Morty wakes up in this thing like half familiar, half totally fucked, and before he even gets his head straight he’s getting dragged into horny bullshit that somehow manages to be even messier than the original. The game throws you into a “find a way home” idea, but it forgets about that pretty fast and just says: ok, who do you want to fuck first, and how badly do you want to screw them up in the process. It calls itself a fan remake, but it feels more like some pervert took the base story, kept the recognizable faces and voices in your head, then went “what if every single wrong idea I had at 15 became a branching scene.” One second you’re talking about portals and universes, next second you’re getting blackmailed into licking someone’s feet while she pretends this is about “helping Morty grow as a person.” There is so much teasing it actually got on my nerves in a good way, like those Ren’Py menus where you think “ok this time I’ll pick the nice option” and then suddenly you agreed to join a bukkake event in a garage with fluorescent lighting and nobody blinks.

The thing that hit me hardest is how dirty it is while still pretending to have some kind of morals. You can play Morty as this timid virgin who keeps getting walked over, or you just give up and lean full ntr and corruption, watching him “borrow” people who obviously belong to somebody else and then act surprised when it bites him in the ass. There’s that feeling of constant consent blurring: mind control scenes where you’re technically “saving the world” but really you’re just turning people into your toys; sleep sex that the script tries to frame as “oops, weird circumstances”; tentacle labs that look like they were supposed to be a serious sci fi experiment until someone thought “what if this thing also fucks them in three places at once.” And then there’s all the group stuff: twins sharing him like a new toy, lactation jokes that suddenly turn into pregnancy talk, body fluids everywhere while the dialogue pretends it’s still a parody of the show. It’s funny, and then it’s not, then it is again. One moment you’re laughing at a cosplay scene where a MILF is squeezed into some alien suit, next moment you notice there’s a choice to creampie her raw and maybe knock her up, and the game just shrugs like “you clicked it, dude.” I like that it doesn’t waste time with grinding or fake sandbox systems, but at the same time the straight line structure makes the kinks hit faster and harder, and sometimes you’re in the middle of blowjob, spanking, anal, toys, multiple penetration, all in the same “episode” and you kinda wish it would breathe for a second. It won’t. It just keeps pushing Morty into deeper perversion while pretending it’s all part of getting home, and if you’re honest, by the time you’re watching him give some sloppy oral to avoid being turned into science goo, you don’t really want him to leave this universe anyway.

Okay so I started this thinking it's another harem visual novel with a futa protag, you know the drill. Click through dialogue, get a handjob scene, maybe a titfuck if you're lucky. But then the dungeon crawling part kicked in and I forgot about the sex for like twenty minutes. The turn based combat is basic but the enemy designs, monster girls with these weird internal view animations when you land a crit, that got me way more invested than it should. There's this one nun enemy early on, she's in a full habit, and when you defeat her the corruption mechanic triggers and suddenly she's back at your manor wearing the same outfit but with the front cut open. I didn't expect the religious angle to do anything for me but watching her go from praying to begging for creampies changed something in my brain chemistry.

The management side is there but I kept ignoring it to grind the adventure mode. You can assign maids to different rooms, upgrade their sex toy collections, but honestly the real draw is the transformation stuff. Lily starts as a virgin futa and the first time she fucks one of the milf maids, the game shows this cross section of the penetration and I just sat there staring at my phone. The animation is 2D but it's smooth, like a really well made gif that loops forever. There's group sex scenes that unlock if you corrupt enough maids, and one cheating scene where a married maid sneaks into your bed while her husband is in the next room. The humor is actually funny too, which is rare. One dialogue option had me laughing so hard I forgot to save before a boss fight and lost an hour of progress.

The *** tag is there but it's mostly the monster girls doing it to you if you lose, which feels fair. Oh and there's a futa/trans protagonist obviously, but also a trap character who shows up in the harem route and I was not prepared for how much I liked that. The internal view scenes are used sparingly so when they happen it's like a reward. My only complaint is the inventory system, why does a sex toy take up the same space as a potion, makes no sense. Anyway I need to go back and see if the nun has more scenes after max corruption.

