So my aunt died. Left me a letter about 11 cat figurines and diamonds hidden inside one. Not the kind of inheritance you expect but okay. Now I'm working at this hotel where she used to be staff, pretending to be an intern while actually hunting for these stupid cats. The place is full of women though. Like, distractingly full.

The art has this weird AI sheen to it, you know the look. Everything's a bit too smooth, skin textures that don't quite sit right, hands that sometimes have too many fingers or not enough. But honestly? When there's a busty MILF manager bending over her desk and the game lets me just... watch for a while before she notices, I stop caring about the jank. The voyeur stuff is where it shines. Clicking around the hotel, finding the right window or cracked door at the right time. Caught the head housekeeper touching herself in the laundry room yesterday. She didn't see me. The tension of maybe getting caught while you're the one doing the watching is weirdly hot.

The dialogue reads like it was translated twice through different languages and nobody proofread it. Characters will say things like "You are having the eyes of a curious boy" and you just have to roll with it. The dating sim elements are there but clunky, you pick options that barely make sense and somehow end up with your hand down someone's panties. There's a scene with a guest, this married woman, where the husband is literally in the next room and she's guiding your hand under her dress at the check-in counter. The exhibitionism tag doing heavy lifting there. The interracial content pops up with one of the bartenders, big ass, bigger attitude, and the scene plays out in the wine cellar which felt appropriate. The harem aspect means you're juggling like five women and nobody seems to mind that you're clearly sleeping with all of them. The cat figurine hunt almost becomes secondary, which I think is the point. Find a cat, get a blowjob. Find another cat, creampie a different woman. The inheritance is just an excuse.

I wish the sandbox elements were less... sticky. Sometimes you click and nothing happens and you're not sure if it's a bug or you haven't triggered the right flag yet. Spent twenty minutes trying to interact with a painting that turned out to be nothing. Just background. The point and click adventure parts need work but the sex scenes, when you unlock them, are animated enough to make the frustration worth it. The vaginal and oral stuff is explicit, no fade to black, which I appreciate. Handjobs get weirdly detailed attention, there's one scene with the aunt's old coworker that goes on for like three minutes of just that. Not complaining exactly but it's a choice.

I gotta say, the whole "check their hands and teeth" mechanic got me good the first time. You're Sarah, holed up in this shitty apartment while the RAG virus turns people into these massive, mindless things that keep knocking. And you have to decide who to let in. The first visitor seemed normal enough, some guy looking for shelter, but then I noticed his fingers were swelling right there in front of me and I slammed the door so fast. My heart was actually pounding. That's the thing about this visual novel, it tricks you into thinking you're playing a standard survival thing but then Sarah starts changing too and suddenly you're not sure if you're trying to save her or just watching the inevitable.

The weight gain progression is wild. Sarah's body just balloons scene by scene, her tits getting heavier, her ass spreading wider, and the game doesn't shy away from showing every detail. There's this one visitor, I think his name was Marcus or something, who keeps coming back and the way he talks about her transformation, like it's the hottest thing he's ever seen, it gets under your skin. The psychological horror part isn't just about jump scares, it's about how tempting it becomes to just give in and let the virus take over. One ending had her so massive she couldn't even move anymore and honestly I just sat there staring at the screen.

The eight visitors all have different kinks and secrets, and some of the dialogue is genuinely unsettling mixed with being incredibly explicit. I wish the game tracked which visitors you've encountered across playthroughs though, because I kept forgetting who I'd already seen and it got confusing. The BBW expansion stuff is front and center, no subtlety, and if you're into that specific niche of horror where the monster is also weirdly seductive, this hits different. Just don't expect polish, the whole thing feels rough around the edges but maybe that's the point.

The whole thing feels like someone took a cape comic, ran it through a porn filter, then forgot to polish the edges. On purpose. The art is that rough 2D style where lines don't always meet and the shading looks like it was done with a mouse in MS Paint. But here's the thing. That jank actually works when you're watching a so called heroine get her throat rearranged. The internal view shots during the deepthroat scenes? Filthy. Absolutely filthy. The way her throat bulges while she's choking on it, eyes watering, mascara running. And the animation at the end, the big payoff scene, is surprisingly smooth. Like they spent all their budget on making that one sequence look good while the rest of the game looks like a Newgrounds flash from 2005.

The combat is turn based but weird. You build robots. Custom robots. To fight superheroes. And depending on how you assemble them, you get different outcomes when you lose. Or win. The corruption system is what you're really here for though. Watching that goody two shoes with the big tits slowly break down, her moral compass spinning like a broken clock. There's this one moment where she uses her super strength to try and push the guy off but he just grabs her by the hair and she goes limp. That moment. Chef's kiss. The male domination stuff is heavy handed but that's the point. Multiple endings too, though I only found two before I got distracted.

The sandbox elements feel tacked on. You click around a map that looks like it was drawn on a napkin. The writing sometimes reads like it was translated through three different languages. But then you get to a scene where she's on her knees, looking up with those dead eyes, and the cumshot lands across her face and those massive tits and you forget about the janky UI. The choking mechanic during oral is a nice touch. Her face goes red, she struggles, then her eyes roll back. Good stuff. I just wish the robot building had more depth. It's basically rock paper scissors with extra steps.

