Dad's phone v0.5.2
This one’s a slow burn, the kind where you’re not even sure it’s a porn game until the shame hits you like a truck. You’re a widower, a proper DILF type, and your whole world is your daughter Lidia. She’s this bright, tight little teen off to some fancy university abroad. The whole thing runs on your phone. Literally. It’s a text message simulator. You’re just tapping through messages, watching her life unfold from a distance, feeling like a sad sack.
Then the messages get weird. She sends a pic of her new dorm room and you catch a reflection in the window. A sliver of bare shoulder. Was that on purpose? The game’s AI generated art is rough as guts, honestly. Faces melt if you squint, fingers turn into tentacles. But the text. Fuck. The teasing is surgical. She’ll ask if you’re eating properly, then mention the campus boys are “so immature” compared to someone who knows how to handle things. My dick got the message before my brain did. The simulator part is bare bones, just choosing reply options, but the humor is dark and the tension is thick. I wish the art wasn’t so janky, but it won’t be fixed.
The first real cumshot scene isn’t a picture. It’s her describing a wet dream she had. In detail. Over text. She’s typing “daddy” and then deleting it, you see the little dots, and when the full message comes through my screen got foggy from my breathing. It’s a romance built on a broken family, a gap that needs filling in the worst way. There’s no big finish, no satisfying climax to the plot, just this constant, grinding, wrong feeling that you’re both circling the same drain. Don’t expect a university simulator, it’s just a backdrop for the phone sex. My advice? Save before every text choice. The branching is stupidly fragile and one wrong “fatherly” response can lock you out of the juicy stuff for good. Don’t be a hero. Be a dirty old man.
Then the messages get weird. She sends a pic of her new dorm room and you catch a reflection in the window. A sliver of bare shoulder. Was that on purpose? The game’s AI generated art is rough as guts, honestly. Faces melt if you squint, fingers turn into tentacles. But the text. Fuck. The teasing is surgical. She’ll ask if you’re eating properly, then mention the campus boys are “so immature” compared to someone who knows how to handle things. My dick got the message before my brain did. The simulator part is bare bones, just choosing reply options, but the humor is dark and the tension is thick. I wish the art wasn’t so janky, but it won’t be fixed.
The first real cumshot scene isn’t a picture. It’s her describing a wet dream she had. In detail. Over text. She’s typing “daddy” and then deleting it, you see the little dots, and when the full message comes through my screen got foggy from my breathing. It’s a romance built on a broken family, a gap that needs filling in the worst way. There’s no big finish, no satisfying climax to the plot, just this constant, grinding, wrong feeling that you’re both circling the same drain. Don’t expect a university simulator, it’s just a backdrop for the phone sex. My advice? Save before every text choice. The branching is stupidly fragile and one wrong “fatherly” response can lock you out of the juicy stuff for good. Don’t be a hero. Be a dirty old man.
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👁 2K
★★★☆☆
Lust Goddess
Collect prizes and items in the mail with each battle won, as they will help you evolve your educated fighters. The longer you evolve your lovely warriors, the more their corporal appearance switches. And from "switches", we suggest "that they become supah unveiling, taunting you endlessly". And, if you can not escape from this headspace these hot hot visuals have pushed one into, the game does include a useful "auto" mode which can perform the top moves, which means it is possible to keep concentrating on your win - or, you knowthat anything is holding your focus.
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👁 4.8K
★★★★★
SexOlympics v0.1
Okay so you know those games where everyone's like "oh no we must study hard for the big exam" and then suddenly there's a dick measuring contest in the library? This ain't that. It's way dumber. In a good way? Maybe.