El Presidente getting dumped into an all-girls “reform” camp already sounds like a PornHub comment thread that escaped containment, but Camp Morning Wood runs with it in a really stupid, really horny way that somehow works. You start as this cocky guy who thinks he’s above it all, then the game keeps poking you in the ribs with teasing scenes before it ever lets anything serious happen. There’s this early moment where you’re spying from behind a busted cabin wall, watching two girls “practice yoga” in shorts that clearly lost the battle with their asses, and the game actually lets you choose whether you keep watching, make a noise, or just leave your poor dick confused. It’s not deep writing or anything, but it understands that half the fun of voyeur stuff is the “should I be seeing this?” itch, and it milks that feeling again and again, like when you “accidentally” walk into the showers and the camera just lingers on wet tits bouncing while they yell at you. The fun part is how the camp pretends to be serious and the***, but every activity somehow turns into an excuse for groping, grinding, or straight-up public handjobs behind a tree where anyone could see you if the RNG hates you that day.

What caught me off guard was how much it plays like a dumb little sandbox. You wander the camp, poke at stuff, trigger scenes in weird places, and half the time your brain is going “this is so janky” right before a surprisingly hot animated loop kicks in. One time I skipped the “official” story event by accident and ended up in the woods, where I ran into this monster girl who looked like somebody tried to cross a camp counselor, a succubus, and a horny deer. Huge tits, thick hips, glowing eyes, completely calm about the idea of “borrowing” your cum to fix some ancient camp curse. It should feel ridiculous, but the game leans into it so hard that when she presses you against the tree and rides you, her tail wrapped around your leg, you just go with it. Or at least I did. The monster girls show up like glitches in a regular summer camp slice-of-life: you’re doing night games, telling jokes by the fire, then suddenly you’re reading some arcane scrawl in a cabin you’re definitely not allowed inside, and a big-ass shadow with nice curves is behind you, breathing in your neck. The animations sell it: hips rolling slow, hands roaming, your character grabbing a handful of ass while she growls something half in English, half in “I want your soul and your dick together as a set.” And then the next scene is just you getting yelled at during “group therapy” again like nothing happened, which somehow makes it hotter.

What I kind of hate, and love, is how often the game blue-balls you for comedy. There’s a scene where you finally get a stacked camp bully alone in the boathouse, she makes you massage her, you get full access to those huge tits, your hands are digging in, her nipples are hard, she’s biting her lip… and then someone crashes a canoe, the sound interrupts, and she shoves you away like none of that counted. I wanted to throw my laptop, but then later she corners you behind the mess hall and literally grinds her ass into your crotch while pretending she “doesn’t remember” that massage. Little things like that make the teasing feel personal, like the game is laughing in your face while still rewarding you. Steam’s overlay screenshots end up a mess of upskirts, monster-girl closeups, and those moments where you can see the protagonist’s hand sliding under a waistband during a “friendly” hug. It’s clumsy, horny, weirdly funny, and the fantasy/camp/mystery mix keeps sneaking in more corruption and secret rituals under all the boob jokes. I still get annoyed that one background tree near the lake looks like a green blob every time it shows up and it distracts me during otherwise great lewd scenes, but whatever, the monster girl sitting on my face kind of fixes that.

Her wedding ring is the shiniest handcuff in this game, and the husband is the idiot who brought the key and then lost it on purpose. That is the whole vibe. It starts all polite and domestic, like some boring couple from a bank commercial, but you can already feel the crack under the surface. The wife smiles too wide, the husband looks too curious when the neighbor’s blonde leans over the fence, boobs almost falling out, pretending she doesn’t notice. The game loves that slow, sticky feeling when you know something filthy is coming and you just keep clicking, pretending it’s still about “relationship problems” while her tits are practically knocking at the screen asking to be corrupted. You’re not only watching them fall into filth, you’re poking them, like: “Yes, yes, go there, say yes to the stupid idea, let’s ruin this nice wedding photo.”

