This special episode feels like someone took Monster Girl Gym, looked at all the wholesome “new year, new gains” spirit, and said: “ok but what if we fucked up everyone’s self-control with dinner, booze and huge tits.” It starts all cozy, like a holiday romance thing, and then quietly turns into a slow, horny sandbox where you just keep testing how far these girls will go once the plates are empty and the clothes start to feel “too warm”. You’re still the same male protagonist, still the muscle head who pretends he only cares about sport and training results, but here your real workout is trying not to stare at every big ass in the room while pretending to talk about resolutions. Spoiler: you fail. Repeatedly.

The setting is simple: gym crew, “special” dinner, some “festive” excuses to see your monster girls in half-formal outfits that never quite fit right. One of them tries to squeeze her big tits into a dress that was clearly made for a human girl and the fabric is basically screaming, and you just sit there thinking, yeah, wardrobe malfunction is definitely going to be my religion this year. Another has that thick furry tail that keeps brushing against your thigh under the table and it is honestly way more distracting than any combat encounter in a normal rpg. There is this really nice thing where the game lets you move around the place and poke at scenes in your own order, like a tiny horny sandbox version of a holiday party. You talk, you flirt, you mess up dialogue, you reload, you pick something more bold, you save scum like a coward. At one point I tried to play “romantic gentleman” with the dragon girl and the script still managed to drag the conversation back to how many squats she can do with me on her shoulders. Respect.

Not everything hits, though. Some ai cg illustrations look a bit weird if you stare too long, like one of the monster girls is half drunk and half generated by Stable Diffusion after five vodkas. A boob has this strange highlight that feels like the artist sneezed on the screen and decided to keep it. It kind of fits the vibe though, like a lewd New Year party where nothing is perfectly polished but everyone is horny enough not to care. I had this moment where the lamia girl wraps herself around the protagonist on the couch “to keep you warm” and for some reason there is a random plate of half-eaten xmas cookies on the table that no one ever touches again, and it bothered me way more than it should. She is whispering in your ear about how flexible her body is, tail sliding between your legs, her huge chest pressing into your back, and my brain is just like: who left those fucking cookies there. But the longer you play, the less you think about small stuff like that and more about how the writing leans into the muscle fetish in a fun way. They tease your gains, they flex for you, they ask you to “spot” them in positions that would get any real gym banned, and then you finish the night like some weird fantasy of a sports club where romance, glutes and monstrous curves are the only real stats that matter. It feels a bit like someone mixed a horny furry Discord server with a cheap fantasy xmas card and accidentally made something I kept replaying, just to see which monster girl would lose her clothes the slowest.

Gwen’s story feels like someone smashed together a horny growth fantasy, a clumsy isekai, and a half-finished audio drama, then fed it through one of those AI image models that sometimes makes six fingers on one hand and tits that look like they’re about to file a worker’s union. She starts out pretty normal in the intro, just this curious girl with a bit of attitude, and then the game goes “hey, wanna be futa?” and casually hands you a massive cock like it’s no big deal. I liked that it doesn’t treat that choice like a big moral thing, just a horny setting. You pick, and then the whole tone of the scenes kind of tilts around it, especially in the later encounters where her body starts getting… yeah, really not safe to show on Twitch. The first time the weight gain actually kicks in, it doesn’t come with a big fireworks moment, it’s just some teasing comments, tighter clothes, a CG where her belly and boobs look a bit fuller, and suddenly you realize the game is already steering you down the “bigger in every possible way” slope. It’s sneaky like that. Sexy sneaky. And also a bit stupid, in a charming way.

The visual novel structure is pretty straightforward, but the way the scenes are written has this funny clash going on. You get sweet, curious Gwen asking stuff like she’s trying to learn about the world, then two clicks later she’s moaning about how heavy her tits are, how good it feels when they swell and press against her own arms, or when her growing muscles make her clothes ride up and half the screen is just flexing thighs and bulging pecs. Some of the AI art is actually hot as hell, like those shots where her muscles and curves grow together, thick arms holding up breasts that look too big for her frame, nipples erect and pushing shadows across her chest. Other times her face looks like she remembers she’s an AI render and wants to cry about it. It’s inconsistent, yeah, but that almost weirdly fits the whole “growth chaos” thing. One scene narrows in on her biceps a lot, like the artist had a fetish tunnel vision: veins, sweat, that slight shake when she flexes and realizes she likes feeling stronger and heavier and more stuffed everywhere. Then next scene it’s all about her ass and hips gaining weight, her panties digging in, and the writing just goes straight into, “I can feel my underwear cutting into my skin while my cock throbs against my belly.” That line got stuck in my head for a while, probably because I kept rereading it to hear how I’d deliver it out loud in a recording.

