Mr. SmallCockMC is the kind of main guy you normally skip in porn games. Tiny dick, average face, no special power fantasy, just this regular dude with a smoking hot thick wife who really should be out of his league. That is kinda the hook here. The game leans hard into the humiliation, sharing, and “why is she with him” feeling. You start simple, like normal couple stuff, some teasing, some groping in public that looks almost sweet if you ignore the fact that she keeps locking eyes with other men while your guy is just trying to keep up. The first time you take her to that bar, when she goes in with a modest top and comes back from the bathroom with her tits clearly outlined and no bra, that’s when you understand what kind of story this is. MC does the usual cope: “I’m totally fine with it, I like her being sexy.” Yeah, sure, dude.

The scenes go from low-key to pretty fucking raw faster than the art quality deserves. You know when a game looks a bit cheap in the menu, but then you hit a blowjob scene and suddenly it just clicks? There is this one bit where your wife is on her knees in a parking lot, blowing a black guy against the side of a car, and MC is literally half in the frame, pretending he is checking his phone. That tiny moment when the text lets you choose if he “pretends not to watch” or “admits he likes it” hits harder than it should. The writing feels clumsy and hot at same time, like a horny guy who learned English from Pornhub comments, which I mean as a compliment. Sometimes the grammar trips, sometimes the pacing dies, sometimes a joke about traps pops in out of nowhere and then it is just gone. There is this trap character who shows up at a swinger party and your wife stares at the bulge longer than at your MC the whole game, and the scene does not even finish the way you expect, it just leaves you hanging while she is grinding on them in front of everyone. The game loves to start sex in one place and end it somewhere completely different, like a browser with ten porn tabs open and no clear plan.

The hot part is how often you are not really in control. You pick options, yeah, but it feels like the wife is the one driving the story. She flashes her big ass at the pool, she “accidentally” bends over in front of neighbors, she sits on a guy’s lap in a club while you stand there like a forgotten extra, and suddenly you are watching double penetration while your choices are basically emotional damage modifiers. Sometimes MC gets to join, sometimes he just holds the camera, sometimes he does nothing and just listens to her moan for someone else through a thin wall. There is a scene in a cheap hotel room where your wife is on all fours, spit shining a thick cock, another guy lining up behind her, and MC’s only “action” is deciding if he calls her name or stays quiet so they forget he is even there. That kind of shit sticks with you. The game is horny, mean, funny in a stupid way and also a bit sad when it wants, but never really polished. The UI is kind of ugly, some transitions are awkward, one of the backgrounds looks like it came from some ancient dating sim and nobody cared. Still, when your sexy wife walks out wearing almost nothing and says she found “some new friends” and you realize the scene is about to be her getting shared like a toy while your guy tries not to cry, all that roughness suddenly fits. It feels dirty in the right way, like a fantasy you would never admit in real life, but you keep clicking anyway.

The click and point stuff in this one, it's like they wanted to make a management sim but forgot the management part. You click on a dirty mattress, your character sleeps. You click on a busted fridge, maybe you find a can of beans. The survival loop is bare bones, just a thin excuse to get to the groping and the fucking. And honestly? That's fine. The real porn here is the slow, creeping corruption of the last immune family on earth. The male protag, he's got this milf and a couple others in his little bunker, and the tension isn't just the zombies scratching at the door. It's the voyeurism, the "accidental" touches when passing a ration pack, the way the game lingers on a big ass in torn jeans with no real reason except to make you click on it.

The horror tag is doing some heavy lifting, but not for the reasons you'd think. The post apocalypse setting is just window dressing for a netorare pressure cooker. You start off protecting your group, but the choices quickly slide into exhibitionism and sharing. There's a scene early on with a handmade sex toy that just appears in the inventory, and the dialogue options are basically "use it on her" or "watch her use it." The 2dcg art is deliberately rough, almost sketchy, which makes the whole thing feel like a dirty comic you'd find in a flooded basement. The big tits are comically big, the oral sex scenes are sloppy, and the group sex moments feel claustrophobic and wrong in the best way.

Wish the point and click bits were less tedious. Sometimes you're just pixel hunting for a key while a perfectly good lesbian scene is happening off screen, and you can't even watch. The game teases you with sounds and little text blurbs about what the other survivors are doing, but you're stuck trying to combine a battery with a radio. That's the real horror, honestly. The corruption arc is solid though, watching the last good man turn into the thing that gets everyone infected with something worse than a zombie virus. Just don't expect the survival mechanics to matter after the first twenty minutes. They don't.

