The first time Goten accidentally walks in on Chi-Chi changing, you get a choice that feels almost too on the nose. Peek longer or look away. And look, we all know why we're here, it's a DBZ parody where the character models have been inflated to absurd proportions, Chi-Chi's chest defying physics in that specific 2D way that makes you think the artist spent way too much time on the bounce animations. But that initial choice, that tiny moment of agency, it actually made me pause for a second. Which is more than I expected from something that's basically a wank material delivery system.

The whole thing runs on a simple choice tree, Goten stumbling from one scenario to the next like a hormonal pinball. Android 18's route, that's where the art really shines, the cold expression barely cracking while things escalate from a handjob that feels almost transactional to full on scenes. There's a weird attention to detail in how her hair is drawn, individual strands catching light, and then right next to it you have a background that looks like it was scribbled in five minutes. The inconsistency is jarring. One minute you're admiring the shading on Bulma's ridiculous ass, the next you're staring at a chair that looks like a deformed potato. Why. Why do they do this.

Android 21 shows up at some point, the whole thing getting even more convoluted with the lore, and there's a footjob scene with Chi-Chi that comes out of nowhere. No buildup, just bam, toes. The writing tries to justify everything with some vague "choices adapting to your tastes" nonsense but honestly it's just a flimsy excuse to string together the scenes. The male protagonist is about as interesting as wet cardboard, which is probably intentional, a blank slate for the player to project onto. Still, that one moment with 17 watching from a doorway, completely deadpan, made me laugh out loud. Not sure if it was supposed to be funny. Maybe the whole thing is a comedy and I missed the point entirely while focusing on the jiggle physics.

Guy stuck in a small cafe, counting coins, serving cappuccinos, pretending to smile at assholes who think they’re funny. That is where this thing starts, and honestly it hit a bit too real. He snaps, says fuck this, and runs off to Brazil for “a year off” that very quickly looks like “I’m going to ruin my morals and my sleep schedule on hot people and bad decisions”. Rio in this game is sweaty, loud, pushy, full of skin and music. Not some postcard. There is sand everywhere, bodies pressed together in parties that feel one step away from an orgy, and the guy really has no idea what he is doing, which is the fun part. You are not some expert seducer. You are a tired barista who suddenly has a Brazilian girl grinding on your lap at a beach bar while you try to remember her name and also not cum in your shorts.

The game leans hard into vacation romance but not the soft “we hold hands and share coconut” kind. It starts sweet. You meet this smiling latina girl with that bouncy, easy-going vibe, talks fast, teases you, drags you to a beach party. She walks barefoot everywhere and for some reason the camera just keeps going down to her feet. And then you notice how often the scenes focus on toes, ankles, stepping on you lightly under the table in a beach cafe, her heel pressing on your crotch while other people are talking in the background like nothing is wrong. There is a full scene where she uses your dick as a footrest while you are supposed to listen to her friend, and I swear that moment felt way more intimate than the actual blowjob later. The oral scenes are messy and real, not pretty porn choreography. She goes down on you in places that feel almost too public, like behind a bar counter while some drunk tourists are shouting two meters away. Sometimes you get the choice to be tender, slow, kissing her neck and playing with her hair. Sometimes the game straight up asks if you want to push her head down and be rough. Those multiple choices actually matter in how she treats you later, which shocked me a bit because I expected the usual fake “choice”.

Then there is the part that will piss some people off or turn them on extra hard. The whole “I am the only guy” fantasy dies fast. You are not. Brazil is hot, people are horny, alcohol is cheap. There is a party where you leave her alone for a bit and when you come back she is flirting with this tall black dude on the dance floor, and the game just lets you stand there and watch. The camera sticks on her body rubbing against him, his hands on her ass, and you decide if you interrupt, walk away, or stay and let it play. If you stay, shit gets wild. She takes him to a darker corner of the beach, music still blasting, and that is where the netorare stuff really slaps you. She looks back at you while sucking his cock, like “are you seeing this?” and the mix of humiliation and arousal is written way too well for something with cum on her chin. It is not just shock porn either. The morning after, her attitude is different depending what you chose. She might cuddle and be cute or treat you like a side dude she keeps handy. I actually got low-key annoyed at her in one route and then replayed just to see her be more “mine”.

