Guy dies, wakes up, and instead of some holy light or boring reincarnation farm, he basically gets told, “Congrats, you’re the horny ghost janitor of this city now.” That’s the whole vibe of Waifus Exorcist. You wander around this weird mix of spooky alleys and cozy anime-style rooms, chasing curses that usually live inside women with insane curves and even worse life choices. One moment you’re talking to a sad widow with tits so big they look like they could trap a spirit on their own, next moment you’re arguing with a smug ghost girl who keeps teasing you and moaning on purpose just to see you lose focus. The game leans hard into this silly “I’m supposed to be a professional exorcist but I keep getting distracted by ass” thing, and honestly it kind of works. You try to be serious, but then there’s a MILF in yoga pants bending over because a demon is stuck “back there” and you’re like, yeah alright, holy ritual time, sure.

Story feels like someone mashed up a horny anime parody with a ghost dating app. You meet all these waifus and half of them are alive, half are dead, and the game doesn’t really care which is which as long as you’re flirting. There’s this one ghost who’s literally more romantic than any of the living girls, she’s shy, floating in your room at night, whispering in your ear while her translucent boobs kinda push through your chest in a super weird but hot way. Then you switch scenes and the tone just drops into comedy, like a cursed influencer who wants you to “exercise” her demon by grabbing her ass while she pretends it’s some sacred ritual. Sex scenes play out like rewards for picking the right dialogue and not being a total idiot, and they go pretty far: thigh jobs with ghost legs phasing in and out, a possessed girl grinding on you while you chant, a stacked MILF who keeps asking if this position is really “part of the purification”. It’s not subtle. At all. And it shouldn’t be.

What I actually liked, weirdly, is how this prototype feels rough in a kind of charming way. Some transitions just cut off, some routes feel like they’re missing a beat, and there’s one scene where a scary buildup suddenly jumps straight into tits in your face with almost no warning. It should feel broken, but it ends up funny. You click through a quiet horror moment, eerie music, cursed corridor, then boom, cartoon ass taking the whole screen, and your serious exorcist just turns into a horny idiot again. Choices sometimes pretend to be deep but you can tell half of them are just different ways to arrive at the same sex CG. I picked the “respectful” option with one ghost, trying to be nice, and she still ended up riding me while talking about unfinished business. The romance is kind of sweet in spots, then undercut by dumb jokes, like a ghost girl blushing about holding hands and two minutes later she’s begging you to keep fucking her so she doesn’t “slip back to the other side.” It’s trashy, it’s horny, it’s all over the place, and that’s kind of the fun of it.

The game throws you into this weirdly cozy horror setup that feels like someone mashed a ghost story with a horny family drama and then forgot to clean up the script. You arrive at this old family estate with your aunt, she’s supposed to be all professional and focused on taking photos for the sale, but the whole place just screams “nope”. There’s that vibe like the house is watching, but at the same time your eyes are stuck on your aunt’s tits because the dev made damn sure every camera angle reminds you she’s not your sweet innocent relative from Sunday lunch. The pacing is slow in a good way, like a kinetic novel that wants you to marinate in the tension, sexual and paranormal both. Nothing to click, no grind, you’re basically strapped in and forced to watch this car crash of repressed family stuff, ghost shit, and heavy milf energy. Sometimes it feels too slow, like the engine is idling, but then she bends over to adjust the tripod and the whole scene wakes up.

What really threw me off at first is how the horror and the sex keep stealing scenes from each other. One moment your aunt is joking around about the creaking floors and you kind of relax, next moment there’s a shadow behind her in the hallway and she’s pressing into you, “for safety”, tits squished against your chest, and you’re not thinking about ghosts anymore. The 3dcg is inconsistent, honestly. Some shots of her big ass in tight pants look like they belong in a high-end Patreon build, then another angle hits and her face goes a bit uncanny, but in a way it actually fits the haunted house feeling. There’s this early scene where the power flickers while she’s in the bathroom, she calls you in because “the door is stuck”, and the camera insists on her wet skin, nipples hard, towel barely hanging on, while something in the mirror clearly moves wrong. That mix of “I want to fuck her” and “I should run out of this house” is the core of the game. It’s messy, it’s horny, it’s not subtle, and it doesn’t even try to be.

