This thing starts like one of those horny daydreams you get on the bus, except here it actually picks up the phone and says “yeah, we’re doing this.” You’re the guy, obviously, sitting at home, kind of stuck in that boring routine where Pornhub tabs know you better than your friends, and suddenly these older women from your past just show up. Not all at once, not in some Avengers style nonsense, more like “oh, hey, remember me, I raised you and also my tits are huge now, let’s talk.” The game doesn’t even pretend to be subtle. Every woman walks in like her boobs entered the room first and her ass had to squeeze through the door second. The nice part is that you poke around the house and whatever other places, point and click, open drawers, snoop, grab some weird item that makes no sense at the time, and then ten minutes later you realize “oh fuck, that’s exactly what I needed to convince this hot milf to bend over the kitchen counter.”

What I liked is how the teasing actually feels like teasing, not just “click button, instant blowjob, thank you for playing.” You flirt, you push your luck a bit, you peek through doors when you probably shouldn’t, like some horny raccoon that learned how to use a mouse. I had this one moment where I was just casually exploring, checked a room I thought would be empty, and caught one of the women on her knees, sucking a toy like she was practicing. I legit paused and stared at the screen like an idiot. There’s that slow build where she pretends she doesn’t know you’re watching, then slightly turns her head so you see more tongue, more spit, and suddenly the game feels way more personal. The animations sell it better than I expected, her tits bouncing, mouth stretching around the shaft, saliva sliding down her chin. It’s not Hollywood quality, but it hits that dirty amateur vibe that somehow turns you on faster because it looks like something you shouldn’t be seeing. At the same time, some scenes are so over the top you feel like your dick is in a circus, especially when she’s smothering you with a boobjob and the camera is just full of soft, shiny skin and you’re like “ok, where is my character’s face, is he still alive.”

The whole “secret organisation” thing kind of sneaks up on you. You’re there for tits and ass, obviously, and suddenly there’s this weird thread where some people are watching, manipulating, like there’s a horny Illuminati making sure you end up balls deep in the right milf at the right time. I actually got distracted trying to figure out what the hell they are doing, then forgot about it again as soon as one of the women showed up in something tight and low cut. The story keeps dangling this bigger mystery in front of you, but half the time I ignored it because I just wanted to push the next scene where she lets you slide into her ass after she’s been teasing you about it for ages. The first anal scene I unlocked felt like unlocking an achievement in Steam, except instead of a little pop-up you get a mature woman grinding back on you, moaning in that rough, breathy way, ass rippling slightly with every thrust. I wish the sound in that part was less “looped porn audio from fifteen years ago,” but I kept going anyway, so apparently I didn’t wish that hard.

There’s something oddly sweet and messed up at the same time about how these women treat you. Half the time they’re scolding you like you did something wrong, the other half they’re on their knees, lips wrapped around your cock, stroking you with their tits like you’re the last man on earth. One minute you’re running around clicking every shiny object like a confused squirrel, trying to find the right thing to unlock the next scene, and the next you’re sitting there watching this big ass milf ride you in slow, heavy movements, her huge tits bouncing in a rhythm that makes your brain forget about the dumb puzzle you solved to get there. It’s clumsy, horny, a bit ridiculous, and somehow exactly the kind of trash that makes you close all your other tabs and just stay there, letting these big, older women ruin you in every room of the house while some shady group watches from the background like they’re grading your performance. I still haven’t figured out what that organisation actually wants from me, but honestly, if their evil plan is just “make him cum to more milfs,” they’re winning.

Harmony Haven feels like one of those small, pretty towns in porn where everyone looks innocent and then five clicks later someone is taking a rough anal pounding behind a “family friendly” bar. You start with this couple, Kevin and Rachel by default, but you can rename them to whatever fits your fantasy. They arrive all sweet and romantic, acting like they’re going to have this peaceful new life, and in about ten minutes you’re deciding if he keeps his cock in his pants or fucks the neighbor’s curvy wife while his own girl is in the shower. The game is point and click, characters are 3D, animated nicely, and it leans a lot on slow build teasing. Rachel bending over the kitchen counter in tight yoga pants, no panties, and the camera sits there just long enough for you to imagine grabbing that big ass and pushing her face into the sink. It plays a lot with romance vs raw lust. One moment they cuddle, kiss and talk about starting fresh, next moment she’s in a tiny dress with no bra, nipples showing through, flirting with a stranger in a bar while you decide if you push her toward cheating, sharing, or keep her as “good girl” on a short leash.

