Lost Times is what happens when someone plays Papers, Please while horny and thinks, yeah but what if I could also grab ass. The pixelated post-apocalypse aesthetic hits that lo-fi chill vibe, all muted colors and a soundtrack that sounds like a forgotten Boards of Canada B-side. You're the gatekeeper of Secret Refuge, which is basically a vault from Fallout but with more sexual harassment lawsuits waiting to happen. People show up at your door, you check their papers, and then you can just... grope them? The game doesn't even pretend this is normal. It's so deliberately unpolished, the AI-generated character portraits have that uncanny sheen where fingers melt into clothing and eyes stare at slightly different dimensions. It's perfect for this fever dream of a game.

The corruption mechanics are what you'd expect, slowly turning your gatekeeper into the exact kind of guy who'd abuse power the moment society collapses. You can strip search people, cop a feel during inspections, and eventually just straight up demand sexual favors for entry. There's this one faction leader with absolutely massive... political influence. The management side is actually more engaging than it has any right to be, juggling resources and faction trust while also finding time to sexually harass refugees. Wait, no, the management is tedious and the UI fights you constantly. I can't decide. The puzzle elements during inspections are basically just matching symbols but your brain is elsewhere because the game just showed you a sleep sex scene that came out of absolutely nowhere.

The humor lands somewhere between intentional parody and "oh god they're serious." One minute you're making genuinely difficult choices about who lives and dies, the next you're playing a point-and-click minigame to remove someone's clothes while they're unconscious. The male domination fantasy is so over the top it circles back to being almost satirical, like a 4chan greentext that gained sentience and learned to code. The sandbox elements let you ignore the main corruption path entirely, but why would you? The game clearly spent 90% of its budget on the animated sex scenes and the remaining 10% on everything else. Some of the teasing sequences drag on forever, building up to... well, exactly what you'd expect from a game with "big tits" and "big ass" in its tag list. The religion faction subplot tries to be deep but then you're back to groping refugees and any thematic weight evaporates. I wish the mobile version didn't crash when you try to load certain scenes, but that's never getting fixed and we both know it. The whole thing feels like it was made by someone who really, really wanted to make a serious post-apocalyptic management sim but their dick kept getting in the way.

Trying to remember if I actually liked this game or just got pulled along by the twins.

The setup is something about childhood friends and moving away and suddenly you're back in their lives 18 years later. Emilia, the old best friend, has these two younger sisters now. And the sisters are, well. The whole thing moves on rails. You don't choose much, especially not the sex scenes. Those just happen. There's something almost refreshing about a game that doesn't pretend you have options when you don't. The story is kinetic, they call it. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out if Emily or Emma was the one who does the thing with the ice cube, then realized it literally doesn't matter which twin is which because they're both going to end up doing increasingly creative things regardless.

The 3DCG actually surprised me. Not in a technical sense. More in a "someone spent way too much time on the way fabric wrinkles during the stripping scenes" sense. The groping animations have this weirdly specific weight to them, like the developer has Opinions about physics.

There's graphic violence tagged which threw me off completely. Not what I expected. It's not constant but when it shows up, it really shows up. The tone shifts are jarring in a way I can't decide is intentional or not. One scene you're getting a handjob from a virgin twin while her sister watches through a gap in the door, and then suddenly something genuinely dark happens. The romance elements try to patch things together but the humor hits different after that. Sometimes it lands. Sometimes you're sitting there like... what am I actually playing?

Interracial content is present but not really commented on, which I found interesting. Just is what it is. The multiple endings thing I only know exists because I saw it mentioned somewhere, didn't stumble into any myself. Maybe I missed a choice somewhere. The teasing aspect never really stops, it's like the whole game operates at one simmering level of tension even when supposedly resolving things. Kind of exhausting actually. Might replay just to see if the other routes make more sense or less.

Tinkerbell’s asshole. That’s what I remember most, and I’m not even joking. This game, whatever it’s actually called, is a trainer set in some fairy tale parody where you crash land on a dead planet with a fairy in a jar. Don’t ask me about the sci-fi tag, it’s there but it’s like they forgot about it after the first five clicks. You’re just this dude, and suddenly you’re “training” Snow White, Rosette, Anna, and a monster girl who looks like she wandered out of a completely different game. The whole thing is animated 2DCG, and the humor is... there. Sometimes it lands, mostly it’s the kind of writing where a character says “oh my” right before you unlock anal intercourse.

