Silestaur's fourth animation and yeah, it's exactly what you'd expect if you've seen their stuff before. Rough around the edges. Not trying to be cinema. Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps in a loop that lasts maybe forty seconds, pov shot, doggy style, creampie finish. The fur textures look like someone smeared vaseline on a 2016 tumblr gif but honestly? That jank gives it character. Too many patreon animators polish everything until it feels sterile, like a medical diagram. This one has soul, or at least horny energy that doesn't pretend to be art.

Judy's face is the weirdest part. Sometimes she looks into it, ears flopping with the motion, other times her expression just... glitches. Like she's buffering mid-thought. Nick's knot stays fully buried which is a nice touch for the furry crowd, and the internal cum shot has that cloudy white effect that reminds me of those old newgrounds flash animations where the artist just discovered alpha channels. There's no sound design to speak of, just a silent loop you can drag back and forth with the scrubber. I spent way too long rewinding the moment before he finishes, something about the anticipation hits different when you control the timing.

Wish there was more bunny anatomy going on. Zootopia fans have been drawing these two for a decade and the best stuff always plays with the size difference, the interspecies weirdness. This animation kinda forgets Judy is tiny compared to Nick. They're just... two bodies. Could be anyone in fur coats. The pov camera stays locked behind Nick so you never see his smug fox face, which feels like a missed opportunity because half the appeal is that dynamic, the con artist and the cop. But I keep coming back to it anyway. Three words: furry comfort food. Not groundbreaking, not trying to be, just there when you need it.

You ever mod a sprite and realize the original artist left a weird seam? That's this whole game's energy. Not a bug, a feature. Pussymon episode 31, right? So I'm poking through the assets, trying to fix the walk cycle for Lizardish, and the tail rigging is a nightmare. Someone just parented it to the spine with zero weight painting. Looks like a wet noodle during the new animations. And there's 27 of those, by the way.

But that's what I'm here for, isn't it? The Easter eggs in area 06, after the boss, they're tied to a time of day check. Sloppy conditional in the script, you can just set your system clock instead of waiting. Typical. One of them involves Valentina and a very specific use of her tongue that made me forget about the janky tail physics entirely. The dev said it's a "very enjoyable gift" and I mean, anatomically questionable but the tweening is smooth. Can't argue with 27 new loops. The reworked unfinished Pussymon, three of them, they finally have scenes. Not just placeholder grunts. Actual, you know, encounters. Lepllanny's new scene has this weird fog effect I had to disable in the code because it was tanking the framerate.

The boss joins your team later. That's a choice. 350 lines of text and I skimmed most of it, something about revelations. The real story is the modding potential. The folder structure is a disaster, texture atlases named "asdf2.png". So many unoptimized PNGs. But the core loop, catching and then watching, it's there. Just don't expect the dialogue to win any awards. Unless the award is for most creative use of the word "moist", which I think I saw. The cheat manager in the Special Edition is a joke, a simple bool toggle. I could've written that in my sleep.

You ever get that itch where you just need to see a wolfman with two dicks ruin a blonde in a zero suit? No pretense here, this is pure Krystal engine nonsense, the kind that makes you remember why browser games exist. Samus, looking like she walked out of a cheap pinup calendar, gets cornered by a werewolf and a dinosaur with a frankly absurd pink cock. The dinosaur’s thing is so big it’s almost a character itself, swaying around like a third leg that forgot its manners.

The animation loops are short but they hit that sweet spot of janky dedication. There’s a moment during the blowjob where Samus’s eyes go all vacant and the werewolf’s twin shafts clip right through her hair, and it’s so dumb I snorted. Then the dinosaur steps in and the whole scene shifts to this frantic, piledriver rhythm that feels like someone’s first SFM project got possessed by a horny ghost. The cumshots are... generous. Like a firehose of white pixels that would make a hentai artist blush. My partner and I were taking turns calling out the weirdest details, like how the werewolf’s fur texture looks suspiciously like a carpet sample, and we lost it when the dino’s tail started wagging mid-thrust.

I wish the sound design wasn’t just recycled squelches from a 2005 flash library, but that’s never changing. The blonde hair physics are a disaster, flailing around like noodles in a storm, and the big tits barely jiggle when they should be bouncing off the screen. Still, there’s this one frame where the furry’s knot catches the light and I swear it winked at me. Don’t go looking for story, there’s no metroid here, just meat. The whole thing is a chaotic smear of cocks and tits and fur, and honestly, that’s the point. It’s broken in ways that make it better, like a pizza with too much cheese sliding off the crust. You just grab a slice and laugh while it burns your chin.

