In "As soon as a Porn a Time..." sci-fi fulfills fantasy as you will be come with by the enchanting fairy during your exploration of an additional earth. You have a main office and a whole number of useful tools though you have no idea just how they work... and even just how did you reach this area! Together you will disclose the keys of this new world and possibly even get the opportunity to fuck the princess!

You wake up in some fucked up forest, naked, pissed off, with this smug witch Velina grinning like she just soft-locked your whole life. She drops the bomb that your soul is tied to her now, and the only way you’re not gonna end as some horny ghost pet is by “collecting lewd energy” from monster girls all over her little cursed playground. It sounds like a shitpost at first, but then you start meeting them and yeah, suddenly it feels very serious. One moment you’re arguing with a slime girl who keeps “cleaning” you with her body, next moment you’re trying not to blow your load too fast because the game absolutely calls you out if you do. It’s not subtle at all. In a good way. Mostly.

The whole thing plays out like one of those chatty visual novels where you click through lines, pick answers, and somehow every other choice turns into either foreplay or a trap. The AI dialogue actually goes off the rails in fun ways sometimes. I had a scene with a lamia where she started talking like she read my browser history and then halfway through she confused herself, called me “brave warrior of spreadsheet land” and it weirdly worked. It feels messy, but horny messy, not corporate clean. You can tell the text is stitched together by a machine brain, because sometimes a sentence will be totally hot, and the next one reads like a bad Google Translate of my dirtiest thoughts. There’s a plant girl who keeps mixing up “sap” and “cum” and I honestly couldn’t tell if that was a bug or a joke on hentai fans, but I laughed and still jerked to it, so whatever. The choices do matter enough that you can piss off a girl and lose a scene, which hurt a bit when I accidentally negged a cute fox girl and she just teleported away mid-flirt. Also the witch keeps popping in to remind you you’re basically her walking dildo battery, which is both hot and annoying. She’s the type that tells you she owns your soul, then blushes when you call her out on watching you fuck her “subjects.” At one point I got a little dungeon sequence with a busty demon guarding a door, and depending how rough you talk to her she either pins you to the wall and rides you like she’s trying to squeeze the curse out of your spine, or turns surprisingly needy and begs for praise while grinding on you slowly. Nothing crazy mechanically, it’s just dialogue branches, but it sells the fantasy better than it has any right to.

What got me was how the game keeps pretending it’s about “mystery” and “intrigue” while it’s actually an excuse to bounce between monster girl archetypes and see how many ways they can drain you. You go from sneaky night scene with a shy bat girl who gets off on you pretending to be scared of her, to this proud knight centaur who forces you to swear a “sacred oath of lewd service” and then treats your face like a saddle. There’s some half-serious worldbuilding sprinkled in, talk of lewd mana and soul chains and forbidden rituals, but your cock is the main character here. And yeah, sometimes the AI text just fumbles and repeats itself, or a line feels like it forgot what the previous line said, but because it’s porn, your brain fills in the gaps. The best bits are when the script leans into that weirdness, like a spider girl apologizing for “typoing your body with my webs” before wrapping you up and milking you dry. It’s clumsy, horny, kinda broken in places, and still manages to hit that perfect “I’m cursed and every girl wants to use me” fantasy. Velina pretending she’s doing you a favor while basically pimping you out to the whole realm might be my new favorite kink I didn’t know I had.

Over a thousand years from currently on the male component of human populace lowers so extreme that the remaining species are coming from the United Galaxy Federation and used mostly for duplicating and repopulating missions to much away colonies. But initially you will certainly require to obtain there and doing it while being secured up in one spacecraf with the whole crew of sexy ladies might be quite a challenge itself...

This thing hits like some dirty fanfic a horny art student cooked up during boring lecture, except it actually plays like a game instead of just scrolling Wattpad with one hand. You’re stuck in this scummy hell city vibe with Loona, that big tiddy wolf girl everybody already simps for on Reddit, and here she’s extra messed up in the head because her boss is basically weaponizing her libido. It’s kinda funny how they just go “yeah, she’s way too horny, deal with it” and the whole story hangs on that. No slow build, no shy blushy bullshit, she’s already halfway broken and you’re just deciding if she crashes harder or crawls out slightly less traumatized. The tone jumps like crazy: one minute you’re reading some snarky joke about rent and shitty jobs, next minute you’re staring at Loona in some new outfit with her tongue out, literally begging to be used like a toy.

