This one feels like somebody mashed a horny New Year party, a half broken fitness app, and a weird monster-girl dating sim together, forgot to clean it up, then quietly pushed it online. In a good way. Mostly. You start as this muscle obsessed dude hanging around a gym that has no right to be this full of monster girls with big soft everything. The dev calls it a “special episode” and it really does feel like that. Not a full new game, more like that one extra Christmas OVA that nobody asked for but everybody secretly watches twice. You already know the rhythm: male protagonist, training, flirting, bad decisions. Except here the gym is dressed up for Xmas and New Year at the same time, fairy lights over squat racks, mistletoe near the punching bags, huge fluffy tails brushing past weight benches while you try not to stare at bouncing tits. You fail.

What surprised me was how much of it is just… wandering. Not boring wandering, more like messy sandbox energy. You move around the gym, locker rooms, some side rooms that look more like fantasy tavern than sport center. Talk, pick scenes, poke at stuff. Sometimes you get romance vibes, sometimes it is just straight up “shut up and fuck me against the leg press” energy. The 2D art is classic horny-cg style, but the girls have that “I’m a monster but still soft and warm and extremely huggable” thing. Big asses, big tits, big ears, sometimes horns, sometimes fur on places where clothes ride up when they really should not. There is this one dinner event that should be simple, just New Year dinner with one of the girls, and the game absolutely refuses to let it be wholesome. Candlelight, muscles in tight shirt, huge boob window across the table, tail sneaking around your legs like it has its own kinks. You get dialog choices that pretend to be romantic, but both results still end with you getting dragged somewhere more private. I complained to myself about a typo in one of the lines and then completely forgot because the next cg had her thighs wrapped around my face. Priorities are weird.

What makes it feel slightly cursed in a charming way is how the “sport” and “gym” part never fully disappears, even when things get really filthy. You are getting a blowjob in the shower, and in the background there is still a poster explaining correct squat form. One furry muscle girl makes you “spot” her while she benches, except the spotting is just an excuse to watch her pecs and tits press up, sweat running between them, then she catches you looking and it snaps into a sex scene that escalates faster than a horny Discord server. It pretends to be a bit of rpg too, with some light choices and stats popping here and there, but it feels more like flavor than a real system. Honestly I wish the AI cg stuff reacted more to your choices, but it just will not. You get what you get: buff dude, thick monster girls, festive lights, ridiculous romance, and sex everywhere from equipment room to half finished New Year stage with broken fairy lights. I was going to say the opening scene sets expectations perfectly, then I remembered it just throws you in front of a sweaty lamia girl in a sports bra with zero context and somehow that is even better. Not elegant, not clean, just horny fantasy gym energy turned into a holiday episode that smells like cheap tinsel and sex.

Bella starts this summer as the kind of girl everyone pretends not to see. Soft, quiet, hiding inside baggy clothes and headphones, shuffling between campus and home with her eyes on the floor. Big body, small voice. Guys bump into her in the hallway and only say sorry to her books. Professors forget her name. She knows exactly how invisible she is, and it hurts more because she is still a virgin and her head is full of dirty thoughts she never dares to say out loud. Porn tabs minimized, vibrator hidden under thick sweaters, searching for “romantic first time” and then ending up watching girls choking on thick cocks and wondering why that turns her on so much. Then she goes to her grandmother’s little house in the middle of nowhere, expecting boring tea and old photos, and instead gets told that every woman in her family can ask a goddess to rewrite her body. Not her grades, not her personality. Her curves. Her tits. Her ass. Bella goes to sleep fat, shy and untouched, and wakes up with a waist her hands can wrap around, a huge ass that fights every pair of panties she owns, and breasts so heavy and perfect they spill out of the old comfy bra before she can even hook it. Same quiet girl, now trapped inside a body built for sin.

Returning home with that body is where the real corruption starts. The game leans hard into that contrast: she still thinks like the girl who sat in the back row, but every guy around her is suddenly staring at her chest first and her eyes second, if at all. Walking through campus is a whole event now. You actually feel the moment she realizes her tits bounce under her top, and there is this little scene with her trying to hold her notebook against her chest, pretending it is about modesty while the outline of her big boobs presses against the paper. Andrew, the childhood friend, tries very hard to keep his eyes on her face, but his jeans say something else. You get to decide how long he keeps pretending. Do you make her tease him, bending over just a bit too much, letting that big ass push against his lap when they sit on the couch playing some “innocent” co-op game, acting like she has no idea his cock is rock hard under the blanket? Or does she stay clueless longer, only slowly noticing that every time she leans forward his voice cracks and he has to adjust himself, and she goes home and masturbates to the memory of the bulge, fucking herself with her fingers and imagining what his big dick would feel like stretching her tight, untouched pussy until she can’t stay quiet anymore?

