The first time Ciri called me a dumb fucking pig I almost reloaded my save. Not because it hurt my feelings, but because I thought I'd picked the wrong dialogue option. Turns out that's just how she talks now. This whole thing is a Witcher parody where everyone's been corrupted or whatever, and honestly the lore reasons don't matter. What matters is Yen's tits look absolutely ridiculous in this engine and I mean that as a compliment.

The corruption mechanic is simple. You pick choices, women get more obedient, eventually they're begging for your cum. Standard stuff. But there's this one scene with Triss where she's supposed to be resisting but her eyes are already doing that half-lidded thing and the writing can't decide if she's broken yet or not. It's sloppy. I loved it. The interracial tag comes in with a character who's not from the source material obviously, some big-dicked self-insert situation, and look I've been on f95zone long enough to know exactly what I'm getting into here. The creampie scenes are plentiful. Maybe too plentiful? No, that's stupid, there's no such thing.

Sound design is whatever. I had lofi hip hop playing in another tab. The 3DCG models are that specific kind of janky where the asses are rendered with more polygons than the faces, which is exactly correct for this genre. Yen's white hair clips through her shoulders constantly and I stopped noticing after two minutes. Ciri's corruption path is the best one because she goes from calling you pathetic to riding you while maintaining eye contact and the dialogue actually tracks that progression. Triss's path feels rushed by comparison. The redhead deserves better but she won't get it and I've made peace with that.

The male protagonist has the personality of wet cardboard but who cares. You're not here for him. The breeding talk gets repetitive around scene four but then scene five hits and suddenly you're nodding along like yeah, yeah, populate the continent, whatever you say Yen. I wish the game remembered which positions I'd already seen because the repetition breaks the fantasy a bit. Not that I'm complaining. Actually I am complaining. But also I finished the whole thing in one sitting so what does that tell you.

The bus lurches and my phone almost flies into someone’s armpit. Perfect time for Starlewd Ranch. The title screen is this weirdly clean 3DCG ranch house that looks like it was rendered on a calculator from 2014. The main guy, a virgin of course because these games never let you forget, arrives and immediately the first girl’s tits are just... there. No buildup. She’s got this vacant smile and her chest is practically a shelf. You can grope her within the first three dialogue boxes. I tapped the screen and the animation looped, this janky up and down motion that made her whole body wobble like jelly on a train. I laughed out loud. The guy next to me definitely saw.

The sandbox part is weirdly aimless. You just click around the ranch, finding girls in different states of undress. One minute you’re feeding chickens, the next a redhead is asking for a titfuck behind the barn. The ahegao face she makes is so exaggerated it circles back to being funny, eyes completely white, tongue out like a dead fish. I wish the fingering mechanic had any feedback at all, it’s just a static image with a looping sound effect that cuts off abruptly. Won’t be fixed, I bet. The whole thing feels like someone took a more famous game’s skeleton and d*** it in horny wallpaper. There’s a harem forming but I can’t remember any of their names. One girl with a massive ass keeps getting stuck on the porch geometry, her stripping animation playing on a loop while she vibrates into the wall. I spent way too long watching that.

My stop’s next. The oral sex scenes are the most polished bit, which says something. The blowjob animation actually syncs with the sound, a rare victory. The male protagonist is a silent plank of wood, but that’s standard. I discovered I’m more interested in the glitchy groping than the actual sex scenes, which is a personal revelation I’m not unpacking on public transit. The game crashed when I tried to talk to the last girl. Perfect ending. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Whoever designed the groping minigame needs to be studied. Not in a lab, just... watched. From a distance. The whole thing runs on this janky, almost sticky timing where you're supposed to click and drag but the hitbox feels like it's been smeared with vaseline. I spent five minutes trying to cop a feel on Numbuh 86 during a debriefing and she just kept repeating her dialogue about mission parameters, completely unphased. It was perfect. That dead eyed stare while your hand phases through her shoulder. Chef's kiss.