I spent way too long on the voyeurism scenes, which is weird because I normally skip that stuff. But the game has this clunky charm. You’re clicking through dialogue that feels like a non-native speaker wrote it after a few beers, and then boom, a surprisingly smooth animation of Snow White getting railed from behind. The contrast is jarring. I wish the monster girl had more content, her design is actually interesting, but she’s mostly just... there. Like a spicy question you never get to ask. The Emee character? I think that’s the fairy? Honestly I lost track of names because the plot is basically a delivery system for sex scenes. Magic doesn’t exist, the game tells you that upfront, but then you’re fucking princesses on an abandoned planet and nobody questions the logistics.

The anal stuff is front and center, which I respect. No coy hints, just straight to it. But the UI feels like it was built in a weekend and never updated. I kept clicking the wrong buttons and accidentally repeating scenes, which is a small complaint I’ll never resolve. The parody angle is thin, more like they borrowed names and then did whatever. Still, there’s this one scene with Tinkerbell that I won’t describe because it’s the only thing that felt genuinely creative. The rest is standard trainer grind, but with enough explicit weirdness that I didn’t close the tab. Not a masterpiece, but my browser history won’t judge me any harder than usual.

First thing you notice about this game is how it feels a bit like walking into a quiet town porn parody that forgot it’s a parody and just went with it. You’re this fresh-out-of-magic-school guy who lands in Hope Springs with some official mission, but honestly, after ten minutes I completely stopped caring about the artifact and started caring way more about who’s going to pull my pants down first. The pacing leans into teasing pretty hard. Girls don’t just jump your bones instantly, they orbit around you, flash some skin, bend over a bit too far while “cleaning” or “questioning a suspect,” and the camera loves to sit in the corner like a horny ghost. That voyeur vibe hits especially when the maids think you’re not watching and start stripping piece by piece in another room, and you’re just there peeking like a creep through a half-open door, pretending you’re still investigating. It’s horny in a slow-drip way that actually works. Sometimes annoying, but the kind of annoying that keeps you clicking anyway.

The manor is basically your harem hub, even if the game pretends it’s just a normal place to sleep. Mary, the lady of the house, is that classy type who acts all proper, offers you a room, then casually leans over your shoulder so you get a full view down her dress. Her maids, Sally and Alice, play the classic “who’s worse for your self-control” duo. One is trouble in a short skirt, full of dirty jokes, sucking on lollipops like she knows exactly what you’re thinking, and the other looks sweet and shy, but when she gets alone with you she’s suddenly on her knees, tongue out, eyes up, with the kind of animated blowjob scene that makes you forget to blink. The sex here is pretty in-your-face: oral scenes that don’t cut away, stripping that feels playful, not just “click to remove clothes,” and a lot of moments where a girl pretends she’s doing something innocent while clearly grinding her ass against your lap. I liked that the game doesn’t rush into full-on fucking. It lets you flirt, date, watch, sneak a look from the stairs while two girls change, then slowly move into more explicit stuff. It feels like a dating sim that spends more time on the fun part between “hello” and “open your mouth.” The humor is dumb in a good way, sometimes cringy, sometimes actually funny, like the detective partner accidentally walking in mid-blowjob and trying to question you while you’re literally still in someone’s throat. The story keeps mentioning this rogue agent like we’re in a serious urban fantasy, but half the time I forgot he exists because I was chasing the maid who keeps dropping things on purpose and bending over to pick them up. It’s messy, horny, a bit awkward, and oddly relaxing, like watching a slow porn series where everyone secretly wants you and the plot just gives them excuses to end up half naked in your personal space.

The first time Glynda called me into her office I thought I was fired. Turns out no, they just hired me. Emotional and mental health counselor for future Huntresses. Me. A guy whose last job was running a scroll repair kiosk in Vale. The interview must have been desperate or Ozpin was drunk again.

What follows is basically a point and click corruption simulator wearing a therapist coat. You sit behind this desk and Yang Xiao Long walks in talking about stress and before you know it you're convincing her that the best relaxation technique involves your hands and her absolutely ridiculous chest. The 3DCG models are stiff as hell, like everyone's spine is made of broom handles, but somehow that adds to the whole sleazy parody vibe. Weiss comes in all ice queen and leaves with her skirt hiked up. Blake pretends she's too smart for it. Pyrrha acts innocent while clearly knowing exactly what's happening. The game doesn't even pretend this is ethical, you're literally abusing a position of trust and the dialogue options lean so hard into male domination fantasy that I laughed out loud when Coco Adel showed up and the first thing you can do is basically sexually harass her. She takes it. They all take it. Because the writing decided they want to.

