I fired this up expecting the usual milf hunter simulator, you know the type. But the ugly bastard tag is no joke. You play this absolute creature, a perverted old man who somehow gets zapped back into his teenage body. The contrast is jarring, he looks like a normal, forgettable kid but his inner monologue is pure, unfiltered filth from decades of being a creep. It’s less a power fantasy and more a psychological horror show where you’re the monster.

The whole school setting becomes a hunting ground. There’s this one teacher, massive tits, an ass you could park a bike on, and the game just lets you, as this teenage-shaped gremlin, mentally undress her in the most explicit ways. The masturbation scenes are genuinely uncomfortable because the narration is so unhinged. You’re not just a horny teen, you’re a seasoned degenerate trapped in a kid’s body, scheming. I got stuck for a bit trying to figure out how to progress with the neighbor milf. The teasing mechanic is less about playful flirting and more about psychological warfare, wearing down their defenses with the mind of a predator. It’s weirdly compelling, like watching a car crash in slow motion.

The whole corruption angle is where it gets twisted. You’re not seducing anyone, you’re methodically breaking them using memories from a future they haven’t lived. I completely forgot there was even a “true love” path mentioned in the blurb because the game funnels you so hard into being a complete bastard. The big ass and big tits are everywhere, rendered with this unpolished, almost grimy aesthetic that fits the ugly protagonist perfectly. It’s not sexy, it’s seedy. I kept waiting for a redemption arc or some self awareness but the game just doubles down on letting this virgin minded old man build his disgusting harem. The lack of polish actually helps, making the whole experience feel like a cursed ROM you’d find in a bargain bin. My only real gripe is the clicking, so much clicking to get through the text. It’s like the game wants to make you work for every depraved thought.

The whole thing feels like someone fed a bunch of 90s anime space opera VHS covers into one of those image generators and didn't bother cleaning up the mess. You know the ones. FSS Lamashtu, some experimental cruiser, and you're the captain with plans that definitely weren't in the official fleet manual. The AI CG has that weird glossy sheen where nipples look like they're made of polished plastic and sometimes a hand will have six fingers but you're too distracted by the lactation physics to care right away.

What gets me is how the group scenes actually manage to feel chaotic in a good way. There's this one sequence in the engine room where the slave girls just sort of... converge on the male protagonist. The groping animations loop awkwardly but the ahegao faces are so over the top I laughed and then immediately felt weird about laughing. The creampie finish triggers and the fluid simulation is frankly unhinged, like someone turned the viscosity slider to maximum and said "yeah that's realistic." It's not. But I kept watching. The lesbian content between the bridge officers feels tacked on though, like the developer remembered they needed more tags and just copy pasted two models together without adjusting the rigging. Their big tits clip through each other constantly. Wish they'd fix that but they won't, this thing's been out for months.

The sci-fi setting is basically wallpaper. Alliance of Free Planets versus Neo-Terran whatever, it doesn't matter once the anal sex starts and the camera gets stuck inside a character model. Which happened twice. The sex toys are all generic glowing rods that make buzzing sounds ripped from a free sound effects library. My favorite part honestly is the bukkake scene after the "failed negotiation" where the captain just stands there with this blank expression while the crew... well. You get it. The oral sex animations have this weird pause before the loop resets that makes it look like everyone's buffering. I should hate this game. The big ass physics are tuned so badly that cheeks wobble for a full ten seconds after any movement stops. It's broken. I'm still thinking about the masturbation scene in the captain's quarters where the AI generated background shows what I think is supposed to be a starfield but looks more like dandruff on a black sweater. Why do I remember that? The vaginal sex scenes have the same three positions recycled with different characters and the male protagonist's model never changes expression. Dead eyes. Always. Maybe that's the point, given his "nefarious designs" or whatever the description said. Something about the whole package just lodges in your brain like a splinter. Not good. But there.

You know that feeling when you move into a new place and it’s way too quiet, and suddenly you notice how your mom’s shorts are way tighter than you remembered? This game just lives in that moment and keeps poking it, over and over. You play as the son, dumped into this “fresh start” house after the divorce, stuck with your mom who’s trying to pretend everything’s normal while walking around in yoga pants that should be illegal. It’s a visual novel, so don’t expect crazy action stuff. It’s more like… clicking through your own horny brain while you pretend you’re being a good boy. Sometimes you are. Most of the time you’re not. The whole thing runs on tension. A hand that stays on your shoulder too long. A hug where your face ends up buried in her chest a little too comfortably. She bends over to pick up a box and you get a whole ass view, and the game actually lets you linger there like a creep. There are choices where you can be respectful and look away, or just stare at her thick ass and think filthy shit. Guess what button I clicked.