Foot lovers get constant food. She sits on your face with sandy feet and you either kiss them or get told you are boring. She rubs your shaft between her soles during a lazy afternoon in a cheap Airbnb, sunlight on her brown skin, your phone buzzing with some stupid message from your old cafe job that you completely ignore while she makes you cum all over her toes. Oral fans get scenes where she wakes you up with her mouth after a long party night, taste of alcohol and sweat, no fake romantic music, just slurping sounds and your character trying to remember what day it is. There are softer scenes too, like sharing a quiet moment at a street cafe, her licking ice cream slowly while she presses her foot against your ankle under the table, and for some reason that tiny press feels more intimate than the actual sex you had earlier with someone else. Not every choice is great, some routes feel a bit rushed, and the English in a couple lines made me pause, but in a weird way that fits the whole messy vacation vibe. Nothing is perfect. Everything is hot, a bit wrong, and gone too fast.

The pixel art is actually pretty rough, which I think is on purpose. Not ugly, but deliberately unpolished, like a sketch that got colored in. Mother Superior has these absolutely massive tits that the artist clearly spent way more time on than her face. Priorities, I guess. The whole setup is this weird religious commune thing that falls apart when the Father gets busted for stealing money, and suddenly you're all crammed into a shitty motel with two novices and the Mother Superior. Sharing beds. Real subtle.

The sandbox structure means you just click around the motel rooms and see what happens. Found a scene where I was watching one of the novices through a crack in the door while she was, uh, getting acquainted with a toy. Voyeurism tag earned right there. The corruption stuff creeps in slow. One day you're just talking, next thing you know there's a footjob happening in the cramped little bathroom while the other sister is supposedly asleep three feet away. The game doesn't make a big deal about it either, which somehow makes it filthier. No dramatic music swell, just a quiet handjob scene that escalates into her using her chest because where else is this going.

The interracial tag shows up later with some new characters, and suddenly the harem aspect kicks in. Group scenes get messy. Like, logistically messy on that tiny motel bed. The writing is surprisingly blunt about the cheating angle too. Not my thing usually, but the game doesn't pretend it's anything else. You're corrupting these women, they know it, the game knows it.

What bugs me though is the sandbox can feel aimless. Clicked around for ten minutes once trying to trigger the next anal scene and just kept getting repeat dialogue. The virgin tag applies to one of the novices and the buildup to that is actually decent, lots of groping and dry humping before the main event. But then after you pop that cherry, the game sort of rushes through the hardcore stuff. Titjobs everywhere. Which, fine, but I wanted more of that slow corruption from the early hours.

The CG hentai scenes are static but detailed enough. One image of the Mother Superior bent over the motel sink has lived in my head rent free for a week. Her expression. That's the good shit.

This one starts with that classic “you’re getting shipped off to military school” setup, but it turns horny way quicker than it has any right to. You’re this guy who really doesn’t want to spend his life marching and saluting, then you find this creepy old book about controlling minds and nudging desires, and from there everything goes off the rails. The story pretends to be about fate and choices and all that, but honestly it’s about how many women around you you can corrupt, seduce, or straight up break. It tries to be mysterious, and sometimes it works, especially when the MC starts doubting if what he’s doing is actually his idea or something the book is doing to him, but most of the time I just went, “ok, who am I gonna make strip for me in this scene.” The game acts like you’re a victim of circumstance, but you’re basically a walking hard-on with magic cheat codes for people’s brains, and it knows that.

The girls are the real hook. They start off acting normal, a little distant, a little stubborn, and then slowly you pull on those weak spots. One minute she’s scolding you, next minute you’ve got her on her knees, giving you this desperate look while she’s stroking you with her feet because you told her it turns you on, and she’s blushing but still doing it harder. There are a few scenes where you catch a character in the shower through a cracked door, watching the water run over her big tits while she fingers herself, mumbling your name like she hates herself for it. Those voyeur moments hit especially dirty. I liked how some women stay proud even while being used, like they’re trying to keep a tiny bit of dignity while you push them into anal on a sofa they swore they’d never even kiss on. Then in another route the same character might be all “no, I’d never cheat” and five clicks later she’s spread on the bed, husband forgotten, whining that your cock is thicker and deeper and that she needs more. It pretends to be romantic sometimes, but the game’s at its best when it drops the nice act and lets you be a manipulative bastard.

