Morty wakes up in this thing like half familiar, half totally fucked, and before he even gets his head straight he’s getting dragged into horny bullshit that somehow manages to be even messier than the original. The game throws you into a “find a way home” idea, but it forgets about that pretty fast and just says: ok, who do you want to fuck first, and how badly do you want to screw them up in the process. It calls itself a fan remake, but it feels more like some pervert took the base story, kept the recognizable faces and voices in your head, then went “what if every single wrong idea I had at 15 became a branching scene.” One second you’re talking about portals and universes, next second you’re getting blackmailed into licking someone’s feet while she pretends this is about “helping Morty grow as a person.” There is so much teasing it actually got on my nerves in a good way, like those Ren’Py menus where you think “ok this time I’ll pick the nice option” and then suddenly you agreed to join a bukkake event in a garage with fluorescent lighting and nobody blinks.

The thing that hit me hardest is how dirty it is while still pretending to have some kind of morals. You can play Morty as this timid virgin who keeps getting walked over, or you just give up and lean full ntr and corruption, watching him “borrow” people who obviously belong to somebody else and then act surprised when it bites him in the ass. There’s that feeling of constant consent blurring: mind control scenes where you’re technically “saving the world” but really you’re just turning people into your toys; sleep sex that the script tries to frame as “oops, weird circumstances”; tentacle labs that look like they were supposed to be a serious sci fi experiment until someone thought “what if this thing also fucks them in three places at once.” And then there’s all the group stuff: twins sharing him like a new toy, lactation jokes that suddenly turn into pregnancy talk, body fluids everywhere while the dialogue pretends it’s still a parody of the show. It’s funny, and then it’s not, then it is again. One moment you’re laughing at a cosplay scene where a MILF is squeezed into some alien suit, next moment you notice there’s a choice to creampie her raw and maybe knock her up, and the game just shrugs like “you clicked it, dude.” I like that it doesn’t waste time with grinding or fake sandbox systems, but at the same time the straight line structure makes the kinks hit faster and harder, and sometimes you’re in the middle of blowjob, spanking, anal, toys, multiple penetration, all in the same “episode” and you kinda wish it would breathe for a second. It won’t. It just keeps pushing Morty into deeper perversion while pretending it’s all part of getting home, and if you’re honest, by the time you’re watching him give some sloppy oral to avoid being turned into science goo, you don’t really want him to leave this universe anyway.

Your dad dies and somehow the whole house turns into this weird mix of grief, porn trivia and horny tension you can cut with a knife. The game throws you in as the son, wandering around your own home like a creeper with a purpose, poking at doors, phones, laptops, bathroom mirrors, everything, trying to decide if you’re a good guy, a pervert, or both. Then that video shows up. Dad, who everyone thought was just some businessman or whatever, looks you in the eye from the screen and drops two bombs at once: someone killed him, and he used to be this legendary porn actor and producer. Like, full on “everyone in the industry knew his dick by name” level. After that, every time you look at your mom’s cleavage or your sister’s tight shorts it stops feeling like a normal harem fantasy and more like “oh, this is hereditary”.

It’s not one of those games that holds your hand. You click around, find little scenes by accident, miss others because you touched the wrong thing at the wrong time, then later you see some dude on Discord posting a screenshot of mom bent over the kitchen counter and you go “where the fuck was that in my playthrough”. On Android it actually feels kind of nice in bed with one hand, even if the UI buttons are sometimes too tiny and you keep tapping the wrong hotspot like an idiot. The art leans hard into thick bodies: big tits, soft bellies, asses that make the yoga pants cry. Animations are simple but they hit the right moments. A slow handjob in the living room while the TV is still playing daytime trash, mom pretending she’s “just helping you relax” and you both clearly know she’s lying. Sister “accidentally” brushing her ass on your crotch while you help her reach a book. You get a lot of groping that lingers way too long to be innocent and then somehow still counts as “oops” in the dialogue.

