You know what actually made me laugh? The combat stances. Wonder Woman doing her arms crossed thing while the game tells me to use "dick powers." Not even joking. My phone almost went flying when I snorted.

I spent most of Tuesday avoiding work playing this on Itch.io through my phone browser, which felt appropriately grimy. The dev clearly spent all their energy on certain scenes and then just slapped the rest together. Batgirl gets this weirdly detailed corruption arc where she goes from "I'll never submit" to something involving tentacles and multiple penetration faster than my last Tinder date unmatched me. Supergirl's oral scenes have more animation frames than the entire tutorial section. Priorities, I guess.

Look I'm not gonna sit here and pretend the whole male domination power fantasy thing is revolutionary storytelling. You pick a villain dude, you fight DC heroines, you corrupt them. Rinse, repeat, add more tentacles. The teasing and humiliation mechanics are basically pressing a button and watching a bar fill up while they call you names. Sometimes the game forgets which position it showed you last and everything clips through everything else. But then that one group sex scene with the whole Justice League hits and suddenly my complaints feel petty. The creampie animations have this crude, almost spiteful energy to them, like the artist was working through something. BDSM elements show up randomly like the game remembered halfway through that people are into that. The monster encounters are just. Something. I don't know why they're there but I'm not complaining.

The groping minigame though. C'mon. At least make the hitboxes match the 2DCG art.

The whole "everyone over 19 poofs into dust" thing happens like five minutes in, and honestly I was just there for the big tits tag. Priorities. The school setting is standard until it's not, suddenly you're in this dystopian free for all where the remaining teens get superpowers or whatever. My guy got the power of conveniently timed groping animations, I guess. The 3DCG is deliberately unpolished, like someone left the character models in the oven too long and they came out looking like shiny plastic mannequins with anime eyes. It's not "good" but it loops perfectly when you're skipping dialogue.

The romance path with the busty classmate is a fever dream of awkward pauses and physics defying chest movement. There's a scene where you're supposed to be having a serious talk about survival rules, and the camera just slowly pans down to her chest while she's explaining the new world order. I laughed so hard I almost closed the tab. The teasing mechanic is basically a staring contest with her nipples through the uniform. Then the graphic violence tag kicks in out of nowhere, some dude gets obliterated mid flirt, and the tonal whiplash is so severe I felt it in my teeth.

The male protagonist has the emotional range of a wet sock, which somehow makes the explicit moments funnier. During one animated sequence, his hand phases through her skirt like a Bethesda glitch, and she moans anyway. I wish the superpowers were used for something other than just ripping clothes off, but the game clearly knows what it is. A messy, horny, occasionally violent slideshow that treats its own plot like an inconvenience between groping scenes. The dystopian setting is just window dressing for titty jiggle physics that don't obey any known laws of motion.

You ever get that feeling where a game’s jankiness somehow makes the horny parts hit harder? Apocalypse 2059 is that. It’s a 3DCG survival thing, male protag, set in a world that got nuked to shit in 2030. Now it’s 2059 and everyone’s living like moles, trying not to die. The graphics are, uh, let’s say “enthusiastically amateur.” Characters move like they’ve got a few broken bones and the lighting is often just a single angry bulb. But then a scene triggers where you’re stripping down a survivor with a frankly ridiculous ass and tits that defy the nuclear winter’s food shortages, and suddenly you don’t care about the clipping. You just go with it.

The whole thing runs on choices. Do you share your last can of mystery meat or use your weird super powers to just take what you want? The game remembers, sort of, leading to multiple endings where you’re either a benevolent wasteland king or a complete bastard. I got one ending where I was basically a raider chief with a harem, which felt earned, and another where I got graphically torn apart by a mutant. The violence is comically over the top, limbs flying, blood spurting, then a minute later you’re in a quiet, awkwardly animated sex scene that’s trying so hard to be hot it loops back around to being genuinely effective. The stripping mechanic is a highlight, a slow, deliberate reveal that’s more engaging than the actual survival bits.

The survival part is where it gets weirdly tedious. Managing your rad count and hunger meter feels like busywork between the good stuff. I spent twenty minutes trying to find a clean water source and almost quit. The map is confusing, the UI is a mess of mismatched fonts, and the super powers are never properly explained. You just suddenly have them. It’s like the game forgets it’s supposed to be a game and just wants to show you the next explicit scene. And honestly? That’s fine. The dystopian setting is just a flimsy backdrop for the animated depravity, and the humor is entirely unintentional, which is the best kind. It’s a broken, horny mess. I’ve already played it three times.

