In a world full of heroes, there are always a few villains like you: show these super Karen women who's boss and demonstrate the real dick powers.​

First day back after the holiday break, only a few months of high school remain. But a strange announcement derails everything from then on.

Set in a parallel world, a young man sees his life and future changed in ways he had never imagined. All people over the age of 19 vanished, abilities and physicalities beyond what was normal are displayed by those who remained, and rules are imposed to accommodate the new order, eventuating a struggle for survival and supremacy unlike any before. Shrug into his uniform as he navigates his new reality, the whims of the masterminds behind the reformation, and the desires and intentions of every other teenager just like him.​

You ever get that feeling where a game’s jankiness somehow makes the horny parts hit harder? Apocalypse 2059 is that. It’s a 3DCG survival thing, male protag, set in a world that got nuked to shit in 2030. Now it’s 2059 and everyone’s living like moles, trying not to die. The graphics are, uh, let’s say “enthusiastically amateur.” Characters move like they’ve got a few broken bones and the lighting is often just a single angry bulb. But then a scene triggers where you’re stripping down a survivor with a frankly ridiculous ass and tits that defy the nuclear winter’s food shortages, and suddenly you don’t care about the clipping. You just go with it.

The whole thing runs on choices. Do you share your last can of mystery meat or use your weird super powers to just take what you want? The game remembers, sort of, leading to multiple endings where you’re either a benevolent wasteland king or a complete bastard. I got one ending where I was basically a raider chief with a harem, which felt earned, and another where I got graphically torn apart by a mutant. The violence is comically over the top, limbs flying, blood spurting, then a minute later you’re in a quiet, awkwardly animated sex scene that’s trying so hard to be hot it loops back around to being genuinely effective. The stripping mechanic is a highlight, a slow, deliberate reveal that’s more engaging than the actual survival bits.

The survival part is where it gets weirdly tedious. Managing your rad count and hunger meter feels like busywork between the good stuff. I spent twenty minutes trying to find a clean water source and almost quit. The map is confusing, the UI is a mess of mismatched fonts, and the super powers are never properly explained. You just suddenly have them. It’s like the game forgets it’s supposed to be a game and just wants to show you the next explicit scene. And honestly? That’s fine. The dystopian setting is just a flimsy backdrop for the animated depravity, and the humor is entirely unintentional, which is the best kind. It’s a broken, horny mess. I’ve already played it three times.

This one feels like somebody smashed together a superhero comic, a cursed hentai folder and a really angry reddit thread, then said “yeah ok, that’s the plot now.” You start as this overpowered hero guy who is basically unkillable, and pretty fast you realize the game is less about “saving people” and more about “how far can I break everyone around me until they’re ruined and leaking.” Classic power trip, but with this weird goofy humor that keeps poking you in the ribs while you’re doing actually horrible shit. One scene you’re blasting some thug through a wall, blood on the floor, his jaw at a stupid angle… and two clicks later you’ve got his girlfriend on her knees giving you a messy blowjob in the alley, eyes rolling up, spit everywhere, while the hero makes some dumb one-liner that would get him canceled on Twitter in like five seconds. It’s that kind of tone. The faces go full ahegao without shame, tongue out, mascara tears, that half-broken half-horny look that hits somewhere between “this is too much” and “don’t you dare stop.” The tits are big in a very old-school way, like the artist never heard the word “backpain” in his life. I kinda respect that.

The corruption angle is where the game gets spicy. You keep running into girls who should absolutely know better: other superheroes, civilians, “pure” types. At first they yell, fight, try to be all righteous while you throw cars and punch holes through guys like they’re meat balloons. But then you push a bit, use those invincible powers not just for punching but for pinning them, choking just enough, humiliating them in front of people they care about, making them cheat on boyfriends that the story barely even pretends to respect. There’s this one sequence where you save a heroine from being chopped in half, blood flying everywhere, limbs on the floor, and she’s shaking, still in shock… and instead of comfort you just shove her against a wall and make her suck you off, tears mixing with drool while her costume rips open. It’s horrible. It’s hot. I hated it and replayed it twice. Some of the anal scenes hit especially hard, the way the animation loops when you slam into them from behind, ass bouncing, her trying to keep her dignity while you talk shit in her ear. And then sometimes the game throws in a creampie with this cheap little gush effect that looks like it came from an AI image filter that glitched out, and somehow that jankiness makes it feel even more dirty, like a pirated porn clip hidden in an old Mega folder. I will say, a couple of the “jokes” are just cringe and land flat on their face, and one humiliation scene drags so long it almost kills the mood, but the moment where you walk away from a blood-splattered room while the girl you just wrecked is shaking on the floor, cum leaking out, half laughing half crying… that sticks with you way more than it should.

