So my aunt died. Left me a letter about 11 cat figurines and diamonds hidden inside one. Not the kind of inheritance you expect but okay. Now I'm working at this hotel where she used to be staff, pretending to be an intern while actually hunting for these stupid cats. The place is full of women though. Like, distractingly full.

The art has this weird AI sheen to it, you know the look. Everything's a bit too smooth, skin textures that don't quite sit right, hands that sometimes have too many fingers or not enough. But honestly? When there's a busty MILF manager bending over her desk and the game lets me just... watch for a while before she notices, I stop caring about the jank. The voyeur stuff is where it shines. Clicking around the hotel, finding the right window or cracked door at the right time. Caught the head housekeeper touching herself in the laundry room yesterday. She didn't see me. The tension of maybe getting caught while you're the one doing the watching is weirdly hot.

The dialogue reads like it was translated twice through different languages and nobody proofread it. Characters will say things like "You are having the eyes of a curious boy" and you just have to roll with it. The dating sim elements are there but clunky, you pick options that barely make sense and somehow end up with your hand down someone's panties. There's a scene with a guest, this married woman, where the husband is literally in the next room and she's guiding your hand under her dress at the check-in counter. The exhibitionism tag doing heavy lifting there. The interracial content pops up with one of the bartenders, big ass, bigger attitude, and the scene plays out in the wine cellar which felt appropriate. The harem aspect means you're juggling like five women and nobody seems to mind that you're clearly sleeping with all of them. The cat figurine hunt almost becomes secondary, which I think is the point. Find a cat, get a blowjob. Find another cat, creampie a different woman. The inheritance is just an excuse.

I wish the sandbox elements were less... sticky. Sometimes you click and nothing happens and you're not sure if it's a bug or you haven't triggered the right flag yet. Spent twenty minutes trying to interact with a painting that turned out to be nothing. Just background. The point and click adventure parts need work but the sex scenes, when you unlock them, are animated enough to make the frustration worth it. The vaginal and oral stuff is explicit, no fade to black, which I appreciate. Handjobs get weirdly detailed attention, there's one scene with the aunt's old coworker that goes on for like three minutes of just that. Not complaining exactly but it's a choice.

I have this thing with sequels, right? Like a second date after the first one went... weirdly good. You remember the highlights, the unexpected moments, but you're terrified they'll mess it up by trying too hard. Sorcerer 2 isn't trying too hard. It's just... more. More monster girls with their weird biology and weirder needs, more of my dude bumbling through a fantasy world with his dick basically leading the narrative. The plot is the same flavor of nonsense, some dark prophecy probably, but who cares when a catgirl is doing that thing with her tongue.

The 3DCG is, I don't know, it's aggressively fine. It's got that specific Daz3D look where everyone's skin is a little too shiny, like they're all slightly sweaty. Which, I mean, they usually are by the end of a scene, so maybe it's a feature. The animations are stiff sometimes. One girl's tail clipped straight through a bed and I just stared at it for a solid minute. Completely took me out of the moment. But then the next scene was this full-on exhibitionist thing in the middle of a goblin market, graphic and messy and exactly the kind of "why is this turning me on" content I'm here for. The pregnancy stuff is still there, a big focus, and I swear the belly physics got an upgrade, which is a sentence I just typed.

I think I was trying to unlock a scene with the lamia for like an hour. The branching felt arbitrary. Pick "go left" and you get a handjob, pick "go right" and you get a philosophical debate and then a handjob. The violence tag is no joke though, it gets splattery in a way that clashes hard with the harem comedy. One minute it's "oops, all creampies" and the next it's a blood geyser. My brain couldn't handle the tonal whiplash. I'd give it the "Most Dedicated Use of a Single Body Fluid Type Per Scene" award. Sometimes it's just the one fluid, you know? Committed.

It’s weird how this game makes you feel both powerful and pathetic. Like, one minute you're trying to keep your crew safe from that smug bastard of a captain, the next you're watching him finger one of his concubines in zero-G while you just… stand there. Doesn’t even try to hide it. The gallery unlocks at random too, which is annoying because I kept reloading saves hoping for that scene with the pale monster-girl with the glassy eyes - the one who calls you “Master” but clearly doesn’t mean it. It’s all so messed up and hot and kind of sad. I thought I’d hate the NTR parts, but they’re shot like some voyeur cam feed from an old sci-fi porno tape; grainy, desperate, oddly human. You think you’ll skip them but you don’t. You just sit there watching.

