Game’s called *Will and Cindy*, but honestly it should’ve been *Will and Everyone Around Him Can’t Keep Their Pants On*. The first thing I noticed wasn’t even the art (though it’s that AI kinda-smooth-but-still-weird vibe, like faces too perfect, eyes looking at you even when you scroll away). It was the tone - like it doesn’t care about being polite. One minute you’re supposed to give a class presentation, next you’re knee-deep in a scene that goes from teasing to full-on filthy in a blink, no fade-out, no “are you sure” messages. I kinda respect that. Cindy’s supposed to be this good-girl type, but she’s got the kind of body that makes “good” sound like a joke. The way she smiles when she knows you’re watching? Bro, it’s actual digital black magic.

Sometimes though, the writing swings between hot and just plain weird. There’s this bit where you’re watching her through a cracked door, all innocent setup, but then it just doesn’t stop escalating - like the devs forgot what foreplay means. And Will, he’s such a tool half the time. You’re supposed to guide him, but he barely needs guidance; he just stumbles into ass and chaos like it’s destiny. It’s fun, I guess? Or frustrating, depending on how much patience you have for a protagonist that makes every bad decision feel *intentional*. Still, when things click - like that rooftop scene with the older woman who definitely knows what she’s doing - it’s pure heat. You don’t even care that the dialogue’s half nonsense.

The corruption stuff hits different here. It’s not all darkness, more like watching the characters *enjoy* losing their morals. It’s strangely cheerful depravity. You’ll go from oral to group chaos to this intimate little moment that almost feels sweet - then bam, creampie ending, no warning. I laughed, then replayed it. Maybe that’s the point: it’s messy, horny, and doesn’t apologize for it. Like a fantasy that knows it’s trash and totally leans in.

Shiori looks like that perfect honor student you see in anime and think, yeah, she’s boring as hell. Student council president, polite, good grades, does everything by the book. Then the game just casually throws her into the cycling club that nobody cares about, and that’s where it stops feeling “school” and starts feeling like some pervert fairy tale. She follows this quiet girl behind the school building, expecting drugs or bullying or something dark, and finds her naked from the waist down, showing her pussy to the open air like it’s nothing. No music cue, no huge drama, just this weird quiet moment where Shiori watches and you can almost hear her brain melt. That scene hooked me. Not because it’s “sexy elegance” or whatever, but because she looks confused and turned on at the same time. Like, “Why my chest tight? Why my panties wet? Why do I want to stand there too?” It feels dirty but almost innocent, which is such a dangerous combo.

After that, everything starts to twist around this exhibition thing. The cycling is supposed to be the sport core, right, but every race is really just an excuse to make Shiori more visible, more surrounded by guys staring at her huge tits bouncing in her uniform. First race, she wins too easily, and all the eyes go to her chest. Not her time. Not the score. Her chest. The game lets that sink in, and you can feel how that attention crawls under her skin and stays there. She goes home, but her mind stays at the track. When she rides again and the wind pushes her skirt up a bit, you choose if she fixes it right away or just kind of “accidentally” leaves it flashing longer than needed. That little choice hit me harder than the more hardcore scenes later. It’s like watching her discover that being seen is its own kind of touch. Then later you have her cycling in that same uniform, but with no panties, or with body paint instead of clothes, and it’s not just “fanservice”, it feels like she’s testing how far she can go before someone actually calls her out. Spoiler: nobody does, they just stare and jerk off in the stands in their heads.

