This thing feels like someone grabbed Zenless Zone Zero, shook it until all the plot fell out, and then stuffed the gaps with boobs, ass and weird sci-fi kink. In a good way. Mostly. You drop into this broken-future city where every alley looks like a porn set pretending to be a war zone, with those endless “zones” acting like basically horny dungeons. One moment you’re listening to some corrupted AI mumbling cryptic stuff, next moment you’re balls-deep in a girl who definitely should be focusing on the mission instead of riding you against a console that still has warning lights blinking. I like that the story keeps pretending it’s serious. There are memory fragments, data leaks, corporate secrets, all that. But the real thing you remember is Ellen pinning you to a wall, breathing heavy, while alarms scream in the background and she’s still half-talking about protocols. You know that classic “we’re in danger, we shouldn’t be doing this” moment? Here it happens like every ten minutes and somehow doesn’t get old, even though it absolutely should.

The whole visual novel style works nice with the parody vibe. You pick choices, watch the girls react, push them a little, pull back, then push too far because you want to see the lewd branch, and suddenly you’re locked into some very specific fetish scene you weren’t planning for but now you’re like “ok, fine, guess I’m into this now.” I had one run where I tried to play the polite, reliable agent type, always picking the “respectful” answer. That lasted until Miyabi showed up in that tight combat outfit, teasing non-stop, fake scolding me for “unprofessional behavior” while clearly begging for it. I picked the “stay focused” option and the game still found a way to throw me on a bed with her, leggings halfway off, her huge tits bouncing while she pretends she’s annoyed. Total liar. Later, same girl, different route, she rides your face like she’s trying to smother you, talking about “data synchronization” like that means anything when her thighs are around your head. And I swear the coders knew what they were doing with camera angles. Every time a big ass leans over a console, the important hologram is just... there, but your eyes are not there, you know.

What I liked most is how it keeps mixing the sci-fi talk with pure hentai brain. There’s some mission about stabilizing corrupted zones, and the way you “stabilize” one of them is basically fucking the anomaly out of an Ellen clone whose chest is so big it looks physically illegal. She’s shaking, glitching, flickering between normal and corrupted, and your “solution” is to fuck her until the glitch settles. It’s stupid, I laughed, then I replayed it twice. The parody of ZZZ is kinda loose, like it remembers Zenless when it wants a cool excuse for a fight, then forgets and just zooms in on cleavage. But there’s charm in that mess. One scene had you sneaking through a lab, trying to avoid cameras, and suddenly there’s a “stress relief protocol” event. Door locks, gas hisses, and some overdeveloped android with planet-sized tits calmly explains she needs your cock to “calibrate performance.” Ten clicks later, she’s begging, moaning your name with that perfect fake-robot echo, and you totally forgot there was even a stealth section. I kinda wish there were more quiet moments where you just hang out with the girls without every conversation turning into “oops I fell on your dick,” but also, that’s exactly why I kept clicking next instead of opening Twitter. Or, you know, going outside. The game knows exactly what it is and never pretends otherwise, except when it suddenly throws a surprisingly sweet line in the middle of a blowjob scene and you’re sitting there, pants down, feeling weirdly emotional while a girl with ridiculous big tits is drooling all over you. That’s the vibe here. And I’m not complaining. Mostly.

Guy inherits a crappy old apartment building, thinks he is just going to collect rent and clean clogged pipes, and suddenly the place starts acting like it has a dirty mind of its own. That is pretty much the energy of My Place Is Cursed. You play this dude who moves into his grandfather’s place as the new manager, and the building kind of… watches you. You walk down the hallway, lights flicker, doors half open on their own, you catch glimpses of skin from gaps that are probably not “accidental.” It feels like the walls are trying to cockblock you and help you at the same time. One moment you swear some ghost is messing with your phone, next moment the “curse” basically hands you a view of a tenant quietly touching herself in her room with the curtains very not closed. The whole thing is like those late night porn banners that somehow know exactly what you like, but here it’s a haunted house with rent contracts.

