You know what's funny about Cursed Hearts? The title makes it sound like some gothic romance thing, maybe vampires moping around in castles. Nope. It's a breeding simulator with elves and goblins and catgirls, and the "curse" is basically just that you need to fill them up until something breaks. I respect the honesty.

The art is that particular flavor of 3DCG where everyone looks like they've been polished with the same glossy filter, skin too smooth, breasts defying several laws of physics. Which is exactly what I signed up for, let's be real. The elf milf character has this expression permanently stuck between "mildly inconvenienced" and "about to sneeze" and I couldn't stop noticing it. Still tapped that obviously. The sandbox structure means you just wander around clicking on monster girls until things escalate, and the pregnancy mechanic is basically the entire progression system. Knock someone up, move to the next. It's like a very horny checklist.

There's this one goblin girl with an ass that the camera absolutely refuses to stop focusing on, and honestly the footjob scene came out of nowhere. I wasn't prepared. Nobody warns you about the foot stuff. The animations are stiff in that way where limbs move but nothing else does, like mannequins being posed by an invisible hand, but the creampie visuals are... thorough. They committed to that part. I wish the RPG elements actually mattered beyond giving you an excuse to grind, but they won't change that. The groping interactions feel like you're just poking a statue until a meter fills up, which is less sexy than it sounds. Or maybe exactly as sexy as it sounds, depending on your standards. I don't know anymore. The nekomata has two dialogue lines that repeat and one of them is just a purring sound effect written out phonetically. "Prrrrrr." Riveting stuff. Still bred her though. What does that say about me.

God, the voice acting caught me off guard. In a game about getting pegged into another dimension by futa monster moms, you don't expect genuinely hot moaning. The blonde one with the librarian glasses, she has this way of dragging out the word "pet" that made my stomach do a flip. Which is weird because usually degradation stuff feels cringey, like someone read a bad hentai script. Here it works, sort of. I kept clicking just to hear her call me worthless again, and I'm not even sure if that's a compliment to the game or a cry for help.

The JOI toggle is the real star though. You think it's a gimmick, then the tall demon lady with the abs starts giving step by step instructions in this bored voice and suddenly you're following along. Customizable tempo? Yeah, nobody asked for that, but now I can't imagine playing without it. There was a moment where I messed up the rhythm and honestly felt embarrassed, like she'd know. The game has barely any story right now, something about a university, a portal, whatever. Doesn't matter. You're there to get owned.

But also, the gallery system is broken in a way nobody will fix. After you play through once, the scene skipper gets confused and jumps to wrong segments, so you're watching a heartfelt anal training montage and suddenly it's a different character's footjob scene. Weirdly charming? Maybe for ten minutes. The soundtrack tries too hard to be epic fantasy when all you want is to hear the voice lines. Wish there was more variety in the monster designs, that one spider girl looks rushed compared to the milf orc who clearly got all the artist's attention. For an early build, it's a mess that I'll probably come back to. Send tweet. Or don't.

World of Corruption is what happens when someone takes the whole mind control fetish and actually remembers to write a story around it instead of just stringing together wank material. You know those games where you click a button and suddenly everyone's drooling over your dick? This isn't that. Well, it is, but it makes you work for it and feel kinda weird about it afterwards, which is honestly the whole point.

The protagonist gets this ability to influence people after some mysterious event, and the game does this clever thing where it never quite tells you if you're the bad guy or just some horny idiot who found a loaded gun. The corruption spreads slowly, and I mean that in the best way. One minute you're just testing the waters with a suggestive comment, next thing you know you've got a married woman on her knees while her husband's in the other room. The animated scenes are surprisingly smooth for a browser game, and the handjob sequences have this attention to detail that makes me wonder about the artist's search history. The parody elements are there if you squint, mostly in how it riffs on those old adventure games where you'd click on everything hoping for a sex scene. But here the choices actually branch in ways that matter, and characters remember what you did, which is terrifying when you think about it.

The fantasy elements are more psychological than magical, which I appreciate. No fireballs or elves, just the slow realization that power corrupts and absolute power makes for really good oral sex animations. The male protagonist is refreshingly not a complete blank slate, though he's still generic enough to project onto. I do wish the corruption paths were a bit more varied, sometimes it feels like you're just picking which flavor of domination you want, but then again that's kind of the genre. The 2DCG art style works better than it has any right to, especially during the more intense scenes where the expressions actually change based on context. My only real complaint is that some dialogue choices feel like they were written by someone who's never actually flirted with a human being, but then again neither have I, so maybe it's accurate.

Rebel Duet. Where do I even start. Probably with the succubus because she’s the whole reason you’re stuck in this fantasy mess. You get yanked from your boring office life, and suddenly you’re her bodyguard, sharing a house, trying not to die. The game doesn’t look polished, it’s got that rough 3DCG thing going on where sometimes the animations feel a bit stiff, but honestly I stopped caring. The voice acting caught me off guard, actually decent, makes the teasing hit different. She’ll just be there, talking, and you realize you’ve been staring at the screen way too long.

