Violet’s tongue is already halfway up Helen’s ass before you even blink. No buildup, no “hello mother dear”, just straight into the crack like she’s digging for lost superpowers. The loop is short, maybe 10 seconds, and it’s that exact moment on repeat forever. The animation is janky as hell, her face clips through Helen’s cheek at one point and I laughed so hard I almost closed the tab. But I didn’t. I kept watching. Something about the sheer wrongness of it, the Incredibles logo colors still bright on their suits while this happens, it short-circuits your brain.

The rimjob itself is weirdly detailed for such a throwaway porn loop. You see the tongue actually push in, the asshole stretching a little, Helen’s back arching like she’s not sure if this is a mission briefing gone wrong. Violet’s expression is blank determination, same face she’d make hacking a computer. That contrast is what got me. I came here expecting some lazy parody and instead found this hyperfocused incest snapshot that doesn’t even pretend to have context. Who animated this? Why only this act? The sound is just a wet squelch on loop too, no dialogue, no moans, just that sloppy rimjob noise until you question your life choices.

I wish there was at least a second position or something, but no, it’s one loop and that’s your lot. The brunette ass worship is there if that’s your thing, Helen’s cheeks are massive and Violet’s nose gets buried in them constantly. I kept thinking about the original movie where she’s invisible and anxious and now she’s eating out her mom’s backdoor like it’s a cheat code. The incest tag is the whole point, obviously, but the rimming specificity makes it feel like someone’s very personal fetish project rather than a game. It’s not sexy exactly, more like a car crash you screenshot three times. The third screenshot is when Helen’s hand reaches back and grabs Violet’s hair, pulling her deeper, and you realize oh, she’s into it too. That’s the moment the loop resets and you’re back at the start, tongue mid-insertion, no escape.

The sprite for Honey Lemon has this little bounce when she talks, a weight shift that’s all wrong anatomically but somehow perfect. She’s supposed to be the nerd, right? Glasses, lab coat, the whole deal. But the animator gave her this hip tilt that keeps catching my eye, a tiny motion loop that says more about what’s coming than any dialogue box. The whole thing looks like it was drawn on a budget of pocket lint and good intentions, lines wobbling around like the artist was discovering anatomy in real time. Violet Parr stands in the background of one scene with her arms crossed and her shoulders doing something that’s not quite a shrug, not quite a sigh. It’s the most honest thing in the frame.

The plot, such as it is, tries to explain how this superhero team got together before they had the fancy suits. Which means a lot of standing around in civilian clothes while the writing does gymnastics to get characters alone together. There’s a moment where GoGo Tomago says something sarcastic and the text box just hangs there for an awkward beat, no sound effect, no music sting, just this dead air that made me laugh out loud. Not sure if it was intentional. The humor lands weird sometimes, like a joke told at a funeral that nobody asked for but everyone needed. Helen Parr’s scenes have this maternal energy that the game keeps trying to undercut with increasingly ridiculous situations, and honestly I wish they’d leaned harder into that tension instead of rushing to the payoff.

Soundtrack is basically royalty free jazz that loops at the worst possible moments. A saxophone squeal kicked in right as a scene was getting explicit and I couldn’t stop thinking about elevator music. The voice acting, if you can call it that, is mostly just grunts and gasps that don’t sync with the mouth flaps. But there’s this one moan from Violet that actually made me pause, something breathy and surprised that felt less like acting and more like someone forgot the mic was on. The whole thing’s a mess but I kept clicking forward anyway, chasing that one good frame, that one weird character beat that felt more true than anything in the polished parody games. The student outfits stay on way too long in some scenes and not long enough in others. I don’t know what I wanted from this but I’m still thinking about GoGo’s deadpan stare three days later so maybe that’s something.

It’s weird how this game makes guilt feel sexy. You wake up inside someone else’s head - not just anyone, but that stretchy mom-hero everyone secretly had a thing for back when Pixar still pretended innocence. The premise should be grim, revenge and all that, but the tone keeps slipping between sad and horny, like the dev couldn’t decide if it’s therapy or foreplay. The way control shifts feels personal, almost too intimate. It’s not just mind control; it’s like the game’s trying to pry into your own urges while you’re prying into hers. And maybe I’m reading too much into polygons, but when she touches herself, it’s never about lust alone - it’s about realizing her hands aren’t really hers anymore. That mechanic where you can *feel* the resistance in her movements is unsettling in a delicious way.

There’s this one scene with the aunt - yeah, the bakery one - where she talks to you like she *knows* you’re there, like she’s been waiting for the voice in her head to finally answer back. It’s creepy and tender, then suddenly it’s just obscene. I laughed because the transition was so abrupt it felt real. The body models aren’t flawless either, and that helps. A little awkward jiggle, fingers clipping through skin, like even the code itself can’t believe what’s happening. The audio’s inconsistent - sometimes soft breathing, sometimes nothing at all, dead silence while something filthy goes down. It’s that silence that hits hardest. You start thinking, maybe she’s ashamed. Maybe you are.

