Morty wakes up in this thing like half familiar, half totally fucked, and before he even gets his head straight he’s getting dragged into horny bullshit that somehow manages to be even messier than the original. The game throws you into a “find a way home” idea, but it forgets about that pretty fast and just says: ok, who do you want to fuck first, and how badly do you want to screw them up in the process. It calls itself a fan remake, but it feels more like some pervert took the base story, kept the recognizable faces and voices in your head, then went “what if every single wrong idea I had at 15 became a branching scene.” One second you’re talking about portals and universes, next second you’re getting blackmailed into licking someone’s feet while she pretends this is about “helping Morty grow as a person.” There is so much teasing it actually got on my nerves in a good way, like those Ren’Py menus where you think “ok this time I’ll pick the nice option” and then suddenly you agreed to join a bukkake event in a garage with fluorescent lighting and nobody blinks.

The thing that hit me hardest is how dirty it is while still pretending to have some kind of morals. You can play Morty as this timid virgin who keeps getting walked over, or you just give up and lean full ntr and corruption, watching him “borrow” people who obviously belong to somebody else and then act surprised when it bites him in the ass. There’s that feeling of constant consent blurring: mind control scenes where you’re technically “saving the world” but really you’re just turning people into your toys; sleep sex that the script tries to frame as “oops, weird circumstances”; tentacle labs that look like they were supposed to be a serious sci fi experiment until someone thought “what if this thing also fucks them in three places at once.” And then there’s all the group stuff: twins sharing him like a new toy, lactation jokes that suddenly turn into pregnancy talk, body fluids everywhere while the dialogue pretends it’s still a parody of the show. It’s funny, and then it’s not, then it is again. One moment you’re laughing at a cosplay scene where a MILF is squeezed into some alien suit, next moment you notice there’s a choice to creampie her raw and maybe knock her up, and the game just shrugs like “you clicked it, dude.” I like that it doesn’t waste time with grinding or fake sandbox systems, but at the same time the straight line structure makes the kinks hit faster and harder, and sometimes you’re in the middle of blowjob, spanking, anal, toys, multiple penetration, all in the same “episode” and you kinda wish it would breathe for a second. It won’t. It just keeps pushing Morty into deeper perversion while pretending it’s all part of getting home, and if you’re honest, by the time you’re watching him give some sloppy oral to avoid being turned into science goo, you don’t really want him to leave this universe anyway.

You wake up in Hell and the first thing you see is a demon girl with tits that look like they could crush a man’s soul. She’s smirking, tail flicking, voice dripping honey and venom at once. You’re not sure if she wants to fuck you, kill you, or both. Probably both. That’s kind of the rhythm of this whole thing - every encounter feels like a mix of danger and lust, like your dick’s leading you into bad decisions and you’re fine with that. The story pretends it’s about figuring out how you died, but let’s be honest, most of the time you’re just trying not to stare too long at Millie’s ass while she’s scolding you. Mildred (yeah, that’s her full name, but she hates it) has this way of spanking that’s half punishment, half mercy. It’s ridiculous and hot as hell.

The game throws you into scenes that swing between horny cartoon chaos and weirdly emotional bits. You’re an assassin now - or something like that - and the missions feel more like foreplay than combat. Sometimes you’re sneaking through some demon bar, trying to focus on the target, and then a monster girl with too many eyes starts flirting like she’s reading your thoughts. You can flirt back, or just let her pin you to the wall. The choices don’t always make sense, but that’s part of the charm. It’s messy. Like sex that goes a little wrong but still leaves you shaking after.

There’s this one moment where you catch your reflection - human face, demon eyes - and it hits weirdly deep. You remember you’re supposed to be solving something, but the next second someone’s moaning your name and the screen flashes red. That’s the kind of pacing it has: no warning, no clean lines, just lust and confusion and fire. The world feels alive, like it’s breathing down your neck. And the more you play, the more you start thinking maybe Hell isn’t punishment. Maybe it’s just where people like you finally get to stop pretending.

You start in this weird in-between place that feels like somebody smashed their porn folder and their old Cartoon Network memories into one savefile and hit shuffle. There’s a cube, some ancient thing locked inside, and for some reason the only way to deal with it is flirting, corrupting, and fucking your way across different shows. Logic? Zero. But it kinda works. One moment you’re arguing with a redhead devil girl in a school hallway, next moment you’re on that crappy reality-show island with the wind blowing and a girl in shorts pretending she’s not checking you out while you fumble dialogue options like an idiot.

