Alright, right into it. The animation for the blowjob scene. That one with the aunt character, the milf tag isn't lying, she's got these massive tits that just sort of... float. They don't move with the rest of her. It's like two water balloons suspended in a zero-gravity chamber while her head bobs. Spent way too long staring at that, not in a hot way, more like a scientist observing a flawed experiment. The pov angle makes it weirder, you're just a silent pair of eyes and a dick watching this physics-defying spectacle.

So the plot is this kid goes to his aunt's for summer, right. Meets some mysterious girls, classic setup. Then they all go out of town and it turns into a horror mystery. I think? The english is rough, real rough, like translated through three different apps and then back again. Sometimes a character says something and I just had to guess the meaning from the vibes. The big ass on one of the girls is impressive but the 3dcg models all have this same plastic sheen, like they're coated in a thin layer of oil even when they're not supposed to be. There's a mystery, terrible events, your choices matter, all that. I got a game over screen and genuinely had no idea what choice I made wrong. The horror bits are mostly just dark rooms and a sudden loud noise that clipped my speakers.

Then you get to the sex. Vaginal scenes feel disconnected from the adventure part, like you're playing a different game for five minutes. It's animated, but it loops in a way that's more hypnotic than arousing. You watch the same thrust repeat, waiting for the next story beat. The male protag is a total blank slate, which I guess is the point for pov stuff, but he makes the dumbest decisions in the mystery parts. I wish the mystery was harder to figure out, but it won't be. The whole thing runs in a browser and it crashed once when I tried to reload a checkpoint, lost ten minutes of clicking through stilted dialogue. The tit physics, man. They haunt me.

Futa Healthcare is a mess. A horny, unpolished, sometimes baffling mess that I kept clicking through anyway. The renders look like someone learned Blender last month and decided to render on a potato, but there's this one scene with the head nurse, a towering futa with tits that defy physics, where the lighting actually kinda works and you see what they were going for. Then the next scene the doctor's hand clips through a desk and you remember this is early access in the most brutal sense.

The whole setup is this young guy joining a clinic that specializes in futa care. Noble intentions, sure, but five minutes in he's getting a handjob from a patient and the pretense drops hard. The dialogue is pure porn logic. A nurse needs a "sample" and suddenly there's a prostate exam happening. The futa on male stuff is aggressive, lots of forced moans and that weird squelching sound effect that loops badly. But then there's a futa on futa scene with a doctor and patient that has this slow, teasing build up, lots of groping through that tight uniform, and the animation, while janky, has this one loop where the dom just grinds against the other girl's ass and the expression work is surprisingly decent. Like, actually hot for a second before the audio desyncs.

The parody elements are thin. It's a hospital. They wear vaguely medical outfits. That's it. The incest tag is there for a side character who might be the protagonist's mom, a milf doctor who does a solo masturbation scene with a toy that looks like it was modeled from memory. Exhibitionism pops up in a hallway scene that makes zero logical sense but hey, it's a game about futa nurses draining patients, logic left the building ages ago. The multiple protagonist thing is weird too, you switch perspectives without warning and suddenly you're the one getting pegged. It's disorienting in a way that's almost artsy if you squint. Almost.

Wish the oral sex scenes had more variety. It's the same bobbing animation recycled across three characters. But that one anal scene with the interracial couple, the futa on female one, has this raw energy the rest of the game lacks. The teasing mechanic is just clicking through text, no real choices, but the writing during those moments has this playful, mean edge that works. Then it's back to stilted dialogue about "healthcare." The game doesn't know if it wants to be a joke or take its fetish seriously and honestly, neither do I.

I spent twenty minutes just watching the neighbor through her window. Not even touching anything, just... watching. She was doing yoga or something, those slow stretches where her ass just fills the whole screen. The game didn't rush me. No timer, no "move along" prompt. Just her, in those tiny shorts, bending forward. I think I forgot to blink.

The sandbox thing means you can just... exist in this world. Creep around. Find angles. There's this one MILF, the one with the ridiculous chest, she sunbathes every afternoon. I positioned the camera behind a fence and just zoomed in on her oiled up tits for what felt like forever. The animation is janky sometimes, her hand clips through her thigh when she adjusts her top, but honestly? I didn't care. The jank almost makes it hotter. Like catching something you shouldn't see.

