The elf girl’s tits are massive, like two pale moons pushing against the glass of her tank. I spent maybe ten minutes just clicking to make the diver guy grope her through the water, the animation looping that slow squish. Felt like a degenerate on the bus, phone tilted away from the guy next to me reading his boring news app. You’re in this bunker, right, underwater, and there’s monster girls everywhere. The android chick has a panel on her back you gotta play a stupid wiring minigame to open, and if you mess up she just stares at you with those dead eyes. Frustrating as hell but then you finally get her shirt off and, well, worth the thumb cramp.

The whole thing is a point and click sandbox but also a puzzle adventure? I don’t know. You click around, fix broken pipes, some voyeur stuff where you peek through vents at the sci-fi elf lady polishing her... equipment. The art is 2D hand-drawn, really nice actually, but the animations are like three frames on a loop. Sometimes it feels unfinished on purpose, like a sketch that got out of hand. The music is trying to be all moody and deep but then you’re doing a hacking puzzle that’s basically just matching colors and it totally kills the vibe. I forgot what I was talking about. The story is survival and trust but honestly I just wanted to see the big ass monster girl get teasing again.

There’s this one scene where the protagonist is fixing a water filter and the shark-girl (wait, is she a shark?) comes up behind him and starts rubbing against his back, and you have to choose between turning around or just letting it happen. I let it happen. The choice system is there but it’s not like, deep. It’s more like, do you want the boobs now or later. The groping mechanic is the best part, just click and drag to squeeze, and the girls react with these little shivers. I wish the whole game was just that. But then you’re back to fixing a generator and I’m like, why. The alien elf has secrets or whatever but her tits are right there. Priorities.

Admiral, war hero, supposed grown-up in the room… and your whole ship still feels like a horny pressure cooker with guns strapped on. This game throws you straight into that weird mix of “galactic politics” and “I really want to see what’s under that uniform” without even pretending it’s subtle. You’re on this sleek Republic flagship, acting all important, going to meet some alien power that might help stop a long bloody war. Meanwhile the crew keeps looking at you like you’re not just their commander, you’re also the main course. And honestly, half of them talk like they’d rather jump on your face than discuss battle plans. It feels like a porn parody of Mass Effect if someone ripped out the filter and didn’t bother with polite wording.

The teasing is constant and kind of cruel in a good way. You’re in the briefing room talking about destroyed colonies and then suddenly your first officer leans in too close, touches your arm, smiles in that “I know you’re staring at my mouth” way. Camera hangs on her lips a bit too long, she licks them just once, then goes back to mission report like nothing happened. Another time you’re walking through engineering, alarms going off, everyone pretending to be busy, and one of the techs basically bends over just to see if you’ll look. Of course you look. Of course the game knows you did. They use your choices to crank up the tension so the first time you finally get your mouth on someone it actually feels earned, not like a random click-to-fuck scene. Oral stuff here is shot like its own power fantasy. There’s this one moment in the captain’s quarters where you drop all the admiral big talk and just kneel for an alien girl with soft glowing skin and weird subtle markings around her thighs. She wraps her legs around your head while the stars drift past the window and whispers about how humans taste different. I laughed, then I shut up very fast.

Romance in this thing is messy as hell. It pretends to care about feelings, then throws you into routes where you’re half negotiating peace treaties, half trying not to moan in a diplomatic shuttle. Some scenes really hit though. There’s a quiet one in the observation deck, just you and a crew member you’ve actually been nice to, sitting with a drink while she talks about losing people in the first years of the war. She leans her head on your shoulder, not even sexy at first, and you think “ok, emotional moment.” Two dialog choices later she’s on your lap, your hand under her shirt, and the game is like “yeah, trauma and comfort sex, that’s a thing.” It actually feels believable in a broken way. And accessibility wise, it’s messy. Text size is mostly okay but some UI buttons are small as fuck and if you got weaker eyesight or use a screen magnifier, you’ll swear at it. There’s no proper captioning for some sound cues, tooltips vanish too fast, and keyboard navigation is only half-usable. I keep tabbing through menus like a maniac because the focus highlight is barely visible on certain backgrounds. But anyway. One second you’re complaining at your monitor because you can’t read some pale blue text on a neon sci-fi panel, next second an alien diplomat with four delicate little tendrils around her jaw tells you “humans show trust with their mouths, yes?” and suddenly you’re on your knees again proving humanity’s commitment to peace in a very wet, very enthusiastic way. The game knows exactly what it’s doing, even when it pretends it doesn’t.

