You know what's weird? I downloaded this thinking it'd be another cheap cash-grab using stolen assets, but honestly... there's something oddly charming about how janky everything feels. Like, you've got Bowsette right next to Tsunade having coffee while Android 18 complains about her hair, and somehow it works? The whole thing runs on Koikatsu cards which means the character models look decent enough, though don't expect AAA polish here.

The dating sim mechanics are pretty straightforward - you pick a girl from this massive roster spanning everything from My Hero Academia to Dragon Ball to fucking Vocaloid characters, then try to sweet-talk your way into their pants. Some conversations feel genuinely funny, especially when the writers clearly had no idea what they were doing with certain franchises. Watching Frieren act like a horny teenager is... an experience. The sex scenes range from vanilla missionary with Princess Peach to some wild tentacle stuff with monster girls, and yeah, there's plenty of titfucking and footjobs if that's your thing. Oral scenes are animated well enough, though the physics can get wonky.

What really got me though was stumbling across this random voyeurism scenario with Komi-san where you're basically just watching through a window, and it felt more intimate than half the actual sex scenes. The game doesn't take itself seriously at all - you'll have Harley Quinn making Batman references during foreplay while Yor Forger somehow ended up in the same room discussing assassination techniques. It's absolutely ridiculous and I kept playing just to see what bizarre crossover would happen next. Sure, the UI looks like it was designed in 2005 and sometimes characters clip through each other during the steamier moments, but there's something endearing about this chaotic mess of anime waifus all existing in the same horny universe.

You know that feeling when you’re scrolling on your phone, bored out of your mind, and you start thinking “yeah, I kinda wanna flirt with half the anime multiverse right now”? This game leans right into that. It’s a mobile-style dating sim where your whole job is to talk, tease, and slowly push your way from cute banter to full-on filthy with a bunch of familiar faces. One minute you’re trying to keep your shit together while Tsunade leans in with those ridiculous tits, the next you’re trading playful jabs with Marin Kitagawa like she’s your chaotic cosplay girlfriend who absolutely knows she’s out of your league. It’s very much a “pick a waifu, poke at her until she cracks, then enjoy the view” setup. You answer questions, pick dialog options, earn points when you say the thing she wants to hear, and each correct move nudges the relationship from “hi, senpai” to “okay, pull your dick out already.”

What I like is how the game doesn’t pretend it’s some deep, tragic romance. It pretends for like 10 seconds, then goes straight into horny nerd brain. You start with small talk, a bit of teasing, then she starts hinting, and once you’ve stacked enough points, the clothes start vanishing. One date you’re laughing with Aqua while she’s being useless and bratty, the next date she’s grinding in your lap and calling you a pervert like it’s your fault. Rias acts all composed, polite, almost royal, but you keep pushing the right answers and suddenly you’re getting your cock squeezed between those huge tits she pretends are a burden. There are titfucks, messy handjobs, slow teasing oral where she holds eye contact like she wants to watch you lose control, the usual “oops I sat on it” vaginal sex, and yeah, anal too if you unlock the right scenes. Some girls treat it as a reward, some as a challenge, some as “shut up and enjoy it.” I had this moment with a certain dragon milf where she’s bouncing on top of me with that massive ass, smiling like she’s finally found a new toy, and I genuinely forgot to click the next line because I was too busy staring.

It’s not all straight either, which is nice. You’ve got traps like Astolfo and Felix in the mix, cute and flirty and way too confident, and if you’re into that, the game doesn’t tiptoe around it. They flirt hard, they suck you off like they’ve practiced, they ride you like they’re trying to prove something. Some routes feel more romantic, like a soft slow-burn with a girl like Rem, where you actually care a bit about the conversation before you end up buried inside her, and some are pure chaos, like Darkness begging you to use her like a toy while you’re thinking “ok, I’m the degenerate here but wow.” It’s kinda funny how sometimes the writing hits this surprisingly sweet mood, then two screens later you’re balls-deep and watching a loop of her moaning and drooling, legs shaking. There’s a harem vibe too once you realize just how many characters are waiting for you. Best way to enjoy it? Don’t rush. Take a character, answer her correctly, watch her shift from “oh, we’re just talking” to “fuck me harder” and let yourself get sucked into each scene. Screenshot the faces you like, replay the ones that make you twitch, and let the game do what it clearly wants to do: melt your brain in the dirtiest, laziest way possible.