The whole thing plays like one of those old point and click flash games, but with that AI art twist. Sometimes the girls look insanely hot, like “I need a minute” hot, especially when the game decides to focus on those big tits and long hair and soft lips around your cock. Then suddenly one frame later the angle is weird and you’re like, did she just change artists mid-blowjob? Still, when Rias drops on her knees in that school corridor and starts giving you slow oral while the text pretends this is all part of some great romance prophecy, yeah, I forgot about the awkward bits fast. Same with Raven, when you finally push corruption far enough and she goes from moody and closed off to staring at you with glowing eyes while she sits on your lap in her tower, grinding slowly, mumbling something about forbidden magic like that’s not the least believable part of the scene.

What I liked most is how the crossover stuff never tries to be sensible. You jump from high school corridors with devils and contracts, to Teen Titans tower with moody half-demon girl meditating, to that cheap Total Drama camp full of dumb drama. One minute you’re picking romance choices like a good boy, trying to make Starfire blush, the next you’re picking the dirtiest option just to see how far the corruption tag goes. There’s this moment with Gwen on the island, late at “night”, when you finally push her just enough and she lets you pin her against a tree, half pissed, half turned on, and the game gives you this messy AI CG of her trying to act like she doesn’t want it while her body clearly does. It feels wrong in exactly the way this kind of parody is supposed to. And yeah, the pacing is all over the place, sometimes scenes drag, sometimes the point and click bits are clunky as fuck, sometimes the romance tries to be serious then jumps straight into hentai-level filth like you flipped a switch by accident. But I still kept a backup of my save on Google Drive and another one on Mega, because losing progress when you’re two choices away from turning a shy cartoon girl into your eager cocksleeve is pain I’m not repeating. Anyway, it’s messy, horny, kind of broken, and I’ll absolutely keep following updates. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Guy dies, wakes up, and instead of some holy light or boring reincarnation farm, he basically gets told, “Congrats, you’re the horny ghost janitor of this city now.” That’s the whole vibe of Waifus Exorcist. You wander around this weird mix of spooky alleys and cozy anime-style rooms, chasing curses that usually live inside women with insane curves and even worse life choices. One moment you’re talking to a sad widow with tits so big they look like they could trap a spirit on their own, next moment you’re arguing with a smug ghost girl who keeps teasing you and moaning on purpose just to see you lose focus. The game leans hard into this silly “I’m supposed to be a professional exorcist but I keep getting distracted by ass” thing, and honestly it kind of works. You try to be serious, but then there’s a MILF in yoga pants bending over because a demon is stuck “back there” and you’re like, yeah alright, holy ritual time, sure.

Story feels like someone mashed up a horny anime parody with a ghost dating app. You meet all these waifus and half of them are alive, half are dead, and the game doesn’t really care which is which as long as you’re flirting. There’s this one ghost who’s literally more romantic than any of the living girls, she’s shy, floating in your room at night, whispering in your ear while her translucent boobs kinda push through your chest in a super weird but hot way. Then you switch scenes and the tone just drops into comedy, like a cursed influencer who wants you to “exercise” her demon by grabbing her ass while she pretends it’s some sacred ritual. Sex scenes play out like rewards for picking the right dialogue and not being a total idiot, and they go pretty far: thigh jobs with ghost legs phasing in and out, a possessed girl grinding on you while you chant, a stacked MILF who keeps asking if this position is really “part of the purification”. It’s not subtle. At all. And it shouldn’t be.

What I actually liked, weirdly, is how this prototype feels rough in a kind of charming way. Some transitions just cut off, some routes feel like they’re missing a beat, and there’s one scene where a scary buildup suddenly jumps straight into tits in your face with almost no warning. It should feel broken, but it ends up funny. You click through a quiet horror moment, eerie music, cursed corridor, then boom, cartoon ass taking the whole screen, and your serious exorcist just turns into a horny idiot again. Choices sometimes pretend to be deep but you can tell half of them are just different ways to arrive at the same sex CG. I picked the “respectful” option with one ghost, trying to be nice, and she still ended up riding me while talking about unfinished business. The romance is kind of sweet in spots, then undercut by dumb jokes, like a ghost girl blushing about holding hands and two minutes later she’s begging you to keep fucking her so she doesn’t “slip back to the other side.” It’s trashy, it’s horny, it’s all over the place, and that’s kind of the fun of it.

