious. It's basically a mashup of every game you've ever played where you thought damn I wish I could see them fuck. And yeah, it delivers that.

The first thing I clicked was the Baldur's Gate 3 section because obviously. Shadowheart's there with that stupid little smirk and Lae'zel is being all aggressive and it just works. You pick a scene and suddenly they're going at it, proper cunnilingus, french kissing that actually looks wet, the whole thing. The 3DCG is rough though. Like, really rough. Aloy from Horizon looks like she's made of plastic and her face during the anal scene just... doesn't move right. It's uncanny. But then I found the Game of Thrones bit and spent way too long with Margaery Tyrell doing things that would make Olenna have a heart attack. There's NTR tags on some scenes which I normally skip but curiosity got me and now I feel weird about Sansa Stark. Don't ask.

The weirdest part is the random shit thrown in. Left 4 Dead's Zoey is there. The Ring girl? Yeah, Sadako or Samara or whatever, she's in it doing a blowjob and I laughed so hard my boss looked over. Metro 2033 characters nobody remembers. It's like someone's mod folder exploded. The voyeur scenes with Lady Dimitrescu watching you through a doorway are actually hot though, the scale difference makes it properly filthy. Handjobs from Clementine felt wrong but I still clicked it. I'm part of the problem. The foot fetish stuff with Lizzy Wizzy from Cyberpunk was a nice surprise, her chrome body reflecting light during it. Anyway my break's over and I need to clear my history before IT flags me again. The game's a mess but it's my kind of mess.

You’re a sweaty, overworked tennis kid at some college that looks fancy on the brochure and kinda shitty when you’re actually stuck in class. The game throws you right into this mix of practice drills, horny teammates, and exams you absolutely did not study for. It looks like some harmless sports VN on the surface, with all the cute furry boys in their little uniforms, but the writing leans hard into that “we’re pretending to care about practice while really thinking about each other’s asses in those shorts” vibe. I liked that the main guy is technically you, but he’s not this empty shell; he’s awkward, horny, and sometimes says dumb things that made me cringe and laugh at the same time. In a good way. Or bad way. I’m not sure.

What really hit me as Unity nerd is how the choices feel like someone actually tested them instead of just throwing “Good / Neutral / Bad” in the script and hoping for the best. You pick something flirty during a water break, that same guy will remember it three scenes later when you’re alone in the locker room and he shoves you against the locker, ears red, mumbling that he “can’t stop thinking about your serve” while clearly meaning your dick. There’s this one moment after a rough match where you can choose to stay and help a teammate stretch or ditch to cram for class. If you stay, it turns into this slow, really intimate handjob scene on the bench, his tail twitching, his thighs spread, whispering that he’s going to cum but not actually stopping his hips. If you leave, he’s colder with you at practice after, and the later anal scene you get with him is way rougher, more frustrated, like he’s punishing you for not being there earlier. It’s super simple branching, nothing crazy, but it felt tight enough that I noticed.

Sex-wise, the game doesn’t fuck around, even if it takes its time to get there. There’s masturbation scenes in your dorm that are way dirtier than I expected. One route has you jerking off in the shower, thinking about the captain’s tailhole bouncing during practice, and the CG actually shows your cum splattering against the tile, not just “fade to white, lol.” Another has you wake up with morning wood, roommate half-asleep across the room, and you can decide if you quietly stroke yourself under the blanket or risk it and watch him while you do it. If you push that far route, you eventually get a scene where he pretends to sleep while you wrap your hand around his cock too, two dicks in your grip, both of you breathing weird, and he only opens his eyes when you both cum all over his chest. I liked that a lot more than I want to admit. Also hated how short that scene is. It cuts way too fast after the payoff, like the dev got shy.

The anal stuff is where it feels like the writer really enjoys making the boys talk dirty. There’s a locker room scene where you bend over a bench and one of the guys just spits on his cock and pushes in, no long build-up, just this messy, needy fuck with his claws digging into your hips. He keeps calling you “good boy” while you’re clenching around him, and when he finally blows his load inside you, there’s this little post-nut cuddling where he rests his head on your back, panting, and talks about how scared he is of losing his scholarship. That mix of raw fucking and soft talk is honestly way kinkier than just porn-dialogue. At the same time, sometimes the pacing is weird as hell: one minute you’re writing an essay, next scene you’re balls-deep in someone’s ass with like two lines of transition. I kinda loved that whiplash, even though it’s bad writing. Or maybe good. No idea.