The premise is so stupidly specific. Numbuh 1 vanishes after some warehouse incident and the Moonbase just... slots you in. You. Some random guy. Now you're running Sector V and the game immediately asks, with a straight face, whether you'll be a competent leader or immediately start trying to peek up skirts. The management layer is barebones, clicking through daily schedules, assigning operatives to missions you never see. It's just a delivery system for the corruption. Watching Numbuh 5 slowly trade her sweater for something lacier because you kept "accidentally" walking in on her changing. The 2DCG art has this flat, cartoon network sheen that makes the whole thing feel like a lost episode where the censors just gave up and went home.

There's a voyeurism mechanic tied to the treehouse's security cameras that's never properly explained. You just click a button and sometimes you get a scene of Numbuh 3 and 4 doing something vaguely lewd, sometimes it's just static. The spanking trainer is a whole other thing, a rhythm game that punishes you with a game over screen that just says "INSUBORDINATION" in big red letters. The parody aspect is so specific it hurts. If you didn't grow up with this show, the whole thing would be incomprehensible. The sandbox structure means you can just ignore the "plot" entirely and focus on maxing out the corruption stats for the Delightful Children From Down The Lane, which unlocks a weirdly tender lesbian scene that feels totally out of place with the rest of the gropey chaos. It's not good. It's exactly what it needs to be.

Main character walks into this university thinking he’s gonna just chill, jerk off in his room, maybe flirt a bit, and suddenly every single person around him has some weird secret vibe going on. It’s like those “normal campus” Instagram reels, but if you paused every frame there’s a girl hiding a sex toy in her bag, a teacher adjusting that tight skirt just a bit too slow, and the nerdy dude in the back watching everything way too closely. You start in your dorm, roommate gone, porn tab open, hand already in your pants, and the game just goes “yeah that’s canon, keep going.” Masturbation isn’t a little side joke here, it’s part of the MC’s brain, like a second inner voice going “imagine her on your lap” while he pretends to think about exams.

What I liked is how it pretends to be wholesome student life, then lowkey shoves your face into some nasty shit. One moment you’re chatting with a shy girl in the library, she’s blushing over some romantic book, and your only “problem” is picking a nice reply. Next moment you accidentally catch her late at night grinding on the corner of a table when she thinks nobody’s around. And you don’t just watch it as a passive cutscene, no. The voyeur stuff slides in slowly. Tiny choices like “peek again” or “walk away” shape how much of a creep you become, and the game sort of smiles and nods if you keep picking the horny options. There’s a scene where you pretend to study in class while secretly checking out the teacher’s ass every time she writes on the board, and the camera absolutely knows what you’re doing. Those huge tits pressed into a tight blouse, her bending over some other student’s desk while your imagination just explodes. You can practically feel the MC having to adjust his dick under the table and trying not to get called to the front.

What surprised me is how it mixes actual emotional stuff with very “I need to cum right now” energy. You get romance routes with girls who aren’t just walking porn, they have problems, drama, weird secrets that make you think “oh shit, I wasn’t ready for this.” Then in the middle of some heavy moment you’re suddenly imagining her on all fours on a dorm bed, ass in the air, and the game doesn’t punish you for it. It just lets you be a horny idiot trying to act like a decent human. The male protagonist has this messy, believable vibe: he wants love, but he also absolutely wants to see his teacher’s panties when she leans over, or jerk off after spying on someone through a barely open door. Sometimes the humor hits hard, like joking about “studying anatomy” while you stare at a girl’s curves, and sometimes it’s awkward in a way that feels honestly kinda real. It’s not polished, some scenes feel like they cut off right when you’re getting into them, some choices look big but don’t do much, and there’s that one background asset that annoyed me for no real reason, but whatever, my brain was too busy following the next secret, the next confession, the next chance to sneak a look at a big ass walking up the dorm stairs.

Therapist mode, because someone has to unpack why a guy who can’t keep it in his pants is actually the most emotionally available man in the zip code. My New Memories: The Beginning is a prequel, which already tells you the devs know their audience is in it for the long haul, not a quick fap. This is the origin story of a husband and father, which sounds wholesome until you realize the path to that white picket fence is paved with thighjobs from every woman with a pulse.

