Android 18’s hair is wrong. Not the color, that weird lavender-grey is fine, but the shape. It sits too flat on her head like someone pasted a magazine cutout onto a 3D model. I spent maybe twenty minutes just staring at it during the first scene where Gohan bumps into her at some market. The game is a sandbox parody thing, Dragon Ball Z but after Cell, and Gohan suddenly realizes women exist. You click around, build stats, unlock scenes. Standard stuff.

The animation during the first real encounter with 18 caught me off guard though. She’s bent over a washing machine, I think, and the loop is janky, her back arches in a way that looks painful, but the sound design is weirdly intimate. Just breathing and the wet slap of it. No music. The anal route unlocks way too early, before you even do the vaginal scene with her, which feels like a bug but maybe it’s a choice. A strange one. Her tits bounce with a delay, like they’re underwater. I couldn’t stop replaying it. The cheating tag applies because Krillin exists in this timeline, you see him training in the background of one map, completely oblivious. That made my stomach feel hollow in a way I didn’t expect from a hentai game.

The harem mechanics are broken. Bulma shows up in a nightie during a quest about dragon balls and you can just... proceed. No buildup. Chi-Chi has a milf route that’s locked behind a weirdly high cooking stat grind. I spent an hour fishing for ingredients. An hour. For a scene where she just sighs and calls you a good boy. The adventure parts are walking through static backgrounds ripped from the anime, and the superpowers are just menu buttons that fill a bar. I wish the sandbox had more random events, like 18 showing up at your school or something, but it won’t happen. The game is what it is. A messy, horny collage where Gohan’s face stays blank even when he’s balls deep in a married woman. That blankness is the most honest part.

This thing. This goddamn thing. I spent twenty minutes trying to get the camera angle right during the first real scene, not because I was admiring the 3dcg, but because her tit kept clipping through the car door. The aunt character, I mean. You’re stuck at this old family estate because of a wreck on the highway, no phone service, the whole horror setup. And she’s got these massive, physics-defying breasts that the game clearly wants you to focus on, but the collision detection is so busted that half the time her nipple is just phasing into the seatbelt. I was more frustrated than turned on, which is saying something for a title that throws you into a handjob tutorial before you’ve even figured out why the lights are flickering.

The writing is this weird mix of trying to be spooky and then just giving up and letting the monster girl show up. She’s got the big ass, the tentacles, the whole deal. One minute you’re reading about some dusty old photograph, the next your aunt is pulling out a sex toy she found in a drawer and the game just… moves on. No build up. Like, oh, a ghost is moaning, better use this vibrator. The oral sex scenes are janky, the male protagonist’s face is dead-eyed in a way that’s supposed to be horror but just looks like he’s thinking about his taxes. I wish the paranormal bits were actually scary instead of just a backdrop for the next masturbation segment. The incest tag is there, obviously, but it’s handled with all the subtlety of a brick. You just sort of fall into vaginal sex with her because the plot says so.

There’s a part where you’re supposed to be taking photos for the sale, and the exhibitionism tag kicks in, but the camera minigame is so busted I couldn’t tell if I was zooming in on a ghost or a smudge on the lens. The humor is accidental, I think. A door slams, and your character’s reaction is to get a boner. Top 3 moments you’ll want to screenshot? The aunt’s model T-posing during a supposedly erotic reveal, the monster girl’s texture stretching across the entire hallway, and the one time the dialogue box just said “ERROR: ROMANCE NOT FOUND” before crashing my browser tab. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Whole thing starts pretty normal. You walk out in this kinda shitty neighborhood, cracked sidewalks, ugly parked cars, barking dog on loop, and then suddenly there is her place. Too clean. Too shiny. Big house that just screams “I’m better than you, fuck off.” And yeah, that blonde. Perfect hair, ass like somebody sculpted it in Blender for three days, tits that do not belong on this street at all. Game throws you straight into that feeling: you are broke, bored, horny, and this rich princess just dropped in like a challenge.

What I really liked is how it makes you feel like a creep but also kinda proud of it. You start simple, just spying from the window, phone in your hand, hoping your recording app will pick up something good. She moves around inside in these tiny shorts that ride up every time she bends over, and the sound design actually sells it. You hear the soft slap of bare feet on the floorboards, the clink of her wine glass, this little annoyed sigh she does when her laptop doesn’t load. Super small detail, but after a while you start to know her sounds the way you know your favorite porn performer’s moans. Not gonna lie, one of my favorite bits is when you catch her late at night on the couch, hand sliding inside her panties, those wet finger sounds are filthy and way louder than they should realistically be, but I am not complaining. Or maybe I am. Sometimes it’s so loud it feels like her pussy has its own microphone and compressor. Still hot though.