The rent thing is what got me hooked, weirdly. You’re juggling crappy work shifts in hell, watching that little cash number creep up, and in between, you poke at her arousal level. Three stages of “down bad” is a simple idea, but it really messes with your choices. I had one run where I focused on money, kept her in the first arousal level mostly, and all the scenes felt like she was pissed off, needy, but still kind of pretending she had standards. Then I replayed like a degenerate, constantly pushing her into the higher stage, skipping work just to see if I could unlock more filthy scenes, and suddenly she’s way more open, more desperate, like “please fuck me, I don’t care if it ruins everything.” Same girl, totally different energy just because I managed her horniness like it was some cursed stat. Felt less like a romance and more like watching a porn addiction speedrun. In a good way. Or bad way. I don’t even know.

Costumes are where my collector brain went crazy. Five main ones sounds tiny on paper, but each time you slap a new look on her, the scenes don’t just reskin, they twist the mood a little. The office look hits different from the trashy club style, and then you start bolting on piercings and stray bits of clothing that don’t belong to any set, like you’re building your own perfect degeneracy preset. There was this moment where I had her in a tight top, nipple piercings, but still wearing these silly normal shorts, and the CG pops up with her bent over, tail up, eyes half-lidded, and my brain just went “yeah, this is the version of Loona I wanna ruin.” The story keeps pretending you’re making life choices about rent and endings, two bad and one good, but honestly I kept abusing the save button just to see which decision unlocked a new way to see her get railed or humiliated or finally treated a bit softer. It’s rough, kinda trashy, sometimes sweet by accident, and horny in that very specific furry-in-hell way you only admit to after clearing your browser history twice.

Naruto just losing his shit over Sakura is kinda a guilty pleasure kink I don’t wanna admit I like, but here we are. This one throws you straight into that ugly, obsessive side of him that the anime never shows, like all the “nice guy” energy finally snaps and turns into pure horny rage. It’s not romantic, it’s not sweet, it’s Naruto using Sakura because he’s bitter about Sasuke, and somehow that makes everything feel way more intense. The whole thing plays out in her bedroom, which is such a good choice, because it looks soft and safe and normal, and then you’ve got this orange idiot slamming her into the mattress while that Kyuubi chakra vibe hangs over everything like a red fog. You can almost imagine the fox’s growl in the back of your head when he pushes in again and she freezes. I kinda want to paint that scene actually, Sakura on her sheets, panties torn to the side, her eyes full of tears and weird twisted arousal, Naruto’s hands digging in her hips so hard her skin turns white under his fingers.

What I like is how dirty the timing feels. There’s this moment where she obviously still thinks about Sasuke, like emotionally she’s somewhere else, and Naruto just answers that by shoving his cock deeper and filling her again, almost like “you’re gonna remember this instead now.” It’s messed up and hot and absolutely not vanilla. You’re not getting any gentle warmup. One second she’s overwhelmed, next second he’s already balls-deep and fucking her like she’s a hole he owns. Every cumshot feels like a little act of revenge and the game doesn’t pretend it’s consensual. Her body gives out, legs shaking, pussy dripping, but her face keeps flickering between horror and that shameful pleasure that pisses her off even more. That’s the part that really sticks in my brain: the way she’s too weak to stop him, but the Kyuubi chakra aura makes her shiver in this animal way, like her body understands something her mind doesn’t want. I kinda wish there was a soft version too, where he actually cares, but if I’m honest, that would ruin this specific fantasy. This is for when you wanna see Sakura broken open on her own bed, stuffed full of thick Naruto cock, creampie after creampie leaking out while Konoha has no idea what’s happening behind that door. Rate the opening scene? Pretty damn perfect at telling you “yeah, this is about ***, corruption, and one loud blond idiot finally snapping.”

Naruto porn games are usually a mess, in a funny way, but this one is basically “you opened a lewd Sarada creator and forgot to close the tab”. It throws you straight at her, no shy prelude, no “epic ninja story”, just Sarada in front of you, waiting to be messed with. You poke around a bit, change the glasses, swap outfits, tug on clothes until they’re gone, and only then you realize the game quietly turned your mouse into a set of filthy tools. One second you’re adjusting her expression to look a bit annoyed, next second she’s moaning with this pissed off face that looks exactly like canon Sarada when Boruto says something stupid. That part made me laugh and also made me harder than it should. You can set her to look bored while getting pounded, or wide eyed and teary while smiling, and it feels so wrong and so on point for a parody that is clearly not pretending to be respectful. I kept switching between her smug “I’m better than you” face and the fucked-out, lips-parted one, just to see how far the contrast can go while I click through positions like a degenerate QA tester.