The MC is a virgin, a blank slate, and the game treats that not as a joke but as a narrative device. Watching him fumble through first encounters, the awkward handjobs that feel more real than they should, the way a creampie scene lands differently when you’ve read forty minutes of dialogue about his childhood. It’s a dating sim where the “dating” part isn’t a formality. The harem assembles slowly, each MILF and big titted neighbor a full character before she’s a hole. The 3DCG animation is stiff in that specific Ren’Py way, characters moving like they’re underwater, but the faces, the expressions during vaginal sex scenes, they get something right that polished AAA games miss. Vulnerability.

And then the game just. It expects you to read. A lot. The description warns you, but you don’t believe it until you’re on your third cup of coffee and no one’s even taken their top off yet. The lewds are earned, which is great for the story and terrible for the part of your brain that opened this at 1 PM on a Tuesday. The thighjob scene with, god, I forget her name, the one with the perpetually concerned eyebrows, it’s framed like a goddamn renaissance painting if the painter was really into the way flesh dimples under pressure. The romance is the point. The creampies are just punctuation.

I respect the commitment to making every character lewdable eventually. It’s a promise, a threat, a roadmap. You meet someone and think, “Her? Really?” and the game nods slowly. The male protagonist’s journey from fumbling virgin to caring patriarch is the whole game, and it works because the sex scenes are never just sex scenes. They’re conversations. Messy, animated, occasionally clipping through the bed conversations. The harem dynamic never feels gross because the writing earnes it, which is a sentence I never thought I’d type about a game with this many tit physics sliders.

The king. What a piece of work. He calls you in, all royal and proper, like he didn't let the brotherhood your dad built just dissolve into nothing. But you go anyway because what else is there. The castle's got that 3DCG look where the lighting is sometimes too bright on the stone walls and the women have chests that defy every law of physics, not that I'm complaining. The queen's tits are practically a character themselves.

The quest starts simple enough but then you're making choices. Real ones. Save this person, kill that one, or the third option. The third option is always the interesting one. Take them into your household. Your household. Like collecting figurines but they're warm and have opinions and massive assets. I spent maybe too long on one early decision about a guard captain, just staring at the screen, weighing the political fallout against the very clear visual benefits of having her around. The game doesn't judge you for being a complete degenerate about it. Male domination isn't just a tag here, it's the whole operating system. You shape things, you bend the kingdom's future around your desires. The medieval fantasy setting means everyone's in these ridiculous outfits that somehow cover nothing important.

The writing is... look, nobody's winning awards. Sometimes the dialogue feels like it was translated through three languages and a fever dream. But then a scene will hit with this raw, explicit energy that makes you forget the clunky bits. There's this one moment with a noblewoman in your chambers after a siege. The game doesn't hold back. At all. The big ass tag is earned, repeatedly. I keep thinking about the brotherhood, about your father's legacy, about how none of that matters when you're deciding which concubine gets your attention tonight. The king's noble, supposedly. Sure. And I'm just his loyal servant, definitely not building a personal harem while the realm burns. The game knows what it is. Do you?

Sometimes I think the whole mystery angle in these things is just an excuse to get the protagonist’s dick out, but Demon Seed actually tries, you know? The plot is about this guy who has it suspiciously easy with women, and then weird shit starts happening. Like, demonic weird shit. I was half paying attention to the supernatural nonsense because the first proper scene with the landlady, a stacked MILF type, had me hooked. She’s got this tattoo on her thigh that the game makes sure you stare at while her hand is working him. The 3DCG is rough, deliberately unpolished in a way that feels like a budget late-night cable show. Not a complaint. Sometimes the skin textures look like they’ve been microwaved but the animation during the teasing bits is what matters. The way a woman’s mouth moves during oral, that slow, sloppy drag. They got the male domination tone right, the protagonist isn’t a total doormat for once.