I liked that the game doesn’t waste time pretending it’s high art. You travel the tiny map, find spots that basically scream “do something nasty here”, and Shiori can just stop the bike and slowly ramp up how far she goes. First time, she maybe flashes her tits behind a vending machine, trembling, some guy in the distance pretending not to look. A bit later, same place, she’s got a vibrator pushed inside and she’s masturbating openly while pretending she’s just stretching from practice. And then it goes stupidly far, like letting a crowd circle around and cover her face and massive chest with cum after a race, her thighs shaking and her brain in that foggy sex trance. There’s handjobs in dark corners, a threesome where she’s sandwiched between two guys and they treat her like a toy they borrowed, anal and vaginal at the same time, and she still worries about practice times between moans. Sometimes the male domination angle feels rough in a hot way, when they’re barking orders and she obeys even while blushing like crazy, and sometimes it’s almost too casual, like, oh yeah, another creampie in the changing room, whatever. I loved that, and at the same time I kinda didn’t, because it makes her corruption feel normal. The censorship is annoying sometimes, the mosaic cuts off the best part right when you’re focusing, and I swear one time I paused my browser and sat there squinting like a dumbass at my monitor. But I kept going anyway, riding around, unlocking more pervy tricks, letting her turn from this perfect council president into a girl who can’t ride a bike without her pussy clenching at the idea of everyone watching. There was one race where I misused the skills, lost horribly, and still got rewarded with Shiori doing a “punishment” show in front of the guys, tits squeezed together for a messy titfuck while her ass sticks out in the air, begging for it. I pretended I was annoyed about losing, but honestly, I kind of threw that race on purpose the next time. Only thing that really bugged me was the stupid little delay on some animations, like they stutter half a second right when it gets good. I’m weirdly mad about that tiny hitch, and I’m still thinking about it instead of doing my emails. Anyway, Shiori keeps riding and showing more skin, and the more the crowd stains her with semen and sweat, the more she starts smiling during it. That’s the part that stayed in my head after I closed the tab.

Sometimes it can be far tougher to stay under the radar at senior high school than sneaking into a secret facility. Blending in with the crowd might actually be harder than infiltrating a global criminal syndicate. Imagine how difficult it is to walk down the hall wearing last season’s skirt while everyone’s eyes are on you, compared to studying a group of muscle-bound gangsters in a tight bodysuit.

But that’s exactly what your girls from "Absolutely Spies" do all the time - whatever’s hard, they turn into a walk in the park! These girls don’t just blend in; they own every room, every hallway, every dangerous scenario. They’re not just spies - they’re masters of disguise, deception, and daring moves that leave everyone else breathless.

In this game, you step into their shoes, navigating the treacherous world of high school espionage where every glance could expose you and every wrong move could blow your cover. You’ll have to choose your outfits carefully because blending in isn’t just about looking the part - it’s about surviving the social minefield without raising suspicion. From dodging nosy teachers to outsmarting rival spies and even dealing with unexpected crushes, the pressure is relentless.

You’ll sneak through crowded hallways, eavesdrop on secret conversations, and gather intel that could topple criminal empires - all while keeping your identity hidden. The tension is electric, and every decision counts. Do you risk drawing attention with a bold move, or play it safe and wait for the perfect moment? The choice is yours, and the stakes couldn’t be higher.

Get ready to dive deep into a world where teenage drama meets high-stakes espionage. Your mission: survive the chaos of high school, outwit dangerous enemies, and prove that nothing is too tough when you’ve got the skills of an Absolute Spy. Are you ready to take on the challenge and become the ultimate undercover agent? Step in, gear up, and show them what real stealth looks like.

Eva's phone keeps buzzing with notifications she never expected when she first moved to the city. What started as innocent selfies for her hometown boyfriend quickly spirals into something much more intense when she discovers how much attention her curves get online. The corruption mechanics here actually feel organic - you're not just clicking "be bad" buttons, but watching this small-town girl slowly realize the power her body holds over others.

The exhibitionism content builds naturally from nervous flashing in empty hallways to full-blown public displays that'll make you question if Eva's lost her mind or finally found herself. Her best friend becomes this weird enabler who keeps pushing boundaries, and honestly? The lesbian scenes between them hit different when you realize how much manipulation is involved. The blackmail storyline with her professor gets genuinely uncomfortable in the best way - dude's got photos of Eva's "study sessions" and uses them to turn her into his personal toy. The handjob scenes in his office while other students wait outside? Chef's kiss.

But here's where it gets messy - the dating sim elements feel half-baked compared to the corruption stuff. You'll spend forever trying to balance Eva's relationships while the real juice is in watching her dignity crumble piece by piece. The interracial content with her new city friends opens doors to scenarios that would've been impossible back in her conservative hometown. Male domination themes run deep here, from subtle workplace harassment that escalates to full ownership dynamics. Eva's transformation from innocent church girl to someone who masturbates in public bathrooms while sexting strangers is genuinely compelling. The cheating mechanics let you destroy her relationship in creative ways, though sometimes the guilt trips feel overdone. When she's finally stripping for cash to pay rent, you realize how far she's fallen - or risen, depending on your perspective.

