Alright so this game caught me off guard in the weirdest way possible. Started playing because honestly the premise sounded pretty basic - some MILF shows up at your door and you're supposed to seduce her or whatever. But then it gets all conspiracy theory on you? Like one minute you're trying to figure out how to get this busty woman out of her clothes, next minute there's some secret organization pulling strings behind everything. The tonal shift is so jarring it's almost funny.

The point and click mechanics work fine I guess, though sometimes clicking on objects feels random as hell. You collect these items that unlock new scenes but the game never really explains what you're supposed to be looking for. Found myself clicking everything like a maniac just hoping something would trigger. The animated scenes are decent enough - nothing groundbreaking but they get the job done. Big tits, big ass, all the usual suspects are there doing their thing. The oral and anal scenes have some nice variety to them, and the vaginal stuff doesn't feel too repetitive which is more than I can say for most games in this genre.

What really threw me was how the story tries to be more than just "fuck the MILF next door." There's actually plot happening between all the teasing and sex scenes, which feels weird but also kind of refreshing? The whole secret organization angle comes out of nowhere though - like the developers couldn't decide if they wanted to make a simple porn game or some kind of adult thriller. The customizable names and relationships thing is whatever, most people probably just leave it as default anyway. Still haven't figured out what half the items I've collected actually do, but the scenes keep unlocking so I'm not complaining too much. Game's unpolished as fuck but there's something charming about how it doesn't take itself too seriously while still trying to have an actual story.

You wake up in this place called Furryville like someone dumped you into a horny self-help book and then forgot to proofread it. Buildings look normal, people do normal jobs, but everyone’s some flavor of fluffy, scaly or with too many tails and not enough clothes. Your guy is a total mess at the start, trying to pretend he’s got his shit together while secretly jerking off in a crappy rented room and spying through half-open curtains at neighbors that really should close their blinds. One minute you’re having a cute coffee talk with a shy bunny girl who blushes so hard she can’t say “blowjob” without choking, next minute you’re pinned against a wall by a smug fox who’s blackmailing you with some very inconvenient screenshots and one hand is already sliding into your pants like this is the most casual thing in the world. The shift from wholesome “hey, maybe I can rebuild my life” to “oh, I’m getting my cock sucked in a back alley by someone with fur on their tongue” happens way faster than you expect, and somehow it doesn’t feel forced, just chaotic in a good way, like a scuffed roguelike run where the game keeps throwing weird events at you to see if you crack.

The romance stuff hits harder than it has any right to. You start out just thinking “ok fine, I’ll pick the flirty wolf bartender, clearly tagged for vanilla sex and easy creampie routes,” and then suddenly you care about his stupid drama and why he can’t say what he actually wants. Sex scenes actually react a bit to how you treated them before: act like a dick and you still get your dick wet, but the vibe is different. There’s this one scene where you’re comforting a catgirl after some heavy drama, and it starts with just holding her in bed, fully clothed, then turns into this slow, almost awkward handjob where her tail keeps twitching against your thigh. No crazy positions, no circus porn, just small touches, then she asks if it’s ok to watch you finish and suddenly you’re jerking off for her, her fingers resting at the base of your shaft as she leans closer, eyes wide, whispering that she wants to see it all on her belly. Later, with another route, that same girl is pushed into way filthier stuff if you go down the more manipulative choices, like you agreeing to be part of some blackmail arrangement and ending up fucking her from behind on a desk while the guy who set it up watches from the doorway. She’s trying not to moan too loud, you’re trying not to cum too fast, and the voyeur’s just there, breathing louder each thrust. It’s hot and also uncomfortable and somehow fits the whole “redemption but also I’m kind of trash” vibe. There’s anal, there’s messy creampies where you can actually see it dripping out while she tries to walk, there’s silly scenes like you getting a blowjob under a table during a “serious” talk, and yeah, a bunch of masturbation moments where your guy is just sad and horny, phone in hand, scrolling through chat logs with the same people you’re romancing. The writing stumbles sometimes, wording is clunky here and there, but honestly that makes it feel more real, like everyone is emotionally constipated and horny at the same time. It’s not polished, it’s not trying to be art, it’s more like a horny little world that changes just enough when you push different buttons, and half the fun is seeing which route turns into warm cuddling after sex and which one turns into “I just let a smug fox jerk me off while threatening to leak my pics, and somehow I liked it.”

