Sissified Husband of Evelyn v1.0c
Meet Francis, happily married to Evelyn. You hold down a good position at a large firm, and you juggle a busy schedule loaded with activities. But then one day, everything changes.
You discover your employer has been deceiving you, and the law starts closing in on you. You start to see that Evelyn is far different from the fragile wife you believed.
With money tight, Evelyn starts working a new job, and something about her new gig sets off alarm bells. That new manager of hers is well-known for his charm and lecherous ways.
Everything feels like it’s unraveling fast. Can you handle the truth behind Evelyn’s new job? Are you willing to risk everything to save what you have?
How you respond will change the course of your story. Immerse yourself in a raw game of secrets, seduction, and dangerous liaisons. One wrong step could doom you – how far will you go to protect what’s yours?
Brace yourself for an intense ride where nothing is as it seems. Start the game and choose your path through love, loss, and raw desire.
You discover your employer has been deceiving you, and the law starts closing in on you. You start to see that Evelyn is far different from the fragile wife you believed.
With money tight, Evelyn starts working a new job, and something about her new gig sets off alarm bells. That new manager of hers is well-known for his charm and lecherous ways.
Everything feels like it’s unraveling fast. Can you handle the truth behind Evelyn’s new job? Are you willing to risk everything to save what you have?
How you respond will change the course of your story. Immerse yourself in a raw game of secrets, seduction, and dangerous liaisons. One wrong step could doom you – how far will you go to protect what’s yours?
Brace yourself for an intense ride where nothing is as it seems. Start the game and choose your path through love, loss, and raw desire.
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👁 2.1K
★★★★★
Cypris v0.2
Therapist guy in this one is exactly the kind of dude who writes “professional only” in his profile, then stares at his own reflection too long. You start in his office, trying to act all serious while this stacked blonde sits across from you, boobs basically yelling “fix me, doctor” louder than any actual trauma she has. On paper he wants to help her. In practice he’s trying not to pop a boner while she talks about feeling “empty” and “confused” and uses the word “naughty” way too many times for a normal session. The funny part is that at first you kinda feel bad for her, because she’s clearly not a brain genius, but then the game starts showing how easily she lets you poke around in her head, and suddenly it feels less like therapy and more like tuning a porn radio. And yeah, your buddy is in your ear most of the time, like that one friend on Discord who always says “bro, nothing wrong with a little fun,” which is exactly the worst person to listen to when you have access to fragile women and prescription pads.
The corruption is not subtle. It crawls in slow, with those “just suggest a small thing” moments. First you nudge her to dress a bit more sexy, just to “boost her confidence,” then you tell her masturbation is healthy homework and she takes it way more literally than you expected. There’s this one scene where she comes back, super proud, like a student who did all her assignments, and starts describing exactly what she did with her fingers the night before, blushing and smiling at the same time. You’re trying to click the dialogue options while also thinking “ok, this is messed up” and also “please keep talking.” The game knows this. It keeps tossing you that mix of guilt and horniness like a tennis ball. And then there’s the milf client, older, more self aware, but still with those ridiculous curves that look like somebody slid the body slider in character creator too far and said “perfect.” With her you get more of that cheating angle, netori stuff, where you’re halfway listening to her complain about her husband while picturing how easily you can turn her into your personal stress toy. Her scenes feel less fragile, more “I know exactly what I’m doing and I still let you.” Which somehow makes it worse and hotter at same time.
The 3D models are that specific kind of shiny, like everything was made to be touched with greasy hands. Big tits everywhere, gravity is a rumor, nipples trying to escape every outfit. There’s a nice detail when the bimbo stuff really kicks in, you can see the light kind of go out behind the blonde’s eyes a bit more, while her smile gets wider. She starts repeating your phrases back in this sugary way, misusing words, trying to act “smart” because you told her she was, and it hits that mix of ridiculous and erotic so hard I had to pause once just to laugh. The game lets you be as much of an asshole as you feel like. You can push her to dress like a walking sex toy, encourage her to show off her body so “everyone appreciates her,” then pretend it’s part of her healing. There’s a moment where she sends you a selfie, clearly taken in some bathroom, lips pouted, tits pushed up like they’re auditioning, and you know you’re the reason she thinks that’s what value looks like. Your buddy keeps dropping comments about how you’d be stupid not to tap that, and the worst part is that the UI gives you options that are all bad in different flavors. Even the “kinder” choices are still about guiding her deeper into that dumb, horny, obedient place. If you’re into watching a brain slowly traded for boobs and attention, this hits right in that guilty pleasure zone, like scrolling Pornhub on incognito while promising yourself you’ll touch grass after “just one more scene.”