Argleton feels like that weird city your brain invents when you fall asleep horny after scrolling Twitter too long. Everything is familiar and totally off at the same time. One second you’re just tapping around on your phone like it’s some chill mobile sim, checking out a café, poking around a comic shop, scrolling messages. Then suddenly Chun Li is leaning over the counter with her tits half spilling out of a cosplay that looks one size too small, and she’s asking in this playful voice if you “really know how to handle a strong woman.” You click the teasing answer, just to see, and five minutes later your screen is full of her thighs around your head and you’re in a POV titfuck scene, trying not to fumble your phone like an idiot.

The game pretends to be relaxed. Walk around town, talk to girls, visit the park, the gym, the shady back alley with the guy who definitely sells drugs but also somehow knows what every girl in town secretly wants. It’s all point and click, simple, like old flash games but more polished and at the same time more trashy. Some scenes feel like you’re on a date in a normal romance sim: you bring a milf her favorite coffee, listen to her complain about her job, choose the “respectful” dialogue options. Then you accidentally click the slightly mean one because your thumb slips, and now she’s calling you out, pushing you against the wall, full female domination mood, hand wrapped around your throat while she strokes your cock with those long nails. The game does this a lot. Makes you think you’re the nice guy protagonist, then flips you into either horny puppet or smug bastard. I liked that. Maybe I hated it. Not sure.

There’s this one route with a shy virgin girl who cosplays Kitana and has this whole insecurity thing about her body, even though she’s thick in all the right places. You start with small stuff, groping over clothes, awkward kisses, her blushing so hard it’s almost ahegao already. She asks you to close your eyes while she tries “something she saw in a video,” and you’re expecting just a nervous blowjob. Instead she slides off your lap, takes your phone, props it against a pillow, and you realize you’re in a POV exhibitionism scene where she wants to record herself giving you a handjob because “it’s easier if the camera looks at you instead of me.” She keeps glancing at the screen like she’s reading a text from herself. When she finally climbs on top, you get that slow vaginal sex animation where you can choose if you creampie or pull out, and her whole face shifts when you stay inside. The game quietly tracks that, of course. Later she shows up in a different outfit, acting more confident, and only half jokes about “feeling different” since then. Transformation, but more psychological than magic. Well, there is also magic in another route, but I’m pretending that one isn’t giving me weird dreams.

The superhero girls are completely unbalanced. One moment you’re having playful banter with a redhead in a knockoff X-Men suit, trading jokes and light flirting, and ten minutes later she’s pinning you to a couch with telekinesis, opening your pants with invisible hands while lecturing you on ethics. She gives you a footjob without even touching you, which is such a stupid and great idea. And I swear the dev put in one line just for people like me who overthink: she says something like “Power is just the ability to choose who gets to cum and when.” That’s not deep, but it kinda is, in this horny context. The game will go from silly meme references to suddenly asking you if you want to control her or let her control you, and that one click decides whether you’re slapping her ass while she chokes on your cock or getting pegged with a strap-on while she laughs softly into your ear. It pretends to offer equal male and female domination, but the girls feel like they’re in charge even when you’re technically on top. Which is probably the point. Or maybe I’m just projecting.

Sandbox stuff is all over the place. You wander, you bump into a group sex event at some rooftop party you didn’t even know you unlocked, and suddenly you’re surrounded by big tits, big asses, one Naruto headband that should not be as hot as it is, and too many hands at once. There’s groping, toys, spanking that starts playful and gets serious. Someone pops a pill into your mouth, you accept it like an idiot, and the screen colors shift a bit. From that point your choices get a bit more unhinged, like the game is saying “fine, no more pretending you’re a gentleman.” I still don’t understand why the text messages in the in-game phone app keep glitching for me. Like, the notifications vanish before I can read the names. Tiny annoying thing, never fixed, keeps bugging me in the middle of a really good anal scene. Not game breaking, just… why.

Sometimes the romance hits. You sit on a bench at night with a girl who usually acts like a brat, she leans her head on your shoulder, and you talk about nothing important. Then, without a big music change or drama, she casually slides her hand into your pants and starts masturbating you under the moonlight while talking about her childhood like this is a normal thing to do. The camera stays close, you see her soft smile, her fingers moving slow, the wet sounds getting louder, and when you finally cum across her stomach she just laughs and wipes it with her shirt, zero shame. Exhibitionism, but intimate. Another time, similar setup, different girl, you try to be sweet and she just tells you to shut up, get on your knees, and lick her until she decides you deserve a creampie reward later. The game is inconsistent, but in a way that feels like… well, like people.