What made it hit me a bit is how it feels kinda like those early browser porn games I tried in high school on Internet Explorer, with pop-ups everywhere and flash player crashing, but sharpened up and actually animated. The dev clearly loves big curves, because the first big event that stuck in my head is when you “check on a water leak” and this tenant opens the door with a towel barely holding on her huge tits, towel falls, and the game actually lets you linger. Not just a quick CG, you get that slow animated bounce, this nice heavy motion that looks dirty but playful too. There is a scene where you sit with her on the shabby couch, she pretends she is just “cold,” then her hand slides into your lap, and the game plays it long, with that drawn out handjob where you see every little jerk and squeeze. I liked that the camera is kind of voyeur style, like you are watching from the corner of the room, not in some perfect porn studio angle. Later you catch her masturbating in her room, lying on her stomach, ass in the air, big ass filling the screen while she rubs herself, and you have this choice to knock or just keep spying. Of course I just watched like a creep and felt a bit bad, but the game absolutely knows that is the point. The “curse” plays with you, moves doors, shifts objects, gives you those little peeping chances that feel wrong and hot at same time, and then acts surprised when you use them. The writing is simple, sometimes weird, but it adds to that vibe like you are reading horny notes from some pervert landlord who learned English on hentai subs and TikTok comments. It’s not trying to be deep, it just wants to get you horny, and honestly it works most when it stops pretending it’s a normal story and lets you be the guy who is half scared of the building and half grateful for how often girls forget to close their curtains.

You wake up in this weird little cafe that looks like somebody mixed a cheap coffee shop with a forgotten temple and then gave up halfway. You don’t know your name, you don’t know why your clothes look like you stole them from three different people, and everyone around you keeps smiling and pushing this “special sorrel coffee” like it’s normal. Nothing feels normal. The barista has this perfect big soft chest pressed into her apron every time she leans over the counter, and she keeps saying things like “just one sip, it will help you remember.” It doesn’t help you remember. It rips you out of that place and spits you into some new world, and every world has hotter women and worse problems. One moment you’re walking down a quiet fantasy village street trying not to stare at a girl whose tits are barely fitting in her armor, next moment you’re running from some government-looking agent with a gun while a monster girl with glowing eyes licks her lips and tells you she likes your smell.

The game doesn’t hold your hand, which is kind of nice and kind of annoying. You click through scenes, pick what to say, and the story just shifts around you. Sometimes one small choice in a cafe or a random side comment to a monster girl changes where you end up later. I took a “polite” option once, tried to be a gentleman to this shy horned girl, and two scenes later she had me pinned to a mossy rock, riding my cock while her tail curled around my leg and dug just a bit into my skin. She looked almost innocent, but the way her huge boobs bounced and slapped against her chest in those little looped animations was not innocent at all. Another route, I acted like an asshole and she straight up tried to kill me instead of fuck me. Fair, I guess. There is a lot of focus on bodies: big tits, big asses, thick thighs pressing around your head while you’re buried between someone’s legs, feeling their pussy clench on you in the text while the animation just repeats this slow, teasing grind. It is honestly hot, then suddenly the plot goes “oh yeah, remember the mystery?” and throws some new clue about who you are and why these monster girls and agents want you. The tone hops around, like one scene is a serious chase, next is you with your dick deep inside some busty cat-like girl on a table in a “reality” that might vanish with the next sip of coffee.