What I really like is how your mom isn’t some cartoon airhead. She’s written like a tired, horny woman who doesn’t want to admit she’s horny. She’s trying to be responsible, cooking, cleaning, unpacking, telling you to help with chores, and then she accidentally leans over you while you sit at the table and her tits press on your shoulder. You can feel that extra second where she could move away but doesn’t. Later she’s sitting on the couch in a tank top, braless, pretending to watch some trash show on Netflix while you sit way too close. You have options like “shift closer” or “focus on TV” but obviously you go for the “accidental” thigh contact. She sighs, but doesn’t push you away. That silence hits harder than any moan. The voyeur stuff creeps up slow. Like you wake up at night, can’t sleep, go to the kitchen, and there she is, in just a long shirt, drinking water at the sink. Lights from the fridge on her legs, shirt riding up, no panties in sight. At first you just watch, hiding around the corner like a total perv. Later the game starts letting you push it. Peeking in on her changing in her room. Watching her do these innocent stretches, except the camera gives you this full back shot, cheeks tight in her leggings. There’s even this moment in the laundry room where she’s on her toes trying to reach a shelf, her ass in your face, and the game actually pops a choice like “support her by the waist” or “grab a handful.” I accidentally clicked the second one. Sure. Accidentally.

I like how the teasing builds into more direct stuff. There’s a scene where she’s drunk from wine after “celebrating the new beginning” and she slumps onto your lap on the couch. Her hand slides a little too close to your crotch, and you get that choice to just sit there, hard as hell, or take her hand and press it down. She mutters something about “this isn’t right” while her fingers still curl around you. The oral content comes in without stupid buildup, too. One route has her “checking if you’re really that pent up” after walking in on you jerking off. She starts with this weird excuse, like she has to “help you relax so you don’t do something stupid with some random girl,” then she’s on her knees, hair messy, trying to act like it’s this clinical thing. Except she’s slobbering on your cock, looking up at you with this mix of guilt and hunger. There’s also simple little groping moments that hit harder than the full scenes. Like hugging her from behind while she cooks and “accidentally” cupping her tits, or letting your hand drag across her ass when you squeeze past her in a narrow hallway. The game lets you play the idiot who pretends it’s all accidents, or the bastard who fully knows what he’s doing. Sometimes both in the same scene. I kind of wish there were more moments in public, like at the supermarket or something, to take the voyeur thing outside the house, but this game is obsessed with the new home, the rooms, the feeling of “no one else is here, nobody will catch us.” And yeah, I was screenshotting every dumb censored little pop-up, every stupid black bar over a nipple, saving them like some dragon hoard, because the game knows exactly when to cut away and it’s actually hot and annoying at the same time. You get just enough, and then it makes you click again, like it’s laughing at you.

The card game part. I turned it off after three minutes. Not because it's bad, I just wanted to see if the option actually worked, and it does, cleanly, no fuss. But that little toggle tells you something about the whole project. It's confident enough to include a whole separate gameplay loop, then shrug and let you skip it. Unreal Engine flexing under the hood, I can tell, even with the deliberately rough edges. The lighting on Anna Morgenstern's face in that first office scene, the way the shadows cut across her cheekbones while she's explaining the "restore their image" bullshit, that's not amateur hour. Someone knew exactly what they were doing with the subsurface scattering, then chose to leave a texture pop-in on Michael's jacket two seconds later. It's a choice. A weird one.

The masturbation scenes are where this gets interesting. You've got this photographer guy, Michael, total sad sack, and suddenly you're switching perspectives to the female heroes. The animated sequences are janky in that specific Source Filmmaker way, but the models, fuck me, the models are detailed. There's a moment with, I think her name is Celeste, where the animation loops and her hip movement doesn't quite sync with the sound, and I sat there wondering if that was a bug or a feature. Like, is this the "flawed but beautiful" thing the description talks about? Probably not. But it made me think about it more than any polished Illusion game ever did.

I wish the strategy tag meant something more than deck building I immediately disabled. The whole "public trust" meter feels like it should tie into the lewd content somehow, like, low trust means heroes are more desperate, more willing to... you know. But it doesn't. It's just a number. And the multiple protagonist switching, while cool for seeing different body types in action, loses track of Michael for so long I forgot he existed. Then he'd pop back up with his camera and I'd be like, right, this guy. The Watchmen inspiration is doing a lot of heavy lifting, but the Steins;Gate part? Maybe in the save system. I don't know. The truth is I kept clicking, kept reading, kept watching these broken superheroes get naked in ways that felt more sad than sexy, and that's probably the point. Probably.

