Plump City 2, right. I was scrolling through my saves, cleaning up, and found this one buried under like six other VNs. Forgot how much it just... leans in. No subtlety, no pretense. Jason's dad kicks it and suddenly it's a free for all at the family estate in Russia. The will reading might as well be a menu.

The stepmom and stepsister are both drawn with this unapologetic thickness, proper chubby BBW shapes that jiggle in the CG hentai scenes. And the looks they give him. You know that meme of the cartoon wolf with the heart eyes and the tongue rolling out? That's them, constantly. There's this one breakfast scene where the stepmom bends over the table, her tits practically spilling into his plate, and the dialogue is just her asking if he wants more sausage. The tension is so thick you could cut it with a butter knife, but the game doesn't even bother with the knife. It just shoves your face in it. The translation is a bit of a mess, some lines feel like they went through a blender, but honestly? It adds to the charm. Makes it feel like a grimy bootleg you found on a forgotten forum, not some polished Nutaku front page thing.

The step fantasy stuff gets real direct. The sister corners him in the sauna, sweat making her skin glisten, and just straight up asks if he's going to claim his "inheritance." What does that even mean? The game never explains the estate division mechanics properly, I clicked through some dialogue trees and suddenly I'm balls deep in a scene that I definitely didn't see coming. Not that I'm complaining. The CG art is the real star, the way the artist draws bellies and thick thighs, the weight of them. I just wish there was a gallery mode. Having to save scum to see all the variations is a pain in the ass. And the sound design is basically nonexistent, just some royalty free loops that I muted after five minutes to play my own playlist. A DLC that's just a pure, no-click slideshow of all the CGs would be an instant buy. Forget the plot, just give me the good stuff in a folder I can browse.

The card is The Chariot, reversed. Usually means a lack of direction, but here it's just a dude with a dick so big it's got its own gravitational pull. Battle of the Bulges. The name alone, right? It sounds like a shitpost, and honestly, the whole thing has that energy. The art is that specific kind of CG hentai where the boobs are less body parts and more like sentient weather balloons strapped to a frame. It's not polished, it's not trying to be, and in a weird way that's the whole vibe. You're the new guy on a tropical island, moving in with your mom and sister, which is already a setup that makes my third eye twitch. The local muscle-clad college stud, a guy built like a brick shithouse, challenges you to a fucking contest. A week. Most conquests wins. That's the plot. It's like a Pokémon battle but the only type is horny.

The character designs are... a lot. There's a student with tits that would give a physics engine a nervous breakdown. The mom character has that specific hentai-milf design where she looks 22 but they tell you she's 40. The sister is there, because of course she is. The whole family tag is in full swing, no brakes on this train. I spent way too long on the first choice screen, not because it was deep, but because I was just staring at the rendering of a bicep on the rival dude. It has its own topography. The writing is exactly what you expect, lines so blunt they'd make a construction worker blush, delivered with the grace of a brick through a window.

The fucking contest mechanic is basically a series of scenes where you just... win. There's no real strategy, your character is hung like a horse, that's the game. It's a power fantasy stripped down to its most basic, sweaty component. And you know what? It kind of works in the same way a greasy late-night snack works. It's not good for you, it's not complex, but it hits a specific, primal craving. The muscle guy's constant posturing is hilarious, like a JoJo character who lost his Stand and just has to rely on raw, aggressive heterosexuality. The whole thing feels like it was made in a fugue state, and I mean that as a compliment. Mostly. The sound design is nonexistent, just the phantom echo of wet slaps my brain filled in. It's a mess. A glorious, unapologetic, titanic mess.

Award for messiest facial expression gallery, hands down. Not even close. I was scrubbing through the CG hentai scenes, right, and there’s this one where the landlady, total milf with ridiculous big tits, she’s got this look that’s supposed to be surprise but her mouth is doing something I can only describe as a geometry error. I stared at it for like five minutes. Could not look away. The corruption path in A Split Existence really leans into that jank though, it adds to the whole fever dream vibe. You got this guy, zero rizz, crashing at his college friend’s place because his life’s a dumpster fire, and suddenly he’s playing mind games with her whole family. The harem setup is classic, four ladies, but the domination stuff gets twisted quick. It’s not smooth, it’s like watching a car crash where everyone’s clothes are falling off.

