Frank's prison break goes about as well as you'd expect - which is to say, absolutely terrible. One shipwreck later and this guy's washing up in Bikini Bottom looking like he got chewed up by Davy Jones himself. But here's where things get weird (and I mean WEIRD): instead of doing the sensible thing like finding help or maybe not impersonating cartoon characters, Frank decides the best survival strategy is pretending to be SpongeBob. Yeah, that SpongeBob. The yellow square dude who flips patties and annoys his neighbors.

What starts as a desperate con job turns into something way more fucked up than you bargained for. Frank's not just wearing the square pants - he's living the whole twisted fantasy, and apparently everyone in Bikini Bottom is way more... accommodating than the original show ever suggested. Sandy's got that Texas-sized appetite for more than just science experiments, if you catch my drift. The animation work is surprisingly smooth for what's basically underwater cartoon porn, though sometimes the character expressions look like they're having existential crises mid-scene. Can't blame them honestly. The sandbox elements let you wander around causing chaos at your own pace, which is perfect because rushing through this fever dream would be doing it a disservice. You'll find yourself clicking through dialogue just to see how much more absurd Frank's situation can get, and trust me, it gets pretty damn absurd.

The whole thing feels like someone took childhood nostalgia, threw it in a blender with adult fantasies, and hit the "completely unhinged" setting. Frank's supposed to be this hardened criminal but half the time he's bumbling around like he's never seen a talking starfish before. The male domination stuff works better than it should given the source material, probably because everyone's so committed to the bit. It's crude, it's ridiculous, and somehow that makes the sexy parts hit different. Just don't expect any deep character development - Frank's basically a horny plot device with commitment issues.

Eva’s story doesn’t even pretend to be clean. It starts with her pretending - pretending she’s got everything under control, pretending she’s not curious, pretending those late-night messages don’t make her pulse jump. There’s something almost cruel about how the game lets you linger on her hesitation, how it slows time right before she crosses a line she swore she wouldn’t. You can feel her trying to reason with herself - then giving up. I didn’t expect the texting mechanic to be that addictive. You think you’re just choosing dialogue, but no, it’s you pushing her, pulling her, maybe ruining her. The city feels like it’s watching her too, waiting for her to slip up. It’s messy, and kind of hot in that uncomfortable way that makes you want to close the tab - but you don’t. You just keep pushing.

What caught me off guard was how the game doesn’t really reward you for doing the “right” thing. You think she’s safe with one person, and then the next scene just wrecks that illusion. The art style does this thing where it looks soft, almost innocent, and then the next frame just slaps you with something filthy - like contrast is part of the kink. I got annoyed at one point because the UI glitched during a stripping sequence and killed the mood, but then again maybe that’s just me being picky. The sound design though - too real sometimes. There’s one scene in a bathroom that made me mute the laptop because I thought someone would hear. It’s not even that graphic visually, it’s the breathing. The tiny pauses. It’s insane how much tension they packed into that.

Anyway, it’s not a “fun” game in the usual sense. It’s more like being caught reading someone’s private messages and liking it too much. I kept telling myself I’d stop after one more choice, but Eva’s slow slide into her own reflection, the way she starts liking the attention she said she hated - it’s gross, it’s hot, it’s kind of art. I don’t even know if I liked it, which probably means I did.

You’re the guy behind the “casting couch” camera this time, not the hero saving worlds or the clueless harem protagonist tripping on boobs by accident. No, you’re the one who gets to look Raven in the eyes while she tries to pretend she’s not already wet on the leather sofa, you’re the one telling Zelda to turn a little more to the side so the camera can “catch the light” while you’re actually just admiring how her royal ass fills the frame. The game throws you into this cheap-looking studio with a shitty couch, a camera, a few options, and then just casually drops girls like Ochako, Rem, Hestia, Lucoa, Cheelai, Mina, Meiko and the rest in front of you like a horny gacha pull that finally paid off. They sit down, they fidget, they ask why the camera is already recording, and you decide how fast you want that fake interview to turn into a full-on porn shoot.

What makes it fun is that it doesn’t pretend to be high art. The “story” is basically you asking dumb questions like some budget Pornhub producer, choosing dialog lines that push them toward undressing, sucking, riding, or getting their tight little anime pussy filled on camera. One moment you’re being “professional”, asking Hestia about her talents, the next you tell her to stand up and spin slowly, and suddenly that boob window dress feels about two sizes too small. You can play it smooth, tease them, be kind of respectful, or just cut through the bullshit and ask them how many guys they’ve fucked. Sometimes they blush and stutter, sometimes they smirk and lean forward, tits almost pushing out of the screen, and there’s this tiny thrill when you realize you picked the line that makes them say “fine, but don’t stop filming.” The animations are simple but filthy enough, with a lot of focus on big tits bouncing, big asses slapping, deep-throat shots, messy ahegao faces and that moment where your cock finally disappears inside them and they moan like they’ve been waiting all day for it. There’s vaginal sex, sloppy oral, cum all over their faces, cum in their mouths, cum on their boobs, you get the idea. Sometimes the pacing is weird and you jump from casual chat to dick-in-mouth a bit too quick, but honestly, that’s also exactly how these fake casting videos feel on those shady sites you pretend you don’t visit.