Hero Party feels like someone smashed together a Marvel porn comic, a DC fanfic folder and a very horny Excel sheet, then said “yeah that’s good enough” and went back to scrolling Twitter. You’re basically Tony Stark on vacation, stuck in this overthetop island mansion that looks like the Instagram version of a tech bro fantasy. Except instead of investors and boring keynotes you’ve got Wonder Woman leaning on the balcony rail, Gwen Stacy pretending she’s not staring at the pool, and Supergirl flying in like she forgot pants were a thing. The game really leans into the tactile side, which I actually liked way more than I expected. When you drag through menus, poke at phone messages, click on a girl’s outfit, it all has this slight sticky feeling, like touching a touchscreen with sweaty fingers after… activities. That same feeling comes back in the sex scenes, where there’s this focus on skin and pressure. Hands on Gwen’s hips feel different than grabbing She-Hulk’s ass, which is heavier and more “meaty” when she’s riding you. It’s not realistic, but your brain kind of fills in the weight and the slide, especially in those handjob moments where her fingers look a bit too tight and your mind says “yeah, that would hurt a little, but in a good way”.

The whole thing works like a messy dating sim wrapped in a lazy management shell. You juggle money to keep the party alive, schedule bullshit “business” things, then ignore all of it because Raven is in the corner of the nightclub acting like she doesn’t care if you exist while her top is just slightly too short. You call them to different spots in the mansion, push conversations, choose lines that go from charming to straight up slutty in one click. Some of the girls warm up fast and suddenly you’re balls deep in Black Cat on the sofa, feeling the curve of her back as she pushes into you, and the game lingers on the way her thighs press around your hips before the creampie scene hits. Other times it’s slower, like with Batgirl, where you work through flirty texts on the in-game phone first, catch her for a drink, then later she’s on her knees in the private room stroking you off with that tight, careful grip, and there is this focus on the movement of her wrist that made me weirdly aware of my own hand on the mouse. It’s horny, yeah, but also very “touchy”, if that makes sense. You feel fabrics slide, bikinis shift aside, fingers closing around you, bodies pressing together when Gwen rides you and her whole body is just a little too light compared to Wonder Woman pinning you down and fucking you like she’s trying to break furniture. The pacing is all over the place, some scenes come too early, some grind for way too long, and I still hate how the pool table in the lounge looks slightly crooked and the game will never fix it, but if you like the idea of drifting through a superhero harem where every click feels like skin on skin, sticky cocktails, and loud music leaking from another room, this is exactly that kind of dirty, half-finished dream.

The plane crash death is the least weird thing about this origin story, which should tell you something. Old dude Biden, 69 years of virgin loser energy, gets isekai'd into some teenager's body in a fantasy world. And the first thing you notice isn't the magic or the combat system, it's how the camera absolutely refuses to look away from every pair of tits in the room. The animation loops are rough, deliberately unpolished like a sketchbook someone spilled coffee on, but somehow that makes the groping minigame feel more... honest? Like yeah, this is exactly what a reincarnated horny grandpa would do with superpowers. The harem assembles itself with the logic of a pachinko machine, schoolgirls and milfs just materializing around the protagonist like he's got a pheromone cheat code active.

Voice acting caught me off guard. It's actually there, and it's actually committed. The footjob scene has this breathy quality that my phone speaker did not deserve at full volume while I was pretending to check emails. Combat is... look, you're not here for the combat. It exists. You tap things. Sometimes there's a titfuck prompt that interrupts the monster fighting and honestly that's the most coherent design choice in the whole thing. The male domination tag isn't lying, every interaction is the protagonist just taking what he wants, and the fantasy setting means nobody questions why this scrawny kid acts like a 69 year old who's been edging to JAV for decades.

Wish the handjob mechanics had more variety. After the third time you just kind of swipe in the same rhythm and the novelty wears off. But then a milf character shows up with dialogue so absurd I screenshotted it and sent it to a discord server where we post cursed hentai at 3am. The virgin tag is funny because technically the old man died a virgin, but the teenager body he's piloting is getting more action than a Tinder bot. This game knows exactly what it is and refuses to apologize.

The first time I made my character shove his thumb up Chloe's ass while she was crying about her mortgage, I actually laughed out loud. Not because it was funny haha, but because the game just lets you do that. No warning, no fade to black, just her tear streaked face and a dialogue option that says something like "comfort her" with the quotation marks doing a lot of heavy lifting. You know what I mean. The 3DCG models have that slightly stiff quality where hands look like they're made of warm plastic, but honestly it works for the whole corruption angle. Everything feels a bit off, a bit wrong, which is the point I think.