What I liked is how it lets you be a bit of a control freak. You can run different paths like a collector on Steam, chasing weird achievements. One run I tried to keep them fully loyal, always choosing the romantic option, stopping other guys from touching her, making sure he turns down every blowjob offer. Still got some hot stuff: POV oral, deep kissing, lingerie scenes, her in the bathroom masturbating because you teased her too hard and then just left. Another run I went full corruption. Sent her out in a slutty cosplay outfit to a party, let the black guy with the big dick dance way too close, then made her drink more and more, and suddenly his hands are all over her tits and ass while her husband pretends he doesn’t care. There are moments where you just watch, proper voyeurism. You see her on a couch with some guy’s hand between her legs and you choose if he stops or goes inside her. Sometimes the game loves creampies a bit too much, like every second scene ends with someone filling someone, and once I actually wished for just a messy facial on her glasses, but it keeps going inside. I complained in my head and then still clicked “cum inside” every time, so I guess that’s on me.

The swinging and netorare style stuff is where it gets more intense. You can push them into “sharing” and turn their nice relationship into something messy. Husband watching his wife ride another man’s cock, her moaning louder than she ever did with him, that kind of hit. There is one balcony scene where she goes out in just an open shirt and panties, and you can tell her to flash her tits to a neighbor or pull the shirt wider so everyone gets a show. Exhibitionism is everywhere, from stripping in front of mirrors to being half naked in places where people might walk in. The BDSM and domination angle is there too, but more on the soft side at first. Spanking over the knee while she cries out, groping those big tits until she whimpers, hand around her throat while you slam into her pussy, stuff like that. You can turn Rachel into a pretty dirty little slut if you want: anal training, footjobs, making her suck cock after being used, then kiss her husband with the taste still in her mouth. At one point I accidentally clicked something that made her cheat when I wanted to avoid that, and just sat staring at the screen for a second like “ok, fine, we go this way now.” The game doesn’t hold your hand, it just lets your choices twist their relationship into something sweet, filthy, or completely fucked, and half the time I’m not even sure which path I like more.

So there's this weird little game about Lincoln getting cursed by some horny demon, and honestly? The premise is so ridiculous it actually works. You're clicking around trying to seduce your crush Leni while this succubus is literally sucking the life out of you - but here's where it gets messy in the best way. The sound design hits different when Luna's moaning in that fake British accent, and Rita's... well, let's just say the landlord situation escalates quickly. The ahegao faces are over-the-top cartoon bullshit, but somehow that makes the whole thing hotter? Like when you're groping Leni and her expression just breaks - it's so fucking exaggerated it loops back to being sexy.

The pacing is all wrong though, which might be intentional or just sloppy coding. You'll spend forever clicking through dialogue with Luna about her punk aesthetic, then suddenly you're balls deep in a handjob scene with Rita that comes out of nowhere. Actually, that's not true - there are buildup moments, but they're buried under so much parody humor you miss them. The big tits physics are laughably bad, bouncing like they're filled with jello, yet I found myself replaying those groping sequences anyway. Rita's ass is rendered with this weird attention to detail that doesn't match the rest of the art style, like someone spent way too much time on that specific asset. The point-and-click mechanics feel clunky as hell - you're hunting for hotspots while Lincoln's supposedly dying from demon possession, which creates this bizarre urgency that doesn't match the gameplay at all.

What really fucks with me is how the milf content with Rita feels more genuine than the main Leni storyline, even though she's supposed to be the fashionable crush driving the plot. The demon possession angle becomes background noise once you're deep in the sex scenes, which defeats the whole supernatural premise but... honestly, who cares when the handjob animations are this detailed?

The game drops you in that weird, heavy silence you get in a house where everybody pretends to be normal and nobody actually is. New place, new walls, same messed up family energy. You play the guy in the middle of it, the only male in a house full of women who are technically off-limits and emotionally way too close already. It has that slow-burn “this is wrong, I want it anyway” feeling from the first click, and it leans hard into that. You’re making coffee in the kitchen, brushing past her huge ass “by accident”, staring a little too long when she bends over the washing machine, that sort of thing. Very grounded stuff. No magic potions, no crazy sci-fi, just a horny dude, tense history, thin doors and bad decisions stacked on top of each other.