Technically, it feels like the dev built this thing in Unity and then tried to pretend it’s some cozy mobile game you secretly open in bed. It even behaves like one. You can tap through text with your thumb, quicksave between classes, and the UI is simple enough that you can one-hand it while the other hand is, you know, busy. The performance is fine, but some animations are janky, like when the text auto-advances in a horny scene and skips over a line you wanted to savor. That pissed me off more than missing a choice. Also the notification-style sound for new scenes made me think my Telegram was popping, which is evil. I won’t forgive that. But anyway, if you’re into gay furry boys, tennis uniforms, hands wrapped around cocks, and cocks buried in tight asses while someone pretends they’re just “helping you relax before the match,” this thing knows exactly what it’s doing, even when it pretends it doesn’t.

So the hunter guy goes into woods, right. But these rabbits, they are not normal rabbits. They are monster girls with big... everything. And they are tired of his shit. I mean literally, the description says they want his meat. Not the kind you cook. The other kind.

I click through this thing, it's one of those kinetic novels so you just read and watch. No choices. Just... happening. The first scene, this rabbit girl with purple hair, she finds him. And the way she talks, it's like she's ordering coffee but what she wants is to sit on his face. The dialogue is so stupid I laugh but also my pants get tight. It's that kind of stupid. The 3D models are... look, they're not winning awards. The animations are janky like a robot learning to dance. But somehow that makes it hotter? Like finding an old magazine in the woods. Wait, no, that's a weird comparison. Forget that.

There's this one part where she uses her feet. A footjob. I never got that before but the way the text describes her toes, all slow and teasing, and the hunter is trying to be angry but his body is like "yes please." The female domination tag is strong here. She mocks him the whole time. Calls him a silly human. And the creampie scene, when it finally happens, the sound effect is just... a squelch. A single, wet squelch that loops. I don't know why I'm still thinking about that sound three days later. The oral part is weirdly detailed for a game that looks like it was made in a weekend. The tongue, the way she... you know what, never mind. The monster girl aspect, the rabbit ears twitch during the anal scene. That's a nice touch. Or maybe it's a glitch. Either way, it works.

Clara is exactly the kind of fake Lara Croft you expect from a porn brain: smart enough to open a stone door, horny enough to forget why she opened it in the first place. The game throws her in these dusty tombs and weird parallel worlds where one wrong puzzle answer means you end up on your knees instead of at the next treasure room. And honestly, half the time I was failing on purpose. At the start I was terrible, just clicking stuff, not even reading the clues, getting her stripped, tied up, spread, used like a toy by monsters and cultists and “guards” who clearly enjoy their job too much. There is this one corridor puzzle with rotating tiles. If you mess it up, some ghostly fuckers drag her into a ritual circle. First time I panicked, tried to mash through the text. Second time I was like “ok yeah, I’m absolutely going to pretend I don’t know the solution” because watching her pinned down, gagged, two guys using her holes while another one just jerks it on her face, and she still tries to act like a brave heroine? That did way more for me than any clean victory screen.

Combat is this simple turn based thing, but it’s sneaky horny. You start caring about numbers because losing means another scene where Clara ends up bent over some altar, or stuck under a slime creature with too many tentacles and, for some reason, a fixation on her ass and her feet. I sucked at it at first. Got stomped by a bunch of undead bandits with hard cocks hanging out, which felt ridiculous and hot at the same time. But after a while I started planning turns, timing skills, conserving HP and mana so I could see the “good” endings, not just the failure porn. Funny thing is, when I finally beat a fight clean, with no humiliation scene, I felt almost cheated. I spent all this effort not to watch her get throat fucked by a futa demon with a ring studded strap-on? But then later there’s a route where you meet a trans warrior in another world, and if you actually win and don’t just throw the combat, she respects you and the sex is completely different: less “I own you” and more “I’m going to ruin you but also kiss your neck while I do it”. That contrast hits nice.