This one feels like somebody watched Back to the Future half-drunk, paused on all the wrong scenes, and said “ok but what if Marty’s priorities were pure horny?” You’re not just some generic MC here, you’re basically Marty with the serial numbers filed off, dumped straight into a 50s town where everyone pretends to be wholesome while clearly thinking about what’s under those long skirts. The game leans hard into the whole “teen boy in a time he doesn’t belong to” vibe, and corrupting that fake perfect small-town morality is the real loop. Classes, lockers, milkshakes, dumb school dances, then suddenly you’re coaxing a girl who still says “golly” into getting on her knees behind the gym. It’s all very “America in black and white” until your cock turns it into full color.

The dating part is surprisingly chatty. You actually have to talk to these girls, not just click “flirt” and watch magic happen. Sometimes it’s fun, sometimes you’ll stare at a dialog line thinking “no normal human talks like this” and still press it because you want to see if it leads to a blowjob in the back of a car. The game loves making you feel like you’re slowly wearing them down. One moment she’s telling you she’s saving herself for marriage, next moment your dialogue choice pushes her just a little too far and suddenly her lipstick is all over you and she’s promising this is the last time, really, for real, swear to God. It plays with that corruption fantasy a lot, not just “she’s slut now,” but incremental: a little more skin, a bolder touch under the table, that first time she doesn’t pull away when you push her head down. And then there is the whole netorare twist hanging over your head like a horny time paradox. You think you’re the one corrupting? Then you walk in on her with some square-jawed 50s dude, working her mouth like you never even taught her. The game doesn’t lecture you about it, it just kinda shrugs like “well, that’s history for you.” I hated that. I loved that. I still opened a second save to avoid it and then went back anyway, just to see how bad I could mess the timeline.

The “sci-fi” bit is mostly flavor but it does show up in small moments that feel like inside jokes. You know that feeling when a character says something that technically hasn’t been invented yet? The game keeps teasing that. You’ll get small callbacks to the original movie but slightly wrong on purpose, like someone mentioning a band that clearly shouldn’t exist yet or a clunky “future slang” line that sounds like you fed TikTok comments into a broken translator. It’s silly, but it works, especially when you’re trying to seduce a girl while also not revealing that you know how everything in her life will probably end. There’s one scene where you use “future knowledge” to impress a teacher, and yes, of course it turns into oral under her desk, while she mumbles something about how “a boy this smart should be rewarded.” She is absolutely unprofessional, and I adore her. The 2D art goes straight for the good angles too. Lots of emphasis on lips, tongue, drool, that kind of “oh shit she’s really into this” detail. Sometimes the proportions get weird if you stare too long, but like, why are you pausing that long anyway. There are little annoyances, like the pacing gets wonky, scenes take too many clicks to actually get to the sex, and the game occasionally throws a history reference in your face like it wants a gold star from your teacher. Still, when you’re watching a “perfect” 50s sweetheart slowly kneel in a dusty school corridor, wiping her mouth with the back of her hand and whispering that you better not tell anyone… those small flaws just turn into background noise. If you want the best out of it, don’t speedclick the routes. Let the girls pretend they’re good, push them gently, then not so gently, and when the game offers you that “wrong” choice that feels a bit too far, just pick it and see what kind of future you’ve created.

You come back to this rich-as-hell hometown, thinking you’re just some book-smart shrink with a fancy degree, and the game basically laughs in your face and says, “Yeah, sure, now use that to make everyone around you horny, broken, or both.” It feels like someone mashed Mass Effect’s renegade/paragon vibes with a trashy incest fanfic written at 3 in the morning, but then actually bothered to give you different endings. You start in this huge corporate place, like if your hometown was eaten by a mega-company, and you’re suddenly the guy who knows all the secrets because people literally tell you their deepest shit on the couch. That “talking on the couch” part is actually more fun than it has any right to be, because half the time you’re deciding if you help them heal or if you twist the knife and push them toward your own pervy agenda. Yeah, the game absolutely knows it’s fucked up. That’s kind of the point.

The family angle hits hard, in that messy porn-story way. There’s that classic “we haven’t seen each other in years” tension when you’re back home, and the game milks it ruthlessly. You’re talking to moms with curves that just scream MILF energy, sisters or cousins who clearly should not be looking at you like that, and they drag it out with teasing and almost-accidental groping like it’s some long fanfic slow burn. Except it’s not really slow, because once the corruption starts, it snowballs fast. You use your psych tricks to nudge them, gaslight them a bit, slip ideas into their heads. One session she’s shy, fully dressed, just crossing her legs and glancing away. Next time she’s “oh, it’s hot in here” and suddenly she’s stripping right in your office while pretending it’s somehow part of your “the*** technique.” The game loves that kind of humiliation-in-a-nice-room feeling: big office, classy furniture, and someone with big tits slowly dropping to her knees like it’s the most natural thing in the world. When the animation kicks in and she’s giving you oral, fully under your influence, it hits way harder because you remember how she was earlier, all proper and untouchable. That shift is the kink.