The masturbation scenes are where it gets weirdly specific. You control the pace. Slow strokes, fast, whatever. And the character reacts, but her face does this thing where her eyes go slightly cross and then snap back to normal. It's not polished. It's not meant to be. It feels like someone's personal project, you know? Like finding a folder on a stranger's desktop. The male protagonist is basically a pair of hands and a dick, which is fine. I'm not here for him. I'm here for the neighbor with the impossible waist to hip ratio who leaves her curtains open. I wish the sound design was better. The wet noises are too loud, like someone stirring mac and cheese, and it pulls me out. But then she arches her back and I forget about it.

Holy Shaft. The name alone, right? Like something you'd doodle on a notebook during a particularly boring lecture. And honestly, that's the energy. This isn't some sprawling RPG epic. It's an elevator. A magic, isekai elevator that apparently judges you. You get in, a floor dings, the doors open, and there's a situation. A girl with a broken toy. A knight who's way too into being reprimanded. The whole thing runs on this wonderfully janky logic where your only tools are a dialogue choice and, eventually, a growing collection of increasingly ridiculous sex toys.

The 3D models have that specific, unpolished look where the skin textures are a bit too shiny, like everyone's been lightly oiled. It's not "stunning visuals" but it has a charm. A specific, horny-on-main charm. The animations are stiff in a way that loops back around to being funny, especially when you pick the "humiliation" route and the character's expression just... freezes in this mask of perpetual shock. There's a spanking scene on, I think, floor 7? The sound effect is so flat and unenthusiastic it's like someone slapping a wet napkin on a counter. I laughed out loud. Then immediately went back to see the other dialogue option.

And that's the thing. It's a simulator of bad decisions. You see a prompt, you know the "right" answer is probably the nice one, but the game dangles the other choice like a cursed piece of candy. What happens if I use the comically large vibrator on the elf who just wanted directions? The multiple endings aren't deep, they're just different flavors of a chaotic mess. You don't play Holy Shaft for a coherent story. You play it to see the elevator ding, see what fresh nonsense awaits, and click the option that makes you snort. The humor is stupid. Deliberately, perfectly stupid. It's a quick, dirty, and surprisingly replayable little disaster.

The camera flash leaves purple afterimages on the inside of my eyelids, that's how I know this thing is wrong. Not broken, wrong. Found it in a crawlspace behind my uncle's study, the one who disappeared in '09. The lens glass feels warm even when the rest is cold metal. First photo I took was of my stepmom reaching for a high shelf, nothing special, but when I looked at the print later her shirt was half unbuttoned and she was looking directly at me with this expression I've never seen on her actual face. The game calls him Jason but I renamed him to something stupider, something that made me laugh when the text boxes got serious. You can do that. You can also decide whether he's horrified or curious when the photos start showing things that haven't happened yet, or things that are happening in some other version of the house where everyone's inhibitions are just... gone.

The animations are 3DCG but deliberately unpolished in a way that makes the skin look like warm candle wax. There's a scene where the aunt character, I think she's the aunt, is bent over the kitchen counter and the way her ass moves is hypnotic in that uncanny valley way where it's too smooth, too perfect, like a physics simulation running on a computer from 2006. I couldn't stop watching. The sound design is mostly just wet noises and breathy moans that loop a little too obviously, but there's this one track that plays during the voyeur scenes, this low humming thing that made my subwoofer vibrate in a way that felt almost threatening. Like the camera itself was in the room with me.