Sex variety is honestly kind of stupid in a good way. One room you’re watching through a crack while Clara gets groped in the dark by some female cult leader, fingers sliding down her belly, then suddenly the woman spins her around, shoves her to the wall and licks her like she’s tasting new wine, pulls her hair, forces a foot between Clara’s legs and makes her grind on it while two other girls kiss each other next to them. In another path, Clara is on her back, ankles in chains, one guy balls deep in her pussy, another wrecking her ass, some third guy stuffing her mouth and you’re sitting here thinking “I really should have solved that symbol puzzle right”. The game doesn’t shy away from nasty stuff. There is pissing, toys, whips, collars, choking, monsters with too many cocks, a scene where she’s forced to masturbate while tied to a stone pillar and the enemies are betting if she will cum before they start. I liked that everything is kind of ugly and raw, not “romanticized”. Even the lesbian parts go from soft tongue play on her nipples to aggressive face-sitting, fingering so hard her hips jerk, another girl grinding her wet pussy on Clara’s thigh and laughing in her face. Sometimes the violence goes pretty far and I had one or two scenes where I thought “ok, that’s enough now”, but I still kept going, because I wanted to see which ending I’d land on this time. And yeah, there are multiple, and half the fun is trying to aim for the “good” one and somehow always ending up naked, collared, and owned by something not even human.

Autumn City looks normal for about five seconds, then you realize half the people on the street could fry you with magic or bend you over with a tail. You’re this young guy who’s supposed to be “aspiring” and “heroic”, but let’s be honest, your biggest stat is “horny as hell”. By day you’re dealing with demon trouble, terrorist vibes, shady shit happening in alleys, that kind of thing. By night, it’s you getting dragged into messy erotic drama with a tsundere mage girl who pretends she doesn’t care, and an older, sultry demon slayer who absolutely knows what she’s doing with her tongue and her tits. The game plays it like a classic adventure, little bits of combat, little bits of magic, and then suddenly you’re balls deep in some farm-world side dimension where the cows are less important than the way Angie wraps her lips around you and starts a slow, noisy blowjob while Kana sits nearby trying not to look, cheeks red, rubbing her thighs together like she wants to teleport right into your lap. It’s that kind of vibe: plot, then porn, then a weird joke, then more porn.

What sells it is how shameless it is with the sex. There’s this scene where Kana finally snaps, the whole tsundere wall just collapses, and she climbs on top of you in this cramped little room in Autumn City, grinding on you through your pants while she mutters that she “hates” you for making her feel like this. Two lines later she’s begging for you inside her, eyes rolled up, full ahegao face, drool at the corner of her mouth. Her voice cracks when she moans, and it hits different because the heroine is actually voiced; you can hear the little gasps when you push deeper, you can hear those stupidly cute whimpers when you slide into anal and she tries to act tough but fails instantly. Then later the game just goes, “Hey, remember that bond you had with her?” and throws a netorare route option at you where you either watch someone else play with her or you catch her cheating on you in another world. There’s a threesome setup on the farm that can turn sweet, with you fucking both waifus, or absolutely twisted, where you’re not the only guy in the room anymore. One path has you holding Kana’s wrists while Angie rides your cock, big soft tits bouncing in your face, then she leans down and gives you a sloppy titfuck with spit and precum dripping everywhere. Another path has you jerking off in the shadows, forced to watch her kneel and give oral to someone else, gagging around a cock that isn’t yours while her eyes silently beg you for something, forgiveness or more abuse, you’re not sure. The game doesn’t really care if you’re here for romance, corruption, or just fast masturbation with a gallery on loop. It just hands you magic, demons, cheating, group sex, blowjob, anal, handjob, everything, then lets you sit there one-handed, clicking through Autumn City like a horny little god deciding who gets saved and who gets fucked.

It’s weird, because at first I thought the game would just be another “guy moves in, dirty stuff happens” sort of sandbox, but after wandering through a few dialogue paths, it started feeling like something far more personal and wrong in a fascinating way. Calvin’s this broke and tired dude, you kinda smell the desperation on him - every line drips with it. The house feels small, like every room has trapped air, and when Megan’s around, that tension gets so sticky it almost makes the screen feel humid. One moment the game’s trying to be serious about moral decline, the next you’re suddenly deep into some scene that’s all moans and slick noises, and the tone flips again like it’s nothing. I kept expecting it to make me choose between guilt or pleasure, but it never really asks; it just lets you sit in it, squirming.

The corruption pacing’s funny - sometimes it’s slow, like those awkward morning exchanges, and sometimes it just *happens*, like the dev forgot there’s supposed to be emotional continuity. Doesn’t matter though; the animations are messy but alive, especially the light reflections on skin and the way the camera sometimes shakes like it’s breathing. There’s a voyeur bit where you catch a glimpse of her through a slightly ajar door, and I swear my phone’s screen felt too small to hold the moment. I kind of hated myself for liking how it built that tiny sequence. Also, why does the inventory open slower after the kitchen scene? It’s a small bug but it nags me every damn time.