What surprised me most is how the erotic moments creep up. You’re just clicking through a simple point & click morning routine, and suddenly the mood flips because she laughs a bit too softly at your joke, or she touches your shoulder and holds it a second longer. That’s when the VA work really matters for me, and here it’s… uneven in a kind of charming way. Some of the moans sound like the actor is genuinely trying not to wake someone in the next room, which fits the incest tension way too well. During a rough anal scene, there’s this little inhale, half pain half pleasure, that absolutely sells it. Then two clicks later she’s repeating the same “oh yeah” line so often I started hearing it in my head while scrolling TikTok. I still liked it. I also hated it. Both are true. The Indian milf character stole the show for me. Her accent isn’t overdone, just a soft lilt when she says your name or whispers in your ear during a handjob. In the titfuck scene she lets out this breathy laugh, and it sounds a bit like the mic peaked on Discord, but that imperfection makes it hotter. Feels like something you’d hear through thin walls, not a polished studio performance. Sex variety is wild too: slow, sloppy blowjob in the dim hallway when everyone “should be sleeping”, harem-ish setups where they pretend everything is fine while you’re clearly fucking your way through the house, spanking that starts “playful” and turns real, creampies where the actress actually changes tone when she feels you finish, like she’s genuinely surprised. Sometimes the masturbation scenes drag, like the actress ran out of ideas and just kept looping wet sounds, but then you hit a vaginal scene with soft kissing and whispering romance lines and suddenly it’s tender as hell again, and you feel bad for going for the quick anal route last time. I kept thinking “ok, I’m just here for the porn”, and then a line hits about how long they’ve been trying to bury these feelings and I pause for a second before clicking her clothes off anyway.

Guy lives a comfy boring life, then one really bad day turns into his best mistake. He dies. Game just grabs him, throws him into a world full of monsters with curves and claws and cocks and way too much eye contact, and suddenly he is supposed to be some kind of future Monster Lord. No normal dating stuff here, it’s all messy and horny and kind of sweet in a trashy way. You hop between scenes like a point & click cartoon, poking at things you probably shouldn’t, and half the time that means someone ends up naked or at least leaking pre. There is a lot of soft moments hidden under all the filth though, like when a big scary beast girl leans in for a kiss and then just asks if he’s actually ok with all this, right before she pushes his face between her tits and uses them on his dick while her tail plays with his ass. That mix of “I might eat you” and “I might cuddle you after I creampie you twice” hits weirdly nice.

What took me by surprise is how the game doesn’t pretend to be straight only. You get the classic big tits, big ass, sloppy oral, titfuck, pussy dripping on his cock until she milks him dry, all of that, but also the MC getting shy and flustered around pretty boys that don’t even try to look “manly”. One of the traps is drawn insanely cute, like anime idol cute, and the moment he drops his pants and that hard cock pops out, MC just stares too long and you realize “ok, they’re not no-homo-ing this, they actually let him be into it”. That scene where you wake up in a tent, hear noises, and peek out to see him jerking off in the moonlight, cock shining with lube, ears twitching, tail swaying, and you get a voyeurism choice to watch or go help him with your hand or mouth, that felt like something written by someone who actually watches guys, not a token “for the gays” checkbox. At the same time, sometimes it feels like the dude’s attraction flips a bit too fast, like one minute he’s all “I’m not into guys”, next minute he has monster jizz on his tongue and acts like he’s always loved it, but honestly that’s kind of realistic disaster bi energy, I’ve seen worse on Grindr.

Sex pacing jumps all over the place. One chapter teases you forever, lots of groping, slow handjobs, MC teasing nipples on a monster girl with four boobs while she rubs her fat ass on his lap and just makes him beg before he finally shoves into her and fills her pussy, cum dripping down her thighs in a long animated loop. Next chapter, you blink and suddenly he is on his knees with a beastman’s cock in his throat, eyes watering, then getting pinned and fucked until he takes a sloppy creampie and you barely had time to process the setup. I kind of love that chaos and also hate it. Same with the romance. Some routes feel like actual relationships, with cute little talks after masturbation scenes where they just sit around half dressed and awkward, others are more like porn hub clips stitched together. The furry designs swing from adorable to “ok this one looks like a plush toy that learned what choking is” and sometimes the proportions are crazy, like asses so huge they look like they’d break a chair, but that’s half the fun. It’s pretty obvious the dev is just shoving all their kinks in: voyeur stuff, traps, monster girls, oral, tits, asses, lots of messy cum and a male protagonist who slowly stops pretending he isn’t enjoying every second of it. Could have more actual gay romance arcs instead of just sex flags, but I already know they won’t change that and I still keep clicking on every new chapter like an idiot.