You know what's funny about Cursed Hearts? The title makes it sound like some gothic romance thing, maybe vampires moping around in castles. Nope. It's a breeding simulator with elves and goblins and catgirls, and the "curse" is basically just that you need to fill them up until something breaks. I respect the honesty.

The art is that particular flavor of 3DCG where everyone looks like they've been polished with the same glossy filter, skin too smooth, breasts defying several laws of physics. Which is exactly what I signed up for, let's be real. The elf milf character has this expression permanently stuck between "mildly inconvenienced" and "about to sneeze" and I couldn't stop noticing it. Still tapped that obviously. The sandbox structure means you just wander around clicking on monster girls until things escalate, and the pregnancy mechanic is basically the entire progression system. Knock someone up, move to the next. It's like a very horny checklist.

There's this one goblin girl with an ass that the camera absolutely refuses to stop focusing on, and honestly the footjob scene came out of nowhere. I wasn't prepared. Nobody warns you about the foot stuff. The animations are stiff in that way where limbs move but nothing else does, like mannequins being posed by an invisible hand, but the creampie visuals are... thorough. They committed to that part. I wish the RPG elements actually mattered beyond giving you an excuse to grind, but they won't change that. The groping interactions feel like you're just poking a statue until a meter fills up, which is less sexy than it sounds. Or maybe exactly as sexy as it sounds, depending on your standards. I don't know anymore. The nekomata has two dialogue lines that repeat and one of them is just a purring sound effect written out phonetically. "Prrrrrr." Riveting stuff. Still bred her though. What does that say about me.

So the old man, right? He's not just some creepy uncle, he's the new family member. And you all move to this tavern. Like, who buys a tavern with a pervert? The whole setup is a disaster waiting to happen and the game knows it. It's all about that slow, creeping dread. You're this young guy trying to keep your head above water, trying to hold onto what's yours, but the walls are closing in. The corruption tag isn't just for show. It's in the way the dialogue shifts, the little looks, the way your girl starts... changing. There's this one scene with spanking that's less about the act and more about the complete surrender of power. It's animated in that stiff 3dcg way that somehow makes it more uncomfortable to watch, like a weird puppet show of your own failure.

The voyeurism mechanics are where it gets really twisted. You're not just watching, you're piecing things together. Finding a reason to go to a certain room at a certain time. The male protagonist isn't some chad, he's a guy who's constantly a step behind, and the game makes you feel that in your gut. The big tits and big ass are there, obviously, but they're almost like a taunt. A visual representation of what you're losing. I kept thinking about that meme of the guy looking at another girl while his girlfriend stares at him, except here, everyone's staring and you're the one who's invisible.

The drama is thick enough to choke on. Forgot to mention the groping, which is less a feature and more a constant, low level threat that hangs over every interaction. It's not a fun game. It's a stress simulator with tits. And the masturbation scenes? Pure, concentrated defeat. You're not celebrating a victory, you're just... coping. The whole thing feels like watching a car crash in slow motion, except you're in the driver's seat and the steering wheel just came off in your hands. The tavern setting is perfect, by the way. All those back rooms and late nights. It's a pressure cooker for bad decisions.

The first thing that sticks with me after New Tenants is how Ana's ass looks in those cheap Eastern European apartment lights. Like, the AI renders her with this unreal thickness, and the groping scenes where Alex just grabs her from behind while she's washing dishes, you can almost feel the fabric stretch. It's not polished, the animations stutter sometimes, and the dialogue reads like it was translated through three languages then back, but fuck if it doesn't hit that specific itch.

You play mostly as Alex, this American guy who lost everything and now has to watch his wife slowly become the neighborhood's favorite new tenant. The teasing is relentless. Ana bends over to unpack boxes, and the landlord's eyes just linger. There's this one moment where she's on the phone with her mom, and Alex slides his hand up her skirt, and the game lets you choose whether to keep going or pull back. I kept going. Obviously. The oral scenes are surprisingly detailed for AI generated stuff, and the vaginal sex has this raw, almost uncomfortable intimacy because you know the NTR is lurking around every corner. You can avoid it, sure, but why would you? The big tits tag is not lying, by the way. Ana's chest is a physics experiment gone right.

The male protagonist perspective is fine, but when you switch to Ana later, that's where the real mind games start. You realize she's not just a victim, she's making choices too. There's a scene with the neighbor's son that I won't spoil, but let's just say the anal tag earns its place. The game buries its criticism in the middle of a sex scene, like you're too horny to notice the writing is actually saying something about desperation and survival. I complained about the save system once, then forgot about it because Ana's moans are weirdly hypnotic. The AI faces sometimes melt into uncanny valley territory, but then she arches her back and you stop caring. This isn't a game you recommend to your friends. It's a game you alt-tab away from when someone walks in.

