Cartoon Hearts: School of Desire feels like someone mashed together horny fanfic, a Ren’Py template and a bunch of cartoon crushes from puberty, then just said “yeah whatever, ship it.” You’re this “ordinary” student in a city where nobody cares that half the girls look like they walked out of Saturday morning shows. Nobody comments on it, they just sit in homeroom with you, arguing about homework and then five clicks later they’re asking if you prefer tits or ass. That kind of tone. It shouldn’t work, but somehow your brain just accepts it, like when you binge hentai in a different tab while pretending to answer Slack messages.

What hooked me fast is how they play the school routine. It’s not just click-next porn. You do the usual VN stuff, sure, but they sneak little choices that actually matter for scenes. Like, you’re in art class with the shy girl who always hides behind her sketchbook, and if you pick the “tease her gently” option way early, hours later she’ll remember that and suddenly her “private sketch collection” looks a lot less PG and a lot more “I drew myself getting railed by a faceless guy, totally not you, haha.” I ended up save-scumming like crazy to see all versions. There’s this one locker room scene with the star athlete, where you can play it nice, cocky or just straight perv, and the dialogue flips hard depending on how you treated her the whole route. If you’ve been respectful all the way, she still ends up grinding on your lap in the showers, but it feels like she hates herself a little less for it. If you were an asshole from the start, she kinda leans into it and the dirty talk goes straight degeneracy. Both routes are hot, I still can’t decide which I like more, but I also kinda wish they let you push it even further and they just dont.

Fanservice hits in a really dumb, satisfying way. One moment you’re sitting next to this girl who is clearly a reskinned Violet-type, hair over her face, quiet, all insecure about being “weird.” She invites you to her place “to study,” lights low, superhero posters on the wall that are absolutely not subtle, and if you’ve built enough trust she starts talking about “wanting to disappear during sex” and boom, suddenly you’re fucking her while she tries not to make a sound, blushing like she’ll explode. Then in another route you’re in the library with the more goth, Raven-ish one, and she’s pretending she doesn’t care while literally using her powers to lock the doors so nobody interrupts while she sits on your face between bookcases. Game pretends it’s about “feelings and dreams,” but most of the writing energy clearly went into filthy lines during those sessions. Half the time I was skipping to unlock the CGs, then going back to read because some of the pillow talk is surprisingly sharp, then immediately regretting it when the MC says something cringe like “my passion for you burns like a thousand suns.” Who talks like that.

Little thing that annoyed me: the text box is slightly too transparent. You can see the boobs behind it, but not quite enough, so you keep toggling the UI off with your finger in this stupid rhythm and it breaks the flow. I kept thinking they’ll add a slider for that in options, but no, it just stays like that. Also, the pacing is all over the place. One route takes you from first crush to full anal in what feels like three afternoons at school, while another makes you grind affection points forever before you get a single kiss. But then when it finally pops, it’s a long multi-part scene, with little intermissions where you decide if you want to push further or slow down, and if you’re a completion freak like me you’ll be reloading to catch that one variation where she pulls your head down and whispers this filthy line that only appears if you were nice to her during one tiny hallway talk. It’s messy, horny, and half the time I felt like I was playing a porn version of trying to get 100% in a JRPG, just chasing every last expression in the gallery while pretending my mouse hand isn’t tired.

It’s weird how this game makes guilt feel sexy. You wake up inside someone else’s head - not just anyone, but that stretchy mom-hero everyone secretly had a thing for back when Pixar still pretended innocence. The premise should be grim, revenge and all that, but the tone keeps slipping between sad and horny, like the dev couldn’t decide if it’s therapy or foreplay. The way control shifts feels personal, almost too intimate. It’s not just mind control; it’s like the game’s trying to pry into your own urges while you’re prying into hers. And maybe I’m reading too much into polygons, but when she touches herself, it’s never about lust alone - it’s about realizing her hands aren’t really hers anymore. That mechanic where you can *feel* the resistance in her movements is unsettling in a delicious way.

There’s this one scene with the aunt - yeah, the bakery one - where she talks to you like she *knows* you’re there, like she’s been waiting for the voice in her head to finally answer back. It’s creepy and tender, then suddenly it’s just obscene. I laughed because the transition was so abrupt it felt real. The body models aren’t flawless either, and that helps. A little awkward jiggle, fingers clipping through skin, like even the code itself can’t believe what’s happening. The audio’s inconsistent - sometimes soft breathing, sometimes nothing at all, dead silence while something filthy goes down. It’s that silence that hits hardest. You start thinking, maybe she’s ashamed. Maybe you are.