It also has this weird thing where masturbation scenes are almost as hot as the group ones. You sneak into a bathroom and catch a character using a toy, watching some porn parody on her phone that looks suspiciously like the game you’re playing. She notices you, keeps going, tells you to stay and watch, no touching. That teasing hurts more than any spanking. You’re there, throbbing, and the only “gameplay” is choosing whether you obey or try to jump in. If you obey, she thanks you later with a messy blowjob in an alley, all spit and gagging and eyes watering. If you interrupt, she slaps you, calls you greedy, and later lets you fuck her from behind while she scrolls social media like she’s bored. Both paths are hot. Both paths made me feel like a dumb animal and a philosopher at the same time.

Humor pops up like a shitpost in the middle of a porn thread. One girl makes fun of your “NPC energy” if you pick the most neutral reply. Another references that old meme about “step on me” when she puts her heel on your chest before a blowjob. The tone whiplash is real. But that’s kind of how sex works in real life too, not some carefully scripted perfect scene. Peaks, awkwardness, someone laughs at the worst moment, then it somehow becomes even hotter. Argleton is full of that. Messy, horny, too many fetishes crammed into one town, and a male protagonist who sometimes thinks he’s choosing his path when actually he’s just being led around by every girl’s fantasy and trauma, which, honestly, feels accurate.

You wake up in this strange rich-looking house with a hard-on and zero memory, and the first thing your brain manages to process is tits. Big, soft, perfect “I should not be looking but I can’t stop” kind of tits. The game doesn’t waste time pretending it’s something else: it’s about you slowly figuring out who you are while quietly eye-fucking every woman around you. They all act like they know you very well, way too well, and you feel that mix of “this is fucked up” and “please don’t stop calling me that” every time one of them leans in a bit too close. There is this very careful, teasing pace at the start where you walk around, pretend to be confused, and secretly check every ass that passes your field of view. And the asses here are not shy. Tight shorts, tiny skirts, that lazy half-bend over the table that makes you pause the game and just stare for a second. It feels wrong in a very hot way, since the game clearly leans into that taboo family vibe without making a big speech about it.

The fun part is how much the story tries to act all serious while your brain is just screaming “look how her shirt is barely buttoned.” You’re supposed to talk, ask questions, be the good boy who lost his memory, but the camera keeps giving you these low angles: thighs, curves, panty flashes when she sits down “unladylike,” and you realize it’s not only you who is a pervert here. The game is basically voyeurism with an excuse plot. You watch them shower with fogged glass that hides nothing important, you “accidentally” walk in on them changing, you wake up to a hand on your chest that clearly wasn’t there before. There is groping that pretends to be an accident, like hands on hips that stay a little too long, fingers brushing nipples through thin fabric, the classic “let me help you with that zipper” that somehow becomes you palming a big ass with both hands. And once you push a bit, they don’t really push back for long. One moment you are sitting on the couch, the next her hand is in your pants, slow jerk under a blanket while she keeps talking like nothing happens. Later it escalates into messy oral, sloppy sounds and spit and her eyes looking up at you. There is vaginal, anal, all the usual stuff, but it feels more intense because the relationships are wrong and the game knows it and keeps poking that line.

Sex scenes go from teasing to “holy shit did we just do that” very fast. One of my favorite bits is when you’re standing behind her in the kitchen, pretending to help with something, and you grind against her ass just a bit too obvious. She freezes for half a second, you think she’ll freak, and instead she pushes back into you, like she was waiting for that. That slow pressure ends up with her bent over the counter, panties shoved aside, you sliding in while the room still looks bright and normal, like some domestic porn where everybody forgot to be ashamed. Later on you get the more classic creampie stuff, where you pull out too late or just don’t bother, and the game actually lets you see the cum drip out, which is such a small thing but it scratched that porn brain itch for me. There is romance layered over all this filth too, like small smiles, shy looks, little “are you okay?” moments right after they swallow or after you stretch them open from behind. It almost feels sweet for a second, until the next scene where you’re spreading someone on a bed and pushing into their ass while they bite the pillow and try to stay quiet so nobody hears. I still hate that the game never lets you adjust the text speed properly, by the way, it’s either too fast or too slow and it pissed me off way more than it should, but then the next scene would drop a wet, noisy blowjob in my face and I forgot about it again.