The corruption is not subtle. It crawls in slow, with those “just suggest a small thing” moments. First you nudge her to dress a bit more sexy, just to “boost her confidence,” then you tell her masturbation is healthy homework and she takes it way more literally than you expected. There’s this one scene where she comes back, super proud, like a student who did all her assignments, and starts describing exactly what she did with her fingers the night before, blushing and smiling at the same time. You’re trying to click the dialogue options while also thinking “ok, this is messed up” and also “please keep talking.” The game knows this. It keeps tossing you that mix of guilt and horniness like a tennis ball. And then there’s the milf client, older, more self aware, but still with those ridiculous curves that look like somebody slid the body slider in character creator too far and said “perfect.” With her you get more of that cheating angle, netori stuff, where you’re halfway listening to her complain about her husband while picturing how easily you can turn her into your personal stress toy. Her scenes feel less fragile, more “I know exactly what I’m doing and I still let you.” Which somehow makes it worse and hotter at same time.
The 3D models are that specific kind of shiny, like everything was made to be touched with greasy hands. Big tits everywhere, gravity is a rumor, nipples trying to escape every outfit. There’s a nice detail when the bimbo stuff really kicks in, you can see the light kind of go out behind the blonde’s eyes a bit more, while her smile gets wider. She starts repeating your phrases back in this sugary way, misusing words, trying to act “smart” because you told her she was, and it hits that mix of ridiculous and erotic so hard I had to pause once just to laugh. The game lets you be as much of an asshole as you feel like. You can push her to dress like a walking sex toy, encourage her to show off her body so “everyone appreciates her,” then pretend it’s part of her healing. There’s a moment where she sends you a selfie, clearly taken in some bathroom, lips pouted, tits pushed up like they’re auditioning, and you know you’re the reason she thinks that’s what value looks like. Your buddy keeps dropping comments about how you’d be stupid not to tap that, and the worst part is that the UI gives you options that are all bad in different flavors. Even the “kinder” choices are still about guiding her deeper into that dumb, horny, obedient place. If you’re into watching a brain slowly traded for boobs and attention, this hits right in that guilty pleasure zone, like scrolling Pornhub on incognito while promising yourself you’ll touch grass after “just one more scene.”
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👁 661
💬 3
★★★★★
Aeon’s Echo
Feast your eyes on Hentai artwork in the form of amazing 2D animations that are uncensored! With a wide variety, going from MILFs to crazy college girls to offer, Heavy Metal Babes is sure to satisfy your kinkiest desires all. Get to know your companions inside and out by conversing with them across the story. What nicer thing to do than sexting and fucking?
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★★★★★
The Art of Diplomacy and... Love v0.16
Right, this court is full of thirsty women and I'm supposed to be a lord? My ass. The moment that redhead countess leans over the table with those massive... tracts of land, I forgot the whole plot about being a drifter in a stolen coat. The 3DCG is rough, like someone discovered blonde hair meshes in 2014 and never looked back, but that jank somehow makes the big tits pop more. There's a scene with a servant girl in the pantry where her big ass clips through the bread rack and I snorted my drink. Then the CG hentai kicks in and oh, it's suddenly very serious about the boobs. Each nipple is rendered like its own character with a backstory.
The romance path with the vizier's daughter had me losing my mind because I kept messing up dialogue choices, thinking I'm slick, and she'd get this plastic stare. The male protagonist is supposed to be smooth but my man looks constipated half the time. I wish there was an option to just admit you're a peasant and see if anyone respects the grind. That's not happening. Instead you're stuck doing courtly bowing minigames between sex scenes.
What was I saying? Oh, the inherent contradiction in medieval hentai where stockings haven't been invented yet but everyone's wearing them. The fantasy tag is doing heavy lifting there. The whole masquerade plot is basically an excuse to get caught in compromising positions, like that one time the count's niece walks in while you're... let's say inspecting the rafters. It's the kind of game where you accept the premise or you log off and go outside. I accepted. I regret nothing. I do wish the animations didn't loop like a broken GIF but at this point it feels intentional, like a shitpost that accidentally goes hard.