The tone swings nicely between fantasy and awkward, which fits her pretty well. One path can keep her sweet and romantic: slow kisses in her bedroom with the door half open, her sitting on top of Andrew, oversized hoodie sliding up to show the curve of her big ass, his hands shaking when he finally cups her massive tits for the first time through her bra, almost worshipping them. Her first blowjob can be shy and messy, drool on his stomach, her gagging a little on the size but pushing deeper because seeing him lose control hits something deep inside her. Another path lets her taste what happens when a girl with an hourglass bombshell body realizes the world is full of horny men who stopped seeing her as “that chubby quiet one” and now just see a walking fantasy. Older neighbor with thick forearms blurting out compliments when she bends over to pick up the mail, professor who suddenly offers “private tutoring” and stares at her cleavage the whole time, random jock who used to bump past her without looking and now can’t stop DMing her late at night asking what her new bra size is. You can play Bella as scared but curious, or as slowly addicted to the power of making big, muscular guys stutter just by crossing her legs and letting them imagine how that tight, newly shaped pussy would squeeze them. There is real romance if you want it, but there is also the dirty thrill of a former nobody riding a cock on a cheap mattress, big breasts bouncing, moaning too loud, thinking “I used to be invisible” right as she feels hot cum fill her for the first time and realizes her whole life can revolve around who gets to fuck this new body next.

Adam gets thrown into that classic mess where your real mom is gone, dad has a new wife with perfect curves, and suddenly you're dragging your suitcase into a house that feels way too warm and way too tight for a “normal” family. The game does not pretend to be deep, but it knows exactly what button it’s pushing. You walk in, and the first thing you notice is not the wallpaper. Stepmom’s tits are right there, proud and heavy, squeezed into clothes that really look like they’re begging for a wardrobe malfunction. She leans over the table, “accidentally” brushing against you, her ass moving in those slow little circles like she’s stirring your brain and your dick at the same time. The stepsisters are no better. One is all attitude and eye rolls, acting like she hates you, then “needs help” reaching something on a high shelf, pushing her soft ass against your crotch just a bit too long. The other plays innocent, but she keeps sitting in your lap to show you something on her phone, her big tits pressed into your chest while she pretends she doesn’t notice how hard you are. Yeah, sure.

What I liked is how the pacing kind of sneaks up on you. It starts with small things. A hand brushing over your thigh when it really didn’t need to. A hug that turns into a grope for half a second too long before she pulls back like nothing happened. Random teasing in the hallway where she bends over to pick something up, and you swear she pauses so you can get a full view of those curves bouncing. You get that mix of guilt and hunger every time you click to the next scene. Sometimes the game lets you be a bit of an asshole and just grab a hip or a boob when the chance is there, sometimes you’re stuck watching, fingers itching, while they grind just out of reach. The animations help a lot, even when they’re a bit janky. A little awkward movement can feel weirdly hot when the stepmom is pressing her breasts against your arm while “cooking” and you’re just standing there, thinking about pinning her against the counter. The basement thing is kind of funny. You’re all horny upstairs with this milf and her thick ass, then you hear those weird sounds below. It pulls you away from the porn and makes you walk down into the dark, like the house itself is hiding some dirty secret that might be even more messed up than your new family. There are moments where I wish scenes went further, like the build up is amazing, but the payoff cuts too soon, or the groping stops just when her breathing starts to change. Still, that half-frustrated feeling almost fits the theme. If you want to squeeze every lewd drop from it, take your time, replay scenes, try different choices, and lean into the teasing instead of rushing for the obvious obvious stuff. The game gets better when you let it edge you a little.