Nineteen years later and somehow everybody in this game is still horny like it’s day one of puberty. You jump back into this messed up little universe and the first feeling is, “ah, these people did not grow up at all, they just got hotter and more broken.” The old protagonists are older now, but not in a boring way. More like: more baggage, more secrets, more stuff they swear they won’t do again, then five minutes later someone is on their knees giving a blowjob in a hallway where anyone can walk by. The new female lead slides into this mix like she belongs there from the start. She’s not just a pretty face with a big ass, she has that vibe of someone who actually believes she’s in control, right until someone stronger, colder or just more fucked up walks in and starts playing with that illusion. One moment she’s teasing, playing the dom, pressing her foot against a guy’s crotch under the table, giving that slow cruel footjob, talking trash like she owns him. Next moment she’s the one kneeling, drool on her chin, choking on cock while a woman smirks from the side and tells her not to use her hands.

The nice thing is how the game lets you just slip into different heads without making a big speech about it. One scene you are the guy, pretending you still have some moral code, spying through a half open door, watching two women go at it on the couch. Tongues, fingers, wet sounds, one of them grinding her face into the other girl’s pussy, long sloppy cunnilingus that goes way past the usual quick porn timing. Then suddenly the camera flips and now you are the girl whose cunt he is staring at, and you feel that mix of shame and thrill because you know the door is not properly closed. The game loves this voyeur stuff. There is always some window open, some phone left recording, some neighbor or roommate who “didn’t mean to look” but just keeps watching instead of leaving. It doesn’t shout about corruption, it just shows you little steps: the first hesitant handjob in a dark corner, the first time she lets someone lick her ass even though she says she doesn’t do that, the first clumsy rimjob that turns into desperate moaning, the first time she spreads herself in public, half dressed, like it’s nothing. The world here is basically one long, slow slide from “I would never” to “ok, but don’t tell anyone” to “film it, I want to see how filthy I look.” And the game does not pretend it’s romantic. People cheat. People get used. There are NTR moments where you watch a girl you liked get railed by some smug bastard while she tells herself it is just a one time thing, and you can tell it won’t be. Sometimes you are the bastard. Sometimes you are the one getting replaced. Nothing fair about it, but it feels honest in that nasty, horny way that makes you keep clicking just to see who crosses the next line.

You kinda wake up in the middle of nothing and everything at once, pants half on, brain half off, and there’s this catgirl squatting on your bed like some horny goblin that escaped from a hentai Discord server. Tail twitching, ears flicking, tits barely covered, staring at you like you’re both fresh meat and emotional support human. She talks way too fast, touches your stuff, pokes your chest, and before you even remember your own name she’s already teasing you about how hard you’re getting from just looking at her. She acts like she’s doing “research”, but her idea of research is climbing on your lap and grinding on you while asking dumb questions about human mating habits. Real National Geographic moment.

Then her robot buddy rolls in, deadpan voice, glowing eyes, acting like the world’s worst chaperone. It scans your crotch with some cold light, gives a “compatibility confirmed” line that sounds way too clinical for the fact that the catgirl is already palming your dick through your underwear. At some point they start arguing about which position is the best for “maximum data collection” and somehow that ends with you flat on your back, her bouncing on your cock, ears shaking, drool on her tongue while the robot films from the corner like a pervert CCTV camera. You’re supposed to be the one in charge, but she keeps switching between needy kitty and brat that needs spanking, so you’re smacking her ass, grabbing her neck, pulling her hair, trying not to blow too fast while she begs for you to fill her because “fluids are important for the experiment.” She keeps squeezing around you, nails on your chest, doing that ahegao face that looks kind of stupid and kind of perfect when she starts squirting all over your stomach and still refuses to stop riding until you creampie her good.