The rabbit's got a dick. That's the first thing, right there on the screen, and the animation for the thrust is so janky it loops with this weird stutter that somehow makes it hotter. The whole thing looks like a lost Newgrounds flash from 2005, deliberately crusty pixels and all. You're this blue bunny, and the goal is to smack skeletons and medusa heads with a whip, classic Castlevania stuff, except when you miss a dodge, a wolfman doesn't just damage you. He bends you over a crumbling stone block. The sound effect for the lube squelch is way too loud. I had to alt-tab to check my volume mixer because I thought another tab was playing something.

The platforming is slippery as hell. The slide move, S plus down arrow, never comes out when you need it, especially in the clock tower section where the flying imps grab you from behind. Getting caught isn't a fail state, it's a transition. The scene shifts to a close-up, the rabbit's face goes from determined to that classic ahegao expression, tongue out, eyes rolling. The furry tag is no joke, the fur texture on his belly is detailed in a way the background bricks aren't. I found myself intentionally flubbing jumps just to see the badger boss's special attack. It's a blowjob scene but with this weird, aggressive pacing that feels more like a fighting game combo than a sex act.

Forgot to mention the sub-weapons. You press Space to cycle through them, holy water, an axe, but the axe throw animation is broken. It just floats there. I spent ten minutes trying to get the axe to hit a candle before realizing the real game is in getting hit. The parody elements are thin, a few remixed music chiptunes that cut out abruptly when a scene triggers. There's a moment in the library where a possessed book enemy doesn't attack, it just opens to a page with a crudely drawn knot. I don't know why that detail stuck with me. The whole thing is a mess of sharp teeth and floppy ears and I still don't know if there's an actual ending or if it just loops forever. The arcade action is just the appetizer for the defeat screens.

Alright, so this Pussymon thing. It's an RPG Maker joint, you know the type, but the whole gimmick is catching these... creatures. And the sex cards. The animated ones. That's the pull, right? I spent way too long in the first forest just grinding encounters because the dev patched the wild AI to be more aggressive. Says so in the notes. They attack more now. Which is fine, I guess, if you want the game to be harder, but I was just trying to see the new interface. The inventory screen actually works now, you can see your items and skills without squinting. That's a genuine improvement.

The skill system for unlocking areas is weird. You don't talk to some NPC anymore, you just... use a skill on the map. Like, you learn "Cut" or whatever and then you walk up to a bush and press the button. It's more direct, I suppose. But I wandered around for fifteen minutes because I forgot I even had the damn skill. The map design doesn't exactly scream "use your new ability here." There's a spot near the second town, a weird looking tree, and I just walked past it five times. My fault? Probably. But still.

The new Pussymons. Ten of them. Some are furry bait, obviously. A bunny one with proportions that defy physics. The sex cards are what you're here for. The animations are... look, they're not winning any awards for smoothness, but the scenes are explicit. No fade to black, no coy bullshit. You beat a wild Pussymon and you get a card. The bunny one's card is... enthusiastic. Lots of bouncing. The sound design is just stock squelching, which is hilarious. Honestly, the whole thing feels like a fever dream coded in a basement, and the patreon link is right there in the menu, no shame. I respect the hustle. The FAQ for future updates isn't in yet, so who knows where this trainwreck is heading next. Probably more bunnies.

The hazelnut thing is what gets me. Like, okay, we have this squirrel, right? And you pick their gender, which is already a nice touch, most of these things just throw you in. But the whole setup revolves around this giant, I mean really big, hazelnut shaped anal dildo. It's so specific. I was sketching a corset with acorn cups last week and this has the same energy, just completely committed to the woodland creature aesthetic but make it filthy. The fur texture is surprisingly decent for something that feels like it was coded in a weekend, soft around the edges where the big cock, and I mean a horse cock later which is a whole surprise, presses in.

The anal focus is relentless. You're not just teasing, you're going deep immediately and the cumshot at the end is like a firehose. There's no buildup, it's just straight to perverted actions as the description says. I respect that directness. My brain keeps going back to the dildo though, the way it stretches the furry ass, it's hypnotic. I wish you could change the color of the squirrel's tail. Why is it always that flat brown? A little auburn highlight would make the whole scene pop, especially with the white cum contrast. Missed opportunity for visual drama.

And then the horse cock appears. No warning, just equine anatomy suddenly in the mix. The big ass takes it like a champ, the animation gets a little jittery here, frames dropping or something, but the sheer absurd size makes up for it. It's the kind of game where you alt-tab out and just stare at your desktop for a second, wondering if you really saw a squirrel get double stuffed by a hazelnut and a horse. The furry tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting, it's not just ears on a human, it's full body fluff. I'd give it the "Most Dedicated to a Nut Pun" award, hands down. The sound design is nonexistent though, I had to put on my own playlist which ruined the immersion a bit, but maybe silence is better than bad squelching.