You arrive at this fancy academy that acts like it’s all about grades and prestige, but honestly it feels more like a horny food chain with uniforms. Everyone belongs to a House, and they treat that like religion. Alpha guys walk around like they own the hallways, Gamma types pull strings with gossip and quiet blackmail, Delta nerds rule the tests and the tech, and poor Beta students exist to be pushed around and used as stress relief. You’re the new transfer, very obviously not trained for this circus, and the game just throws you right into their dirty politics. First day and you’re already in a dick-measuring contest with an Alpha “king” in front of half the cafeteria, while a Gamma “queen” is staring at you like a new toy she wants to unwrap slowly with her tongue.

What I liked is how the erotic stuff starts as teasing, not full-on porn right away. It’s small things in the beginning: a Gamma girl sitting too close during “orientation,” her thigh pressed on yours under the desk, her hand on your lap that looks innocent from outside, her nails dragging over your inner thigh just enough to make you fuck up a simple quiz question. You get a handjob behind a club room door while two Beta students are arguing right outside, and you have to keep quiet while she strokes you faster, whispering how she’ll “let you cum inside later if you behave.” POV scenes really sell that feeling. You see her eyes looking up while she takes you in her mouth, cheeks hollowing, a bit of drool on her chin, then she pulls off just to lick the tip and tease you like she has all the time in the world. Of course she doesn’t. Classes are about to start and she makes you finish on her tongue, then swallows like it’s just water and walks out like nothing happened, leaving you to fix your uniform with shaky hands.

The academy system is basically an excuse for controlled chaos. There is romance if you want it, but it’s the kind of romance where a girl kisses you in a quiet garden, blushes, and then five minutes later is riding you in a storage shed, moaning so loud you’re sure someone will hear. Some girls want you to take charge completely: pinning them against the door, grabbing their ass hard, spanking them until they whine and then melt. They push your hand between their thighs, grind on your fingers, then beg to be fucked properly. You get creampies with proper build up too, not just “click here to cum.” You feel her tighten around you in the last thrusts, ahegao face and trembling legs, and you decide whether to pull out or stay buried deep and flood her. A group scene in the dorm showers hits different: steam everywhere, wet skin, two girls taking turns on your cock, one sucking while the other sits on your face, then they swap and make fun of each other for being more desperate. Somewhere in all that, the game still pretends to be an “academy story,” but every argument between Houses feels one step away from ending with someone bent over a desk, getting spanked until they forget what the fight was even about. Honestly, for a mobile game, it’s almost rude how often you’ll find yourself “taking a quick break” and suddenly losing track of what you were supposed to do in real life while your character is busy fucking his way through the school hierarchy.

I don't know what I expected from a game that calls itself ChariKiss like it's some kind of charity event for desperate lesbians. The 3D models have that distinct look, you know the one, where everyone's skin is slightly too shiny like they've been basted. Our heroine is apparently so thirsty she needs a hydration IV drip, and honestly, same, but the way the game handles this is... a choice.

The groping mechanics. Let me just. They're there. You click and things happen and sometimes the camera angles make it look like two mannequins having a disagreement in a furniture store. But here's the thing I can't stop thinking about the way one of the girls adjusts her glasses before leaning in and my brain just short-circuited. I've played actual polished dating sims on Steam that didn't make me feel anything and this janky browser thing has me actually paying attention to dialogue choices like they matter. The school setting is whatever, generic hallways and classrooms, but there's this one scene behind the gym where I genuinely forgot I was looking at 3DCG that probably took someone three hours to render on a laptop that sounds like a jet engine.

The lesbian content isn't performative or made for someone else's viewing pleasure, which is rare enough that I noticed. It's just girls being into girls in that messy, awkward way where you say something stupid and then want to die about it for three days. The dating sim elements are barebones but functional, choices actually branch somewhere instead of the illusion of choice you get in bigger titles. I keep coming back to it even though the UI looks like a programmer's first Unity project and the music loops every forty seconds. Something about watching our disaster of a protagonist fumble her way through college romance while I enable her worst decisions. The kissing scenes have this weird thing where the lip sync is off by like half a second but somehow that makes it more endearing? I don't know. I've abandoned actual thoughts mid-sentence trying to figure out why this works on me. The groping stuff is whatever, fine, functional, but the moments between the physical stuff where characters actually talk to each other like real humans with bad social skills, that's the part that got its hooks in.