The whole setup is a frat competition but calling it "somewhat unusual" in the description is like saying water is somewhat wet. You got this dude, fresh to university, and he's immediately thrown into this camp thing where the only rule is "prove you're the best fraternity." By... fucking? I think? The game never really explains the scoring system which drove me nuts. Like one minute you're talking to some girl about her major and the next she's bent over a table and I'm just supposed to accept that this counts as points for the frat. What are the metrics here? Endurance? Technique? How much noise she makes? I spent way too long thinking about this. The dialogue choices are bizarre too, sometimes you pick something totally normal and the reaction is like you just proposed marriage, other times you say something filthy and everyone acts like you commented on the weather. There's this one character, the redhead, her scenes are actually pretty hot, I'll give them that. The way the art shifts during those moments, it's deliberately rough but it works. Unlike the blonde girl who just looks confused the whole time. Not in a cute way, in a "did I leave the oven on" way. Anyway I clicked through most of her stuff. The humor lands maybe 40% of the time, which is better than most of these games honestly. Some of the lines made me snort. Others made me wonder if the writer was having a stroke. "You are make my heart become like the fast rabbit." That's a real quote. I think about it a lot. Wish there was more actual frat rivalry content instead of just random hookups that happen to be near Greek letters but I guess that's the genre, right? Visual novel players just want to see tits and the thinnest possible excuse for them. Can't blame the devs for knowing their audience.
The whole setup is a frat competition but calling it "somewhat unusual" in the description is like saying water is somewhat wet. You got this dude, fresh to university, and he's immediately thrown into this camp thing where the only rule is "prove you're the best fraternity." By... fucking? I think? The game never really explains the scoring system which drove me nuts. Like one minute you're talking to some girl about her major and the next she's bent over a table and I'm just supposed to accept that this counts as points for the frat. What are the metrics here? Endurance? Technique? How much noise she makes? I spent way too long thinking about this. The dialogue choices are bizarre too, sometimes you pick something totally normal and the reaction is like you just proposed marriage, other times you say something filthy and everyone acts like you commented on the weather. There's this one character, the redhead, her scenes are actually pretty hot, I'll give them that. The way the art shifts during those moments, it's deliberately rough but it works. Unlike the blonde girl who just looks confused the whole time. Not in a cute way, in a "did I leave the oven on" way. Anyway I clicked through most of her stuff. The humor lands maybe 40% of the time, which is better than most of these games honestly. Some of the lines made me snort. Others made me wonder if the writer was having a stroke. "You are make my heart become like the fast rabbit." That's a real quote. I think about it a lot. Wish there was more actual frat rivalry content instead of just random hookups that happen to be near Greek letters but I guess that's the genre, right? Visual novel players just want to see tits and the thinnest possible excuse for them. Can't blame the devs for knowing their audience.
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👁 303
★★★★★
University's Secrets Episode 1- Part 2
Main character walks into this university thinking he’s gonna just chill, jerk off in his room, maybe flirt a bit, and suddenly every single person around him has some weird secret vibe going on. It’s like those “normal campus” Instagram reels, but if you paused every frame there’s a girl hiding a sex toy in her bag, a teacher adjusting that tight skirt just a bit too slow, and the nerdy dude in the back watching everything way too closely. You start in your dorm, roommate gone, porn tab open, hand already in your pants, and the game just goes “yeah that’s canon, keep going.” Masturbation isn’t a little side joke here, it’s part of the MC’s brain, like a second inner voice going “imagine her on your lap” while he pretends to think about exams.
What I liked is how it pretends to be wholesome student life, then lowkey shoves your face into some nasty shit. One moment you’re chatting with a shy girl in the library, she’s blushing over some romantic book, and your only “problem” is picking a nice reply. Next moment you accidentally catch her late at night grinding on the corner of a table when she thinks nobody’s around. And you don’t just watch it as a passive cutscene, no. The voyeur stuff slides in slowly. Tiny choices like “peek again” or “walk away” shape how much of a creep you become, and the game sort of smiles and nods if you keep picking the horny options. There’s a scene where you pretend to study in class while secretly checking out the teacher’s ass every time she writes on the board, and the camera absolutely knows what you’re doing. Those huge tits pressed into a tight blouse, her bending over some other student’s desk while your imagination just explodes. You can practically feel the MC having to adjust his dick under the table and trying not to get called to the front.