The childhood friend part hits out of nowhere. One minute you’re messing around with catgirl cosplay outfits and weird sci fi toys, next thing the door slams and your bronzed, short haired wrestling maniac from school walks in, sweaty from training, arms crossed, pretending she’s mad you forgot some promise. She obviously isn’t mad enough to not notice your hard-on. She talks tough, but she blushes as soon as you pin her to the wall and slide your hand down her shorts. She’s strong, but she lets you win. She’s the type that says “I’m not a slut” while her legs shake from your fingers working her clit and your other hand choking her just a bit. When she finally gives in, she climbs on you like it’s just another sparring match, grinding slow, then faster, tits bouncing out of that tight sports bra, smearing sweat and pussy juice on your thighs. The mix of her muscles, her tan lines, the way she clenches when you call her your good little toy, that’s what really hits. At some point she dares you to fuck her harder in front of the open window, like a loser version of exhibitionism, and you actually do, one hand on her hip, the other on her throat, pushing her to the glass while the catgirl watches and masturbates from the bed, tail wrapped around her own leg. Stuff escalates from “oops I slipped in” to full on harem chaos: mouths and asses and pussies getting used, tongues sharing your cum, the robot calmly recording your shame for “future analysis” while you’re groping big tits, forcing messy blowjobs, filling wombs, and trying to remember how this all started with just waking up.

Game starts with you limping around a wrecked magic school, still smelling smoke from the last fight, and honestly it feels a bit like walking through a fanfic that someone wrote with one hand on the keyboard and the other down their pants. You’re this tired war survivor, a dude who somehow didn’t die in the final battle, and then boom: chance to rewind, go back to earlier school days, but keep the knowledge of what’s coming. Not super original, but it works, because the game doesn’t even pretend to be subtle. One minute you’re standing in the great hall while teachers mumble about rebuilding, next minute you’re eye-level with Hermione’s shirt buttons thinking “yeah, I know exactly what kind of game this is”. The whole thing is built like a visual novel with a school calendar vibe. You move around corridors, dorms, classrooms, and every choice either pushes the romance route or the straight up filthy stuff. Feels weird how quickly “let’s fix the world” becomes “let’s get your cock sucked behind a tapestry”, but I’m not complaining. Also the elf dorms? Way more horny than the human ones, like they installed a permanent “please corrupt me” filter on those girls.

Hermione in this is both familiar and wrong at the same time. She starts out all bookworm, prefect energy, correcting your spells and telling you off for skipping class. Then you keep nudging the dialogue, give her compliments, push the right lewd options, and slowly she goes from “that’s inappropriate” to kneeling on the library floor with ink stains on her lips and your dick in her mouth. The progression actually feels kind of believable, which is dangerous, because the writing tricks your brain into thinking this is still some wholesome romance until a tentacle monster bursts out of a hidden room in the dungeons and starts ripping her clothes like it’s Tuesday. That first scene where she’s grabbed by the ankles, skirt pushed up, and you’re given the choice to help her or just watch as those slimy things force her legs open, that’s where you realize the game is not actually trying to stay safe at all. Tentacles slide under her panties, around her thighs, one rubbing against her clit while she’s still trying to pretend she hates it, and there you are, clicking the option that says “let it continue a bit longer”. I tested what happens if you try to interrupt early and yeah, the game lets you, but the more fucked up version clearly got more writing love. Same with the handjob scenes: they start awkward and clumsy, like she’s learning, then later she’s doing this slow twist grip while drooling on the tip and still trying to lecture you about homework. Total whiplash.

The monster stuff isn’t just a one-time shock either. There’s this hidden quest where you hang around the old battle site at night and a tentacle thing crawls out from a broken statue. If you already corrupted some girls, you can basically offer them up like a horny sacrifice. I tried this with one of the elf students, thinking it would bug out, but no, there’s a full scene where she gets pinned to the stone floor, panties yanked aside, and two tentacles spreading her while a third slowly pushes inside her. Vaginal penetration is animated in this grossly loving detail, with her going from “no, stop” to panting and clutching the tentacles like she doesn’t want them to pull out. The romance routes weirdly keep going after that, like everyone just forgets they got railed by a slime monster last night. And the stripping sequences before sex are actually kind of charming at first, where the girls hesitantly unbutton their shirts or slide off their robes for you, but sometimes the pacing is broken, like clothes vanish between lines or pop back on in the next frame. Also one time the dialogue called a classroom a dorm while Hermione’s giving you oral under the desk, which snapped me out of it for a second, but then there’s this shot of her cheeks bulging as you grab her hair and I didn’t care anymore. It’s messy, inconsistent, horny as hell, and half the time feels like someone took a serious war epilogue and spilled tentacle porn all over it. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?