I hate the damn save menu though. Always pops right when things get heated, like the universe reminding you this isn’t real. But maybe that’s what makes it stick. It’s messy, it’s wrong, and it lingers afterwards like a guilty text you never sent. You’ll probably close it and tell yourself you didn’t enjoy it that much. You’re lying.

This one honestly feels like somebody mashed together my deviantArt favorites from 2009 and a folder of cursed 3D test renders, then said “ok, now you walk around and fuck them.” You start off just wandering the city map, which looks weirdly like a Google Maps screenshot that lost a fight with a porn ad, clicking spots to find heroines. No slow build up, no long intro, you just bump into Raven, Violet, Helen and a few others that clearly had a very thin “parody” excuse thrown on top so nobody has to redraw them. As a cosplayer I look at Raven’s outfit and think “yeah, I can make that cloak in two days,” then two minutes later I’m watching her choke on the MC’s dick because I picked the slightly mean dialogue option instead of the fake nice one.

The mix of 2D and 3D is messy in a fun way. Some scenes are flat art with nice thick lines, others swap into stiff 3D models that look like they were made in Blender at 3 in the morning. Sometimes that ruins the mood, sometimes it makes it hotter because it feels like those old stolen Pixar porn loops that used to float around Telegram. I really liked Violet’s blowjob scene where the camera suddenly cuts to this voyeur angle through a half open door, like you’re spying while she’s on her knees, hair in her face, trying to keep quiet. And after that I realised the game actually leans hard into that voyeur thing: you peek on them in dressing rooms, shower, alleys, like the whole town is one big horny CCTV project. One of the funniest moments was catching Helen bent over in some random storage room, the dev clearly loved her ass because everything is focused there, and the MC just casually decides “ok, you’re mine now” and the game treats her more like property from then on, with options that feel like managing a very obedient sex pet. It’s fucked up, but the game is not pretending it’s anything else. Some paths are straight up non-consent, the text goes hard on that “you’re my slave now” tone and if that’s not your kink there is no gentle way around it, it just hits you in the face.

I kept getting distracted thinking about how to build a latex version of Violet’s suit while the game is busy turning her into a prostitute you send around town. Those scenes can be rough: you literally choose where she works, for how much, then watch short loops of her getting used in alleys, cars, shady motel rooms, with some pretty raw language. Strangely, the sex animations are not even that smooth, you see clipping, stiff hips, weird faces, but the dirty talk text does the heavy lifting, like when Raven is acting all goth and distant at first and a few story clicks later she’s on her back, calling you “master” while you decide if you finish in her or just use her mouth again. The city wandering part is kind of pointless, feels like a Ren’Py menu that escaped into Google Maps, but I still caught myself going back and forth just to see if some new scene unlocked in a corner I ignored. I wish the outfits changed more when you corrupt them deeper, like proper alternate costumes instead of just “now she has cum on her face,” but that probably never happens and I’m still going to keep mentally patterning their suits for future conventions while watching them get broken in a dirty alley.

You know that feeling when a parody game actually “gets” the original characters a bit too well, and then absolutely trashes them in the filthiest way possible? This one leans hard into that. It takes the whole super-family thing, throws the hero act out of the window, and just focuses on two girls being stupidly, obsessively horny with each other. No big plot, no fake epic stakes, no “oh no, the city is in danger.” The only danger is how far they can push a body that was clearly not designed for the crap they end up stuffing inside it. And it is all in your face, no choices, no branching paths. You just sit there and watch this slow slide from “curious and shy” into “my holes are toys now.” It feels less like a game and more like reading a long, nasty confession someone wrote while their vibrator was still inside them.

First thing that hits you is how elastic everything is. Not the superhero powers, I mean the very obvious focus on ass and pussy abuse. The camera loves thick hips and that ridiculous mom body, but the real star is how each scene escalates the “let’s try one more size up” idea. You get small, almost innocent stuff at the start and then, very quickly, it turns into “ok, that is not even shaped like something that should fit there.” There is a point where she is spread on the couch, toy so big it looks dumb, and she still tries to talk like it is all fine while her daughter helps her angle it. That mix of fake composure and pure corruption is kind of hilarious and hot at the same time. Then the animation kicks in, and even when it looks a bit stiff or awkward, it somehow makes it feel more raw, like a dirty Source Filmmaker video your friend sent on Discord as a joke and then you watched five times alone. The nipple stuff is messed up in a good way too, very “this is not medically safe, keep going.” Watching something long and shiny slide into a place that should just stay for sucking and pinching, and seeing her act like that is the best idea she ever had, is peak wrong-but-right.