This thing starts like one of those depressing medical dramas you half-watch on Netflix while scrolling TikTok. You’re basically fucked, body falling apart, doctor gives you that calm “there’s nothing more we can do” voice. Then this syringe shows up. Not from some lab, not with fancy lore, it’s just “take this, you won’t hurt anymore.” You jab yourself, expecting blank darkness, and instead you wake up sitting on a throne with your dick hard and a whole kingdom acting like you’re their one and only god-king. Zero tutorial, zero build up, people just bow and call you “Your Majesty” while your brain is still trying to remember how to breathe.

The new world hits different. It’s not just “fantasy with boobs”, it leans right into that fever dream where you got everything you wanted but it feels slightly wrong if you think too long. The first time a fox-eared girl with a tail too fluffy to be legal crawls up to you, calls herself your slave, and presents her huge ass like it’s a royal gift, the game just lets you decide how much of a bastard you want to be. You can grab her hips, push her face into the sheets and go straight for anal like you’re checking if this world is really yours. Or, if you’re pretending to be nice, you start slow, slide into her pussy first, listen to her whimper and feel that tail wrap around your leg while she thanks you for “using” her. She’s not the only one like that either. There’s a towering monster girl with horns, thick thighs, tits that bounce a little too perfectly for something that’s supposed to be hand drawn, and she treats you like the only man alive who can actually handle her. When she grinds on your lap, cock buried inside her, claws digging into your shoulders, the game lets the scene linger. No rush, just you, her, and this ugly little thought in the back of your head that your real body is somewhere dying in a hospital bed.

The weird part is how normal the power starts to feel. One day you’re choosing which slave warms your bed, the next you’re getting ceremony talk shoved in your face. You’re king, so now you have to pick a queen. Not just a girl to fuck, but the one who will carry your heir, make your bloodline, all that “legacy” crap. The game actually lets you sit with that. There’s the obedient cat-like futa knight, cock as thick as your wrist, swearing to breed you if you want it, or bend for you if you’d rather fill her instead. She’ll kneel, pull your pants down in the middle of the throne room, take you into her mouth while the rest of the court pretends not to see, then later you can push her on the bed and test how deep her ass stretches, watch the AI-shaped sweat on her back catch the candlelight. Then there’s the gentle type with big soft tits that practically swallow your hands, the kind of girl who rides you slowly, eyes locked on yours, like she genuinely loves the man you are, not just the crown. The art has that slightly off AI look sometimes, fingers a bit too long in one frame or hair blending weird into the pillow, but somehow it helps the whole dreamlike vibe instead of breaking it. You’re always half-aware this might be fake, that the walls shimmer a bit when you push a slave against them and fuck her hard, her moans echoing a little too clean inside the castle halls. While you’re choosing who you’ll knock up, whose belly you’ll fill with your “royal seed” while she begs for more, there’s that sick feeling that any second you could open your eyes and be back with tubes in your arm. Or maybe this is the morphine talking and you already died. The game doesn’t hold your hand, it just lets you keep taking what you want. And you do. Over and over.

You wake up in a city where every elf looks like she escaped from some horny painter’s sketchbook, and apparently the whole place has one huge problem: nobody’s getting pregnant. Not for lack of trying, by the way. The queen’s got temples for fertility, the nobles have private “healers,” and the taverns are basically audition rooms with free booze. Still no babies. Then you show up, confused, broke, probably dead a moment ago, and this icy elf mage with eyes like she’s constantly judging your browser history goes, “Yeah, you. You’re the solution. Strip.”

That’s Meliara. She’s your jailer, your handler, your “scientist,” and sometimes your dom, depending what choices you make. In one scene she literally writes your “stats” in her notebook while jerking you off with the coldest poker face, then asks you to rate your own performance while you’re still panting. Another time, if you play the “cocky chosen one” route, she just shoves you on a ritual bed and rides you like a test subject, muttering spell formulas while you’re trying not to blow too early. The whole game leans into that mad-mage-breeder vibe: she’s not romantic at first, she’s collecting data, watching every twitch when you’re hilted inside some desperate elf with hips made for twins.

And yeah, the elves here are not “soft fantasy waifs.” They’re stacked. Thick thighs that press your hips when they pull you in, asses that bounce way too much for someone supposedly sad about extinction, tits that spill out of those fancy robes every time a spell misfires. The ahegao faces are exaggerated in a fun way, not that weird plastic doll look. I laughed way too much when this super serious noble milf, who spends the whole intro calling you a “low-born breeding tool,” ends up gripping your shoulders with her eyes rolled back, drooling on your chest when you dump a creampie in her in front of a mirror enchanted to track “fertility resonance.” Like, lady, you’re not winning the dignity battle here.