What I liked more than I expected is how often you end up just watching. Cracked bathroom door, mom in the shower with a toy, your own reflection behind her like some horny ghost. Or you open a file folder from your father’s old work and suddenly you’re watching two MILFs going at it, one of them looking suspiciously like someone you just had breakfast with. Sometimes the game lets you jump from voyeur to participant, sliding from “spy on the scene” to “put your tongue in there” in one click. Oral, hand stuff, full-on vaginal, creampies that stall the animation for a second like the artist was proud of that particular shot. There is this one lesbian bit where two women grind on each other on a couch while you hide behind it and I spent way too much time trying to find if there was some secret option to join in. There wasn’t. Or maybe I just missed it because I got distracted by a random sandbox task about checking emails. I still think about that.

Okay so I started this thinking it's another harem visual novel with a futa protag, you know the drill. Click through dialogue, get a handjob scene, maybe a titfuck if you're lucky. But then the dungeon crawling part kicked in and I forgot about the sex for like twenty minutes. The turn based combat is basic but the enemy designs, monster girls with these weird internal view animations when you land a crit, that got me way more invested than it should. There's this one nun enemy early on, she's in a full habit, and when you defeat her the corruption mechanic triggers and suddenly she's back at your manor wearing the same outfit but with the front cut open. I didn't expect the religious angle to do anything for me but watching her go from praying to begging for creampies changed something in my brain chemistry.

The management side is there but I kept ignoring it to grind the adventure mode. You can assign maids to different rooms, upgrade their sex toy collections, but honestly the real draw is the transformation stuff. Lily starts as a virgin futa and the first time she fucks one of the milf maids, the game shows this cross section of the penetration and I just sat there staring at my phone. The animation is 2D but it's smooth, like a really well made gif that loops forever. There's group sex scenes that unlock if you corrupt enough maids, and one cheating scene where a married maid sneaks into your bed while her husband is in the next room. The humor is actually funny too, which is rare. One dialogue option had me laughing so hard I forgot to save before a boss fight and lost an hour of progress.

The *** tag is there but it's mostly the monster girls doing it to you if you lose, which feels fair. Oh and there's a futa/trans protagonist obviously, but also a trap character who shows up in the harem route and I was not prepared for how much I liked that. The internal view scenes are used sparingly so when they happen it's like a reward. My only complaint is the inventory system, why does a sex toy take up the same space as a potion, makes no sense. Anyway I need to go back and see if the nun has more scenes after max corruption.

The Dimitrescu Trial starts with a splash screen so janky I almost hit backspace. Like, this is a browser game. We all know what we're here for, stop pretending with the ominous castle shot that clearly took five minutes in a posing tool. Then she walks in. Lady D, all 3DCG glory, tits like ballistic missiles, ass that could smother a small family, and the framerate dips on my phone. My actual phone, not a potato. The audio is a loop of what I think is a windchime being tortured.

And yet. I keep resetting. Not for the "horror" or the "monsters" (there's a paranormal tag, sure, some tentacle thing with ahegao faces that looks like it escaped a different, more confused game), but because the fail states are the draw. You mess up a QTE and suddenly it’s a handjob scene with zero context, just her giant hands working you with a bored expression. Another path, you get lost in a hallway the exact same gray cobblestone texture repeated seventeen times and end up in a vaginal sex scene where the clipping is so bad your character's torso phases through her stomach. It's the kind of slapdash nonsense that loops back around to being fascinating. The superpowers tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting for what's basically a stamina bar that depletes when you stare too long at her ass. Romance is listed, which is a lie, it's pure, transactional female domination with a dystopian flavor that means the lighting is dim.

One time I purposefully failed a logic puzzle, I think it involved colored torches, and got a titfuck scene that actually had some decent animation. The creampie finish that followed felt almost sarcastic. I wish the exploration bits had any purpose beyond being loading screens between the sex, but that's never getting fixed. The whole thing feels like someone ripped the assets from a proper Resident Evil parody, shoved them into a basic adventure engine, and then got distracted halfway through adding the "game" parts. Downloading Grindr was a better use of my data, probably, but here I am wondering if there's a Lady D handjob scene I missed behind the third left turn. There isn't. I checked.

I keep coming back to the sleep sex scenes. Not because they're the hottest thing in the game, but because of how weirdly specific the animation gets with the breathing. The chest rises and falls in this rhythm that's just slightly off from the rest of the game's timing. Like someone actually thought about what unconscious breathing looks like when you're, you know, doing that. It's uncomfortable in a way that works.

