The whole thing feels like someone tried to mash “How I Met Your Mother” together with a Pornhub search history and then pretended that was a normal idea. You start as this lanky, clueless virgin guy who keeps telling himself life is supposed to be “vanilla”, but absolutely nobody around him got that memo. One moment he’s playing the shy nice dude, overthinking every text on his phone, the next he’s in a cramped bathroom with a girl who wears a dress two sizes too tight, asking in a whisper if he’s “really never had a handjob before”. The game lives in that cringe line between comedy and pure horny chaos. There’s this weird honesty to it when he stares at some girl’s big tits for too long and then mentally insults himself for it, only to do it again five seconds later. It’s like the narrator read too much bad Reddit advice and then used it as a sexual life guide. And yeah, the first time he finally gets a handjob, it’s not some perfect porn rhythm, it’s messy, too fast, she laughs, he apologizes, then she tells him to shut up and just come. Nice touch that it doesn’t treat him like a sex god. He’s awkward, he nuts quick, and the game is kind of proud of that.

Humor hits often, but sometimes it keeps talking when it should just let the tits talk. There is this party scene where he’s high on something he absolutely should not mix with alcohol, and the pacing goes all over the place. One second he’s hallucinating his ex in the kitchen asking why he never made a move, next second he’s pressed into a balcony railing, some girl teasing him with slow grinding, pulling his zipper down so lazy it’s torture. She just keeps dragging her hand along his shaft through the jeans, saying she wants to “hear him beg properly” before she even starts a real stroke. That scene is like a slow-cooked stew that somebody keeps lifting the lid on: smells amazing, but you wait forever before actually eating. But when she finally kneels and unbuttons everything, the writing snaps back into focus. Her lips wrap around him, he tries to stay quiet so nobody inside hears, and the text actually captures that panicky brain chatter while getting a blowjob in public. She spits on his cock, strokes him with that slick sound that you can basically hear with your eyes, then looks up and says, “If you cum on my face out here, you’re the only one cleaning it up.” That line felt so stupidly real I had to pause and laugh. Then I clicked again instantly, obviously.

And then it slides from dumb comedy into “oh shit, this is messy” without warning. The cheating routes hit like cheap shots. One girl with a big ass you already watched strip down in a slow, teasing way in a previous scene suddenly shows up later with a boyfriend on her arm. Except she’s still DM’ing you at night, sending half-nude pics, panties half off, legs spread, asking “you miss this?” While you’re deciding if you wanna be the asshole, the game just shoves you into a bathroom stall with her at some bar. She bends over, pulls her skirt up, no panties this time, and you’re raw inside her within two lines of dialogue. She tells you to fill her, explicitly, and there’s this blunt “creampie” description that doesn’t pull back at all. Then afterwards, while she’s fixing her dress, she casually mentions she loves how her boyfriend is “so trusting”. It’s dirty in a way that isn’t heroic or romantic, just grimy and hot and kind of wrong. The group sex bits are even more chaotic, like the writers just kept adding bodies because they could, and somehow it works. You end up in rooms where you’re getting your dick sucked while another girl rides your face, everybody half high, half drunk, someone recording with a phone, and it never stops to preach about morals. There’s exhibition stuff too, short skirt, no bra under a loose top, nipple almost out in public, her daring you to touch under the table. It all hangs together with this clumsy charm, like a horny diary that accidentally turned into a game. There are moments that feel like they were ripped straight from old chat logs you don’t want anyone to see, and others that feel too porn-perfect, but the mix is what gives it flavor. Vanilla my ass.

The cutscene where Lucy first puts on that too tight secretary outfit again, the fabric straining across her chest, it's like watching a studio that ran out of budget for proper keyframes. The animation is jerky, a slideshow of tits and ass that somehow still works better than it should. My brain filled in the gaps, you know? The ahegao face she makes later, during that scene with Ron in his office, her tongue lolling out while he's just... going at it from behind, the whole expression is off model. Eyes don't quite track. But the sound design, fuck, the wet slapping and her choked moans, that's where they spent whatever money they had.

The mind control route is where things get properly unhinged. James, this wet noodle of a protagonist, suddenly has all the power and the game doesn't shy away from how ugly that gets. There's a moment with the twins, a double titfuck that transitions into this messy bukkake scene, and the pov camera just lingers. Too long, maybe. The lactation stuff gets triggered way too easily, like the game forgets it's supposed to be a corruption arc and just wants to see fluids. Which, fair. The interracial scenes with the basketball team, the graphic violence tag isn't kidding around either, there's a spanking sequence that goes from teasing to genuinely uncomfortable. The slave ending, the netorare path where you just watch, the voyeurism mechanics are basically just clicking on doors. It's all so aggressively, deliberately broken.