What I liked is that it actually lets you steer the tone a bit. You can play the respectful “I’m just here to help your people” guy and get these slower, almost romantic scenes where a monster girl with horns and big curves pretends she’s only participating for “civic duty,” then ends up cuddling your still-hard dick with her thighs and shyly asking if “another round would improve the odds.” Or you can go full degenerate and push for rougher experiments where Meliara times how fast she can milk you with just her hands, then sends you straight into another elf before you even recover, your cum leaking down her fingers while she scribbles notes. There’s this fun moment where, if you make a certain choice, you’re balls deep in a priestess, she’s moaning some holy chant, and Meliara just pops in, claps, and announces, “Good, keep going, I need to test post-orgasmic spell stability.” Zero shame. For her. You, on the other hand, are naked, sweating, and trying to focus while a magic circle glows under your ass.

The humor actually lands pretty often. One early scene has an elf complaining that the curse makes sex feel “pointless,” then two minutes later she’s bent over a table, her huge ass jiggling every thrust, gasping, “For science… for science…” while you literally fill her to the brim. There’s a running joke where the city officials keep trying to treat you like a holy relic, but every time they do, something ridiculous happens, like a summoning spell going wrong and a jealous monster girl barging into your “ceremonial breeding” and dragging you away by the dick. I kinda wish the game let you roam the city more instead of jumping straight between “test subjects,” but at the same time, when a scene opens with an angry milf grabbing your collar and hissing, “I heard you got the queen’s blessing, prove it,” and five clicks later you’re watching her face melt into messy ahegao while your cum drips out of her, it’s hard to complain too long.

I had this stupid grin when Meliara finally cracks a little. There’s a route where, after enough successful creampies, she pretends she wants to “personally verify your consistency,” acts all clinical, then somewhere in the middle of you pounding her tight pussy, her ears twitch, her breaths get all ragged, and she forgets her own spell words. She tries to keep notes while you’re filling her, the pen shakes, ink splashes all over the page, and when you pump a second load into her, she just tears the paper, slams her hips down, and lets out this broken moan that doesn’t sound like a scientist at all. Then, of course, she sits up later and scolds you for “excessive enthusiasm” like she wasn’t the one begging you not to pull out.

It’s messy, horny, self-aware, and sometimes way sweeter than it pretends to be. Also, whoever decided the breeding altars needed that many candles clearly hates my GPU, but that’s another story I’m not getting into.

Being a god’s plaything sounds hot until you realize the goddess is basically a horny streamer watching your life like it’s her favorite slow-burn porn series. That’s the vibe here: some immortal lifebringer chick gets bored, pokes one unlucky guy on a random modern planet, and suddenly his “I got kicked out of home, need a couch” drama turns into living in a magical porn hub disguised as a normal town. You start as this regular dude crashing at Katie’s place, pretending you’ll look for a job or be responsible or something, and then the game just quietly goes: “What if your boring life had monster girls, futa surprises, and moms who don’t know what the word ‘boundaries’ means?” It’s that kind of corruption, but slow and comfy, like when you say “only one more scene” and then realize you’re trying to get a demon girl pregnant because the goddess in the sky might clap for you.

The sandbox style is where it gets fun and annoying at same time. You just click around the city, different places, different times, poking events until something sexy explodes. One moment you’re doing a casual handjob scene in a cramped bathroom, staring at the cheap tiles more than her face, next moment you unlock a full-on multiple penetration fantasy that looks like some divine hentai artist took over your browser. There’s this one voyeur moment at Katie’s home that really hit us: MC peeking through a door crack, thinking he’s being sneaky, watching her masturbate with a toy she swore she “never uses,” and then the camera angle shifts so you see the goddess watching that same scene like she’s on her couch with popcorn. It’s twisted but in a funny way, like someone added a horny Twitch chat to your porn. The 3D-style characters actually look like people who sweat, jiggle, and get embarrassed when you catch them half naked. Or naked. Or on the sidewalk pretending they’re not doing exhibitionism at all. We had one futa encounter that went from romantic “let me hold you” to “okay that cock is actually bigger than mine, excuse me?” so fast it felt like a jump scare, in a good way. The pregnancy and transformation stuff sneaks up too: early on it’s just teasing, later you’re handling body swaps and milfy bellies and trying to remember who had which tits before magic happened. We kept complaining that the footjob stuff always triggers in the ugliest room of the house and never in the nice locations, and yeah, it still bothers us for some reason. But then you get a scene where the MC takes control, goes full male dom on a monster girl who was teasing him all week, and she ends up on her knees, drooling on his shaft while traffic passes outside the window and the goddess zooms in like “yup, archive that.” The pacing is weird, the romance moments are accidentally sweet then immediately ruined by anal, and half the time you’re just grinding time slots on your phone like it’s Candy Crush with tits, but the world slowly fills with lovers, pets, dommes, swinging couples, and that feeling that your whole harem is basically a cosmic toy box for a bored divine pervert watching from above and hoping you fuck up in the hottest possible way.

