GUPP die Film feels like someone took a war movie, a horny school comedy, and a very specific porn search history, shook it all together and then forgot to clean it up. In a good way. Well, mostly good. You’re dropped into this weird “parallel to the original show” thing, where everybody acts like you already know all the memes from Panzussy, and if you don’t, tough shit, you’ll learn on the fly. One moment you’re watching tanks roll and uniforms move, next moment you’re staring straight into a futa officer’s cock in POV while she tells you you’re her special little virgin toy who is absolutely not allowed to cum yet. The tone whiplash is kind of the charm. The girls are ridiculous on purpose: big tits, big asses, school setting but with that twisted “sensei, this is so illegal” vibe, like the whole academy is just an excuse for them to line you up and see which hole they want first. It starts almost cute, then the animated scenes hit, and suddenly you’re getting footjob and handjob back to back and trying to remember what the plot was even about. I liked that. Then I hated it. Then I liked it again. Classic porn brain.

The best part for me is how the game treats you like the universe’s most confused virgin. You’re technically in the story, POV glued right behind the eyes of this poor bastard (or poor girl, depending how you headcanon it) who just wanted to get through school and instead ends up in this soft harem of predators. Female domination all over the place. They push you against tanks, against desks, against each other. One commander type makes you kneel while she explains “tactics,” then rewards you with slow oral and it turns into deep, messy throat action while her boot presses your chest. Another scene, a futa big-sister figure in uniform makes you lick her balls first, then sits on your face and calls it discipline. There’s vaginal sex that actually feels like a payoff, not just “insert scene A into slot B.” By the time a stacked tank girl rides you raw and fills you with creampie just because you dared to look at someone else’s ass, you kinda accept that yeah, this world is broken on purpose. They tease harem structure but it’s more like everyone owns you and you’re pretending you still have choices. I wish there was less sudden camera cutting in some of the animated bits, it pulls you out of the moment for half a second, especially when the footjob suddenly zooms to a weird angle and you lose that “I’m actually here” feeling. But then a smug futa commander wipes her cum off your lips with her thumb, calls you “good pet,” and you forget you were annoyed at anything at all.

Imagine waking up from a shitty nap and suddenly you’re on this shiny-ass space ship, no idea how you got there, surrounded by nine girls who all look like someone fed hentai tropes into ChatGPT and then cranked the boobs slider to max. That’s Simon’s life now. Mine too, kinda. The vibe is like someone took Mass Effect, removed 90% of the serious plot, added 200% more tits and facial expressions that would probably break your jaw in real life. Every corridor on that ship feels like a horny TikTok thirst trap that never ends. You walk down a hallway and boom, one monster girl with slime on all the wrong/right places, next turn it’s some stacked space officer pretending she doesn’t love when you stare while she “adjusts her uniform”. The game is very self aware, it keeps roasting itself for being cliché, then instantly throws you into another “oops I fell on your dick” situation like it learned absolutely nothing.

What I liked a lot is how the teasing is baked into the flow. It’s not just click to see boobs, click again for creampie, done. Sometimes you’re in the middle of this “save the universe” nonsense and suddenly you’re locked in a room with a half-alien girl who insists this weird glowing machine is a “compatibility scanner” but, like, she’s already half naked before you can ask a single question. Or that one scene where you’re supposed to do a serious briefing, giant hologram galaxy behind you, but your brain is just gone because one of the crew is in a skin-tight suit that leaves absolutely nothing to imagination, and the game keeps giving you dialogue options that make you choose between acting like a captain or acting like a thirsty little shit. I always pick thirsty then complain internally. That’s how cam life prepared me for this, by the way. Juggling horny and pretending to be professional on webcam? Same energy. I swear one of the girls could be my regular from Chaturbate, the way she keeps doing full ahegao and pretending it’s “for research”. Yeah babe, same research I do with my Lovense when someone drops a big tip on OnlyFans.