The ferry itself feels alive in a gross way - every corridor hums like it’s breathing, lights flicker when someone moans, doors sigh open slow as if they know what’s happening inside. When I finally reached the “romance” route with the angelic android girl (the one whose voice glitches mid-orgasm), I realized the dev knows exactly what humiliation tastes like. It’s not about losing a lover - it’s about being forced to watch her *believe* she chose it. That hurts more than any bad ending. But then again, the teasing scenes almost make up for it: heat lamps, reflective glass, her begging to be seen. My brain said stop. My mouse didn’t.

Also, the harem system is broken in the funniest way. If you charm the wrong wife early, everyone starts acting jealous even before they’ve met. It makes no sense narratively but somehow fits this universe where logic melted along with morality. There’s a whole subplot about genetic purity and angels abandoning mankind, but all I could think about was how the captain’s grin looks different depending on whether you’re aroused or angry. Maybe that’s the point - nothing stays clean out here. Just sweat, guilt, and the sound of skin against metal.

Nothing about this game makes sense on paper and that is exactly why it works. You start as this useless guy, basically human trash with zero stats, no money, no charm, nothing, and somehow the fate of the whole universe drops in his lap while he is busy doing absolutely fuck all. One second you are in a boring modern apartment checking your phone like some Twitter addict, next you are arguing with a smug medieval princess who looks like she walked out of a hentai convention with armor that covers everything except the important parts. Then suddenly you are in a filthy cyberpunk alley where an android milf with ridiculous tits is explaining that an insane AI wants to delete reality, but first she wants your dick in her mouth. The tone is wild. The story moves from dumb dick jokes to legit emotional moments in about three clicks and then swings back when some monster girl with slime dripping from her thighs asks if she can keep you as her pet and put a collar on you. I opened it thinking “ok, quick fap then Netflix” and two hours later I was comparing brothel income spreadsheets and trying to min max which girl gives the best anal scene after training her obedience. It felt more like I was running a cursed OnlyFans agency inside a time travel RPG, except nobody is paying taxes and everyone is way too horny.

The brothel stuff caught me hard. You start with basically nothing, a shitty room and a girl who is half broken, half brat, and you have to train her, negotiate her limits, then push them anyway because the game keeps dangling better scenes behind little stat gates. First she only does handjobs and teasing, then you unlock oral and titfucks where she is moaning with that over the top ahegao face, drool everywhere, working your cock like it owes her rent. Later she is on stage in front of a room full of clients, getting pounded from behind while she gives a footjob to some noble and still trying to keep her “princess” vibe. It sounds like too much but weirdly the writing gives each girl a personality. Some of them corrupt slowly, like that shy virgin mage who starts out blushing if you even mention sex, then after a dungeon run where a tentacly monster almost breaks her, she starts begging you to “train” her so she never feels helpless again. Next time you see her she is on your bed, legs open, telling you to fill her raw because she wants to feel your creampie drip down her thighs while she studies magic. Another one goes the opposite way; she starts as a total femdom bitch, heels on your chest, calling you her toy, making you lick her feet while she edges you, but after a certain quest she lets her guard down and suddenly the same woman is sitting on your lap in the spaceship bar, quietly asking if you would still want her if she lost her perfect body. That hit me in a weird place. I mean, she still rode me reverse cowgirl in the next scene and used mind control to force me to stay hard, so yeah, priorities.

The time hopping is a mess but a fun mess. One day you are crawling through a medieval dungeon with torches, fighting slime girls and demon milfs, with your party half naked because their armor “broke”, and the next you are in a neon city, managing a lineup of prostitutes from different eras like some cursed harem Tinder. There is this moment where you are running a little event night in the brothel and you can assign who does what. I sent the thick ass knight to do public exhibitionism because I wanted her to suffer, and she ended up on a balcony, tits out, armor hanging off, getting rammed by a dark elf in front of a cheering crowd. She tried so hard to keep her serious knight face but by the time the elf shot a load deep inside her ass, she was moaning like an animal and drooling on the railing. Then I had my future rebel girl handle the VIP room, which turned into a wild interracial threesome, her bouncing on top of some rich old dude while she jerks you off with one hand and sucks his cock in between kisses, all while ranting about the revolution. Meanwhile, some tiny detail kept annoying me the whole time: the phone UI in the modern era looks a bit off, like an Android app that got half translated, and my brain just could not let it go. I was rearranging dates with monster girls, scheduling dungeon crawls, checking money flow for the brothel and still thinking “why is this icon so ugly.” But then a milf teacher bent over the desk asking me if I want a private after-class lesson, closing the door, pulling my head between her huge tits while she guides my cock slowly into her wet pussy, and I forgot everything including my own name. The game keeps bouncing between being a horny sandbox where you jerk off to footjobs and anal creampies, and an actual adventure where your choices screw up the timeline and change who remembers what. One timeline, a girl looks at you like a stranger during a date, next one she is straddling you in the back of a dungeon campfire scene, riding you raw, whispering that she chose your cock over destiny. I opened a dating sim and ended up weirdly thinking about my own shitty Tinder dates where nobody even pays the bill. Reality seriously needs more brothel management and less small talk.