The romance path with the vizier's daughter had me losing my mind because I kept messing up dialogue choices, thinking I'm slick, and she'd get this plastic stare. The male protagonist is supposed to be smooth but my man looks constipated half the time. I wish there was an option to just admit you're a peasant and see if anyone respects the grind. That's not happening. Instead you're stuck doing courtly bowing minigames between sex scenes.
What was I saying? Oh, the inherent contradiction in medieval hentai where stockings haven't been invented yet but everyone's wearing them. The fantasy tag is doing heavy lifting there. The whole masquerade plot is basically an excuse to get caught in compromising positions, like that one time the count's niece walks in while you're... let's say inspecting the rafters. It's the kind of game where you accept the premise or you log off and go outside. I accepted. I regret nothing. I do wish the animations didn't loop like a broken GIF but at this point it feels intentional, like a shitpost that accidentally goes hard.
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👁 429
★☆☆☆☆
The Wild Boy v0.04
The wolf mom has massive fucking tits. That's where my brain got stuck for like twenty minutes, just staring at the character model during the intro. This game, right, it's about a kid raised by wolves who gets dumped back into human society, and the first thing you notice isn't the weird premise or the janky animations. It's the absolutely ridiculous proportions on every female character. The goth teen sister, the blonde milf who I guess is the biological mom, all of them walking around with chests that defy physics and asses you could rest a drink on. The 3DCG is rough, deliberately so maybe, like someone learned Blender last month and decided to make their very specific fantasy.
The groping mechanic is basically the whole game. You sneak around this house, and there's a voyeurism system where you peek through keyholes at the goth girl changing into lingerie, or the mom in her room. The incest angle is right there, no subtlety, the wild boy doesn't understand boundaries so you just... touch. Click on body parts. The big boobs react with this weird rubbery bounce that's both hilarious and somehow hot in a broken way. I spent way too long trying to trigger a scene with the brunette goth teen in this one specific hallway, the hitbox for interaction was so finicky I almost closed the tab. Almost.
What's frustrating is the game knows exactly what it is but still fumbles the landing sometimes. The male protagonist's feral backstory gets dropped for long stretches while you're just grinding affection meters or whatever. There's a moment where the blonde milf catches you staring and the dialogue is so stilted I laughed out loud, but then the next scene she's in this black lace thing and suddenly I don't care about grammar anymore. Wish there was more actual consequence to the wolf upbringing beyond being an excuse for the groping, but that's not changing. The big ass models are the point, the incest tension is the point, and honestly the whole thing feels like someone's very dedicated fetish project that accidentally got released. The lingerie renders are where the artist clearly spent all their time, everything else is just connective tissue.
The groping mechanic is basically the whole game. You sneak around this house, and there's a voyeurism system where you peek through keyholes at the goth girl changing into lingerie, or the mom in her room. The incest angle is right there, no subtlety, the wild boy doesn't understand boundaries so you just... touch. Click on body parts. The big boobs react with this weird rubbery bounce that's both hilarious and somehow hot in a broken way. I spent way too long trying to trigger a scene with the brunette goth teen in this one specific hallway, the hitbox for interaction was so finicky I almost closed the tab. Almost.
What's frustrating is the game knows exactly what it is but still fumbles the landing sometimes. The male protagonist's feral backstory gets dropped for long stretches while you're just grinding affection meters or whatever. There's a moment where the blonde milf catches you staring and the dialogue is so stilted I laughed out loud, but then the next scene she's in this black lace thing and suddenly I don't care about grammar anymore. Wish there was more actual consequence to the wolf upbringing beyond being an excuse for the groping, but that's not changing. The big ass models are the point, the incest tension is the point, and honestly the whole thing feels like someone's very dedicated fetish project that accidentally got released. The lingerie renders are where the artist clearly spent all their time, everything else is just connective tissue.
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👁 2.4K
★★★☆☆
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Lucky Mark v0.25
I have a thing about the quest tracker in this port. It's better than the original, yeah, but sometimes it just... forgets. Like, I was supposed to be spying on the boss's wife, the blonde with the absolutely massive rack, and the tracker just blanked out. I had to reload. Annoying as shit. Anyway, the whole setup is you're this young dev who moves into this rich family's house, right? And the boss is a control freak, the wife is this sharp-tongued goddess with tits that defy physics, and the daughter is locked away like some princess in a tower. The 3DCG isn't remastered or anything, it's still got that kinda clunky early 2000s render look, which honestly makes the voyeur scenes feel dirtier in a way I can't explain. Like finding an old porno mag in the woods.