What surprised me is how it mixes actual emotional stuff with very “I need to cum right now” energy. You get romance routes with girls who aren’t just walking porn, they have problems, drama, weird secrets that make you think “oh shit, I wasn’t ready for this.” Then in the middle of some heavy moment you’re suddenly imagining her on all fours on a dorm bed, ass in the air, and the game doesn’t punish you for it. It just lets you be a horny idiot trying to act like a decent human. The male protagonist has this messy, believable vibe: he wants love, but he also absolutely wants to see his teacher’s panties when she leans over, or jerk off after spying on someone through a barely open door. Sometimes the humor hits hard, like joking about “studying anatomy” while you stare at a girl’s curves, and sometimes it’s awkward in a way that feels honestly kinda real. It’s not polished, some scenes feel like they cut off right when you’re getting into them, some choices look big but don’t do much, and there’s that one background asset that annoyed me for no real reason, but whatever, my brain was too busy following the next secret, the next confession, the next chance to sneak a look at a big ass walking up the dorm stairs.
What I liked is how it pretends to be wholesome student life, then lowkey shoves your face into some nasty shit. One moment you’re chatting with a shy girl in the library, she’s blushing over some romantic book, and your only “problem” is picking a nice reply. Next moment you accidentally catch her late at night grinding on the corner of a table when she thinks nobody’s around. And you don’t just watch it as a passive cutscene, no. The voyeur stuff slides in slowly. Tiny choices like “peek again” or “walk away” shape how much of a creep you become, and the game sort of smiles and nods if you keep picking the horny options. There’s a scene where you pretend to study in class while secretly checking out the teacher’s ass every time she writes on the board, and the camera absolutely knows what you’re doing. Those huge tits pressed into a tight blouse, her bending over some other student’s desk while your imagination just explodes. You can practically feel the MC having to adjust his dick under the table and trying not to get called to the front.
What surprised me is how it mixes actual emotional stuff with very “I need to cum right now” energy. You get romance routes with girls who aren’t just walking porn, they have problems, drama, weird secrets that make you think “oh shit, I wasn’t ready for this.” Then in the middle of some heavy moment you’re suddenly imagining her on all fours on a dorm bed, ass in the air, and the game doesn’t punish you for it. It just lets you be a horny idiot trying to act like a decent human. The male protagonist has this messy, believable vibe: he wants love, but he also absolutely wants to see his teacher’s panties when she leans over, or jerk off after spying on someone through a barely open door. Sometimes the humor hits hard, like joking about “studying anatomy” while you stare at a girl’s curves, and sometimes it’s awkward in a way that feels honestly kinda real. It’s not polished, some scenes feel like they cut off right when you’re getting into them, some choices look big but don’t do much, and there’s that one background asset that annoyed me for no real reason, but whatever, my brain was too busy following the next secret, the next confession, the next chance to sneak a look at a big ass walking up the dorm stairs.
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👁 738
★★★★☆
University Switch v1.0
The whole thing feels like someone scanned their actual uni campus and then said fuck it, let's make it horny. Not in a polished way. The animations are 2D and they have that Ren'py jank where a character's hand will just teleport from a desk to their hair between frames. It's almost charming, like a flipbook made by someone who was definitely not thinking about art class.
The voyeur stuff hits different when it's set in a place that feels lived in. There's this one scene early on, you're just sitting in a lecture hall and the girl two rows down is stretching, her shirt riding up. The game doesn't announce it. No camera zoom, no sparkle effect. You just notice. Or you don't. That's the mechanic I keep coming back to, the choice to look or not look isn't a big flashing button. It's a subtle prompt that disappears if you wait too long. Missed it the first time because I was reading the actual lecture text on screen, which is some nonsense about philosophy. Tibi ipsi esto fidelis. Yeah, sure, prof.
The hometown transfer setup is whatever, standard male protag returning to familiar streets, but the branching is where it gets messy in a good way. You can end up a total doormat in one route and a manipulative creep in another. I tried the submissive path and honestly felt gross after a specific encounter with a student council type. Not because it was badly written, but because it was too real. The dialogue has this stilted quality, like English is a second language for the dev too, and somehow that makes the awkward silences more awkward. The sex scenes are explicit, no fade to black bullshit, but the anatomy is... let's say enthusiastic. Proportions that would make a hentai artist blush.
