weird thing: I didn’t expect this game to actually *feel* dirty in a fun way. yeah, everyone says “oh it’s a parody,” but this one leans into it like it’s proud of being a total mess. You start as Beast Boy, but not the goofy cartoon version - more like the “what-if-he-had-a-body-count” one. first scene had me snorting because the dialogue’s half self-aware, half horny nonsense. the art flickers between hot and kinda cursed, and somehow that mix works. I laughed once, then five seconds later I was staring at Raven’s face thinking, “wait, is she enjoying it or plotting my death?” both are hot, honestly.

it’s not subtle, not even pretending. tentacles? sure. futa twist? outta nowhere. then two minutes later you’re getting dominated by Harley like she’s running her own therapy session for bad boys. I swear the writing must’ve been done by five people with different fetishes fighting over the keyboard. Sometimes I hate that - then again, it keeps it unpredictable. One route had this whole corruption vibe where I thought I was winning, but turns out I was the pet by the end. didn’t even mind. the sound effects though… man, they go from soft moans to full-on sticky chaos real quick. I like it. except when they loop weirdly, makes me think my headphones broke.

Top 3 moments you’ll wanna screenshot? easy. 1) Power Girl’s “training scene” that escalates into something Olympic-level athletic. 2) Raven’s mirror sequence - don’t trust it, but do enjoy it. 3) Poison Ivy whispering stuff about roots and growth while you’re too distracted to care about plot. there’s a “moral choice” system but it mostly decides who calls you master or toy. I kept picking random answers just to see who’d snap first. pro tip: don’t rush; let every scene breathe, even the awkward ones. half the fun’s in those weird pauses where nothing happens but everything’s tense. feels human, messy, sexy.

You wake up naked on this cold, clinical ship, and the first thought that hits you is not some grand sci fi reflection about existence, it is just: “why is my ass on metal and why does it feel like I already did something wrong.” The game really leans into that mood. No memories, no past, no safety net. You are basically a walking bundle of holes and questions. And the ship, and later the crew, treat you exactly like that: something useful, desirable, breakable, and also somehow important. It has this strange mix where your body is public property half of the time, but your identity is a philosophical puzzle the rest of the time. Feels kind of like writing a thesis in your underwear while everyone is trying to finger you and also recruit you into a cult.

Since it is text based, the sex scenes live or die by the writing, and here the writing is dirty in a very... intentional way. There is a lot of teasing before actual fucking, and the game is very happy to keep you on that edge where you are being sexually harassed in corridors, pressed against bulkheads, groped during “medical exams,” and you keep telling yourself it is all to find out who you are. I liked when my female MC, with a dick and tits and a body I carefully min-maxed in character creation, gets pinned by this older officer type during what is supposed to be a serious mission briefing. He keeps talking about “protocol” while his hand is just stroking you under the table, casual as checking a datapad, and the text goes into stupid detail about how you try to keep a neutral face while your cock leaks on his glove and he pretends nothing is happening. That whole scene is more honest about power than half the ethics books on my shelf. You agree, you “consent,” but the whole situation is arranged so that saying no would feel like self sabotage. It is not preaching it, it just lets you feel the trap in your own body.