What I liked is how the choices feel like small bad habits that turn into full sin. At first it’s innocent: “Do you flirt back with the brunette at the bar or stay loyal?” Of course you flirt, you’re not here to play priest. Then suddenly that same choice means your wife sees a text, gets jealous, and somehow ends up drunk, laughing with that big-titted blonde you were thinking about earlier. And she laughs with that slightly too-loud laugh, and you know the next click is maybe the point of no return. There was one scene where she’s in the bathroom, staring at herself in the mirror, still in her nice wife dress, hand sliding down her belly, cheeks red, remembering how another man looked at her ass. The game lets you decide if she pulls her panties aside or pretends she’s still “a good girl.” I picked “good girl” once and it made me feel like a liar, so I reloaded just to drag her deeper. The corruption is not subtle at all, and it shouldn’t be. When she finally spreads for someone who isn’t you, the text doesn’t pretend it’s romance, it just goes crude and hungry, and I’m glad it doesn’t apologize for that. The jokes hit in weird spots too, like when the husband is clearly aroused and trying to act caring, and the game just mocks him in narration like a horny stand-up show. I do hate one tiny thing: sometimes a big scene gets cut off on a “to be continued” vibe right when the wife is on her knees and my mouse is already clicking ahead, and it feels like someone pulled the plug from my brain. But whatever, I still went back for another route, another wrong turn, another time watching a sweet married couple melt into perverts who finally stop pretending that “I love your wife” is not the most honest sentence in the room.

I keep coming back to the sleep sex scenes. Not because they're the hottest thing in the game, but because of how weirdly specific the animation gets with the breathing. The chest rises and falls in this rhythm that's just slightly off from the rest of the game's timing. Like someone actually thought about what unconscious breathing looks like when you're, you know, doing that. It's uncomfortable in a way that works.

The groping mechanics are where everything falls apart though. You get this hand icon and you're supposed to, what, just click on tits? There's no feedback system. No escalation. Sometimes the character reacts, sometimes she doesn't, and I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out if I was progressing or just triggering the same three voice lines over and over. The milf character, whatever her default name was, has this one gasp that plays so frequently I started hearing it in my sleep. Not in a good way.

Speaking of voice lines, the twins. There's twins in this. And the game treats them like they're interchangeable except for their hair color, which is honestly more realistic than most harem setups but also incredibly lazy. The corruption path for them barely exists, it's like two scenes and then suddenly they're into group stuff. I wanted more buildup. The lactation content shows up way too late and only for one character, which feels like a missed opportunity given how many big tits tags this thing is carrying.

The netori angle with the father's ex is probably the strongest writing in the whole thing. She's actually conflicted. You can see the moment where the light corruption tag kicks in and it's not just a switch flip. There's this scene where she's giving a handjob and still talking about mortgage payments. That's the kind of tonal whiplash I respect. The male protagonist is a blank slate otherwise, Mark or whatever you rename him, but in those specific scenes with her, the power dynamic actually shifts in ways the rest of the harem content doesn't earn.

The pregnancy ending came out of nowhere. I wasn't even trying for it. One minute I'm doing the dorm management thing, the next there's a timeskip and someone's showing. The game doesn't telegraph this at all. Maybe that's the point. The mobile version chugs during the animated creampie scenes, which is probably my phone's fault but still annoying when you're trying to, uh, appreciate the 3DCG work.

Ghost porn and cheap halloween vibes is one of my favorite combos, so this thing hooked me pretty fast. You’re not just clicking through some boring haunted mansion script, you’re basically babysitting a bunch of horny, half‑competent ghost hunters while they try to look professional for Gabe’s show and constantly get distracted by weird supernatural thirst. It feels like somebody mixed a trashy ghost-hunting TV show from Discovery+ with a pervy VN dev jam and then shoved a sarcastic redhead into the center of it and told her, “yeah, you’re the only adult in the room now, good luck.” The “preliminary investigations” are just an excuse to throw you into small scenes where you choose how your crew reacts to spooky shit, and most of the time it ends with someone turned on instead of scared. First run, I tried to play it straight and keep the team actually doing their job, and it sort of works, but the game clearly enjoys it more when you lean into the horny chaos and push them toward bad decisions: flirting with invisible presences, using “spirit communication” as excuse to strip down, pretending it’s for the camera. The tone dances between legit creepy and stupidly funny. One moment you get that horror tingle, next moment the redhead is arguing with a sulky ghost like it’s her ex who still has the keys to the apartment, then two clicks later the ghost is whispering filth in her ear and the only thing still serious is your dick. Or clit. Whatever, the game doesn’t care, it just keeps piling tension.