Wish the save system wasn't so buried in the menu. Three clicks to quicksave is two too many when you're trying to branch a decision about whether to follow someone into the library stacks. The school setting is underused. You've got this whole campus and most of the action is in dorms and empty classrooms. Where's the risky hookup in the greenhouse? The forgotten basement corridor? Missed opportunities that won't get patched because this game is what it is.
The voyeur stuff hits different when it's set in a place that feels lived in. There's this one scene early on, you're just sitting in a lecture hall and the girl two rows down is stretching, her shirt riding up. The game doesn't announce it. No camera zoom, no sparkle effect. You just notice. Or you don't. That's the mechanic I keep coming back to, the choice to look or not look isn't a big flashing button. It's a subtle prompt that disappears if you wait too long. Missed it the first time because I was reading the actual lecture text on screen, which is some nonsense about philosophy. Tibi ipsi esto fidelis. Yeah, sure, prof.
The hometown transfer setup is whatever, standard male protag returning to familiar streets, but the branching is where it gets messy in a good way. You can end up a total doormat in one route and a manipulative creep in another. I tried the submissive path and honestly felt gross after a specific encounter with a student council type. Not because it was badly written, but because it was too real. The dialogue has this stilted quality, like English is a second language for the dev too, and somehow that makes the awkward silences more awkward. The sex scenes are explicit, no fade to black bullshit, but the anatomy is... let's say enthusiastic. Proportions that would make a hentai artist blush.
Wish the save system wasn't so buried in the menu. Three clicks to quicksave is two too many when you're trying to branch a decision about whether to follow someone into the library stacks. The school setting is underused. You've got this whole campus and most of the action is in dorms and empty classrooms. Where's the risky hookup in the greenhouse? The forgotten basement corridor? Missed opportunities that won't get patched because this game is what it is.
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👁 239
★★★★★
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★★★★★
Love on the Approach v1.0
First time I loaded this up I honestly thought my browser had a stroke. The AI CG is wild, like someone fed a neural network nothing but hentai screencaps from 2006 and told it to go nuts. Hands melt into thighs, eyes point in slightly wrong directions, but somehow that jank makes the whole thing hit different. Its not polished and it knows it, theres this raw splatter of color and anatomy that feels like finding a doujin in a back alley server.
So youre this guy who stumbles into managing a womens volleyball team at Tokyo U, right. Standard setup. But the coach is a colossal dickhead, the kind that makes you want to reach through the screen. And the girls. The girls have these absolutely ridiculous proportions that the AI sometimes forgets are attached to a spine. You get your standard routes, the shy library one, the intense gym rat, all with those big anime eyes that stare into your soul while youre picking dialogue choices that feel like they matter until you reload and realize the branching is more of a gentle suggestion. The netorare tag looms over everything like a threat you keep expecting to trigger by breathing wrong.
The animated scenes are choppy in a way that circles back around to hypnotic. Like a flipbook made by someone who only kinda understands how hips work. Oral scenes have this wet, messy quality where the AI clearly spent extra rendering time on tongues and fluids. The vaginal sex animations stutter but the sounds, fuck, whoever did the audio deserves a raise. Wet slaps and moans that dont sync perfectly but still get the job done. Theres a scene in the locker room after practice where the coach is being a prick and you can either console the setter or exploit the moment. I picked exploit because Im trash and the resulting CG had her volleyball shorts pulled so tight the AI just gave up on fabric physics entirely. Glorious.
Wish the text hadnt been run through a translator that hates articles. "You feel warmth of her body" it says, and I get it, I do, but my brain keeps wanting to add "the" everywhere. The multiple endings thing is real, I got one where everyone was miserable and I think it was my fault but the game never really explains what I did wrong. The whole thing feels like a fever dream I had after watching Haikyuu and then scrolling pixiv at 4am. Not sure if I recommend it but I keep coming back. The library girls route has this one CG where her glasses are fogged up and the AI interpreted that as making her entire face slightly translucent. You can see her skull. Its terrifying and hot.
