The cutscene where Voluptas first appears is a mess. I mean that in a good way? Her boobs clip through her own divine robes, the Honey Select 2 lighting makes her look like she's standing under a flickering fluorescent tube in a basement, and her voice lines are pure cheese. But there's something about that unpolished, almost amateurish framing that makes the whole thing work. It feels like a fever dream, not a product. The animation studio in me screams about keyframe smoothing, but the degenerate in me just clicks through to the size control power. The power is literally a slider. You meet a girl, the dialogue is what you'd expect from a translated isekai fantasy, and then you get a UI element that lets you inflate her chest like a balloon. The first time you use it on the elf girl, the mesh stretches with this weird, unnatural deformation that's honestly more fascinating than any perfectly sculpted 3DCG model. It's janky, and that jank is the whole personality.

The sandbox loop is basically nonexistent. You wander, you talk, you fuck. The masturbation scenes are oddly detailed, the camera lingering on the protagonist's hand like it's the most important character model in the game. And then, during a spanking scene with the catgirl, the sound effect just... stops. No fade, no resolution. It's a bug, obviously. But it's the kind of bug that makes you laugh and then immediately forget as the next creampie scene loads with a breast expansion animation that looks like someone's first Blender tutorial. The harem building is just a checklist, but the oral sex animations have this one specific, sloppy tongue motion that feels weirdly authentic compared to the robotic vaginal sex loops.

The whole isekai setup is just an excuse, and the game knows it. The goddess gave you the power of size control, and you use it. That's it. The romance tag is a lie, it's just a series of escalating, messy, physics defying encounters. I wish there was a DLC that added some actual tension, maybe a rival with a shrinking power, or a scene where the expansion goes wrong and you have to deal with the consequences. Something to break the monotony of the slider. The jank is charming until it isn't, and then it's just a broken sound effect during a hand job and you're staring at a static image wondering why you're still clicking.

The loading screen itself looks like someone rendered it on a potato from 2014. Janky models, weird shadows that flicker if you tilt the camera wrong. But then the landlady bends over to pick up keys and suddenly I don't care about texture seams anymore. Those physics are doing overtime, the kind where tits move like they got their own gravitational field. It's a parody of some anime I half remember, doesn't matter, the point is you're a dude who inherits a house full of women who apparently have zero concept of personal space.

Spent twenty minutes just following the redhead around the kitchen. There's a groping mechanic that's basically just click and drag but the reactions are what got me. She'll swat your hand away three times then on the fourth she just sighs and leans into it. No logic, pure fantasy, the way these things should be. Found a monster girl in the basement later, some tentacle situation that wasn't even hinted at in the description. The sandbox part means you wander around triggering scenes, and half the time I trigger the same footjob animation three times because the UI feedback is nonexistent. Not complaining exactly, just saying.

The voyeur stuff works through keyholes and windows. Caught the milf character in the shower and the camera angle was so busted I could see inside her head model. Literally her eyeballs floating in void space. Still fapped. That's the whole review right there honestly. There's supposed to be some debt plot and dark secrets but I kept getting distracted by the harem management, which is really just a menu where you pick who to bother next. Wish the animations had more variety, you see the same loop a lot. But for five minutes on a crowded train with one earbud in, pretending to check email while the purple skinned girl does things that would get me arrested in seventeen countries? Yeah it works.

Ana’s garage looks like every cheap repair shop on Google Maps, until you notice the owner is a ripped blonde futa who can literally bend herself in half just to suck her own cock between oil changes. The game drops you right into her day: clock in, pop the hood, check the fluids, and half the time she’s harder than the wrenches she’s using. It’s half workplace grind, half “how long can I hold back before I shove my dick in my own mouth again,” and it actually feels more like a horny planner app than usual porn game. You’re managing jobs, money, and Ana’s need to sneak a dirty break in the storage room where the old tires are stacked like shitty, perverted cushions.

The structure is simple but somehow keeps dragging you along. A customer leaves, you get a bit of cash, and instead of rushing to upgrade tools you just… stare at Ana’s big tits squeezed under that work shirt and think, alright, one more “self checkup.” First time you time it wrong and trigger an autofellatio scene while a client is basically still walking away, it’s hilarious and kinda hot. She folds down from the waist in this almost gymnastic move, grabs her own ass to pull herself deeper, and you see that smug look like she’s more proud of this skill than of fixing an engine. The hand drawn art has this rough, dirty line quality that fits the whole mechanic fantasy, like grease smudged into the page. Sometimes the proportions go a bit funny on her ass or tits and I actually like it more for that, even if now and then her arm looks like it belongs on some other body. Whatever, it’s horny, not an anatomy lesson.

You bounce around the little sandbox routine: work, jerk, suck, repeat. There’s this nice moment when a long repair job ends, Ana’s covered in imaginary sweat, and instead of shower she just drops her pants right by the lift and gives herself a titfuck using her own cleavage, pushing her cock up so she can lick the tip, then goes full self suck like it’s just another line item on the to-do list. I kind of wish the business side punished you harder for wasting time on masturbation, but it also feels right that she can slack off and the world doesn’t crash. One thing that bugged me is a tiny UI thing when you click the job board and it moves half a pixel for no reason, I kept expecting it to do something clever and it never does. The oral scenes, though, save it every time: you get that perfect angle where she’s half under the workbench, balls pressed to her chin, her hands spread on those big hips. It’s ridiculous. It’s hot. It feels like someone took the simple fantasy “sexy mechanic futa” and just committed fully to the idea that she’d rather suck herself off than go home early. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

The first time I tried to Henshin my armor just sort of... fizzled. Like a party popper full of shame. Then this busty alien with three tits (two visible, one implied by the AI's weird hallucination on her ribcage) laughed at me and I knew this wasn't some polished kinetic novel. This is Orgivan. Cosmic sheriff. Deliberate retro trash. The AI CG is wild, man. Sometimes you get a goddess with thighs that could crush a small moon, rendered in this hyper glossy 3D that looks like a PS2 cutscene dipped in vaseline. Other times her hand melts into her own asscheek and you just gotta roll with it because that's the aesthetic. The groping scenes are everywhere. You're in a sandbox with a map and actual cities and I spent twenty minutes just clicking on a spaceport bartender's tits watching them jiggle with this weird, floaty physics delay. It's like the game is constantly asking "you horny or just curious about how broken this gets?" and the answer is always both.