From a voice acting nerd brain, this game is a goldmine of “oh god, I want to read this out loud” lines and also “who wrote this at 2 glasses of wine in?” ones. Gwen switches between playful and desperate so fast. One moment she’s teasing someone about watching her grow, asking if they’re scared of a girl with bigger arms than theirs, next moment she’s in this messy, breathy state, describing how her tits are swelling against somebody’s hands, how heavy they feel, how her cock pulses each time her chest expands. There’s a scene where she’s talking about how her boobs are starting to block her view of her feet while she walks, and the text spends an absurd amount of time on how her bra straps dig into her shoulders, the fabric creaking, that pressure right before it gives in. I kept thinking, “this is exactly the kind of thing guys on Reddit argue about for six pages.” The game lets you pick options that either encourage her to lean into the muscle side of her growth, with her arms and abs thickening, or the weight gain side, where she goes soft but huge, with belly and boobs that jiggle so much you can almost hear the sound in your head. Sometimes it feels like the pacing forgets what it was doing, you go from a hot futa scene where she’s grinding her thick thighs together and complaining how her cock keeps getting in the way, to a filler conversation with a cameo character from another universe that feels like the writer just wanted to name drop. Still, there’s this one late event where everything clicks: Gwen’s taller, wider, chest stretched tight, veins on her biceps, her shaft leaking over a softened, heavier belly, and she’s half laughing, half moaning about how she finally feels like the “biggest version of herself” while begging you to keep making her grow. That scene alone made the whole messy, horny, AI-generated ride feel worth it in its own broken, overstuffed way.

Reality in this game is flipped in a way that feels funny at first, then kind of fucked up, then hot, then kind of fucked up again. Women run everything here, not in a “girlboss inspirational poster” way but in a “they own your collar, your job, and your orgasm” way. Guys are pretty little toys, soft femboys with skirts, stockings, makeup that looks better than half of TikTok, and asses that jiggle when they walk. You play as one of those cute pets with a dick, stuck in a future where your main value is how good you look on your knees and how obedient you are when a muscle girl snaps her fingers. On the surface it feels like a silly dating sim / sandbox with goofy jokes and horny scenes, but under that you’ve got this weird tension about what “consent” even means when your whole society trains you from birth to say “yes, mistress” like a reflex. As someone who actually cares about AI ethics and virtual characters, I kept catching myself asking, “Wait, did my protag actually want that, or did I just click because I saw the word ‘oral’ and my brain went caveman for a second?”

The game leans hard into the contrast: tall, ripped women with huge tits and thicker thighs than most gym bros, towering over smooth, androgynous boys who look like they escaped from a horny gacha ad. One moment you’re on a “normal” date, sipping a drink, trying to impress a buff office lady who could literally lift you by your hips with one hand. She teases you, calls you pretty, brushes her thumb over your lip gloss, and asks if you’re being a good boy for the system, keeping the status quo. If you play along and act all submissive, the scene slowly turns into this intense femdom thing where she drags you to a side room, orders you to kneel, and uses your mouth like a toy while you’re trying to remember if the dialogue choice three screens ago might ruin your future freedom. If you push back and try to talk about “change” and rights for men, she smiles in that creepy “I’m proud of you for having opinions” way, then pins you to the wall with one arm and tells you that rebellious femboys taste even better. It’s hot as hell, but there’s this aftertaste where you wonder if the game is mocking you for pretending your choices matter. The funniest and also most disturbing thing is how often the UI just kind of shrugs at you. You pick something that sounds safe and suddenly there’s a futa enforcer sitting on your face, using you until you’re cross-eyed, and the text quietly notes that this will “affect your status later.” You later check your stats and realize your “obedience” and “slut” values jumped because you tried to be polite. That small detail honestly drove me nuts and I couldn’t stop thinking about it while still clicking through for the next blowjob scene. The writing loves those moments where consent is technically there, in the “you clicked accept” sense, but socially crushed. The big muscle girl asks if you’re okay, but the power gap is so huge that the question feels more like a ritual than a real check-in. Porn brain says “oh god yes, sit on my face again,” ethics brain is in the corner going “this is exactly the kind of coercive system we complain about in real-world apps that spam dark patterns.” And then you forget the debate because the trap NPC shows up, winks at you, drops a line about “fighting the matriarchy from the inside,” and the very next scene has you sucking him off behind a club while police drones fly by, scanning your collar tag. The game keeps doing that whiplash. It throws real questions about dominance, agency, and what it means to “choose” in a rigged world, then buries them under a giant ass in a too-tight skirt that clips through the chair a bit. It all feels messy, horny, ethically uncomfortable and strangely honest about how players treat virtual bodies as disposable toys, even while it laughs and hands you another scene where your cute male protag gets railed until he forgets what he was fighting for.