The spanking sound effect caught me off guard, not gonna lie. It's this wet slap that's way too loud in the mix compared to everything else, and it happens during a scene with the head nurse, this stacked milf type who's got you cornered in the supply closet. You're this loser tech guy who somehow lands a job fixing computers at a hospital, and the whole setup is so flimsy it's almost charming. Like, you break a machine and suddenly you're employed? Sure, whatever. The 3dcg models have that plastic sheen where the skin looks like it's been polished with furniture wax, but the big tits and big asses are rendered with this obsessive attention that I can't really fault. The nurse character's panty shots are basically a gameplay mechanic at this point.

The voyeurism stuff is where it gets weirdly specific. There's a scene where you're supposed to be fixing a monitor in the staff lounge but you can angle the camera through a doorway and watch two nurses going at it, and the game doesn't even acknowledge you're being a creep, it just lets you sit there cycling through camera angles like you're directing your own little pervy documentary. The male protagonist never speaks during these bits, just heavy breathing on the audio track that loops awkwardly. The lesbian content feels tacked on, like someone remembered they needed to check a box, but the big dildos involved are modeled with more care than the actual faces of the characters. Priorities, I guess.

The oral sex scenes have this rhythm problem where the animation loops are too short and you start noticing the same tongue motion repeating every three seconds. Handjob sequences fare better because they're simpler, less to go wrong. The exhibitionism tag comes into play during a scene where you end up naked in a hallway, and the whole thing plays out with this deadpan seriousness that made me laugh out loud. The writing can't decide if it wants to be a drama about a down on his luck guy or just an excuse to string together big cock encounters with milfs who have no business being that forward. The multiple endings thing is there but honestly after the third time the head nurse bent over a gurney I stopped caring about narrative consequences. The soundtrack is this generic smooth jazz that loops until you want to mute it, which I did.

So I'm at my desk, supposed to be filing Q3 reports, but instead I'm three scenes deep into this thing and my boss is two cubicles over talking about synergy. The game opens with this phone call, right? And the protagonist, some 21 year old dude, goes back to his hometown or wherever. The setup is whatever. But then his neighbor shows up. Carla. And holy shit.

The animation on her. It's that 3DCG style where the skin has this slight sheen, not quite realistic but enough to make you lean in. She's got these hips that the camera just lingers on when she walks away. There's this one moment, early on, she's complaining about her husband ignoring her, and she bends over to pick up something she dropped. The way her ass fills the screen, the fabric of her dress stretching. I just sat there. Didn't click. Just watched the idle animation loop like an idiot. The sound design is minimal, mostly just wet noises and these breathy little gasps that come through my headphones way too clearly. Had to turn around and check nobody was behind me.

The handjob scene with her is where I lost track of time. You can control the speed with the mouse, and there's this look she gives the protagonist, this half lidded teasing smirk. The voice acting, if you can call it that, is mostly just moans and whispered "yes" and "right there" but it works. It really works. The way her tits bounce with each stroke, the animation isn't perfectly synced but somehow that makes it hotter? Like it's messy on purpose. You can almost feel the friction.

Forgot to mention you can set the relationships yourself. I made her the protagonist's aunt. Don't know why. Made the whole thing feel more wrong in the best way. There's other women too, all with their own failed marriages and dead bedrooms, but honestly I haven't gotten past Carla yet. The game just sits there in my browser, waiting. My report is due in twenty minutes. The mouse is still sticky from lunch.

So there's this time travel thing, right, whole world gets hit at once, and you're just some broke college kid about to flunk out. That's the setup. But the game doesn't really care about the sci-fi part. It's a dating sim wearing a cyberpunk jacket. You know the type. And honestly? The jacket's got some nice stitching.

The first thing that got me was the dialogue. Actually no, first thing was the tits. There's a milf character, I forget her name, but the way the camera lingers when she leans over a desk. That's not accidental. The animated CGs do a lot of heavy lifting. Titfuck scene with her had me pausing to check if my browser was lagging. It wasn't. It's just that smooth.

Then there's this whole school setting subplot with a lesbian couple you can sort of... orbit around. You don't get to join them, which is bullshit, but the teasing is relentless. One of them catches you staring and just smirks. Doesn't say anything. That's the kind of small detail I wish more games did. The groping scenes feel less like a minigame and more like a rhythm you have to learn. Fail and she laughs. Succeed and she pretends she didn't want it. Classic.

The interracial tag shows up late, with a character who's also tied to the incest plotline somehow? I think? The story gets fuzzy around the middle. You're trying to fix your rent situation but then suddenly there's a threesome in a lab. I don't know. I stopped caring about the plot around the time the sex toys came out. The handjob animation is weirdly tender for a game that also has group sex with aliens or something.

I keep thinking about the fantasy tag. There's a dream sequence with a big ass and a creampie that felt like it belonged in a different game entirely. But I didn't hate it. Maybe that's the point. The whole thing is a mess of genres and kinks, and it works because it never apologizes. The male protagonist is a blank slate, but the women carry every scene. Especially the one with the school uniform and the slow unbuttoning. You'll know it when you see it.

Wish there was more romance. The game says romance but it's mostly just fucking. Which is fine. But I wanted one quiet moment that wasn't leading to a blowjob. There isn't one. Not really. And maybe that's okay.