The kink toggles are the real philosophy lab here. You literally curate your own degradation. Turn on humiliation and suddenly your crewmates stop treating you like a colleague and more like a ship toy that accidentally learned to talk. Enable heavy bdsm and the same corridor where you walked earlier becomes a place where a dommy alien security officer can cuff you to a rail and use toys on you until you are crying and begging, then send you to your next quest with cum sliding down your thighs and this awkward “are we not going to talk about this” silence in the text. If you like gay stuff, or futa, or corruption arcs where a shy virgin protagonist slowly turns into a slut who needs cock or a strap in every port, the game is very willing to corrupt you, and it is so casual about it that it almost feels more violent. Drugs show up too, of course, because what is a space conspiracy without someone making you swallow something and then using your high, pliable body for “experiments.” Anal, oral, multiple penetration, group scenes where hands and mouths blur together until you are not sure which race is fucking which part of you. And yeah, sometimes the pacing is weird, like you are deep in a serious plot about conspiracies and identity and suddenly you are on your knees blowing a dilf captain while two crew members play with your nipples, and the game just moves on after like that is normal office behavior. It kind of is, here. I wish the interface on mobile did not make my thumb cover dialog choices at the worst times, but whatever, I keep doing it. The mix of dark atmosphere, trashy humor, existential dread, and the simple joy of getting railed by weird men of different colors and species in every other room of your own ship somehow works. Or maybe it does not “work” in any clean sense, it just keeps dragging you through its mess, and you stay, wet and annoyed and curious, because you want to see what else this body can be turned into.

The whole thing feels like someone tried to mash “How I Met Your Mother” together with a Pornhub search history and then pretended that was a normal idea. You start as this lanky, clueless virgin guy who keeps telling himself life is supposed to be “vanilla”, but absolutely nobody around him got that memo. One moment he’s playing the shy nice dude, overthinking every text on his phone, the next he’s in a cramped bathroom with a girl who wears a dress two sizes too tight, asking in a whisper if he’s “really never had a handjob before”. The game lives in that cringe line between comedy and pure horny chaos. There’s this weird honesty to it when he stares at some girl’s big tits for too long and then mentally insults himself for it, only to do it again five seconds later. It’s like the narrator read too much bad Reddit advice and then used it as a sexual life guide. And yeah, the first time he finally gets a handjob, it’s not some perfect porn rhythm, it’s messy, too fast, she laughs, he apologizes, then she tells him to shut up and just come. Nice touch that it doesn’t treat him like a sex god. He’s awkward, he nuts quick, and the game is kind of proud of that.

Humor hits often, but sometimes it keeps talking when it should just let the tits talk. There is this party scene where he’s high on something he absolutely should not mix with alcohol, and the pacing goes all over the place. One second he’s hallucinating his ex in the kitchen asking why he never made a move, next second he’s pressed into a balcony railing, some girl teasing him with slow grinding, pulling his zipper down so lazy it’s torture. She just keeps dragging her hand along his shaft through the jeans, saying she wants to “hear him beg properly” before she even starts a real stroke. That scene is like a slow-cooked stew that somebody keeps lifting the lid on: smells amazing, but you wait forever before actually eating. But when she finally kneels and unbuttons everything, the writing snaps back into focus. Her lips wrap around him, he tries to stay quiet so nobody inside hears, and the text actually captures that panicky brain chatter while getting a blowjob in public. She spits on his cock, strokes him with that slick sound that you can basically hear with your eyes, then looks up and says, “If you cum on my face out here, you’re the only one cleaning it up.” That line felt so stupidly real I had to pause and laugh. Then I clicked again instantly, obviously.

And then it slides from dumb comedy into “oh shit, this is messy” without warning. The cheating routes hit like cheap shots. One girl with a big ass you already watched strip down in a slow, teasing way in a previous scene suddenly shows up later with a boyfriend on her arm. Except she’s still DM’ing you at night, sending half-nude pics, panties half off, legs spread, asking “you miss this?” While you’re deciding if you wanna be the asshole, the game just shoves you into a bathroom stall with her at some bar. She bends over, pulls her skirt up, no panties this time, and you’re raw inside her within two lines of dialogue. She tells you to fill her, explicitly, and there’s this blunt “creampie” description that doesn’t pull back at all. Then afterwards, while she’s fixing her dress, she casually mentions she loves how her boyfriend is “so trusting”. It’s dirty in a way that isn’t heroic or romantic, just grimy and hot and kind of wrong. The group sex bits are even more chaotic, like the writers just kept adding bodies because they could, and somehow it works. You end up in rooms where you’re getting your dick sucked while another girl rides your face, everybody half high, half drunk, someone recording with a phone, and it never stops to preach about morals. There’s exhibition stuff too, short skirt, no bra under a loose top, nipple almost out in public, her daring you to touch under the table. It all hangs together with this clumsy charm, like a horny diary that accidentally turned into a game. There are moments that feel like they were ripped straight from old chat logs you don’t want anyone to see, and others that feel too porn-perfect, but the mix is what gives it flavor. Vanilla my ass.