So the boss is in a meeting about quarterly synergy or whatever, and I'm here pretending to update spreadsheets. Reality? I'm thinking about Jade's ridiculously plump ass. This game, it's a futa revenge fantasy dressed up in a college setting, and honestly the writing is about as subtle as a brick through a window. But you don't come here for subtle. You come for the scene where Jade, our newly empowered she-dick protagonist, corners some cheating brat in the locker room. The groping starts slow, just a handful of those massive tits through a school uniform, the fabric sounds all crinkly and wrong in the 3DCG. It's that specific plastic-y render style where skin looks a bit too glossy, like everyone's been oiled up for a competition nobody announced.

The dialogue is pure cheese. One of the anti-futa activists literally gives a speech about "traditional values" five minutes before Jade's rearranging her guts in a supply closet. I wish they'd leaned harder into the absurd humor of that, but the game plays it weirdly straight sometimes. The oral sex animations are janky, mouths don't quite line up, but the sound design... look, I don't know why the wet noises are mixed so loud. It's like someone dropped a microphone into a bowl of macaroni. You'll hear it over the music. You'll hear it over your own thoughts.

Then there's the harem element. It's messy. Girls just sort of fall into bed with Jade after one conversation, which, fine, it's a porn game, but the cheating tag gets applied with zero drama. Someone's girlfriend is eating Jade out in the library and the boyfriend never finds out, it's just a thing that happens and then we move on. The creampie scenes are generous, maybe too generous, physics-defying amounts of the stuff. There's this one sequence with a teacher where the vaginal sex just keeps going, looped animation style, and I swear I zoned out and forgot what I was supposed to be doing. Like right now, actually. I should probably check if Jenkins from accounting is looking over the cubicle wall. He always has that stupid smirk. Anyway, the game's about forgiveness or revenge but really it's about how many positions they can render that one giant futa cock in before the runtime budget exploded. Probably a lot. Probably still rendering somewhere.

You know what's funny about Cursed Hearts? The title makes it sound like some gothic romance thing, maybe vampires moping around in castles. Nope. It's a breeding simulator with elves and goblins and catgirls, and the "curse" is basically just that you need to fill them up until something breaks. I respect the honesty.

The art is that particular flavor of 3DCG where everyone looks like they've been polished with the same glossy filter, skin too smooth, breasts defying several laws of physics. Which is exactly what I signed up for, let's be real. The elf milf character has this expression permanently stuck between "mildly inconvenienced" and "about to sneeze" and I couldn't stop noticing it. Still tapped that obviously. The sandbox structure means you just wander around clicking on monster girls until things escalate, and the pregnancy mechanic is basically the entire progression system. Knock someone up, move to the next. It's like a very horny checklist.

There's this one goblin girl with an ass that the camera absolutely refuses to stop focusing on, and honestly the footjob scene came out of nowhere. I wasn't prepared. Nobody warns you about the foot stuff. The animations are stiff in that way where limbs move but nothing else does, like mannequins being posed by an invisible hand, but the creampie visuals are... thorough. They committed to that part. I wish the RPG elements actually mattered beyond giving you an excuse to grind, but they won't change that. The groping interactions feel like you're just poking a statue until a meter fills up, which is less sexy than it sounds. Or maybe exactly as sexy as it sounds, depending on your standards. I don't know anymore. The nekomata has two dialogue lines that repeat and one of them is just a purring sound effect written out phonetically. "Prrrrrr." Riveting stuff. Still bred her though. What does that say about me.

So I'm tracking the corruption percentage on this one milf character, right? Got my spreadsheet open, tracking every dialogue choice, every ahegao trigger. The paranormal horror elements are basically a delivery system for unlocking harem scenes. That's not a complaint. It's just... the math of it.