The incest angle is not teased, it’s just embraced like the dev grew up on the most degenerate fanfics. She talks to you like you’re still the kid she used to babysit, but every touch lingers too long, every joke about “you’ve grown” has this filthy undercurrent. Later, when she can’t sleep and shows up in your room in just a shirt, the game goes full into oral and vaginal territory with that guilty romance tone, like both of you know it’s fucked up and still don’t stop. The paranormal side doesn’t stay in the background either. There are monster girl vibes creeping in, with something in the house that slips into dreams and starts using sex toys on her while you’re forced to watch, or maybe you’re the one imagining it, or maybe the house is. It’s not fully clear, and it kind of works. You get this scene where she’s masturbating in a dark room, thinking you’re asleep, whispering your name, and a second model seems to overlay on her body for a frame or two, like some other female shape is riding her. I thought my player bugged until I replayed it. Still no idea if that was on purpose, but it made the whole paranormal romance thing feel more fanfic than canon, and I liked that. The humor is hit or miss, some lines sound like they were written in Google Translate, but as a non-native myself it actually gave it this weird charm, like reading a horny Wattpad story that found a 3D engine and decided to go wild. It’s clunky, sexy, sometimes stupid, sometimes surprisingly hot, and the house kind of ends up feeling like another jealous character watching you fuck your own aunt in its rooms.

Akira is that kind of dude who looks like he should just be a boring romance VN protagonist, then the game opens with his girl Yuki splattered on the street and you go, ok, this shit is not comfy at all. It hits harder than I expected. Not like Hollywood tragic, more like that quiet gross feeling in your gut when you scroll past some accident video on Twitter and your brain keeps replaying it when you try to sleep. Game really leans into that. There is sex, yeah, a lot of it, but it always sits on top of this constant feeling that you’re not supposed to be here, that something is off, like when Pornhub autoplay shows you something you swear you never searched for but you still watch it. Kagetsu Mansion is exactly that kind of rabbit hole: massive creepy place, rich people vibe, way too many locked doors, and you just know every door is hiding some fucked up mix of grief, tits and rituals no sane person should be turned on by, but surprise, you kind of are.

The lewd stuff is a weird cocktail. You get this elegant hostess Sayuri who looks like the kind of milf that sends you polite LINE stickers but also absolutely chokes you out in a futon without messing up her hair. She plays polite, soft smile, perfect posture, then there is that one CG where she leans in too close to Akira and you see her eyes and you go, ok, she is not just horny, she is recruiting him. Body language is all ownership. Then Mizuki, the servant, total quiet type, textbook “I’m just here to serve tea” until the scene where she is on her knees on the tatami, kimono half open, pretending she is doing this for some sacred duty, but her cheeks are burning and she keeps glancing up like “please tell me I’m not just a tool” while still taking his cock down her throat because duty first, feelings later. That one hit different. And Momiji, the daughter, sits right in that uncomfortable zone where she flirts like she half understands how fucked the whole mansion is and half is just a lonely girl desperate for attention. There is this one moment where she clings to Akira’s arm in the hallway, boobs pressed tight, soft little embarrassed laugh, and you can almost hear the house breathing heavier. Good luck pretending that scene isn’t made to fry your brain a bit.

What I liked is how the sex scenes are never just “ok, panties off, CG, climax, next”. The mansion keeps bleeding into them. Like, Akira goes to sleep in the ruined version, wakes up in the thriving version, and suddenly he is buried in Yuki’s thighs again, but the camera lingers a second too long on the window behind them, and you catch a shadow that was not there before. He is banging his supposedly dead girlfriend, trying to convince himself this is salvation, while the game keeps dropping tiny little hints that this is more like a parasite feeding on his guilt and his dick at the same time. You get that mix of tender kissing, messy crying, and then straight up “I would fuck a god in chains if it meant I can have her back one more time”. It reminded me a bit of when you’re clicking through horny posts on X, then suddenly a disturbing horror clip pops up, but you still don’t close the app, you just scroll faster and pretend it’s fine. Same energy. Sex here feels good, looks hot, but it’s always one step away from you realizing the mansion is basically jacking you off emotionally while sharpening a knife behind your back. Kind of hot, kind of awful, kind of exactly what I wanted.