I don't know what I expected from a game that lists "futanari" and "mind control" right next to "romance" and "mystery" like they're all just casual Tuesday activities. The school setting feels less like a place of learning and more like a pressure cooker where everyone's moral compass got left in their other pants. You're this guy, right? Just existing. Then suddenly you're groping your way through conversations while the psychological horror creeps in from the edges like mold on forgotten bread.

The slow burn thing is real though. Too real maybe. Spent way too long clicking through dialogue about everyday life while my cursor hovered impatiently over the next choice, wondering when someone would finally get naked. And then they do. Multiple times. With enthusiasm. The vaginal sex scenes are animated with this weird attention to detail that makes you forget for a second that the plot is apparently about "the weight of morality" or whatever. The creampie finishes feel almost artistic. Almost. Then the netorare kicks in and you remember oh right, this game wants to hurt me emotionally while also turning me on. Confusing boner territory.

The corruption arc doesn't sneak up on you so much as it announces itself with a megaphone then gaslights you into thinking you chose this. Which I guess you did. The male domination path lets you be an absolute bastard while the female domination route had me questioning things about myself I'd rather not examine too closely. The mystery elements are actually decent when they bother to show up between all the titfucking. Wish the graphic violence had been more graphic and less "blink and you'll miss the trauma." The multiple endings thing is a lie by the way. There's like three real endings and then a bunch of "oops you died" screens that don't count. The sharing tag is doing some heavy lifting in the description but in practice it's mostly just watching other people have sex while your character has feelings about it. Voyeurism with extra steps and emotional damage.

Black magic, school uniforms, and way too many bodily fluids for anyone’s sanity. This one throws you back into that old late-90s / early-2000s vibe where nothing is safe and everyone is horny or cursed, usually both. It feels like some fucked up fever dream you’d have after binging hentai on VLC with five tabs of weird doujin open, then passing out on your keyboard. One month after all the shit that happened before, people should be dead, but they’re not quite gone, and the school has that heavy “something is still rotting under the floorboards” feeling. It’s a school setting, but it never really tries to pretend it cares about normal school life. Classes are just background noise to black rituals, drugs hidden in lockers, and girls moaning in empty rooms that should be locked.

You play this pathetic but weirdly lucky male protagonist who is always a bit too close to whatever occult mess is going on. Mind control is all over the place, and the game doesn’t pretend it’s wholesome for even one second. Hypnosis, potions, cursed items, that slow zoom on blank eyes when someone’s will just snaps. There are scenes where you’re not sure if you’re turned on or just uncomfortable, like when the heroine you liked is suddenly on her knees in front of someone else, drooling all over his cock, and you know the spell isn’t yours. That nasty NTR sting hits hard here. One route she’s clinging to you, getting pounded on the classroom desk, her skirt torn, cum dripping down her thighs while she tries to muffle her moans. Another route she’s bent over a desk for a whole group, getting used as a cum dump, and the worst part is how much she seems to love it once her mind breaks. Group sex, bukkake, double penetrations, tits covered in semen like someone just painted her with a brush, all of that is treated as normal. There’s a scene with a girl covered in slick white strings, panting under fluorescent lights, and the only sound is her wet breathing and some guy laughing softly in the background. Feels dirty in the exact way this kind of game is supposed to feel.