Lost Times is what happens when someone plays Papers, Please while horny and thinks, yeah but what if I could also grab ass. The pixelated post-apocalypse aesthetic hits that lo-fi chill vibe, all muted colors and a soundtrack that sounds like a forgotten Boards of Canada B-side. You're the gatekeeper of Secret Refuge, which is basically a vault from Fallout but with more sexual harassment lawsuits waiting to happen. People show up at your door, you check their papers, and then you can just... grope them? The game doesn't even pretend this is normal. It's so deliberately unpolished, the AI-generated character portraits have that uncanny sheen where fingers melt into clothing and eyes stare at slightly different dimensions. It's perfect for this fever dream of a game.

The corruption mechanics are what you'd expect, slowly turning your gatekeeper into the exact kind of guy who'd abuse power the moment society collapses. You can strip search people, cop a feel during inspections, and eventually just straight up demand sexual favors for entry. There's this one faction leader with absolutely massive... political influence. The management side is actually more engaging than it has any right to be, juggling resources and faction trust while also finding time to sexually harass refugees. Wait, no, the management is tedious and the UI fights you constantly. I can't decide. The puzzle elements during inspections are basically just matching symbols but your brain is elsewhere because the game just showed you a sleep sex scene that came out of absolutely nowhere.

The humor lands somewhere between intentional parody and "oh god they're serious." One minute you're making genuinely difficult choices about who lives and dies, the next you're playing a point-and-click minigame to remove someone's clothes while they're unconscious. The male domination fantasy is so over the top it circles back to being almost satirical, like a 4chan greentext that gained sentience and learned to code. The sandbox elements let you ignore the main corruption path entirely, but why would you? The game clearly spent 90% of its budget on the animated sex scenes and the remaining 10% on everything else. Some of the teasing sequences drag on forever, building up to... well, exactly what you'd expect from a game with "big tits" and "big ass" in its tag list. The religion faction subplot tries to be deep but then you're back to groping refugees and any thematic weight evaporates. I wish the mobile version didn't crash when you try to load certain scenes, but that's never getting fixed and we both know it. The whole thing feels like it was made by someone who really, really wanted to make a serious post-apocalyptic management sim but their dick kept getting in the way.

The whole thing feels like someone's half finished RPG Maker project got drunk and started touching itself. You know that specific jank where the AI art is trying so hard to be hentai but the fingers are wrong and the lighting makes no sense? That's the entire visual identity here. It's a point and click thing, a side story from some bigger game I never played, and it just throws you into a shop. The shopkeeper, she's some kind of monster girl, I think a lamia? No wait, maybe a dragonkin, the tail is confusing. She just stands there, blinking with that dead AI stare.

The core idea is this "free use" fantasy where the NPCs don't react unless you use game mechanics. So you click on her tits. And she just... lets you. The groping is the main loop. You poke and prod and her clothes come off in that weirdly smooth, animated way that AI cg does, like fabric melting. Then you can click lower. The oral sex scene starts and her mouth animation is a bit off, like she's chewing air. The whole thing is a parody of game logic, right? You're the player who can break the rules. But the rules are already broken because the AI can't decide if her vagina is supposed to be human or scaled. The vaginal sex is there, the anal sex is there, it's all very clinical. Click, watch animation loop, click next.

I wish the exhibitionism tag was more than just her standing there naked after you strip her. She doesn't seem to care, which is the point, but it makes the whole thing feel lonely. Like masturbating in a void. The sound is just some generic fantasy town loop that cuts out awkwardly during the animated scenes. No voice acting, just silence and wet sounds that are probably from a free sound effects pack. The male protagonist is just a disembodied dick that appears sometimes. I was using this on a browser, like you do with these html games, and my adblocker went crazy on the host site. The whole project feels like a sketch, a glimpse of something bigger that will probably never get finished. And honestly, the AI art for the monster girl's face changes expression in a way that made me laugh, not get hard. It's a mess. A horny, confused mess that doesn't know if it's a game or a tech demo.

The first time Guinevere's dress comes off it's not even a proper scene, just this weird AI generated mess where her tits look like they're trying to escape her chest in different directions. And I couldn't stop clicking. Something about the janky art, the way the text boxes have that slight delay, it took me right back to downloading some barely translated VN off a sketchy forum in 2006 and hiding my laptop screen from absolutely nobody because I lived alone. The whole thing is a kinetic novel so you're just along for the ride, no choices, no branching paths, just watching Lancelot be the absolute worst.