What surprised me a bit is how often it leans into power games between women too. There’s this moment where two girls are supposed to be comforting each other, and it quietly turns into one of them taking control, ordering the other to strip and show everything “so we can be honest.” Next thing, you’re watching them grind against each other, one girl clearly in charge, fingers digging into soft ass, whispering in her ear how dirty she is for getting wet in front of you. Sometimes you’re actively pushing it with those mind tricks, sometimes they just slide into it like they were waiting for someone to give them permission. There’s a scene where one woman, usually very classy, ends up licking another girl’s pussy for you, then turning to ask you if she did it “well enough” and there’s this mix of shame and pride on her face that feels almost too real. Interracial stuff pops up kind of suddenly, like the game just remembered it could, and then it goes hard on that angle for a while, mixing it with domination and light bondage in ways that feel messy but hot. The corruption builds gradually, then you realize this whole “harem” situation kind of formed around you without the story clearly saying when it became that. It’s not subtle, it’s not polite, it’s sometimes a bit trashy, but when a woman who used to ignore you is riding your cock, tits bouncing, begging you to cum inside while another girl is kneeling at your side, kissing and licking any skin she can reach, you don’t really care about subtle.

The diary framing is a lie. Or maybe it's not, I don't know, I clicked through the first few entries and then just started picking whatever choice made Miu's top look like it was about to lose a structural integrity battle. The game says it's about Keiichi and his five heroines figuring out their futures, healing past wounds, all that. But the first real scene I got was on a beach in what I think is Brazil, and Senri's foot was already doing things under the table at a cafe that would get you banned from most establishments. Not complaining.

The 3DCG models have that specific look, you know the one. Plastic skin but somehow the tan lines on the latina character, I forget her name, the one with the impossibly big ass, they got the tan lines right. Spent way too long on that detail. The animation during the oral scenes is stiff but the sound design, or lack of it, there's this weird echo in the party scene that made me think my headphones broke. They weren't. It's just like that. The netorare tag is there but it's not in your face, more like a slow dread that creeps up when you realize you picked the wrong dialogue option three screens ago and now Kaede is looking at that other guy with a smile she never gave you. Wish there was a way to undo choices without restarting the whole chapter but that's not happening.

The footjob scene unlocks way too early. Or maybe exactly at the right time, depending on why you're here. The writing tries to be poetic about love defying illness and distance but then Hina's teasing you with a popsicle in a way that has nothing to do with poetry. The contrast is jarring in a way I kind of respect. Like the game can't decide if it's a melancholic visual novel about broken people or a fap material delivery system. It's both. It fails at being both. It succeeds anyway. The harem route seems impossible to avoid, every choice leads to someone new showing up with bigger tits than the last. That's not a complaint. I think.

The loading screen for this thing is just Janna's splash art with a cheap purple filter over it and I already know I'm in for some jank. You pick her outfit, which is basically a purity slider from "church picnic" to "definitely not wearing underwear," and then you're dropped into a quest log that reads like a horny 14-year-old's DeviantArt commission sheet. The first real choice is whether to help a lost girl in the forest or just... watch her struggle. I picked help because I'm not a monster, but the game clearly wanted me to pick the other thing. The writing has this weird energy where every dialogue option feels like it was translated through three different languages and then back into English by someone who learned vocabulary exclusively from fanfiction. "Your gentle hands are like summer breeze on my troubled skin" is an actual line. I screenshotted it.

The corruption mechanics are about as subtle as a brick through a window. You do a quest, you get a little popup that's like "Janna feels a strange warmth in her loins" and then a stat goes up. There's this whole foot fetish subplot that comes out of absolutely nowhere. One minute you're collecting herbs for a potion, the next a random elf lady is asking to massage Janna's feet and the game gives you a detailed description of toe-sucking that I was not emotionally prepared for on a Tuesday. The art during these scenes is... look, it's functional. The anatomy does that thing where bodies bend in ways that would require several extra vertebrae. But the faces are expressive in that specific "I've seen things" way that low-budget adult games always nail.

I spent way too long trying to figure out if the anal scene was bugged or if it was supposed to unlock that early. The quest marker just appeared in my log with no context, like "Hey, there's a mysterious merchant in town who wants to discuss... alternative trade routes." And I clicked it because I'm a completionist, and suddenly Janna is bent over a barrel while the game's single looping music track keeps playing its jaunty little lute melody. The tonal whiplash is honestly impressive. The humor tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. Some of it's intentional, like the dialogue choices that are just "Yes" or "Yes, but with more enthusiasm." Some of it's definitely not, like when a dramatic corruption moment got interrupted by a tutorial popup explaining the masturbation minigame. I wish the choices actually branched instead of just being different flavors of the same downward spiral, but that's never getting fixed. Anyway the sound effects are just stock library stuff and the squelching noise they use for everything is going to haunt my dreams.