The male protagonist, that's you, has this permanent half metal erection for justice. Literal. The writing by Lord Buttish is absurd. One minute you're getting a philosophical speech about karma from a synthetic nun with tits like overinflated beach balls, the next you're getting a sloppy oral scene from an enemy commander you just defeated. The vaginal sex scenes are animated in this choppy, almost stop motion way that somehow makes it hotter. Like a flipbook found in a VHS player that's been frying since 1989. There's multiple endings and the karma system actually remembers if you were a dick or not, which is wild for a game where you can just free roam and tease every NPC until they're wet. I wish the battle system had more depth but it won't. You just kind of mash and then sex happens.

I forgot to mention the big ass representation. It's significant. One character, I think her name was Zorblax or something, she's got an ass that the AI rendered with its own gravitational pull. The teasing mechanic where you can just... hover your half metal hand over zones and watch them squirm is chef's kiss. It's like a first date where she shows up in cosplay and won't stop quoting old tokusatsu shows. By the long term relationship phase you've accepted that sometimes her eyes will render on her forehead and you'll still want to see what happens when you select the "investigate with rigid sword" option. My neighbor's dog started barking during a particularly loud transformation sequence and I didn't even mute it. That's staying power.

The elf girl’s tits are massive, like two pale moons pushing against the glass of her tank. I spent maybe ten minutes just clicking to make the diver guy grope her through the water, the animation looping that slow squish. Felt like a degenerate on the bus, phone tilted away from the guy next to me reading his boring news app. You’re in this bunker, right, underwater, and there’s monster girls everywhere. The android chick has a panel on her back you gotta play a stupid wiring minigame to open, and if you mess up she just stares at you with those dead eyes. Frustrating as hell but then you finally get her shirt off and, well, worth the thumb cramp.

The whole thing is a point and click sandbox but also a puzzle adventure? I don’t know. You click around, fix broken pipes, some voyeur stuff where you peek through vents at the sci-fi elf lady polishing her... equipment. The art is 2D hand-drawn, really nice actually, but the animations are like three frames on a loop. Sometimes it feels unfinished on purpose, like a sketch that got out of hand. The music is trying to be all moody and deep but then you’re doing a hacking puzzle that’s basically just matching colors and it totally kills the vibe. I forgot what I was talking about. The story is survival and trust but honestly I just wanted to see the big ass monster girl get teasing again.

There’s this one scene where the protagonist is fixing a water filter and the shark-girl (wait, is she a shark?) comes up behind him and starts rubbing against his back, and you have to choose between turning around or just letting it happen. I let it happen. The choice system is there but it’s not like, deep. It’s more like, do you want the boobs now or later. The groping mechanic is the best part, just click and drag to squeeze, and the girls react with these little shivers. I wish the whole game was just that. But then you’re back to fixing a generator and I’m like, why. The alien elf has secrets or whatever but her tits are right there. Priorities.

The Mock Award for Best Unearned Confidence goes to this freshman. Hands down. You ever meet a guy who walks into a party like he owns the place, even though his shirt has a ketchup stain and he forgot his wallet? That’s the energy here. The game drops you into this sandbox college setup, all 3DCG, and the first thing you notice isn’t the big tits on the milf professor, it’s the way the protagonist just... stares. Unblinking. The animation for the groping scene in the library stacks, by the way. Her reaction is this perfect mix of shock and something else, a little half-smile before the telling off. I spent an absurd amount of time just replaying that one tease sequence, the one where you can choose to pull back or push further, and the fabric stretching sound, or lack of it, actually, it’s weirdly silent which makes it more intense.

But then you’re in a lecture and the dialogue is about the quadratic formula or whatever and you remember oh right, I’m supposed to be a student. The sandbox element means you can just... not go to class. Which I did. For a week. The game didn’t punish me, really, just had a character text asking if I was dead. Felt real, honestly. The oral sex scene with the roommate’s visiting friend from back home, the one with the lip gloss that catches the dorm room’s bad lighting, has this one frame where her eyes go slightly cross. I don’t think it was on purpose but it’s stuck in my head now. The dating sim parts are there, you pick dialogue, you get points, but the real currency is just being in the right hallway at the right time. The big ass character at the gym, her storyline is all about her divorce and I think I missed a trigger somewhere because one minute we’re talking about protein shakes, the next she’s showing me a tattoo in a very not-gym location. The vaginal sex scenes have this weight to them, the animation isn’t floaty like some other games. There’s a slight clipping issue with the student council girl’s skirt during the rain scene but maybe that’s just my graphics settings. I wouldn’t know, I didn’t check.

Anyway the whole thing feels like a memory you’re not sure is yours. A party where you kissed someone and then helped them look for their car keys for an hour. That’s the vibe. Not polished, but it knows what it is. A college fantasy that’s more about the dumb, horny moments between the big events. The teasing never really stops, even when you think you’ve won. I forgot to mention the actual plot, I think there was one? Something about a dean? Doesn’t matter. The milf is the real dean. I’ll give it the award and leave it on the desk, unwashed coffee mug next to it.