The mind control stuff escalates quickly. One minute you're just taking normal photos and the next your sister is touching herself in the bathroom while maintaining eye contact with the lens, and the game asks if you want to keep shooting or look away. I kept shooting. Obviously. The blackmail mechanics are underbaked though, there's this whole system where you're supposed to leverage the photos but it never really goes anywhere meaningful, just loops back to the same three scenarios. And the incest stuff, look, it's there, it's explicit, the game doesn't pretend otherwise. There's a scene with the mom character that made me close my browser and stare at the wall for a solid minute. Not because it was hot, because it was. Because the corruption arc felt earned in a way that made me uncomfortable about what I was clicking on. The lesbian content between the sister and her friend feels tacked on though, like someone remembered they needed to hit that tag and just threw it in during the third act. The graphic violence tag is no joke either, there's a bad ending where the camera does something to the protagonist's face that I won't describe but I also won't forget. The exhibitionism stuff is integrated better, there's this recurring thing where the stepmom starts leaving curtains open and you have to decide whether to photograph her or warn her about the neighbor. I never warned her. The groping scenes on the bus are uncomfortable in a way that's probably intentional but also just uncomfortable. The big tits and big ass tags are accurate, almost aggressively so, like the character models were designed by someone who'd only ever seen women described in text. The milf characters have these bodies that defy physics in a way that's either a bug or a feature and I still can't decide which. The teasing sequences are the best part, honestly, those moments where a character knows something is wrong but can't quite articulate it, and the dialogue options let you either gaslight them or confess. I always gaslit. The corruption isn't just the women, it's the player character too, and by the end I wasn't sure if I was controlling him or if the camera was controlling both of us. The masturbation scenes are animated with more care than anything else in the game, which says something. The animated tag applies to maybe sixty percent of the content, the rest is static renders with text, and the transition between the two is jarring every single time. There's this one moment where the stepmom is crying but also clearly aroused and the voice acting, which is otherwise terrible, actually lands. Just that one line. "What are you doing to me." Not a question. A realization. I wish the game had more of that and less of the generic moaning. The romance path exists but it's buried under so many layers of supernatural coercion that calling it romance feels like a joke the developers are playing on you. The male protagonist is a blank slate in the worst way, no personality beyond what you project, which I guess is the point but also makes the more emotional scenes fall flat. The cheating tag is weird because it applies to relationships that only exist in the photos, not in reality, so is it really cheating? The game doesn't answer that and neither will I. The sexual harassment tag is accurate and frequent and I'm not going to defend it. The paranormal elements are actually creepy when they want to be, there's a scene where a photo develops in real time and shows a figure standing behind the protagonist that isn't there when you turn around. I turned around three times before accepting it was just a scare. The voyeurism is the core loop, everything else spirals out from watching, from being watched, from the camera as this hungry thing that wants to see everything. By the final act I was taking photos of empty rooms just to see what would develop. Sometimes nothing. Sometimes things I wish I hadn't seen. The game doesn't have a good ending. It has endings, plural, but none of them are good. That's not a complaint. I think. The camera flash leaves purple afterimages and I can still see them when I close my eyes and that's probably the point but I'm not sure I like what that says about me. The game is called something generic, I already forgot. It's on one of those sites where you scroll past fifty thumbnails of anime girls with impossible proportions. This one had a camera on the cover. That's why I clicked. I don't know if I'd click again.

Misha’s mom has these tits that make me forget about the whole communist dystopia thing for a second. I’m supposed to be this parasite kid working off debt in some frozen shithole state, but three clicks in and I’m just staring at her chest while she lectures me about Party discipline. The game knows what it’s doing. That school uniform on the neighbor girl, the way the female officer’s ass fills out her uniform, it’s all deliberate. I burned through like 40 bucks worth of gacha pulls just to unlock the scene where Misha finally loses his virginity to his landlady. Worth it? The animation is janky as hell, her face goes full ahegao but her eyes clip through her own eyelids, and the sound effect for the thrusting is just the same wet slap looped badly. I’ve heard better audio in those weird ASMR apps on the Play Store.

The teasing is relentless though. There’s this one moment where you’re studying and the tutor leans over, her blouse gaping open, and the game just leaves you there with a dialogue choice that’s basically “stare like a creep” or “stare harder.” I picked stare harder and got a loyalty point deduction. The humor lands sometimes, like when a propaganda poster in the background changes to say “A GOOD COMRADE REPORTS ALL BONERS” after you fail a stealth peek. But then you’re back to grinding work shifts and the whole thing feels like a mobile game from 2016, just tapping through text boxes with no real adventure. The school setting is barely used, it’s mostly just your apartment and the Party office.

That landlady though. Big ass, bigger attitude, and the vaginal scene with her has this weirdly tender moment where she calls Misha a good boy and I actually felt something before the animation bugged out and her leg twisted backwards. I keep coming back for the milfs. The virgin protagonist thing gets old fast, he’s so whiny, but watching him get corrupted by all these older women with ridiculous bodies is the whole point. The romance tag is a lie, it’s just transactional sex wrapped in political satire that thinks it’s cleverer than it is. I’ll probably drop another twenty tomorrow.

