The whole thing starts with you picking an age and name like it matters. Customizable protagonist, sure, but then the game drops this weird girl on the roadside and suddenly you're playing house with someone who's apparently connected to hidden powers or whatever. The setup feels like twenty other games I've played on itch.io but then it throws a fishing minigame at you. A fishing minigame. And flyer distribution. Who asked for that.

Combat's in there too, which caught me off guard because I was busy trying to figure out how to get into someone's pants and suddenly I'm grinding stats like it's a proper RPG. The male protagonist thing is whatever but the lesbian content exists alongside it which creates this weird disconnect where you're managing relationships with girls who are also into girls while you're there being a dude. The sandbox lets you date multiple characters and each has their own storyline but the time management gets genuinely stressful. You're balancing money and emotions and trying to unlock over 100 events while also remembering to eat or whatever the life sim mechanics demand.

The voiced scenes help. Some of them anyway. The teasing tag is doing heavy lifting because half the appeal is the buildup before anything actually happens. Big tits are present and accounted for if that's your thing, and the vaginal sex scenes don't skimp on the explicit details. The 3DCG isn't going to win awards but it does the job when clothes start coming off. School setting means there's virgin characters to corrupt if you're into that whole progression fantasy. The management side of things, though, I wish the game would just pick a lane. Am I supposed to be unraveling this mystery about the girl's hidden power or grinding mini-games to afford dinner. Sometimes I'd be in the middle of a genuinely hot scene and remember I forgot to distribute flyers earlier and now my money's fucked.

The trial and error gameplay they warn about is real. You'll fail relationships because you didn't plan properly and that stings more than it should for a porn game. Don't expect to see everything in one run unless you're using a guide. Actually, use a guide. Some of the hidden events are buried behind specific time windows and if you miss them you're just out of luck. The dating sim elements work better than the adventure parts but neither feels fully committed to. What's weird is I kept playing anyway. Something about the chaos of juggling all these systems while trying to get laid creates this compulsive loop where you're always almost at the next scene. Just one more day. Just one more minigame. And then suddenly you've unlocked something explicit and forgot what you were worried about five minutes ago.

Chainsaw Love feels like somebody took a horny fever dream about Chainsaw Man, shoved it into a cheap mobile visual novel format and then accidentally made it way more fun than it has any right to be. You’re in this weird building at night, everything kinda quiet and tense, and then it’s just you and these three women who could absolutely ruin your life in the best and worst ways. It’s not trying to be classy. This thing is a dating sim where Love and Lust are basically your scoreboard, and half the time you’re pretending to care about conversation just so you can push those numbers high enough to see what happens when the clothes start to vanish. And yeah, the girls are exactly who you think they are: Himeno being all messy and dangerous and a little broken, Power acting like a horny goblin with big tits and zero shame, and Makima with that cold smile that makes you feel like you’re both pet and toy.

What I like is how low-key the whole thing is. You’re not running around, no big map, no grinding nonsense, just that building, those girls, and your choices. One minute you’re picking a “Talk” option where you’re trying to say something normal, like a decent human, the next you’re clicking “Flirt” and suddenly she’s leaning in, asking if you’re really that bold or just stupid. When I picked a more pervy answer with Himeno, she laughed, called me out, then still gave me this sloppy, half-drunken blowjob scene that looked like it came straight out of some cursed ai cg generator in the sexiest way. It’s rough, not perfect, but somehow that makes it hotter. Like, it feels wrong, but you still keep tapping. Power’s stripping parts are stupid and amazing at the same time: she talks big, throws her clothes off like it’s nothing, then complains about something random while she’s on her knees. I swear at one point I was supposed to feel romantic, and instead I was just laughing while also fully turned on.

The Lust gates are kind of annoying sometimes. You want to jump straight into oral or a special scene and the game is like “nah, you didn’t flirt enough, go talk more first”. But then you get a little hooked, trying to find the exact dialog chain that makes Makima drop her fake kindness and go full predator on you. Those moments where your choice actually flips the mood are the best: one wrong line and she treats you like a clueless dog; hit the right vibe and she gets close, makes you feel lucky, then reminds you she’s in control while she’s using your mouth or body for her own fun. The art is that ai 2dcg stuff that sometimes looks slightly cursed if you stare too hard, but when she’s swallowing you in some dim room and the camera is just focused on lips, tongue, spit, and those eyes, you stop caring real fast. I kinda wish there were more tiny reactions, like different lines if you fail, but whatever, I still keep replaying trying to unlock that one variation I probably imagined. Chainsaw Love is messy, horny, stupid, hot, and surprisingly cozy to open in a browser on your phone when you’re supposed to be doing something else.