Watching the ai cg try to figure out what a jawline is supposed to do while Homelander literally rips someone's face off in the background, it's got this weird flash tween energy. The basic style. Not the alt one you can toggle with the button, that's someone else's fever dream. This is the one where everyone looks like they're melting slightly, but in a way that makes the gore hit different. Like, the blood is so over the top graphic it loops back around to being a punchline. And then there's a super detailed ahegao face on Queen Maeve and you remember oh right, this is a parody about corruption and superpowers.

The violence is the foreplay. That's the bit that got me. You're this new supe, invincible obviously, and you just... take what you want. The domination isn't a scene setting, it's just what happens when you're the strongest person in the room and all your moral wiring got fried. There's this one moment during a cheating scene where the humor is so dark I had to close the tab and just stare at my wallpaper for a second. The graphic violence tag is not joking. You will see insides become outsides and then immediately transition to an anal sex scene that's animated with the same janky, unpolished care. The disconnect is the whole point. It's not trying to be hot in a normal way, it's trying to make you feel like a piece of shit for getting hard, and honestly? It works.

The humiliation and corruption tags are doing some heavy lifting. The big tits are there, the creampie finish is standard, but the male protagonist's internal monologue is so flat and detached. It's not angry, it's just bored. That's scarier. Sometimes the ai cg completely botches a hand and it looks like a crab claw gripping a thigh, and I complained about it in a discord server for twenty minutes but I didn't stop clicking. The oral sex scenes have this dead-eyed stare that makes you wonder if the "superhero" is even still in there. I don't know if I like it. I've replayed three paths. The save system is a mess. I still don't know what the alt style is for. This is a gore-soaked, animated trainwreck that knows exactly what it's parodying and refuses to let you feel clean.

Android 18’s hair is wrong. Not the color, that weird lavender-grey is fine, but the shape. It sits too flat on her head like someone pasted a magazine cutout onto a 3D model. I spent maybe twenty minutes just staring at it during the first scene where Gohan bumps into her at some market. The game is a sandbox parody thing, Dragon Ball Z but after Cell, and Gohan suddenly realizes women exist. You click around, build stats, unlock scenes. Standard stuff.

The animation during the first real encounter with 18 caught me off guard though. She’s bent over a washing machine, I think, and the loop is janky, her back arches in a way that looks painful, but the sound design is weirdly intimate. Just breathing and the wet slap of it. No music. The anal route unlocks way too early, before you even do the vaginal scene with her, which feels like a bug but maybe it’s a choice. A strange one. Her tits bounce with a delay, like they’re underwater. I couldn’t stop replaying it. The cheating tag applies because Krillin exists in this timeline, you see him training in the background of one map, completely oblivious. That made my stomach feel hollow in a way I didn’t expect from a hentai game.

The harem mechanics are broken. Bulma shows up in a nightie during a quest about dragon balls and you can just... proceed. No buildup. Chi-Chi has a milf route that’s locked behind a weirdly high cooking stat grind. I spent an hour fishing for ingredients. An hour. For a scene where she just sighs and calls you a good boy. The adventure parts are walking through static backgrounds ripped from the anime, and the superpowers are just menu buttons that fill a bar. I wish the sandbox had more random events, like 18 showing up at your school or something, but it won’t happen. The game is what it is. A messy, horny collage where Gohan’s face stays blank even when he’s balls deep in a married woman. That blankness is the most honest part.

You ever just want to be a scumbag informant drowning in debt to the state, but also surrounded by superhero tits the size of weather balloons? No? Well RICO: Sin City exists anyway, and honestly, bless its janky little heart for that. The whole thing feels like someone threw GTA and a bootleg DVD of The Boys into a blender, then forgot to screw the lid on. It's a 3DCG crossover where these corrupt capes and villains just strut around a city that makes Gotham look like a wellness retreat, all while you, some dude with a really bad legal situation, try to rub one out without getting lasered in half.

The animations are so stiff they might as well be action figures being smashed together, but that's the camp of it. There's this one scene where a heroine with knockers that deflate the concept of physics just starts going at it while still wearing half a latex mask. Iconic behavior. The writing tries hard to be edgy and funny, often succeeding at the first and faceplanting into the second, which circles back around to being hilarious. Buried in the middle of all this is a genuinely annoying mini game mechanic about collecting evidence that feels like someone owed a favor and it was coded out of spite, but you'll forget about it when a parody of a famous speedster villain shows up talking pure nonsense. The humor lands precisely because it doesn't realize how stupid it is, a perfect parody of parodies.

Downloaded this purely because a random Reddit thread said the criminal protagonist's deadpan expressions during lewd acts were "meme worthy," and they weren't wrong. The whole city map is way smaller than you expect. Don't think about the plot too hard, it's basically an excuse to go from point A to point B where point B is always masturbation with superpowered weirdos. What happens in RICO definitely should stay there, preferably in a locked folder.