The Melanie and Miltia scenes are where it gets properly unhinged. Two at once, the handjob mechanics are just clicking through text prompts but the corruption meter fills up and suddenly they're calling you sir. I wish there was more actual trainer elements, like you're supposed to be training them right? But it's mostly just unlock the next lewd scene, repeat. The harem aspect builds without any real logic, one minute Glynda is threatening to fire you, next minute she's part of the rotation. No consequences. No pushback that matters. Just big tits and big ass and this weird isekai energy where you're some random guy who fell into absolute power over the entire RWBY cast. The humor lands sometimes, mostly when it's unintentional. Ruby's scene made me close the browser and stare at my wall for a minute. Not because it was hot. Because it was so absurd I forgot what I was doing.

Kat’s stream was popping off, chat going wild while she teased a new cosplay unlock, and I’m sitting there thinking this is just another thirst trap VN with extra steps. Then her stepmom walks in. Full futa, voice like honey poured over gravel, and suddenly the whole vibe shifts. I didn’t expect to be that into the power dynamic, the way she just owns every room she enters. The game calls it a puzzle adventure but honestly the puzzles are whatever, just click around until something lewd happens. What got me was the messy polycule energy, Kat bouncing between her sweet girlfriend and that absolute predator of a math professor, all while her stepmom watches from the sidelines with this knowing smirk.

The voice acting carries hard. Every character sounds distinct, and when the professor drops into that low, commanding tone during a tutoring session that very much is not about calculus, I felt my brain short circuit. There’s a scene where Kat gets caught streaming something she shouldn’t and the chat goes nuclear, donations spamming in while she panics. I laughed, then felt weird about laughing, then kept clicking anyway. The incest tag is there but it’s more about tension than payoff, at least in the build I played, which honestly left me frustrated in a way that might be intentional.

The art is 3DCG with that slightly stiff animation some people hate but I’ve always found charming, like horny mannequins finally getting their moment. Big tits, bigger ass, cosplay outfits that defy physics. One scene has Kat doing a titfuck in a schoolgirl outfit while her girlfriend’s photo faces the wall and I just. The voyeurism mechanics, where you choose what the stream sees versus what actually happens, that’s clever. I wish the police arrival teased in the description had more buildup instead of crashing in like a cutscene from a different game. Anyway the stepmom could step on me and I’d thank her.

Right so you're the sidekick. The literal childhood friend who gets dragged into another world because your buddy is the chosen hero. Except nobody asked for you. The queens and monster girls and whatever else in Libritannia keep looking at you like a spare part and honestly that's half the fun. Female domination is baked into the premise, not as a fetish checkbox but as the actual political structure. You're just some guy. They know it. You know it.

The milf queen with the massive... crown jewels, she's got this way of dismissing you that somehow makes your pants tighter. And there's this one scene where a lamia noble is explaining trade routes or some shit while her tail keeps creeping up your leg under the table and the game doesn't even acknowledge it in the text, just shows it in the render. That's the kind of teasing that gets me. Not the obvious stuff. The 3dcg is janky as hell sometimes, faces go a bit wonky during the actual vaginal sex scenes, but the monster girl designs have this weird charm. Like someone actually tried instead of just slapping cat ears on a default model.

The isekai setup is basically an excuse for fish out of water romance where every woman you meet is either confused by you or wants to step on you. The angel corruption subplot, whatever that's about, I skipped most of that text. Something about falling from heaven and getting tainted. But there's this one corrupted angel character who starts off all holy and distant and by the time you get to her actual scene she's just... filthy. The contrast. The humor lands weird sometimes, like it's trying too hard to be quirky but then a genuinely funny line hits about your hero friend getting all the credit while you're in the background banging a minotaur milf. Wait, is she a milf? She's got the energy. The game doesn't really do branching paths properly, more like you just pick which humiliation you want today. But the romance bits with the childhood friend, there's this underlying tension of why are you even here that never gets resolved and maybe that's the point. You're not supposed to be important. You're just the guy who fucks.

Being a hotel manager sounded sexy on paper. The reality is my phone buzzing with laundry emergencies while I’m trying to figure out why the new receptionist, Claire, keeps bending over the counter like that. Right in front of me. She’s got a boyfriend, she mentioned him twice during the interview. But the way that skirt rides up her ass when she reaches for the printer, you’d think the printer was in another dimension. This game, CheckedIn, it’s like a dating sim but everyone’s already supposedly taken. Which just makes the whole thing feel like you’re getting away with something. A little digital side dish while my real-life laundry cycles finish.