Bella starts this summer as the kind of girl everyone pretends not to see. Thick thighs, soft belly, big tits that just look “wrong” on her shy frame, hoodie zipped up to the neck, headphones on, eyes down. The game does not hide that awkward phase. You actually feel how small she makes herself on purpose: the way she shuffles through a crowded campus hallway, the way she sits on a bus and tugs her shirt down over her ass every two seconds, the way her voice almost cracks when she talks to a clerk at the shop. Then she goes to grandma’s place in the countryside and things go from quiet slice-of-life to horny myth bullshit really fast. There is this Welsh goddess of change, and the way the game presents her is fun: not “wise old deity” but this teasing, half-smirking presence that feels like she enjoys poking at Bella’s insecurities. The sound design there is nice. You hear distant wind, creaking house wood, then the goddess voice kind of curling around in Bella’s head. No jump scares, just this slow, heavy seduction. You can almost hear Bella swallow when she says “yes” to the offer, like she knows she is fucking with something way bigger than a diet plan or new haircut.

The first morning after the “blessing” is where shit clicks. Bella wakes up with that hourglass figure the tags promise: tiny waist, heavy hips, and tits that honestly look too large to be legal in some countries. The game really lingers here. No rush to sex, just her breathing harder, fingers tracing that new tight curve where her waist meets her big ass, then cupping her breasts and feeling the weight bounce. The mirror scene is long, in a good way. You hear the little sounds: the bed creak as she kneels to get closer to the glass, the wet noise of her lips when she bites them and then realizes her mouth is slightly open. She tries on her old clothes. That’s one of the best moments. Her university hoodie used to hang down like a tent. Now it barely hides the swell of her tits, and the hem rides up over this round ass that strains against her panties. When she bends to pull them up, you feel how the camera wants to fuck her already, but the game holds back and just stays in that frustration. She squeezes her thighs together, embarrassed and turned on at the same time, and mutters “what the fuck” in this small, shocked voice. Honestly hotter than half the blowjob scenes later.

Returning home with that body is where the fantasy kicks into overdrive and also where the game gets kind of mean in a way I liked. People who never noticed her before suddenly trip over their own tongues. The barista who never remembered her order stares straight at her tits while asking if she wants “extra cream”. There is this one classroom scene where Bella leans over a desk to pick up a pen and the guy behind her just freezes. You hear his chair sc***, the low “holy shit” under his breath, and Bella’s nervous laugh as she pretends she didn’t hear anything, even though she clearly did. The blowjob tag gets its best workout in a semi-dark street corner after a party, when she is alone with a guy who used to treat her like furniture. The game does not go romantic there. Her knees hit the cold pavement, she hesitates, then you get this slow, sloppy first time where she is trying to learn how to handle a thick cock without choking and still keep a little control. Wet sucking, choking gasps, her fingers digging into his thighs for balance, mascara threatening to smear. The tension is not just “oh wow big dick”, it is also “I wanted you to say my name before, now I am letting you fuck my mouth”. The sci-fi and goddess angle stays in the background, like a quiet reminder that none of this is free. Sometimes in the middle of a hot vaginal scene, the light shifts slightly wrong and for a second you glimpse the goddess watching with this hungry, amused look. Blink and you miss it. I still hate how one specific sound effect in Bella’s bedroom loop clicks half a second too late every time and nobody fixed it. Anyway. The game keeps poking: is this still the same shy, soft girl under this fantasy body, or did the change reach inside her too and twist her desires until she actually wants to be the center of every dirty stare in the room. You tell yourself you care about the answer while you click her clothes off again.

You land on Themyscira like you’ve just pulled a five star SSR in a horny gachapon, except here the currency is charm, lies and how far you’re willing to push a proud amazon until she stops calling you “man” and starts calling you “master”. It looks innocent at first, all shiny myth island and noble warrior girls in armor, talking about honor and sisterhood and justice league ideals, but the whole thing is basically a slow-motion train crash of corruption where every choice you click feels like rolling another lewd banner. You start tiny, just some guy surrounded by muscle girls who could snap your neck with their thighs, and the game just quietly asks, “ok, which one you break first?”

