First thing that hit me with this one was how weird it felt to be a parent who kind of knows Sword Art Online, watching a very horny copy of that world where the girl that clearly looks like Asuna has her tits bouncing in an outfit no school would ever allow. It looks like half MMO adventure, half cheating nightmare, and my brain kept switching between “this is hot” and “if my kid ever finds this in my browser history I move to another country.” The VR game world looks like that classic fantasy thing: swords, monsters, flashy turn based combat numbers popping up while you hit some ugly beast. Then suddenly the camera forgets the monster and is just staring at the heroine’s huge boobs while she’s mid-skill animation, and she moans like she’s not quite sure if she is fighting or getting fucked. Honestly reminded me of when Chrome freezes on some porn site and the sound keeps looping. Except here it is on purpose.

Story tries to act like wholesome at first. You’re the nice boyfriend, playing MMO with your cute school-age lover who has that big ass, big tits combo that is everywhere in these Japanese 3dcg games. The two of you go on dates, kiss, she blushes, all of that. Then comes this guy with the broken stealth skill, Inoda, and everything starts to feel slimy in a very specific netorare way. He is useless in battle, his damage is trash, but because of that stealth thing he starts showing up in places he really should not. Like, in game he “helps” by sneaking around, scouting, pretending to protect her. Outside the game, suddenly he appears behind school buildings, in corridors, in your usual date spots. The camera likes to show his POV as he watches her skirt from low angle, you see the white panties, the line of her pussy, and the game just goes all in on voyeurism. There was one scene that stuck with me: you are supposed to grind mobs together, but the quest drags, and she wanders off with him to “talk about builds.” Then cut, you see her pressed against a tree in the VR forest, her tits out, and his hand groping her while you are still killing slimes on another side of the map like an idiot.

Sex itself is not shy at all. They build up with teasing and groping, a lot of hands under her uniform in both school hallways and in the MMO town alleys, and she keeps gasping “stop, someone will see” while at the same time pressing his fingers deeper between her legs. There is animated blowjob with her on her knees, drool everywhere, his dick shining with spit as she chokes a bit and then gets into it so hard it feels like she forgot she has a boyfriend at all. The game loves oral sex, almost too much, there are long scenes of her licking the shaft slowly, staring up with those guilty eyes that say “I’m sorry” and her mouth that says “give me more.” Handjob stuff appears in little moments, like inside a movie theater in real life, her jerking him off under a coat while the screen reflects in her eyes, and your character is sitting somewhere else texting her. Vaginal sex and creampie are shown very up close, no mosaic here, you see the dick going in, the pussy stretching, the white cum leaking out while she trembles and quietly calls his name instead of yours. First time it happens in the VR world, on a bed in some inn, everything warm lighted, like a honeymoon that is not yours. Later it happens in a school classroom, skirt pushed up, desk shaking. That second one pissed me off more than the fantasy one, for some reason.

What really got under my skin was how slowly they make her drift. She doesn’t jump from faithful to full-on cheating at once. It starts with exhibitionism “for fun” during grinding: she lifts her armor chest piece so you can see nipples while you two think you are alone, then it “accidentally” happens when Inoda is stealthed nearby. Then she “forgets” to pull her panties back up after being touched and walks around the town hub with her wet pussy slightly visible when she sits. There is one fight where she gets captured by a monster, tentacle style but not fully crazy, just enough to rip her clothes and squeeze her tits, and instead of panicking she starts to moan in that way that makes you wonder if the game dev has kids or ever talked to a woman. It almost annoyed me, but I still watched every frame. That is the part that makes me feel strange as a parent: I check parental controls on Netflix, but here I am, staring at a schoolgirl model getting creampied from behind while holding a sword in her hand like some twisted Asuna cosplay. And of course, I kept going because my curiosity is stupid and stronger than my shame. I just wish they didn’t make the boyfriend so damn passive. Let him rage, let him swing his sword at this sneaky bastard, instead of just watching from shadows like me staring at my screen with one hand in my pants and the other hovering over Alt+Tab, pretending I still have the moral high ground.

Sometimes it can be far tougher to stay under the radar at senior high school than sneaking into a secret facility. Blending in with the crowd might actually be harder than infiltrating a global criminal syndicate. Imagine how difficult it is to walk down the hall wearing last season’s skirt while everyone’s eyes are on you, compared to studying a group of muscle-bound gangsters in a tight bodysuit.