The sex scenes themselves hit pretty hard. There are a lot of “oh fuck, I might get caught” moments that make it extra hot. Like fucking behind some half-open door while the rest of the crew is walking past, or getting pushed up against a glass panel inside the ship so anyone in space theoretically could see. Creampies are treated like they’re solving world hunger, everyone’s very proud of your dick. Sometimes too proud. There’s a monster girl scene where you’re basically being milked and I was like, this is too much, I hate it, don’t stop. The humor is dumb, in that good, horny-brain-on-Twitter way, with stupid one-liners and meme references that made me roll my eyes then laugh. The game also loves to cut away at the rudest moments. You’re about to nut and suddenly it jumps to some random sci fi nonsense about saving galaxies, like an annoying ad on Pornhub. Then five seconds later you’re back in another cabin with another set of giant tits bouncing in zero gravity, which doesn’t even make sense physically but whatever, I’m not here to fact check NASA. I wish they’d let the emotional parts breathe more, but honestly if they did, I’d probably just skip them to get to the next shameless exhibitionist scene, so maybe it’s fine the way it is and I’m lying to myself.

Himeno hits different here. Not the usual “hey big boy, click next for boobies” kind of thing. She shows up like a hangover you actually want: one eye covered, half-smile that looks kind of tired, kind of horny, and you just know she’s going to drag you into some shit you’re not ready for. The game starts pretty chill, mission talk, devils, work stuff, like a cheap copy of Chainsaw Man you found on some sketchy site, but then she leans closer, asks a question that sounds harmless, and suddenly your dialogue options are all flirting and poor life choices. I picked the joking reply first, just to see, and she laughed in that “I’ll break you if I feel like it” way. You can feel the romance side slowly crawling in between all the dirty teasing and smoking. And yeah, there is full-on hentai stuff here, not just fade-to-black tease. When you finally get her alone, the CG hits hard: her shirt half open, that eyepatch catching light, her body language switching from lazy mentor to hungry woman who decided you’re tonight’s stress relief. The creampie scene caught me off guard because the build up is actually slow and talky, she keeps this playful but slightly broken tone while you’re choosing how rough, how honest, how loyal you want to be, and then, bam, you’re deep in her, her nails digging in and she just pulls you closer instead of pushing away. No “are you sure” bullshit, she just owns it, owns you, and the game fully shows it.

What I liked more is that the story actually tries a little. Not a masterpiece, but there are branches that feel like hidden routes instead of just “good / bad / neutral.” On one path I kept acting like a proper devil hunter, trying to stay serious, thinking this will give me some noble romance ending. Instead she gets weirdly distant, still horny but using sex like a way to forget work stuff, and that last scene where she rides you, kisses you too long, then looks away after the creampie, that one hurt more than I expected from a porn VN. And another time I just went full degenerate, picking every dirty choice, pushing her buttons every chance I got, and that unlocked this secretly soft scene where she is drunk, head in your lap, rambling about how she doesn’t expect to live long, asking you to “stick around anyway.” It’s still explicit, she ends up sucking you off mid-ramble, drool and mascara a mess, but they sneak in this feeling that she is clinging to you like her last little bit of warmth. The AI-style CG is a bit inconsistent though, sometimes her boobs look slightly different size from one frame to the next and it annoyed me probably more than it should. I kept noticing one background ashtray that changed color between scenes too, and now I can’t unsee it. There are a couple of “choices” that don’t really do anything except change one line, which is kind of lazy, but I still clicked every single one like a monkey pressing the dopamine button. Also the game pretends you have only two obvious routes, but there is this not-so-obvious mix path where you act flirty but loyal and she stops joking for one second during penetration and whispers something that felt weirdly intimate, like she forgot you’re just her junior. I wish we had one proper jealous scene with other girls, but the focus stays on her and her alone, which is annoying and also exactly why I kept replaying. It’s messy, horny, romantic, sometimes too talky, sometimes straight-up porn with a thin excuse, all at the same time.