Diana is the big whale bait here, obviously. The game treats her like a limited banner: at the beginning she’s this perfect warrior princess, stiff posture, clean smile, talking about peace and rules and all that hero crap. Then you start picking dialogue that pushes her buttons, giving her little humiliations during “training” sessions, making her take orders in front of weaker warriors, forcing her to “prove” her loyalty with a hand wrapped around your cock under the pretense of some nonsense ritual. The AI CGs shift bit by bit: first a small blush, then armor coming off at the wrong time, then her kneeling with a collar while pretending it is some amazon tradition. You see her lips around your dick while she still tries to use formal heroic language, and you just know the next scene you unlock will have her begging you for cum like some low-rank slut. You get these moments where you think, “shit, this is too much” and then you immediately hit the most degenerate option because what if that’s the route that unlocks the group sex with her and another corrupted warrior sharing your cock and licking each other clean afterward. Some pulls you regret, then the next scene drops and you forget.

The harem part creeps up on you. At first you carefully pick one girl, then you realize the system actually rewards you for turning them against each other. Two warriors, both strong, both used to leading, now competing for your load. You schedule “training,” stack obedience, then suddenly you have three amazon muscles pressed together, one stroking your shaft while another kisses her, the third guiding your tip inside her pussy and whispering things that would make old-school Diana throw a lasso at her face. Sometimes the game is cruel. Pick the wrong option in a scene and one of them might snap and kill you, game over, like a bad pity roll on FGO where all you get is mapo tofu and despair. Other times it’s funny: a serious meeting about island politics ends with you groping an armored ass under the table while she tries to argue about strategy, and if you time the commands right you can make her orgasm mid-speech. Batman pops in like a weird crossover ultra-rare and honestly it feels illegal watching him get dragged into a BDSM scenario with amazons who are already fully on your side. I kept telling myself I would take the “good” path next run, but then a new anal-vaginal combo scene opens, or a fresh lesbian corruption chain where two former sisters in arms lick each other just to please you, and suddenly all that talk about morality becomes as fake as those “I only do one pull” promises in Genshin. Themyscira turns into your private gacha box of broken heroines, and every click is just another roll to see how far down you can drag a legend.

Natalie is not the usual cute shy girl who slowly finds herself. She already knows exactly what she wants: bigger muscles, hotter body, and girls who can’t keep their hands to themselves when they see her in a too-tight uniform behind the pharmacy counter. The game just throws you into her new life in this random city where everything looks normal on the surface, but every second person seems one step away from either flashing their tits or begging to touch someone else’s. She’s working in this tiny pharmacy that feels like a mix of workplace comedy and porn studio, and the more she messes with her “special” potions, the more things slide from “oops, that’s a little strong” to “holy shit, I just turned myself into a muscle goddess with cat ears and I’m horny as fuck.” It starts almost innocent with small changes: a bit firmer thighs, shirt buttons pulling, customers staring way too long. Then the experimental stuff kicks in and her body reacts in these crazy ways, like veins popping under soft skin, arms getting thick and defined while her tits somehow also get bigger, and she just stands there in front of the mirror, blushing, flexing, and grabbing her own ass like she can’t quite believe it but also can’t stop touching. The mirror scenes actually go too long sometimes, but I didn’t skip them, I just sat there like an idiot watching her poke her new biceps over and over.

Things get really fun when the monster girl vibe starts creeping in. You’ve got neko traits sliding in with some potions, like twitchy ears and tail, but paired with this heavy muscle girl build that looks like she could press a car and still ride your face for dessert. She doesn’t stay timid for long either. Once she figures out that every new formula makes her stronger and hornier, she starts using that on other girls around her, especially the ones who show up pretending they just want “advice” about toys or “something for stress” and end up pinned to a counter with Natalie smirking, one hand groping a breast and the other already reaching inside a skirt. The game is a kinetic novel so you’re not picking routes and stuff, you just get dragged along her transformation story, and it kind of feels like watching someone’s horny diary that got out of hand. One moment she’s masturbating quietly in the dark with some new toy she “borrowed” from the pharmacy stock, biting her lip and making those ridiculous ahegao faces, and the next she’s out in public basically flirting with exhibitionism, like leaning over too far so everyone can see her thick thighs and barely covered pussy, or pretending she doesn’t notice her tank top is way too small for her new chest. The lesbian stuff hits hard too: there’s this scene where she uses a potion mid-makeout, and her muscles swell while she’s already on top of the other girl, and you can almost feel the shift in power as she goes from soft to completely dominant, holding the girl down with one hand, spreading her legs with the other, sliding toys in slow, then faster, while flexing just because she knows the other girl is staring. I kind of wish there was an option to stay small and squishy, but honestly if that existed I’d still click every single “more muscle” thing anyway and end up at the same place, watching her flex over some dripping pussy and thinking “yeah, that’s exactly where this needed to go.”