What I liked is that they do not pretend this is “romantic” or “wholesome lesbian awakening.” Nah. Violet goes from hesitant to complicit real fast, like she was only waiting for one excuse to start using her mom as a sex lab. There is this one scene where she is supposed to “help relax” with fingers from behind, and it just casually turns into deep anal play, fisting, and stretching that would make a pro star tap out. No fade to black, just steady, grossly detailed stuffing and spreading. The facial expressions sell it too: half of the time Helen looks like she is on the edge of blacking out, the other half like she is getting baptized in pure sin. And yeah, some angles are janky, some loops repeat, there is a weird moment where the toy clips in a way that pulled me out for a second, but the vibe is strong enough that you kind of forgive it. It feels like a corruption fanfic that grew a budget. There is zero subtlety, zero pretense. Just a super thick mom, her not-so-innocent girl, and a collection of toys that start big and end completely absurd, invading every hole that can be stretched and then some. If your brain is wired for “this is way too much” as a compliment, this thing is basically a long, sticky yes.

Hard to explain what it feels like watching this thing unfold, ‘cause it’s not really about the story, even though it pretends to be. You think it’s one of those slow-burn visual novels, right? But then it just goes straight for the throat. The first scene looks so clean you almost forget it’s about corrupted innocence and frozen fantasies twisted into something sweaty and messy. The animation style has that uncomfortably smooth look - like Pixar got drunk and decided to make porn. I mean, Helen Parr’s body moves like memory foam, and Violet’s eyes flicker in that weird way that makes you think, “yeah, she knows what she’s doing,” even though she’s supposed to be the innocent one. It’s confusing as hell and maybe that’s the point.

Some moments are unexpectedly quiet. Elsa’s there, like a ghost with a strap-on, and you can hear the little sound cues - the wet clicks, the soft moan loops that keep half-stuttering - they make you feel like the sound design team actually tried too hard, but it works. And that backroom “training” bit… yeah, the corruption arc slides in without warning, mixing domination with tenderness, like you’re supposed to feel bad but don’t. I got weirdly distracted by how the camera keeps hovering just above the action, as if it’s inviting you to lean closer. The POV breaks sometimes, the lighting flickers, but somehow that makes it dirtier. Realer. Like those clips you shouldn’t keep replaying but you do anyway.

Anyway, not sure whether to laugh or feel guilty. One minute you’re watching a “lesson” in restraint, the next someone’s getting spanked till you hear fabric tear. The transitions are abrupt - one scene ends mid-breath, another starts with a toy already in motion - and you realize you’ve forgotten what part of the parody you were even watching. Guess that’s the charm. Or the corruption. Or whatever this fever dream is. Either way, it sticks.

It’s weird how this game starts like it wants to be romantic, and then ten minutes later it’s already elbow-deep in pure dirty chaos. One minute Violet’s giving you that look like she’s pretending to be shy, the next she’s dragging you somewhere private and asking if you’ll “watch her with someone else.” I swear it caught me off guard even though the tags should’ve warned me. There’s a sense the dev probably reads too much late-night fanfic because somehow Rangiku shows up, then Tsunade, and none of it makes any sense story-wise but it *works*, in that guilty way where your brain says “nah” but your hand’s already on the mouse. The animation’s smoother than expected - especially that ridiculous scene with Fubuki teasing you through a half-open door, talking about her “training schedule” like that explains anything.

Anyway, what actually surprised me was how human some of the writing feels when it stops trying to sound like porn dialogue. Like there’s this one quiet bit after the whole netorase mess where Eric just sits, pissed off and turned on at the same time. It’s clumsy, messy, hot - exactly how that sort of fantasy should feel. But then it immediately ruins the mood by throwing in a crossover cameo from Makima, who literally does not care about continuity and just starts talking about control mid-blowjob. Still, that kind of randomness is what makes it addictive; you never know if the next click is gonna bring soft moaning or someone getting their ego destroyed. Kinda like browsing old adult forums again - half cringe, half fascination.

Oh, and whoever coded the exhibitionism scenes deserves a medal. The one with Violet teasing you in public while pretending to check her phone, yeah - that’s burned into my brain. There’s something slightly broken about the transitions, though I almost prefer it that way; it makes it feel less scripted, more like stumbling into something you shouldn’t see. I keep telling myself I’m done with it, then remember there’s still that hidden route with Tatsumaki and bam - back again, no shame left to lose.

Whole thing feels like some horny comic nerd finally snapped during a group project and just turned it into porn. You’ve got this “forming the team” story, but instead of epic battles it’s mostly awkward students, superpowers that are way too convenient, and girls who look a bit too familiar from those Pixar and Big Hero posters. They’re technically “original” but c’mon, we all know that stretchy mom, the gloomy invisible girl, the hyper pink genius with the huge… backpack, that sharp-edged biker chick with the short hair. It’s basically the fantasy where every superheroine you crushed on in secret is stuck in some half-serious origin story and you’re just waiting for clothes to start slipping off.