Gohan is honestly such a dork here and that is kind of what makes the whole thing hot. He’s supposed to be this big hero of Earth, right, but the game throws him into this mess where instead of punching villains he’s basically tripping over his own dick around every woman in his orbit. One moment he’s trying to act serious, talk about “responsibility” and “training,” next moment he’s staring straight at a pair of huge tits pressed into his face and the only thing he’s training is his stamina. The whole vibe feels like some horny fanfic that grew legs and decided it wants you to click on everything. It’s not shy at all: asses in your face, tight outfits that look like they’d explode if Gohan breathes too close, and the camera really loves when characters bend over. Half the scenes feel like they exist just to show off curves bouncing, and honestly, it works. Android 18 shows up like some wet dream with that cold stare that says “I’m above this” while her body is absolutely, very clearly, not above anything. You start talking to her and suddenly you’re neck deep in teasing, butt shots, and that slow “are we really gonna do this?” build up that of course ends with you fucking her like a horny idiot who forgets anyone else exists.

What I liked is how the game pretends to be about “romance” but it keeps shoving you into situations where being faithful is basically a joke. You try to be a good guy, then the next screen some MILF with giant tits leans in, her shirt open way too much, asks a “harmless” favor, and you know you’re not walking out with your pants still on. There’s that sandbox thing going on, you move around places, poke random events, suddenly a blowjob scene hits you when you just wanted to go train or something. Sometimes it annoyed me because I just wanted to see a quiet scene and the game is like, “Nope, here’s Gohan ramming some big ass against the wall.” But then I kept clicking anyway, like an idiot. Sex scenes are very in your face: you get pussy, you get anal, you get bodies shaking and Gohan using his super strength for basically the worst possible reason and the best one at same time. It’s rough sometimes, then slow, then back to rough, like the game can’t decide if Gohan is a sweet boyfriend or a total sex gremlin. It feels a little messy, but it kind of matches him trying to “explore life” and just ending up buried in a harem of women who really shouldn’t all want him, but here we are. The whole thing is horny, shameless, and a little stupid in a fun way, like watching a long dumb hentai parody with just enough “adventure” to pretend you’re not here only for the banging.

You ever just want to be a scumbag informant drowning in debt to the state, but also surrounded by superhero tits the size of weather balloons? No? Well RICO: Sin City exists anyway, and honestly, bless its janky little heart for that. The whole thing feels like someone threw GTA and a bootleg DVD of The Boys into a blender, then forgot to screw the lid on. It's a 3DCG crossover where these corrupt capes and villains just strut around a city that makes Gotham look like a wellness retreat, all while you, some dude with a really bad legal situation, try to rub one out without getting lasered in half.

The animations are so stiff they might as well be action figures being smashed together, but that's the camp of it. There's this one scene where a heroine with knockers that deflate the concept of physics just starts going at it while still wearing half a latex mask. Iconic behavior. The writing tries hard to be edgy and funny, often succeeding at the first and faceplanting into the second, which circles back around to being hilarious. Buried in the middle of all this is a genuinely annoying mini game mechanic about collecting evidence that feels like someone owed a favor and it was coded out of spite, but you'll forget about it when a parody of a famous speedster villain shows up talking pure nonsense. The humor lands precisely because it doesn't realize how stupid it is, a perfect parody of parodies.

Downloaded this purely because a random Reddit thread said the criminal protagonist's deadpan expressions during lewd acts were "meme worthy," and they weren't wrong. The whole city map is way smaller than you expect. Don't think about the plot too hard, it's basically an excuse to go from point A to point B where point B is always masturbation with superpowered weirdos. What happens in RICO definitely should stay there, preferably in a locked folder.

House full of hot monster girls pretending to be normal, and you are the idiot who opened the door for them. That is basically the whole vibe, and it somehow works way better than it should. You stand there like some horny security guard with superpowers you do not really control, trying to figure out which girl is human and which one could probably snap you in half with one hand. They smile, they flirt, they lean in way too close, and the “inspection” slowly turns into you groping, licking, fucking your way to the truth. It is not subtle. It is not deep. It is like Pornhub met X‑Files in a cheap motel, got drunk and forgot protection. And I mean that as a compliment, more or less.

What surprised me is how the game makes you feel like a pervert and detective at same time. You have this sandbox thing going on, walking around the house, checking who is in the shower, who is in the kitchen, who somehow ended up in your bedroom without even ringing the bell. One moment you are getting a slow teasing handjob from a “shy” girl with ridiculous big tits, and in the next scene she throws you on the bed, pins your wrists and you realize she has been in control since the first second. The female domination stuff is not too hardcore, but you definitely feel when she rides your face and tells you that you are only allowed to cum when she says so. Then later, in another route, the same girl suddenly acts soft and vanilla, like some romance heroine from a cheap mobile VN, and that honestly confused the hell out of me in a nice way. I wanted more normal missionary, more kissing, more “I actually like you” moments, but the game keeps reminding you that half of these chicks are paranormal freaks who can melt your brain with mind control if you say the wrong thing. Sometimes you literally choose a dialog option and your guy just blanks out, and she rewrites his memory while sucking his dick. That was hot and irritating at the same time, because I wanted to be the one deciding, not some horny ghost with glowing eyes.