Picked the female protagonist because I wanted to see where the lesbian stuff went. It’s mostly that, with some optional bi scenes thrown in. The mind control tag isn’t just for show either. There’s this one moment early on where you’re training her, leveling up her corruption, and she gets this look. You know the one. Then she’s on her knees and it’s a pov footjob out of nowhere. I didn’t even spec for that build. The game just does things like that, drops a handjob scene or some anal training and you’re supposed to just roll with it. The humor helps, it’s not all serious dark fantasy. The protagonist starts off so pathetically weak, can barely swing a sword, and the succubus mocks you for it. But by act three you’re a spellsword and the power dynamic flips. That slow burn, man. It takes forever but the payoff when you finally dominate a fight, or a sex scene, hits harder.

I wish the inventory system was less clunky. Scrolling through items feels like a chore and I keep forgetting which potion does what. Won’t be fixed, I bet. The graphic violence surprised me too, it’s not just a porn game, there’s actual blood and stakes. The world building is what got me though. Different towns, side heroines with their own little stories, flings that don’t overstay their welcome. You can go full harem or keep it romantic, poly, whatever. The game doesn’t judge. Just don’t expect to be a gigachad right away. You’ll be fumbling through dialogue trees and getting your ass kicked while your demon roommate laughs. And then later you’re the one laughing. Or something. I forgot where I was going with this. The soundtrack loops are stuck in my head now. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

So there's this time travel thing, right, whole world gets hit at once, and you're just some broke college kid about to flunk out. That's the setup. But the game doesn't really care about the sci-fi part. It's a dating sim wearing a cyberpunk jacket. You know the type. And honestly? The jacket's got some nice stitching.

The first thing that got me was the dialogue. Actually no, first thing was the tits. There's a milf character, I forget her name, but the way the camera lingers when she leans over a desk. That's not accidental. The animated CGs do a lot of heavy lifting. Titfuck scene with her had me pausing to check if my browser was lagging. It wasn't. It's just that smooth.

Then there's this whole school setting subplot with a lesbian couple you can sort of... orbit around. You don't get to join them, which is bullshit, but the teasing is relentless. One of them catches you staring and just smirks. Doesn't say anything. That's the kind of small detail I wish more games did. The groping scenes feel less like a minigame and more like a rhythm you have to learn. Fail and she laughs. Succeed and she pretends she didn't want it. Classic.

The interracial tag shows up late, with a character who's also tied to the incest plotline somehow? I think? The story gets fuzzy around the middle. You're trying to fix your rent situation but then suddenly there's a threesome in a lab. I don't know. I stopped caring about the plot around the time the sex toys came out. The handjob animation is weirdly tender for a game that also has group sex with aliens or something.

I keep thinking about the fantasy tag. There's a dream sequence with a big ass and a creampie that felt like it belonged in a different game entirely. But I didn't hate it. Maybe that's the point. The whole thing is a mess of genres and kinks, and it works because it never apologizes. The male protagonist is a blank slate, but the women carry every scene. Especially the one with the school uniform and the slow unbuttoning. You'll know it when you see it.

Wish there was more romance. The game says romance but it's mostly just fucking. Which is fine. But I wanted one quiet moment that wasn't leading to a blowjob. There isn't one. Not really. And maybe that's okay.

The whole thing runs in your browser so there’s no setup nonsense, just a witch with a chip on her shoulder and a cave full of orks who definitely didn’t sign up for this. She’s fresh out of some academy but her magic is completely busted, like the professors probably sighed every time she walked into class. Not fireballs and sparkles. More like… weird shit that makes enemies reconsider their life choices while their pants suddenly feel too tight.

The turn based combat has this rhythm where you’re juggling skills and powers that all feel slightly wrong in the best way. One minute you’re blasting some green brute with a spell, next minute she’s got her hand down her robes because the magic demands it. The masturbation mechanic isn’t just tacked on for show, it actually feeds into her abilities which is both hilarious and kind of genius. High score tracking makes you want to optimize your degenerate choices. I spent way too long trying to perfect a run and my wrist hated me for it. The sound design is surprisingly solid for a browser game, little squelches and moans that sync up with the animated scenes. RPG elements mean you’re constantly tweaking her build, deciding if you want more power or more… endurance.

Top 3 Moments You’ll Want to Screenshot: when she first meets the ork boss and the power dynamic flips so fast you’ll choke, the discovery that her virgin status actually matters mechanically and leads to some wild interracial scenes, and any time the arcade style scoring pops off during a monster encounter because the animations go full 3DCG madness. She’s not like other witches and thank fuck for that because standard fantasy tropes can get bent. The management side of things creeps up on you too, resource juggling between spells and self pleasure breaks. Wish there was more variety in the cave backgrounds but whatever, the focus is clearly on the action and the action delivers. For a free browser thing it’s way more polished than it has any right to be even though I just called it unpolished earlier. The female protagonist angle works because she’s owning her weirdness instead of being some damsel.

