Rob is the kind of protagonist who feels like that dude you saw in the corner at a college party, the one who left early and then somehow ended up in a police report. On paper he’s just some broke student with a shitty family situation, but the game quickly turns that into something way nastier and more fun than “sad boy drama”. The poker game is where it flips: one bad decision, some shady people, and suddenly you’re knee-deep in crime, blood, and way too many girls wanting a piece of you for all the wrong reasons. It starts small, like “do this little job, no big deal”, then you’re pulling clues from crime scenes and trying not to get a stiffy while a girl with a fucked up sense of morals helps you hide a body. The investigation parts are not too heavy, more like: talk to this person, click that thing, follow threads. But they actually matter. You screw up, people die. You succeed, people still sometimes die. And in between all this, there’s a lot of sex, a lot of wet sounds, and way too much eye rolling ahegao for someone who just watched a man bleed out ten minutes earlier.

The harem angle is strong as hell, but it’s not the usual soft, “oh, all girls just magically love you because you’re nice” bullshit. You’re a guy orbiting around crime, lies, and trauma, and somehow that just attracts unstable pussy like a magnet. One girl is the type who will ask you to choke her while there is literally a dead guy in the other room. Another one looks innocent, then drops to her knees and starts swallowing you to “help you relax before the next job”. You get a lot of oral, a lot of messy spit, and those animated loops actually go on long enough to enjoy, not that two-second jerk you see in some other games. Vaginal scenes hit hard too, especially when the camera stays close when she clenches around you, tongue out, eyes rolled up. There is this one scene where you just came back from some brutal shit, still half covered in someone else’s blood, and a girl decides that this is the perfect time to ride you raw, moaning louder every time your hands grip her hips like you’re about to break them. It’s wrong in all the right ways. The tone is wild: one moment you’re picking apart motives like some low-rent detective, next moment you’re slamming into a girl who drools all over herself like she’s broken. Sometimes it feels edgy just to feel edgy, but then you get a line of dialogue that hits, or a small detail in a room that ties back to an earlier event, and you go “ok, the dev actually thought this through”. I wish the text box didn’t jump a pixel when auto mode kicks in, it irritates me every single time and I still keep playing. The game is brutal, horny, kind of stupid, kind of smart, and absolutely not trying to be wholesome in any way, which honestly fits this messy little criminal sex fantasy perfectly.

Kindvixens feels like some horny Stardew cousin who ran away to the coast, got obsessed with thick moms, and forgot to finish half their life plans. You land in this chill little town, Seabreeze, and right away the game just points at a bunch of women with massive tits and fat asses and goes: “yeah, these are all potentially yours, good luck idiot.” It’s not just click-next VN stuff either; you’re running around town, checking the beach, the bar, the houses, the shop, poking random doors just in case a new scene unlocks. I was trying to speedrun the lewds, ended up actually remembering NPC schedules instead. Felt like using a horny Google Calendar in my head: “ok, big titty landlady in the evening, milf at the store in the morning, teasing redhead at the park if it’s not raining.” And yes, sometimes you sprint across town like a degenerate because a small icon pops up and you think “this might be a blowjob flag.”

What I like is that it pretends to be chill romance, but the pacing is secretly crack for completionists. Every time a girl bends over a little too far, or calls you “sweetheart” one extra time, some hidden counter ticks up. You talk, grind a bit of money, do some stupid mini task, survive the tiniest resource stuff, and boom, suddenly you’re in her bedroom and she’s bouncing those huge tits in your face like it was always obvious. The teasing is slow but also not really. It’s that thing where you swear nothing is happening, then you check the gallery and realize you already unlocked five sex scenes and two of them involve her sitting on your face. Still, some routes feel janky. One girl needed like five different visits at weird times, one little minigame, and then she finally shows her ass; another basically flashes her panties after you fetch one dumb item. Consistency is not a thing here, and that’s part of the charm but also made me swear at my screen more than once.