As a purist who usually prefers simple boy/girl, no tentacles, no weird transformation, I still kept playing because the “are you a monster or not” question somehow made even the plain vaginal sex feel tense. Like, you slide into her, she moans in your ear, her big ass bouncing on your lap, and in the back of your mind you think “if she is actually a succubus, I might die here, what a way to go.” The harem angle creeps up slowly too. You think you are just letting one or two girls stay in your house because they seem safe, then suddenly the living room is full of them, arguing over who gets your cock tonight, and the game treats it like this is totally normal domestic life. I laughed when one girl sucked you off while another was pretending to “check your aura” like some fake psychic, but it turned into a messy throat‑fucking scene that completely ignored any idea of spiritual energy. Also, there is this stupid tiny UI sound when you pick certain options and it drove me crazy, but I kept clicking it again anyway because it usually led to more lewd scenes. On phone, playing in Chrome, I had one moment where the animation stuttered right when she was about to sit on your face and I almost threw my Galaxy across the bed. But then the next scene, where you use a bit of your superpower to push back against her mind control while you tongue her wet pussy, actually felt like the closest thing to “vanilla victory” in a porn game. She is still a monster girl, still dangerous, still bossy, but for a few seconds, it is just you, her, and the sound of skin slapping skin, like the world outside that house does not exist at all.

I spent way too long in the free roam just watching the mom character exist in her kitchen. She's got these pajama pants that sit so low on her hips it's practically a medical condition. The 3D models have that specific jank where sometimes a hand phases through a thigh but honestly? The proportions are so aggressively porn brained that you stop caring. Every female character has the same body type just scaled up or down slightly. The twins are literally copy pasted with different hair colors. I'm not complaining. I'm really not.

The story part is mostly kinetic which means you're clicking through dialogue like a slideshow but there's this raven symbol in the MC's bedroom that lets you pick whose route you see first. I went for the sister because the teasing scene early on where she "accidentally" walks in on you showering had this weirdly specific animation of water droplets on her shirt that I couldn't stop thinking about. The game says no NTR which is a relief because I've been burned before by tags lying to me. The lesbian content is unavoidable though. You'll be watching two sisters figure some things out about each other and the camera work during those scenes is... attentive. Very attentive to angles that don't make anatomical sense but do make my browser history harder to explain.

There's supposed to be superpowers in this. I forgot about them completely until the MC levitated a book in one scene and I remembered oh right this is a fantasy thing. The sandbox elements feel tacked on like someone duct taped a sex simulator to a visual novel about magic school. The free roam unlocks more after you finish story routes so you can just exist in this world where everyone wants to fuck and nobody questions why the twins share a bedroom despite being in a mansion. The milf character has dialogue that switches between maternal concern and something that would get you banned from PTA meetings. I still don't understand the adventure tag. Nothing adventurous happened unless you count the time I accidentally triggered a group scene with four characters and my framerate dropped to single digits. Worth it though.

The koikatsu models look like shiny plastic dolls and honestly that’s part of the charm. This game knows what it is. A childhood friend who’s literally the most powerful holy magic user alive and you’re just some dude. The whole setup feels like one of those light novels you’d scroll past at 2am then suddenly you’ve read 40 chapters.

The handjob scene early on caught me off guard. Not because it’s particularly wild but because the animation is so janky it loops in this hypnotic way. Her hand moves, his face does that koikatsu thousand yard stare, and the sound is just... there. Wet noises that don’t quite sync. I laughed. Then I kept watching. That’s the whole experience really. The superpowers angle means she could obliterate you with a thought but instead there’s this awkward tension where you’re supposed to protect her body. From what, exactly? Girl can smite demons. The bodyguard premise is paper thin and everyone knows it, including the characters sometimes.

The branching paths split after the common route and that’s where the incest tag comes in, though it’s more step sibling vibes than anything hardcore taboo. One route leans into the forbidden thing with a character who’s been around since childhood, and the oral sex scenes there have this weirdly tender quality despite the mouth physics looking like a ps2 cutscene. Magic exists in this world but nobody uses it during sex which feels like a missed opportunity. Telekinesis handjob? Levitation oral? Come on. The humor lands sometimes, usually when the protagonist’s internal monologue just gives up and admits he has no idea what’s happening. Relatable. The fantasy setting is mostly an excuse for outfits and the vaginal sex scenes follow the standard visual novel rhythm, choices that feel meaningful until you realize they just gate which cg you unlock. Don’t overthink it. Save often, pick the dumbest dialogue option, and let the plastic people do their thing.