Fresh out of med school, you rock up on this “paradise” island thinking you’ll just check boobs for lumps and hand out painkillers. Except the hot mentor who was supposed to train you? Vanished. People talk about her like she’s dead, others talk like she’s still walking through their bedrooms at night. You’re the only doctor now, stuck in this weird mix of clinic drama, horny patients and shit that feels way too cold for a tropical place. Every day starts normal enough: checkups, prescriptions, awkward small talk while a milf lifts her top and pretends she “needs help breathing” so you have to push your stethoscope right between her tits. Half of them flirt, the other half pretend they’re not flirting, and you’re just there trying not to pop a boner in a white coat. But then they start dropping hints. They dream about a woman sitting on their chest. They wake up with marks. They get “possessed” during exams and suddenly shove your hand exactly where they want it. You think they’re joking, then the lights flicker and it’s not so funny anymore.

The island feels like PornHub and Silent Hill had a baby. You’re trying to be professional and the game just keeps throwing “nope” in your face. One moment you’re carefully checking a woman’s pulse, next moment she slides your hand up her thigh and asks if “this counts as therapy”. There’s this one older woman who calls you “doctor” in that tone and you know damn well she just wants you to rail her stupid in the exam chair. She acts shy, then she spreads her legs a little too wide, no panties, and asks if that “red spot” is normal. Yeah, sure, totally normal, just like my dick trying to escape my pants. The really fucked part is when you start noticing some of them aren’t fully… themselves. They glaze over, voice changes a little, they say things your missing mentor used to say in old notes you found. One girl moans your name exactly like in a dream you never told anyone about. That’s when you start to wonder if you’re the doctor here at all, or just the toy in someone else’s kinky ghost experiment.

What I liked is how the game gives you these slow, teasing moments that feel like you’re actually in the room, not just smashing “next” to reach the sex. Checking a heartbeat, brushing skin “by accident”, watching a character’s eyes flick to your crotch. It lets stuff breathe, then suddenly goes hard and nasty in a way that feels earned and kind of wrong at the same time. The horror bits are not super “boo jumpscare”, more like you realize halfway through a handjob that she’s not looking at you, she’s staring behind you, smiling. And still jerking you off. That messed me up more than any monster. There’s also this twisted family vibe going on with some characters that is both horny and pretty uncomfortable, which is exactly why I kept clicking. The whole thing feels like you’re stuck on an island-sized horny haunted house, where the pussy is real but you’re never sure who’s actually in control of the body you’re touching or if that milf wrapping her legs around you is even fully alive. Honest, sometimes I came, sometimes I just sat there thinking “yeah, I’d still fuck her though”. Anyway, good luck keeping your Hippocratic oath when the patients keep begging you to violate it.

Nobody here remembers shit, but everybody wants to fuck. That’s basically the vibe of this game, in a good way and also in a kind of fucked up way that sticks in your head when you’re trying to answer an email on Gmail and suddenly you remember that scene with the slime girl choking on a dick made of tentacles. You wake up in this weird world with a bunch of strangers, no names, no past, just horny bodies and monsters that look like they came from a hentai subreddit and a fever dream at same time. I liked how it doesn’t even pretend to be “normal fantasy” for long. One second you’re talking about how to survive, next second you’re on your knees in front of some smug demon guy, mouth full, while text box is describing how your throat is learning a new religion. And it works. Too well, actually.

What caught me was how the game lets you lean into different filth without doing a big tutorial voice. You just kind of realize, oh, if I pick this slightly pathetic answer, my character gets humiliated harder later, and suddenly the “I’ll do anything, just don’t leave me alone here” line becomes a whole gangbang in some ruined temple where you’re pinned between a futa priestess and a monster with too many cocks. Anal, vaginal, your ass used like it belongs to the group, cum dripping everywhere, that nice little text detail about feeling it leak out when you try to walk after. There’s this one scene where you’re supposed to “negotiate” with a monster girl tribe, except the negotiation is basically who you let fuck you first while the others watch. I thought it would be just generic porn dialogue, but they really lean into the humiliation: they call you a “lost little virgin toy” even when you’re already full of cum from earlier route. Consistency? No. But somehow that randomness makes it hotter, because the game acts like your holes are always ready for another round no matter what you did 5 minutes ago. I kinda hate that. I also replayed that part three times on Firefox because the timing for some choices actually changes the angle of who finishes where. That thing where you wake up half-asleep and someone’s already pushing inside you, and the text pretends you’re not sure if you’re dreaming, that messed with me more than the loud monster fights.