I hate the damn save menu though. Always pops right when things get heated, like the universe reminding you this isn’t real. But maybe that’s what makes it stick. It’s messy, it’s wrong, and it lingers afterwards like a guilty text you never sent. You’ll probably close it and tell yourself you didn’t enjoy it that much. You’re lying.

Violet's tits have this weird AI sheen to them, like someone rubbed vaseline on the screen before uploading. My New Girlfriend, right. Eric and his girlfriend Violet, except she's clearly just Violet Parr from The Incredibles with the serial numbers filed off and a bad bleach job. The whole thing runs in browser, no download, and honestly the loading screen where her face slowly renders with that dead AI stare is more unsettling than any horror game I've played this year.

The first scene has her giving you head in what's supposed to be a living room but the couch texture keeps warping. There's this moment where her mouth... I don't know how to describe it, the AI just gave up on the tongue physics and it looks like she's trying to eat an invisible popsicle. But then the sound design kicks in with these wet slurping noises that are way too crisp compared to everything else, and somehow that mismatch makes it hotter? Like your brain fills in what the janky visuals can't deliver. The voice acting is just stock moans from some sound library, probably the same one every patreon dev uses, but they loop it well enough that you stop noticing after the third scene unlock.

The NTR stuff comes in when Makima shows up. Yes, that Makima. And Rangiku from Bleach. And Tsunade. It's like someone fed a bunch of waifu pngs into a blender and hit "generate porn game." The exhibitionism scene where Violet gets fucked on a balcony while Fubuki watches from across the street is genuinely creative in concept, even if the execution looks like two mannequins colliding in zero gravity. The anal scene with Tsunade has this one frame where her expression actually works, this perfect mix of smug and aroused, and I screenshotted it before realizing the rest of the animation cycle makes her look like she's having a stroke. The game doesn't know if it wants to be serious cuckolding drama or a parody, and that confusion is honestly more entertaining than if it picked a lane.

The whole thing feels like someone left their rendering software on overnight and forgot to check the settings. Elsa’s face, man. Sometimes it’s almost there, that cold Disney perfection, and then the next frame her jaw unhinges like a snake trying to swallow a beach ball. I couldn’t stop staring at that one shadow under her chin that never moves, even when she’s supposedly nodding along to Anna’s nervous chatter. It’s a kinetic novel, so you’re just clicking, watching this weird, stiff parade of 3DCG models bump uglies. The corruption tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting for what is basically a very sudden pivot from “I’m curious, sister” to a full on, tongue deep lesson in female domination.

The sound design, or lack of it, is its own special hell. Just wet slaps and these canned moans that loop so badly I started counting the cycles. Six. The same little gasp repeats six times during the first oral scene. And you know what? That’s the part I keep thinking about. Not the spanking, which looks like someone slapping a ham, or the interracial group sex segment that crashes in with all the narrative grace of a brick through a window. No, it’s the way Helen Parr’s tits defy physics during the stripping scene. They don’t bounce, they just... shift, like a lava lamp. I wish the game had a button to just mute the voice track but keep the slaps. I don’t know why. The prostitution angle with Violet feels tacked on, a quick excuse to get her on her knees, and the whole thing with Anna discovering her power through a strap-on is so blunt it circles back to being almost profound. Almost. The spanking is just sad. I wanted more of that weird, quiet tension from the first two minutes before it all becomes a sweaty pile of big tits and awkwardly animated anal. The corruption is instant, no slow burn, just a switch flipped from “frozen” princess to a milf-in-training who’s suddenly an expert at using her mouth. It’s a mess. A sticky, unpolished, strangely hypnot

So I'm clicking through this Violet Parr thing, right, and the whole setup is basically just her in a room with a box of stuff that makes no sense. Like, who ordered the giant candy cane? Doesn't matter. The animation is that specific kind of 3DCG where the skin shines like a glazed donut and the physics are set to maximum jiggle. Her ass is genuinely ridiculous, takes up half the screen sometimes.

The corruption angle is weird because she starts off looking confused but then like two clicks later she's going at it with this massive toy and the face they gave her is just... vacant. Not in a hot way, more like she's buffering. There's this one moment with nipple penetration that I had to rewind because I couldn't believe the model actually stretched like that. The fisting scene comes out of nowhere too, no buildup, just suddenly her whole hand is gone and the sound effect is this wet squelch that loops badly. I laughed, not gonna lie. The lesbian tag is there but it's just her and the toys, so unless you count her own reflection in the puddle on the floor, it's a solo mission.

Wish there was more of Helen. She's mentioned in the tags but barely shows up, just a picture in the background maybe? The whole thing is a kinetic novel so you're just watching, no choices, which is fine I guess but I kept tapping the screen hoping for a different angle or something. The anal stuff is there, the big toys, all of it just happens at you. It's like someone animated their very specific search history and forgot to add a plot. The loop on the final scene glitched for me and she just kept going, which honestly felt like the intended experience.