I wish the lesbian content with the school nurse wasn't locked behind such a specific, easily missed choice. That one scene, the cosplay handjob, it's the most tender thing in the whole mess and you'll probably never see it. The multiple endings are just variations on how thoroughly ruined everyone is. The dilf character, Ron, his motivations make no sense, he's just a walking cock with a house. But that's not the point, is it? The point is the blackmail, the humiliation, the way Lucy's big ass jiggles during the anal scenes. The game knows what you're here for and it's not a coherent plot about childhood trauma. It's the corruption, the incest, the male domination, the creampie finish on every single vaginal sex animation. It's a disaster. I've played it four times.

The first time Lucy gets bent over a saloon barrel while three ranch hands take turns, the animation doesn't even try to sync up properly. One guy's hands clip right through her hips and the sound effect is this wet slapping noise that's way too loud compared to everything else. I don't know why that made me laugh but it did. Something about how seriously the game takes itself while everything jiggles with the physics of a shopping cart wheel.

Lucy herself has exactly two expressions, horny and hornier, and her dialogue is basically just variations of "more" and "harder" delivered in this flat monotone that sounds like she's reading a grocery list. The whole wild west setting is just window dressing, a couple of wooden textures and a cactus here and there, but nobody's pretending this is Red Dead Redemption. You click through scenes, Lucy gets herself into increasingly ridiculous situations, and the voyeurism angle means there's always some creep watching from behind a rock or through a window. The exhibitionism tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here because Lucy genuinely cannot stop touching herself in public. Like, girl, there's a time and place.

The interracial gangbang in the stables was probably supposed to be the highlight but honestly the cowgirl scene earlier stuck with me more, just because of how absurd the riding animation looked. Her spine bends at an angle that would require several vertebrae removed. The creampie effects are generous to the point of comedy, like someone spilled a latte. I wish the groping scenes had more buildup instead of just jumping straight to full penetration, but that's clearly not what this is going for. The multiple penetration stuff gets mechanically impressive in a trainwreck sort of way, bodies clipping through bodies, limbs everywhere. It's messy and unpolished and I kept clicking anyway, which probably says something about me that I'm not going to examine too closely.

I almost closed the tab when the first mushroom trip hit. Not because it was bad, but because the protagonist's girlfriend starts moaning about how wet she's getting while some tribal shaman dude rubs her shoulders, and the whole thing is rendered in that particular janky 3D where the tits have their own gravitational field. You know the one. It's like someone discovered the inflate tool and never looked back. But here's the thing, I kept playing.

The voyeur stuff is where this mess actually finds its footing. There's a scene where you're hiding behind some bushes watching your girl get felt up during a "healing ritual" and the animation loops in this hypnotic way. Her eyes do that ahegao rollback thing and the sound design is just wet squelches that don't quite sync with what's happening on screen. It shouldn't work. It really shouldn't. But something about the complete lack of polish makes the whole thing feel dirtier, like you found a corrupted file on an old hard drive that you weren't supposed to see.

The choices are weirdly specific. Do you interrupt the shaman before he slides his hand lower or do you let it happen because the mushrooms are making the trees breathe? I picked the latter and the protagonist just... watched. The netorare tag is earned here, not just slapped on. Your girlfriend goes from reluctant to grinding against his fingers while making eye contact with you through the leaves. The corruption arc moves fast, maybe too fast. One minute she's blushing about taking her top off, the next she's getting double penetrated while the village women chant something. The male domination angle gets uncomfortable in ways that feel intentional but also maybe just sloppy writing. Hard to tell with the translation being what it is. "Your woman is now belonging to the earth spirits" is an actual line before a creampie scene. I laughed. Then I didn't.

Right so the first time Noemi opens her mouth it's about coffee and within thirty seconds you're in a full blown argument about espresso extraction while she's somehow also undressing you with her eyes. That's the whole vibe. You and Mia, your girlfriend who got canned for being too good at her job, are starting some vague business thing called the Department of Unclear Goals which honestly sounds like a joke I'd make after three beers. Your actual job is to schmooze contacts and Jade, god, Jade will walk into a room and within two minutes she's called you a disappointment, made you hard, and stolen your drink. The writing gets that specific kind of chaos right where you're never sure if you're being seduced or dismantled.