The loading screen is a mess, honestly. It’s got that flash game energy where you just know someone cobbled it together in a basement, and the "bonus heroes" are just... there. Link is standing next to a furry version of Princess Peach and nobody questions it. I clicked on Krystal first because, well, she's the title, right? The whole thing is just her getting railed by a parade of monsters. There’s no plot to speak of, just a series of loops where a plant thing with too many tentacles finds every hole and then some. The cumshot animations are absurd, like someone turned a physics slider all the way up. It’s gross. I replayed that part three times.

The rough sex tag isn't kidding. There’s a moment with a lizard creature where the animation glitches and her spine bends in a way that made me wince, but also I couldn't look away. The sound design is basically just wet slaps and a looping moan that starts to sound like a broken alarm after a minute. I wish there was a way to skip to specific acts, but the interface is this clunky wheel of positions that never quite clicks where you want it to. And why is Peach even here? Her blowjob scene is just a reskin of Krystal's with a crown badly pasted on her head. It’s lazy, but it’s also the funniest thing in the game.

The furry stuff is front and center, obviously. Krystal’s design is actually the most polished part, which makes sense given the source material. The new tweaks they mention in the description? I couldn't find them. Maybe the cum puddles are slightly more reflective? I spent ten minutes trying to get Link to do something other than stand there with his sword out, but he’s just a statue. A voyeur. It’s a disjointed fever dream where the only goal is to see how many impossible positions a blue fox can get stuffed into. My browser crashed once and I didn't even care. Just refreshed and went right back to the lizard scene. The whole thing feels like a sticky, unapologetic sketchbook of bad ideas that somehow works because it doesn't pretend to be anything else.

I don't know what I expected from a file called something like "pony_blow_ab29339e7d5f0ca7bf03ef6e161a077c.swf" sitting in a forgotten corner of an old adult flash archive. Probably exactly this. The whole thing is about as polished as a crayon drawing on a napkin, which honestly fits the subject matter. Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy, rendered in that specific early 2010s vector style where everyone's limbs look slightly disconnected from their bodies, are going to town on a cock that's roughly the size of one of their torsos. The proportions are absurd. Fluttershy's eyes are doing that half-lidded thing that's supposed to be seductive but just makes her look like she's about to sneeze.

The animation loops are maybe three seconds each. Twilight's handjob technique is just her hoof sliding up and down with the mechanical repetition of a piston, no variation, no reaction from the stallion whose dick it is. You don't even see his face. He's just a crotch with legs. Fluttershy's blowjob scene has her mouth stretched into this perfect O shape that doesn't deform at all when the shaft passes through it, like a fleshlight with a pastel mane. There's a moment where Pinkie Pie shows up in the background of one frame, just standing there, watching. Nobody acknowledges her. She's not in the tags. Is she next? Was she always there? The file cuts off before we find out.

The sound design, if you can call it that, is a single wet slurping noise on repeat. It doesn't sync with the animation. Sometimes it plays twice in a row. Sometimes there's silence for five seconds and then a sudden loud glottal stop that made me check if my headphones were broken. Princess Luna is tagged but I couldn't find her anywhere in the three minute runtime. Maybe she's in a secret frame. Maybe she's the cock. I wish the cumshot had any physics at all instead of just appearing as a static white puddle that was clearly drawn in MS Paint after the fact. Won't be fixed. Never will be. This file is a fossil.

Got a thing for that elegant green psychic type, huh? This little number is basically a love letter to Gardevoir, letting you get way more personal than any Pokemon game ever would. It's an animation toy, really, not some big RPG. You load it up and there she is, ready for you to mess around with her look and the scene. Change her hair, give her some glasses, switch the backdrop from a forest to a bedroom. It's simple but effective.

The core of it is picking your poison, anal or vaginal, and watching the loop play out. The animation itself is deliberately rough, like a sketch that got colored in, but it has this horny energy that polished 3D stuff sometimes lacks. The sounds are wet and sloppy, which is a big plus. I spent a stupid amount of time just clicking the different cumshot options, watching the mess land on her face or that white dress. There's a weird satisfaction in it.

But here's the real kicker, the hidden stuff. I'm still not sure I found everything. You gotta click around on the screen, on her, on random objects. I stumbled on a bonus scene by accident, just poking the background, and it unlocked a whole new position. Another time I clicked her thigh and her outfit vanished. It makes you feel like a perverted detective. The furry tag is a bit misleading, it's just her, she's not full-on animalistic, but the monster fucker vibe is definitely there. The only thing that bugs me is the creampie effect is a little weak, it's there but I wanted it to be more... obvious, you know? Like in those Sakura games. Still, for a quick, dirty tribute to a classic waifu, it does the job and then some.