What I really liked is how the mind control side is not just “press button, get blowjob.” You’re choosing answers, testing boundaries, watching how they react, and sometimes the game punishes you for being too greedy. One wrong move and instead of a obedient slut, you get a pissed-off woman who shuts down and you lose that route, which hurts more than any game over screen. On the other hand, when it works, it really works: you see them defending you, trusting you, then letting you touch their ass a “little bit for relaxation,” then jerking you off in your chair while you “talk about their stress.” It has that fanfic vibe where you read 10k words just to get to the first handjob, but here you’re the one writing the scene through choices. The sci-fi stuff slips in like Black Mirror drunk on porn: the company is way too interested in your research, and the more you abuse your patients and family, the more doors open in that building. Secret projects, strange tech, and suddenly your “therapy” sessions are straight up brainwashing. It’s messed up, horny, and weirdly personal in a way I didn’t expect from a hometown story. And yeah, I lost one of the good endings because I focused too much on turning a sweet aunt into a cock-drunk puppet and forgot to keep my corporate boss happy, which is probably the most realistic thing this game does.

The first time I tried to Henshin my armor just sort of... fizzled. Like a party popper full of shame. Then this busty alien with three tits (two visible, one implied by the AI's weird hallucination on her ribcage) laughed at me and I knew this wasn't some polished kinetic novel. This is Orgivan. Cosmic sheriff. Deliberate retro trash. The AI CG is wild, man. Sometimes you get a goddess with thighs that could crush a small moon, rendered in this hyper glossy 3D that looks like a PS2 cutscene dipped in vaseline. Other times her hand melts into her own asscheek and you just gotta roll with it because that's the aesthetic. The groping scenes are everywhere. You're in a sandbox with a map and actual cities and I spent twenty minutes just clicking on a spaceport bartender's tits watching them jiggle with this weird, floaty physics delay. It's like the game is constantly asking "you horny or just curious about how broken this gets?" and the answer is always both.

The male protagonist, that's you, has this permanent half metal erection for justice. Literal. The writing by Lord Buttish is absurd. One minute you're getting a philosophical speech about karma from a synthetic nun with tits like overinflated beach balls, the next you're getting a sloppy oral scene from an enemy commander you just defeated. The vaginal sex scenes are animated in this choppy, almost stop motion way that somehow makes it hotter. Like a flipbook found in a VHS player that's been frying since 1989. There's multiple endings and the karma system actually remembers if you were a dick or not, which is wild for a game where you can just free roam and tease every NPC until they're wet. I wish the battle system had more depth but it won't. You just kind of mash and then sex happens.

I forgot to mention the big ass representation. It's significant. One character, I think her name was Zorblax or something, she's got an ass that the AI rendered with its own gravitational pull. The teasing mechanic where you can just... hover your half metal hand over zones and watch them squirm is chef's kiss. It's like a first date where she shows up in cosplay and won't stop quoting old tokusatsu shows. By the long term relationship phase you've accepted that sometimes her eyes will render on her forehead and you'll still want to see what happens when you select the "investigate with rigid sword" option. My neighbor's dog started barking during a particularly loud transformation sequence and I didn't even mute it. That's staying power.

This thing starts like some boring clean corporate training sim and then suddenly you are balls deep in a society that pretends feelings don’t exist while everyone is secretly horny as hell. You’re this engineer guy who thinks in numbers, not in kisses, everything is rules and clean straight lines, and then you meet her. Of course there’s a “her”. They always say emotions are illegal here, but those tits should be illegal first. The camera sticks right in your face, proper POV, so when she leans in close the only thing you see is cleavage and those tiny muscles around her mouth when she’s pretending your touch doesn’t affect her. Spoiler: it does. The game keeps doing that thing where the world is all cold white metal and smooth sci-fi panels and then there’s skin, wet lips, soft sounds in your ear. Like the universe built only two textures: chrome and pussy.

I like how it pretends to be pure story for a while. Point and click, look at some terminals, listen to some stiff robot people talk about protocol, like you’re stuck in a porn parody of a management meeting. You’re scanning logs, overriding doors, playing the obedient little drone. Then one tiny choice, like touching her hand a second too long, and the whole vibe flips. She pulls you into this off-grid space where the lights are low and the walls hum and suddenly she’s on her knees between your legs, trying so hard to keep a straight face while she’s got your cock in her mouth. The animation is not perfect, actually kind of janky in some angles, but that makes it feel more real, like a real person moving, not hyper-polished plastic doll. Her head bobbing, spit stretching, her eyes flicking up to check if the cameras see you. That one tiny delay before she swallows, like she’s thinking “this is against regulation 4.3.1” and then does it anyway. It’s hot and a little stupid and I loved it and also I kinda hate that her hair clips through her shoulder but whatever.