Isekai Brothel throws every anime waifu you've ever fantasized about into one chaotic interdimensional fuckfest, and honestly? It's messier than trying to explain the Fate timeline to your normie friends. The premise is simple enough - some genius figured out universe-hopping technology and decided the best use wasn't world peace or infinite resources, but setting up the ultimate anime girl bordello. Can't argue with those priorities, really.

The character roster reads like someone's MAL favorites list had a baby with a horny teenager's wet dreams. You've got Nagatoro ready to bully you into submission, Tsunade bringing that MILF energy, Zero Two with her dino girl antics, and even Rimuru because apparently slimes can be sexy now. The crossover aspect gets absolutely wild when you're trying to explain why Chi-Chi from Dragon Ball is having tea with Emilia from Re:Zero before they both jump your bones. Some combinations work better than others - seeing Komi-san interact with the more... aggressive personalities creates this weird cognitive dissonance that's somehow arousing? The dating simulator elements feel tacked on though, like they remembered halfway through development that some people actually want story with their smut.

What really gets me is how they handle the "universe travel" gimmick - you can either visit their worlds or bring them to yours, which sounds cool until you realize it's mostly just different background art. The sex scenes vary wildly in quality depending on which character you're with, and don't get me started on the voice acting inconsistencies. Megumin sounds nothing like she should, but somehow Yoruichi's VA nailed it perfectly. The game's clearly unpolished as hell with typos everywhere and some characters looking like they were drawn by completely different artists, but when you're balls deep in a scene with Android 18 while Albedo watches jealously from the corner, technical polish becomes less important. It's horny chaos incarnate, and sometimes that's exactly what you need.

This thing is basically Konosuba fanservice that forgot to put on pants and then decided pants are overrated anyway. You load in and it’s just you and Aqua, close and messy, no dumb grinding through menus first. It feels like somebody watched the show, paused every time Aqua was being a useless idiot, and went “yeah, but what if I could actually rail her from POV and see her face twist when she finally realizes she’s in a hentai game now.” That’s the vibe. Very straight to the point, but not in a lazy way, more like the dev knew exactly what everyone was here for and cut the foreplay to 10% and the fucking to 90%.

The fun part for me is how “jump game” actually matters. It’s not some fake label. You’re juggling timing, little hops, short platforms, nudging Aqua into place, and your brain kinda splits in two: one side is trying not to fall like an idiot, the other side is staring at those wet, squishy 3D physics and thinking “I should fail on purpose just to watch the jiggle again.” There’s this moment where you just barely hit the platform and her body slams into camera range in this dumb perfect angle, and suddenly the difficulty spike feels worth it. I’m chasing 100% unlocks on her scenes, so every missed jump feels like dropping a combo in a rhythm game. I actually restarted one section like twelve times just because I wanted to see if I could trigger the defloration animation in sync with the landing. No, it doesn’t give you bonus points. Yes, I still keep doing it. My brain is not okay and I’m fine with that.

What got me hooked is how the cum stuff is treated like a score tracker you wear on her instead of on the HUD. Cum stuck on her skin, on her face, inside, outside, mixing with that first-time bleed… it’s not shy. You blow inside and it’s not like “fade to white, scene over.” It actually hangs there, drips, stains, and when you go for another round it’s still a mess. I spent way too long testing where it lands if I change the rhythm, or if I slow down right before finish. It’s like speedrunning in Pornhub form. There is one thing that annoys me: sometimes the jump timing and the sexy timing don’t sync at all and you get mid-thrust camera shakes that make Aqua’s model flicker in a really awkward way, like the game can’t decide if you’re platforming god or horny goblin. It’s not broken, just a little jank, like those old Flash games that barely held together, and honestly that rough edge kind of fits. I was watching Netflix in background and still kept alt-tabbing back just to nail “one more perfect clear” on her route, chasing that silly sense of “I did it” while she’s covered in your hard-earned, uh, progress. I swear I opened this thinking I’d play two minutes and nut, and somehow I ended up routing inputs in my head like this is an actual run I should submit on speedrun.com. No way they’d accept it, but I kinda want a “Any% Aqua Deflor” category anyway.