So youre this guy who stumbles into managing a womens volleyball team at Tokyo U, right. Standard setup. But the coach is a colossal dickhead, the kind that makes you want to reach through the screen. And the girls. The girls have these absolutely ridiculous proportions that the AI sometimes forgets are attached to a spine. You get your standard routes, the shy library one, the intense gym rat, all with those big anime eyes that stare into your soul while youre picking dialogue choices that feel like they matter until you reload and realize the branching is more of a gentle suggestion. The netorare tag looms over everything like a threat you keep expecting to trigger by breathing wrong.
The animated scenes are choppy in a way that circles back around to hypnotic. Like a flipbook made by someone who only kinda understands how hips work. Oral scenes have this wet, messy quality where the AI clearly spent extra rendering time on tongues and fluids. The vaginal sex animations stutter but the sounds, fuck, whoever did the audio deserves a raise. Wet slaps and moans that dont sync perfectly but still get the job done. Theres a scene in the locker room after practice where the coach is being a prick and you can either console the setter or exploit the moment. I picked exploit because Im trash and the resulting CG had her volleyball shorts pulled so tight the AI just gave up on fabric physics entirely. Glorious.
Wish the text hadnt been run through a translator that hates articles. "You feel warmth of her body" it says, and I get it, I do, but my brain keeps wanting to add "the" everywhere. The multiple endings thing is real, I got one where everyone was miserable and I think it was my fault but the game never really explains what I did wrong. The whole thing feels like a fever dream I had after watching Haikyuu and then scrolling pixiv at 4am. Not sure if I recommend it but I keep coming back. The library girls route has this one CG where her glasses are fogged up and the AI interpreted that as making her entire face slightly translucent. You can see her skull. Its terrifying and hot.
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👁 1.5K
★★★☆☆
Mafia Certificate v0.4.1
The first thing that hits you is how aggressively mediocre the 3D models are. Like, someone spent exactly enough time in a character creator to make the girls look vaguely fuckable but not enough to give them, I don't know, souls? The main girl, the one with the red hair who's supposed to be your university contact, has this dead-eyed stare that follows you around the dorm room. It's supposed to be sexy when she leans over to "help with your studies" but her tits clip through her shirt in a way that made me laugh out loud. Not the reaction I think they wanted.
The whole setup is you're some mafia-connected kid who has to blend in at this fancy private university while the city outside is basically a gang war waiting to happen. There's a management system for your criminal empire that feels like a shitty mobile game I played in 2016, you know the one, where you tap buildings to collect money and the numbers go up but nothing really changes. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out why my respect stat wasn't increasing and it turns out I had to click on a specific NPC three times in a row during a specific time of day. The game never tells you this. I found it by accident while trying to see if the blonde girl's skirt would clip through the desk (it does).
The sex scenes unlock in this weirdly mechanical way. Do a mission for the gang, get a blowjob. Attend enough classes, the goth chick with the tattoos suddenly wants to ride you in the library. There's no buildup, no tension, just a checklist of tasks and then genitals appear. The sound design during these moments is something else entirely, wet noises that sound like someone stirring macaroni salad with too much mayonnaise. I can't unhear it. The writing tries to be dark and mysterious but reads like a teenager's idea of what the mafia is like, lots of "you better keep your mouth shut" and "the boss wants to see you" without any weight behind it. Still, I kept playing. Not sure why. Maybe I wanted to see if the redhead's eyes would ever focus on something. They don't.
The whole setup is you're some mafia-connected kid who has to blend in at this fancy private university while the city outside is basically a gang war waiting to happen. There's a management system for your criminal empire that feels like a shitty mobile game I played in 2016, you know the one, where you tap buildings to collect money and the numbers go up but nothing really changes. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out why my respect stat wasn't increasing and it turns out I had to click on a specific NPC three times in a row during a specific time of day. The game never tells you this. I found it by accident while trying to see if the blonde girl's skirt would clip through the desk (it does).
The sex scenes unlock in this weirdly mechanical way. Do a mission for the gang, get a blowjob. Attend enough classes, the goth chick with the tattoos suddenly wants to ride you in the library. There's no buildup, no tension, just a checklist of tasks and then genitals appear. The sound design during these moments is something else entirely, wet noises that sound like someone stirring macaroni salad with too much mayonnaise. I can't unhear it. The writing tries to be dark and mysterious but reads like a teenager's idea of what the mafia is like, lots of "you better keep your mouth shut" and "the boss wants to see you" without any weight behind it. Still, I kept playing. Not sure why. Maybe I wanted to see if the redhead's eyes would ever focus on something. They don't.