Controls are barebones, but that’s kinda the charm. No 40 lines of useless dialogue, no moral choices, just tiny tweaks and little minigame bits that feel like quick dirty experiments. There’s this one moment where the “game” asks you to match a rhythm and if you hit it right, Sarada’s reaction shifts from mild grunt to full-on hentai scream, and the face you picked before changes how that scream lands. I accidentally left her with this annoyed, “tch” kind of look and suddenly she’s yelling while clearly not wanting to give you the satisfaction. Peak tsundere energy, completely by accident. The customization is simple but not lazy: you can play dress up like a perv stylist, swap pieces until she looks close to anime canon or like some fanart version you saw on Pixiv at 1% battery on your phone, then ruin the whole look in seconds by stripping her again. It’s incredibly stupid. I kept doing it anyway. Also, the way clothes come off is a bit clunky sometimes, like one click too many and you skip the sweet “half dressed” state that’s actually the hottest. I’m still annoyed about that and I’m not getting over it. But yeah, if you ever wanted a Sarada toy that exists purely to be posed, undressed, and fucked around with like a live lewd figure you repaint mentally, this feels exactly like that kind of browser sin.

This one feels like somebody took a horny Twitter thread about Ochaco and turned it into a little toy box you can poke at until she’s completely ruined and still smiling. It’s not pretending to be a big epic thing, it’s literally “here’s Uraraka from My Hero Academia, now mess her up,” and honestly that’s kinda what I wanted. The model looks close enough to the anime that my brain went “ok, that’s her,” which is all I need before I start clicking like a degenerate. You get her in that familiar hero vibe, then gradually strip it off, change stuff, tweak her face. It’s like doing a cosplay photoshoot, except she’s naked, you’re naked, and instead of adjusting the lighting you’re adjusting how hard she’s getting pounded.

What surprised me was how much time I spent just playing with her expression. There’s that sweet Ochaco smile, then you slide it a little and suddenly she’s got this cock drunk face that’d get you banned off Instagram in five seconds. I kept mixing “embarrassed” eyes with a smug little half-smile, then putting her in basically no outfit at all, just a random accessory that looks so dumb it circles back to hot. In cosplay I always worry if the wig is straight, if the bra strap is showing, all that. Here I’m zoomed in way too long trying to decide if I like her with drool or with her tongue barely out, and I forget I was actually supposed to be, you know, fucking her. The undressing side is very simple, nothing fancy, but my brain still went full monkey the moment her top vanished and her tits bounced a little. I wish there was more resistance, like some tiny hint she’s a hero who’s not supposed to be doing this, but it’s also hot that she just takes it without any drama. Actually, no, it would probably annoy me if she talked too much. I’m contradicting myself, whatever.

There’s a tiny minigame thing that shows up and honestly it’s goofy, but it does the job. You’re basically trying to “perform” well enough, like a rhythm game someone made after binging too much hentai, and if you mess up it doesn’t really punish you in a serious way, it just kind of kills the tempo in a funny way. I had this one run where I gave her this desperate teary face, put her in almost fully naked except for a hero accessory, then tried to focus on the minigame, and I kept glancing back and losing the streak because she looked too fucked out. It’s not deep gameplay, but it’s just enough to make the scene feel like something you’re doing, not just watching. I do wish the customization menu was a bit less finicky, there’s this one little button that I kept misclicking and every time it popped up I wanted to throw my mouse, but then I’d see her with a new expression and forget what I was complaining about. It’s that kind of thing: dumb, horny, messy, like you’re alone on your computer, half-dressed in some old cosplay piece, adjusting this poor gravity girl’s face until she looks like she’s about to pass out from dick. Honestly, I was going to mention one more big feature and my mind just blanked because I keep remembering her flushed cheeks and now I kinda want to open it again.

Naruto Next Generations here feels like someone grabbed all the horny fan theories from old DeviantArt days, threw them into a cheap flash toy, and said “yeah, this is enough, go nuts”. And honestly, it kind of works. It’s not a big epic game with choices and drama, it’s more like a dirty loop machine where Sasuke just keeps fucking the three girls everybody argued about in forums: Sakura, Hinata and Tenten. You click, they moan, it loops, you stare way too long. That’s the whole vibe. The thing that actually surprised me is how much the voices and sounds carry everything. The animation is simple, the loops are short, but when Sakura starts letting out those breathy little gasps while Sasuke is ramming her from behind, it hits that sweet spot between “anime girl” and “porn actress trying not to wake the neighbors”. It’s not realistic in a Hollywood way, but it feels right for the Naruto parody thing. Her moans are a bit high-pitched, but there’s this tiny crack when he speeds up that makes it sound like she’s actually losing control, not just reading lines in front of a mic.