The groping mechanics are where everything falls apart though. You get this hand icon and you're supposed to, what, just click on tits? There's no feedback system. No escalation. Sometimes the character reacts, sometimes she doesn't, and I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out if I was progressing or just triggering the same three voice lines over and over. The milf character, whatever her default name was, has this one gasp that plays so frequently I started hearing it in my sleep. Not in a good way.

Speaking of voice lines, the twins. There's twins in this. And the game treats them like they're interchangeable except for their hair color, which is honestly more realistic than most harem setups but also incredibly lazy. The corruption path for them barely exists, it's like two scenes and then suddenly they're into group stuff. I wanted more buildup. The lactation content shows up way too late and only for one character, which feels like a missed opportunity given how many big tits tags this thing is carrying.

The netori angle with the father's ex is probably the strongest writing in the whole thing. She's actually conflicted. You can see the moment where the light corruption tag kicks in and it's not just a switch flip. There's this scene where she's giving a handjob and still talking about mortgage payments. That's the kind of tonal whiplash I respect. The male protagonist is a blank slate otherwise, Mark or whatever you rename him, but in those specific scenes with her, the power dynamic actually shifts in ways the rest of the harem content doesn't earn.

The pregnancy ending came out of nowhere. I wasn't even trying for it. One minute I'm doing the dorm management thing, the next there's a timeskip and someone's showing. The game doesn't telegraph this at all. Maybe that's the point. The mobile version chugs during the animated creampie scenes, which is probably my phone's fault but still annoying when you're trying to, uh, appreciate the 3DCG work.

High School DxD parody games are usually all the same: show you Rias’ tits, loop some moaning, throw a lazy blowjob scene and call it a day. This one actually tries a bit more, which is weird, because it still feels kinda trashy in a good way. You start as the usual no-luck guy at school, the type who pretends to look at his phone in the hallway just to not make eye contact, and then suddenly you’re surrounded by girls from DxD acting like your dick is the center of the universe. Rias walking up in that school uniform, leaning over the desk while pretending to talk about “club activities”, but the camera just stays on her cleavage for way too long, and before you even click anything she’s already hinting that she wants to taste you. The whole thing pushes masturbation and hand stuff pretty hard at the start, like it really wants you to work for the first blowjob, but the pacing actually helps the scenes feel hotter later, when you finally get Rossweisse or Akeno on their knees.

What I liked is how the school setting is used as a dirty background instead of some serious story. You’re technically in a classroom or club room or empty hallway most of the time, but nobody bothers pretending this is normal. Koneko sitting casually next to you in class while you try to hide your boner under the desk, the text teasing that she notices, then cut to a short animated loop of her hand sliding into your lap. It’s not some big “romance route” thing, it just happens, like a horny daydream. Same with Akeno: she starts flirty and soft, then suddenly she’s on her knees behind the lockers, drool on your shaft, looking up with that smug “I own you” face while you try not to groan too loud because, yeah, technically you’re still at school. Those little animated loops work better than I expected, they repeat, sure, but there’s enough movement in the hair, tongue, saliva, tits bouncing, that it never feels totally dead. I hate that the sound mix sometimes spikes too loud for no reason though. You lower the volume for the menu music, then the first oral scene hits and her slurping noise sounds like your speakers just turned into a porn megaphone. I keep forgetting to fix that and then it annoys me again, and then I forget I was annoyed when Akeno starts gagging enthusiastically on my cock.