You know what I miss? That old Newgrounds era where some guy with too much time and a cracked copy of Poser would just throw together a crossover parody and not give a single fuck about polish. This thing, whatever it's called, it's got that energy. Like finding a dusty CD-R behind a monitor in 2006. The whole premise is you just wander a city map, a really basic 2d top-down thing, and you bump into heroines from The Incredibles and Teen Titans. And then you fuck them. That's it. No complex battle system, no grinding for affection points. Just pure, transactional pixel hunting.

The 3DCG models are... well, they're something. Helen Parr's proportions are so aggressively exaggerated she looks like she'd tip over in a stiff breeze. Her waist is a biological impossibility and her chest, look, I've seen a lot of digital tits in my life but these defy physics in a way that's almost art. Violet looks weirdly off-model, like the creator only had a vague description of her. And Raven, oh man, they did Raven dirty. She's just this pale goth blob with a leotard painted on. The oral scenes are particularly janky, the mouth animations don't align with anything, it's just a model clipping into another model's face while a looping slurping sound plays. I couldn't stop laughing during a supposedly "hardcore" *** scene because the male character's pelvis was thrusting into her knee. The voyeurism tag is generous, it's more like the camera gets stuck in a wall sometimes and you see the act from a weird angle.

But here's the thing, there's this one moment where you find Violet as a slave in some grimy room and the text box just says "You use her throat." No buildup, no seduction. The sheer crassness of it, combined with the dead-eyed stare of the model, it looped right back around to being genuinely hot in a very specific, broken way. Or maybe I'm just broken. The prostitution mechanics are as deep as a puddle, you just click and money changes hands. I wish there was more actual Teen Titans stuff, it's mostly just Raven standing there. A Starfire scene would've been chaos. Anyway, my boss is walking by so I gotta minimize this. Don't play this. Or do. I'm not your dad.

Cartoon Hearts: School of Desire feels like someone mashed together horny fanfic, a Ren’Py template and a bunch of cartoon crushes from puberty, then just said “yeah whatever, ship it.” You’re this “ordinary” student in a city where nobody cares that half the girls look like they walked out of Saturday morning shows. Nobody comments on it, they just sit in homeroom with you, arguing about homework and then five clicks later they’re asking if you prefer tits or ass. That kind of tone. It shouldn’t work, but somehow your brain just accepts it, like when you binge hentai in a different tab while pretending to answer Slack messages.

What hooked me fast is how they play the school routine. It’s not just click-next porn. You do the usual VN stuff, sure, but they sneak little choices that actually matter for scenes. Like, you’re in art class with the shy girl who always hides behind her sketchbook, and if you pick the “tease her gently” option way early, hours later she’ll remember that and suddenly her “private sketch collection” looks a lot less PG and a lot more “I drew myself getting railed by a faceless guy, totally not you, haha.” I ended up save-scumming like crazy to see all versions. There’s this one locker room scene with the star athlete, where you can play it nice, cocky or just straight perv, and the dialogue flips hard depending on how you treated her the whole route. If you’ve been respectful all the way, she still ends up grinding on your lap in the showers, but it feels like she hates herself a little less for it. If you were an asshole from the start, she kinda leans into it and the dirty talk goes straight degeneracy. Both routes are hot, I still can’t decide which I like more, but I also kinda wish they let you push it even further and they just dont.

Fanservice hits in a really dumb, satisfying way. One moment you’re sitting next to this girl who is clearly a reskinned Violet-type, hair over her face, quiet, all insecure about being “weird.” She invites you to her place “to study,” lights low, superhero posters on the wall that are absolutely not subtle, and if you’ve built enough trust she starts talking about “wanting to disappear during sex” and boom, suddenly you’re fucking her while she tries not to make a sound, blushing like she’ll explode. Then in another route you’re in the library with the more goth, Raven-ish one, and she’s pretending she doesn’t care while literally using her powers to lock the doors so nobody interrupts while she sits on your face between bookcases. Game pretends it’s about “feelings and dreams,” but most of the writing energy clearly went into filthy lines during those sessions. Half the time I was skipping to unlock the CGs, then going back to read because some of the pillow talk is surprisingly sharp, then immediately regretting it when the MC says something cringe like “my passion for you burns like a thousand suns.” Who talks like that.

Little thing that annoyed me: the text box is slightly too transparent. You can see the boobs behind it, but not quite enough, so you keep toggling the UI off with your finger in this stupid rhythm and it breaks the flow. I kept thinking they’ll add a slider for that in options, but no, it just stays like that. Also, the pacing is all over the place. One route takes you from first crush to full anal in what feels like three afternoons at school, while another makes you grind affection points forever before you get a single kiss. But then when it finally pops, it’s a long multi-part scene, with little intermissions where you decide if you want to push further or slow down, and if you’re a completion freak like me you’ll be reloading to catch that one variation where she pulls your head down and whispers this filthy line that only appears if you were nice to her during one tiny hallway talk. It’s messy, horny, and half the time I felt like I was playing a porn version of trying to get 100% in a JRPG, just chasing every last expression in the gallery while pretending my mouse hand isn’t tired.