The opening scene is a mess. Kaiser, our male protagonist, is introduced with this big mystery about his missing father, but the camera is already doing that slow pan over the household's female residents. You know the one. The animated jiggle physics are dialed up to eleven before you even learn the guy's name. It sets expectations perfectly. You're not here for subtlety. The big tits are a promise the game immediately delivers on. But then it tries to be genuinely creepy with these flickering hallway sequences and I almost respected the tonal whiplash. Almost. The romance routes are locked behind solving these mystery fragments, which means you're grinding through spooky text logs to get to the milf corruption scenes. My route completion spreadsheet is a nightmare of conditional formatting.

There's this one scene with the eldest woman in the house. You have to fail a specific paranormal investigation check three times. Failing on purpose. The animation that plays after, the ahegao face she makes, it's so over the top it loops back around to being kind of perfect. The male protagonist's "deeply personal secrets" are just... never really a problem? He's a natural playboy, the text says, but his corruption of the household feels less like breaking chains and more like a Tuesday. The horror mystery is genuinely trying, with some decent sound design in the animated cutscenes, but then a character will say something absurdly seductive while a ghost is literally phasing through a wall. The tonal balance is a car crash. I've replayed the harem ending route four times now. The unlockable requirements are stupidly specific and the game never explains the hidden affection decay mechanic. Why is there a hidden affection decay mechanic in a horror game? My notes for the romance flag triggers have three separate contradictions and I've stopped caring about fixing them. The mystery of the missing father remains unsolved in my main save. I just keep reloading the corruption checkpoint for the paranormal investigator character. Her route has the most ridiculous ahegao expression in the whole game and I need to document the exact frame count for my data set.

I keep coming back to the milking mini game. Not because it's particularly deep, you just click and drag in a rhythm that's supposed to mimic, well, you know. But there's this one cow girl, Moola or something, who makes this face when you get the timing right. Her eyes go half lidded and the text box fills with these absolutely unhinged localization choices. "Your hands speak the ancient language of the utter." Who wrote this? I need to buy them a drink.

The whole thing is a tavern management sim where you're some virgin schmuck who inherited a dump in a fantasy crossroads. Monster girls everywhere. You plant crops, brew weird beer, and at night you serve drinks while trying to fingerblast your way through a harem. The internal view shots during sex scenes are a nice touch, you can see the, uh, deposit happening. Classy stuff. The transformation system ties into who you're banging, so if you keep going for the slime girl your character starts getting these translucent patches on his skin. Nobody comments on it. Business as usual.

I wish the point and click adventure parts weren't so janky. Half the time you're pixel hunting for a tiny sparkle that's supposed to be a mushroom or whatever. And the management layer is thin, like a spreadsheet that's embarrassed to be seen. But then you unlock the lamia's oral scene and suddenly you don't care about inventory optimization anymore. She does this thing with her tongue that splits the screen into three panels. Three. The humor lands more often than it should, especially when the game just gives up on fantasy dialogue and has a cat girl call you a "sad little man with a sad little plan" before demanding a titfuck. Self awareness goes a long way when you're also trying to calculate barley yields.

Rating: (tentacle for the monster girls, two melons for obvious reasons)

The game opens with Eric moving back home and immediately, like within the first ten clicks, this dude gets hit with a supernatural thirst curse. Classic. It’s a sandbox so your map just unlocks bit by bit and you wander around this town that honestly feels half dead until you trigger a scene. Got stuck for a bit because I kept clicking on the school at the wrong time of day. The clock is a lie, nothing happens on weekends.

So many tits. The monster girl designs are where the 3dcg actually tries, especially the succubus who has this whole milf energy even though she’s... you know, a demon. The animation loops are stiff. But her intro scene, helping her out and then she just decides Eric’s virgin soul is a fun project, the voice work in my head was better than any sound they actually included. There is no sound. Forgot that. The harem doesn’t build, it just accumulates. Women keep hearing about his, uh, problem and lining up like it’s a neighborhood watch meeting. The incest route starts so casually I blinked and missed the trigger. It’s just there, in the family home, between dinner conversations.

Some scenes drag out the creampie finish with a weirdly long slide. Others jump cut. Make up your mind. Got a handjob in the library that made me laugh out loud, not from the dialog but from the character’s arm clipping through a bookshelf for the entire loop. That’s the fantasy for you. Deep romance one minute, then you’re grinding affection points by clicking a location five times. The big ass on the slime girl defies physics and I respect it. Actually most anatomy here is a suggestion, not a rule. But the sheer volume of content keeps you poking around, wondering which pair of giant tits will flop into frame next. Just... don’t expect the town to make geographical sense.