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👁 491
★★★☆☆
Star vs The Desires of University v0.1.0a
Star Butterfly in a university visual novel. My brain shorted out for a second. Not the cartoon, the fangame thing where she's older and everyone from Mewni is doing college stuff. Fine. I got maybe twenty minutes between putting the kid down and the dryer buzzer going off.
The Renpy setup means clicking through dialogue. Some paths lead to a blowjob scene in an abandoned classroom with Star. Others to Jackie or Janna, I forget. Whole thing is rough, like deliberately unpolished. Sprites look traced. Dialogue boxes have spelling errors. But the weird thing is it works for the vibe. Feels like finding a sketchy comic at a convention, not a polished eroge.
There's this one scene where Marco is talking about how Earth and Mewni merged eight years ago and everyone just accepted it like taxes. Then suddenly you're picking dialogue options for Star to flash someone behind the library stacks. The tonal whiplash is insane. I laughed once, then felt weird about laughing because the next screen was a closeup of her tits with the old cartoon art style stretched over them.
The whole thing runs in a browser tab. No install, no storage. Just click and go. Which is good because I keep clearing my history anyway.
Wish the blonde tag meant more characters. It's mostly Star. And the student setting is wasted, could have done more with the campus. But whatever. It's a fangame parody with hentai scenes and nostalgia triggers for people who watched the show at a very specific age. Not balanced, not deep, not even finished feeling.
Dryer's done.
The Renpy setup means clicking through dialogue. Some paths lead to a blowjob scene in an abandoned classroom with Star. Others to Jackie or Janna, I forget. Whole thing is rough, like deliberately unpolished. Sprites look traced. Dialogue boxes have spelling errors. But the weird thing is it works for the vibe. Feels like finding a sketchy comic at a convention, not a polished eroge.
There's this one scene where Marco is talking about how Earth and Mewni merged eight years ago and everyone just accepted it like taxes. Then suddenly you're picking dialogue options for Star to flash someone behind the library stacks. The tonal whiplash is insane. I laughed once, then felt weird about laughing because the next screen was a closeup of her tits with the old cartoon art style stretched over them.
The whole thing runs in a browser tab. No install, no storage. Just click and go. Which is good because I keep clearing my history anyway.
Wish the blonde tag meant more characters. It's mostly Star. And the student setting is wasted, could have done more with the campus. But whatever. It's a fangame parody with hentai scenes and nostalgia triggers for people who watched the show at a very specific age. Not balanced, not deep, not even finished feeling.
Dryer's done.
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👁 1.9K
★★★★☆
Letter to My Dream
ok so i was scrolling through a certain site you know the one with the green logo and too many tags and i found Letter to My Dream. it's one of those choice based visual novels set at Rosendale University, very much in that "young guy leaves home, discovers himself" lane. the cg hentai scenes are unlocked through decisions which is standard but what got me was this one moment with a friend character, i won't spoil names but she's the one who helps you move into dorms. the scene starts with her just sitting on your bed, talking about how the mattress is shit, and then she just... stops talking. the way the artist drew her eyes in that cg, half lidded and a little too focused, it's like the whole screen got warmer. she leans back and the shirt rides up just enough to see the curve of her stomach and the top of her panties, this pale blue cotton that looks so soft you can almost feel it. the dialogue choices pop up and i just stared at them for like a full minute because one option was to just... reach out and touch that exposed skin. when you pick it, the next cg is her breath hitching, her hand grabbing your wrist but not pushing you away, and the text describes the sound of her zipper like it's the loudest thing in the world. the actual sex cg is missionary but the angle is from above and slightly behind her head so you see her face scrunched up and her legs wrapped around, and there's this one detail where her socks are still on, these little ankle socks with a strawberry pattern, and i don't know why that stuck with me but it did. the writing during the scene is actually decent, not just "oh yes harder" but little fragments of dialogue that sound like real people being awkward and horny at the same time.
