Look, I've been playing dating sims for years now, and most of them are just... boring? But this My Hero Academia thing caught my attention because, well, who doesn't want to bang their favorite anime girls, right? The setup is pretty straightforward - you're in the hero world and can date basically every hot chick from the series. Ochako, Momo, Tsuyu, even the older ones like Mt. Lady and Midnight. The variety is insane actually, like they included everyone you could possibly think of jerking off to.

What really surprised me was how detailed some of the sex scenes get. I mean, you got everything from basic missionary with innocent characters like Ochako to some really kinky stuff with Himiko Toga - that girl's into some wild shit, let me tell you. The titjob scenes with Momo are chef's kiss, her huge tits look amazing in the Koikatsu engine. And don't get me started on Mirko's scenes... damn bunny girl knows how to ride. Actually, speaking of riding, the reverse cowgirl animations are surprisingly smooth for what this is. Though I gotta say, some of the lesbian scenes feel a bit rushed? Like they're there just to check a box.

The dating sim part is... well, it exists. You talk to girls, give them gifts, build relationship points. Standard stuff really. But honestly, who cares about the dating when you can skip straight to watching Nejire do that thing with her tongue, you know? The missionary positions are vanilla but well-animated, and the doggystyle scenes with characters in their hero costumes hit different. Midnight in particular... fuck, that woman knows what she's doing. Sometimes I wonder if they spent more time on the sex animations than the actual dialogue because some conversations feel weird, but whatever. When you're watching Mitsuki Bakugou in a cheerleader outfit doing what she does best, you're not really thinking about story quality anyway.

Imagine opening a game and it’s just you, a half-busted “multiverse travel” console, and a brothel that somehow has the paperwork to import girls from basically every anime you’ve ever jerked off to. No big story lecture, no long intro, it kind of throws you in and lets you figure out how horny you actually are. One moment you’re flirting with a shy half-elf swordswoman that looks suspiciously like she walked out of a certain MMO show, next moment you’re getting bullied in a good way by that smug tanned gremlin type who calls you out for being a perv while sitting in your lap. The tone jumps around a lot: one girl acts like a sweet vanilla waifu, offering gentle dates and handholding and kissing under fake neon stars, and then you switch room and the next one is a sadistic bossy heroine from a battle series who wants to see you squirm, edge you, make you beg. It feels like opening too many tabs on nhentai and just pressing random, but somehow with a dating sim structure trying to hold it together. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it’s chaos. Honestly that’s part of the charm.

The “brothel” part is serious. You’re not just collecting waifus like a clean gacha, you’re negotiating what you want, how filthy you want it, how far the scene should go. One route I did started super wholesome: shared bath, small talk about her original world, she’s embarrassed you’re staring at her tits, all that classic anime blushing. Then like three dialog choices later I’ve got her riding me on some weird magical device that looks like a cross between a sci fi chair and a torture rack, moaning loud enough the receptionist complains. Another girl, the big titty demon type, actually invites you to use the “teleport” to visit her original universe, which is just an excuse for fucking in crazy places: back room of a guild hall, on a flying beast, behind a castle during a battle where people are literally dying in the distance and you’re too busy pulling her hair. There’s romantic stuff too, slow dates in fake city streets, sharing drinks, teasing handjobs under the table, but the game clearly prefers when it gets nasty: spit, messy blowjobs, tits bouncing out of ripped outfits that fans will recognize in half a second, stocking jobs, being sat on by thick thighs until your vision goes white. It even lets you act like a total degenerate and request specific fetishes from a menu like you’re ordering delivery, and sometimes the girl reacts in-character which is way hotter than it has any right to be. It’s rough around the edges, UI clicks weird, some scenes feel like they were written at different times by different horny people, but in the end you’re still there, dick in hand, flirting with a smug multiverse receptionist and trying to decide if tonight is for a clingy magical idol, a crazy yandere-type redhead, or that stoic swordswoman who pretends she doesn’t want it while her body’s shaking against you.

Right so the whole thing is a mess, a beautiful, janky mess. The asset flips here are legendary. I swear I recognized a background from some old Skyrim mod I tried to fix back in 2017, the one with the broken navmesh. The alien girls have that default Daz3D look, you know the one, like they’re all slightly surprised and made of the same plastic polymer. But then you get to the group sex scene on the Zargon-5 observation deck and suddenly one of the tentacle things clips straight through a Twi’lek knockoff’s skull and I just lost it. Not in the intended way. More like when you see a Bethesda glitch and it loops back around to being art. The whole game feels like someone learned Blender last Tuesday and just said “fuck it, we ball.”

The core loop, if you can call it that, is basically clicking through dialogue trees that read like they were translated by a particularly horny error code. You pick a planet, you pick an alien, and then things escalate. There’s this one character, a four armed navigator with a permanent scowl, and her entire sex appeal is based on how aggressively she can unhinge her jaw. I respect that. The hentai influence is strong, all the fluids are just recolored sphere objects that don’t quite stick to the models, floating slightly off the skin like a weird ectoplasm. I wish the sound design wasn’t just one wet slap looped into infinity. It sounds like someone dropping a raw chicken breast on a tile floor over and over. You can’t unhear it.