The game slowly pushes you from casual peeping into real scumbag territory. You follow her, dig through her trash, snap pics, listen under doors. There is one scene where she falls asleep on top of the covers, those massive tits half out, and you get the “you could leave… or you could touch” moment. And when you do not leave, the audio goes from gentle breathing to these tiny sleep-gasps when your hand slides under her. That half-awake, confused whimper when she squirms but doesn’t fully wake up? Nasty in the exact way people who search for this kind of game want. I kinda hated myself and still replayed it three times.

Besides her, there is the older neighbor with thick thighs and that soft “I’m pretending I don’t like this” voice. She talks through the wall sometimes, arguing on the phone, and the echo effect is actually better than some big studio games I worked with. But then in a different scene, the moans sound weirdly dry, like recorded in a closet on a cheap USB mic. Quality jumps around a bit, like the dev had two different recordists and one of them was in a hurry. Also the lip sync on the blowjob scene is slightly off, which is funny because the slurping audio is insane. Wet, messy, borderline cartoonish, like her mouth is a washing machine full of spit. Completely unrealistic, totally effective.

There is also this whole investigation vibe, where you poke into her secret, figure out why someone with that much money and attitude decided to live beside a guy who jerks off behind blinds. You unlock new scenes by finding the right clue or catching her at the wrong time. One time I failed a choice and instead of the planned sexy moment, she just shut the door in my face and the only SFX was this sad little door latch click and footsteps fading away. Hurt my soul a bit. But yeah, the best moments are when you corner her with what you know, and she goes from arrogant to scared to horny in like three lines. Voice acting tries to sell that and sometimes nails it, sometimes it sounds like she is reading a grocery list about getting blackmailed into being your personal toy. I wish they redid a couple lines, but they probably won’t.

Anyway, if you like being the sneaky asshole on the wrong side of the law, sneaking around, listening at vents, jerking off while your new neighbor moans your name without admitting she wants you, this thing definitely knows what it is doing. Even when it kinda fucks up, it still feels dirty in a good way. Just don’t expect to feel like a hero. You are the perv with a hard cock, a cheap phone full of compromising pics, and a rich girl next door who really should have picked another street.

Forbidden Thoughts feels like someone took that tiny moment when your eyes stay half a second too long on someone’s chest and stretched it into a whole damn story. It starts very small, like everyday small, just a guy moving through his normal life, talking about work, coffee, stupid stuff you’d bitch about on Discord. And then your brain does that thing where it goes “what if I just grabbed her ass right now” and instead of dismissing it, the game quietly says “ok, follow that”. That’s the vibe. It doesn’t shout “sexy time!”, it sort of creeps into you while you’re clicking through these casual conversations and suddenly you’re thinking way dirtier than the protagonist is brave enough to say out loud. At least at first.

What I liked most is how the erotic stuff doesn’t drop on your head all at once. You’re just having a normal chat with this older woman, she leans forward, blouse opens a bit, you see that heavy milf cleavage squeezed together and the camera angle hangs there just a little too long. She notices your stare, you notice her noticing, and nothing is said. Then later there’s a scene where she “accidentally” brushes her big tits against your arm while reaching for something, and the game lets the silence do the work. No cheesy trumpet sound, just your own filthy thoughts filling the gap. I think I spent way too long on one scene where she’s at the sink, ass pushed back, tight skirt hugging everything, and the text is just this normal talk about dinner. But the camera keeps drifting down to her big ass and you can almost feel the heat of wanting to just grab it. It made me alt-tab out and open Telegram to complain to my friend about absolutely nothing related, just to cool down, which obviously did not work.