The mask system is what got me. You pick a face and suddenly you're not you anymore, just another nobody in the market under the mountain. I spent way too long on that screen, like when you're making a Skyrim character at 4am and suddenly it's daylight. The masks aren't just cosmetic either, they change how NPCs react, which I didn't realize until my third run when I picked the creepy bird mask and suddenly everyone was way more hostile. Nice touch, but also fuck you game for not explaining that.

The blackmail mechanics are deliciously scummy. You dig up dirt on these masked weirdos and then you can squeeze them for info or favors. There's this one scene with a merchant who's secretly trafficking something nasty, and you can either report him or hold it over his head forever. I chose the latter obviously, because I'm trash, and the way his dialogue shifts after that is chef's kiss. He hates you but he has to smile. The corruption angle isn't sexual at all, which is weird for a game on this site, but it's more about moral decay. Your protagonist just gets grubbier and grubbier depending on what you do. By the end of my first playthrough I'd betrayed like four people and the ending was just... bleak. No tits, no ass, just existential dread.

The multiple endings thing is real though. I got the "nobody wins" ending first, then went back and tried to be a good person and somehow got an even worse one. The dystopian vibe is thick, reminds me of that old Pathologic game where everything feels wrong but you can't pinpoint why. Soundtrack is mostly ambient dread noises, which fits but I wish there was at least one banger. The female protagonist route has some different dialogue options but honestly the male one felt more natural for the scumbag playstyle. Graphic violence tag is earned, there's a scene with a knife that made me alt-tab for a second. Not for the squeamish, but if you're here for corruption and blackmail and that sweet sweet moral bankruptcy, this delivers without a single lewd CG.

So my partner and I, we're always looking for games where you can just be a total degenerate without the game judging you for it, you know? This one, Dual Ascension, it starts with you and your best friend, classic setup, and there's this whole magic world and "progression fantasy" thing. Honestly I zoned out a bit on the lore because the main thing, the absolute core of it, is this "secret technique" you unlock. It's basically a cheat code for getting people naked. The first time it clicked, I actually laughed out loud. You're in this tense standoff with some elf guard who's way too serious, and the dialogue options are all like "try to reason" or "use the technique." You pick the technique and suddenly the whole scene just derails into this absurdly detailed, very explicit encounter. The writing doesn't try to be poetic, it's just... direct. "He pulled down her trousers and she gasped," that kind of thing. It knows what it is.

The art is... a choice. It's got that slightly off model, indie visual novel look where sometimes a hand looks like a bunch of bananas and other times the lighting on a pair of tits is weirdly perfect. My partner kept pointing at the screen going "why is his neck so thick?" during a supposedly sexy scene and we'd just lose it. But then, I don't know, the next scene would have this genuinely hot setup with a catgirl and the jankyness somehow made it hotter? Like finding a dirty magazine in the woods. It feels more transgressive than those super polished 3D games that try too hard. There's a part with a slime monster that I wish had more branching options, but it won't be updated so whatever.

We played it on the browser through that itch.io app, and the save system is a bit of a mess, I lost my progress once after a particularly good scene with the blacksmith's daughter and I almost threw my phone. The fetish stuff is there, it's not shy about it, but it's woven in without a big neon sign. It just... happens. One minute you're talking about mana cores, the next you're reading a very detailed description of something involving a tail that I won't spoil. The comedy lands more often than it should, mostly because the main character is such a horny idiot. There's a running joke about his "mana reserves" that's basically just a stamina bar for sex and it's the dumbest thing I've ever loved.

I have this thing with sequels, right? Like a second date after the first one went... weirdly good. You remember the highlights, the unexpected moments, but you're terrified they'll mess it up by trying too hard. Sorcerer 2 isn't trying too hard. It's just... more. More monster girls with their weird biology and weirder needs, more of my dude bumbling through a fantasy world with his dick basically leading the narrative. The plot is the same flavor of nonsense, some dark prophecy probably, but who cares when a catgirl is doing that thing with her tongue.

The 3DCG is, I don't know, it's aggressively fine. It's got that specific Daz3D look where everyone's skin is a little too shiny, like they're all slightly sweaty. Which, I mean, they usually are by the end of a scene, so maybe it's a feature. The animations are stiff sometimes. One girl's tail clipped straight through a bed and I just stared at it for a solid minute. Completely took me out of the moment. But then the next scene was this full-on exhibitionist thing in the middle of a goblin market, graphic and messy and exactly the kind of "why is this turning me on" content I'm here for. The pregnancy stuff is still there, a big focus, and I swear the belly physics got an upgrade, which is a sentence I just typed.

I think I was trying to unlock a scene with the lamia for like an hour. The branching felt arbitrary. Pick "go left" and you get a handjob, pick "go right" and you get a philosophical debate and then a handjob. The violence tag is no joke though, it gets splattery in a way that clashes hard with the harem comedy. One minute it's "oops, all creampies" and the next it's a blood geyser. My brain couldn't handle the tonal whiplash. I'd give it the "Most Dedicated Use of a Single Body Fluid Type Per Scene" award. Sometimes it's just the one fluid, you know? Committed.