The harem vibe is very “nobody questions that you’re railing half the town,” which is honestly the correct choice. One moment you’re drinking coffee with a shy cutie, next you’re throat-deep in milf pussy, then maybe you’re just helping some lady move boxes like a good citizen. The game pretends it’s about community and mystery, but let’s be real, the mystery is mostly “how do I trigger the next blowjob CG.” I do like that the town actually feels like a place. You wander a bit, see familiar spots, remember where you first got a handjob, where some stacked woman pinned you against the wall, where another one kissed you so soft you almost forgot you were here to collect scenes like Pokémon. The survival thing is so lite it’s basically flavor, but it gives just enough structure that you can’t spam one girl to max in two in-game days, you gotta rotate, which turns into this horny routing problem in your head. Trying to 100% this stuff is like doing a lewd glitchless run with boobs everywhere and the game giggling in the corner every time it cockblocks you for one more in-game afternoon.

Influencer girl from 2025 getting yoinked straight into muddy, horny medieval fuckland is exactly the kind of plot that sounds stupid in your head and then somehow works once you see her standing in front of some towering cursed sorcerer calling himself Lord Valthor like it’s his Discord name. She shows up with perfect makeup, tight cosplay-style clothes, phone in hand, already trying to find the WiFi while there’s a giant war going on outside and demons and knights stabbing each other. The game leans into it hard. One minute she’s complaining about her followers, next minute she’s kneeling in front of this arrogant bastard while he tests how “loyal” she really is, sucking his cock with those big fake lips while the camera slowly pans down to her tits bouncing against his thighs. It feels more like watching a really horny parody of some isekai anime where nobody pretends it’s about anything except sex and power.

What surprised me a bit is how fast the corruption kicks in. At first she’s all “I’m not your toy” and “this is abuse” and then you give her some magic protection, save her from a bunch of raiders, throw in a little time travel trick where she sees how fucked her future gets without you, and suddenly she’s grinding on your lap during some war council like it’s an OnlyFans live. The harem stuff comes naturally from that. You’re the sorcerer with a cursed tower, so of course other girls drift in. A redhead knight with a fat ass and armor that somehow covers nothing, a fake innocent healer with ridiculous tits who “accidentally” walks into your room while masturbating, some noble lady who pretends she hates you but moans the hardest when you shove her face into the bed and go anal first, questions later. There’s group sex scenes where her modern mindset clashes with medieval sluts in a hilarious way: she’s trying to explain “brand deals” while another girl is licking her nipples and you’re using magic to make their boobs even bigger mid-threesome, like a living hentai slider. At one point you’re literally fucking her on a throne while two chained girls kiss each other on your boots and she looks down at them with that influencer fake pity look, right before she tells them to suck you clean. Yeah, super moral.

Combat’s there, kind of, in the background, because every “battle” is just an excuse to drag someone back to your lair and decide if she ends up breeding stock, sex pet or temporary toy. You throw spells, pick some choices, move through this busted fantasy land, and every “victory” tends to end with a blowjob or someone getting railed against a wall. There’s light animated bits too, so asses jiggle, boobs bounce, you actually see her throats bulge when she takes you deep, and the AI-style art hits that weird line between realistic and trash-fap that somehow fits the influencer meme. I didn’t love that some scenes feel rushed, like a pregnancy angle that pops up and then sort of vanishes until it suddenly matters again when you’ve already nutted twice. Also the cheating thing is just quietly there, like she technically has a guy back home but the game barely cares except for maybe one joke. But when the best moment in the whole thing is her, in full fantasy cosplay, riding your cock in front of a burning village, moaning your name while you choke her and make her repeat that Kentar is her new “brand”, you kinda forget the small stuff anyway.

This one feels like reading somebody’s private confession that accidentally got turned into a porn story and nobody bothered to fix the grammar. You start as this guy who honestly looks like he’s trying way too hard to be romantic, but then every “romantic” idea he has slowly turns into some pervy situation. It’s not subtle. He says he’ll do anything for love, and apparently “anything” means watching girls when they don’t know, getting sucked off in places he shouldn’t, and finishing inside whenever he gets the chance because condoms basically don’t exist in his universe. The whole thing is linear, so there’s no big choices or routes. You just sit back, click through, and watch him fall deeper into this mess of women, lies, and way too much cum.