What I really liked is how the choices mess with the mood, not just the outcome. I had one scene in a shitty abandoned motel where I tried being “respectful researcher” type, logging EMF readings and stuff, then I picked one horny dialogue option just to see, and the whole energy of the scene flipped. The ghost got bolder, the text pacing slowed down, the descriptions of touches and breath got more detailed, and suddenly the camera focus for the show turns into “let’s see how far she’ll go before she forgets the crew is even there.” You can be playful, you can be reckless, you can outright provoke the haunting just to squeeze another obscene reaction out of it. The redhead MC is written like someone who is smart enough to know this is all terrible idea and still says “fuck it” because the thrill feels too good. That hits very close to home. By the way, whoever decided the humor should be half dry and half gutter did a good job. Some of the best bits are tiny: like a throwaway line about the sound guy quietly turning up the mic when things start getting moany, or the way Gabe’s messages pop up like he’s more worried about ratings than her safety. There’s this one investigation where you can either calm the entity or kind of emotionally bully it into showing itself, and if you pick the nasty, horny route, the “horror” turns weirdly intimate, like a toxic hookup with someone who can literally phase through walls. It’s hot, but also a little wrong, and that friction is what makes me come back to a scene, replay it with different tone. I still don’t like that one specific UI sound when you confirm a choice, feels like a toy from a cheap kids halloween app and it weirdly snaps me out of the mood every time, but whatever, the rest of the game just drags me straight back into this dirty, haunted TV show where everyone pretends it’s about ghosts and absolutely nobody is fooled.

ok so the character creator in Corruption of Champions 2. i spent forty minutes there. not on the face. on the dick. there's a slider for everything, and i mean everything. knot thickness, flare shape, whether it's prehensile or not. i made a futa kitsune with a cock that could probably open a jar of pickles. then i gave her massive lactating tits because why not. the game doesn't judge. it just asks if you want your nipples to be pierced or hyper or both. i said both.

the combat is turn based but the real game is losing. every enemy has like five different ways to fuck you up, literally. got grabbed by a cultist and suddenly there's a text wall describing how he's "blessing" my character with his holy seed while she's bent over an altar. the writing is surprisingly good for something this degenerate. like someone's weird ao3 bookmark collection came to life. there's a bee girl who wants to implant eggs in you. a minotaur who's more interested in your ass than fighting. i stumbled into a bad end where my character got turned into a cum addicted broodmare for demons and the game just... kept going. new scenes unlocked. corruption stat maxed out. tits got bigger somehow.

the frost marches setting is just an excuse to throw every fetish at the wall. tentacles, spanking, sissification, full on furry tf sequences where you grow a muzzle mid scene. there's a church you can corrupt from within, or get corrupted by. i tried playing a pure paladin type once. lasted maybe twenty minutes before a ghost possessed my character and made her masturbate in a graveyard. the game has opinions about your choices, and those opinions are always "more lube."

wish the puzzle sections weren't so obtuse. got stuck on a door for ten minutes because i missed a tiny interactable. but then a hellhound mounted my character and i forgot what i was complaining about. that's the whole experience really. you're not here for the plot. you're here to see how many orifices one fox woman can have filled simultaneously. the answer is a lot. the answer is always a lot.

A clueless virgin kid wanders into the capital thinking he’ll just find a brothel, pay a coin, bust a nut, go home a little less pathetic. Instead he bumps into this weird, sexy “I know way too much about you” woman in a cloak who basically hijacks his whole life. One second you’re trying to figure out which tavern has the loosest waitress, next second she’s shoving you into some half serious, half horny destiny quest where every detour has tits, trouble, and someone’s husband out of town. It feels like a horny fairy tale written by a bard who drank too much cheap wine and grew up on Dragon Quest and bad porn comics. Nothing is subtle here. You click, you look, you grope when you probably shouldn’t, and the game just smirks and lets you screw yourself over, sometimes literally.