Gohan is honestly such a dork here and that is kind of what makes the whole thing hot. He’s supposed to be this big hero of Earth, right, but the game throws him into this mess where instead of punching villains he’s basically tripping over his own dick around every woman in his orbit. One moment he’s trying to act serious, talk about “responsibility” and “training,” next moment he’s staring straight at a pair of huge tits pressed into his face and the only thing he’s training is his stamina. The whole vibe feels like some horny fanfic that grew legs and decided it wants you to click on everything. It’s not shy at all: asses in your face, tight outfits that look like they’d explode if Gohan breathes too close, and the camera really loves when characters bend over. Half the scenes feel like they exist just to show off curves bouncing, and honestly, it works. Android 18 shows up like some wet dream with that cold stare that says “I’m above this” while her body is absolutely, very clearly, not above anything. You start talking to her and suddenly you’re neck deep in teasing, butt shots, and that slow “are we really gonna do this?” build up that of course ends with you fucking her like a horny idiot who forgets anyone else exists.

What I liked is how the game pretends to be about “romance” but it keeps shoving you into situations where being faithful is basically a joke. You try to be a good guy, then the next screen some MILF with giant tits leans in, her shirt open way too much, asks a “harmless” favor, and you know you’re not walking out with your pants still on. There’s that sandbox thing going on, you move around places, poke random events, suddenly a blowjob scene hits you when you just wanted to go train or something. Sometimes it annoyed me because I just wanted to see a quiet scene and the game is like, “Nope, here’s Gohan ramming some big ass against the wall.” But then I kept clicking anyway, like an idiot. Sex scenes are very in your face: you get pussy, you get anal, you get bodies shaking and Gohan using his super strength for basically the worst possible reason and the best one at same time. It’s rough sometimes, then slow, then back to rough, like the game can’t decide if Gohan is a sweet boyfriend or a total sex gremlin. It feels a little messy, but it kind of matches him trying to “explore life” and just ending up buried in a harem of women who really shouldn’t all want him, but here we are. The whole thing is horny, shameless, and a little stupid in a fun way, like watching a long dumb hentai parody with just enough “adventure” to pretend you’re not here only for the banging.

Hope is supposed to feel heroic, right? Shining armor, holy blade, save the world, all that Final Fantasy MMO stuff you whisper to yourself while scrolling through Tinder and pretending you’re not lonely as hell. Here you’re the big “Warrior of Light” who literally runs on emotions, which sounds cool until you realize you’ve basically edged your soul dry. You burned all your feelings like stamina potions, and now the only way to refill the tank is with “very positive” sensations. Yeah. That kind. It’s like going to therapy, but the therapist is a horny fantasy cast who low‑key wants to rail you, suck you, ride you or in some cases eat you because monster girls are apparently just normal now. The whole thing plays like a weird lovechild of a dating sim and an RPG, where half the time you’re clicking around like an old point and click adventure, and the other half you’re doing turn based combat that feels suspiciously like foreplay with health bars.

What actually got me was how the game just shrugs and goes “yeah, sex is literally your power source” and never apologizes. You’re exhausted from your last quest and instead of grinding goblins you’re grinding, well, other stuff. One scene you’re sitting in some cozy fantasy inn room, and a girl who’s supposed to be your serious comrade is acting all professional while slowly jerking you off in this slow handjob that somehow turns into a heartfelt talk about responsibility. She’s praising your “bravery” with her mouth full a minute later and you’re thinking, this is stupid, and also I relate way too hard. Then there’s this super smug mage who offers “experimental therapy”, which is just code for bending you over a desk and going for anal while lecturing you about magical theory like she’s a horny Duolingo owl. And the game just treats it like a normal buff scene: “you gained +2 resilience” after getting absolutely wrecked. Made me laugh harder than it should. I kept waiting for my phone to buzz with a Telegram message or a Discord ping, but no, just me, this fantasy clinic, and an elf who somehow turns an oral session into a damn job interview. There’s lesbian stuff too, like two girls using you as a fancy toy while they focus more on each other, and you’re kind of just there, moaning in the middle, and it still counts as your “recovery training”. One monster girl with way too many teeth offers a “kiss”, I misclicked, and suddenly I’m in a scene that feels like a hentai parody of a boss fight where the only command that matters is “don’t cum yet” and of course I lost that turn.