The sex stuff. Mia's titfuck scene has this whole buildup where she's teasing you about forgetting her alarm, calling you an idiot but in that way where you know she's already wet. The animation's a bit stiff in places, some clipping during the group scene with Jade and Noemi that pulled me out for a sec, but the voicework during the blowjob sequence. Look I've played enough of these to know when the moans are phoned in and these aren't. There's this moment where Mia's going down and she stops to make a joke about your terrible pizza and then just. Continues. That's the good stuff.

Noemi's oral scene has her arguing about her mom's cooking literally during the act and somehow it works. The male protag is refreshingly not a complete void, actually has personality beyond being a dick with legs. Some dialogue trees lead nowhere interesting, a few romance paths feel underbaked compared to the main Mia stuff, and the groping mechanics are just click and wait which is whatever. But the humor lands more than it misses and the teasing dynamic between all three women feels less like a porn checklist and more like actual chaotic bisexual energy. Department of Unclear Goals indeed.

Woke up with a weird taste in my mouth and a memory of this game's AI generated faces staring at me. Not the good kind of weird. The kind where you're not sure if you enjoyed something or just got hypnotized by jiggling pixels. The whole thing runs on this uncanny valley engine, like someone fed a thousand hentai images into a blender and hit 'puree'. Sometimes it spits out a face that's genuinely hot, other times a hand has seven fingers and it completely takes you out of the moment. You're a succubus, right, fresh out of hell or wherever, and you gotta eat. Eating means fucking. Simple enough.

The first girl you meet is this milf type with an ass that the AI clearly spent extra processing power on. The seduction is basically a point and click guessing game. Click the wrong dialogue option and she gets bored. Click the right one and suddenly you're getting a titfuck in a public park while the game's 'exhibitionism' tag does a little victory dance. There's a harem element, collecting these broken women like pokemon, but the 'romance' feels like a form you fill out. Compliment her. Touch her shoulder. Now she's ready for anal. The corruption arc is there, I guess, but it's less a slow burn and more a light switch. One minute she's shy, next minute she's demanding you spank her with a riding crop. The BDSM stuff is surprisingly detailed for a game that can't draw a consistent elbow.

Got stuck for twenty minutes trying to trigger a scene with the lesbian couple. The sandbox design means you just wander between the same three locations hoping a new exclamation mark appears. The superpowers are barely a thing. You can read minds sometimes, which just tells you if a girl is horny. Spoiler: she always is. The female domination path is more interesting than the male one, mostly because the succubus looks perpetually confused when she's supposed to be in charge. The handjob animations loop like a broken gif. Still, when the game accidentally generates a perfect creampie shot, you almost forgive the fact that the previous scene had a bed clipping through the wall. Almost.

You know what actually made me laugh? The combat stances. Wonder Woman doing her arms crossed thing while the game tells me to use "dick powers." Not even joking. My phone almost went flying when I snorted.

I spent most of Tuesday avoiding work playing this on Itch.io through my phone browser, which felt appropriately grimy. The dev clearly spent all their energy on certain scenes and then just slapped the rest together. Batgirl gets this weirdly detailed corruption arc where she goes from "I'll never submit" to something involving tentacles and multiple penetration faster than my last Tinder date unmatched me. Supergirl's oral scenes have more animation frames than the entire tutorial section. Priorities, I guess.

Look I'm not gonna sit here and pretend the whole male domination power fantasy thing is revolutionary storytelling. You pick a villain dude, you fight DC heroines, you corrupt them. Rinse, repeat, add more tentacles. The teasing and humiliation mechanics are basically pressing a button and watching a bar fill up while they call you names. Sometimes the game forgets which position it showed you last and everything clips through everything else. But then that one group sex scene with the whole Justice League hits and suddenly my complaints feel petty. The creampie animations have this crude, almost spiteful energy to them, like the artist was working through something. BDSM elements show up randomly like the game remembered halfway through that people are into that. The monster encounters are just. Something. I don't know why they're there but I'm not complaining.

The groping minigame though. C'mon. At least make the hitboxes match the 2DCG art.

Look I gotta be real, this game is a mess but like, the kind of mess you keep clicking through anyway. The whole premise is some overworked salaryman dies and a succubus is like "sign here lol" and now you're dimension hopping through anime universes trying to fuck enough people to get reborn. Chainsaw Man characters, Naruto characters, that dress up darling girl, they're all just... there. Nobody explains why Makima is in the same room as Hinata but honestly who cares.