But that’s exactly what your girls from "Absolutely Spies" do all the time - whatever’s hard, they turn into a walk in the park! These girls don’t just blend in; they own every room, every hallway, every dangerous scenario. They’re not just spies - they’re masters of disguise, deception, and daring moves that leave everyone else breathless.

In this game, you step into their shoes, navigating the treacherous world of high school espionage where every glance could expose you and every wrong move could blow your cover. You’ll have to choose your outfits carefully because blending in isn’t just about looking the part - it’s about surviving the social minefield without raising suspicion. From dodging nosy teachers to outsmarting rival spies and even dealing with unexpected crushes, the pressure is relentless.

You’ll sneak through crowded hallways, eavesdrop on secret conversations, and gather intel that could topple criminal empires - all while keeping your identity hidden. The tension is electric, and every decision counts. Do you risk drawing attention with a bold move, or play it safe and wait for the perfect moment? The choice is yours, and the stakes couldn’t be higher.

Get ready to dive deep into a world where teenage drama meets high-stakes espionage. Your mission: survive the chaos of high school, outwit dangerous enemies, and prove that nothing is too tough when you’ve got the skills of an Absolute Spy. Are you ready to take on the challenge and become the ultimate undercover agent? Step in, gear up, and show them what real stealth looks like.

Sophia’s whole vibe is that “perfect mom who really shouldn’t be doing the shit she’s doing, but you’re glad she does”. She moves into this big sunny city, big house, big yard, big everything, and yeah, her tits and ass fit the new climate way too well. At the start she’s just this polite, loyal wife, doing the good girl routine with her husband and kids around, but the game keeps poking her with situations where you go, “ok wait, if I click this, things are gonna get messy”. And then you click it anyway. One minute she’s sipping wine by the pool in some normal bikini, next minute the neighbor is “just passing by” and she’s stretching a bit too slow so he gets a full view of her curves. Half the fun is you watching other people watching her. Kinda fucked up, kinda hot. There’s this slow burn where she starts to feel how people stare at her, especially younger ones, and instead of shutting it down, you nudge her into playing with it. Short skirts, bending over, pretending she doesn’t notice when everyone clearly does. That’s the loop. It’s not about explosions, it’s about that tiny moment where you see her cheeks flush when someone catches her half-naked at the window and she doesn’t cover up right away.

What really sticks is the lesbian tension with Ellie. You know when two characters on screen are “just friends” but they look at each other like Pornhub tags? That. The game lets you build this secret little chain of scenes, starting super tame, like a “we just share a bed, nothing weird” thing, then some “haha, you have such big boobs” joking that turns into hands lingering too long, then suddenly Sophia is on her knees between Ellie’s legs and it’s like, ok, there’s no going back now. The last event after she forgives Logan hits kinda dirty in a good way, because you know the relationship is already cracked and you’re basically shoving Sophia deeper into cheating while still calling it “romance” in your head. She eats pussy like a woman who spent too many years pretending she didn’t want to. The camera loves close-ups: lips glistening, tongue sliding, thick thighs squeezing her face. And then later she goes home to her husband acting like nothing happened, maybe giving him a lazy blowjob while you remember how into it she was with Ellie instead. That contrast felt way more nasty than any random pounding scene.

What got me was how much of it is about being seen. Balcony scenes where she “accidentally” flashes her tits to a dude across the street. Masturbating with the curtains only half closed. Walking around the house in a shirt that barely covers anything while her own family is there. You pick the bolder options and she slowly becomes this exhibitionist milf that normal suburban people would act shocked about in public and then jerk off to in private. Some routes feel a bit dragged, like you’re just clicking through to reach the next time she drops to her knees and opens her mouth, but then the game hits you with a little moment, like her staring at herself in the bathroom mirror, spreading her pussy with her fingers, checking how wet she got from the last “innocent” encounter, and you kind of forget you were annoyed five clicks ago. Not every line lands, not every scene is perfect, but the mix of big tits, big ass, guilt, voyeur shit and that lesbian path with Ellie kind of worms into your brain. It’s messy in a human way, like watching someone slowly ruin their own “perfect life” and getting turned on the whole time.