Fairy tales in this thing start out pretty normal, like you might really think “ok, I know where this is going, princess, castle, hero, bla bla,” and then suddenly the hero is face first between some witch’s thighs, licking like his life depends on it while three other girls watch and comment on his tongue skills. The tone is funny and horny at the same time, which is weird, because sometimes I was laughing at a joke about a sloppy blowjob right when the girl is drooling all over the guy’s cock and gagging on it. Text often plays around, like it knows you read a lot of porn games already, lots of small jabs at “brave chosen one” clichés, then you click one more choice and the “brave chosen one” is on his knees, sucking a futa knight’s cock clean after she wrecked his ass. I liked the humor, or maybe I didn’t, I still can’t decide, but it stuck in my head. Feels like those late-night fanfic binges on AO3 where the author is clearly horny and also a bit too online.

Scenes lean heavy into bodies, big asses everywhere, thick thighs wrapped around heads, girls grinding on each other like they just skipped ten pages of plot. You pick a path and it can go soft or totally filthy pretty fast. One moment you’re in a “pure” fairytale forest, next moment the “pure” elf princess is riding the MC’s face while her maid fingers her own ass in the background like it’s totally normal housework. The group scenes get pretty chaotic in a good way: two girls kissing on the side, another one jerking the guy off while he is balls deep in someone else, hands wandering, someone always groping someone. Lesbian stuff is not just a warm-up either, sometimes the guy is basically furniture while the girls are grinding and licking, then when they finally remember him, they use his cock just to finish the job, with creampies as a sort of final stamp. As a pacifist player I skipped everything that looked like “challenge” and just spammed through to see how many times I could push characters into “ok, one more round” sex. It’s kind of funny that the story talks about fate and quests, but I spent half the time checking if I could get one more anal scene out of the same character instead. And I still feel low-key annoyed by that one scene where the camera lingers on a plate of food on the table instead of the girl swallowing a mouthful of cum, like who thought that was the important part to show.

This one feels like some drunk Tinder story that went too far and crashed into a fantasy novel. You’re this guy waking up on a pirate ship that already looks like a bad idea, and before you can even think about where the hell your pants are, the whole deck is shaking and something huge is moving under the waves. The game doesn’t care about giving you choices, it just drags you along like a horny bedtime story with tentacles and salty wood everywhere. And I like that, honestly. It’s a kinetic thing, so you’re not pretending to be a genius strategist, you’re just along for the chaos, watching this poor bastard get pulled into a mess of wet ropes, screaming sailors, and one captain who could probably snap you in half with her thighs and then ask you to mop the floor after.

The captain is the star here. Big tits stuffed in a shirt that definitely lost a few buttons to “accidents”, arms like a gym influencer from Instagram, and this attitude like “I own this ship, the sea, and also maybe your dick if I feel like it.” There is this early moment where she’s fighting the wheel, storm blowing, crew running like idiots, and she barks an order at you, leans close, and the camera just hangs on her chest rising and falling under all that strain. You’re supposed to be scared of the huge monster in the water, but the game makes it very clear your eyes are not on the kraken. The romance grows out of that tension, like those stupid TikTok edits where enemies suddenly breathe too close, except here it’s wet wood, screaming, tentacles smashing the hull, and her shouting over the storm that you better not die without repaying your “debt.” And you know very well that “debt” is not about money.