Phil is that horny old landlord your mom told you to never trust, except here you actually want to see what kind of trouble he gets into. The game throws you into his shitty boarding house right when he lost everything: money, status, and his precious title of “universe top fucker” or whatever his ego calls it. Instead of some epic heroic story, you kinda shuffle around his house like a nosy ghost with a boner, peeking into rooms, catching girls in half-dressed moments, and poking your nose where it really shouldn’t go. First time I walked past Helga’s door and heard that muffled buzzing sound? Yeah, I knew it was a toy, but still clicked like a goblin. You catch her, pants around her knees, toy shining with lube, cheeks red as hell, and the game just lets you sit in that weird “am I being a bastard right now?” feeling. Accessibility wise, though, man, small text, tiny UI buttons, that pale font on a light background crap, like they hate everyone with bad eyesight. I had to lean closer to my screen like an old man myself.

Phil is clearly a pervert, they don’t even pretend otherwise. He sniffs panties, spies through doors, “accidentally” bumps into teens in towels, gets horny over MILFs like Olga and Layla, and the whole house is basically one long excuse to be a voyeur. Some moments are surprisingly funny, like when you catch Phoebe bending over and the camera angle is just pure “big ass appreciation”, no shame at all, with Phil’s inner monologue going from poetic to totally filthy in half a second. Then you jump into this mafia subplot and it feels like the game suddenly remembered it has a story. You go meet these ridiculous mob guys while still thinking about how to grope somebody in the hallway without getting slapped. It’s messy, but in a way that fits Phil’s brain. I kept wishing they had more proper options for people who can’t use mouse well, like keyboard navigation or at least bigger hitboxes on some of the tiny icons, but yeah, doubt they’ll ever bother. At one point I even tried to tab through things like I do in Chrome, and of course, nope.

The parody side is kinda unhinged. They just look at “Hey Arnold” and go, “yeah, we’re horny now,” and suddenly you’re dealing with Helga and friends but aged up, turned gloriously hentai, boobs way too big for any back, and asses made for screenshots. It’s weird, slightly cursed, and that’s kinda the charm. One scene with Ronda teasing you in the corridor, slowly backing up against Phil, grinding that thick ass on him while pretending she didn’t notice he’s hard, stuck with me way longer than the plot twist about who ruined his life. Anal scenes pop up more like rewards than story, but when they happen, they’re not shy: spit, toys, Phil grunting like his back is about to give out. Tabbing through menus though? No proper highlight, no screen reader cues, nothing. If you use stuff like NVDA or even basic Windows zoom, it feels like you’re fighting the game more than enjoying it. Still, you walk away remembering Phil’s stupid grin when he finally gets his hands on those panties he wanted from the start, and how disgustingly proud he looks. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Chainsaw Love feels like somebody took a horny fever dream about Chainsaw Man, shoved it into a cheap mobile visual novel format and then accidentally made it way more fun than it has any right to be. You’re in this weird building at night, everything kinda quiet and tense, and then it’s just you and these three women who could absolutely ruin your life in the best and worst ways. It’s not trying to be classy. This thing is a dating sim where Love and Lust are basically your scoreboard, and half the time you’re pretending to care about conversation just so you can push those numbers high enough to see what happens when the clothes start to vanish. And yeah, the girls are exactly who you think they are: Himeno being all messy and dangerous and a little broken, Power acting like a horny goblin with big tits and zero shame, and Makima with that cold smile that makes you feel like you’re both pet and toy.

What I like is how low-key the whole thing is. You’re not running around, no big map, no grinding nonsense, just that building, those girls, and your choices. One minute you’re picking a “Talk” option where you’re trying to say something normal, like a decent human, the next you’re clicking “Flirt” and suddenly she’s leaning in, asking if you’re really that bold or just stupid. When I picked a more pervy answer with Himeno, she laughed, called me out, then still gave me this sloppy, half-drunken blowjob scene that looked like it came straight out of some cursed ai cg generator in the sexiest way. It’s rough, not perfect, but somehow that makes it hotter. Like, it feels wrong, but you still keep tapping. Power’s stripping parts are stupid and amazing at the same time: she talks big, throws her clothes off like it’s nothing, then complains about something random while she’s on her knees. I swear at one point I was supposed to feel romantic, and instead I was just laughing while also fully turned on.