The art is that 2D cg style, a bit unpolished, like the artist really focused on one specific asset and let the backgrounds be an afterthought. I’m not complaining. The focus is clearly on the coworker’s big tits and that massive ass that seems to have its own gravitational pull. There’s a milf character, a senior manager, who will literally call you into her office to discuss “inventory” and then start this slow, painful unbuttoning of her blouse. The teasing is brutal. It’s a lot of stripping, a lot of that mouth slightly open, leaning in close thing. The oral sex scenes feel like the main event, which, fine by me. The dialogue is this cheesy humor, like a bad porno script translated through three different languages, which honestly makes it funnier. You pick a line, she acts all shocked because she’s “loyal,” then five seconds later she’s pulling you into a supply closet. The logic is held together with tape and lust.

I wish there was more actual hotel management stuff to do, you know? Like, let me actually screw up the booking system, then get screwed. But it’s mostly just clicking through conversations, waiting for the next chance to cheat. The ai cg sometimes gives them a weird hand, a mutant finger situation, but I’ve seen worse. My real job is way less interesting. Nobody at my actual work has ever invited me to a hotel room for a “private training session” that ends with them on their knees. That’s the fantasy, I guess. The thrill of a workplace where the biggest hazard isn’t a papercut, but getting caught with your coworker’s tits out in the break room. Just another Tuesday at the CheckedIn hotel.

Reality in this game is flipped in a way that feels funny at first, then kind of fucked up, then hot, then kind of fucked up again. Women run everything here, not in a “girlboss inspirational poster” way but in a “they own your collar, your job, and your orgasm” way. Guys are pretty little toys, soft femboys with skirts, stockings, makeup that looks better than half of TikTok, and asses that jiggle when they walk. You play as one of those cute pets with a dick, stuck in a future where your main value is how good you look on your knees and how obedient you are when a muscle girl snaps her fingers. On the surface it feels like a silly dating sim / sandbox with goofy jokes and horny scenes, but under that you’ve got this weird tension about what “consent” even means when your whole society trains you from birth to say “yes, mistress” like a reflex. As someone who actually cares about AI ethics and virtual characters, I kept catching myself asking, “Wait, did my protag actually want that, or did I just click because I saw the word ‘oral’ and my brain went caveman for a second?”

The game leans hard into the contrast: tall, ripped women with huge tits and thicker thighs than most gym bros, towering over smooth, androgynous boys who look like they escaped from a horny gacha ad. One moment you’re on a “normal” date, sipping a drink, trying to impress a buff office lady who could literally lift you by your hips with one hand. She teases you, calls you pretty, brushes her thumb over your lip gloss, and asks if you’re being a good boy for the system, keeping the status quo. If you play along and act all submissive, the scene slowly turns into this intense femdom thing where she drags you to a side room, orders you to kneel, and uses your mouth like a toy while you’re trying to remember if the dialogue choice three screens ago might ruin your future freedom. If you push back and try to talk about “change” and rights for men, she smiles in that creepy “I’m proud of you for having opinions” way, then pins you to the wall with one arm and tells you that rebellious femboys taste even better. It’s hot as hell, but there’s this aftertaste where you wonder if the game is mocking you for pretending your choices matter. The funniest and also most disturbing thing is how often the UI just kind of shrugs at you. You pick something that sounds safe and suddenly there’s a futa enforcer sitting on your face, using you until you’re cross-eyed, and the text quietly notes that this will “affect your status later.” You later check your stats and realize your “obedience” and “slut” values jumped because you tried to be polite. That small detail honestly drove me nuts and I couldn’t stop thinking about it while still clicking through for the next blowjob scene. The writing loves those moments where consent is technically there, in the “you clicked accept” sense, but socially crushed. The big muscle girl asks if you’re okay, but the power gap is so huge that the question feels more like a ritual than a real check-in. Porn brain says “oh god yes, sit on my face again,” ethics brain is in the corner going “this is exactly the kind of coercive system we complain about in real-world apps that spam dark patterns.” And then you forget the debate because the trap NPC shows up, winks at you, drops a line about “fighting the matriarchy from the inside,” and the very next scene has you sucking him off behind a club while police drones fly by, scanning your collar tag. The game keeps doing that whiplash. It throws real questions about dominance, agency, and what it means to “choose” in a rigged world, then buries them under a giant ass in a too-tight skirt that clips through the chair a bit. It all feels messy, horny, ethically uncomfortable and strangely honest about how players treat virtual bodies as disposable toys, even while it laughs and hands you another scene where your cute male protag gets railed until he forgets what he was fighting for.