Claire hits this big nameless city like every small town girl who watched too many movies and believed them a little too hard. She wants that actress life, the lights, the casting couches, the fucked up directors who tell her “you’re perfect for this role” with their eyes on her tits instead of her face. And you just sit there on your screen, watching her stumble into all this mess, poking at choices that feel like nudging a drunk friend toward either the bar or the bad decision guy in the corner. It starts all sweet and harmless, like, “aww, she’s chasing her dream,” then two clicks later you’re quietly hoping she says yes to some sketchy “private audition” in a hotel room that absolutely doesn’t look like any real agency office. The game pretends it’s romantic sometimes, with soft music and cheesy dates and all that, but the whole time you feel this little tension like, ok, who’s lying to who here.

The sex stuff feels like it grew naturally out of shit decisions, not just “oh, it’s sex scene time now.” Claire goes to one casting, the guy asks for “more emotion,” suddenly her shirt is on the floor and you’re watching her trying to convince herself this is professional. Her boobs are huge, by the way, but not in a cartoon way that breaks your brain. More in this “Instagram model who got too many sponsors” way. The camera loves them. Sometimes too much. There’s a scene in her crappy apartment, cheap couch, takeout box on the table, she’s on a video call with some producer, and he tells her to stand up and turn around. You’re just there, clicking the option to let him record it, even though she clearly hesitates. That moment hit me harder than all the normal VN stuff. Felt wrong. Felt hot. Felt like both at the same time, which is kind of the whole game, honestly. Half romance, half “wow, that was basically cheating and I still clicked it.”

What got me hooked was all the voyeur-y bits. You don’t just see what Claire does, you see her being watched. Hidden cams in an agency office, that little red light in the corner of the screen that you sort of forget about, then later some creep shows her a recording of her getting railed and uses it to push her into more. There’s one balcony scene where she’s having “normal” sex with this guy who actually seems to care about her, soft kisses, nice words, all that Netflix couple energy, and the camera slowly pulls back to some neighbor with binoculars. That shit made me pause and stare like, ok, I’m technically the neighbor here too. Game loves putting you in that dirty spectator spot. You help guide Claire into romance, sure, but also into cheating on the one guy who treats her like a human, into fucking for roles, into weird situations where she’s half performing, half actually turned on. It’s messy, it’s uneven, sometimes the dialogue makes you roll your eyes, sometimes it hits way too close to those stories you scroll past on Twitter and pretend you didn’t see. But you keep clicking, because watching this girl try to balance dreams, love, and her own horny curiosity in a city that eats people like her for breakfast is way more addictive than it has any right to be.

Eva's phone keeps buzzing with notifications she never expected when she first moved to the city. What started as innocent selfies for her hometown boyfriend quickly spirals into something much more intense when she discovers how much attention her curves get online. The corruption mechanics here actually feel organic - you're not just clicking "be bad" buttons, but watching this small-town girl slowly realize the power her body holds over others.

The exhibitionism content builds naturally from nervous flashing in empty hallways to full-blown public displays that'll make you question if Eva's lost her mind or finally found herself. Her best friend becomes this weird enabler who keeps pushing boundaries, and honestly? The lesbian scenes between them hit different when you realize how much manipulation is involved. The blackmail storyline with her professor gets genuinely uncomfortable in the best way - dude's got photos of Eva's "study sessions" and uses them to turn her into his personal toy. The handjob scenes in his office while other students wait outside? Chef's kiss.

But here's where it gets messy - the dating sim elements feel half-baked compared to the corruption stuff. You'll spend forever trying to balance Eva's relationships while the real juice is in watching her dignity crumble piece by piece. The interracial content with her new city friends opens doors to scenarios that would've been impossible back in her conservative hometown. Male domination themes run deep here, from subtle workplace harassment that escalates to full ownership dynamics. Eva's transformation from innocent church girl to someone who masturbates in public bathrooms while sexting strangers is genuinely compelling. The cheating mechanics let you destroy her relationship in creative ways, though sometimes the guilt trips feel overdone. When she's finally stripping for cash to pay rent, you realize how far she's fallen - or risen, depending on your perspective.