Halima in this game feels uncomfortably real and also totally porn brain fantasy at same time. She is 24, still stuck in small place with her mom and stepdad, broke as hell, trying to get her own life going. On paper you think “ok, typical story,” but the way they push her from kinda innocent to straight up corrupted slut is both hot and kind of dirty in a guilty way. I mean, I came here for quick fap on my phone while hiding in bathroom, and then I’m reading dialog about rent, shitty jobs and her checking her bank app like I do. Then suddenly she is on her knees, mouth full, and you forgot she was complaining about electricity bill two clicks before. The game keeps this point and click style where you tap around the house, the job places, random locations, talk with people, choose answers, and slowly you see her going from “I would never do this” to “ok maybe just this once for money” to “fuck it, I like it.” Not very subtle, but it works.

The sex is not shy at all. They do everything: straight stuff, anal, sucking, big creampies, some trans content thrown in that felt more natural than I expected, not just fetish prop. I actually liked that, then later thought maybe they go too far and use everybody as walking sex dispenser. Her ass and tits are huge, of course, because realism ended at the bank account. Some scenes are nicely animated, not just stiff sliding. I remember one moment where she is in her room, checking messages about some “job offer,” you click too fast like idiot, suddenly she is bent over a cheap office table, skirt up, guy just ramming her while the camera angle really focuses on her butt. I laughed because the “choice” was basically fake, the game clearly wants you to drag her into worse and worse stuff no matter what you try. There was this option where I picked the “shy” reply hoping maybe she stays a bit more reserved, and five clicks later she has cum dripping out of her and talks about how warm it feels. Corruption speedrun.

As a parent I look at this and think, if my kid was playing this on his phone on the bus, I would probably throw the phone out of the window. You can hide it in task switcher in like half second, so yes, it is perfect mobile disaster. The dating sim part pretends to be romantic, but usually it leads straight to something wet on the bedsheets or on her face. I kind of wish there was at least one route where she just says no and focuses on fixing her life without turning into sex addict, but let’s be honest, this game was never going to do that and the dev probably laughs at the idea. Also the text sometimes feels like it was written by someone who learned English from porn subtitles, which is funny since my English also not native, and still I was like “who talks like that?” In a good way, and not good way. Anyway, you tap, you talk, you undress, you watch her morals slide down like a greasy pole. Dare to play it on public transport with brightness on max.

Alright so this game caught me off guard in the weirdest way possible. Started playing because honestly the premise sounded pretty basic - some MILF shows up at your door and you're supposed to seduce her or whatever. But then it gets all conspiracy theory on you? Like one minute you're trying to figure out how to get this busty woman out of her clothes, next minute there's some secret organization pulling strings behind everything. The tonal shift is so jarring it's almost funny.

The point and click mechanics work fine I guess, though sometimes clicking on objects feels random as hell. You collect these items that unlock new scenes but the game never really explains what you're supposed to be looking for. Found myself clicking everything like a maniac just hoping something would trigger. The animated scenes are decent enough - nothing groundbreaking but they get the job done. Big tits, big ass, all the usual suspects are there doing their thing. The oral and anal scenes have some nice variety to them, and the vaginal stuff doesn't feel too repetitive which is more than I can say for most games in this genre.

What really threw me was how the story tries to be more than just "fuck the MILF next door." There's actually plot happening between all the teasing and sex scenes, which feels weird but also kind of refreshing? The whole secret organization angle comes out of nowhere though - like the developers couldn't decide if they wanted to make a simple porn game or some kind of adult thriller. The customizable names and relationships thing is whatever, most people probably just leave it as default anyway. Still haven't figured out what half the items I've collected actually do, but the scenes keep unlocking so I'm not complaining too much. Game's unpolished as fuck but there's something charming about how it doesn't take itself too seriously while still trying to have an actual story.

This one feels like wandering into someone else’s horny sketchbook that accidentally became a game. You’re this guy stuck in a three-bedroom apartment that’s way too small for how much sex tension is inside it, and the whole thing plays out like a slow burn porn comic you keep clicking through on your phone when you should be checking emails. It’s all point and click, so you’re not here to min-max or whatever, you’re here to stalk around the rooms, poke at stuff, poke at the girls, and see what kind of trouble you can stack up. I liked how one moment you’re just lazily moving from the kitchen to the living room, and then a small choice, like a dumb compliment or a slightly pervy joke, suddenly flips the mood and she’s pushing you back on the couch, giving you that messy ahegao face while your hand is wrapped in her hair. It’s not subtle. It’s also not trying to be.