What hit me first was how much attention the game gives to bodies. Not personalities, not deep thoughts, just tits and asses. Every girl has big tits or a big ass, usually both, and the camera knows it. The scenes like to linger when she bends over, or when she’s leaning forward and her boobs are about to fall out of her top. Lots of teasing, slow undressing, little gestures. A girl “innocently” stretching on the couch while her shirt rides up, or licking a popsicle way longer than normal while pretending she doesn’t know what it looks like. You’re constantly catching them through half-open doors, in the shower, in the bedroom, sometimes touching themselves when they think they’re alone. The MC acts all “I shouldn’t watch” in his inner monologue, but he always stays. And yeah, the game really likes the harem thing. Every time you think “ok maybe this will just be about one girl,” another one shows interest, or walks in on a scene, or starts masturbating while listening from the hallway. It’s ridiculous, but in that horny fantasy way where your brain goes “this would never happen” and your dick goes “continue.”

The sex itself is pretty rough in a good way. Lots of oral with spit and gagging, girls on their knees, licking the shaft up and down like they’re worshipping it. Then it usually escalates into raw fucking, different positions, but the favorite is clearly finishing inside. Creampie after creampie, dripping out slowly, sometimes the girl playing with it between her fingers or scooping it up and pushing it back in with this dirty smile. No one seems worried about pregnancy, it’s just “you love me, so come inside me.” There’s a weird sweetness sometimes, like a girl blushing while she’s covered in your cum and calling it “proof you’re mine,” and then next scene she’s spying through a crack in the door while you go at it with someone else and touching herself to it. The game doesn’t care about realism, it just multiplies the male fantasy: everyone wants you, everyone is horny, nobody says no, and privacy is a joke. I kind of wish there was at least one scene where the guy doesn’t get away with his voyeur crap, but at the same time, that broken logic is part of the charm here. Like some teenager’s dirty notebook grew up, got 3D models, and never learned shame.

Love in this thing is kinda messy in a way I actually like. You start as this guy who clearly thinks with his dick first and his heart second, but then somehow it flips and you catch yourself going “ah shit, I care about her now” right in the middle of a blowjob scene. The story doesn’t really ask you for choices, which annoyed me for like two seconds, then I just accepted I’m on rails and focused on watching how far he’s willing to go to please all these women circling around him. It feels more like spying on a horny soap opera than playing a classic game. You just click, read, stare, and suddenly she is on her knees, thick lips wrapped around his cock, looking up with those needy eyes, and you forget you wanted some deep branching route or whatever. The 3D models help a lot with that. Curvy girls with big asses and heavy tits that actually move, thighs pressing together, skin shining a bit when they’re wet. It’s the kind of body that looks soft enough you want to grab your phone and zoom in like a creep even though you’re already full screen.

There are a few moments that stick in my head way more than they should. Like that scene where you’re “not supposed” to watch, but of course you do, hiding on the edge of the room while she fingers herself, ass up, panties halfway down. She thinks she’s alone, breathing all shaky, rubbing her clit faster and faster, talking to herself about how she wishes you would just come in and fuck her already. The camera kinda lingers between her legs and it’s awkward in the best way. You see the shine on her pussy, her fingers sliding in and out, then she moans your name and clenches around nothing. Later, when you finally give her what she wants, the game doesn’t shy away from details. You push inside her, slow at first, and hear those wet sounds while her tits bounce with every thrust. She rides you too, grinding that big ass on your lap, and when you cum inside, the creampie is actually shown, thick white dripping out while she keeps squeezing, like she doesn’t wanna let you go. There’s another girl watching from the hallway, touching herself, biting her lip. It feels dirty, like you walked into Pornhub live chat by accident, except you kinda asked for it.

The whole harem vibe sneaks up on you. At first it’s just one girl teasing you with “accidental” panty flashes and soft kisses that go on too long. Then another joins in, sitting way too close on the couch, brushing her tits on your arm while she pretends to talk about something serious. At some point you’re getting your cock sucked by one while the other one watches from the door, hand under her skirt, trying to be quiet and totally failing. The game loves that teasing delay where she’s licking the tip, swirling her tongue, making eye contact, but not going full deep throat right away. It drags the tension almost to the point you wanna scream at the screen. And yet sometimes the pacing is weird. One minute you’re in a kind of emotional moment, she’s talking about feelings and what she’d sacrifice for you, next click she’s bouncing on your lap like a pornstar, moaning loud enough the neighbors should be complaining. I wish the music didn’t loop the same track during those long sex scenes, it pulled me out a bit and now I hate that one melody, but whatever, I still kept going. For a kinetic thing, it actually made me feel strangely involved even without picking choices. Not every scene hits the same, some of the masturbation bits go on too long, and a couple of lines of dialogue made me roll my eyes, but then another ass shot appears, she arches her back, you slide into her again, and suddenly all that shit doesn’t matter anymore.