This one feels like someone took a cheesy “marriage advice” clip from TikTok, mixed it with a horny otome drama, then just let it rot in the darkest corner of NTR hell. You’re shoved right into this paranoid husband’s head, and he’s not okay. His wife Sara is this soft-looking everyday milf type, nice curves, big tits filling out her casual clothes, nothing too crazy at first. They argue, he storms out, and that is where my cosplay brain went, “Ah, okay, this is the outfit arc.” Her home look, her slightly dressier “going out” look, the way her bra outline keeps peeking when she leans over the table, it all feels way too intentional. The story keeps zooming in on stupid little details: a strap slipping down her shoulder, how tight her skirt pulls around her ass when she bends, the faint lipstick stain on a glass that definitely wasn’t her husband’s. You know that feeling when you’re checking reference photos in Pinterest and you realize half of them are secretly porn screenshots? Yeah. That.

They drop Oscar on you in this almost casual way, like some harmless stranger, and then he starts showing up in every wrong place. The husband begins imagining things and the game does this great, nasty trick where you’re never sure what’s actually happening and what’s just his broken brain. One scene hit me pretty hard: he’s standing outside his own apartment door, listening. You’re only getting sound and a few little CG cuts. Sara’s voice, a guy’s low laugh, the soft wet rhythm that might be a blowjob or might be just your filthy brain filling gaps. Then suddenly the camera flips and you get this animated shot of her on her knees, breasts bouncing as she strokes a thick cock with both hands, spit shine all over, but you still have that doubt if it’s “real” or his fantasy. That mix of guilt and arousal works way too well. And the hidden sex stuff is everywhere. A door left half open, a shadow moving behind curtains, her adjusting her panties in public while texting “just a friend.” I liked how messy it is: vaginal sex, titfucks, creampies, oral, and those quick handjob scenes where her face is half-turned away like she doesn’t want to see what she’s doing. The actual NTR corruption comes more from small choices and “harmless” teasing than from some giant dramatic betrayal. She lets a guy grope her ass on a crowded train. She laughs when a coworker grabs her waist and doesn’t push him away. There is even one bathroom peeking moment where you catch her pressing her tits into another girl’s back, lips almost at her neck, so the lesbian tension is there too, just enough to make you crazy and then the scene cuts too fast, like someone hit Skip in the worst second.

What surprised me is how much it feels like a shitty relationship seminar wrapped in hentai. The husband keeps doing exactly what you’re not supposed to do. He spies, scrolls her phone, follows her like some discount detective, and each time the game kind of punishes him with a new scene where she gets a little bolder with other men. It never lectures you, it just shows you your worst fear and then adds one more hand on her thigh. I kinda hate him and feel bad for him at the same time. From a “costume” point of view, it’s actually great: you get uniforms, casual wife clothes, tight work skirts, even this half-ridiculous “sexy vacation” look with a loose shirt that keeps falling open so her big boobs flash in the sea breeze. The animated bits are rough in spots, some loops repeat so obviously it pulled me out for a second, and at one point her hair clip literally jumps sides between frames and I could not unsee it. There is this one throwaway policeman character too, who shows up in uniform, touches her wrist a little longer than needed while “helping” her, and that tiny move feels more invasive than some of the full on sex scenes. It’s not pretty, it’s not kind, and it definitely doesn’t care about your comfort. But if you ever sat on your bed with your phone, opened some hentai CG collection instead of actually talking to people, and thought “yeah, break me a bit more,” this story knows exactly what kind of ugly fantasy you’re chasing and just keeps twisting the knife.

You’re basically playing a horny alternate season of Sword Art Online where everything went sideways in the pettiest, dirtiest way possible. You’re the usual male protagonist, chill life, VR headset on, raiding with your cute swordswoman girlfriend who is so blatantly “not Asuna” that it actually wraps around and becomes Asuna again. She’s got that perfect anime milf-but-still-student vibe going on: big tits stuffed into this half-practical, half-fanservice armor, skirt that does nothing, ass that jiggles more than the actual UI. In the real world she’s your devoted girl, in-game she’s your personal healer and sword buddy, and for like the first minutes everything is soft and comfy. Dates after class, logging in together, she holds your arm in public but the real fun is when she sits on your lap in VR and the camera just sort of “forgets” where to look. The dev clearly likes voyeurism, because the game keeps letting your POV hang in these slightly wrong angles, like it wants you to feel a bit creepy even when she’s just teasing you with a handjob between matches.