The apartment slowly becomes this little ecosystem of lust and drama. You flirt with one girl in the hallway, then five minutes later another one is on her knees in your room, drooling on your cock, and you know this is going to bite you in the ass but you still click “yes” because you want to see the internal cumshot animation one more time from that stupidly satisfying angle. The internal view stuff is honestly where my artist brain starts planning fanart. The game freezes you right at the moment your dick is buried all the way inside, and you see everything clench around you in a little cutaway, like those anatomy drawings, except here it’s wet, needy and very much alive. I kept thinking, ok, I’ll stop after this scene, but then I’d get curious how that shy roommate looks when she finally snaps and rides you with that over-the-top ahegao expression, tongue out, tears in the corner of her eyes, hands on your chest while she milks you with slow, focused strokes. It makes you want to redraw her from memory later, in Procreate or Clip Studio Paint, tweaking her expression so it’s even more ruined, legs shaking, maybe add a little smear of lipstick on your shaft. The animations aren’t perfect, sometimes a loop looks a bit stiff or a hand clips a boob in a weird way, and it annoyed me more than it should, but then she tightens around you during a blowjob scene and you forget it, just watching her throat bulge while her eyes roll back. The rhythm of the game is strange and kind of hot: click around, small talk, maybe a bit of story, then suddenly she’s jerking you off in the shower, water running over your shoulders, her fingers slippery with soap and pre-cum, and you’re staring at her face as she bites her lip and tries not to make too much noise. It’s messy, a bit trashy, full of those “oh fuck” little moments that stay in your head after you close the tab, like a half-finished drawing you keep wanting to come back to and dirty up some more.

Judas Ghost feels like someone smashed together a horny dating sim, a Scooby Doo episode that forgot it was for kids, and one of those old point & click games where you spend ten minutes clicking a plant because you just know there is something there. The whole thing happens inside this rich-people mansion that looks nice on the surface, but the longer you wander around, the more it feels like the house is… watching. You move room to room, checking what changed between day and night, and half the time you’re just waiting for some ghost girl with huge tits to float in and ask you why you’re ogling her ass instead of solving the “mystery.” Which, by the way, I kept forgetting about because there’s a lot of teasing and grabbing and “oops I dropped this, can you pick it up” type stuff. Very scientific horror vibe.

What hit me first was how horny the game is without playing the usual “you must grind affection for 40 years before anything happens” crap. You chat a bit, mess around, maybe choose the flirty option instead of the polite one, suddenly you’re in a corridor where a transparent girl with a ridiculous body is pressing herself against you and asking if humans can really feel ghosts touching them. And if you click the right spot, yes, yes they can. There’s an early moment where you’re supposed to be looking for some key, but the only thing I remembered later was getting a slow, sloppy blowjob from a ghost on a staircase where anyone could totally walk by, and the game even lets the camera linger on the spit and her hand twisting at the same time. Very classy. Very not classy. Both at once. Also there is this one scene where a “totally normal” massage turns into groping her ass under the towel, then she suddenly reaches back and strokes you through your pants like it’s the most boring thing in the world. I replayed that more times than I want to admit just to see how far I could push the dialogue before she calls you out. She never really does. That’s more scary than the paranormal stuff honestly.

The sandbox part can be a bit of a clown show. One night you’re trying to trigger some romantic scene in the garden, but you miss a tiny clickable object and end up in your room jerking off alone because you found a hidden item that starts a masturbation animation instead. It’s animated nicely and all, with that slow build-up, your hand speed changing, the camera cutting to the porn mag or phone or whatever, but I still yelled at my monitor like, “I didn’t want a solo scene, I wanted ghost titties!” Then I did it again, because the facial expression at the end is really good. There’s money to earn and outfits to buy, and I swear I spent more time choosing lingerie for one girl than I ever spent picking clothes for myself in real life. Some outfits barely cover the nipples, some push that huge ass in your face, and when you finally walk in on her at night wearing it and pretending she didn’t dress up just for you, you can go from soft flirting to full-on oral in like three clicks. Sometimes the romance actually lands and you get these surprisingly sweet talks about death, loneliness, all that, then five seconds later she’s moaning with her mouth full of your cock, drool on her chin, your hand in her hair. I kind of wish the mystery of the mansion went deeper, but it probably won’t and honestly I kept getting distracted by the way one of the girls rides you in the guest bedroom, tits bouncing, her ghostly body flickering like the light can’t keep up with how hard she’s fucking you. Anyway, if you like big tits, big asses, paranormal bullshit and point & click “where the hell is that hidden thing” energy, this one crawls under your skin in a filthy way.