The Lust gates are kind of annoying sometimes. You want to jump straight into oral or a special scene and the game is like “nah, you didn’t flirt enough, go talk more first”. But then you get a little hooked, trying to find the exact dialog chain that makes Makima drop her fake kindness and go full predator on you. Those moments where your choice actually flips the mood are the best: one wrong line and she treats you like a clueless dog; hit the right vibe and she gets close, makes you feel lucky, then reminds you she’s in control while she’s using your mouth or body for her own fun. The art is that ai 2dcg stuff that sometimes looks slightly cursed if you stare too hard, but when she’s swallowing you in some dim room and the camera is just focused on lips, tongue, spit, and those eyes, you stop caring real fast. I kinda wish there were more tiny reactions, like different lines if you fail, but whatever, I still keep replaying trying to unlock that one variation I probably imagined. Chainsaw Love is messy, horny, stupid, hot, and surprisingly cozy to open in a browser on your phone when you’re supposed to be doing something else.

Country of the rising sun, huh. This thing basically hands you a horny isekai fantasy and then laughs at you while you pretend you came here “for the culture”. You land there as this average dude, not an overpowered hero or anything, just some guy who suddenly keeps meeting girls who look like every waifu you ever liked on Pixiv, but with big jiggly tits that actually move when they walk. It feels like somebody smashed together a bunch of anime worlds, added a low-key romance VN, then went “yeah, let him fuck them all, why not”. You jump from one place to another like a lazy tourist: city streets, shrines, school vibes, all that, and each spot somehow has another girl who wants your attention, your time, and eventually your dick. There’s actual sandbox structure, not that fake “choice” stuff, so you wander around, open the phone map, check who is free, maybe stalk your favorite waifu for new events, then suddenly end up balls-deep in a scene because you clicked at the “wrong” time.

Feels a bit like juggling tabs in Chrome on mobile: Telegram notification, Pornhub running in background, and this game sitting there like “hey, don’t you wanna continue that romance route with the clumsy big-boob teacher who falls on your face every second scene?” And yeah, the game is horny, but it also throws jokes everywhere. Some are stupid in a good way, some are just stupid. You can go from a sweet date at night, with some actually nice romantic build up, to a scene where she’s riding you so hard the only thing you can think is “my screen is going to fall from my hand”. The animated sex is shameless: tits bouncing, butt shots, wet pussy, vaginal close-ups with your cock sliding in slow, all that good stuff. Sometimes it looks hot as fuck, sometimes a facial expression is weird and you kinda laugh, but you still keep clicking, because you know the next route will probably have that perfect angle you use for one-handed “research”. I got stuck once trying to trigger a specific scene because the game wanted a certain time and location combo and I was half-asleep on my phone; annoyed the hell out of me and I still kept going. That’s the curse: you tell yourself “I just check one more event”, then the game drops a new waifu with giant boobs who calls you senpai in a shy voice and suddenly you’re grinding her affection like it’s a gacha game, waiting for the next animated vaginal scene like a degenerate tourist who accidentally found heaven in a side alley.

This thing is like someone smashed a horny RWBY fanfic into a scrappy little Ren’Py project, forgot to clean it up, then went “ah fuck it, I’ll upload it.” And I mean that in a kinda good way. It’s Ruby and Cardin, which already sounds like crack ship energy, but it actually leans into that messed up vibe instead of pretending it’s some sweet vanilla school romance. You get this slow slide from awkward school tension into “wait, why is my body reacting to this asshole” and yeah, it goes all the way. It’s not shy. The sex scenes really feel like fanfic scenes that were written first, then someone built the VN around them. Ruby’s still Ruby, just way more confused and horny and way less heroic. Cardin is… Cardin. Big, dumb, aggressive presence in every scene, like the kind of dude you’d mute in Valorant voice chat, and then suddenly you’re reading him pinning Ruby to a bed and your brain just goes “oh.”