What’s funny is how it tries to be an “adventure” and a “mystery” while you’re also getting covered in cum every other conversation. You’ve got the whole “why are we here, what happened to our old world” questions, but I kept getting distracted by little details like the way the game describes teeth on a tentacle mouth right before it goes down on you, or how the lesbian route with the monster girl isn’t soft at all, she just grinds you into the ground and basically uses your face until you can’t see straight. There’s also a guy-on-guy tension that sneaks up on you: one of the “normal” dudes you meet turns into full-on gay route if you answer him with just slightly too much kindness, and suddenly your “thanks for saving me” scene becomes you sucking him off while a shadow thing watches, and you both pretend you don’t notice. Group scenes go pretty hard too, like proper multiple cocks in one hole, pussy and ass stuffed, bukkake on top, cumshot text taking more lines than the actual plot. But the game still tries to make you care about “restoring balance to the world” while you’re wiping jizz off your chest for the third time in one chapter. I kind of wish the UI buttons were less tiny, but yeah, that’s not going to change and I’m still going to keep clicking “yes” when some creepy tentacle offers to “show a different kind of welcome.” Just don’t expect the story to respect your choices as much as it respects your holes. It remembers exactly where to put the next cock, but forgets everything else. Honestly, same.

Tourist finally gets to rest his ass on a quiet dock, cheap sunglasses on, beer in hand, phone on airplane mode, and then the water starts flirting harder than Tinder. That’s the whole vibe here. At first it is just you, a slow little vacation in some nowhere fishing village that smells like salt and rust and old stories. Old guys on the pier pretend not to watch you while you mess up your first cast. The sky is soft, the sea is calm, and you can almost feel your brain unplug. Then the waves start moving like they’ve got a pulse, like someone put a heartbeat under the surface. You look down too long. The line goes slack. And there she is. Not some Disney cute little fish girl. She is long and pale and wrong in the best way, wet skin catching the light, eyes too hungry to be "romantic". Half of your brain is saying danger and the other half is already hard and curious and leaning forward, because this game knows exactly how to make you horny for a bad idea.

From there everything gets weird in this sticky, slow way. You talk to the villagers, or they talk at you, and everybody is projecting their own kink or trauma onto this one creature in the water. Some praise her like a saint, some talk like she pulled their dicks and their souls out at the same time and never gave either back. Dialogues feel like long foreplay scenes, honestly. People hesitate, look away, say too much, then shut down again. The game loves to give you that moment where you think "ok, I am safe on land", and then one little line from some drunk fisherman makes you feel like the entire pier is watching you jerk off in your room at night. And that room by the way, simple little vacation lodge, starts to feel more like a cell once the dreams begin. Dreams of slick scales wrapping around your legs, a tail coiling over your chest, teeth just a bit too sharp on your neck while a soft hand pushes your head under. It is not just porn, but it absolutely is porn. You get those slow text choices like: "Look away from the water" or "Lean closer" and we all know which one you are going to click with your stupid horny fingers.