Anyway, you can mess around with toys, and there’s this anal route that feels both forced and somehow intimate because of how clumsy the physics are. The moaning loops sometimes cut off early, which is annoying, yet also weirdly human - like they ran out of breath. And that last creampie animation? It’s too long and still not long enough. I don’t know what that means, maybe that the game somehow knows exactly what it is: uncomfortable, hot, oddly sad.

Whole city goes to hell from a weird virus, people vanish, streets empty, and suddenly you are the only one from the council still breathing. Congrats, you’re mayor now. Not the sexy fantasy you imagine at first, but the game turns that pretty fast. With almost nobody left to say no, you rewrite laws on your phone like you are shitposting on Twitter, except every new rule flips a switch in someone’s brain. “No public clothes after sunset”? Boom, the girls treat it like normal. “City service workers must offer ‘stress relief’ to mayor”? They nod like it was always in the handbook. It feels wrong, then hot, then… still wrong but hotter. And yeah, you can play this on the bus and pretend it’s Candy Crush if you’re brave or dumb.

The fun part is how the power slowly crawls inside your head. At first I tried to be nice, kind of “good mayor”, passing soft stuff, like free housing that secretly comes with a “personal inspection”. A simple chat in a ruined office, she thanks you for the bed, you “check” if she’s healthy, your hand on her thigh, then she just drops to her knees like it’s in the contract. This game treats blowjobs like basic paperwork. Next law, some girl with ridiculous tits shows up, “volunteering” to help raise morale, and you end up with her bent over your desk, ass shaking while city sirens scream outside. The animations sell the weight and rhythm of it, cock wet and actually sliding, her cheeks spreading when you push deeper. Sometimes the camera stays way too long on the cum leaking out after you creampie her, and I pretended to be annoyed, but I still didn’t click next.

I won’t spoil the weirder stuff, but it gets paranormal in a way that feels like a drunk hentai author took control. You start messing with strange power sources under city hall, and suddenly your laws are not just legal, they are literal mind control. You say “all female staff loyal only to mayor”, and it’s like a spell. Watching a proud cop or a strict doctor slowly turn into your obedient toy, eyes a little glazed, still trying to pretend they have dignity while they stroke you off with shaking hands, is messed up as hell. Then the game tosses in group scenes that escalate stupid fast, like you try to give a speech and it turns into half-naked city workers kneeling in a row, each taking their turn on your cock and acting like it’s part of their daily briefing. There is this one girl who swears she hates you, calling you a tyrant, then ends up naked on the balcony, moaning loud over the whole empty plaza while you fuck her from behind, her huge ass wobbling in the night air, and she still insults you between screams. Honestly, if you want to squeeze every dirty drop from this thing, play slowly, push the laws a bit at a time, reload when you feel you went too far too fast, and really sit with those moments where they still think they’re free but your hand is already on the back of their neck.

Oh this one is a mess and I mean that in the most affectionate way possible. The whole premise is basically a revenge fantasy where you play some drifter who got his village torched and now he's going around "correcting" kunoichi, which is just the game's fancy word for breaking them in every hole possible. The art is 3DCG but deliberately rough around the edges, like someone made it in a fever dream after too much squid jerky. There's this weird recurring squid motif that I still don't fully understand but honestly it adds to the charm.

The first kunoichi you meet does this whole speech about clan honor and then five clicks later she's doing ahegao faces while getting triple penetrated. The pacing is insane in the best way. One minute you're reading some prophecy nonsense, next minute there's a footjob scene that goes on for way longer than any footjob scene should. And I say that as someone who usually skips foot stuff entirely. The group scenes are where it really shines though, the male domination angle is strong but never feels like it's trying too hard to be edgy. It's just... direct. Like the developer knew exactly what buttons to push and mashed them all at once.

The lesbian content feels a bit tacked on honestly, like they remembered at the last minute that some players want to see kunoichi on kunoichi action. It's fine but not the reason you're here. The kinetic novel format means zero choices which normally annoys me but here it works because the protagonist is such a single minded revenge machine. He's not asking what you want. He's telling you what's happening. And what's happening is creampie after creampie until the ninja world learns its lesson.

The humor is weirdly dry for a game this explicit. Some of the dialogue made me genuinely laugh which I did not expect from a game where a virgin kunoichi gets sold into slavery by the second chapter. It's like the writer knew the whole thing was absurd and just leaned into it. The "scent of squid" thing keeps coming back and I'm still not sure if it's a pun or a fetish or both. Probably both.