Time travel is a mess. One minute you're picking classes for second year, the next you're in 1896 Goldfield County with nothing but your modern sensibilities and a rapidly dwindling sense of what the hell is going on. The game doesn't bother with a smooth transition. It just dumps you there. And honestly? The jank works. The whole thing feels like someone took a Ren'py template, spilled a bunch of RPG Maker combat on it, and then said "fuck it, let's add a shooter section." It's unpolished in a way that loops back around to charming, like finding a sticky magazine in an abandoned cabin.

The women. Right. There's this one scene early on with a saloon girl, big tits practically falling out of her corset, and she's supposed to be teaching you how to survive but the tutorial is just her grinding against you while explaining the stamina system. I spent way too long on that screen. The animations are 3DCG but they move like stop motion sometimes, which weirdly makes the ahegao faces more intense. Like a flipbook of pure degeneracy. The harem builds fast. Virgin deflowering, interracial scenes, a lot of creampie finishes. The exhibitionism stuff gets ridiculous. You'll be in the middle of town and suddenly there's a handjob happening behind the general store while the sheriff's wife watches. Voyeurism is basically a mechanic at this point.

Combat is... there. It's a shooter? Sometimes? You'll be blasting bandits and then the game remembers it's also an RPG and throws stats at you. The sandbox elements mean you can just ignore the main quest and chase skirts for hours. I wish the anal scenes weren't locked behind so much progression. That's never changing. The stripping animations are stiff but the teasing dialogue is surprisingly filthy. Male protagonist, POV shots during oral, the whole thing is a sticky fever dream of 1890s debauchery. Prostitution is just another Tuesday here. The big ass on the banker's daughter lives rent free in my head. Something about the way the light hits the 3DCG models. It's not good, but it's good, you know?

The landlady’s ass is the first thing you notice, like a physics engine bug that someone decided to keep. Jimmy Awkward Adventures doesn’t pretend to be anything but a lockdown fantasy with 3DCG bodies that jiggle a little too long after the movement stops. You play Jimmy, jobless gamer, stuck in a house with his landlady and three roommates, and somehow a pandemic becomes the excuse for every pair of shorts to ride up.

The limbo mechanic is weird. You click a thing, screen goes fuzzy, and suddenly you’re seeing through walls or into someone’s shower. I still don’t understand if it’s supposed to be astral projection or just Jimmy being a perv with a camera app. Doesn’t matter. The voyeur scenes land because the game leans into awkwardness, a roommate walking in at the wrong time, a hand lingering too long on a thigh. The corruption tag is doing heavy lifting but the dialogue sometimes sounds like it was translated through three languages and then typed with one hand.

The humor helps. Jimmy’s inner monologue is dumb in a way that made me snort once, something about his landlord’s tits being a rent subsidy. There’s a scene with the landlady in the kitchen where she bends over to pick up a spoon and the game just holds on it for like eight seconds. You know what you’re getting.

Wish there were more roommates early on. One of them barely shows up before the midpoint and her route feels rushed, like they ran out of lockdown days. Also the UI has this tiny font that I squinted at and then just stopped reading. But the big ass tag is not lying. If you want a game where every woman over thirty has a gravitational pull, this works. Just don’t expect the plot to explain the limbo thing ever. It won’t.

You ever click on one of these games and just know, within the first three dialogue boxes, that the artist has a very specific thing they are obsessed with? Extra Inches, right from the title screen, is not subtle. The opening scene throws you into a conversation with a character named Finn, who has this sleepy bedroom voice and a body that makes you understand why the tag list is longer than my last grocery receipt. The proportions are absurd. We're talking about assets that would cause serious lower back issues in real life, rendered in a soft 2D style that feels like a horny fever dream you'd have after falling asleep watching an anime from the early 2000s.