This one feels like walking into someone’s private life that you’re not really supposed to see, and then staying anyway because it’s hot and also kinda sad in a quiet way. You play this guy who is way too willing to humiliate himself just to keep the girls around him happy, or at least close. It’s a kinetic thing, so you’re not making big branching choices, you’re mostly just sitting there, watching his life unfold like a slow striptease where the clothes are actually his dignity. The camera loves big asses and soft tits, like, really loves them. There are a lot of shots where the girl is just doing something simple, like bending over to pick up a towel, and the scene lingers a bit too long. It feels less like porn angles and more like you’re catching yourself staring from across the room. That voyeur side hits hard. You’re “there” but also not there, which made the masturbation scenes way more intense, because sometimes he’s jerking it while someone else is just a wall away, totally unaware, and the game lets you hear the tiny sounds, the bed creak, breathing change. It’s kind of embarrassing how much they focus on that.

The harem angle grows slowly. At first it’s just teasing and close contact, like brushing past a girl in a hallway and feeling it’s not really an accident. You see flashes of panties, underboob, someone licking ice cream in a way that’s way too suggestive for real life. There’s some oral stuff that hits that needy, worship energy, like he doesn’t just want to get off, he wants to feel owned while it happens. The 3D style works better in the smaller details than in the bigger ones. There’s a scene where a girl is riding him, big tits bouncing, and her hair physics look kinda stiff, but the way her hands grab his chest, the little finger movements, actually feels more real. It’s weird. The vaginal sex is pretty direct, no artsy cuts, just the wet slip of bodies and a lot of focus on penetration. When the creampie happens, the camera gets too obsessed with showing every drop. I liked it and also found it a bit much, like, okay, I get it, he came inside her, you don’t need three angles. But the best parts aren’t even the money shots. It’s that tiny look after, like when she feels the cum leaking and blushes and doesn’t say anything. Or when he’s still inside, not moving, and the room is quiet.

The thing that stuck with me was how the teasing never fully stops, even when everyone is basically fucking everyone. You’d think a full harem setup might kill the tension, but no, there’s this continued playfulness. A girl will give him a blowjob, swallow every bit of it, then later act all innocent while brushing her teeth next to him. The game doesn’t explain why they’re all so into him in some detailed romance speech, and weirdly I liked that. It feels more like you arrived in the middle of a situation that’s been building for a long time, with half-spoken promises and old crushes. Sometimes that makes the pacing feel uneven though. You get super hot masturbation scenes, explicit moaning, the guy panting and making a mess of himself, and then it cuts to a quieter moment that lingers on a girl’s ass in tight shorts while nothing sexual happens for a bit. I complained about that in my head, then caught myself replaying that same “nothing happens” part because the way her hips move looks stupidly real. I do wish there was a tiny bit more control on when certain scenes trigger, but I also kinda accept that this is more like watching a guilty-pleasure series on your laptop, one episode after another, letting it drag you along. It’s messy, horny, sometimes awkward, sometimes too on the nose, and still, it scratches that feeling of spying on something intimate that maybe you shouldn’t be watching, but you keep watching anyway.

Guy in this thing is a total simp in the best and worst way. Whole story feels like watching some horny telenovela where the main dude keeps saying “I’ll do anything for you” and then you actually see what “anything” means. It starts kind of sweet, almost too sweet, with him orbiting around this one woman like a lost puppy, and then little by little the whole house, the whole environment, turns into his personal porn universe. It’s one of those kinetic ones where you don’t click choices, you just let it wash over you, like binging trashy Netflix but everyone is naked half the time and nobody uses condoms unless the plot wants a creampie shot. The vibe is slow at first, but the teasing is brutal. Long looks, clothes that somehow never fit right, camera angles that love to stay on big tits and asses just a bit too long while nothing “officially” happens. And then suddenly he’s got a mouthful of pussy and you’re like, ok, we skipped the talking part.