Monetization is where it gets kind of shitty in a sneaky way, and I say this as someone who wastes money on horny stuff a lot. The game throws you enough free content to make you think “ok, cool, fair”, but then some routes feel half-closed unless you drop a tip on Patreon or follow their SubscribeStar. It’s not aggressive popups or anything, more like quiet pressure. Rias’ first handjob and blowjob scenes are free, but if you want the longer animated climax with extra camera angles and more dialogue, suddenly that’s “exclusive”. Same for Rossweisse, her whole strict teacher act builds up super nicely, she catches you jacking off in a side room, makes you finish with her hand while she scolds you, but you can tell there was supposed to be follow up content they locked behind “support us to unlock more”. As an ethical consumer, that feels scummy in a parody that literally rides on a big anime IP it doesn’t own. They’re already piggybacking on High School DxD’s popularity, then trying to squeeze out micro-patronage from horny fans who just want to see Rias swallow. At least don’t split one sequence into “free cum” and “premium swallow”. That’s like selling half a condom. Still, I caught myself replaying Koneko’s quiet, focused handjob scene on my phone while on break at work, using Firefox to avoid Chrome sync, worrying way more about browser history than I should. The game is rough around the edges, sometimes cringe, sometimes hot as hell, and honestly, it fits the DxD spirit too well, which is both the best and worst thing about it.

You’re a sweaty, overworked tennis kid at some college that looks fancy on the brochure and kinda shitty when you’re actually stuck in class. The game throws you right into this mix of practice drills, horny teammates, and exams you absolutely did not study for. It looks like some harmless sports VN on the surface, with all the cute furry boys in their little uniforms, but the writing leans hard into that “we’re pretending to care about practice while really thinking about each other’s asses in those shorts” vibe. I liked that the main guy is technically you, but he’s not this empty shell; he’s awkward, horny, and sometimes says dumb things that made me cringe and laugh at the same time. In a good way. Or bad way. I’m not sure.

What really hit me as Unity nerd is how the choices feel like someone actually tested them instead of just throwing “Good / Neutral / Bad” in the script and hoping for the best. You pick something flirty during a water break, that same guy will remember it three scenes later when you’re alone in the locker room and he shoves you against the locker, ears red, mumbling that he “can’t stop thinking about your serve” while clearly meaning your dick. There’s this one moment after a rough match where you can choose to stay and help a teammate stretch or ditch to cram for class. If you stay, it turns into this slow, really intimate handjob scene on the bench, his tail twitching, his thighs spread, whispering that he’s going to cum but not actually stopping his hips. If you leave, he’s colder with you at practice after, and the later anal scene you get with him is way rougher, more frustrated, like he’s punishing you for not being there earlier. It’s super simple branching, nothing crazy, but it felt tight enough that I noticed.

Sex-wise, the game doesn’t fuck around, even if it takes its time to get there. There’s masturbation scenes in your dorm that are way dirtier than I expected. One route has you jerking off in the shower, thinking about the captain’s tailhole bouncing during practice, and the CG actually shows your cum splattering against the tile, not just “fade to white, lol.” Another has you wake up with morning wood, roommate half-asleep across the room, and you can decide if you quietly stroke yourself under the blanket or risk it and watch him while you do it. If you push that far route, you eventually get a scene where he pretends to sleep while you wrap your hand around his cock too, two dicks in your grip, both of you breathing weird, and he only opens his eyes when you both cum all over his chest. I liked that a lot more than I want to admit. Also hated how short that scene is. It cuts way too fast after the payoff, like the dev got shy.

The anal stuff is where it feels like the writer really enjoys making the boys talk dirty. There’s a locker room scene where you bend over a bench and one of the guys just spits on his cock and pushes in, no long build-up, just this messy, needy fuck with his claws digging into your hips. He keeps calling you “good boy” while you’re clenching around him, and when he finally blows his load inside you, there’s this little post-nut cuddling where he rests his head on your back, panting, and talks about how scared he is of losing his scholarship. That mix of raw fucking and soft talk is honestly way kinkier than just porn-dialogue. At the same time, sometimes the pacing is weird as hell: one minute you’re writing an essay, next scene you’re balls-deep in someone’s ass with like two lines of transition. I kinda loved that whiplash, even though it’s bad writing. Or maybe good. No idea.

Technically, it feels like the dev built this thing in Unity and then tried to pretend it’s some cozy mobile game you secretly open in bed. It even behaves like one. You can tap through text with your thumb, quicksave between classes, and the UI is simple enough that you can one-hand it while the other hand is, you know, busy. The performance is fine, but some animations are janky, like when the text auto-advances in a horny scene and skips over a line you wanted to savor. That pissed me off more than missing a choice. Also the notification-style sound for new scenes made me think my Telegram was popping, which is evil. I won’t forgive that. But anyway, if you’re into gay furry boys, tennis uniforms, hands wrapped around cocks, and cocks buried in tight asses while someone pretends they’re just “helping you relax before the match,” this thing knows exactly what it’s doing, even when it pretends it doesn’t.