It’s weird how this game manages to make something that used to be a TV punchline feel so filthy you almost want to wash your phone afterward - then don’t, because you’re still tapping. The yellow characters move like they’re half-drawn from someone’s bad memory, and that makes it even hotter in a nasty, guilty kind of way. The kid, the mom, the teacher - it’s like someone stacked all those old jokes and said, “Alright, what if no one was safe anymore?” The story doesn’t pretend to have morals. You just stumble through places that look and sound half-familiar, doing things the network would’ve blurred out. Feels wrong. Works perfectly.

What surprised me most was the expressions. They nailed them - not in a polished art way, but in that janky, off-kilter flash-game energy that makes dirty scenes feel more raw. There’s something about how the voice bites, those moans that almost sound like the real thing but not quite. You hear the difference when everything speeds up, like the mic was too close. The mechanics don’t really need words - you poke, spy, watch, and mess up. I think the game doesn’t even want you to win; it wants to watch you dig your own mess. I laughed once because the dialogue tries to be clever, then got distracted when the camera panned too slow - yeah, that bit. You’ll know it when you see it.

Maybe the only thing that bugged me was a weird delay between scenes, but it almost fits the lazy, voyeur kind of pacing. The cheating plotline, that mix of cartoon innocence and straight-up filth, hits a part of the brain that knows better but doesn’t care. Seeing familiar faces doing things you’re not supposed to see - yeah, that’s the thrill. It’s embarrassing how effective it is. Like someone turned nostalgia into soft porn and didn’t even apologize. I wouldn’t want it cleaned up. The grime’s the best part.

That volleyball uniform stays on way too long.

Got this game thinking it'd be some sadboy story with occasional tits, but nah, the blonde in the sports gear basically runs the show. Her name's Sarah or something, doesn't matter, what matters is she's got these massive tits barely contained in that tight top and the game knows exactly what it's doing. First scene where she gives you a handjob in the locker room, her fingers working while she's still wearing those knee pads, the animation is choppy as hell but somehow that makes it hotter. Like watching a gif from 2007 that someone really cared about.

The male protagonist is dealing with losing his wife, depression, all that heavy stuff, and then suddenly you're balls deep in this volleyball player. The transition is jarring in a way that feels accidental but works. One minute you're reading about suicide ideation, next minute there's a closeup of her big ass bouncing during vaginal sex. The 3DCG models are unpolished, her hair clips through her shoulders constantly, and the romance angle feels tacked on because why would this athletic blonde with perfect tits fall for a guy who can barely get out of bed. But the sex scenes have this raw quality, the way the handjob starts slow and awkward then gets more intense, her sports uniform getting messier as it goes.

The game doesn't seem to know if it wants to be a serious drama or a fap material and honestly that confusion is the best part. The blonde's tits jiggle weirdly during the sex animation, like the physics engine gave up halfway through, and there's this one moment where her sports shorts get pulled down and the texture just looks wrong, like they forgot to render it properly. Still jerked off though. The contrast between the heavy emotional stuff and the explicit content creates this weird tension where you're not sure if you should feel sad or horny and somehow both happen at once.

You ever just want to be a scumbag informant drowning in debt to the state, but also surrounded by superhero tits the size of weather balloons? No? Well RICO: Sin City exists anyway, and honestly, bless its janky little heart for that. The whole thing feels like someone threw GTA and a bootleg DVD of The Boys into a blender, then forgot to screw the lid on. It's a 3DCG crossover where these corrupt capes and villains just strut around a city that makes Gotham look like a wellness retreat, all while you, some dude with a really bad legal situation, try to rub one out without getting lasered in half.

The animations are so stiff they might as well be action figures being smashed together, but that's the camp of it. There's this one scene where a heroine with knockers that deflate the concept of physics just starts going at it while still wearing half a latex mask. Iconic behavior. The writing tries hard to be edgy and funny, often succeeding at the first and faceplanting into the second, which circles back around to being hilarious. Buried in the middle of all this is a genuinely annoying mini game mechanic about collecting evidence that feels like someone owed a favor and it was coded out of spite, but you'll forget about it when a parody of a famous speedster villain shows up talking pure nonsense. The humor lands precisely because it doesn't realize how stupid it is, a perfect parody of parodies.

Downloaded this purely because a random Reddit thread said the criminal protagonist's deadpan expressions during lewd acts were "meme worthy," and they weren't wrong. The whole city map is way smaller than you expect. Don't think about the plot too hard, it's basically an excuse to go from point A to point B where point B is always masturbation with superpowered weirdos. What happens in RICO definitely should stay there, preferably in a locked folder.