The whole thing is a dating sim where you play a guy, but the dating pool is entirely futa and trap characters. It's one of those setups where the "male protagonist" tag feels almost ironic because you spend most of your time being the receptive party. There's a moment with a character named Kai, I think, where a simple handjob scene just... escalates. You choose a dialogue option that seems innocent, something like "let me help you with that," and the next screen is just a full-on oral fixation closeup with no warning. The game doesn't ease you in. it assumes you're already on board. The lack of polish actually helps here. the slightly janky transitions between expressions make the sudden shift to an anal scene feel more jarring in a good way, like you're flipping through someone's private sketchbook and they just got progressively more unhinged.

I wish the sound design was a thing that existed. It's silent, which makes the over-the-top visual moans feel a bit like watching a GIF with your speakers off. You know the "loud moaning" meme? That's the vibe. But then again, the dead quiet lets you focus on the anatomy. and there is a lot of anatomy to focus on. The game is basically a gallery of "what if that cute character had a dick" scenarios, and it delivers exactly that with the enthusiasm of a golden retriever humping a couch cushion. It's not trying to be a deep narrative experience, it's a delivery system for big tits and bigger surprises, and honestly, that's almost refreshing.

There’s this messy, horny, high school fever dream where you’re tossed out of your parents’ drama and parked at grandma’s place, and the game just kind of shrugs and says: “Okay, every girl in this town wants to mess with you now.” It’s a date sim, yeah, but half the fun is how it pretends to be about grades, chores, and walking around town, then suddenly you’re blackmailed into licking someone’s feet under a café table while her friend sits next to you pretending nothing’s happening. The girls here are not shy. You’ve got the cousin who went from childhood buddy to “holy shit, those tits are insane” in a few years, and she knows exactly how flustered you get when she leans over and her shirt rides low. There’s a teacher who toys with you like you’re a virgin toy she picked up out of boredom, making you kneel in her office and clean her heel with your tongue before she even thinks about letting you touch her thighs. A lot of scenes start “innocent” and then slide straight into filthy: a study group turns into a blowjob competition under the desk while you try not to moan too loud, a “friendly” workout at the gym ends with your face between sweaty cheeks, getting a forced rimjob lesson because “a good boy serves properly.”

What I like is how it doesn’t act like you’re some macho god. You’re often the plaything. The femdom vibe is strong. Some girls push you around with this sweet voice, calling you cute while they use your mouth, your hands, your cock like their personal equipment. One has you jerk her off with your tongue and fingers at the same time, threatening to leak your private pics to the whole school if you don’t swallow every drop when she squirts all over your face. Another girl only lets you fuck her if you first wash her feet in the bathtub, then jerk her off with them until you cum all over her soles, and she just laughs at how easily you obey. Anal and vaginal scenes show up once you’ve played your role well enough. There’s a threesome where you get pinned to the bed, one girl riding your face while the other slowly pushes your cock into her ass, both of them arguing over who gets to make you cum first, and you’re just stuck there, hands tied, feeling everything. The voyeur bits are sneaky too: peeking through a cracked door at two classmates going at it with a handjob and a sloppy rimjob, your hard-on pressing your pants while you try not to breathe too loud. Animations help a lot here, that little loop of her hips grinding down on you, ass clapping against your body, your cum shooting and her smirking like she fully owns you. Sometimes the pacing is weird, like you grind a minigame way too long just to unlock one extra blowjob angle, and I still don’t get why the map screen needs that tiny, stupid icon in the corner that looks clickable but does nothing. But when a big-titted bully corners you in a locker room, orders you to strip, strokes you with her feet until you’re shaking, then makes you lick your own mess off her toes while she records it for “insurance,” it’s kind of hard to stay mad at the small stuff.

The first thing that pissed me off was the UI. It’s this clunky, early 2010s mobile game mess where the buttons feel slightly off center, like they ported it directly from some sketchy APK site without optimizing. I’m tapping around, half annoyed, and then the nurse leans over in that first exam room scene. Her tits are just... absurd. 3DCG can go wrong so fast, but here the skin has this slight subsurface glow, like an old SexFriend mod I can’t stop myself from downloading even when I know the voice acting will be shit. I was still mad about the inventory icon that doesn’t highlight properly, but I was hard. Contradiction? Absolutely.