What keeps it interesting is how it keeps flipping who’s actually in control. It’s not just “guy hypnotizes girl and fucks her” on repeat. Sometimes you think you’re the predator and then you get dragged into some ritual by a girl who clearly knows more than she lets on. One moment she’s riding you slow, kissing you soft, like a real lover. Next moment she’s tightening a collar around your neck, whispering that your body belongs to the cult now, and you wake up later with bite marks and someone else’s lipstick on your chest. The BDSM stuff swings from light bondage to “am I watching a torture scene or a sex scene,” especially when the occult violence starts mixing in. Blood on the floor, a girl laughing while she pushes another girl down and forces her to lick her thighs clean. Lesbian scenes hit different here, more cruel, more obsessive. There’s futa too, and it doesn’t tiptoe around it. A pretty “girl” lifting her skirt to show a thick cock, then using some poor brainwashed classmate as a toy, fucking her throat until tears mix with drool. You get those intense oral scenes where someone’s head is bobbing like crazy, spit and cum mixing, her eyes lost, and the game just holds the shot for too long. And all the while, this eerie occult story is around it, talking about Walpurgis Night, curses, who really died and who didn’t. Multiple endings make it worse, in a good way. One choice and you get a semi-sweet ending where at least someone survives with their mind half intact. Another path and you’re basically the high priest of a sex cult drowning girls in cum and blood. It’s messy, cruel, horny, and it never pretends to be anything else.

There is this rich brat academy dripping in gold and filth where every hallway feels like it smells of perfume, sweat and student loans on fire. They call it some proud National School for Wealth and all that, but the only honest word on the gate is the fuckery. You arrive as the new girl, not shy, not pure, just desperate enough to smile when a teacher’s hand stays too long on your hip. Every class is a trap. Every smile has teeth. The boys walk around like young CEOs with hard-ons, and the girls either bow, bite, or pretend they’re not already wet from the chaos. It is a school, yes, there are tests, exams, cute uniforms with short skirts, but the real grades are written inside you when you go home with his cum still dripping and your GPA somehow higher.

The game throws you in fast. One of the first things that hit me was a quiet little scene behind the gym, where a rich kid with dead shark eyes offers to wipe a piece of your family debt if you “help him relax” before the math test. You can kneel on the cold concrete, feel his fingers tangled in your hair while you choke around his cock, and then pretend it is just a transaction. Or you can try to outplay him, use that management layer to bet on his gambling streak, drag him deeper into his own addiction while he drags you into the stall, panties pushed aside, raw thrusts slamming your back into the door. There is this internal view that pops up when he cums inside, a hot white flood painting your insides, and it stays in your mind more than it should. I liked it. Actually I hated it. It made me feel like a piece of meat caught on camera, and I clicked it again anyway.

What I didn’t expect is how soft and cruel the game can swing between scenes. One moment you’re sitting in some fancy lounge, solving a small puzzle for extra credits, casual masturbation under the table with your phone propped against your thigh, watching a cheap interracial porn clip because the school wifi still hasn’t blocked that site. Next moment you’re pushed into a VIP room at a secret party, half drunk from mystery cocktails, the world blurry, clothes wrinkled, and three guys in suits arguing if they should take turns in your mouth or stuff all your holes at once. They talk about odds like it’s a poker table. You hear chips clacking on the side and understand you’re part of the bet. When the strongest one finally pins you, there’s no romance, just his weight, his cock forcing you open, wet sounds and the rough rhythm that makes your legs tremble. You can choose to pretend you’re in control. You can moan louder, ride him, whisper dirty words into his ear so he loses composure first. It doesn’t really matter. In the end he spills deep inside, again and again, and the game even teases the chance of pregnancy like a sick little flower blooming from all this cum and greed.

