So there's this weird little game about Lincoln getting cursed by some horny demon, and honestly? The premise is so ridiculous it actually works. You're clicking around trying to seduce your crush Leni while this succubus is literally sucking the life out of you - but here's where it gets messy in the best way. The sound design hits different when Luna's moaning in that fake British accent, and Rita's... well, let's just say the landlord situation escalates quickly. The ahegao faces are over-the-top cartoon bullshit, but somehow that makes the whole thing hotter? Like when you're groping Leni and her expression just breaks - it's so fucking exaggerated it loops back to being sexy.

The pacing is all wrong though, which might be intentional or just sloppy coding. You'll spend forever clicking through dialogue with Luna about her punk aesthetic, then suddenly you're balls deep in a handjob scene with Rita that comes out of nowhere. Actually, that's not true - there are buildup moments, but they're buried under so much parody humor you miss them. The big tits physics are laughably bad, bouncing like they're filled with jello, yet I found myself replaying those groping sequences anyway. Rita's ass is rendered with this weird attention to detail that doesn't match the rest of the art style, like someone spent way too much time on that specific asset. The point-and-click mechanics feel clunky as hell - you're hunting for hotspots while Lincoln's supposedly dying from demon possession, which creates this bizarre urgency that doesn't match the gameplay at all.

What really fucks with me is how the milf content with Rita feels more genuine than the main Leni storyline, even though she's supposed to be the fashionable crush driving the plot. The demon possession angle becomes background noise once you're deep in the sex scenes, which defeats the whole supernatural premise but... honestly, who cares when the handjob animations are this detailed?

Anahel looks like that shy girl in class who never raised her hand, and here she is, walking around a cursed fantasy world where literally everything wants to fuck her or use her to open some magic doom portal. It starts all heroic and stuff, like “you’re chosen, save the world, ancient prophecy” and you think ok, basic RPG, I click some slimes, I loot some chest. Then suddenly the slime is not just slime, it has way too many wet tentacles, and they all know exactly where to go. The game doesn’t even pretend to be subtle. One moment you’re poking around ruins, next moment Anahel is pinned, squirming, and her stupid little innocent face is doing that full ahegao thing while a monster girl is licking her everywhere like it’s completely normal Tuesday. And it kind of becomes normal, really fast.

I liked how it tricks you with that point and click exploration, like a normal adventure/sandbox thing. You tap on a well, you just expect water, maybe some coins. Instead there’s this creepy voice from inside, offers you “help” if Anahel strips. Of course I clicked yes. Then it escalates, a glowing tentacle slides up her thighs and she’s biting her lip, trying to resist, then gives in, rubbing herself with it like she was waiting all day for that. You’re not just watching, you’re choosing where to touch, which hole gets used, if she lets the monster finish inside or outside. It’s messed up. It’s hot. Sometimes both at same time. The world feels like a horny playground made by someone who played too much RPG Maker and then deleted all armor from the inventory. There’s “noble” knights that threaten her with blackmail, telling her to suck them off in a back alley or they’ll sell her out to the cult. You can actually accept, and the game shows her on her knees, drool and cum on her chin, eyes rolled up, and she still tries to talk like a hero while gagging on the guy. I kinda lost the main quest in my head after that.

Maybe my favorite stupid detail is how her staff looks totally useless at first. Just a stick with some stone. Later, you find this pervy spirit in a shrine who offers to “awaken” it and it literally turns into a magic sex toy weapon. It vibrates when danger is near, and also when she gets too aroused, and sometimes in battle the game will just have her masturbating with it as a “skill” while monsters gangbang her. I laughed because I was on the bus playing on my phone and suddenly she’s in the middle of a forest, on her back, two tentacles inside her, one in her mouth, some catgirl riding her face, and I’m just casually lowering brightness like it’s Instagram. The pacing is weird as hell, like eating spicy food with random sugar thrown on top. One area feels like slow teasing, just some harassment, panties pulled aside, soft lesbian groping, and then next screen they’re using every hole at once, toys, tongues, everything. Sometimes I wish Anahel talked a bit less during sex, because she moans and begs and calls the monsters disgusting while clearly loving it, but it kind of fits that she’s both the last hope of the world and also the world’s favorite cum dump at the same time. Anyway, the prophecy probably said something like that. I already forgot.

This thing starts like one of those horny daydreams you get on the bus, except here it actually picks up the phone and says “yeah, we’re doing this.” You’re the guy, obviously, sitting at home, kind of stuck in that boring routine where Pornhub tabs know you better than your friends, and suddenly these older women from your past just show up. Not all at once, not in some Avengers style nonsense, more like “oh, hey, remember me, I raised you and also my tits are huge now, let’s talk.” The game doesn’t even pretend to be subtle. Every woman walks in like her boobs entered the room first and her ass had to squeeze through the door second. The nice part is that you poke around the house and whatever other places, point and click, open drawers, snoop, grab some weird item that makes no sense at the time, and then ten minutes later you realize “oh fuck, that’s exactly what I needed to convince this hot milf to bend over the kitchen counter.”