One of my favorite bits: early scene where you are sitting on the dock in the dark, phone screen the only light, scrolling horny subreddits like an idiot while the sea behind you is literally alive. Then the game just cuts the phone connection mid-scroll and you hear something heavy slide against the pylons under your feet. That tiny "fuck, I am alone here" feeling hits, and at the same time you are curious if she is watching you touch yourself. Later, when you finally see her up close, the game goes full psychological spiral. The body language stays just on the line between "predator" and "lover". She brushes your cheek with webbed fingers, voice in your head, making you remember every little shame thing you tried to bury. Suddenly those kinks you never say out loud are getting whispered back to you from the dark water. There is a scene on the rocks where she lets you think you are in control, guides your hand along the smooth curve of her tail, pulls you in for a kiss that tastes like salt and metal, then clamps down and does not let you breathe for a second too long. Sexual, scary, confusing, like a panic attack and a wet dream merged. I wish the UI choices were a bit less tiny, my clumsy thumb kept hitting the wrong option on my tablet and I wanted to scream, but whatever, the atmosphere grabbed my throat harder than she did. Feels less like a "game session" and more like you booked a relaxing seaside trip, got catfished by your own subconscious, and ended up fucking a legend that may or may not eat you when you come. In a good way. Or bad. Hard to tell.

Space feels wrong here. Not like glossy NASA poster, more like someone took a freight elevator, wrapped it in metal, threw it between the stars and said “yeah, this is fine, go not-die in it.” You’re the commander, technically in charge, but it feels more like you woke up from cryo into somebody else’s unfinished nightmare. The ship is quiet in that heavy way, with recycled air that tastes like old batteries and sweat, and the crew is already a little broken around the edges. Nobody had a smooth trip. Everyone carries some fucked up piece of Earth in their head, and the game doesn’t hurry to tell you what it is. You just kinda feel it, when one of them cracks a joke during a horror scene or gets way too into a handjob in the medbay while the lights flicker like a cheap haunted house. It shouldn’t be hot. It really, really is.

What I liked is how the sex sneaks up on you in weird moments. One second you’re checking sensor logs, trying to figure why Tau Ceti went completely quiet, next second your second-in-command is standing way too close, suit half unzipped, tits straining against regulation fabric that stopped being “regulation” about three dialog choices ago. And it’s not just “click here, now they fuck.” You can push her a bit, let that male domination vibe creep in, make her strip piece by piece in the cargo bay while outside is nothing but cold void and dead radio. Big ass pressed against a crate, your hand around her throat just enough, her trying to keep her voice down so the others don’t hear while you slide in and finish with a messy creampie inside her, then send her back to duty like nothing happened. Except later, in a totally different scene, she cracks a dark joke about oxygen reserves and swallows your cum without blinking, like this is just another resource to manage. The blowjob scenes get almost too intimate sometimes, like she’s clinging to your cock just to not think about the screaming static on the comms channel. Sex toys show up too, but they feel more like improvised tools than pretty props. A scanner handle used as a vibrator during a power failure, emergency restraints repurposed to keep a trembling crew member spread and begging while emergency alarms quietly beep in the background. It’s horny, yeah, but with that weird psychological pressure where you’re not sure if they’re getting off or losing their mind, and you kinda love that line it walks. The humor hits at the strangest moments, like right after a legit thriller bit where something brushes the hull, you’re pretty sure you saw movement through a porthole, and then someone cracks a dumb remark about “if we die at least I got railed by the captain” and you actually laugh, which shouldn’t work, but it does, like nervous giggle during a horror movie kiss scene that suddenly gets way too explicit and somehow ends with a sloppy, frantic creampie against the viewport while distant stars watch in total silence.

Game feels like some horny campfire story that someone told half drunk and then actually made into a VN. You start as this kinda regular dude going to stay with his aunt for the summer, thinking “ok, chill vacation, maybe some sun, maybe some ass.” From the first evening it already smells wrong in that city. Not just “oh spooky horror,” more like everyone is pretending the air is normal while you clearly see cracks under the surface. Aunt acts nice but a bit too curious about your body language, you know? Her shirt always hangs just one button too open when she leans over you. The camera sits in your eyes, so her tits basically fill your whole world half the time. They did those 3D angles so you feel small and horny and a bit trapped. Works too well sometimes.

Then those two girls show up. One looks like trouble, the other looks like she knows what the trouble is and lies about it. They flirt with you in these awkward, slightly broken lines, exactly like someone writing in their second language, which made me laugh because same. At first the game lets you just enjoy being surrounded by big tits and big asses in tight clothes. You get a beach scene where you pretend to look at the water while the POV is actually glued to the aunt’s wet bikini bottom riding up her ass. Animations there are simple but they linger in the right spots. The first blowjob you get is in a place you absolutely should not be getting a blowjob, and the sound design here is weirdly wet, like they recorded it stirring pasta. It’s hot, but I had to pause once because my Bluetooth headphones desynced and moaning started coming from the phone speaker. Nearly died.