The big boobs physics are on their own program, seriously. Sometimes they move before the character does. I don’t hate it. There’s a scene with the friend’s mom in the kitchen, the text is trying to be all menacing, “you’re under my roof now,” but the voice in my head kept glitching because the audio is just a looping public domain jazz track that cuts off abruptly. So you get this intense corruption moment and then silence, then the saxophone kicks back in like nothing happened. Perfect. The visual novel barely holds itself together, you click and sometimes the dialogue box flashes the wrong character’s name. But then you unlock a CG where the protagonist’s dead-eyed stare finally matches his dialogue and it’s like, yeah, this is the intended experience.

Spent way too long trying to get a specific domination scene with the friend’s sister, the trigger is bugged or maybe it’s hidden behind a choice I missed. The walkthrough on some shady forum says click the third option but it just loops back to the hallway. Classic. The corruption isn’t a slow burn, it’s a switch flip, one minute he’s shy, next he’s a puppet master and everyone’s calling him master. The big tits are everywhere, genuinely distracting during what’s supposed to be a serious plot reveal about his mom abandoning him. I forgot about the backstory entirely. Just tits. That’s the game. That’s the review.

So the furry thing. It shows up and suddenly you're not just some burger flipper anymore, you're like, a guy with a destiny? Maybe? The game is called Burger Boy and it's got this weird energy where you're working the grill, grease popping onto your apron, and then this little creature just... appears. Changes everything. The description says "fluffy and unpleasant companion" but honestly it's more of a chaotic gremlin vibe. Think of that one coworker who always "forgets" to clean the fryer but somehow makes the shift bearable.

The restaurant setting is perfect for the kind of slow burn nonsense that happens. You've got the milfs coming in, big tits practically spilling over the counter while they order extra pickles, and the whole visual novel thing means you're clicking through dialogue that ranges from painfully relatable kitchen humor to straight up "wait, did she just say that?" moments. The CG hentai scenes hit different when you've been flipping patties for six in game hours and suddenly your manager bends over to check the inventory. There's this one scene with the health inspector that I won't spoil but let's just say she's very thorough with her temperature checks. Very thorough.

The art style is deliberately rough around the edges, like someone drew it on napkins between orders. But that's the charm, right? It's not trying to be some polished triple A hentai experience. It's greasy and messy and sometimes the dialogue options make zero sense. Like why can I ask about the secret menu when there's clearly no secret menu? The game never explains that. And the furry companion, I still don't fully understand if it's helping or making everything worse. Sometimes it steals fries right off a customer's plate and you just have to watch. No consequences. No resolution. Just... stolen fries. Anyway the big boobed regular who always sits in booth three, she's got this whole backstory that I thought was going somewhere but then the game just moves on to a different plot thread about the walk in freezer. Classic.

The video clips are what got me. Like, who thought to just drop full motion scenes into what looks like a slapped together Ren'Py knockoff from 2014? The nurse uniform one in the hospital room, jesus. She's got these massive tits spilling out and the clip quality is actually decent, better than the static images somehow. The game's called something about being a doctor but honestly the medical stuff is just clicking through text. Rich women with big boobs coming in for checkups, you pick dialogue options, sometimes you get a POV shot that made me forget I was playing a game for a second.

The library scene though. You can choose to study and improve your skills or just go full degen and I obviously picked the latter because who plays these for the plot. There's this one path where you end up in a park and the roleplay aspect gets weirdly specific, like she wants you to examine her right there on a bench. The multiple endings thing is real, I got the "take everything from life" ending first try and it was basically a compilation of all the strip scenes. Not complaining. The real model tag is doing heavy lifting here, you can tell they filmed actual people and then built the game around it. Some of the acting is so bad it circles back to being hot again.

What bugs me is the 10 day system. You're supposed to manage your time between being the best doctor and being a horny bastard but the timer feels arbitrary. I missed a scene with one of the nurses because I clicked the wrong hospital wing and the game just moved on. No warning. The various endings are cool in theory but replaying to see them means sitting through the same text boxes. The erotic tension builds weird too, one minute you're professional, next minute she's stripping in your office. No middle ground. Still fired it up again though. The POV clips in the hospital room live rent free in my head. If you're gonna play, save before every choice because the game doesn't care about your feelings.

So the whole thing is basically a train car, right? And Clover is this neko waitress, big tits, big ass, the whole waifu package from that one game about animal debt. You just click on her. Click to talk, click to fuck. The doggystyle animation is the first thing you unlock and honestly it's where the budget went. Her tail just kinda clips through the seat and it's the funniest shit I've seen all week, like a Bethesda glitch but on purpose maybe? I don't even know anymore.

