Clara is basically what happens if some bootleg Lara Croft got drunk on porn logic and cursed artifacts, then decided pants are optional from now on. She’s got the tight top, huge tits that look like they’re one dodge-roll away from falling out, and that slightly smug “I’m smarter than this whole dungeon” face… right until the first horny ghost, tentacled monster or leather-obsessed cultist grabs her by the hips and the whole adventure turns into a sex reel. The ring she’s looking for feels like an excuse; the real treasure is how many ways the game finds to humiliate, worship, break or spoil her body while she still tries to act like a serious explorer. I love that mix. She’s climbing ancient ruins one second, and the next she’s on her knees, drool on her chin, cheeks tear-streaked while some paranormal futa thing is stuffing her throat and asshole at the same time. There’s this weird charm in watching a badass heroine that clearly masturbates in her tent, pretending she’s not into it, then completely losing control when someone actually grabs her ass and pins her down.

The whole thing plays like someone mashed a horny Tomb Raider parody with a turn based hentai RPG, then added too many fetishes and just said “fuck it, keep all of them”. You poke through crumbling corridors, flip some switches, solve puzzles that make you feel a tiny bit smart, then get ambushed by monsters that want way more than your HP. I liked how half the “game over” scenes feel more like “game reward” scenes. Lose a fight? Ok, here’s Clara on her back, ankles hooked behind her head, getting used like a toy by a group of masked cultists, one in her mouth, one grinding between her tits, somebody else stretching her pussy open until her belly bulges. Sometimes it’s male dom, sometimes she flips it and tramples a guy’s face with her dirty boots, makes him lick the sweat off her feet while she lazily fingers herself and pisses on his chest, like “this is what you wanted, right?” and you’re just nodding in front of the screen. There’s also that nasty, wet kind of voyeurism where the camera lingers from weird angles, like through a crack in the wall while she rubs herself in secret, or from the point of view of some demon watching her take a quick, desperate pee behind a ruined statue, only for a tentacle to slide up between her thighs. One route you get sweet-ish lesbian teasing and slow groping, another you end up strapped in some BDSM contraption getting filled from every side, double or even triple penetration, toys buzzing inside her while a harsh mistress tugs her hair and slaps her tits until they’re red. It’s messy, sometimes brutal with graphic violence right next to messy oral and rough anal, but there’s this twisted fantasy logic to it that made my artist brain spin: Clara on a stone altar, covered in runes and cum; Clara riding a monster like a mount while jerking off another with her feet; Clara crying and laughing at the same time because she finally got the ring, but she had to fuck half the paranormal world to earn it. I opened the game thinking “ok, silly porn parody”, and now my Pinterest is full of half-finished sketches of her getting railed in dusty tombs.

Luna’s first scene in the new city pretty much tells you what kind of game this is. She walks into a “normal” school, tries to act like a regular horny 18-year-old, and five minutes later she’s sizing up the bulge on the class rep while her stepmom is texting about some political rally where futa rights and anal porn get mentioned in the same breath. The story is horny, but it keeps pretending it’s about ideology and social conflict, which is honestly kind of funny. You’re not creating a character here, you’re stuck in Luna’s head, and she’s this mix of bratty, curious, a bit clueless, and way too easily turned on. She’ll say she’s not into girls, then gets pushed against a bathroom stall door by a tall futa with a thick cock and suddenly she’s moaning with that over-the-top ahegao face while getting her ass fingered. The game leans hard into that: big tits pressed against a locker, hands roaming everywhere, and Luna thinking about “justice” while her mouth is full of cock. There’s a weird charm in how dead serious the politics sound for about two lines, then someone gets groped behind the podium.

The way the futa stuff is handled is pretty direct. Cocks are big, like “that would actually hurt” big, and the game doesn’t pretend to be realistic. Anal is not some rare extra, it’s basically a second protagonist. There’s this classroom scene where Luna gets dragged into a “political debate club” that is just an excuse for a group sex event. You’ve got a milf teacher with massive boobs using her hands on one girl, a futa prefect getting a blowjob while talking about party lines, and Luna ending up bent over a table, getting her ass slowly opened up while two girls comment on how “tolerant” the school is. It’s ridiculous, but in a fun way. The lesbian moments are actually pretty sweet sometimes, like Luna sharing a shy handjob under a blanket with another nervous student, then later that same girl shows up in a masked orgy scene and suddenly she’s the one riding a trans futa with a heavy cock and smacking Luna’s big ass like she owns it. I liked that the game lets Luna make some choices, but it never pretends she can avoid the mess she walked into. She will suck, she will get her ass trained, she will end up in group scenes with too many hands and not enough space. At one point I had the game open on one monitor, Telegram on the other, and I actually forgot a poll choice because I was too busy watching Luna drool all over a blowjob scene that escalated into full-on group anal. The political storm in the background just keeps building, but half the time you’ll forget the speech, because someone is getting their boobs played with behind the curtain.