Some routes feel almost tender, like when you find a quiet corner in the library and just let the MC touch herself, fingers circling the clit under the skirt, thinking about that one strict teacher’s voice ordering her to stay after class. No big plot, no big drama, only slow breathing and sticky fingers, the small rebellion of using your own body for yourself. I wish there was more of that soft selfish pleasure, but this place is allergic to innocence. Even the romantic path with the “nice” boy can switch into rough male domination if you push him too far, his palm on your throat while he pounds you on the principal’s desk, both of you half afraid someone will walk in. There is a sandbox feeling to it, like the academy is a playground of options, but behind the freedom there is always a price, some drugs slipped in your drink, some lost money at the underground casino, some ending where you are rich, or ruined, or happily knocked up with the seed of the guy you swore you hated. It’s messy. Some scenes feel half-finished, some AI-drawn faces look a bit off, like they belong to a different dream, and a few dialogues read like they were written too fast on a bad day. Still, I kept clicking, chasing the next creampie, the next bad decision, the next time the screen fills with that internal shot that makes your stomach twist with a mix of shame and hunger. It is not beautiful. It is beautiful enough.

So the dad is divorced and the MC goes back to his old city for college, right. Standard setup. But then there's this one scene, early on, with a handjob in a car and the animation is so janky it loops weirdly, her wrist bends backwards like a broken bird wing. I couldn't stop laughing. Not in a mean way. It just had this charm, you know? Like finding a weirdly shaped potato. The game is called something like College Days or whatever, I already forgot the exact title. It's one of those free-roam 3DCG things where you click around a school and a house.

The drama is so over the top. One minute you're failing a class, next minute some dude is offering you drugs in the bathroom, and then you're peeping on your neighbor through a window. The voyeur stuff is pretty blatant, no subtlety at all. The facial animations during the oral sex scenes are... a choice. Sometimes the eyes don't blink and it's like staring into the void while getting a titjob. But then the interracial scene with the girl who has the massive ass, the one who works at the coffee shop, that one actually had a rhythm to it. The creampie finish felt weirdly earned after all the dialogue trees about her ex-boyfriend. The combat is a joke, just a stat check that feels glued on, but failing it once led to a completely different romance path so I guess that's a win? The humor is accidental mostly, I think. But I kept clicking. The anal scene in the drama club storage room unlocked after I chose to share my vodka, and the way the protagonist just... goes for it, no lube, no prep, just pure porn logic, made me snort my drink. The game doesn't care about realism. It cares about showing you an animated big ass bouncing while the school setting fades into irrelevance. I respect the honesty.

So the thing about Argleton is it’s a total mess but in that way where you keep clicking. I should be doing spreadsheets right now. Instead I’m watching Chun Li get absolutely railed by some guy who looks like he walked out of a bootleg X-Men comic. The game is this weird sandbox dating sim thing, point and click, you know the deal. You show up in this city disconnected from reality and immediately start collecting girls like pokemon. Kitana is there. Some MILF who runs a shop. A virgin who definitely won’t stay that way. It’s got everything and also nothing makes sense.

The art is 3DCG and honestly sometimes it looks like someone’s first Blender project and other times, specifically during the sex scenes, I’m like okay I get it. The animations are janky but the ahegao faces they slap on these characters are genuinely unhinged. There’s this one scene with a footjob that made me question my life choices, not because it was hot but because the toes clipped through the floor and I laughed so hard I had to mute my mic. The game doesn’t care. It just throws you into the next thing. Group sex, cosplay, some weird drug trip sequence, female domination, male domination, it’s like the dev had a checklist of every tag on the site and just said yes.

What I actually got stuck on, and I mean I spent way too much time here, was the transformation stuff. There’s a point where a character changes outfits or maybe her whole body, I don’t know, the game’s logic is held together with tape, and suddenly it’s a completely different vibe. I forgot what I was doing. I think I was supposed to be romancing someone but I ended up in a lesbian scene with two characters I hadn’t seen before. The humor is accidental half the time but that’s why I keep it open in a tiny browser window. It’s not polished. It will never be polished. The spanking sounds are like someone slapping a wet towel. I wish the point and click parts weren’t so obtuse sometimes, you just click everything until something happens, but then Naruto is there for some reason and I stop caring. The harem ending is stupid. I’m still going for it.