The humor hits close to home, painfully so. The game keeps joking about hope and destiny while you’re basically on a sex-cation because you can’t handle your own feelings without someone stroking them out of you. There’s a route with a male character that the game just drops on you so casually that I actually respected it, even though the first time he leaned in I mashed mouse buttons like I was trying to close a pop‑up ad on Pornhub. Still ended up in a very intense “training” session where he’s teaching you how to control Dynamis, and you suddenly realize the rhythm he’s talking about is not combat related at all. Some scenes are wonderfully romantic, like slow, patient vaginal sex in a starlit field that feels almost too soft for a porn game, and then the next one is raw, dirty oral in a supply closet with jokes about potion viscosity that made me hate myself for laughing. I wish the game didn’t repeat certain moans and lines so much, but here I am replaying that one little moment where a knight girl blushes before she asks if “using your mouth as a scabbard counts as training”. It doesn’t fix my empty DMs on WhatsApp, or the fact that my real dating life has less turn based combat and more instant defeat, but at least here my emotional burnout actually gets me laid instead of just sending me back to scrolling through Hinge in silence.

I kinda forgot how messy this game gets until I replayed it last month on my old phone just to check if the new update finally fixed the looping animation bug (it didn’t, it’s just slower now). Somewhere between mind-controlling Tsunade and watching Hinata’s face freeze mid–uh, scene–I stopped caring about the bugs, to be honest. There’s a weird comfort in how it refuses to behave. It feels like fanfiction that grew sentient and horny, then refused to take any advice. The story jumps everywhere, first you’re plotting power restoration, next you’re in a completely different timeline, suddenly naked Temari shows up like it’s totally natural. The lines between plot and porn melt so quick it's almost funny. And the moans - they reused the same voice clip for at least three characters, I swear. I’d complain but somehow that repetition turned strangely endearing.

What surprises me more each time is how the corruption mechanic sneaks in with that soft glow thing - it looks almost sweet until it isn’t. The transition from flirting to absolute control is too fast but then again, that’s the point I guess. I keep thinking I’ll feel something moral about it, but by the time Sakura’s bending into the scene, that thought’s gone. There’s this one bit with Shizune, candles everywhere, she’s supposed to be resisting but the animation’s looping so long it becomes hypnotic. It’s supposed to be erotic but ends up giving me mild existential pause. I love that about it though; the awkward contradictions. Like Karui’s route - it’s a mess of domination, soft giggles, and what feels like accidentally deep emotional beats.

And yet people still mod it like crazy. Someone on Reddit added voice reactions that are somehow worse and better at once. Custom outfits, too - some genius replaced all the tools in the toy scenes with ramen ladles (don’t ask). It’s trashy, doomed, and completely unashamed. That raw edge, that little flicker between dirty parody and accidental intimacy… maybe that’s why I keep coming back. Or maybe I’m just chasing the glitch that freezes Tsunade’s breasts mid-bounce because honestly that’s art.