What really messed me up is the way they handle the “no emotions” rules. They don’t do big speeches, they just have her try to fuck you clinically, like it’s a test procedure. First blowjob, then she climbs on top of you and rides you with this controlled, almost robotic motion, big ass going up and down in perfect rhythm, no moaning, no messy sounds, just her breathing a little faster. And you can choose to just let her do her little science experiment, or break it. Grab her hips, throw off the tempo, push her down until her tits press into your chest and she finally cracks and starts whining in your ear. There is this moment where she’s still trying to keep her voice flat while your dick is deep inside her, like “this interaction is irrelevant” while her pussy clenches around you and her composure just melts. Honestly, I wanted more crazy alien stuff and less board-room politics, but then there’s a scene where she’s half naked, hiding with you behind some machinery while patrol drones pass, your hand shoved between her thighs to keep her from whimpering, and the whole sterile sci-fi thing suddenly makes sense as background for extremely dirty sex. It’s romantic in the most broken, fucked-up way and also I kinda wanted one more dialogue option to just ruin everything, but the story drags you forward whether you like it or not. In a good way. Or in a bad way. I can’t even decide, I just know when she whispered “don’t feel anything” while you were pumping her full, my brain absolutely ignored the order.

First thing that hit me when I started *Lewd Piece* wasn’t the tits (though, yeah, they’re massive and jiggly enough to hypnotize a monk), it was how weirdly sentimental the whole thing felt. I expected dumb fanservice, like the usual mobile knockoffs, but then it sucker-punched me with these quiet, almost sweet dialogues between fights. You’re this captain who somehow keeps a harem of pirates, robots, and maids - sounds stupid written out like that - but the writing sometimes lands in this oddly human way. Then two minutes later, someone’s bent over a barrel in a maid outfit, calling you “Master,” and you forget you were feeling anything but horny.

There’s this turn-based combat thing that doesn’t even pretend to be balanced. I swear the pirate robot chick - Nico, or whatever she calls herself - just breaks the system. You hit “attack,” she moans like she’s on some ASMR stream, and the enemy explodes in sparkles. It’s ridiculous, but I didn’t care. The real story happens between battles, when Nami gets jealous if you flirt with the android maid too much. That scene in the hot spring? The one where she accuses you of “emotionally cheating” before she shoves you under the water and starts grinding - yeah, that one stuck with me. I replayed it twice, mostly because the facial animations went from cute to filthy so fast I actually laughed out loud.

I should mention, the management parts drive me mad. Too many menus, none of them labeled right. You’ll spend twenty minutes trying to assign crew to their rooms, and somehow end up in a cosplay event with Boa Hancock in cat ears. I hated every second of it and then… didn’t. Because once she started teasing the camera, I forgot what I was even doing. Maybe that’s the real trick here - this game pretends to be an RPG, but it’s basically a messy dream stitched together from every pervy thought you had scrolling through DeviantArt in 2011. It shouldn’t work. Yet it does, mostly because it doesn’t pretend to be clean, or clever, or anything besides a horny pirate soap opera run by glitchy AIs that somehow know exactly when you’re about to lose restraint.

You want to talk about game balance? Fucking joke. This whole thing is a mess, a beautiful, glitchy, horny mess. It's like someone took that one Lady Dimitrescu mod for... I don't know, some other game, and just said "fuck it, this is the whole game now." And you know what? I'm not even mad. The 3DCG is deliberately unpolished, right? I hope it's deliberate. Some textures look like they were stretched over a balloon animal, but when she grabs you for that tit-fuck scene, the face she makes... that ahegao is burned into my brain. It's not scary, the horror tag is a lie. It's just a paranormal excuse for a big tits monster girl to dominate you. Which is fine. That's the whole menu.

But then the adventure part. What adventure? You click, you get a handjob, you die. Or you click differently, you get vaginal sex, you die but with a creampie animation. There's this one moment, the "enslaved" ending, where the male protagonist gets a superpowers boost from some sci-fi fantasy bullshit I still don't understand. He finally thinks he's winning. And she just... laughs. The female domination in that single frame is more powerful than any fully animated scene. I wish the game remembered my choices though. It doesn't. Every restart is a blank slate, which makes narrative sense but is annoying as piss. Why have a dystopian setting if my dystopia resets every five minutes?

The romance is a lie too. Don't come looking for it. This is a parody of Resident Evil where the only survival is how long your dick lasts. Alcina's big ass blocks half the screen in one scene. I complained to a friend that the camera was broken. It's not broken, it's a feature. The whole thing runs in a browser, feels like it's held together with tape. I bet the creator made it in a weekend. I've gone back six times. The animation loops are janky, the sound is a single distorted moan on repeat, and I swear the creampie texture is just a white circle. It's perfect trash. I hate that I need a sequel. The village men are all idiots. Don't be an idiot. Or do. Whatever. The game doesn't care and neither do I.