Xareth is the kind of pretty elf bastard I’d absolutely cosplay, if I wasn’t worried the orcs in this game would rip the costume off in like two scenes. He’s this slim royal sorcerer who technically should be a prince, all elegant, good hair, smug magic, but daddy lost the throne to some clown king. Instead of crying about it, he runs off to get help from a tribe of orcs who solve basically everything with muscle, cock, and bad ideas. It’s all very “I’m here to discuss politics” and five minutes later you’re on your knees with green hands in your hair and someone twice your size deciding if they fuck your throat first or your ass. Story keeps pretending it’s about honor and war and alliances, then suddenly you’re getting double stuffed in a tent that smells like sweat, leather, and cum, and you kind of forget that there was a kingdom at all.

What I like is how dirty and oddly tender it can be at same time. One scene you’re pinned under an orc so huge you only see his abs and tusks, getting your hole worked open slow while another one grips your jaw, pushes his cock between your lips and tells you to “breathe through your nose, pretty prince.” Next scene, you’re sitting by a fire, robes ruined, your ass sore, talking about strategy like you’re in some fantasy visual novel, except you still feel cum sliding down your thigh. The oral stuff is really on point: Xareth choking on green dick, tears in his eyes, makeup ruined, but clearly loving it, swallowing every drop because he knows he needs these guys on his side. There’s this one group scene where you think you’re just sharing a victory drink, then three orcs close in, one gropes your ass, one plays with your nipples through the fabric, another rubs against your back, and before you realize it you’re bent over a rough table, one inside you, another feeding you his cock, a third jerking off waiting his turn, using your hair like reins. I had Spotify open first time I played and had to shut it off, because the game’s own music hits way harder than it looks: it’s loud, rough, a bit too much sometimes, like drums beating while your elf twink gets used like a toy. I wish you could tweak volume from inside scenes faster, but I just kept clicking through with one hand and alt-tabbing like an idiot.

The racial mix stuff is hot as hell here too, but not in a “polite fantasy romance” way. Xareth’s pale skin against thick green bodies, his cute ass spread wide by fat orc fingers, their cum streaking his stomach, dripping from his lips, his lean muscle shaking while they push in deeper. Sometimes they treat him softer, call him “little prince” and kiss his neck while they slide in, sometimes they use him like a fuckhole that happens to moan magic words. And the game loves multiple penetration, almost too much: there are moments where you’re getting filled from both ends and another orc just stands there, one hand on your chest, groping and squeezing your nipples, the other hand pushing your hips back to keep you in place, like you’re furniture. I played mostly on my laptop in bed, had Telegram popping up with messages while I was literally watching my elf get railed by two orcs at once, and I kept forgetting to answer because the scene kept layering stuff: one pulls out to cum all over your back, another shoots down your throat, and Xareth just smiles this ruined, satisfied smile like “yeah, this is how I win my kingdom back.” It’s messy, a bit all over the place, sometimes the pacing between serious plot and orc gangbang is weird, but the way it leans into big bodies, big asses, rough anal, and hungry mouths made me screenshot a bunch for future costume ideas that are absolutely never going on Instagram.

This thing feels like someone smashed together a horny dating app, a trashy soap opera and that one dude in the friend group who always says “no homo” then stares at your chest. You play this jacked but kinda dorky bro who keeps “accidentally” ending up in situations where clothes are optional and personal space is a myth. It pretends to be a wholesome dating sim for like five seconds, then suddenly you’re in a locker room, wet towel on the floor, your “best bud” asking if you’ve ever wondered what it’d be like to just mess around a bit. Very subtle. Zero people are fooled. Everyone’s horny and pretending they’re not, which is honestly the best part.