I spent way too long just replaying the early mornings when the wife is in the kitchen. There's this one angle where she bends over to get something from a low cabinet and her shirt just... I mean, you know what happens. The sandbox stuff lets you basically camp outside her room or follow her around the house. My sleep schedule got messed up because I was trying to trigger a specific event with the daughter that only happens late in the game. Something about a locked door and a key you get from snooping in the boss's study. I wish the stats management wasn't so fiddly, even with the reduction option they added. Having to constantly keep my stress down just to keep peeping felt like a job, which is ironic given the plot. The NTR toggle is right there in the menu though, so at least you can avoid that mess if you just want to be a creep on your own terms.
The English in this fan port is way better than whatever machine-translated nonsense was in the original Super Alex version. I remember trying that one years ago on F95 and just giving up because the dialogue made my head hurt. This one actually has the boss's wife calling you pathetic in a way that makes you feel something. The name editor is a small thing but renaming the daughter to an ex's name was a bad idea for my mental health. Don't do that. There's a visual novel mode too but I never used it, seems like it would kill the whole point of creeping around corners. Oh, and the optional cheats are in a weird spot in the settings, took me twenty minutes to find them even though the notes say version 0.35. I just wanted to see the blonde's scenes without the grind, sue me.
I spent way too long just replaying the early mornings when the wife is in the kitchen. There's this one angle where she bends over to get something from a low cabinet and her shirt just... I mean, you know what happens. The sandbox stuff lets you basically camp outside her room or follow her around the house. My sleep schedule got messed up because I was trying to trigger a specific event with the daughter that only happens late in the game. Something about a locked door and a key you get from snooping in the boss's study. I wish the stats management wasn't so fiddly, even with the reduction option they added. Having to constantly keep my stress down just to keep peeping felt like a job, which is ironic given the plot. The NTR toggle is right there in the menu though, so at least you can avoid that mess if you just want to be a creep on your own terms.
The English in this fan port is way better than whatever machine-translated nonsense was in the original Super Alex version. I remember trying that one years ago on F95 and just giving up because the dialogue made my head hurt. This one actually has the boss's wife calling you pathetic in a way that makes you feel something. The name editor is a small thing but renaming the daughter to an ex's name was a bad idea for my mental health. Don't do that. There's a visual novel mode too but I never used it, seems like it would kill the whole point of creeping around corners. Oh, and the optional cheats are in a weird spot in the settings, took me twenty minutes to find them even though the notes say version 0.35. I just wanted to see the blonde's scenes without the grind, sue me.
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👁 621
★★★★★
Star vs The Desires of University v0.1.0a
Star Butterfly in a university visual novel. My brain shorted out for a second. Not the cartoon, the fangame thing where she's older and everyone from Mewni is doing college stuff. Fine. I got maybe twenty minutes between putting the kid down and the dryer buzzer going off.
The Renpy setup means clicking through dialogue. Some paths lead to a blowjob scene in an abandoned classroom with Star. Others to Jackie or Janna, I forget. Whole thing is rough, like deliberately unpolished. Sprites look traced. Dialogue boxes have spelling errors. But the weird thing is it works for the vibe. Feels like finding a sketchy comic at a convention, not a polished eroge.
There's this one scene where Marco is talking about how Earth and Mewni merged eight years ago and everyone just accepted it like taxes. Then suddenly you're picking dialogue options for Star to flash someone behind the library stacks. The tonal whiplash is insane. I laughed once, then felt weird about laughing because the next screen was a closeup of her tits with the old cartoon art style stretched over them.
The whole thing runs in a browser tab. No install, no storage. Just click and go. Which is good because I keep clearing my history anyway.
Wish the blonde tag meant more characters. It's mostly Star. And the student setting is wasted, could have done more with the campus. But whatever. It's a fangame parody with hentai scenes and nostalgia triggers for people who watched the show at a very specific age. Not balanced, not deep, not even finished feeling.
Dryer's done.
The Renpy setup means clicking through dialogue. Some paths lead to a blowjob scene in an abandoned classroom with Star. Others to Jackie or Janna, I forget. Whole thing is rough, like deliberately unpolished. Sprites look traced. Dialogue boxes have spelling errors. But the weird thing is it works for the vibe. Feels like finding a sketchy comic at a convention, not a polished eroge.