What I liked is how the teasing actually feels like teasing, not just “click button, instant blowjob, thank you for playing.” You flirt, you push your luck a bit, you peek through doors when you probably shouldn’t, like some horny raccoon that learned how to use a mouse. I had this one moment where I was just casually exploring, checked a room I thought would be empty, and caught one of the women on her knees, sucking a toy like she was practicing. I legit paused and stared at the screen like an idiot. There’s that slow build where she pretends she doesn’t know you’re watching, then slightly turns her head so you see more tongue, more spit, and suddenly the game feels way more personal. The animations sell it better than I expected, her tits bouncing, mouth stretching around the shaft, saliva sliding down her chin. It’s not Hollywood quality, but it hits that dirty amateur vibe that somehow turns you on faster because it looks like something you shouldn’t be seeing. At the same time, some scenes are so over the top you feel like your dick is in a circus, especially when she’s smothering you with a boobjob and the camera is just full of soft, shiny skin and you’re like “ok, where is my character’s face, is he still alive.”

The whole “secret organisation” thing kind of sneaks up on you. You’re there for tits and ass, obviously, and suddenly there’s this weird thread where some people are watching, manipulating, like there’s a horny Illuminati making sure you end up balls deep in the right milf at the right time. I actually got distracted trying to figure out what the hell they are doing, then forgot about it again as soon as one of the women showed up in something tight and low cut. The story keeps dangling this bigger mystery in front of you, but half the time I ignored it because I just wanted to push the next scene where she lets you slide into her ass after she’s been teasing you about it for ages. The first anal scene I unlocked felt like unlocking an achievement in Steam, except instead of a little pop-up you get a mature woman grinding back on you, moaning in that rough, breathy way, ass rippling slightly with every thrust. I wish the sound in that part was less “looped porn audio from fifteen years ago,” but I kept going anyway, so apparently I didn’t wish that hard.

There’s something oddly sweet and messed up at the same time about how these women treat you. Half the time they’re scolding you like you did something wrong, the other half they’re on their knees, lips wrapped around your cock, stroking you with their tits like you’re the last man on earth. One minute you’re running around clicking every shiny object like a confused squirrel, trying to find the right thing to unlock the next scene, and the next you’re sitting there watching this big ass milf ride you in slow, heavy movements, her huge tits bouncing in a rhythm that makes your brain forget about the dumb puzzle you solved to get there. It’s clumsy, horny, a bit ridiculous, and somehow exactly the kind of trash that makes you close all your other tabs and just stay there, letting these big, older women ruin you in every room of the house while some shady group watches from the background like they’re grading your performance. I still haven’t figured out what that organisation actually wants from me, but honestly, if their evil plan is just “make him cum to more milfs,” they’re winning.

Harmony Haven feels like one of those small, pretty towns in porn where everyone looks innocent and then five clicks later someone is taking a rough anal pounding behind a “family friendly” bar. You start with this couple, Kevin and Rachel by default, but you can rename them to whatever fits your fantasy. They arrive all sweet and romantic, acting like they’re going to have this peaceful new life, and in about ten minutes you’re deciding if he keeps his cock in his pants or fucks the neighbor’s curvy wife while his own girl is in the shower. The game is point and click, characters are 3D, animated nicely, and it leans a lot on slow build teasing. Rachel bending over the kitchen counter in tight yoga pants, no panties, and the camera sits there just long enough for you to imagine grabbing that big ass and pushing her face into the sink. It plays a lot with romance vs raw lust. One moment they cuddle, kiss and talk about starting fresh, next moment she’s in a tiny dress with no bra, nipples showing through, flirting with a stranger in a bar while you decide if you push her toward cheating, sharing, or keep her as “good girl” on a short leash.

What I liked is how it lets you be a bit of a control freak. You can run different paths like a collector on Steam, chasing weird achievements. One run I tried to keep them fully loyal, always choosing the romantic option, stopping other guys from touching her, making sure he turns down every blowjob offer. Still got some hot stuff: POV oral, deep kissing, lingerie scenes, her in the bathroom masturbating because you teased her too hard and then just left. Another run I went full corruption. Sent her out in a slutty cosplay outfit to a party, let the black guy with the big dick dance way too close, then made her drink more and more, and suddenly his hands are all over her tits and ass while her husband pretends he doesn’t care. There are moments where you just watch, proper voyeurism. You see her on a couch with some guy’s hand between her legs and you choose if he stops or goes inside her. Sometimes the game loves creampies a bit too much, like every second scene ends with someone filling someone, and once I actually wished for just a messy facial on her glasses, but it keeps going inside. I complained in my head and then still clicked “cum inside” every time, so I guess that’s on me.

The swinging and netorare style stuff is where it gets more intense. You can push them into “sharing” and turn their nice relationship into something messy. Husband watching his wife ride another man’s cock, her moaning louder than she ever did with him, that kind of hit. There is one balcony scene where she goes out in just an open shirt and panties, and you can tell her to flash her tits to a neighbor or pull the shirt wider so everyone gets a show. Exhibitionism is everywhere, from stripping in front of mirrors to being half naked in places where people might walk in. The BDSM and domination angle is there too, but more on the soft side at first. Spanking over the knee while she cries out, groping those big tits until she whimpers, hand around her throat while you slam into her pussy, stuff like that. You can turn Rachel into a pretty dirty little slut if you want: anal training, footjobs, making her suck cock after being used, then kiss her husband with the taste still in her mouth. At one point I accidentally clicked something that made her cheat when I wanted to avoid that, and just sat staring at the screen for a second like “ok, fine, we go this way now.” The game doesn’t hold your hand, it just lets your choices twist their relationship into something sweet, filthy, or completely fucked, and half the time I’m not even sure which path I like more.