I found a bug where if you click on the mom character's feet during the dinner scene on loop 4, her dialogue resets but the affection counter still goes up. So you can just farm points forever while she keeps saying "oh my, what are you doing down there" like it's the first time. Which honestly feels like the whole point of this game anyway.

The time loop mechanic is basically groundhog day but with more tits. You're this college kid living with three women, a busty landlady type, her daughter who's in your class, and another student who rents a room. Normal stuff. Then the same Tuesday keeps happening. At first I thought it was gonna be some deep mystery but nah, you just use the loops to grope people and see what happens. There's this one scene where you can walk in on the daughter changing and every loop she acts surprised even though you've done it twelve times. The voice acting is actually decent for a porn game, the landlady has this low husky thing going on that makes the footjob scene work better than it should.

The art style is that clean cg hentai look where everyone's proportions are ridiculous but in a way that knows what it's doing. The exhibitionism stuff gets pretty creative, there's a part where you convince the college girl to skip class and she ends up giving you head in the library stacks while other students walk past. The game doesn't punish you for being a creep which is refreshing. Most visual novels make you feel bad about it. This one's like yeah, time's broken, grab some boobs.

I wish the group scenes were easier to trigger though. The requirements are weird and I kept getting the same solo route with the daughter because I missed some flag on loop 2. Also the humor lands about half the time, there's this running joke about the protagonist's video game collection that goes nowhere. But the foot fetish content is surprisingly detailed for something that feels like it was added because someone on the dev team has a thing. The landlady's feet have more animation frames than her face.

Galaxy is fucked, humans are scattered everywhere, and this game basically opens with you crawling out of a smoking hole in what used to be your apartment while some psycho assassin tries to finish the job. It feels like someone mashed a noir detective show with horny Mass Effect fanfiction, then gave the writer a bad day and a dirty mind. You’re a guy with more attitude than sense, trying to figure out who tried to kill you and why your partner just disappeared right when everything went to shit. One moment you’re tracking data trails through neon-lit corridors and sketchy criminal docks, next moment you’re getting a sloppy blowjob in a back room from someone who definitely has their own agenda. Stuff is actually voiced, too, which surprised me, because I opened this in Firefox on a second monitor and suddenly there’s a girl moaning in full volume while I forget my headphones are unplugged. The acting is not Oscar level, but it gives scenes more weight, especially when you’re interrogating someone who switches from sarcastic banter to begging you to fuck her in about three lines. Classic future police work, right?

From engine side, it runs smoother in Chrome than in Edge for me, especially during those short cg animations when bodies start moving and there’s fluid everywhere. On my older laptop the animated sequences made the fan scream like crazy, but no visible stutter, just hot as hell. Scene transitions are pretty fast, though the preloading of some longer sex scenes feels slightly off, like it pauses one second too long right when you’re about to finish. In one interrogation scene on some shady space station, you’ve got a suspect with her boots up on the table, insulting you, refusing to talk. You can push her hard with threats, or lean into her kink and end up with her grinding her heel into your crotch before she wraps those feet around your dick and works you like she’s signing a confession by hand. Later, in a cargo bay with flickering blue lights, there’s a moment where you’re fucking a girl from behind, deep and rough, while she’s half complaining about the galaxy falling apart and half begging you not to stop, and the background chatter of alarms and distant gunfire actually keeps going. That little detail makes the whole future setting feel like sex is happening in the middle of real chaos, not in some separate porn bubble. The violence side gets nasty in places too, people shot, blood on walls, bodies just left floating. It never turns into torture porn, but it doesn’t pretend this criminal world is soft.

The harem angle creeps up slowly. First it feels like a straight mystery with some hot side encounters, then suddenly you realize you’ve got multiple women orbiting you for different reasons: one with that “professional partner who maybe wants more” vibe, one pure trouble with a wicked sense of humor who will jerk you off just to distract you from asking questions, and another who goes from cold, efficient killer to dripping under you the moment you pin her to a metal bulkhead. Sometimes the timing of the jokes clashes with the drama; you’re watching a corpse float in zero-g and two seconds later some girl is teasing you about how hard you are. It weirdly works, except when a punchline stomps on what could have been a heavy moment. There was one sex scene where the girl is riding you in a cramped shuttle cockpit, her tits bouncing in sync with the red alert lights, and all I could think about was how the UI overlay button in the corner was slightly misaligned and it drove me insane for the whole scene. Never got fixed. Still, when the game shifts from gun-in-your-face to tongue-on-your-cock in the space of one dialogue choice, it somehow feels natural for this filthy little galaxy. You’re not a hero, you’re just the guy everyone wants information or dick from. Or both.

Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.