Everything flips when the group goes out of town. They pack into this crappy car and drive to some abandoned place that totally looks like every “don’t go there” warning you ever saw in horror movies. Sex does not stop just because the mood gets dark. Actually it gets nastier. There is a scene in that creepy house where your aunt is pretending she is comforting you after something horrible, but the camera slowly slides down and suddenly your face is stuffed into her cleavage. She is shaking, you are shaking, then clothes just disappear piece by piece, like everyone uses sex to not think about what is outside the door. Vaginal scenes and oral scenes are fully animated, nothing too fancy, but the motions have this raw, slightly off rhythm that makes it feel more real than most AAA porn games. And I still hate that one tiny detail: the protagonist’s hands look a bit too small in some angles. Every time he grabs a huge milf ass with these baby hands, my brain glitches and I start laughing, then the next second I’m hard again because the camera pulls in tight when you finally push into her from behind and she lets out that low little “fuck” that sounds more tired than sexy. That mix of fear, mystery, and shameless fucking in POV hits way harder than I expected, even when the game itself keeps tripping over its own feet.

War here doesn’t feel like some clean fantasy story. The first scene that really stuck with me is just you walking through Veskar after another attack, and there are these small quiet details that make it feel wrong in a good way. A toy half buried in ash. A vendor stall burned out but the tits on the wanted posters still staring back at you like nothing happened. The game keeps doing that rhythm, mixing brutal shit with horny stuff, and it kind of messes with your head. You play as Nathan, but I honestly forgot his name half the time because I kept renaming him to stupid things. He’s supposed to be one of the last of this powerful family, PTSD as hell, and the story actually takes that seriously at times. Then two minutes later you’re pressed up against a wall by a milf officer with armor that somehow has room for those huge curves but no space for a normal neckline. I liked that whiplash. I also hated it. It made some scenes feel extra dirty, like you’re getting off in between air raids.

The supernatural stuff takes over slowly. At first it’s just talk about elves and magic and this Empress who’s basically committing genocide, pretty standard. Then you start noticing that the monsters you fight are not just enemies, they’re potential lovers, or at least potential “shove your cock in this terrifying thing” moments. There’s this one monster girl with a body that looks soft and thick in all the right places, but her eyes are wrong and she moves like something out of a horror game on Steam that people speedrun on Twitch. You think you’re about to get a big heroic boss fight. Instead it turns into this weird trancey seduction where she’s half trying to eat you and half trying to ride you. I was kind of disturbed and also very into it. On Discord I told a friend “this game is fucked” and then I immediately loaded the quicksave just to see if the other dialogue choice changed how she moaned. It didn’t, which annoyed me way more than it should have, and I kept thinking about that single reused sound for like ten minutes while everything else was happening on screen, like the city falling apart and these mystical conspiracies piling up in the background.

Sex scenes are mostly slow burn at first. Lots of talking, sometimes too much talking, like a horny VN that wanted to be a mystery novel but got distracted by its own boobs. There’s a scene with a big ass elf woman interrogating you, and the camera keeps lingering on the way she crosses her legs, and it’s honestly hotter than some of the full nudity later. When the clothes finally come off, the bodies are thick, heavy, exaggerated in that way that makes you want to zoom in, which of course you can’t, and I kept trying to lean closer to the screen like that would help. The urban fantasy side keeps leaking in: fucking in half destroyed apartments, magical symbols glowing across pale skin while you’re pounding into her, monster claws digging into your back when you climax. It’s not “nice” sex, more like desperate and messy, like everyone knows they might get wiped out by a spell in the morning so they fuck like animals at night. I kind of wish the horror had more actual scares, but maybe it’s better this way, just this constant quiet dread under all the moaning. If you play, don’t rush through the scenes. Let the dialogue drag sometimes, stare at the background, read the way characters shift from soldier to slut and back. The hottest stuff happens in those tiny moments where you realize they’re as scared as you are and still spreading their legs anyway.