There's this one scene where Marco is talking about how Earth and Mewni merged eight years ago and everyone just accepted it like taxes. Then suddenly you're picking dialogue options for Star to flash someone behind the library stacks. The tonal whiplash is insane. I laughed once, then felt weird about laughing because the next screen was a closeup of her tits with the old cartoon art style stretched over them.
The whole thing runs in a browser tab. No install, no storage. Just click and go. Which is good because I keep clearing my history anyway.
Wish the blonde tag meant more characters. It's mostly Star. And the student setting is wasted, could have done more with the campus. But whatever. It's a fangame parody with hentai scenes and nostalgia triggers for people who watched the show at a very specific age. Not balanced, not deep, not even finished feeling.
Dryer's done.
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👁 1.9K
★★★★☆
Deck of Hearts v0.02a
Three words: messy, horny, surprising. That’s honestly how it felt. You start thinking it’s just some teasing card-game thing, but then it turns into this weird little story where every hand you play unwraps someone’s secret. The AI-drawn girls look too perfect at first - like they’d never talk back - but the text makes them feel alive, almost mean sometimes. I liked the redhead the most, though her lines read like she’s pretending not to care when she clearly does. The blonde’s bigger than life, literally, and the game knows it, keeps making you notice her every time she’s on screen. It’s funny how the words end up hotter than the pictures. I actually forgot it was a card mechanic for a bit - got too caught up in her “accidental” touches and her fake little gasps that felt way realer than they should.
What’s weird is how one scene flips from flirty to filthy in a blink. You’re reading some casual exchange, then bam - you’re in a moment that almost feels wrong, but you keep clicking anyway because the writing dares you to. The cards you play don’t just change what happens; they kind of change *who you are* for a few minutes. One card makes you bold, another makes you sneaky, and when you pull the right one it’s like the game’s whispering you did something bad and got away with it. I hated that the text box sometimes skipped ahead before I finished reading, though. Maybe that’s part of the point - like losing control is sexy now? Doesn’t matter, I still replayed that scene with the brunette, the one where she’s laughing but you can tell she wants it rougher. The writing isn’t art, it’s heat trapped in short sentences. And it works. It shouldn’t, but it really does.
I don’t know if I loved it or if it just messed with me. Probably both. And I kinda don’t want them to fix anything. The clumsy parts make it feel like someone real made it, not a factory dream.
What’s weird is how one scene flips from flirty to filthy in a blink. You’re reading some casual exchange, then bam - you’re in a moment that almost feels wrong, but you keep clicking anyway because the writing dares you to. The cards you play don’t just change what happens; they kind of change *who you are* for a few minutes. One card makes you bold, another makes you sneaky, and when you pull the right one it’s like the game’s whispering you did something bad and got away with it. I hated that the text box sometimes skipped ahead before I finished reading, though. Maybe that’s part of the point - like losing control is sexy now? Doesn’t matter, I still replayed that scene with the brunette, the one where she’s laughing but you can tell she wants it rougher. The writing isn’t art, it’s heat trapped in short sentences. And it works. It shouldn’t, but it really does.
I don’t know if I loved it or if it just messed with me. Probably both. And I kinda don’t want them to fix anything. The clumsy parts make it feel like someone real made it, not a factory dream.
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💬 1
★★★★☆
Our Red String vv14.1.3
This game caught me off guard honestly. Started playing because I was bored and curious about these choice-based adult games everyone talks about, but Red String actually made me think about my own messy relationships. You control both Lena and Ian - she's this aspiring writer dealing with a cheating ex, he's trying to make it as an artist while nursing his own broken heart. What gets interesting is how their stories weave together, and damn, the choices you make for one character affect the other in ways you don't expect.
The corruption mechanics work differently than most games I've tried. Instead of just clicking "be slutty" or "be good," your decisions feel more... realistic? Like when Lena's at a party and some guy starts groping her, you're not just picking between "slap him" or "enjoy it." The game gives you this whole spectrum of reactions that actually make sense for someone in that situation. Same with Ian - his dating sim elements don't feel like typical hentai game bullshit where every woman throws herself at you. The romance builds naturally, or doesn't, depending on how you play him. Though I gotta say, some of the threesome scenes with his friends got pretty intense. Didn't expect the double penetration content to be so... detailed.