There’s a lot of teasing like that. Masturbation scenes feel earned, not thrown in. First time the protagonist finally snaps and jerks off, it is not some grand “I must relieve my lust” speech. He is just lying there, replaying how her hand stayed on his thigh a bit too long, how the younger girl accidentally pressed her tits on his back when squeezing through a narrow hallway, how a random exhibitionist-style glimpse of skin he probably should not have seen is carved in his brain. He pulls it out, strokes slow, thinking about how she’d react if he just groped her right there in the kitchen, fingers sinking into that fat ass while she pretends to be shocked but keeps pushing her hips back. The text is not poetry, more like messy horny inner monologue, which honestly feels right for a guy who is still kind of a nervous virgin in his head even when he has these grown women orbiting around him. Sometimes the romance angle sneaks in softly, like when a character sends a half-innocent late message that is totally not innocent at all, and you feel that little ache of “this should be wrong, so why does it feel so good.” I do wish the protagonist stopped overthinking and made bolder moves sooner, but at the same time that slow, frustrating build up is exactly what makes the first real touch, the first obvious groping, explode in your chest and lower. The game never really tells you what line you just crossed. It lets you notice it yourself and then decide if you want to cross it again, harder.

I spent twenty minutes just watching the neighbor through her window. Not even touching anything, just... watching. She was doing yoga or something, those slow stretches where her ass just fills the whole screen. The game didn't rush me. No timer, no "move along" prompt. Just her, in those tiny shorts, bending forward. I think I forgot to blink.

The sandbox thing means you can just... exist in this world. Creep around. Find angles. There's this one MILF, the one with the ridiculous chest, she sunbathes every afternoon. I positioned the camera behind a fence and just zoomed in on her oiled up tits for what felt like forever. The animation is janky sometimes, her hand clips through her thigh when she adjusts her top, but honestly? I didn't care. The jank almost makes it hotter. Like catching something you shouldn't see.

The masturbation scenes are where it gets weirdly specific. You control the pace. Slow strokes, fast, whatever. And the character reacts, but her face does this thing where her eyes go slightly cross and then snap back to normal. It's not polished. It's not meant to be. It feels like someone's personal project, you know? Like finding a folder on a stranger's desktop. The male protagonist is basically a pair of hands and a dick, which is fine. I'm not here for him. I'm here for the neighbor with the impossible waist to hip ratio who leaves her curtains open. I wish the sound design was better. The wet noises are too loud, like someone stirring mac and cheese, and it pulls me out. But then she arches her back and I forget about it.

Melding elf cumdump duty with a dating sim, and somehow it works. Or doesn't. Depends if you're here for the story or the ahegao faces. The setup is peak degeneracy: you're the chosen stud with magic jizz to fix an elven infertility crisis. Meliara, this cold mage with a permanent scowl, basically drafts you as her breeding experiment. First time she gives you a handjob, it's so clinical I laughed. She's measuring your output like a lab sample. Then two scenes later she's bouncing on your cock with those huge tits swinging, eyes rolling back, tongue out. Classic.

The romance path with her is weirdly sweet if you ignore the whole "repopulate the city" framing. Choices matter more than I expected. Tried being a sarcastic asshole and she just magically zapped my balls. Not even kidding. Reloaded, played nice, and got a surprisingly tender scene where she admits she's scared of failing her people. Then immediately rides you raw until you creampie her. The tonal whiplash is the whole point, I think.

Wish there was more monster girl variety beyond the elf milfs. The city of Libon teases other races but you never meet them. Got stuck for twenty minutes trying to trigger Meliara's third scene because I missed a dialogue option during the fertility ritual. Classic VN bullshit. The humor lands though, like when your character complains about chafing and she just deadpans "the curse does not care about your discomfort." Big "task failed successfully" energy. Graphics are 2D but the ahegao expressions are top tier, proper deranged faces. Not for everyone but if you've ever scrolled nhentai at 2 AM looking for elf breeding tags, you already know what you're getting. Just save before every choice and don't be a dick to the mage unless you want blue balls. Literally. She hexed me.

The whole thing feels like it was rendered in a blender that someone forgot to clean, and I don't mean that as an insult. Past Tense has this raw, almost unfinished 3DCG look where the milf character's massive tits sometimes clip through her shirt and the protagonist's face is permanently stuck in what I can only describe as "mild constipation." But weirdly, it works for the story it's trying to tell. You come back to your old neighborhood, all grown up but still carrying that virgin energy, and immediately run into women from your past who've... developed. A lot.