The choices are what get me. You can be sweet or you can be a total degenerate and the game doesn't judge. Picked the rough sex option just to see and the screen shook a little, very dramatic. The visual novel parts between the banging are like, three lines of dialogue max. She says something about her shift, you pick a response, and then her top is off. The pacing is like microwaving a hot pocket, it's done before you're ready and the middle is still cold but you eat it anyway. I wish there was more buildup, some kind of tension, but the game is called what it is so I guess that's on me for expecting a slow burn hentai plot.

The milf energy is weird because she looks young but talks about her "manager" a lot, which is a whole other vibe. The parody elements are there if you squint, the leaf logo is now something else entirely and I laughed once. Sound design is just one loop of train tracks and a wet slapping noise that doesn't sync up half the time. I tabbed out to check Discord and missed the entire ending, came back to a black screen. No idea if there's multiple paths, probably not. It's a fap game that knows it's a fap game and honestly, respect. The clover on her apron jiggles independently from her boobs and I stared at that for a solid minute. Not a complaint, just a fact.

Star Trainer feels like someone grabbed a Saturday morning cartoon, poured vodka on it, then said “ok now you’re a horny RPG.” You’re not just poking at menus and clicking through dialogue, you’re basically running a very illegal private lessons course for Star, trying to turn her from hyperactive magical girl into your personal, hm, “well trained” pet project. And yeah, she’s got those ridiculous anime boobs that look like they had their own gravity patch installed. At first it’s all cutesy, she’s needy and bratty and still acts like the original show, all sparkly energy and bad decisions. Then suddenly you’re talking about obedience, punishment, what happens if she skips “training,” and the game is just like “yeah cool, anyway rub lotion on her tits to improve stats.”

The best part is also the dumbest part. The training system pretends to be serious, like you’re doing some strategic planning, but half of it is just you figuring out how far you can push her in each scene without breaking her completely. One moment you’re lecturing her about responsibility, next moment you’ve got her bent over some random piece of furniture that didn’t even exist in the show, spanking that thick cartoon ass while she’s whining and still calling you some cute nickname. It’s this weird mix of “I’m her mentor” and “I’m absolutely abusing this situation” and the game never really decides which one it is. Sometimes she’s scared, sometimes she’s horny, sometimes she’s both in the same two lines, like her brain is lagging. And of course there’s the MILF angle sneaking around the edges, because the show had that hot mom energy and the game knows it. You get those tiny hints that more mature flesh is on the menu and your brain just short circuits a bit.

What cracked me up is how casual it is with Star’s corruption. You’re unlocking stuff and it’s like “oh cool, now she’s more obedient” and then suddenly she’s riding your cock like she’s been doing it for years, tits bouncing all over the screen, face flushed, star-wand completely forgotten somewhere in the background. The pacing of her “development” is absolutely nonsense. First training session she’s all “no no, this is wrong,” three visits later she’s asking for harder punishment because it “helps her learn better.” Sure, professor. The parody vibe is strong, but also completely off in a good way, like someone half remembered the show while horny and filled the gaps with porn logic. And I still can’t get over how serious the game pretends to be about stats: obedience, lewdness, discipline, whatever, like this is some productivity app from hell. I kept catching myself min-maxing her humiliation levels like I was optimizing my workflow in Notion. The only thing that really annoyed me for real is how sometimes a dialogue option looks like harmless teasing and then boom, you’re locked into some heavy scene you weren’t ready for yet, and there is no “nah, let’s slow down” route, the game just drags you deeper. But that’s kind of the charm too, you keep thinking “ok, this is too much” and then you click again anyway.

This thing looks at first like normal summer romance. Young couple, college vibes, cute girl Mary who acts all shy but wears those tiny shorts that ride up her ass every time the camera moves, boyfriend Satoshi who is way too relaxed about everything. You arrive at this fancy resort with palm trees and pools and those stupid water slides nobody ever uses, and you think ok, this will just be sunshine, sex, and a little teasing. Then uncle Kendo walks in with that fake cool-uncle smile and it all starts feeling dirty in the best possible way. He stares at Mary a bit too long during dinner, jokes about how “his nephew is a lucky man” while his eyes are glued to her tits, and Satoshi just laughs it off like an idiot. There is this early scene where Mary is in a swimsuit talking with Kendo near the pool bar, and the camera keeps cutting to the way the bikini top is just a bit too tight, her nipples trying to poke through the fabric, and you know this guy is done for. I actually paused there and thought, yeah, she is not going back home the same girl.