What really hit me was when Dexter’s mom walked in, acting like some bored MILF who just “needs extra cash” and then five clicks later she’s on her knees, ass in the air, huge hips wobbling while she takes every thrust like it’s a workout. Or Meiko from Prison School, trying to keep that strict teacher tone until you tell her to kneel and she slips into obedient mode like it’s the most natural thing ever. Toga’s crazy eyes staring at your cock, Mina acting all bubbly while drool runs down her chin, Raphtalia trying to stay polite while you make her ride you for the audition, Android 18 pretending she’s above all this before you make her swallow. It’s shameless fanservice, totally horny, not subtle at all, and that’s honestly the whole charm. The dialogue sometimes repeats and the sound can be a bit lazy, I kinda wish there were more variants of reactions when you pick different answers, but when Rem is moaning with your dick buried deep in her and Zelda is waiting in the lobby for her turn, it’s hard to stay mad about anything. It feels like scrolling horny Twitter, browsing Hentai Haven, and stumbling into an endless casting tape where every waifu you ever crushed on is finally told to take off her clothes and prove she deserves a spot in your private collection.

Warm sand, lazy waves and that sticky summer heat that makes clothes feel too tight, that is the mood here. On the surface it is just this couple trip, Satoshi and Mary doing the cute romance thing, like some basic visual novel dating stuff, but the whole resort smells like sex and trouble from the first scene. As an ASMR brain I got weirdly fixated on tiny things: the sound of the elevator doors closing while Mary is still breathing a bit fast from being teased, the faint splash from the pool while uncle Kendo’s hand stays just a little too long on her back, the soft clothing rustle from those uniforms she really should not be wearing around her boyfriend’s uncle. The game loves that slow teasing, the “oops I brushed against your cock” kind of groping in crowded places, or that nasty little thrill when you peek around a corner and see way more than you should. It is not screaming moans all the time, more like whispered gasps in his office, tongue sounds during a half-hidden blowjob behind some plants, the wet slide during a lazy titfuck while the fan hums in the background. Those small sound loops are not even high quality sometimes, they repeat a bit awkward, but somehow that makes it feel more pervy, like you are stuck rewatching the same dirty moment in your head.

Story keeps pretending it is about romance, vacation, cute couples selfies and all that, then casually throws NTR in your face like “oh by the way, your girl is sitting on someone else’s lap now”. Mary starts the game as this sweet college girlfriend, normal student clothes, clingy but pure, then Kendo slowly corrupts her with flirty jokes, accidental skinship, then actual handjob routines and hidden sex scenes that only unlock if you picked the more cowardly, negligent choices as Satoshi. Those hurt in a delicious way. Watching her big tits pressed up against that older guy while she still texts her husband-to-be like nothing is wrong, that gave me this nasty ear-tingle similar to when someone whispers right into your earphone on TikTok lives. Some scenes really go for it: lazy oral sex in the office chair while the door is unlocked, creamy vaginal creampies where you can almost hear the thick squelch when he pulls out, her uniform pushed up, panties hanging at one ankle. There is one bathroom scene where the only sound for a few seconds is water dripping and her shaky breathing while his fingers work between her thighs, and that silence before she lets out a tiny whine is so much hotter than the actual animated thrusting that comes after.

Sometimes the humor hits at weird times, like during a pretty brutal cheating-wife moment the game throws in a goofy Konosuba parody reference with Aqua-level stupidity and a Megumin joke that almost killed the mood for me. Then right after, Mary is getting pounded from behind on the balcony, tits bouncing, Kendo grabbing her big ass with both hands, and I forgot I was annoyed. The tone is messy like that. One route had me listening to a police siren in the distance while a stepmom-looking milf with huge breasts lets herself get groped in a hallway, and my brain was like, why is that siren loop so loud compared to her moans. It never gets fixed. The multiple-protagonist thing is sneaky too: you think you are just Satoshi, then you slip into Kendo’s head for a bit and suddenly the same scene feels nastier, more direct, his inner monologue about Mary’s soft thighs and how easy it is to corrupt a bored young wife on vacation. There is family tension, step fantasy vibes, straight-up netorare where your “good boy” choices just make you more pathetic while she learns to love big cock and risky public groping. It is not subtle, not polished, sometimes the animated loops look a little stiff, but that actually fits this dirty-resort energy. Like a summer fuck that got way out of control and left you sweaty, frustrated, and still replaying her breathy little “don’t tell him” in your head when you close the tab.