The plot kicks off with this hormone overload problem, right? Can’t get it up like a normal guy, so the treatment starts. The doctor talks with a flat tone that reminds me of those automated phone systems, and I almost closed the tab. But the animation cycle for the nurse’s handjob under the sheet is deliberate. Not smooth, mind you, but deliberate. Each frame lingers. I spent an unhealthy amount of time just watching the fabric bunch up around her wrist. Then came the housemate, talking about that forbidden line. There’s a late-night grope sequence where you’re basically mashing the screen, and the sound effect for the heavy breathing is layered over this subtle, wet oral noise in the background. Sound design is mostly stock groans, but that layering? Made my scalp tighten. They never resolve why the doc’s heels are click-clacking so loud in a carpeted bedroom though. Cheap foley track.

The guide character shows up and it’s straight into fantasy territory. Voyeur angles through a cracked door, sleep sex triggers where the tits don’t quite jiggle right, more of a stutter. Creampie animations have this low-res cumshot that somehow makes the domination path feel grimy perfect. The mobile game roots show in the limited harem management, three, maybe four at a time, and one virgin scene has a clipping issue with the pelvic bone. But the dominance dialogue trees? Felt my jaw go slack during a specific milf option. It's messy. It's broken in places. Playing in an incognito tab while your mouse isn’t working right. Can't stop thinking about that first grope animation.

The camera lingers on Elizabeth’s ass for a full ten seconds before she even says a word. That’s the kind of game this is. You know the one, that Unity engine sheen on everything, skin like polished plastic. I was alt-tabbing between this and some spreadsheet for work, half paying attention, when suddenly there’s a redhead niece and her aunt having a conversation that feels like it was translated through three different languages and back. The dialogue is stilted in a way that loops around to being hypnotic. “I will be staying here now because mother is on honeymoon.” Okay Jessica, sure.

Got distracted by the aunt’s business subplot. Something about a clothing franchise. Numbers on a screen. Honestly more compelling than the teasing scenes at first because my brain latched onto the absurdity. Then Jessica starts “accidentally” walking in on Elizabeth changing and I remembered oh right, this is a porn game. The masturbation scenes are where the 3DCG really shines, or doesn’t, depending on your tolerance for that specific dead-eyed stare. Elizabeth’s tits have their own physics engine, I swear. They move with a mind independent of her body. It’s almost art.

There’s a scene with oral that just… keeps going. I clicked through dialogue about store inventory and then boom, face between legs. The interracial tag is there but it’s more of a background detail, a husband mentioned in passing, the real heat is all in the house between these two women. Cheating is the whole point, the air thick with it. The big ass tag is not lying. At one point I forgot I was supposed to be reviewing this and just stared at the screen, not aroused, just sort of clinically fascinated by how a polygon can jiggle for so long. The game crashed when I tried to load a save. I didn’t bother reopening it. Still thinking about that clothing store profit margin though.

Doctor Stern's tits are a monument to bad decisions and I mean that as the highest compliment. The whole setup is ridiculous. Lost phone, late train, new landlady who looks like she could crush a watermelon between her thighs. And then you're supposed to just... go to work? On a Sunday evening? The game knows exactly what it's doing, dangling all this plush middle aged flesh in front of you while pretending there's a pharmaceutical plot somewhere in the background. There isn't. There's just women built like brick houses who want to sit on your face.

The receptionist, god. She's got this way of looking at you over her glasses that made me forget what a Palmer Pharma even produces. Something about the way the 3D models jiggle, it's not realistic but it's better than realistic. Like a memory of what porn should feel like. You pick dialogue options and suddenly you're getting jerked off in a supply closet while she whispers about how the boss can't find out. The handjob animation loops weirdly, three frames maybe, but honestly who cares when her wedding ring is still on and she's making that face. The game doesn't animate mouths during blowjobs. I noticed it immediately and then five minutes later I didn't care at all. That's the whole experience really. Technical jank that somehow loops back around to being charming.

Multiple endings supposedly but I've only found two and both involved the landlady walking in at the worst possible moment. The lab assistant path is where the real filth hides though. She starts all professional, lab coat buttoned up, talking about protocols. Twenty minutes later she's got her massive ass pressed against the centrifuge and you're learning things about yourself. The writing is surprisingly decent for something that's basically just setup for the next sex scene. Characters have actual personalities beyond their cup sizes. The barmaid remembers things you told her three scenes ago. That shouldn't be impressive but here we are. The game's still in development or something, some endings aren't done yet. The saleslady's route just... stops. Right when it was getting interesting with the hotel room and the champagne. Maybe that's fixed now. I should check.