The voyeurism bits are honestly the thing that hooked me. The game loves to put the guy in situations where he’s watching something he really shouldn’t. A shower door left half open, a bedroom cracked just enough, that classic “oops I walked in while she’s masturbating but I’ll keep watching behind the wall” energy. And of course, since it’s 3D models, the camera gets right in there: fingers glistening, lips parting, her breathing too loud, those tiny movements that look half awkward half insanely hot. Then it flips and suddenly he’s the one jerking off watching them, which somehow feels even dirtier because you already know these girls trust him. That fake innocent house vibe hides a whole harem situation, but the game doesn’t scream “HAREM TIME” in your face, it just… escalates. One day she’s letting him “accidentally” get a peek down her top, next day her tits are wrapped around his dick and she’s spitting on the tip while calling it “just helping out.” It’s not subtle, but it kind of pretends to be, and that makes it funnier.

Sex scenes are pretty straightforward, nothing super kinky, more like “vanilla but turned to max volume.” Oral is everywhere. You get a lot of closeups of tongues sliding along shafts, lips stretching around the head, that messy spit string when she pulls back. Sometimes it’s romantic, sometimes it feels like she’s just using his cock as a stress toy while talking about something totally normal. The big tits are absolutely the star though. The game keeps doing that slow shirt removal, bra digging into skin, and you can see the weight of them when they fall out. There’s a lot of tit-focused stuff: riding him with boobs bouncing in his face, her pressing them together for a sloppy titfuck, nipples gliding over his stomach while she lines him up for vaginal. When it switches to penetration, the camera loves that angle where you see his shaft disappearing inside her, then cutting to her face, flushed, eyes half rolled back, hair stuck to her cheeks. And yeah, creampies. Lots. They don’t even pretend. You see him bottom out, that pause, her nails digging into his back or clenching the sheets, then that thick white flood spilling out when he pulls back, slowly dripping down her hole and inner thighs. It never gets old, but somehow it also gets old, you know?

What surprised me is how horny the “in between” parts are. Even when nobody is actually fucking, the girls are always kind of… performing. One stretches on the couch and the camera zooms right between her legs, panties riding up into her pussy lips. Another bends over to pick something up and you get a full ass shot, curves framed perfectly, her looking back with that fake innocent “oh, you were there?” expression. The teasing is relentless. He’ll walk into a room and one of them will be casually licking an ice cream, tongue wrapping around it like she’s been trained by Pornhub tutorials. Or he’s helping with some normal task and suddenly she guides his hand under her skirt “for balance.” The masturbation scenes are fun too, because each girl does it differently. One is all shy, under the blanket, quiet little moans, rubbing herself in these small circles that gradually get faster. Another is wild, legs spread, loud, plunging fingers inside, using toys, actually grinding into the mattress like she’s trying to break it. Sometimes he watches, sometimes you just watch, and that feels almost more intimate.

And yeah, it’s a harem thing. They orbit him, he orbits them, and it becomes clear he’s not exactly choosing. He’s just falling into bed with whoever is horny enough at that moment. You get those morning wood scenes where he wakes up with someone curled against his chest, tits pressed into him, then her hand “accidentally” finds his cock and stays there. Or the “I was just checking on you” scene that turns into her sliding into the sheets and quietly climbing on top. Vaginal is the main act, but the path to it is basically a blowjob festival. One girl kneels, looks up at him with these huge eyes, one hand around his base, another cupping his balls, mouth stretching wide while she pushes herself deeper, gagging a bit, then grinning when he twitches. Sometimes they swallow, sometimes they pull off right when he cums and let it land across their big tits, rubbing it in like lotion. It’s messy and a little cheap in the best way.

Weird thing is, the story tries to be about “love” and devotion, but half the time it just feels like a dude accidentally unlocking a cheat code in life where every woman around him wants to sit on his face. I didn’t mind. I just wish someone would fix that one lamp in the background that’s always crooked in every scene, it drove me insane and now I can’t stop staring at it while a girl is riding him like her life depends on it. Priorities, I guess.

Industry Baby feels like someone watched too many casting couch clips on Pornhub, then tried to turn that fever dream into a career simulator, and somehow it kinda works even while tripping over its own dick. You’re this overqualified, broke dude who thought a shiny degree would give him a corner office, and instead you’re pointing a camera at naked girls and trying not to nut too fast. I liked that it doesn’t pretend you’re some shy loser. You’re competent, cocky, and a bit of an asshole, which is honestly refreshing. Then again, sometimes the MC talks like a Reddit motivational quote and that killed my boner for a second. One moment he’s rough and direct, next moment he sounds like he’s writing a LinkedIn post about “hustle” and “grind”. Pick a lane, man.