Harry’s already the Boy Who Lived, but here he’s more like the Boy Who Corrupted Everything. Story kicks off around year 2000, everyone’s older, hotter, and way more messed up in the head thanks to all that Horcrux nonsense dripping into Hogwarts for years. You’re playing a male Harry who isn’t the awkward virgin from the movies. This guy is tired, horny, a bit cruel, and uses that mind corruption like it’s Google Translate for panties. The fun part is how the “good girls” slide down. Hermione starts as this classic nagging rule-book nerd, and you can practically feel her trying to stay pure. Ten minutes later you’re making her kneel in some quiet corridor with her mouth full, her brain still fighting it, and it’s written just janky enough that it feels like some dude on his old laptop cackling while coding. In a good way. Sometimes.

Hermione is the star here, no question. She’s got that big tits thing going on, but the real kick is her slow mental break. One time I triggered a scene where she’s giving a handjob in the library, whispering that this is “only a practical experiment”, like she’s trying to rationalize jerking you off between the bookshelves. Another time, after enough corruption, she walks around without a bra under her uniform and pretends she “forgot”, while you know damn well you clicked through like twenty creepy dialogue prompts to get there. There’s oral, anal, good old vaginal pounding, and those messy creampies that feel extra wrong because she still quotes rules afterward. It’s the mix of her pretending everything is still academic while taking your cock in every hole that got me. Then suddenly the writing goes weird for a line or two and you’re like, ok, English is not the dev’s first language either, we’re in this together.

Ginny’s route is shorter but dirtier. She feels more like the “already halfway gone” type. Less resistance, more “just tell me what to do, Harry”. There’s a group sex setup that kind of sneaks up on you, where the girls end up on display, practically forced exhibitionism in a place that was supposed to be a school, and you’re there like, yeah, this is not how Dumbledore wanted the future of magic. Weird thing, though: sometimes the grind to unlock those scenes makes you click around like an idiot, and you’re stuck repeating one lame interaction over and over in the common room just to reach the next anal option. The pacing is random as hell. One moment you’re mind controlling a prefect into stripping in front of a crowd, next moment you’re stuck in some dumb menu loop that feels like an Excel sheet. Porn scenes are hot, dirty, sometimes a bit too mean, and the whole corruption + male domination angle goes harder than I expected from a “practice python” project. It’s janky, horny, wrong in that specific fanfic way, and somehow that makes it hit harder than the polished stuff I see on Steam or itch.io.

Game looks almost too simple when you first open it. Guy walks around, girls lose things, you help, then things get very naked very fast. That is basically the whole idea, and it somehow works way better than it sounds. It feels like those lazy mobile gacha games you open while waiting for bus, except instead of pulling anime swords you end up balls deep in a stacked redhead on the couch. There is something kind of funny about how normal the start of each scene is. “Hey, I lost this, can you help?” and five clicks later your cock is in her throat and her mascara is crying more than she is. The game does not even pretend to be classy, and I kind of respect that. You want big tits? They are big. You want big asses? The camera absolutely knows. There are a lot of shots where the dev just parked the view directly on the ass like a worship altar, with those slow animations when you slide in her pussy and her cheeks jiggle for a second too long. Mobile controls are actually decent. Thumb on the screen, tap choices, tap again to switch from blowjob to titfuck to just grab her hair and fuck her mouth harder. No long tutorial, you just learn by doing, which is accurate for sex and also for porn games, I guess. One little thing that annoyed me: sometimes the text boxes block the good part of the action and you have to tap them away in a hurry, and I keep misclicking the wrong dialogue option because my hand is already busy, you know. But then the next scene starts with her sitting on your lap, bouncing, boobs slapping against her chest with those wet sounds, and I forget what I was angry about. Typical.

The harem stuff comes in slowly. At first it feels like just random girls who misplace their things, then you realize the game wants you to collect them like horny Pokémon. One moment you are helping a shy girl find her “lost” notebook, next moment she is bent over a table, panties around her ankle, and your dick is sliding between her folds in that looped animation that never quite syncs with the moans, which somehow makes it hotter, like a cheap porn loop you keep replaying. Later you have two or three of them hung around you like you are the last dick on Earth. There is one scene where you finish in her mouth, she swallows, and the other girl just turns around and offers her ass without a word, and the game lets you just ram it in. Anal here is not subtle at all; it is very “shove first, questions later”. I was expecting more pussy focus, but some of the anal angles are honestly the best ones, especially when her ass is so big it almost hides your entire body. And the cumshots, holy shit. You can finish in, on tits, on face, sometimes all three if you replay, and the animation actually changes instead of just recoloring the same splash. There is this one titfuck where her boobs squeeze together and the cum squirts straight up her neck and chin, and it looked way better than it had any right to in a horny little mobile game like this. Story is trash in a charming way, dialogue swings between goofy and “did an actual human write this at 4% battery”. But I kept tapping, unlocked more girls, more holes, more ridiculous scenes where everyone somehow lost something again. It feels dirty in that specific browser-in-incognito way, and yeah, I’m already pretending I never played it while secretly planning which girl to knock up next time I open it.