What really hooked me was how the cheating storylines develop. Both characters can end up in these morally gray situations where you understand why they're making bad choices, even if you don't agree with them. The blonde character (forgot her name) has this whole domination thing going on that leads to some wild scenes if you let it. And the redhead... fuck, her corruption path is something else entirely. The big cock content isn't just thrown in for shock value either - it actually serves the story when characters are exploring their limits. Sometimes I'd make a choice thinking I was being romantic, only to realize I'd pushed someone toward betrayal instead. That's the kind of tangled mess the description warns about, and honestly? It works.
The corruption mechanics work differently than most games I've tried. Instead of just clicking "be slutty" or "be good," your decisions feel more... realistic? Like when Lena's at a party and some guy starts groping her, you're not just picking between "slap him" or "enjoy it." The game gives you this whole spectrum of reactions that actually make sense for someone in that situation. Same with Ian - his dating sim elements don't feel like typical hentai game bullshit where every woman throws herself at you. The romance builds naturally, or doesn't, depending on how you play him. Though I gotta say, some of the threesome scenes with his friends got pretty intense. Didn't expect the double penetration content to be so... detailed.
What really hooked me was how the cheating storylines develop. Both characters can end up in these morally gray situations where you understand why they're making bad choices, even if you don't agree with them. The blonde character (forgot her name) has this whole domination thing going on that leads to some wild scenes if you let it. And the redhead... fuck, her corruption path is something else entirely. The big cock content isn't just thrown in for shock value either - it actually serves the story when characters are exploring their limits. Sometimes I'd make a choice thinking I was being romantic, only to realize I'd pushed someone toward betrayal instead. That's the kind of tangled mess the description warns about, and honestly? It works.
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👁 2.7K
★★★☆☆
Formula Zero v0.01a
The first time you get your dick sucked by a blonde with tits like airbags it’s in the back of a hauler after a practice lap. She doesn’t even wipe the grease off her hands. That’s the kind of game this is. You think you’re here for the racing, the team rivalry, the whole “carrying the weight of your past” thing, but the game knows you’re really just waiting for the next scene where a brunette mechanic with a permanent scowl decides your victory celebration should happen in the pit lane. The 3DCG is... present. Faces sometimes look like they’re melting off the bone, especially during the more intense moments, but the bodies? Yeah, the bodies deliver. The physics on the big boobs are frankly more realistic than the car handling.
The racing itself is a strange little minigame you suffer through between blowjobs. I got lapped three times because I was distracted thinking about the team owner, a MILF who clearly hasn’t worn a bra since the 90s. There’s a whole subplot about a rivalry with some other driver, but honestly I kept forgetting his name. I just wanted him to crash so I could get back to the twins. Yes, twins. A sporty one and a teasing one. The dialogue is pure nonsense, something about proving myself on the track, but the moaning is top-tier. I wish the game would just admit it’s a porn slideshow and drop the pretense of a career mode. But it won’t.
I uninstalled a different kart racer on my phone, the one with the plumber, because this made it feel pointless. Here’s my advice: lose every race on purpose. The disappointment scenes unlock way faster and the brunette’s “consolation” is the juiciest content in the whole download. If you’re the type who gets a stiffy from a low-polygon model whispering about torque ratios while unzipping your fire suit, this will ruin you. Just don’t expect the actual sport to make any sense. I still don’t know what Formula Junior is.
The racing itself is a strange little minigame you suffer through between blowjobs. I got lapped three times because I was distracted thinking about the team owner, a MILF who clearly hasn’t worn a bra since the 90s. There’s a whole subplot about a rivalry with some other driver, but honestly I kept forgetting his name. I just wanted him to crash so I could get back to the twins. Yes, twins. A sporty one and a teasing one. The dialogue is pure nonsense, something about proving myself on the track, but the moaning is top-tier. I wish the game would just admit it’s a porn slideshow and drop the pretense of a career mode. But it won’t.
I uninstalled a different kart racer on my phone, the one with the plumber, because this made it feel pointless. Here’s my advice: lose every race on purpose. The disappointment scenes unlock way faster and the brunette’s “consolation” is the juiciest content in the whole download. If you’re the type who gets a stiffy from a low-polygon model whispering about torque ratios while unzipping your fire suit, this will ruin you. Just don’t expect the actual sport to make any sense. I still don’t know what Formula Junior is.
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👁 534
★★★☆☆
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