The 3D models are janky as hell. Sometimes a tit just clips through a shoulder and you're supposed to pretend that's hot. But then there's this one scene with the succubus where she's doing that thing with her tongue and the animation actually syncs up perfectly and I forgot about the clipping for a solid thirty seconds. The corruption mechanics are weirdly specific too, you get these devil traits that let you manipulate people but the game never really explains the limits. One minute you're using basic seduction, next thing you know you've transformed some milf into a futa dom and you didn't even mean to pick that path. There's avoidable pregnancy content but the menu toggle is buried in like three submenus, took me forever to find it.

The voyeurism scenes are where it gets interesting though. Peeping through keyholes in the Naruto universe, watching group stuff happen in the background while you're supposed to be doing mission prep. The game doesn't care about canon at all, it's just throwing characters into increasingly unhinged situations. Male protagonist stays a virgin for way too long unless you specifically grind the oral scenes, which is a choice I guess. The writing flip flops between surprisingly decent parody dialogue and then just absolute nonsense where characters say things nobody would ever say during sex. "Your chakra feels amazing" no it doesn't shut up.

Paranormal tag makes sense cause you're literally a ghost contractor for a demon, but then they throw in romance routes that feel completely disconnected from the whole "harvesting sexual energy for hell" thing. Like am I supposed to care about Tsunade's feelings or am I just trying to not get eternally damned? The game can't decide either. Still played through three universes though so what does that say about me.

Nothing really prepares you for the first time a “religious experience” means getting dragged into a half-fantasy, half-horny contract with a smug demon girl who looks like she escaped from some late-night hentai playlist. You start the game as this guy who basically failed life. No job, no future, kind of like when you sit scrolling Pornhub and Steam at the same time and realize neither is fixing anything. Then she shows up. She calls herself a goddess with a straight face, but she’s got horns, claws, and tits that are clearly not OSHA safe. She talks like a sugar mommy and a cult leader at once. “I’ll give you power, wealth, love.” And her real condition is not hidden behind deep lore or anything smart. You just gotta help her get back her place in this world by fucking your way through everyone who matters. It sounds stupid, and it is, and that’s why it works weirdly well.

The city feels like it was drawn by someone who spent more time checking how boob physics bounce than studying architecture, and I kind of respect that. It’s a sandbox thing where you walk around from church to bar to creepy forest and accidentally build a harem of weirdos. One day you’re flirting with a church girl who pretends she’s pure while she’s sucking you off behind a stained glass window, next day you’re being milked by a monster girl with soft tentacles that wrap around your waist and stroke you like she’s reading braille from your dick. There’s a milf with big tits who uses you like her personal stress relief after “praying,” and the game doesn’t even bother hiding how wrong it is. The dating sim parts are simple, almost dumb, but in a charming way: you talk a bit, pick some horny or sweet option, maybe buy someone coffee, then boom, you’re doing a titfuck on her couch with her moaning in that ahegao face style, tongue out, eyes rolled back like she just saw god. Also, there’s this futa priestess who first looks all righteous and cold, then pins you on the altar and gives you a blowjob that turns into a messy interracial threesome with a demon girl watching and touching herself in the shadows. The way scenes are animated is not perfect, sometimes the loops are a bit stiff, but the timing of when a handjob suddenly becomes a sloppy oral scene or when a soft kiss jumps into wild group sex feels very “porn brain logic” true, not polished at all, which I liked more than I thought.

What stuck with me most is how the game lets you be pathetic and horny at the same time without pretending you’re some legendary hero. You’re this loser guy that a devilish goddess picks up like a stray dog and trains into her little sex weapon. Some routes are surprisingly sweet, like when you slowly romance a shy girl into exploring lesbian stuff with the demon watching, guiding her hands as she eats you out, and it somehow feels tender even when you’re getting a footjob from the same girl later while she whispers dirty prayers. Other scenes don’t care about romance at all and just throw you into wild tentacle-filled gangbangs in some underground shrine where everyone has big asses and bigger secrets. I had one moment where I was on mobile, half bored in bed, just tapping through dialogue, then suddenly the screen fills with this animated scene of the goddess riding you, her huge tits bouncing in rhythm while her tail curls around your ankle, and the audio is just the right mix of wet sounds and breathy moans, and it hit me with that old feeling I had as teenager sneaking shitty flash porn games on Newgrounds. It’s messy, a bit broken in places, some transitions are awkward, one footjob scene loops weird and annoyed the hell out of me, but the whole thing feels like a dirty fantasy someone actually cared about, not some soulless cash grab. It remembers that sex in games can be clumsy, funny, fucked up, romantic, all at once, and it lets you chase that, again and again, until you forget you ever came here to “help a goddess” and realize you just stayed because this world lets you be exactly as needy and perverted as you secretly are.