This one’s a slow burn, the kind where you’re not even sure it’s a porn game until the shame hits you like a truck. You’re a widower, a proper DILF type, and your whole world is your daughter Lidia. She’s this bright, tight little teen off to some fancy university abroad. The whole thing runs on your phone. Literally. It’s a text message simulator. You’re just tapping through messages, watching her life unfold from a distance, feeling like a sad sack.

Then the messages get weird. She sends a pic of her new dorm room and you catch a reflection in the window. A sliver of bare shoulder. Was that on purpose? The game’s AI generated art is rough as guts, honestly. Faces melt if you squint, fingers turn into tentacles. But the text. Fuck. The teasing is surgical. She’ll ask if you’re eating properly, then mention the campus boys are “so immature” compared to someone who knows how to handle things. My dick got the message before my brain did. The simulator part is bare bones, just choosing reply options, but the humor is dark and the tension is thick. I wish the art wasn’t so janky, but it won’t be fixed.

The first real cumshot scene isn’t a picture. It’s her describing a wet dream she had. In detail. Over text. She’s typing “daddy” and then deleting it, you see the little dots, and when the full message comes through my screen got foggy from my breathing. It’s a romance built on a broken family, a gap that needs filling in the worst way. There’s no big finish, no satisfying climax to the plot, just this constant, grinding, wrong feeling that you’re both circling the same drain. Don’t expect a university simulator, it’s just a backdrop for the phone sex. My advice? Save before every text choice. The branching is stupidly fragile and one wrong “fatherly” response can lock you out of the juicy stuff for good. Don’t be a hero. Be a dirty old man.

This thing is basically a horny fairy tale that got drunk and forgot it was supposed to be heroic. You’re “the brave adventurer” on paper, but most of the time I felt like some idiot with a boner wandering around a forest trying not to die to a slime with tits. The goal sounds so classic: kill the monster in the woods, get a pile of gold, then blow it on gifts for the stacked Hooters girls back in town so they finally stop calling you “buddy” and start calling you something filthier. In practice, it’s more like: try to look cool, misclick, end up face first in a pair of cartoon tits, panic, then click through the scene three times just to “check the animation quality” again. For science.

The combat is turn based, but not in that super dry way where you stare at numbers forever. It’s pretty simple: hit thing, don’t die, maybe use some skill that you totally forget exists half the time because a MILF barmaid is still stuck in your brain from earlier. Sometimes I was trying to focus on stats and all I could think about was “ok if I don’t screw this fight, I can buy that shiny necklace and maybe she’ll let me suck on those ridiculous boobs again.” And yeah, the girls here are built like some teenage fantasy that never heard of gravity: big tits, big asses, big everything. They jiggle a lot, with little animated loops that keep playing and you tell yourself you’re only watching to see the “art details” but you know damn well what you’re doing. There’s teasing everywhere too, like the game just likes to edge you. A waitress brushing her tits on your arm and then walking off like nothing happened, a busty mage pushing your face “by accident” into her cleavage when she heals you. At one point I legit misread a dialogue and thought I was choosing something romantic, but it turned into full on tits sucking scene, with her grabbing your head and talking all smug, and suddenly the heroic soundtrack in my head was gone, replaced by “how did I get here and why is this kind of perfect.”

It pretends to be a noble fantasy adventure, but the town basically runs on horny energy. You beat monsters, they drop loot, you bring that back so you can buy goofy, half-useless gifts that somehow unlock dirtier stuff with the girls. One Hooters chick pretends she’s all shy, but give her the right shiny thing and next second she’s grinding on your lap, hand on your dick, whispering something about “thanking her favorite customer” while you just mash through dialogue because the CG is doing all the talking. Another time I tried to play “good guy” and not touch the barmaid’s ass when the prompt came up. I was proud for like three seconds, then the next event she just straight up grabs your crotch under the table and goes “you’re too slow, hero” and I felt both owned and turned on. The monsters are weirdly sexy sometimes too, like they’re 80% threat and 20% “if I lose this fight, I’m probably getting jerked off by a plant or something.” I sort of wish the sandbox part was bigger, like more weird side stuff and stupid ways to blow money, but also I know if they add more, I’ll just forget the main quest forever and live in the bar, grinding battles only so I can keep “gifting” my way into more groping scenes. Not gonna lie, half the time I closed Chrome after a “boss fight” in town instead of in the forest. And yeah, the story pretends it’s about slaying the beast, but after a while it feels like the real monster you’re fighting is your own self control every time another big titty NPC leans in and asks if you “wanna see a special move.”