What really sticks is one of the early scenes where the game stops pretending it’s just teasing. They’re alone after some stupid school thing, Cardin crowds into her personal space, and it has this ugly-hot energy. Ruby’s trying to stand up for herself, snapping back at him, but every insult just makes him push more, closer, rougher. Then you hit that CG and it’s her flushed, eyes wide, not sure if she wants to punch him or grab him. It’s like watching a ship you’d normally call cursed suddenly click in your brain. Later on there’s this moment with Ruby on her knees, cheeks streaked, and the writing actually goes into her thoughts like “why do I like this” instead of just turning her into brainless porn drone, which I kinda respect. It’s messy and dark and not exactly “healthy” but it feels like something from those old AO3 fics you’d read in secret on your phone. Music is straight from Pixabay and you can absolutely tell, but it somehow makes it funnier. Like you’re in this filthy scene and the track in the background sounds like royalty-free YouTube vlog music, and your brain just short circuits. The art swings between “oh, this looks nice” and “ok, yeah, AI did this” especially on some faces if you stare too long. I spent way too much time trying to figure out why Cardin’s expression in one shot looked like he just remembered he left the oven on. Menus are barebones, transitions kinda clunky, but it all weirdly fits. It’s like finding someone’s secret porn side project on itch and realizing, shit, they really poured their kinks into this. Not polished, not subtle, a bit broken in the head, but very honest about what it wants: Ruby, ruined by a guy she should absolutely not be anywhere near, and you sitting there, clicking “next” even while saying “I’m only checking this out for research.”

This one hits different, in a really fucked up, kinda hot way. You’re this clown guy, right, supposed to be the “haha funny jester” for everyone, but your brain is wired wrong for that. You literally can’t lie. Not even a little. No white lies, no “oh yeah honey your ass doesn’t look fat in that outfit” kind of stuff. So every time some stacked girl with huge tits leans in and goes “be honest, what do you think about my costume?” you have to drop the truth like a brick. And the game actually lets you do it. You pick the answer and instead of the usual smooth flirting, you end up telling her how you’ve been staring at her ass for the last ten minutes and imagining how it bounces if she rode you on that crappy sofa in the backstage room. She gets flustered, angry, horny, all at once. And it works way better than it should.

The tone is this weird mix of “the world is shit” and “also everyone around you is fuckable.” You’re stuck in this circus / showbiz hellhole with monster girls and weird performers, a bunch of them with ridiculous curves that make you lose focus on the actual plot. There’s this one scene where a demon-looking girl with horns and a tail is supposed to rehearse a romantic act with you. She wants a fake heroic declaration and some cheesy line and you can’t do it, so you just tell her straight that you mostly agreed to the rehearsal because you wanted to see her tits without the stupid sequins bra. Game doesn’t fade to black, it lets the moment breathe. She gets offended, then curious, then sits on your lap and asks you exactly what you want her to do. And since you can’t lie, you basically describe how you want her to grind on you slowly while you jerk her tail like a handle. It’s honestly hot as fuck because the MC keeps saying things a normal porn protagonist never says out loud. Less “my beloved” and more “your ass is driving me insane, turn around and let me watch it while you touch yourself.”

What I really liked is how the humor works with the sex. A lot of adult games just spam stupid “haha boob” jokes. Here it’s more like, the jokes come from how brutally honest the guy is, and people still get horny anyway. You’re in the dressing room, you catch one of the girls masturbating, she tries to come up with excuses, like “I was practicing!” or some shit, and you just bluntly describe the way her fingers were moving on her clit, the wet sounds, the way her thighs were shaking. Instead of playing it cool, you admit you’ve been watching from the door for a full minute, dick hard, not saying anything because you wanted to see how long she could last. She goes red but you can see she likes that someone actually paid that much attention. The romance sneaks in under all the filth. When you tell a girl, in this game, that you want to fuck her, it’s not some smooth line. You confess you’re scared she might leave, or that you feel small next to her big perfect body, or that you’re addicted to the way she rides you and you hate how much power that gives her. That honesty, mixed with giant boobs and big asses in your face, does something in the brain. Mostly the lower part. My only stupid complaint is this tiny UI button at the corner that looks slightly crooked and it annoys the hell out of me every time I click, but anyway, you get these moments where the harem stuff almost feels “earned” because every route means surviving the awkward, way-too-real shit first, and I kinda love that.