The fun part is how slow and mean the corruption feels. It is not just Kendo jumping her out of nowhere. First you get that “harmless” shoulder massage in the spa, his fingers slipping too low along her back, almost touching the band of her bra, Mary biting her lip and looking around to see if anyone is watching. Then later there is a beach scene at night where he gives her a drink, says something about Satoshi going to sleep early, the screen goes quiet for a second, and the next CG is her sitting a little closer, her thighs touching his. No big red flag, no giant blinking sign saying “NTR NOW”, just small things, like her glancing at his crotch for half a second, or him “accidentally” brushing his hand over her ass when he stands up. It feels like watching a dam crack, tiny lines at first, then more and more until the water pushes through and everything collapses. And when it finally does, it is not gentle. There is a room scene where Mary is giving Kendo a handjob in the dark while Satoshi sleeps in the same suite behind a thin wall, and you hear these muffled wet sounds mixed with Kendo’s breathing getting heavier, her whispering “we have to be quiet” while pumping his cock faster. That one broke me a little. I wanted to punch him and jerk off at the same time.

Sex-wise, it goes from almost innocent to absolutely filthy without losing that weird romantic tension. At first Mary is just blushing when he stares at her cleavage, pulling her skirt down when he comments on her legs, but later you get her riding him in the hot spring, water splashing, her big tits bouncing while she tries to keep her voice low so the other guests will not hear. There is this amazing shot where his cock is buried inside her, they show the outline pressing against her stomach, and she whispers Satoshi’s name by mistake, then corrects herself and moans “Kendo-san” instead. It hits extra hard because earlier she was all “I love my boyfriend, I would never cheat” while hugging a pillow like an anime heroine. There is also one fucked up scene in the storage room, after she gets caught “accidentally” letting some guy grope her ass near the elevator. Kendo gets mad, pins her against the wall, hand over her mouth, and rams into her raw, creampie right there between boxes and cleaning tools, then pulls out and tells her to go back to Satoshi with his cum leaking from her pussy. The game keeps pretending there is maybe some kind of twisted love in all this, but honestly, half the time it just feels like Mary discovers she really likes being used and watched. And yeah, Satoshi stays mostly clueless, looking for her around the resort while she is on her knees under a table, taking Kendo’s cock down her throat during a “family” dinner. I forgot what point I wanted to make, but that moment when she wipes a bit of semen from the corner of her lips and smiles at her boyfriend like nothing happened, that stuck more in my brain than any final ending.

Joker comes back to Tokyo after a few years older, a bit more jaded, and suddenly stuck running Leblanc like it’s a real job instead of his cool hideout from back then. The whole thing feels like someone looked at the “normal days” from Persona 5, stripped out the dungeon bullshit, then said “ok, but what if all that tension and flirting actually went somewhere filthy this time.” You wake up, check your phone, stare at the schedule, and instantly get that quiet panic of “there’s no way I can make coffee, handle customers, boost stats, and still have time to get Makoto alone before closing.” And somehow you still try. The cafe routine looks simple at first: brew, serve, earn money, keep Leblanc from turning into a ghost town. But you’re always thinking about who’s free to hang out, which stat you’re neglecting, and which girl is going to give you that slightly too-long stare that means the next scene is not just small talk over curry. It’s got that social sim loop where every choice feels like you’re cheating on someone, even when the game clearly wants you to be a horny disaster.

The girls are the real problem in the best way. Old faces show up like they just walked back in from Shibuya Station, except now they’re a little older, a lot hornier, and way less shy about crossing lines. You’re pouring a coffee and suddenly Ann is leaning over the counter, boobs basically a physics test, talking about how “society is losing its inhibitions” while your brain is stuck on the fact that you can see the shape of her nipples through her top. Makoto still has that “I’m responsible, I follow rules” energy, but once you start pushing her rank a bit, the scenes flip and she’s grinding on Joker in the back of the cafe, trying to keep her voice down because someone could literally walk in. Futaba is all awkward gamer noise until she talks about porn categories like she’s commenting on a Twitch stream and then asks you dead serious if you’ve ever jerked off thinking about her in her old outfit. It’s dirty in a very character-driven way, where the sex feels like a twisted follow-up to how you knew them before. The CGs go hard on big tits, tight outfits, and positions that feel half romantic, half “we’re fucking on this chair because you didn’t plan ahead.” Some scenes are messy in pacing, some dialogue feels like it was written while half aroused, and the management is a bit grindy in spots, but that actually fits the vibe. You’re stuck between being a responsible cafe manager and a walking hard-on trying to schedule who gets your attention tonight. And honestly, watching the “wholesome Phantom Thieves reunion” slide into full-on hentai territory inside the same walls where you used to just drink coffee and plan heists is strangely satisfying in a very wrong way.