Then Inoda shows up. On paper he’s pathetic: some weird dude with a busted “stealth” skill that makes his avatar weak as hell in this turn based combat system. He looks like background character #54, the one who gets one line and dies to a slime. But because his ability is all about not being seen, the story abuses that in the dirtiest way possible. Slowly he slides from “guy you’re helping grind levels” into “shadow stuck to your relationship”. You run dungeons with him, he whiffs attacks, you think he’s harmless. Meanwhile the camera lingers on your girlfriend’s ass every time she bends over to explain something to him. Little touches. Her boobs brush his arm in a crowded corridor. He “accidentally” lands on top of her in a monster fight, the ragdoll animation holds just a little too long, and the game pretends it’s all comedy while her face flashes that one frame of embarrassed arousal. That’s when you realize this is a netorare story pretending to be a normal adventure for like five minutes.

The porn itself hits way harder because of that slow burn. You get all the classic stuff: oral under the desk in the school clubroom after playing, her swallowing with this shy smile like “don’t tell anyone”, you pounding her on the bed after a raid while she’s still half in her gear, creampie closeups with way too much detail on how her pussy twitches around you. The animation is pretty stiff in spots, but the facial work carries it. There’s this one scene where she’s giving you a blowjob on the couch, and your phone buzzes with a message from Inoda, and her eyes flick from your face to the phone, and you feel this tiny crack in the mood. Not much, just a little. Later when you catch her in the alley behind the arcade pressed against a wall, skirt hitched up, Inoda’s hand buried under her panties, finger deep inside her while she tries not to moan too loud because people are walking past, that crack is already a canyon. The game loves exhibitionism, so it keeps pushing this “almost caught” angle: classroom after hours with her straddling you, locker room groping where the other girls are just off-screen, a monster ambush where she gets pinned, tentacle-like limbs pulling at her armor while Inoda watches from stealth and your POV shakes between fury and arousal.

Honestly the wildest part is how it keeps cutting back to the VR combat like nothing is wrong. One minute you’re choosing skills in a turn based boss fight, the next she’s kneeling between Inoda’s legs in some hidden room, stroking him off with that same hand she used to heal you, drool and cum dripping down her chin, saying things she never said to you. The cheating hits extra dirty because half the time you’re literally in the same game world, just in the wrong place, while he fucks her from behind, her big ass slapping against his hips, her moans echoing in the same dungeon you thought belonged to just you and her. It starts looking like a normal anime VN and ends up feeling like the game itself is joining in on the NTR, quietly rooting for the other guy while you sit there, controller in hand, pretending you’re still the main character.

MC comes back from college thinking he’s just going to crash, scroll TikTok, jerk off a bit and ignore real life for a while, and instead he walks into this weird soft prison of warm smells, tight hugs, and women who all pretend they’re “just being friendly” while staring at his crotch. It feels cozy and fucked up at the same time. The main thing that hooks you is Grandma’s “friend.” She’s not some cartoon bimbo, she feels like that older woman you saw at the supermarket wearing yoga pants and thinking “I shouldn’t be looking, but fuck.” She keeps brushing your arm, straightening your shirt, letting her tits press against your back when she “helps” you with dishes. The game really leans into all the small tactile stuff: her fingers a bit rough but careful on your neck, her perfume sticking to your hoodie, the weight of her boobs pinning your arm when she “falls asleep” on the couch and pretends not to notice your hard-on grinding her side. It’s creepy, hot, and then suddenly kind of sweet, then dirty again, like your brain can’t pick a lane.

It’s all the classic landlady trash, just with wrinkles and way more attitude. Shower peeping is there, but it’s different when she catches you. She doesn’t scream. She just lets the water hit her nipples so they stand out through the glass and asks if the steam feels good “from over there.” When you finally get a handjob, it’s not some quick porn scene. She takes her time, talks too much, strokes your cock with that slow, confident grip like she’s done this to a thousand idiots before you, kissing the tip, letting drool slide down her fingers, almost worship level. You get teased constantly. She will push her foot between your legs under the table, then act innocent while you’re trying not to cum in your pants. She lets you grind against her huge ass during a “friendly” cuddle, then scolds you for being dirty while your dick is still twitching against her. There’s a massage scene where you’re meant to relax, but her hands keep getting closer to your balls, oil warm and sticky on your skin, and by the time she wraps her fingers around you, you basically gave her your soul already. The game throws in other women too, of course, because restraint is not on the menu: thick BBW with soft belly you can bury your face in, sharp-tongued milf who likes to slap your ass when you think you’re in charge, a short-stack girl who climbs on top of you like you’re furniture, a smug lesbian pair that lets you in just enough to feel like a toy, not a man. There is cuddling and romance bullshit and then she’s pissing in the shower and asking if you’re going to be a “good boy” and clean her up, and somehow that whiplash works. Sex swings, toys buzzing against overstimulated clits, anal teasing where you swear you’re not into it but your character is moaning, spanking that leaves red marks you almost feel in your own ass, pregnancy talk during creampie scenes that hits way harder than you expect. It’s messy and horny and sometimes too much, like when you’re juggling a harem path with twins, your “owner” calling you her slave, and some netori angle where you’re obviously the bad guy but still going for another sloppy oral scene. The writing is not “smart,” sometimes it’s clumsy as hell, but the physicality is nailed: saliva strands between lips, thighs sticking with sweat, panties damp when you slide your fingers under them, nipples dragging over your tongue, her feet resting on your chest while she milks your cock and calls it “cuddling.” It’s wholesome like a warm blanket and filthy like that blanket never got washed. You’ll probably close the tab once, swear it’s too much, then open it again because you can still almost feel her hand around you.