Anyway, the actual sex content hits the usual porn-fantasy buttons, just louder. Big asses everywhere, big tits bouncing in your face, a lot of “guy in control, girl melts” energy. The girls idolize you way too fast. It’s like every girl was secretly waiting for a camera and your dick to appear in her life so she can call you “sir” without a safeword conversation. The harem angle sneaks up on you too. You go in thinking you’re just doing scenes to pay rent, then you blink and suddenly there’s three girls texting your in-game phone about wanting “private shoots” and you’re booking scenes like you’re managing an OnlyFans agency. The voyeur stuff is subtle at first. You’re checking test shots, spying on how they move when they think nobody looks, unlocking different angles. There was one moment where I replayed a scene just to watch the girl’s face change when your character pushes it a bit too far. Tiny detail, but it stuck with me harder than the actual cumshot. Felt a bit like scrolling through those 5 second Twitter smut clips that loop forever and your brain just stays there.

The animation looks decent when it moves slow, then occasionally it goes slightly weird when the thrusting speeds up and bodies start doing that floaty frictionless thing. Not game-breaking, just one of those “ah, yes, 3dcg horny jank” details. Sometimes the MC’s hand clips through a thigh and I swear it feels more lewd than when it’s correctly placed, like your brain reads it as rougher than it actually is. The virgin angle is funny too. You’re the guy who has been around the block mentally, but some girls are doing their “first time on camera” and the game loves milking that. There’s this one “good girl” who acts like she’s all pure, then the second you tell her how the scene will go, she’s dripping and begging to be your favorite. I rolled my eyes and still enjoyed it. It kind of mirrors how people act on Instagram versus what they’re doing in DMs, honestly. Speaking of that, the in-game phone feels like a cursed mix of WhatsApp hookups and those desperate “collab?” messages you see creators post on X. You line up scenes, send a couple of texts that somehow are both romantic and degrading, then show up and rail them like it’s just another workday. And still, in the middle of all that, I found myself annoyed that one particular character’s hairstyle never changes between shoots. No growth, no new look, just the same damn hair while everyone else starts acting like porn awards are on the line. I’m still mad about that, for no real reason.

A bunch of sweet, horny witches mess up a ritual, pull a smug demon straight out of hell, and somehow the biggest danger in the room is a microwave that hates everyone. That’s kind of the vibe here. You’re this demon guy, showing up in their cozy little coven house, and instead of chains and fire you get soft couches, hot tea, and girls who can literally set your balls on fire if you talk back too much. They’re cute, they’re chaotic, half of them clearly never had a proper sex talk, and suddenly you’re the supernatural roommate who has to decide if you’re going to behave, corrupt the whole place, or pretend you’re civilized while staring at their tits whenever they bend over. It feels a bit like when I hide in the bathroom with my phone, saying I’m “checking email”, and actually I’m watching a demon get a handjob from a witch who still has flour on her ass because she was baking cookies one minute before.

The fun part is how much the game lets you poke at the tone. You can lean into being a pervy bastard, grab the dominant role, pull hair, spank, make them kneel, creampie the smug one while she’s still trying to finish her spell and suddenly can’t remember the words because she’s too full. Or you act all polite and let the girls climb on top, ride your face, tie your wrists, make you “their” demon. There’s this scene where one of them pretends she’s just “checking your aura” and her hand just slides slower and slower over your crotch, and you have that classic choice: do you let her tease you until you’re shaking, or snap and flip her onto the table, panties around her ankle like some porn ad on xHamster. The game throws in group stuff too, like you walk into the wrong room, everybody half naked “practicing a ritual”, and suddenly you’re pushed down, one girl shoving her tits in your face, another grinding her big ass on your lap, somebody else watching from the door pretending she’s not touching herself. A lot of the sex is optional, but honestly I kept clicking the dirtiest answer like a raccoon going for shiny things. And yeah, it has that slow “romance” side too, where you talk feelings, touch her hand, then ten minutes later you’re fucking her against a wall while she screams your name and forgets whatever “rules of the coven” she was lecturing you about earlier. I’m still annoyed by one tiny thing: there is this magic effect in one scene that looks like a cheap screen saver, and now I see it in my head every time someone moans. I’ll probably keep playing anyway, between washing dishes and pretending to check WhatsApp.