So this game calls itself a kinetic story, which is a fancy way of saying you just click and read. No choices. Like being on a date where the other person talks for 45 minutes straight about discovering their body. And honestly? That’s exactly what Anita does here. She’s 18, fresh, and suddenly very aware that her skin has nerve endings. You also get chunks from her father’s perspective, which is where the incest tag lives. Not full on action, more like the heavy breathing before the storm. The pre story tease.

I kept thinking about old flash games on Newgrounds. You know the ones. Where the art was deliberately rough, almost like the creator was embarrassed to be making it but couldn’t stop. This has that energy. The writing stumbles sometimes. Sentences that feel translated through three languages and a hangover. But there’s a moment where Anita is just... touching herself, describing it with this clinical curiosity that suddenly shifts into something raw. That hit different. Most porn games polish everything until it’s sterile. This one leaves the fingerprints on the lens.

The father segments though. Look, I get the appeal of taboo, the voyeurism tag is right there. But his internal monologue reads like a man trying to justify a midlife crisis through poetry. “Richer taste” my ass. It’s uncomfortable, and not always in the way the dev intended. Still, the transformation tag is interesting. Anita isn’t just getting naked, she’s shedding something. An old self maybe. The exhibitionism comes from her testing boundaries, not just flashing for the player. There’s a scene by a window that actually made me pause. Not because it was hot, but because it felt like a real memory someone shouldn’t be sharing.

The adventure tag is a lie. You sit. You read. You occasionally squint at a background that looks like a default RPG Maker asset having a stroke. But I finished it. The whole 35 minutes. And now I’m annoyed because the actual game with choices isn’t out yet. This is just the appetizer and I’m still hungry. Typical.

My hand was already halfway down my pants before Alex even finished his first beer. That's the power of New Tenants, I guess. The whole setup with this couple fleeing to Eastern Europe because of war, it's a proper grown up stress simulator. They need a flat, jobs, the whole miserable immigrant routine. But the real housing crisis is in Alex's head, isn't it? Because Ana, his wife, she's built like a goddamn fantasy. Those big tits, that ass you could park a bike on. The game uses real model scans or something, and it's uncanny in the best way. Her body just looks... edible. The AI CG is rough around the edges, yeah, deliberately unpolished like a scuffed phone camera, but it makes the groping scenes feel dirtier somehow. More real.

I spent an embarrassing amount of time on the first scene where she's just teasing him in their new, empty apartment. The build up. Her clothes are this flimsy barrier and you're just clicking through the dialogue, waiting for the moment the hand moves. When the oral sex finally happened, the texture on her lips, the slight gap. Fuck. The anal sex path is a whole other beast, a mission of patience and persuasion that made me feel like a proper manipulative bastard. Which I am. In the game, I mean.

The male protagonist perspective is your main jam, but then it flips. You get to be Ana. See what she thinks when some slimy local offers help with the paperwork. This is where the game gets under your skin. I was trying to keep them together, really I was, but then I saw her thoughts during a groping scene with the landlord and I just... leaned into it. The NTR is avoidable, they say. For cowards, maybe. Watching her give in while I, as her, felt this twisted thrill. Forgot to mention the vaginal sex scenes have this one animation in the kitchen that's so stiff it loops like a broken GIF. Drove me crazy. Not in the good way. I wish they'd fix the sync but they won't. That's it, that's the game. A beautiful, horny mess where decisions about rent and infidelity feel equally weighty.

So I'm at my desk, supposed to be filing Q3 reports, but instead I'm three scenes deep into this thing and my boss is two cubicles over talking about synergy. The game opens with this phone call, right? And the protagonist, some 21 year old dude, goes back to his hometown or wherever. The setup is whatever. But then his neighbor shows up. Carla. And holy shit.

The animation on her. It's that 3DCG style where the skin has this slight sheen, not quite realistic but enough to make you lean in. She's got these hips that the camera just lingers on when she walks away. There's this one moment, early on, she's complaining about her husband ignoring her, and she bends over to pick up something she dropped. The way her ass fills the screen, the fabric of her dress stretching. I just sat there. Didn't click. Just watched the idle animation loop like an idiot. The sound design is minimal, mostly just wet noises and these breathy little gasps that come through my headphones way too clearly. Had to turn around and check nobody was behind me.

The handjob scene with her is where I lost track of time. You can control the speed with the mouse, and there's this look she gives the protagonist, this half lidded teasing smirk. The voice acting, if you can call it that, is mostly just moans and whispered "yes" and "right there" but it works. It really works. The way her tits bounce with each stroke, the animation isn't perfectly synced but somehow that makes it hotter? Like it's messy on purpose. You can almost feel the friction.