This one feels like walking back into your old house, but all the walls moved and now everything is horny. You come home from college, thinking about laundry and maybe Netflix, and instead the whole place runs on teasing and bad decisions. It starts pretty soft, all “oh, you grew up so much” and innocent cuddling on the couch, but the game really enjoys pushing that line. One moment you’re just helping with groceries, next moment you’re pretending not to stare at big tits bouncing under a loose shirt while she pretends not to notice. There is a lot of that slow burn: brushing against you in the hallway, her “accidentally” sitting a little too close, clothes that really are not grandma-approved. And then it kind of spirals in ten directions at once, because apparently everyone in this house is bored, horny, or both.

What I enjoyed most is how it jumps between wholesome and absolutely filthy without warning. One scene you’re under a blanket, “just cuddling”, she’s rubbing your arm and you’re talking about your future, and it feels almost romantic. Next scene she’s grinding on your thigh, whispering in your ear how she wants to taste you, and suddenly you’re in a blowjob scene that goes from teasing licks to deep oral, then straight to messy creampie like it’s nothing. The game is obsessed with you worshipping her body, and also the other women around. Big asses everywhere. BBW curves that jiggle when you spank them. A proper milf with that strict femdom energy who pretends to scold you for peeping in the shower, then makes you stand still while she gropes your cock through your pants and talks about “training your stamina”. I liked that it gives you both sides: sometimes you take control, push her down, go full maledom with spanking and rough vaginal, and other times you’re basically a slave to some tall amazon with her hand on your throat, riding your face and making you focus on rimming and licking until she squirts on you. It feels like the game keeps asking: “are you into this? what about this? or this?” and just stacks scenes on scenes: titjobs, foot play where she strokes you with her soles while scrolling TikTok on her phone, lazy handjobs on the couch while another girl pretends to watch a movie and totally notices.

There is a lot of group stuff too, but not always huge orgies. Sometimes it’s just two girls and you, one sitting on your face, the other jerking you off with lube and a sex toy, laughing while you try not to cum too fast. Other times, yeah, straight up harem chaos, people sucking, groping, sharing spit, you buried in a pile of bodies. I loved how one of the twins is shy and trying to stay “virgin” a bit longer, doing only oral and handjobs at first, while the other is already bouncing on your dick, asking if you’ll knock her up. Pregnancy kink is definitely in the mix, all that “fill me up, I want to feel you leak out” talk, plus some lactation moments later that come out of nowhere and somehow feel natural in this mess. And then you have the cheating and netori angle, you seducing “off-limits” women, stealing them from their men, including one older gilf type that looks like a sweet neighbor but sits on your lap and quietly humps you while her husband is in the next room. There’s interracial scenes, some light bdsm with ropes and collars, a cosplay night where everyone is dressed like they got lost on Pornhub tags, and even a tiny midget girl who climbs on top of you and rides like a demon. I kinda wish the game had less sleep groping stuff because that thing is weird to me, but it just keeps coming back and at some point I just accepted it will stay. Also, the texting system in-game reminds me of old WhatsApp flirts, and sometimes their typing speed feels too perfect and that annoys me for no reason. But when the grandma’s friend, half-drunk on wine, kneels down and starts worshipping your cock like it’s some holy relic, licking the shaft, kissing the tip, calling it “her good boy”, and then turns around and begs for anal with her face pressed to the mattress, I honestly forgot what I was complaining about.