Lucio opens this shiny new casino in the middle of nowhere classy and trashy at the same time and it already feels like trouble. The whole place smells like fresh carpet, cheap champagne and perfume that’s trying way too hard. You’re not some faceless ghost here, you are him, the guy who smiles like he owns the room and then quietly panics because the numbers in the back office look terrible. The poker tables are the center of everything. Every hand you play is not just about chips, it’s a slow undressing of power, of clothing, of dignity sometimes. You sit across from a redhead with tits barely contained by a glitter dress, and she calls your bluff with a lazy grin, leans forward, and the neckline does half the talking. Suddenly you’re not thinking about odds, you’re thinking about how many pieces of fabric she is still wearing and which one you want on the floor first. And then you misclick, because of course you do, and lose the pot you should have won. I will not forgive that misclick, by the way.

The whole thing is wrapped in this goofy romance vibe that refuses to take itself too seriously. One minute a girl is teasing you about your poker face, the next she basically climbs into your lap if you play your cards right. They flirt in a way that’s crass, funny, affectionate and clearly written by someone who actually likes women, not just bodies. Still, sometimes the humor hits like a drunk uncle at a wedding, trying to be edgy and landing on “eh.” But then you’re chatting with this shy dealer who’s secretly into risky bets, and she switches from blushing to asking if you’re brave enough to “raise” her in a very non-casino way, and it kinda makes up for it. There are moments where the game almost becomes a lecture in gender performance, without ever using that word, like when the tough-as-nails pit boss lets you see her softer side only when she is half naked and half joking and you realize she’s using the whole casino floor as armor. Then again, sometimes the writing just wants to show you big tits in a tight dress and doesn’t pretend otherwise. Fair.

What I really liked, strangely, is how the strip teasing is tied to risk. You push your luck, they push those clothes down. You’re not just clicking “next sex scene,” you’re flirting, losing, seducing, fucking up. During one poker game with the redhead, I intentionally played a stupid hand just to see if she'd mock me. She did. Then she slid her straps off anyway, called it a “pity reward,” and somehow that felt hotter than winning. The harem angle is there, of course, women orbiting you like you’re the sun with a solid dick, but they’re not just silent prizes. They talk back, they negotiate, they demand better tips, they roll their eyes when you act like a horny idiot. From a gender studies brain, it’s messy as hell: objectification everywhere, but the objects keep talking and steering the wheel. Does it make sense politically? Not really. Is it sexy when you’re half-focused and a little tired from work? Yeah. The casino setting gives a nice excuse for consent as a negotiation of stakes: “If you win this hand, I’ll take it off.” Super simple, very old fantasy, but it hits. I just wish one of them had smaller boobs, honestly. Variety is a thing. But the game doesn’t care what I want, and maybe that stubbornness is part of its charm.

Ash finally gets to be a horny idiot instead of a pure shonen hero in this one, and honestly, that alone sold me. The game takes that familiar “boy with pokeballs and way too much optimism” thing and twists it into a mix of goofy parody and very explicit tension with Sarena. It feels like somebody watched the anime, got frustrated that all flirting there is basically at kindergarten level, and then wrote fanfic with a puzzle minigame, combat encounters, and a lot of naked ambition. The tone jumps between genuine romance and straight up pervy stupidity in a way that should not work, but somehow it does. One second you get a surprisingly tender scene where Ash is actually looking at Sarena like she’s a real person, asking what she wants from their future, and five minutes later you’re solving a stupid sliding tile puzzle so he can “accidentally” walk in while she’s changing. The game keeps using these little puzzles to gate horny scenes, which sounds annoying, but it keeps the pacing from turning into a porn slideshow. Well, mostly. Sometimes it still feels like a porn slideshow with extra steps.