What I liked is how it starts kind of normal. Classroom, nerdy guy, shy girl hiding behind her hair, science club vibes. Then suddenly the teacher leaves and powers start popping off, and it goes from “we should use these for justice” to “oops, I used my invisibility while you were changing” way faster than it should. There’s this one scene where the quiet goth-ish girl tries her force field for the first time and traps the nerd in there with her, tiny bubble, no space, her pressed up against him, pretending it’s “just a test”. She’s blushing, he’s trying to act like a gentleman, and the camera just keeps cutting to her tits getting squished against his chest. Totally stupid, completely works. Same with the stretchy mom type that shows up later as the “responsible adult” for the team, then ends up testing her flexibility in ways that are absolutely not for safety training. She’s lecturing them about teamwork while her boobs are halfway out of that tight shirt and every pose makes it worse. I kept telling myself I was here for the “superhero plot” while zooming in on her ass. Lying to myself, basically.

The game tries to be funny and sometimes it nails it. There’s a bit where the pink science girl builds a “stability harness” for power training and it’s literally a bondage rig with wires and sensors. She’s all “this is for proper readings” while she’s strapped in, legs spread, goggles on, and you’re clicking through her calibration test that’s obviously just a slow tease. Then somewhere in the middle the pacing goes weird, like it forgets if it wants to be a parody or straight-up porn. Couple jokes miss, some dialogue sounds like Google Translate had a stroke, and I’m not a fan how often the nerd guy just wins because the story says so. Also there’s this classroom background where one chair is slightly tilted wrong, and every time the camera goes back there my brain twitches. Never gets fixed. Not even once. Still, when the invisible girl uses her power to “sneak” into the shower, forgets to turn it fully on so you see her body outline in the steam, then panics and does that half-visible thing while her nipples are crystal clear in the fog… yeah, I forgave a lot of bullshit in that moment.

This one feels like somebody grabbed a forbidden fanart from the darkest corner of DeviantArt, fed it bad thoughts, and it started looping on your screen like a tiny family curse. You open it thinking “ok, it’s that superhero mom and daughter from that Pixar thing, it can’t be *that* messed up,” and then five seconds later you’re like, yeah, this is actually pretty messed up, keep going. The whole thing focuses on Violet going straight for Helen’s ass, no warm up, no teasing, just tongue-first devotion like she’s worshipping some ancient idol that smells like sweat and sin. And it’s a loop, but somehow it doesn’t really feel empty. The repetition has its own hypnosis. You stare too long and it starts to feel like Violet has been down there for years, like she never left that spot, cursed to clean her mom’s hole forever while the rest of the world just forgets they exist.

What I really liked is how dirty it feels without trying to be clever. There’s no plot dump, no “oh no, we lost our costumes” cringe line, just straight incest filth. Helen’s body is framed like this holy monument, thick ass up, everything about her saying “I am the mom, I’m supposed to be the safe one,” and then Violet is behind her, face buried in that big cartoon butt like she’s trying to crawl inside. It reminds me a bit of those eldritch things where the worshipper is just swallowed by the god they love, but instead of tentacles and whispers you get spit, rimjob sounds, and that weird little shiver Helen does when Violet’s tongue hits the right spot. The sound, by the way, is way nastier than it has any right to be. You get that wet, sloppy licking that almost feels too close to your ear, like someone breathing behind you while you’re pretending you’re just checking Twitter. The loop timing is odd too, there’s this tiny moment where Helen’s back muscles tense and for some reason my brain decided that’s the most important part. I replayed it just to catch that flex again. Could have done more with facial expressions, honestly, but I also kinda like that it feels bare, like a dirty gif you shouldn’t stare at for so long but you do anyway.

There’s something weirdly funny and wrong about seeing the “incredible” family values turned into “incredible” ass worship. Violet is supposed to be the shy, invisible girl, and instead here she is, totally shameless, open-eyed, nose pressed to her mom’s asshole like it’s the only oxygen source in the room. No costume malfunctions, no big hero moment, just a daughter eating her mom’s ass like it’s her job. If you’re used to more complex stuff with choices and stats and whatever, this is not that. This is like a cursed short clip you leave running in another tab while you pretend you’re answering emails on Gmail. You alt-tab back “just to check something” and suddenly ten minutes passed and you’re still watching the same tongue circle the same ring of muscle, and it’s embarrassing that it still turns you on. It’s cheap and focused and kind of lazy, and also I know I’m going to remember that specific shot of Helen’s parted cheeks for way longer than I want. It’s like a tiny portal to a universe where family dinners end very differently, and Violet never learned to save the world, only to rim it.