The visual style is simple but it works; you can tell the artist cares more about curves than perfection. Some angles look a bit weird, but when her tits are smashed against your chest during a slow vaginal scene, you forget to care. The animations are short loops, yet they hit that nice rhythm where your brain fills in the extra movement. Sometimes I wished there was more “vanilla” build up. There are sweet moments, like a quiet talk in a candlelit room where the girl sits too close and you can see her blush while she adjusts her dress around her big ass, but often it jumps from mystery talk straight to “I want to feel you inside me” without much slow burn. As a purist, I always look for that slightly more normal, emotional sex, and here you get it sometimes, then other times the monster girl is drooling over your cock like she hasn’t eaten in weeks. Still, the whole coffee-resets-reality thing keeps the multiple endings interesting, because you never feel safe. You kiss someone, fuck her, maybe even think “ok, this path is mine now,” and one bad sip later you’re in another world, another danger, another huge chest pressing up against you while you still have no idea who the hell you really are.

Card table, pretty girl, tits practically falling out already, and you still feel nervous like some newbie clicking "start" on his first porn game. That’s the vibe here. It throws you right into a strip poker match with this curvy babe who looks like she was built in Honey Select on a horny Sunday. Big ass, big tits, tiny clothes. She leans in, smirks, taps her cards on the felt. You’re pretending to care about odds and strategy while your brain is just "please lose this hand, please lose this hand."

The thing that hit me hardest wasn’t even the visuals at first, it was the sounds. I sample moans and sex audio for fun, ok, I’m weird, whatever. Her teasing voice when she slow-rolls a win, that playful "hmm, looks like you’re in trouble" mixed with that little card flip sound. The cloth shuffle of the deck has this soft, low thump that sits nicely under her voice, not too sharp. When she strips, the clothing rustle is a bit too clean, like someone in a studio sliding off a jacket, but the way they layered in this tiny breath from her, like she’s half embarrassed, half enjoying it, yeah, that works. I actually recorded my screen, dropped the audio into Audacity and cut little loops of her giggles. Some of them clip a bit on higher volume, and it annoyed me more than it should, especially with headphones on Spotify running in the background. Still didn’t stop me replaying the same round three times to trigger the same teasing line.

The gameplay moment that got me hooked was this hand where I went all in with trash, just to see if the game would reward stupid horny behavior. I lost, of course. She leans back, crosses her arms under those ridiculous breasts, and there’s this low laugh, like she already knew you were bluffing with your dick instead of your brain. Then a couple hands later, I actually won with a real straight, and the tone flips. She gives this fake annoyed sigh, slides the straps off her shoulders so slowly it almost feels like lag, and there’s this faint fabric stretch sound that made me stop and rewind. But the next time that same animation played, the sound was a bit out of sync, half a second late, and it drove me crazy. I kept waiting for them to line up perfectly and they never did.

Honestly, the 3D CG looks both hot and slightly weird in that hentai way where the body is a little too perfect, but it fits the whole striptease fantasy. When she stands up to show off more skin, there’s this small chair sc*** that sounds like it came from a free sound pack, but the moan after covers it, so whatever. The puzzles tied into poker hands actually surprised me a bit. You’re not just clicking "next scene" on autopilot; you’re trying to outplay her, counting on her to lose one more layer, while she keeps smirking like she knows you’re one bad call away from sitting there fully clothed, hard as fuck, and still somehow losing. I liked how sometimes she’d toss a line like "you really think that hand is enough?" with this little chuckle that sits perfectly in the mid-range, no harsh S sounds. Other times the voice volume jumps randomly and I had to tab out, lower my system volume, then forgot to put it back and missed a few of her best teases.

Anyway, the strip scenes ramp up nicely. First it’s just a button open, or her bending forward so her cleavage fills the whole screen, then later it’s full-on topless with those huge tits bouncing a bit when she laughs at you for folding too early. There’s one moment where she turns around to peel her panties down and that ass has this glossy look like an overpolished car, but the animation is so slow and cocky it still worked for me. The sexiness is not really about realism, it’s about that poker table energy: you against this smug, animated bombshell, cards in your hand, dick in your other "hand", praying for a good draw so you can see just a little more skin. It’s messy, sometimes clunky, sometimes weirdly hot. I closed the browser, then opened it again five minutes later, just to hear that cocky laugh one more time.