I spent a weird amount of time trying to figure out if the green ambassador character was supposed to be a plant or a mineral. Her dialogue during the zero-g lesbian scene kept referencing photosynthesis but she was clearly grinding against what looked like a chunk of obsidian with a wig. I think that’s the point though. There’s no lore, just vibes. The adventure tag is a lie, you don’t explore, you just teleport between bedrooms with different starfields out the window. I forgot what I was complaining about. The dating sim mechanics are nonexistent, you just sort of appear and they’re already down. Which is efficient, honestly. If you want a polished experience, this ain’t it. This is like finding a weird VHS tape in a wall, corrupted and sticky, and you watch the whole thing anyway.

Misty’s ass in those shorts. That’s the whole review, honestly. This fan made Poké thing, right, it throws everyone into high school and the first time you see her bent over a desk you forget about catching monsters entirely. The soundtrack is this weird lo-fi synth mess that somehow makes every panty shot feel profound, like you’re discovering sex for the first time in a library. Then you talk to Professor Oak and he’s a fucking DILF now, all silver hair and knowing smirks, and the music shifts to something sleazy with a bassline that vibrates right up your spine. I spent twenty minutes just clicking through his dialogue, not reading a word, just letting that groove marinate.

Combat’s turn based but who cares. You’re tapping through menus while your brain is still stuck on the last scene where Jessie from Team Rocket cornered you in the gym storage room. The sound design during that bit is just heavy breathing and the squeak of a mop bucket, it’s so deliberately shitty and hot. The game knows what it is. A dating sim where you can accidentally end up in a three way with a monster trainer and her actual monster, I think? The text got glitchy and the music turned into this distorted chiptune scream. I alt tabbed so fast when my roommate walked in.

The milf tag is doing heavy lifting. Your homeroom teacher has tits that defy the school dress code and a theme that’s basically a saxophone having a stroke. Every conversation with her is a battle of attrition where you’re just waiting for the sprite to jiggle. The whole thing feels like someone coded it in a fugue state, the music looping incorrectly, dialogue trees that dead end into silence. That’s the charm. It’s a broken, horny mess where Ash’s mom might ask you to fix her PC and the next thing you know the soundtrack is just a single sustained note and you’re staring at her panties. No resolution. Just vibes.

The schedule screen is a lie and I love it. You get this grid of days, looks like you'll be minmaxing your twink stats, but it's just a delivery system for the next messy encounter. The real model photos are grainy, like they were taken on a phone from 2007 and then compressed through a blender. It's perfect. A polished visual novel would ruin the whole vibe. This feels like finding a weird folder on a shared computer and not knowing if you should click or run a virus scan.

I fixated on the art teacher's questline. You pick the "sketch" option and the game just... hangs for a second. Then a photo loads that's so badly cropped you can see the edge of a duvet cover. The dialogue is pure nonsense, something about "feeling the form" while the femboy character just stares at the floor. It's not hot in a traditional way. It's hot like a half-remembered gay dream where the physics don't work and everyone's face is slightly blurred. The domination choices are blunt instruments. You don't seduce, you just select "be firm" and the power dynamic flips instantly. No nuance, just raw transaction.

The RPG elements are a ghost. There's a stat for "charm" that I swear never changed no matter how many jocks I let pin me to the locker room bench. The quest log is broken in a way that feels intentional, sending you back to the same classroom three times for a scene that only slightly varies. One time a character's shirt just vanished between dialogue boxes. No animation, no sound effect. Just gone. I complained about the lack of a save feature to myself for ten minutes before realizing the game doesn't need one. You're not building to a climax. You're just... scrolling through a fever dream. The gay flash game energy is immaculate. It doesn't simulate a school, it simulates the feeling of being terminally online at a weird age, clicking through anything just to feel a pulse.

So I fired this up on a lazy Sunday, right, and the whole premise is basically a casting couch parody with Ahsoka Tano. Not the real one obviously, some 3DCG model with those head tails and orange skin. The animation is janky as hell, like someone learned Blender last month and said fuck it, ship it. But weirdly that adds to the charm? No it doesn't, it's distracting. The mouth movements during oral scenes look like a fish gasping for air.

You click through different action combos and the scenes branch out. Groping leads to handjobs, handjobs lead to blowjobs, you know the drill. There's this one moment where you pick a sex toy from the table and she gives you this look, and for a split second the facial expression actually works. Then it breaks again. The interracial tag is there because the male protag is clearly not a Twi'lek, just some dude with a dick that clips through her stomach during anal if you angle it wrong. Classic simulator problems.

The male domination angle is pretty upfront, she's auditioning and you're the director calling shots. Some dialogue choices are so cringe they loop back around to funny. "Show me your Jedi reflexes" had me wheezing. The masturbation scenes are whatever, but the vaginal sex animations have this one rhythm that almost syncs with the sound effects. Almost. I spent way too long trying to unlock all the branching paths because the completionist brainrot is real, even though half the scenes are just the same loop with different camera angles.