Forgot to mention you can set the relationships yourself. I made her the protagonist's aunt. Don't know why. Made the whole thing feel more wrong in the best way. There's other women too, all with their own failed marriages and dead bedrooms, but honestly I haven't gotten past Carla yet. The game just sits there in my browser, waiting. My report is due in twenty minutes. The mouse is still sticky from lunch.

So there's this time travel thing, right, whole world gets hit at once, and you're just some broke college kid about to flunk out. That's the setup. But the game doesn't really care about the sci-fi part. It's a dating sim wearing a cyberpunk jacket. You know the type. And honestly? The jacket's got some nice stitching.

The first thing that got me was the dialogue. Actually no, first thing was the tits. There's a milf character, I forget her name, but the way the camera lingers when she leans over a desk. That's not accidental. The animated CGs do a lot of heavy lifting. Titfuck scene with her had me pausing to check if my browser was lagging. It wasn't. It's just that smooth.

Then there's this whole school setting subplot with a lesbian couple you can sort of... orbit around. You don't get to join them, which is bullshit, but the teasing is relentless. One of them catches you staring and just smirks. Doesn't say anything. That's the kind of small detail I wish more games did. The groping scenes feel less like a minigame and more like a rhythm you have to learn. Fail and she laughs. Succeed and she pretends she didn't want it. Classic.

The interracial tag shows up late, with a character who's also tied to the incest plotline somehow? I think? The story gets fuzzy around the middle. You're trying to fix your rent situation but then suddenly there's a threesome in a lab. I don't know. I stopped caring about the plot around the time the sex toys came out. The handjob animation is weirdly tender for a game that also has group sex with aliens or something.

I keep thinking about the fantasy tag. There's a dream sequence with a big ass and a creampie that felt like it belonged in a different game entirely. But I didn't hate it. Maybe that's the point. The whole thing is a mess of genres and kinks, and it works because it never apologizes. The male protagonist is a blank slate, but the women carry every scene. Especially the one with the school uniform and the slow unbuttoning. You'll know it when you see it.

Wish there was more romance. The game says romance but it's mostly just fucking. Which is fine. But I wanted one quiet moment that wasn't leading to a blowjob. There isn't one. Not really. And maybe that's okay.

You wake up on this nameless island with your clothes ripped, your pride half dead, and your cock very much alive. The place looks like paradise drawn by a horny god who got bored of normal jungles. Every path you click turns into some new weird situation with a girl who is either trying to seduce you, drain you, eat you, or all three. You start as this clueless virgin loser washed on the beach, but the game really likes to rub that in your face at the start. Girls tease you, laugh at you, push you around, use you as toy practice. One of the first scenes, I got pinned by a girl with those monster eyes that say “I know you’ll say yes” and she just sat on my face like she owned it. No build up, no romance, just “open your mouth.” And I did. Then later she acts like I’m the one obsessed. Classic gaslighting, but with pussy. The whole thing feels like a slow corruption arc where your character is growing stronger but also more of a pervert every time you manage to “win” an encounter. Except sometimes winning looks like losing your soul inside a milf’s thighs, which honestly is fair trade.

The game is point & click, yeah, but it’s got this lazy-vacation style pacing. You wander, you poke at things, you get distracted by tits, you forget what you were even doing, then stumble into a tribal fight or some strange shrine that wants your semen for “research.” I clicked on a random cave thinking “treasure?” and got ambushed by this monster girl with cute horns who pretended to help me up, then choked me with a sloppy blowjob that went from sweet to “am I about to die happy?” pretty fast. The island is like Tinder mixed with a dungeon: every choice looks hot but might kill you or humiliate you in some very detailed ways. Some of the milfs are just brutal. One of them let me think I was taking control, made me talk big, “yeah, I’ll conquer this island, make you all my toys,” and then she just flipped me over, rode me slow, milked everything out while telling me I was her little souvenir from the sea. I liked it. I hated it. I needed a break and then clicked “continue” again like an idiot. The teasing never stops, they dangle rewards and soft moans if you explore more, talk to more tribes, collect more info. There’s this fake feeling of “I’m the one in charge now” that appears when you finally dominate a girl in a scene, grip her, make her moan your name, but a second later the game reminds you the island itself owns your ass. Honestly I wish there was less walking between events and more options to replay some of the really nasty scenes on command, but whatever, that frustration fits the fantasy. It feels like the island is edging you on purpose, just giving you enough pussy, mouth, and desperate monster girls to keep you lost in it forever.