The linear structure means you’re just clicking through. The mystery unfolds whether you care or not. I forgot what the actual demon seed was supposed to be halfway through because a scene with vaginal sex on a couch

Guy hits rock bottom, loses his job, kind of loses his balls too, and just runs away to some sleepy town in the middle of nowhere, thinking he’s gonna chill, jerk off in peace, maybe drink cheap beer and forget life. Instead he walks straight into a mess with a fat, ugly corporation trying to kick everyone out and drill the whole place like it’s a pornstar. That’s the whole vibe here: quiet town, loud trouble, and hot women who somehow all want to fuck the new loser in town. Story is simple enough to follow, text is not trying to be “smart”, and thank god, because half the time I was only paying attention when tits were on screen. You play as Nolan, or whatever dumb name you want, and you go around this town, chatting, flirting, picking choices that feel small, then suddenly you’re naked and there’s a hand on your cock, or her mouth, or both. And while your dick is busy, the game slips in all that drama with the company trying to buy the whole town like it’s some cheap app on Steam.

What I liked is how each girl is not just copy paste. Pick one, you lock yourself into her world, and the whole story bends around it. You go for the stacked office girl, you get late-night “planning meetings” where she’s on her knees under the desk, stroking you while talking about legal papers, then swallowing every drop and acting like nothing happened when someone knocks. Aim for the shy local girl, suddenly the conflict is softer, more small-town, more emotional, but she still ends up riding you slowly on a creaky bed, huge tits bouncing in your face while she tries to stay quiet so her neighbors don’t hear her moaning. There’s this one scene where you’re in a cheap motel, rain outside, and she’s jerking you off with lube, staring right into your eyes, biting her lip, then she leans down, takes you in her mouth, messy, deep, like she’s starving, and you can decide if you pull out and cum all over her tits or shove it deep and creampie her throat. The choices matter just enough that I was saving and going back like a lunatic, especially when the game hits you with “Are you sure?” before a big scene and you already have your pants halfway down.

Sex-wise it’s honestly kind of filthy in a good way. Boobs are big, sometimes almost stupid big, but I’m not complaining. There’s plenty of close-ups when she’s rubbing herself, fingers between her legs while she watches you stroke your dick, telling you not to stop. I had one path where the girl makes you sit on the couch and just watch her masturbate, slow, almost teasing, then she crawls between your legs and gives this sloppy blowjob, spit, gagging, her mascara a bit fucked, then pulls you out and guides you in raw, no condom bullshit, and you decide where to finish. Creampie is everywhere in this thing, which I kinda loved and also thought, ok, nobody here has heard of pregnancy, but whatever. Some parts drag a little, like long dialogue before the payoff, especially when all I wanted was to get to the next CG scene and bust, but then the game slaps you with a surprisingly sweet moment, like her falling asleep on your chest after, your cum leaking out of her, and I sat there thinking, yeah, alright, maybe this broken guy and this messy town are worth saving after all.

My save file is a mess. I keep reloading to see if the physics on the history teacher’s chest react differently when I use the x-ray power in the hallway versus the classroom. They don’t, but I’m not mad about it. The whole thing feels like a fever dream where you’re the only guy in a school that forgot to order uniforms for the female staff. You come back to town with a mysterious past, which is code for “I can stop time and my hands are rated E for Everyone.” The groping mechanic is less a subtle art and more a point-and-click adventure where the goal is to make the MILF librarian drop her books without a single line of dialogue changing. It’s so unpolished that character models sometimes clip through walls, but honestly, that just adds to the chaotic energy of a dude with superpowers who uses them exclusively for upskirt shots.

The harem assembly line is absurd. One minute you’re having a deep, brooding monologue about your dark past, the next a girl with impossibly big tits is teasing you because you stared for 0.3 seconds too long. The romance is written by someone who learned about love from a scrambled cable channel. You’ll pick a dialogue option that sounds supportive, and suddenly youre in a voyeurism scene that makes zero narrative sense. I wish the superpowers were used for literally anything else sometimes, like fighting a monster or, I dunno, passing a math test. But no, it’s all male domination fantasy where consent is a foggy concept. The 3dcg is stiff, the animations loop like a broken GIF, and I’ve played through the same “accidental” boob grab scene four times because the skip button is hidden in a menu that looks like a spreadsheet from 2004. Still chasing that peace the description promised, but all I’m finding is a lot of jiggle physics and a plot that’s thinner than the fabric on the nurse’s outfit. Big “my dad works at Nintendo” energy from the writing, but for porn. I’ll probably reload again. The librarian blinked weird. Might unlock something.