He's got this smarmy face in every CG, even when he's not in the scene you can feel him lurking. The game is basically his internal monologue about how he's going to, uh, *rearrange* the Round Table's seating chart if you catch my drift. There's this one sequence where Guinevere is supposed to be resisting but the AI art gave her this expression that's halfway between bored and checking her phone, and Lancelot's dialogue is all "you know you want this" and I'm sitting there like my brother in Christ she looks like she's waiting for a bus. But then the next scene hits with a titfuck that's so absurdly proportioned it loops back around to being hot? The big ass tag is doing some heavy lifting here, let me tell you. Arthur is mentioned maybe three times, mostly to remind you this is technically a tragedy. The netorare angle is the whole point but it's so over the top with the male domination and the group sex later on that it stops feeling like cheating and more like Lancelot is just a force of nature, a horny hurricane sweeping through Camelot. The monster girl tag is a lie though, unless you count Lancelot's personality. I kept waiting for Morgan le Fay to show up with like, I don't know, tentacles or something, but nope. Just more creampies. The sound design is just one looping MIDI track that I swear I've heard in a Flash game from Newgrounds. I muted it after two minutes and put on a podcast. Still finished it in one sitting. Don't know what that says about me.

The whole thing runs on a timer. A literal clock in the corner of the screen, ticking down the minutes of a Saturday detention sex ed class. That’s the first thing that got under my skin, not the 3DCG models with their weirdly glossy skin and tits that defy basic physics. It’s the pressure. Three college girls, Mia, Sarah, and Chloe, stuck in a classroom because they blew off orientation. The teacher, a real piece of work named Ms. Hart, isn’t there to lecture. She’s there to… demonstrate. And the game just sits you in that chair and makes you watch the clock.

The renders have this uncooked quality. Like someone hit ‘generate’ and didn’t bother to clean up the weird shadows under the boobs. But honestly, that jank kind of works for the setting. It feels like a cheap educational video from the 90s, the kind a substitute teacher would wheel in on a cart. The audio is mostly just wet sounds and a looping, tinny music track that I swear I’ve heard in a dozen other kinetic novels. You don’t make choices. You just click. Click to see Ms. Hart pull out a comically large purple dildo. Click to see Sarah’s face go red as she’s told to describe a clitoris. The whole thing is a straight line from tardiness to a full-on group scene.

Mia’s storyline is where it gets properly unhinged. There’s a bit with her stepmom, a total MILF stereotype with an ass that looks like two beach balls in a sack, who shows up as a ‘guest lecturer’. The incest tag isn’t a side note, it’s the main event for a solid chunk of the game. The groping starts almost immediately, a hand on a thigh under a desk, and the dialogue is pure porno logic. “This is for your education, sweetie.” Right. The lesbian content between the students feels almost like an afterthought, a quick scene in a bathroom stall that’s over before the timer even hits the halfway mark. I kept waiting for the game to acknowledge how absurd it all was, but it plays the sex ed premise completely straight, which is its own kind of weird comedy. The masturbation scenes are the most detailed, oddly enough, with these extreme close-ups on fingers and toys that the rest of the game’s stiff animations can’t match. It’s a mess. A sticky, unpolished, strangely compelling mess that knows exactly what it is and doesn’t pretend otherwise.

Trying to remember if I actually liked this game or just got pulled along by the twins.

The setup is something about childhood friends and moving away and suddenly you're back in their lives 18 years later. Emilia, the old best friend, has these two younger sisters now. And the sisters are, well. The whole thing moves on rails. You don't choose much, especially not the sex scenes. Those just happen. There's something almost refreshing about a game that doesn't pretend you have options when you don't. The story is kinetic, they call it. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out if Emily or Emma was the one who does the thing with the ice cube, then realized it literally doesn't matter which twin is which because they're both going to end up doing increasingly creative things regardless.

The 3DCG actually surprised me. Not in a technical sense. More in a "someone spent way too much time on the way fabric wrinkles during the stripping scenes" sense. The groping animations have this weirdly specific weight to them, like the developer has Opinions about physics.

There's graphic violence tagged which threw me off completely. Not what I expected. It's not constant but when it shows up, it really shows up. The tone shifts are jarring in a way I can't decide is intentional or not. One scene you're getting a handjob from a virgin twin while her sister watches through a gap in the door, and then suddenly something genuinely dark happens. The romance elements try to patch things together but the humor hits different after that. Sometimes it lands. Sometimes you're sitting there like... what am I actually playing?

Interracial content is present but not really commented on, which I found interesting. Just is what it is. The multiple endings thing I only know exists because I saw it mentioned somewhere, didn't stumble into any myself. Maybe I missed a choice somewhere. The teasing aspect never really stops, it's like the whole game operates at one simmering level of tension even when supposedly resolving things. Kind of exhausting actually. Might replay just to see if the other routes make more sense or less.