Forgot to mention the parody aspect is paper thin. She says "snips" once and that's your lore connection. The rest is just porn with orange body paint. Still, I kept clicking. Something about the jank makes it more engaging than those polished but soulless VNs flooding itch.io these days. Or maybe I'm just down bad for Togruta. Don't @ me.

Helltaker flashbacks, right? That clean white hair, the suits. This isn't that. This is what happens when someone took the "demon girl" folder from their hard drive and smeared it across a strategy map. The art is, uh, let's say deliberately unpolished. Like a rough sketch that somehow got colored in by a different person who was very excited about the shading in one specific area and forgot the rest of the canvas exists. I spent ten minutes just staring at the interface trying to figure out why my influence wasn't spreading, only to realize the button I needed was literally a tiny, badly drawn pentagram that I thought was just decoration. Classic UI design from the depths.

The whole thing is a power trip wrapped in a crusty.exe. You're a new ruler in hell, and instead of fire and brimstone, your main weapon is... scheduling dates. With a slime girl whose texture looks like melted gummy bears. There's a strategy layer where you pick who to ally with, and the "hardcore sex and brutality" tagline isn't lying. I allied with this one demoness who looked like a rejected Disgaea character, and the scene that unlocked was... a lot. It was a multi-stage video loop where she uses her tail in a way that made me genuinely pause my music. The animation was jittery, like a GIF from 2006, but the sheer, unfiltered intensity of it? Honestly, I've seen triple-A titles with less creative anatomy. The sound design is just a mess of wet slaps and a looping royalty-free metal riff that I'm pretty sure I heard in a Newgrounds flash game once.

Top 3 Moments You'll Want to Screenshot. One: The succubus queen's dialogue tree where one option is just "[Remain silent and stare at her chest]". It works. Two: A "strategy" pop-up that accidentally calls your resource "Cum Points" before a patch note says it was changed to "Dominion". They never actually changed it in my game. Three: That one video with the shadow tentacles. Just... that one. My biggest complaint? The video player doesn't have a goddamn volume slider. Why. It's 2024. I had to alt-tab and use the Windows mixer like a peasant. The RPG elements are tissue-thin, just a reason to get to the next sticky scene. It's a mess. A glorious, horny, unoptimized mess that knows exactly what it is. I forgot what I was talking about.

You know that feeling when a game is so aggressively jank it circles back around to being charming? Furry Beach Club is that, a sun bleached resort where the furries have that slightly off model look and the animations sometimes make characters glide like they’re on a roomba. The whole thing runs in browser, no downloads, and it just throws you onto a beach with a mission to get your anthropomorphic rocks off. The quests are basically “go talk to the wolf in the hot tub” and then you fumble through dialogue trees that read like they were translated by a horny AI that learned English from memes.

The juiciest scene, and I mean this with my whole chest, involves a shark lady in a club. The way her tail fin just clips right through the floor while the sound effect is this wet, squelchy loop that sounds less like sex and more like someone aggressively stirring mac and cheese. It’s so unpolished it’s almost avant garde. You’re watching these 3D models mash together with the passion of two action figures being smacked by a kid, and the audio is a greatest hits collection of stock squishes and moans that don’t quite sync up. Perfection. Then the game just carries on like nothing happened, asking you to go find a coconut or whatever.

Honestly, the whole thing feels like a fever dream you’d have after falling asleep on a furry forum. The humor isn’t really written, it’s accidental, born from the sheer absurdity of a dead eyed fox trying to seduce you next to a tiki bar. The dating sim mechanics are bare bones, just grinding through dialogue to unlock the next scene. No real challenge, no deep story, just a sandbox of horny nonsense. I wish there was a button to mute the music but not the sfx, a classic problem nobody will ever fix. It’s a beautiful mess, like a sandcastle made of pure id, and it’s not trying to be anything else.

Hentai Academy knows exactly what it is, a browser game where you click through dialogue and unlock sex scenes with schoolgirls. No grinding, no puzzles, just straight to the point. The art is that classic hentai style, big eyes, impossible proportions, the works. First girl I went for was this blue haired chick in a sailor uniform, her intro scene had her bent over a desk before I even learned her name. And honestly? That's refreshing. Too many of these games pretend to have deep storylines when we're all just here to see animated titties.

The writing is... look, it's not winning awards. The dialogue reads like it was translated through three different languages then back to English, but somehow that makes it funnier? Like when the redhead says "I am wanting your education stick" I lost it. You can't take this seriously and you shouldn't try. The scenes themselves are decent, couple different positions per character, the animation loops are smooth enough. Though the sound design is just one wet slapping noise on repeat and after the fourth girl it starts to grate. I wish they'd varied it up a bit but whatever.

The July update added new characters apparently but I couldn't tell which ones were new since the whole thing feels like a fever dream anyway. There's this one scene with the student council president where she's supposed to be all authoritative but then immediately folds, classic trope but executed with zero buildup. Still fapped. The game doesn't pretend to be anything else and I respect that, even when the UI looks like it was designed in 2005 and the text sometimes overflows the dialogue boxes. You're not here for polish, you're here to see cartoon schoolgirls get railed. Mission accomplished.