The crazy part is how the story leans into the fantasy without pretending it’s classy. You want a serious pirate epic? This is not that. You want a big slimy kraken wrapping itself around the ship while you’re stuck between terror and a hard-on, listening to the captain promise she’ll protect her crew and maybe reward the “faithful” ones with something that’s definitely not a medal? Yeah, that’s much more the vibe. There’s a scene where the tentacles are slamming the deck and the whole camera shakes, and at the same time the text describes her grabbing you by the collar, pressing you against the rail, her breasts squashed against your chest while she whispers something filthy right in your ear, like she gets turned on by danger. The romance is not soft and fluffy; it’s that “I could kill you or ride you” energy, and my horny brain is not complaining. I was reading it on my phone, lying on my couch with Telegram pinging in the background, and I literally ignored three work messages because I wanted to see if she was going to kiss him or feed him to the sea god.

What I enjoyed is how the game uses the kraken like a third character in the relationship instead of just big scary monster. Sometimes the tentacles feel like this jealous ex, slapping the ship around whenever you get too close to the captain. The scenes play with that vibe, not fully crossing into full-on tentacle porn, but it always hangs there, like one bad decision away from going totally unhinged. There is one bit where the ship tilts, you fall, land basically face-first into her cleavage, and a shadow passes over both of you, like the beast is watching. It’s stupidly hot and also kind of funny, like Pornhub plot written by someone who actually reads books. The visuals help a lot here: the wet skin, the way fabric sticks to curves after the waves hit, the shine on her muscles when she’s pulling rope or bracing herself. Sometimes the models look a little stiff in the quieter moments, but then a wave hits, hair flies, tits bounce, and you forget you wanted “perfect realism” five seconds ago. The story keeps pushing forward like a storm you can’t stop, and you’re just this poor horny idiot hanging from the rigging, pretending you’re scared of the kraken when really you just want the captain to drag you into her cabin and show you why everyone obeys her so fast.

War, horny elves, and a city that feels like it never sleeps because something awful is always crawling in the shadows. That’s the mood here. You’re this guy Nathan, last scraps of a famous monster hunting family, trying to keep your head straight while the world goes straight to hell. The elven empress is basically doing a fantasy genocide speedrun, bodies on the streets, burned-out homes, and in the middle of all this horror you’ve got monster girls with ridiculous tits pressing against you in dark alleys and half-ruined temples. It sounds silly when I write it, but in the game it actually hits kind of hard. One scene you’re walking through Veskar with ACA patrols, rain on the pavement, corpses under sheets. Next scene, a demon milf with eyes like molten gold has you pinned to a wall, whispering in your ear how “strong your bloodline is” while grinding that huge ass on you. It shouldn’t work. It absolutely works.

I like how the game doesn’t treat the porn like a separate side dish. Sex just crashes into the story, same as the violence does. You might be questioning a cultist, everything tense and quiet, and suddenly the candles flare, something supernatural slips into the room, and now you’re in this half-possessed threesome with a horned mystery girl and a very annoyed, very stacked elf officer. There’s one early encounter where a big-titted wolf-girl you’re supposed to capture instead drags you into a half-collapsed warehouse, claws at your clothes, and you get this rough, desperate fuck with broken glass and moonlight all around. While she rides you, she keeps switching between snarling monster and soft, needy girl, and your choices there actually change how she acts later. I love that. I also hate it, because I missed one option, reloaded, then missed a different one, closed the tab, opened Reddit, then came back again like a clown. The game has that effect. It makes you chase scenes you didn’t even know you wanted.

Visually, the girls lean heavy into that thick fantasy look: wide hips, heavy curves, hair all over the place. The monster traits are not subtle. Horns, tails, glowing marks, weird eyes that look at you like they already undressed your soul. There’s this mysterious priestess type with a “pure” white dress that clings to her massive chest in a way no priest outfit ever would, and when she finally drops the holy act and climbs on top of you during a ritual, the whole room goes red with floating runes. It’s messy, a bit janky sometimes, and some poses look like they were figured out at 3 in the morning after too much coffee, but honestly that gives it charm. The horror parts even made me pause once, which almost never happens in porn games. One nightmare sequence where you chase your missing sister through a ruined Veskar street, shadows laughing, then you wake up hard as a rock with a monster girl sitting on your lap, asking if you “dreamed of her again.” I still don’t know if that line is hot or fucked up. Possibly both. Which fits this whole thing a bit too well.