I love how A House in the Rift tried to be a clever inspection sim and ended up feeling like an airport security checkpoint if the TSA agents were impossibly horny and all the passengers were suspiciously stacked monster girls. The whole setup is you're this guy who has to screen visitors, find out who's secretly a paranormal creature, and the screening methods involve, uh, very hands-on techniques. Handjobs and blowjobs as diagnostic tools. Sure, why not.

The mind control angle gets weird fast. You can nudge their thoughts, make them more compliant, and it's that classic sandbox loop of poke around, find a new interaction, unlock another scene. The art is that specific 2D style where every woman has anatomy that defies physics in the exact same way. Spines curved like question marks. And yet I kept clicking because one character, a returning one from their older stuff apparently, has this teasing edge that the others lack. The dialogue's got these little moments of actual personality, like she knows she's in a game. The superpowers tag basically means your dick is the world's most effective lie detector. Inspect them enough and you'll trigger those 7 endings, which sounds like a lot until you realize most are just slight variations on who ends up in your bed permanently.

The female domination stuff is inconsistent. Sometimes you're the boss with the mind control, sometimes you're practically begging, and the game never really commits to either.

The harem building is tedious because trust meters fill at a glacial pace and there's no skip for repeat scenes you've seen six times already. The big ass tag is accurate, I'll give them that. Almost absurdly so. It's a game that knows exactly what it is, a paranormal groping simulator with a thin plot excuse, and honestly that's refreshing even if it's not exactly polished. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

I spent way too long in the free roam just watching the mom character exist in her kitchen. She's got these pajama pants that sit so low on her hips it's practically a medical condition. The 3D models have that specific jank where sometimes a hand phases through a thigh but honestly? The proportions are so aggressively porn brained that you stop caring. Every female character has the same body type just scaled up or down slightly. The twins are literally copy pasted with different hair colors. I'm not complaining. I'm really not.

The story part is mostly kinetic which means you're clicking through dialogue like a slideshow but there's this raven symbol in the MC's bedroom that lets you pick whose route you see first. I went for the sister because the teasing scene early on where she "accidentally" walks in on you showering had this weirdly specific animation of water droplets on her shirt that I couldn't stop thinking about. The game says no NTR which is a relief because I've been burned before by tags lying to me. The lesbian content is unavoidable though. You'll be watching two sisters figure some things out about each other and the camera work during those scenes is... attentive. Very attentive to angles that don't make anatomical sense but do make my browser history harder to explain.

There's supposed to be superpowers in this. I forgot about them completely until the MC levitated a book in one scene and I remembered oh right this is a fantasy thing. The sandbox elements feel tacked on like someone duct taped a sex simulator to a visual novel about magic school. The free roam unlocks more after you finish story routes so you can just exist in this world where everyone wants to fuck and nobody questions why the twins share a bedroom despite being in a mansion. The milf character has dialogue that switches between maternal concern and something that would get you banned from PTA meetings. I still don't understand the adventure tag. Nothing adventurous happened unless you count the time I accidentally triggered a group scene with four characters and my framerate dropped to single digits. Worth it though.

The koikatsu models look like shiny plastic dolls and honestly that’s part of the charm. This game knows what it is. A childhood friend who’s literally the most powerful holy magic user alive and you’re just some dude. The whole setup feels like one of those light novels you’d scroll past at 2am then suddenly you’ve read 40 chapters.

The handjob scene early on caught me off guard. Not because it’s particularly wild but because the animation is so janky it loops in this hypnotic way. Her hand moves, his face does that koikatsu thousand yard stare, and the sound is just... there. Wet noises that don’t quite sync. I laughed. Then I kept watching. That’s the whole experience really. The superpowers angle means she could obliterate you with a thought but instead there’s this awkward tension where you’re supposed to protect her body. From what, exactly? Girl can smite demons. The bodyguard premise is paper thin and everyone knows it, including the characters sometimes.

The branching paths split after the common route and that’s where the incest tag comes in, though it’s more step sibling vibes than anything hardcore taboo. One route leans into the forbidden thing with a character who’s been around since childhood, and the oral sex scenes there have this weirdly tender quality despite the mouth physics looking like a ps2 cutscene. Magic exists in this world but nobody uses it during sex which feels like a missed opportunity. Telekinesis handjob? Levitation oral? Come on. The humor lands sometimes, usually when the protagonist’s internal monologue just gives up and admits he has no idea what’s happening. Relatable. The fantasy setting is mostly an excuse for outfits and the vaginal sex scenes follow the standard visual novel rhythm, choices that feel meaningful until you realize they just gate which cg you unlock. Don’t overthink it. Save often, pick the dumbest dialogue option, and let the plastic people do their thing.