The routine is simple on paper: you pick different guys to hang with, choose dialog, grind affection, line up routes, blah blah, you know the deal. In practice though it feels more like juggling thirst traps. One day you’re flirting with a smug twink bartender who keeps calling you “big guy” while very obviously checking out your package, next day you’re at the gym spotting some huge dude who tells you “don’t let me drop this on your face” while his dick print is three pixels from your nose. I picked the quiet muscle dude at first, tried to be soft and respectful and then the game throws a scene where he’s pinning you against a wall, hand around your throat, asking if you’re “okay with a little roughness.” I said yes, obviously, then reloaded to see what happened if I chickened out. Both routes were hot, I regret nothing and also everything. Sometimes it even teases a romantic build up, like you’re getting a real relationship arc, then suddenly you’re raw-dogging in a sketchy alley behind a club because someone complimented your abs. Peak character development.

The special episode is just pure chaos. It feels smaller and tighter but in a good way, like the whole thing is designed around one wrong decision that spirals into something kinky and a bit fucked up. It plays with silence, drunk tension and that “this is a bad idea but I’m already hard so whatever” vibe. One minute you’re sharing a quiet drink like adults, the next there’s a hand on your thigh, then another on the back of your neck, and the game just lets that tension hang long enough that you start clicking faster like a degenerate. I wish it went even darker, honestly, but it probably never will and I hate that. Also, the tiniest thing: the skip button is in a stupid spot and I keep clicking it by mistake when I’m trying to change my choice after realizing I picked the “good boy” answer instead of the “choke me” one. Never fixing my habits. Anyway, if you’ve ever opened Grindr “just to chat” and woke up sore and happy, this feels like that, but with more plot, more feelings you didn’t ask for and way too many dudes calling you “bro” right before they shove you against a mattress.

Galactic Athletes: Blue League looks like it was made by a horny sports nerd who got distracted halfway through writing a rulebook and decided everyone should just fuck in the locker room instead. You play as Finn, the medic, which sounds boring, but he is basically the only guy actually paying attention to anything besides who is going to end up balls-deep in who after each event. The whole competition stuff is there, yeah, races and matches and points and all that sport TV shit, but the real “scoreboard” is in the changing rooms. You’re supposed to predict which dude will win and which dude will place last, because the winner gets to top the loser. Very subtle, right. So you sit there trying to look professional, checking injuries and stretching their absurdly huge thighs, and at the same time you are thinking: “ok, which meathead is going to end up moaning against the wall later.”

The game is a visual novel so it is mostly reading and choosing dialog, but it has this rhythm that feels more like watching horny Olympics on mute while texting on Telegram. One second you’re in the clinic, doing this “I care about your hamstring” chat with some giant muscle jock in a tiny towel, then suddenly you’re walking into the locker room and two of them are already going at it. Sweat, showers on, that echo sound, bodies slamming against lockers, the whole thing. The sex scenes are not shy at all. Dicks are big, bodies even bigger, backs, chests, veins popping, a lot of grunting and that kind of cocky macho dirty talk that is half bullying, half begging. I had one moment where the last place guy in a sprint was this cocky swimmer type who talked shit all event, then lost by a hair and ended up bent over a bench, the winner grabbing his hips and just drilling him while his goggles were still around his neck. It felt like watching some illegal leak that someone recorded on their phone. There is also this tiny UI bug where a text box flickers when you skip too fast and it annoyed the hell out of me, but anyway, the way the game treats you as “the medic who sees everything” is lowkey hot. You patch them up, put tape on their fingers, see the bruises on their asses later and you know exactly how they got there.

I liked that the guys are all clearly gay from the start and no one is doing that fake “no homo bro” act. They flirt with you, they flex on purpose, they pretend they need extra treatment just to get your hands on them. At the same time, the writing sometimes forgets Finn is supposed to be working, so he just stands there watching two monsters fuck in the shower and nobody cares. It is ridiculous and kind of perfect. The locker room vibe is strong: wet floor, towels on the ground, lockers banging when someone gets pushed against them, the sound of someone trying to keep quiet and failing when they get hit in the right spot. There was this scene where I mispredicted the winner and the loser and the game punished me by locking me into a really humiliating sex scene for the bottom guy, with the top just manhandling him, forcing his legs up, thick cum all over his abs, and I honestly felt a bit bad for like five seconds. Then I replayed it to see what happens if I guess right and it got even filthier. Not all athletes get enough screen time and the pacing jumps around like a drunk referee, but when it hits, it hits stupidly hard. It feels like watching some cursed mix of sports tournament and bara porn you left open in a background tab while “working” on something else, and then forgetting which one was the main thing.