The whole thing has this weird, almost bootleg visual novel energy. The AI CG gives everything a glossy, slightly uncanny sheen, like someone fed a thousand hentai screencaps into a blender and hit 'puree'. Ash and Mila, the engaged couple, look like they're made of melted candle wax in some scenes, but then the light hits Mila's ass just right during a teasing scene and suddenly I get it. I completely get it. The groping mechanics are basically a point and click adventure where the treasure is always under her shirt. You just sort of poke at her tits until a meter fills up. It's not deep. It's barely a game. But watching that meter creep while she gives you this dead eyed look of simulated pleasure? That's my kind of broken retro aesthetic. Like a corrupted ROM of a dating sim that never existed.

There's this one oral sex scene where the protagonist's face clips right through her stomach. I stared at it for a solid minute. It's not a bug, it's a feature of this whole AI generated fever dream. The writing is trying to be a serious drama about wedding planning, but then you'll click on a lamp and suddenly you're balls deep in a creampie scene with a character you met two text boxes ago. The tonal whiplash is the real gameplay loop. I wish the masturbation scenes had more interaction than just a looped animation, but that's never getting patched. This is it. This is the final form.

Replayability? For the plot? No. But for the sheer, bizarre spectacle of seeing what anatomical nightmare the AI spits out next? I've already gone back three times. The big tits and big ass tags are doing a lot of heavy lifting here, because the character models are basically just those body parts with a person vaguely attached. It's like someone described sex to an alien and this was the result. A beautiful, horny, glitchy mess.

You open this thing and right away it feels like walking into a room you really shouldn’t, but you still stand there staring. Guy really loves his girl, all romantic and soft, and in the first minutes you already know he’s the type that overthinks everything. Then boom, living room scene, she’s half dressed with another dude, and the vibe is not “oops accident”, it’s “we’ve done this before and it was fun”. That hit actually works pretty well, because the game doesn’t rush into porn mode. It lets you sit in that “oh shit” moment, listening to his brain crack a little. And you keep clicking because, yeah, you want to see the porn, but also you want to watch this poor bastard crumble in slow motion. It’s like those cringe TikToks where you know the punchline is painful but you watch till the end anyway. Mixed with hentai, obviously.

What surprised me is how much it leans into the humiliation and teasing instead of just spamming sex scenes. The impotence thing is treated almost like a character by itself. He’s there, naked, trying to be a man, and his dick is basically on strike while the girl is talking about “helping” him. That “help” slowly turns into her getting way too comfy using other guys as “therapy”, and you kinda see the slope. At first it’s like: “Oh, she still loves him, it’s just a little help, poor baby.” Then you notice tiny things. The way she looks at the other guy’s cock, how she stays just a bit too long sitting on his lap, how she keeps the main dude around only to watch. And she knows he’s watching. The game really leans into that: the MC peeking from doors, from hallways, pretending he’s not enjoying it and still not leaving. I have a whole folder of screenshots where I had to blur half the screen because she’s giving a footjob on the couch in the same spot they used to cuddle. That image is kind of burned into my skull and I’m not even mad. Just slightly worried for my sanity.

What I really liked is how the female domination sneaks in quietly at first. It’s not whips and leather. It’s her deciding when he’s allowed to touch, when he has to just watch, when she “accidentally” spreads her legs in public and laughs it off, knowing he’ll think about it later. Exhibition stuff creeps up: open curtains, half-open doors, outfits that are absolutely not normal for a “just staying home” night. The humor is fucked up in a good way too. There are moments where the cuck thing is just raw and sad, then suddenly you get this dumb line or a goofy reaction face and you almost choke because you were, you know, doing something with one hand. Someone in the dev team definitely has that evil little troll energy, using jokes to make the next cruel scene hit harder. There’s also more than one POV floating around, which is great and annoying at the same time. Great, because seeing scenes from a different brain gives more context. Annoying, because sometimes you just want to stay in the MC’s misery and not jump to some smug bastard thinking about how tight she is while you’re still processing the last bit of dialogue. Also, tiny thing, but the text box font in one scene is a bit too bright against the background and it bothered me way more than it should. Never got fixed inside my head. Anyway, this one isn’t for people who want happy endings or power fantasies. It’s slow mental torture wrapped in sex, cheating, voyeur games, and a girl who figures out very fast that she can weaponize his broken pride and maybe her own kinks too.