What I like is how small stuff turns sexy without shouting “HEY SEX SCENE NOW”. You’re just poking around a village screen, checking a window because you’re bored, and then, oh, there’s a lonely milf washing herself, animated, all wet skin and big tits jiggling softly, and the guy just freezes there with his dick in his hand like an idiot while you decide if you keep spying or knock on the door like some fake gentleman. Or that time in the noble district when you “accidentally” click the wrong hallway and walk in on a rich wife riding a toy thicker than your arm, moaning into a pillow so the servants don’t hear. You can back out... or creep a bit closer, and the scene actually shifts when you lean in, small animation loops changing like a dirty gif pack. It’s messy, funny, kinda pervy in that old browser-flash way. A lot of point & click stuff is just pixel hunting, but here half the fun is “ok, what happens if I touch her ass while she’s pretending not to notice me”. Sometimes nothing, sometimes she moans, sometimes she slaps you and you get tossed out with your pants still half open. The game loves to punish you and still feel like it’s rewarding you.

Not everything hits, of course. A few of the jokes land flat, like they were translated twice and lost the punchline, and some of the adventure bits drag when the horny mood is high and the game suddenly wants you to remember where that old wizard kept his moss collection. But then you run into this chubby innkeeper’s wife who’s clearly starving for cock, her cleavage about to escape, and she asks you to “help” in the cellar. You think, ok, normal scene, blowjob, fade out. No. She pulls out a box of toys and treats you like some newbie student, slowly teasing herself with a glowing crystal dildo while explaining “magic resonance” like it’s totally a school lesson, and your character is trying to keep up, pants bulging, eyes bouncing between her tits and the toy. The animation loops are simple but they hit the right rhythm, with her hips rolling a bit off-sync so it feels less machine-perfect, more like real messy fucking. Then out of nowhere the game throws a masturbation scene in your small rented room where you can replay mental images of the women you already met, like you’re curating your own little porn playlist, and I ended up spending way too long just clicking through those instead of progressing the main story. It’s stupid, it’s horny, sometimes it feels clunky, and I still caught myself grinning like an idiot when a “harmless” chat choice suddenly opens a path to you groping a noblewoman in a carriage while she pretends to be offended. Also, the soundtrack has this cheap retro-fantasy vibe that sounds like someone tried to remix a SNES RPG with a budget phone synth, and I mean that as a compliment, even if some tracks loop in the same 12 seconds forever and drive you a bit crazy.

Oh this one is a mess and I mean that in the most affectionate way possible. The whole premise is basically a revenge fantasy where you play some drifter who got his village torched and now he's going around "correcting" kunoichi, which is just the game's fancy word for breaking them in every hole possible. The art is 3DCG but deliberately rough around the edges, like someone made it in a fever dream after too much squid jerky. There's this weird recurring squid motif that I still don't fully understand but honestly it adds to the charm.

The first kunoichi you meet does this whole speech about clan honor and then five clicks later she's doing ahegao faces while getting triple penetrated. The pacing is insane in the best way. One minute you're reading some prophecy nonsense, next minute there's a footjob scene that goes on for way longer than any footjob scene should. And I say that as someone who usually skips foot stuff entirely. The group scenes are where it really shines though, the male domination angle is strong but never feels like it's trying too hard to be edgy. It's just... direct. Like the developer knew exactly what buttons to push and mashed them all at once.

The lesbian content feels a bit tacked on honestly, like they remembered at the last minute that some players want to see kunoichi on kunoichi action. It's fine but not the reason you're here. The kinetic novel format means zero choices which normally annoys me but here it works because the protagonist is such a single minded revenge machine. He's not asking what you want. He's telling you what's happening. And what's happening is creampie after creampie until the ninja world learns its lesson.

The humor is weirdly dry for a game this explicit. Some of the dialogue made me genuinely laugh which I did not expect from a game where a virgin kunoichi gets sold into slavery by the second chapter. It's like the writer knew the whole thing was absurd and just leaned into it. The "scent of squid" thing keeps coming back and I'm still not sure if it's a pun or a fetish or both. Probably both.