Hinata is the main event though. Always shy, soft-spoken, that quiet crush on Naruto and now she’s bent over, getting absolutely drilled by Sasuke like she’s been waiting for this since the Chunin exams. The vocal style leans into that: she starts almost whispering, like she’s embarrassed to even open her mouth, then every thrust forces out these louder, broken moans, and once you switch to a faster loop, she stops pretending and just goes full “I don’t care who hears me”. There’s this one loop where her breathing stutters between strokes, and whoever timed that did a decent job. It doesn’t perfectly match the animation all the time, sometimes the moan finishes while Sasuke’s still moving his hips, and it can feel a bit copy-pasted when you swap positions too fast, but when you stay in one scene for a bit, the rhythm clicks. I had VLC running a playlist of random OST tracks on the side by accident, and the funny thing is, Hinata’s voice still kept my focus more than the music, which almost never happens with these cheap flash things.

Tenten’s part is kind of strange. She never got much screen time in the show, and here it’s the same problem but horny. She gets less presence, less character, more “extra girl for variety”. The audio for her is more aggressive, less shy, more “yeah fuck me harder” right from the start, with these stronger, punchy moans that fit a more confident girl. It’s hot, but it also sounds like they reused some generic hentai sounds you’d hear on some random app like Hentai Haven’s old players before they got nuked. Still, when Sasuke goes at her faster and her voice rises in pitch, there’s this little roughness that feels nice in your ears, like her throat’s getting tired. I wish they had given her one or two unique lines, something teasing, anything that hints she actually knows she’s screwing the last Uchiha and not just some faceless dick. On the other hand, the simplicity kind of helps if you just want to jerk it without thinking too much. You just click a button, watch Sasuke pound whichever girl you like, listen to the loops repeat until your brain melts, and then suddenly you’re adjusting your audio slider in your browser because Hinata’s last climax moan was a bit too loud for your headphones and now you’re slightly paranoid about who heard that through the wall.

Samus walks in like she owns the whole damn galaxy, and in this thing, she kind of does… except you get to ruin that. It starts almost too simple: helmet off, that perfect blonde hair dropping, her suit still all shiny and serious like she’s about to fight Ridley, not get railed. Camera locked in close, proper pov style, like you’re the one she’s staring at with that “I should not be doing this” face. The game doesn’t pretend there’s some big story. You’re not saving planets. You’re just there to strip this famous bounty hunter piece by piece and see what Nintendo would definitely fire someone over if they saw it.

What I liked is how it lets you linger. You don’t need to jump straight to pounding her. You can just drag your time on her chest, squeeze those ridiculous tits, watch them bounce when you poke around. The boob physics are actually kind of too bouncy, but in a fun trashy way that fits hentai. One moment you’re playing with her nipples, zooming in like a perv to see them getting wet and hard, next second you’re shoving your cock inside her and the whole mood shifts from teasing to “yeah, she’s not walking straight after this.” Sometimes she moans like she’s still trying to act tough, like she wants to pretend she’s not into it, but her body just sells her out. I laughed when I noticed how her eyes roll back right at the moment you slam all the way in, because for a second it looks like she’s dying, then it actually looks kind of hot. Also, whoever decided the camera should lock right on her face during the first creampie deserves a beer. You see her realizing you’re not pulling out, the little panic, then that messy satisfied look when she feels all that cum staying deep inside. I opened Discord on my second monitor and literally typed, “I just broke Samus” to no one in particular.

Controls are easy, maybe too easy. After a while you might wish there was some small variation besides different speeds and angles, but then you change position a bit and forget what you were complaining about because her ass looks stupid good when you slam her from below. One tiny thing that annoyed me: the way her hair clips a bit into her shoulder, I kept noticing it and it threw me off during one of the best parts where she’s riding you and her tits are just bouncing in your face while you stare up from that perfect pov. But then she starts panting faster, her pussy squeezing when she orgasms around you, and you stop caring. The last creampie where you just keep filling her, watching your load slowly leak out while she’s still twitching, looks dirty in exactly the right way for a character that grew up as “childhood hero” for half the internet. It feels wrong, but the kind of wrong you click replay for.