Barely clicked the thumbnail and my brain went, “oh, this is that fake-ass Kim Possible porn I always wanted as a kid but with way bigger tits and way less Disney lawyers.” It is exactly that. Not subtle at all. The main girl is basically Kim if someone fed her nothing but squats and hormones, bright hair, stupid tight top, boobs that look like they’re actively trying to escape, and an attitude that flips between cocky heroine and needy little slut depending on which dialogue option you poke. Half the time I was reading the lines with the cartoon voices in my head and laughing at myself, the other half I was just staring at her tits and clicking through like a caveman.

The whole thing leans hard into that “I used to watch this after school and now I want to fuck it” itch. You got the classic mission vibe twisted into “oops, somehow every situation ends with her bent over something.” One scene she’s arguing about some villain plan and two clicks later she’s on her knees with cum on her face like that was the obvious tactical solution. It’s dumb in a fun way. There’s also the mom version, the recognizable milf variant, thicker, heavier ass, hair tied up, that smug “I know you’re staring at my tits” look. Honestly she kind of steals the show. When she turns up, the whole mood flips from goofy teen parody to “I’m old enough to ruin your life and I’m enjoying it.” Crazy thing is, the game pretends to care about plot sometimes, like throwing in lines about saving the world, and in the next frame her huge boobs are pressed against someone’s cock like that’s part of the strategy. It should feel lazy but somehow it works, like a shitpost that accidentally hits just right.

What stuck with me more than anything: how unapologetic the bodies are. No “almost big,” no teasing. Just big ass, huge tits, stuff squeezed into outfits that clearly lost the fight. Watching her try to “sneak” in this skin-tight thing while her boobs bounce around is hilarious and hot at the same time. There’s a moment where she’s supposed to be hiding and her butt is literally the only thing on screen, just filling it, like the dev forgot the rest of the background. I kept thinking about that later while scrolling Twitter, like, why did that one stupid angle do more for me than half the polished porn I saw that day. The game is horny in a really teenage way, clumsy and over the top, like someone’s dirty notebook came alive and never learned how to behave. It’s not smart, it’s not deep, but it knows exactly what it wants to shove in your face and it keeps doing it until your mouse hand gets tired.

You love butts? Yeah, us too! But you know not everyone shares that passion. Social media is full of pointless selfies - that’s who! Now, they need you to fix a problem: scroll through every post and approve or reject it based on simple guidelines from your boss.

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Every day you dive deeper into this world of selfies and curves. It’s not just about clicking buttons anymore. With every naughty glance from your boss, every sly smile, you feel the heat rising.

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This thing starts like some weird horny déjà vu for anyone who ever wasted half their life in Animal Crossing, except here the game finally admits what your brain was already doing. You’re not organizing cute little villages, you’re on a train with a thick-ass neko waifu who looks like she escaped from a fanart folder on someone’s second hard drive. Clover acts all bubbly and casual at first, like she’s just this friendly catgirl who wants to chat about the town and your new “life” and all that. But the way she leans in, the way her tits keep taking over the whole screen like they’re trying to sign a treaty with your face, you know exactly where this is going. And it doesn’t pretend otherwise for long.

The whole thing is basically one long, horny train ride where your choices decide just how badly you want to ruin that cute persona of hers. You pick simple dialogue options, nothing pretentious, and every tiny decision shifts her vibe from shy waifu energy to “ok, rail me behind this seat and don’t stop.” It’s funny, because the game tries to act wholesome for like two minutes. She mentions normal stuff, maybe talks about moving, little small talk. Then one answer from you and suddenly her tail’s twitching, she’s blushing, her boobs are pushed together so tight you could probably park a Switch between them. I was playing on Chrome with Discord open in the background and I actually tabbed away once because it felt too damn intimate for a browser window. And I liked it. And I also kinda hated that I liked it that much.

When the sex scenes kick in, they don’t mess around. It’s not some artsy fade to black, it’s Clover bent over in that tiny train seat, big ass up, ears twitching while she tries to keep her voice down and absolutely fails. Doggystyle in public transport should honestly be its own genre. She goes from teasing to downright filthy pretty fast, calling you out, begging for it, moaning like she forgot there are other passengers “somewhere” on this imaginary train. The rougher you push it, the more she melts, and there’s this nice twisted contrast where she still has that cute village-game style charm but she’s getting pounded like hentai main course. I really loved how reactive she feels, and at the same time I kinda wished there were more girls, more locations, more scenes. But also, if they add more I’ll complain I liked it better when it was just me and this one clingy catgirl ruining public transport forever. That’s the worst part actually: after you’re done, normal Animal Crossing feels weirdly naked and boring, and now every time I see a cheerful NPC on a train in any game, part of my brain expects them to climb into my lap and pretend it’s still “just talking.”

You roll into Dusuka City thinking it’s just another “smart dude goes to rich-kid academy” story, and then the game hits you with this weird mix of horny slice-of-life, lowkey superhero shit, and fucked up family tension that kinda sits in your head longer than it should. You’re the male MC, obviously, but he’s not the usual cardboard pornstar puppet, he actually feels like that guy who thinks he’s smooth because he watched too much porn, then freezes when a girl actually grabs his dick. The adoptive mom energy is heavy from the first scene, like she’s way too close, way too worried, and the camera knows exactly where her tits are at all times. She’s nervous, you’re confused, and that awkward vibe never fully goes away, even later when you’re deciding whether to grope her in the kitchen or pretend you’re a decent human. The incest tension is kind of the point, but it doesn’t jump straight to “ok we fuck now”, it teases the hell out of you first. She’ll sit too close on the couch, talk about “family” while her cleavage is trying to escape, and the game just lets you stew in it.

The academy itself is like a horny sandbox playground wrapped in a school setting, with everyone way too hot for a place that supposedly cares about education. You wander around, chase events, check your phone way too much like you’re on Instagram instead of a porn game, and slowly figure out that yeah, you’ve got powers. Not “save the world” stuff, more like “I can nudge minds and maybe get away with sliding my hand up a thigh in class” kind of powers. It’s scummy, and the game knows it, so it throws female domination at you as a counterweight. Some girls just do not give a shit about your abilities and will ride your face like you’re the one under their spell. There’s this scene with a senior chick with huge tits, where you think you’re going to control her, and she just flips it, sits on your lap, and uses your cock like a toy while telling you exactly how small you are without her. Handjob, titfuck, footjob, whatever, she cycles through it like she’s testing a feature list, and yeah, I still think about how her heel pressed on your chest while she jerked you off. Completely unnecessary, completely great.

The lesbian stuff sneaks in sideways, you’re not always the center. Two girls in a study room “helping each other relax” while you spy through a door, and you can decide if you intervene with your powers or just watch them eat each other out on the desk where midterms happen. The teasing is relentless: girls brushing against you in the hallway, random groping choices where you know you shouldn’t but you click anyway, big asses and big tits animated just enough that you think “ok, one more scene” then realize your dick’s already out. There’s a lot of dating sim flavor too, picking answers that either make the girl melt or make her step on your ego. I liked how sometimes you get rewarded for acting like a perv, and sometimes you get punished and dragged into this femdom moment where she pins you, strokes you painfully slow, and only lets you cum when she’s done using your mouth. The only thing that really pissed me off is how the phone app vibrates in-game with a tiny little icon that looks like a real notification, made me check my actual phone like an idiot every time. Never got used to it. Anyway, the game is messy, horny as hell, a bit mean, and kind of charming in that “I should not be enjoying this family situation, but here we are” way.