Power, tits and dragons, in that order. Whores of Thrones takes the whole Seven Kingdoms mess and asks a very simple question: what if everyone stopped pretending they have honor and just started fucking for it instead. You’re dropped into this twisted court drama where every “deal” is half politics, half who is on their knees, and it leans hard into that. One scene you’re whispering dirty orders in a candlelit sept, next scene you’re watching a proud knight get milked by a monster he tried to stab. The story does that slow corruption thing: characters start with some fake moral line, then a bit of blackmail here, a “do this or I ruin your house” there, and suddenly they are naked in public, on their knees, kissing boots, begging for more. It doesn’t rush it, which I kinda loved and also kinda hated when I wanted to just go straight to hardcore. Sometimes you’ll pick a choice and think “ok soft scene now” and the game responds with anal, a collar, and a smug priest watching. Not complaining, just surprised. Often.

Fan service is insane. Sansa, Arya, Daenerys, Cersei, all twisted versions of themselves, each pushed into their own flavor of kink. There is this one path where your male character gets to break the noble “ice princess” step by step, starting with just making her show her feet, then kissing them, then using them on your cock like it’s nothing, until she goes from disgusted to needy. Long scene, very slow, and honestly the footjob animation and expressions are way better than they should be for a porn parody. Then you flip to another route and you’re playing a girl instead, suddenly on the other side of the leash, teasing another woman, riding her face and using toys on her while you promise to protect her family if she just obeys. Lesbian stuff hits different here, because they make it half affection, half “I own you now”. You can feel the writers grinning when they script a holy woman forced into exhibitionism in front of her own followers, or when a dragon queen ends up bent over a balcony, pretending she cares about the city while you’re just pounding her and talking about who she has to marry next. There’s vanilla pussy grinding right next to anal punishment, incest whispers in the background mixed with religious guilt, some brutal female domination scenes, gay side paths that go from awkward to “oh shit this is rough” in two clicks. It goes from funny parody to “damn, that’s filthy” really fast. And yeah, you can play it on your phone, which is a blessing until you realize you just opened a scene with a chained noble girl licking a boot and a dildo in the middle of your train ride, and now you can’t look anyone in the eye.

Halima in this game feels uncomfortably real and also totally porn brain fantasy at same time. She is 24, still stuck in small place with her mom and stepdad, broke as hell, trying to get her own life going. On paper you think “ok, typical story,” but the way they push her from kinda innocent to straight up corrupted slut is both hot and kind of dirty in a guilty way. I mean, I came here for quick fap on my phone while hiding in bathroom, and then I’m reading dialog about rent, shitty jobs and her checking her bank app like I do. Then suddenly she is on her knees, mouth full, and you forgot she was complaining about electricity bill two clicks before. The game keeps this point and click style where you tap around the house, the job places, random locations, talk with people, choose answers, and slowly you see her going from “I would never do this” to “ok maybe just this once for money” to “fuck it, I like it.” Not very subtle, but it works.

The sex is not shy at all. They do everything: straight stuff, anal, sucking, big creampies, some trans content thrown in that felt more natural than I expected, not just fetish prop. I actually liked that, then later thought maybe they go too far and use everybody as walking sex dispenser. Her ass and tits are huge, of course, because realism ended at the bank account. Some scenes are nicely animated, not just stiff sliding. I remember one moment where she is in her room, checking messages about some “job offer,” you click too fast like idiot, suddenly she is bent over a cheap office table, skirt up, guy just ramming her while the camera angle really focuses on her butt. I laughed because the “choice” was basically fake, the game clearly wants you to drag her into worse and worse stuff no matter what you try. There was this option where I picked the “shy” reply hoping maybe she stays a bit more reserved, and five clicks later she has cum dripping out of her and talks about how warm it feels. Corruption speedrun.

As a parent I look at this and think, if my kid was playing this on his phone on the bus, I would probably throw the phone out of the window. You can hide it in task switcher in like half second, so yes, it is perfect mobile disaster. The dating sim part pretends to be romantic, but usually it leads straight to something wet on the bedsheets or on her face. I kind of wish there was at least one route where she just says no and focuses on fixing her life without turning into sex addict, but let’s be honest, this game was never going to do that and the dev probably laughs at the idea. Also the text sometimes feels like it was written by someone who learned English from porn subtitles, which is funny since my English also not native, and still I was like “who talks like that?” In a good way, and not good way. Anyway, you tap, you talk, you undress, you watch her morals slide down like a greasy pole. Dare to play it on public transport with brightness on max.