The blackmail path with the neighbor lady, whatever her name was, starts with a footjob scene that I stumbled into completely by accident. I was trying to be nice, I swear, and then suddenly her toes are wrapped around my dick and the game is asking if I want to record it. The writing has this weird earnestness to it, like the dev really thought about how a guy with sudden wealth and zero morals would actually talk. Some lines are cringe, some are hot, most are both. The spanking scenes have this rhythm to them, the sound effects are just stock slaps but the dialogue during them is where it shines. "You're going to learn to say thank you" type shit that makes you feel like a complete bastard.

I wish the romance path with the best friend had more actual dates before the anal stuff. But then again, the whole point is that you're corrupting her, so maybe the whiplash is intentional. The creampie scenes have this gross wet detail in the renders that I can't stop thinking about. My phone autocorrects "Chloe" to "choke" now and I'm not fixing it. The cheating route with the married woman at the bank, I forgot her name too, has this one scene where she's on the phone with her husband while you're... yeah. The game knows exactly what it's doing and it's not sorry about it. I respect that even when I feel like I need a shower.

You start as this regular dude who grew up in a pretty normal house, but everything always felt a bit off, like you’re wearing shoes that are one size too small and only notice it when you stop walking. Then the story kicks you in the face with “oh yeah, by the way, you might be some kind of forgotten god-blooded freak” and suddenly every weird dream, every random flash of anger or lust, starts to make sense. The game does this slow burn thing where at first you’re just flirting with girls who seem out of your league, then you realize half of them are basically hiding halos or horns behind their cute smiles. I liked how the MC starts kinda clueless, like I was mashing choices on instinct, then after a few scenes I actually stopped and thought, “if I pick this, she’s gonna either worship me or hate me,” and it actually matters more than I expected. And the sex scenes, fuck, they are not shy. They go from teasing, soft touching and kissing in cramped apartments to straight up god-tier fucking in places that feel too sacred for what you’re doing on that altar.

One moment I keep thinking about is the first time your powers slip while you’re having sex. It’s not just “you cum harder,” it’s like the whole room reacts. Lights flicker, shadows stretch, her eyes roll back in this way where you don’t know if she’s just orgasming or actually seeing some divine bullshit behind the veil. At the same time I kinda hate how in one scene the MC is this confident, dominant beast, then fifteen minutes later he’s awkward again, staring at his phone like a shy teenager who just discovered Pornhub yesterday. But also that makes him feel more real, you know? Like I remember pausing the game, opening Twitter, then coming back and feeling weirdly attached to this horny idiot. The romance is actually way sweeter than I expected in between all the sucking and riding and throat fucking. There is this girl who talks to you about faith and gods and destiny, and ten lines later you have her on her knees, lipstick smeared, calling you “my lord” with her mouth full. The game keeps mixing that emotional stuff with raw, filthy sex in a way that sometimes feels deep, sometimes feels totally trashy, and both moods kinda worked for me. Just take your time with the choices, let scenes play out without skipping every line, and treat every encounter like it might be the one that breaks your character or turns you into the kind of god mortals beg to fuck.

I keep reloading to see if the text changes when I pick different dialogue options. It doesn't, not really, but the compulsion is there because the writing in this thing is actually good. Not just porn game good, like I'd read this if it was a weird fantasy novel good. The first person narration has this weight to it, proper prose that doesn't treat you like you're just trying to skip to the next sex scene.

The RPG bits are turn based combat and some light management stuff, nothing groundbreaking. You're this exiled guy dumped into a shifting world where humans aren't supposed to last, and you meet monster girls obviously. What got me was the romance paths. There's this one scene with a monster girl where you're just talking by a fire and the dialogue branches actually made me stop and think about what to say. Then later you're groping her and it feels earned somehow. The spanking scenes have this dom energy that caught me off guard, proper male domination stuff where the text really lingers on the power dynamic. Exhibitionism pops up in weird places too, like you'll be in what seems like a private moment and then realize someone's watching.

The lactation content is there but it's woven into the pregnancy system which takes actual in game time to progress. You can't just rush it. Handjobs, oral, vaginal, anal, it's all in there with creampie finishes that the game describes in almost too much detail. The teasing scenes are where the writing shines though, long drawn out moments where nothing happens except words and it's somehow hotter than the actual fucking. Wish the management systems were deeper but they won't be, this is clearly a writing first project. The fantasy setting does that thing where it's just familiar enough to not need explaining but weird enough to keep you unsettled. Like the world actually shifts, the description wasn't lying about that, and sometimes you'll be mid conversation and the environment changes and the monster girl reacts to it. Small detail but it stuck with me.