What really caught my linguist brain is the dirty talk. You can tell this script was written by someone who is not a native English speaker, but instead of killing the mood, it becomes part of the charm. There are these lines like “I will train your body like I trained my pokemon” where you go “ok that is objectively cringe” while at the same time getting weirdly turned on because it fits this dumb, overconfident Ash so well. He swears more than you ever hear from him in any official thing, and when he slips and calls Sarena his “special partner in combat and love,” the English is slightly off, but it feels honest. Sarena’s lines are softer and then suddenly filthy, like she has been holding back for ten seasons and now she is just done. There is a scene where she whispers that she wants to “catch every part of you,” and it sounds wrong grammatically, but the timing and the expressions in the CGs hit hard. The 3D style looks a bit plastic sometimes, yet her blush, the way she bites her lip, it matches the broken English in a way that makes the whole thing feel almost too personal, like reading someone’s secret horny notebook that should not be online but thankfully is. The combat parts are just simple enough that you do not hate them, with some funny parody moments thrown in when a pokemon basically cockblocks the scene. I kind of wish the puzzles had a “skip” option, but they do not, and I am not getting over that anytime soon. Still, when the happy ending hits and these two idiots finally stop pretending they are just trainer and performer and actually fuck like people who have been eye-fucking each other across battlefields for years, all the weird phrasing, the goofy humor, the sudden tenderness, it clicks into something strangely satisfying and very, very dirty.

The first thing this game did to me was make me choke on my coffee when the “clinic intake form” asked if I prefer my futa nurse to pin me to the exam table or “gently coax a sample” out of me. No build up, no fake politeness, just straight to the kind of medical questionnaire Pornhub wishes it had. It looks like some weird mix of sex clinic and HR disaster, and I mean that as a compliment. You’re this young guy who signs up to work in a special futa healthcare center, and from the first “checkup” it’s obvious nobody is here only for science. The game likes to pretend it’s about professional ethics for maybe five minutes, then suddenly you’re in a tiny exam room with a milf futa doctor with massive tits, a cock that absolutely should count as a third arm, and a very personal idea of “physical”. She’s talking about “circulation” while her hand is already on your dick, and you can’t even be mad because the animation when she strokes you is just unfair. It’s not Hollywood-level, but the dev really knows how to loop a handjob so it looks desperate and messy instead of clean and boring.

What I really liked is how every “medical procedure” keeps escalating from teasing to full-on porn logic. One moment the nurse is checking your reflexes, next moment she has your pants halfway down, her shaft pressing against your ass while she asks if anal penetration might “reduce your stress levels”. There’s this one scene where you’re supposed to help collect “futanari hormone samples” and it turns into a small orgy in the staff room. Interracial futa with a dark-skinned amazon body, the ice-queen white coat doctor, and one shy futa intern who looks like she learned sex entirely from hentai. You get to choose who you help first, and I picked the shy one. She starts masturbating awkward, trying not to moan, then you grab her hips and suddenly she’s grinding your cock while leaking all over your stomach. The camera angle hangs just long enough on the groping, hands on those huge tits, before shifting to her cock sliding against yours. It’s clumsy, a bit stiff, sometimes the facial expressions are off, but that actually makes it more honest? Like watching somebody’s horny Blender folder instead of a corporate product.

The corruption in it is also fun. At first you pretend to be the good boy, doing your “job”, taking vitals, listening to heartbeats, ignoring that every futa in this building is basically walking porn. But choices slowly nudge you into different roles. You can lean more submissive, let the futa nurses push you around, spit in your mouth, sit on your face, pin you under them and use toys on your ass until you’re drooling and begging. Or you decide that if they’re going to treat you like a toy, you might as well return the favor, so you grab a futa by her uniform, slam her against the cabinet, and fuck her mouth while she jerks herself off. There’s even futa on futa moments where you kind of end up as the “assistant” holding toys, or licking where they tell you to, watching two futas fuck each other raw while you jerk in the corner like some pervert med student. The incest angle pops up in this super uncomfortable, totally hot way when a certain “guardian” character shows for a checkup and clearly has zero understanding of personal boundaries. I’m still annoyed you can’t adjust the text speed in one specific scene where the nurse is teasing you under the sheet with her foot, it stutters a bit and drove me nuts, but then she lifted the cover, took you in her mouth, and I kinda forgot I was mad. It’s that kind of game. Little janky, very horny, doesn’t pretend to be anything else.