the game itself is still in episodes so you'll hit a "to be continued" wall which is frustrating as hell. the ui is functional but the font choices are... a choice. some of the friend group dynamics feel like they were written by someone who watched a lot of college movies but never actually went to one. but that scene, man. that scene is living in my head rent free. the way the choices actually branch the relationship paths is more involved than i expected, though i wish the "conflict" parts of the description were more present, it's mostly just vibes and flirting so far. anyway i need episode 4 like yesterday.
the game itself is still in episodes so you'll hit a "to be continued" wall which is frustrating as hell. the ui is functional but the font choices are... a choice. some of the friend group dynamics feel like they were written by someone who watched a lot of college movies but never actually went to one. but that scene, man. that scene is living in my head rent free. the way the choices actually branch the relationship paths is more involved than i expected, though i wish the "conflict" parts of the description were more present, it's mostly just vibes and flirting so far. anyway i need episode 4 like yesterday.
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👁 1.5K
★★★★☆
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★★★★★
COED Conquest
Chad Gibson. Even the name sounds like a frat paddle to the face. This game, COED Conquest, hands you this dude, a business major, and drops him into some experimental program where he has to build a startup. The real grind isn't the spreadsheets though, it's the campus full of women whose sole existence seems to be testing his, and by extension your, ability to not just drool on the keyboard. The whole thing runs on a visual novel engine, so it's a lot of clicking through text and hitting the occasional choice that supposedly steers your horny little empire.
The art is CG hentai, and there's this one scene early on with a tutor, a redhead with glasses, that lives in my head rent free. The way the light catches the spit string when she pulls back. Chef's kiss. Absolute cinema. But then the very next dialogue box will have some of the most cardboard cutout, "I am here to learn about business logistics" bullshit you've ever read. The localization feels like it was run through a translator that learned English exclusively from tax forms and then someone tried to sex it up with a thesaurus. Sometimes it wraps back around to being hilarious, like when a character describes a blowjob as a "mutually beneficial oral merger." Fucking gold. I want that on a plaque.
Gameplay wise, you're juggling stats, money, and which girl to pursue. Mess up the business side and you'll be too broke to take anyone out. It's a weirdly stressful loop for a porn game. I found myself actually doing the math on profit margins for a campus hot dog stand while ignoring a very obvious come on from a goth chick in my econ class because I was 50 bucks short of an upgrade. That's the twist, right? The game makes you the cockblock. You want to see the lewd CG set? Better optimize your supply chain first, dumbass. And for some reason, the inventory screen has a glitch where items will just duplicate if you sort them alphabetically. Free money, I guess, but it breaks the whole "struggling student" vibe when you're accidentally a hot dog magnate with infinite inventory. Still, that tutor scene.
The art is CG hentai, and there's this one scene early on with a tutor, a redhead with glasses, that lives in my head rent free. The way the light catches the spit string when she pulls back. Chef's kiss. Absolute cinema. But then the very next dialogue box will have some of the most cardboard cutout, "I am here to learn about business logistics" bullshit you've ever read. The localization feels like it was run through a translator that learned English exclusively from tax forms and then someone tried to sex it up with a thesaurus. Sometimes it wraps back around to being hilarious, like when a character describes a blowjob as a "mutually beneficial oral merger." Fucking gold. I want that on a plaque.
Gameplay wise, you're juggling stats, money, and which girl to pursue. Mess up the business side and you'll be too broke to take anyone out. It's a weirdly stressful loop for a porn game. I found myself actually doing the math on profit margins for a campus hot dog stand while ignoring a very obvious come on from a goth chick in my econ class because I was 50 bucks short of an upgrade. That's the twist, right? The game makes you the cockblock. You want to see the lewd CG set? Better optimize your supply chain first, dumbass. And for some reason, the inventory screen has a glitch where items will just duplicate if you sort them alphabetically. Free money, I guess, but it breaks the whole "struggling student" vibe when you're accidentally a hot dog magnate with infinite inventory. Still, that tutor scene.
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