The romantic paths are genuinely confusing in a way that feels intentional. One minute you're having a heartfelt conversation about lost time, the next the camera is lingering on an ass that defies physics and you're being teased into situations that would make a gender studies department head explode. The male protagonist is supposedly on this journey of self discovery, reconciling past and present, but let's be real, the self he's discovering is mostly just his dick. There's this one scene with the older neighbor where the dialogue is actually quite tender, talking about loneliness and second chances, and then the camera just slowly pans down to her chest for like forty five seconds. I counted. My phone timer was right there. The non-harem tag is doing some heavy lifting because while you're not collecting women like pokemon, the game sure wants you to feel the weight of every choice, the possibility of what you're missing.

The teasing mechanic, if you can call it that, is basically just prolonged eye contact that escalates to... more eye contact but with heavier breathing. It's almost puritanical in its restraint until suddenly it isn't, and then you're watching a romance scene that looks like two mannequins that got left too close to a space heater. I keep coming back to this one detail, the way the milf character's hair doesn't move when she turns her head. It's like a solid helmet. And yet, the writing underneath all the jank is trying to say something about how we can't escape where we come from, how our past shapes our desires. Or maybe I'm giving it too much credit and it's just a game about wanting to fuck the hot older woman from your childhood. Both things can be true.

The goddess thing is just an excuse, right? Some bored deity watching a guy get kicked out of his house so she can fuck with his life. Classic setup. You're this dude moving in with Katie, your oldest friend, and then the world just... unravels. Body swaps, monster girls with tits the size of planets, your own aunt bending you over. The game doesn't pretend to be polished. Ren'py sandbox where you click around a map, find scenes, repeat. The 3DCG models are stiff sometimes, faces frozen mid-moan like mannequins left in a sex shop window. But that jank? It almost adds to the filth.

I stumbled into a scene with Katie early on. She's showing you her room, all innocent, and then suddenly her hand's down your pants. No buildup, no romance. Just a handjob while she talks about rent. Later you're at a party and some milf with back-breaking breasts drags you into a bathroom for anal. The game throws everything at you, swinging, BDSM, footjobs under restaurant tables, exhibitionism where you jerk off in public parks. There's a transformation moment where you literally become a woman for a day and get fucked by your male best friend. Body swap mechanics just appear without warning. One click you're a dude, next you've got a pussy and a monster girl is going down on you. The pregnancy tag isn't kidding either, some endings get... fertile.

I wish the animations had more frames. Some scenes are basically slideshows with sound effects, grunts and squelches looped badly. But then you find a futa scene where three cocks are stretching one hole and suddenly you don't care about frame rates anymore. The sandbox means you can ignore the plot entirely and just chase kinks. Incest, harem, female domination where you're tied up and milked. The mobile version runs like shit on my phone, crashes during the orgy sequences. Still booted it up again. Something about the raw, unpolished desperation of it all. Like the goddess herself got bored and just started mashing fetishes together.

The loading screen itself is a mess of janky 3DCG, the kind where the monster girl’s big tits seem to have their own gravitational pull, defying the horror backdrop. My kid’s laundry timer buzzed right when the Elven Empress started her whole death march speech. Perfect timing. You play this guy Nathan, haunted by nightmares, standard stuff, but the supernatural mystery hook is that his family got wiped and his sister is missing. The ACA recruitment poster looks like it was made in MS Paint after a six pack.

What got me was the sheer tonal whiplash. One minute you’re reading about entire families getting butchered by spell and steel, a real brutal fantasy war crime vibe, and the next a mystical milf with an ass that could eclipse the sun is giving you a quest. The monster designs are actually creepy, all wrong angles and too many eyes, but then the camera will just linger on a monster girl’s chest like it’s a nature documentary narrated by a horny teenager. I spent way too long trying to figure out if the bad anatomy was a deliberate horror element or just, you know, the way it is. The dialogue has this weird formality, like everyone’s LARPing a history book, then suddenly drops a line so bluntly explicit about what a beastling wants to do that I choked on my cold coffee.

The adventure path is linear, clicking through the male protagonist’s grim choices. Defend your home, become greater, all that. The supernatural elements feel more like an excuse for the fantasy monster encounters than a real mystery to solve. There’s a scene early on with a mystical healer, supposed to be tense, but the jiggle physics are so aggressive I started laughing. It completely undercuts the horror they’re going for. You can’t be terrified of an invasion when a character’s chest is moving like it’s trying to escape the screen. Still, I kept clicking. Not because the story of Veskar’s fall is gripping, but because the unpolished mess of it all has a weird, hypnotic pull. Like watching a car crash where the cars are shaped like impossibly curvy elves.