Autumn City looks normal for about five seconds, then you realize half the people on the street could fry you with magic or bend you over with a tail. You’re this young guy who’s supposed to be “aspiring” and “heroic”, but let’s be honest, your biggest stat is “horny as hell”. By day you’re dealing with demon trouble, terrorist vibes, shady shit happening in alleys, that kind of thing. By night, it’s you getting dragged into messy erotic drama with a tsundere mage girl who pretends she doesn’t care, and an older, sultry demon slayer who absolutely knows what she’s doing with her tongue and her tits. The game plays it like a classic adventure, little bits of combat, little bits of magic, and then suddenly you’re balls deep in some farm-world side dimension where the cows are less important than the way Angie wraps her lips around you and starts a slow, noisy blowjob while Kana sits nearby trying not to look, cheeks red, rubbing her thighs together like she wants to teleport right into your lap. It’s that kind of vibe: plot, then porn, then a weird joke, then more porn.

What sells it is how shameless it is with the sex. There’s this scene where Kana finally snaps, the whole tsundere wall just collapses, and she climbs on top of you in this cramped little room in Autumn City, grinding on you through your pants while she mutters that she “hates” you for making her feel like this. Two lines later she’s begging for you inside her, eyes rolled up, full ahegao face, drool at the corner of her mouth. Her voice cracks when she moans, and it hits different because the heroine is actually voiced; you can hear the little gasps when you push deeper, you can hear those stupidly cute whimpers when you slide into anal and she tries to act tough but fails instantly. Then later the game just goes, “Hey, remember that bond you had with her?” and throws a netorare route option at you where you either watch someone else play with her or you catch her cheating on you in another world. There’s a threesome setup on the farm that can turn sweet, with you fucking both waifus, or absolutely twisted, where you’re not the only guy in the room anymore. One path has you holding Kana’s wrists while Angie rides your cock, big soft tits bouncing in your face, then she leans down and gives you a sloppy titfuck with spit and precum dripping everywhere. Another path has you jerking off in the shadows, forced to watch her kneel and give oral to someone else, gagging around a cock that isn’t yours while her eyes silently beg you for something, forgiveness or more abuse, you’re not sure. The game doesn’t really care if you’re here for romance, corruption, or just fast masturbation with a gallery on loop. It just hands you magic, demons, cheating, group sex, blowjob, anal, handjob, everything, then lets you sit there one-handed, clicking through Autumn City like a horny little god deciding who gets saved and who gets fucked.

The angel has this thing with her feet. Not like a weird thing, well yes a weird thing but in the game I mean. Misaki, the childhood friend who brought you back from being dead, she's all sweet and then suddenly her toes are in your mouth and I'm sitting there like... wait, I just died? The plot is that you get killed by some monster and then this ritual happens with an angel, a demon, and Misaki and now you're alive but also kind of a zombie? A horny zombie. The whole setup is just an excuse to get these girls to sit on your face.

The demon girl, she's got these massive tits obviously and the first time she gives you a titfuck I actually laughed because the animation is so janky. Like her boobs move but her face is just frozen in this ahegao expression the entire time. It's 3DCG but the kind where everyone looks like a sex doll that's slightly melting. I don't know why that makes it hotter but it does. There's this one scene where Rias from High School DxD shows up, which I didn't expect, and she's doing this cosplay thing but it's not really cosplay if she's actually a demon? The game doesn't care about logic.

The footjob scenes are everywhere. Every character wants to use their feet. Misaki, the angel, the demon, even the monster girl later on. I spent way too long trying to figure out if there's a setting to make them stop but there isn't and honestly I stopped caring after the third one. The male domination tag is there but it's weird because you're supposed to be in charge but the girls are always teasing you and calling you pathetic while you're inside them. The creampie animations are actually decent though, the way the... you know... drips out. They put effort into that specifically. Everything else looks like a PS2 cutscene but the cum physics are next level. Priorities, I guess.